America’s No 2 Enemy: The Canucks
Friends,
the situation between the mighty USA and Canada gets more and more difficult. More hatred is coming towards America from Canada. They are criticizing our way of life the same time they profit from it. They drive American cars and they use our resources, Americans companies giving the Canadians jobs and those ungrateful bastards burn American flags and try to stab a knife between our 3rd and 4th rib as soon as we turn our back!
Canada is for us not more useful than a parasite. Now it’s time that we treat them as such. First we have to boycott Canada and starve somecommon sense into them.
If that does not help we have to invade and take over this filthy canuck country (legally and peacefully of course).
Dear republican Friends! Don’t buy any Canadian products anymore. Don’t buy cars made in Canada (certain Chrysler models for example), don’t travel to Canada. If you meet a canuck, confront him and let him know that this can not go on as it is.
Kindest regards to you,
Shelley
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What is the problem with Canada?
And could it be that you don`t like any country in the rest of the world?
Are you blind, strange person? Check out what Canada is doing to us! They burn our flags, they hate us, they aid and help the terrorists by criticizing us!
We don’t mind the small rest of the world as long as they don’t stand in our way. This is the American century, get this in your head already!
Maybe it`s China`s century…
It`s time to check the reality: Do you don`t think that it is strange that nearly every better country all over the world is against the politics of the USA?
And what is with Asia? And Southamerica?
Everywhere are your “enemies”, everywhere are this “terrorist-countries” - when so many countries have a bad opinion about the USA, maybe they are right, or?
Last question: Have you ever been in Europe? Or in an other country (except Canada)?
No. And I would never go to Europe. What is there to see? Coward Europeans whining all the time?
Riots in Paris? Give me a break. If you live in the USA you have the best of all and don’t need to see ANY other country!
So you have not the slighest idea about the rest of the world!
Every little child in Europe has more experience with other countries and their culture than you!
Paris has a few riots, America has the Ku Klux Klan.
Uschia,
first of all, this is real. This is purely American, this is what I think.
2nd: I am not afraid of anybody. When you have God on your side, everything becomes an easy task.
3rd: What pornographic images are you talking about???? You can see more on CNN or MSNBC than here!!!!
You said “No. And I would never go to Europe. What is there to see? Coward Europeans whining all the time?Riots in Paris? Give me a break. If you live in the USA you have the best of all and don’t need to see ANY other country!”
There is a LOT to see about Europe, and the very first thing you should go an see are you Ancestors, unless youre an American Indian or an Eskimo…
You’re right Shelley, in Europe and Canada people are so comfortable with themselves and so unconcerned about other people’s business, that it’s hard to know who to be friends with! At least in America, we can KNOW that the people that hate gays are REALLY gay themselves!
I’ve long campaigned for a wall to be built between the USA and Canada, or better still a moat - that will keep out those unchurched barbarians.
YOU GO GIRL! YAY FOR SHELLEY!
This is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time! Everyone is entitled to their own opinion and this hilarious site just happens to express yours. Poor, Poor woman, you will wake up in reality one day!
“Canada is for us not more useful than a parasite.”
EXCEPT THAT THEY ARE FIGHTING ALONGSIDE US IN AFGHANISTAN. AND DYING ALONGSIDE US IN IRAQ!
“First we have to boycott Canada and starve some common sense into them.”
IS THIS HOW A REAL CHRISTIAN BEHAVES? STARVING CHILDREN?
“If that does not help we have to invade and take over this filthy canuck country (legally and peacefully of course).”
AND HOW DOES ONE INVADE AND TAKE OVER ANOTHER COUNTRY “LEGALLY” AND “PEACEFULLY?” (AND FILTHY? I’LL COMPARE THE STREETS OF MONTREAL TO CHICAGO’S BACK ALLEYS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.)
Question, Shelley. Why do you suppose none of the Republican members of Congress is taking your advice? Could it because it is JUST PLAIN ILL-CONCEIVED, RANTING LUNACY?!!!!!
Shelley, I disagree with you about everything - but you live in the USA, I can`t expect that you have experience with other countries, their mentality and their culture.
In fact, you have only two neighbours: Canada and Mexico.
You only do this, what you think is right…
I wish you a Merry Christmas!
What is your point? How many neighbors do you need to have to realize that one neighbor is an enemy? 3? 4? 5? Tell me!
Shelley, what is your opinion of Mexico? All of this condenming Canada, what about Mexico and the illegals that are coming to this country?
Mexico is also an enemy. The mexican government is sending their criminals to America.
We NEED a wall!
You said
“How many neighbors do you need to have to realize that one neighbor is an enemy?”
Jesus said “Love thy neighbour”
You are either.
1/ Funny, in a slightly odd way.
2/ Confused.
3/ In need of medical attention!
Shelly,
I’m sorry you feel that way about us. I myself am a Canadian living in Europe and have the best of both worlds - I come from one of the best countries in the world and am living in Europe which has an incredible mix of people, beliefs and cultures.
Riots in Paris? Sure, a few. But what about “snipers” driving around Washington shooting innocent people? What about you wacko-Christian fundamentalists petrol-bombing abortion clinics - in your “land of the free”, is that not a personal choice?
I don’t hate you. I just don’t like your politics and your Nazi-esque belief that the rest of the world must adopt your views.
Your time will come, little Shelly. By Allah..
Shelley,
No one hates for absolutely no reason. Don’t think that if our government’s foreign policy did nothing but good, nothing but good would be reciprocated towards us. It is our government is evil. All the “evil” the christian right and our president claim exists in the world is evil that our government created. Shelley, wake up and read something other than the bible. Try the USA today.
goodgame shelly.
*american by birth, canadian by heart*
It’s intolerance, closed mindedness and outright hatred of anything different like yours that has turned people like me AWAY from religions of any sort in the first place.
If you truly beleive anyone who is not your particular religion will “burn in hell” than just leave them to it. If you have any love in your heart at all or even knew what it means you should hope to prevent that from happening to them, not stand around self-righteously finger pointing. Love is caring more for someone else than for yourself. I simply live my life by doing no harm to others, including being polite to strangers and giving everyone I meet the benefit of the doubt until they let me down. I just wish more of the people I meet had the same attitude. The world would be a much nicer place.
As far as your obsession with “weapons of mass destruction” goes. You might want to reflect on the fact that the only true WMD are ideas and attitudes that suggest it can ever be “right” or “proper” to hurt anyone or anything else just because they do not have the same opinions or beliefs as oneself. Hate is ALWAYS an ugly thing no matter where it comes from. It may be necessary to kill to save our own lives or the lives of others but even THEN the only thing we should HATE is that we were put in a situation as a police officer or soldier that made such action unavoidable, and not the poor misguided individual(s) who could not be stopped any other way.
Please read this seriously.
A saddened Canadian
wow this is so funny! i was splitting my sides with laughter, i am slightly concerned however when you said you were serious about this sort of thing, just keeping in character though right?
I’ve long campaigned for a wall to be built between the USA and Canada, or better still a moat - that will keep out those unchurched barbarians.
Excellent idea. We certainly do not need people like you spoiling Canada. Also, Canadians are far more civilized than many Americans. This is not targeted at normal, well-balanced Americans, only pseudo-Christian fundamentalists like the operators of this blog.
“I’ve long campaigned for a wall to be built between the USA and Canada, or better still a moat - that will keep out those unchurched barbarians.”
Damn straight - unchurched barbarians who say “Please” and “Thank-you” and don’t jump when they’re told. The nerve of those bastards. If only they could show the moral courage of Britain and have their PM poodle up to the Dubya - maybe dry hump his MILFy wife for good measure.
Those bastards have let their dollar get up to 90 cents U.S.? Like anything Canadian could be worth THAT much. It certainly couldn’t have anything to do with George’s economic policies, right? I mean sure, under Clinton their weak-ass funny money had trouble breaking 75 cents, but that’s got NOTHING to do with the current situation, could it. COULD IT?!?! Bush is absolutely brilliant - so brilliant he covers it up so he doesn’t embarrass everyone with his huge brain. Thing is, when he was young, he used cocaine and booze to kill off all the slow stupid brain cells and now only the smart ones are left. What cunning. What audicity. What kutzpa.
And as for a moat, what a great idea, except the Canuckastani’s would probably use it to practice Hockey in the winter - which means they’d keep beating the U.S.A. at the stupid game - who plays it anyway? Some frozen Canucki’s a few oddball Euro-trash wannabies.
I’m with you and Pat Robertson (now there’s a thinker) on this one, though. Give me a wall any day.
Reading this article was like seeing a freak show, but with the mind of Shelley as the freak.
I love your web site, tells me what is wrong with the USA. Before the world thought the USA was a wonderful place, but now you reveiled to the world that the USA is intolerant, racist, and small minded.
From your writings, I see that the USA should never have stopped slavery, as it was a profitable business. Anyway, I had a good laugh and say “Thank God for not living in your country, a country where the dollar has replaced God”.
“they aid and help the terrorists by criticizing us!”
That says it all about the kind of nieve, misguided person you are.
What an idiot.
Rarely so laughed!
Sorry,I lack the words, still laughing… Greetings from Germany
P.S. Don?t think that I want to make fun, you all possess my full loyalty. That?s the truth.
OMG thats just too poor to comment.
greetings from germany …
ps: did you know that german scientist invented the mikrowelle ? ^^
did you btw read the “canada”-link ? thats just as poor as well… some people are just too stupid. but thats the case in every country so dont mind.
The matter with Canadians on American Propaganda, is the fact that American Propaganda doesn’t reflect just how “great” Americans really are. If American Propaganda would change, “TRUTH” of Nazi-support and AL-Quaeda support for once would be CONFESSED by YOUR Government. And I’m a Canadian saying this. CHANGE YOUR GOVERNMENT, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU, AND INNOCENT PEOPLE– CHILDREN, UNBORN BABIES ARE GETTING BOMBED FOR OIL– IT IS NOT WORTH YOUR IGNORANCE ON YOUR PROPAGANDA MACHINES– CHANGE YOUR GODDAM ATTITUDE ON YOUR PROPAGANDA MACHINES AND SEE THE TRUTH FOR YOURSELVES OUTSIDE TELEVISION POTATO CHIPS “WAAAAAKKKEEE UPPPP”, GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND SEE THE LIGHT FOR YOURSELVES.. “WAAAAAKKKEEE UPPPP” “WAAAAAKKKEEE UPPPP” PEOPLE ARE GETTING KILLED BY YOUR GOVERNMENTAL PROPAGANDA PROGRAMMING MACHINES– THE REST OF THE WORLD KNOWS IT, YOU SHOULD TOO. “WAKE UP!!!!” Participate more in public hearings, protests, question, ponder, analyse, reflect, trace your Governmental’s terrorist sponsorships and behind-assassinations on other meddling affairs. Your Government are Liars– That’s why Canadians can’t stand American’s ignorance, change your attitude that “TV” is not “reality” because it is Governmentally controllled and wouldn’t never uncover the fact that Hitler, Al-quada and the Contras were a big playing partners with your government. “Wake up!!!!”, change your Foreign-Affairs politics and let Oil-countries elect democratically their own government– read up the History of Iran and how America meddled and toppled their democratically elected government, and see why Iranians hate you..that’s why you’re having problems with Iran too.. and don’t *bs* from the Propaganda Machine, the Truth about how Iranians suffered from this dilemma is still strong today..that’s because oil was the main interest, and not human people..it doesn’t seem much different than today’s Iraq either– it is democracy in a masquerade***
Dear friend:
I just have finished to read tour blog, and i think:
You are so right!!
I?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†LOVE?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†AMERICA, I?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†LOVE REPUBLICANS, I?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬†LOVE GEORGE BUSH!!!
USA must face the ban of all nations and try to live whitout the others, this day will be the best day in the world, and three days after USA will cry for world help….
Well now, let’s see…
Since Canadians seem to be no higher than krill on your food chain, Shelley, why don’t we begin by stopping our oil exports to the US…
Then maybe we’ll consider damming up the rivers that have their headwaters north of the 49th. You might want to stock up on bottled Mexican water…
And speaking of headwaters, why not shut off the flow of electricity as well…
And then, while you’re sitting in the dark, freezing your sorry ignorant butt off, you’ll have time to think about everything you’ve said about Canadians.
You are in serious need of some professional psychiatric help!
First, sorry for my poor english. Than, I don’t really know why do you hate Canada. We burn your flag? Uhhmm we are not in Afghanistan or Irak.
We never said that we hate you. But sometimes we are not agree about the decision of M. Bush.
America is not the best country in the world… I juste think that all the country can make a big one and we can help other one mutually.
The world is not America. Open your eyes buddy!
Canadien et fier de l’??¢‚Äû¬¢tre, c’est pas un am??Ǭ©ricain raciste des autres pays qui va venir me faire changer d’id??Ǭ©e.
Merci, Thank you.
I must admit that I never ever read anything so close-minded. The whole world is burning your flag my friend, start wondering.
GgGeNnN a proud Canadian
@Shelley: You may me the only one who hasn’t noticed that it wasn’t the Canadians who bombed their Allies in Afghanistan …
Do you know which people are known around the world as the “gentle North-Americans”? Definitely not you and your Republican friends!
Reading your verbal diarrhea only supports my earlier decision never to cross the southern borders in Canada. Thank God, your kind are a minority among American citizens.
i hope this site is a joke. even a republican would not say i have no problem with anyone unless he stands in my way. if this is not a joke then if there is a hell people who made this site are the fuel that will burn people in hell.
You ass Hole!
Actually we drive foreign cars. We would drive the crap you make in the “good ol’ USA of A’.
Canadian’s bah. the real trouble is the states on our Southern Border, Florida, Texas, Nevada, California. They don’t do their share and flood us with their idiotic citizens. I say cut them loose!
My aunt likes americans. I swear she does. Even though she’s a Kanukistani.
I don’t appreciate the satire, if that’s what this is, especially when there are people out there who are so uninformed as to believe this. The United States profits far more from its relationship with Canada than Canada ever will. And our troops are sadly engaged in Afghanistan so that the US can put more resources behind “Operation: Iraqi Enema”.
By the way, you’re advertising Linux webhosting despite your previous accusations of us Linux users being a bunch of filthy communists. So you are either inept or hypocritical, both of which fit the Republican profile quite well. If this is satire, it is entirely well played.
Ever counted the times you american bastards used us Canadians?
More than the other way around!
HEY!
I’m Canadian, and that’s JUST FUCKING STUPID.
The United States make lots of canadian families loose lots of money because of the tax on the wood YOU impose to us.
Damn, we don’t burn your flags! I don’t know who told you that, but you need to se HOW THE REAL THINGS ARE.
You crictisize, but YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US!
We’re not terrorists.
I think you have a serious problem to solve; your mind.
oh god! come on! give me more!
we all know this whole site is great! and if not,well it still seems like one:
some ignorrant hateful persons try to convince those who actually spend their spare time visiting a site like that that tehy are right!
see, I\’m German and I am grateful for the liberation from the Nazis okay, but come on….what is your problem with Canada now?
Canada really is the best part of north america, given that morons like you like in the US. If I hadn\’t friends in the states I seriously would think you represent the opinion of the masses. lucikily your opinions aren\’t worth the kbs they\’re using up on the internet.
besides, okay what is there to see in Europe?
uumm, hold on a second: well, Europeans actually discovered the continent (well, native americans were there but you msut hate them aslo so just let\’s stick to the legend). America would nos have won WWII without the help of german engineers. no nuclear weapons without the help of european scientists (actually that is something I am not proud of). so jsut reminding you of the long list of things you the USA stole or took from other countries you wouldn\’t be worth shit without the influences of all the other countries.
think about that!
you are ignorrant stupid and regardless of what you might think, America is not right and the countries that actually have a different opinioin only exercise their rights.
oh besides, ever checker for the constitution or the bill of rights? and then check back with today\’s gov in the US. get the point? probably not!
You should really reconsider your appaulingly harsh words, as America is gaining a considerable amount of support from Canada’s foresting industry, as well as our vast amounts of natural resources. If you retain your usual stubborness, then I suggest you burn down your house and destroy your furniture, as well as disconnecting and melting down your telephones.
Amen to that!!! Blame Canuckia! Canuckia is corrupting our youth and are all around rude.
Why did your dear president ask and accept Mexican help after New Orleans’ Katrina?
It was an antipatriotic decision, wasn’t it?
Just shut up a second Shelley, stop reading your bible for a while, buy a airplane ticket and see what happens outside your “states”. Unfortunately for you (and the rest of us), you’re too scared and “chicken” to do it. You’re so scared to see the reality, and you’re so blinded by the pages of your bible that we’re hopeless… You might think you’re right on everything, you might think your “country” is the best of all… Yeah man, I bet you’re so chicken that you will never face the reality… from the moment you’ll stop to be chicken (from the moment you’ll open your mind) you’ll be so embarrassed and then you’re gonna say “scuse me, i didn’t know “… By the way, why don’t we (all humans on earth should) built a wall around you and your country? You will feel so secure… deeeeeeeuuuuuh!!!
hey shelley! don’t try to criticise michael moore. ur the one who should go away. i wonder how much money i would get for killing u………
i’m being serious whats wrong with u shelley u must have BAD mental problems. i believe in god myself… but what u have said is pure bs.
y are u giving the us a bad name shelley? what has our “enemies” canada and mexico done to us? just answer
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
Bad Canuckia, I hate Canuckia! Burn! Burn! Canuckia will burn in the innermost circle of hell!
You tell ‘em, Shelley… Death! Death to all who oppose us! Especially those stupid ass Canadians. Seditious commie symps! Hanging’s too good for them. BURNING’s too good for them. They should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried ALIVE!!!!
Especially the ones from Regina.
Doc
hey shelley! u should listen to the cd rock against bush. one of the best cds ever made. :) burn in hell
If you think Vietnam was bad…try us. You won’t know your friend from your enemy.
I’m saddened that your brilliant satire is taken so seriously (weirdly? strangely? - I can’t find the word. If you’d like a spy north of the 49th, I’m applying for the job.
Dear shelly,
All this talk about killing inocent people is making me all hot inside. You have got to be the most sexy women ever! after writing this im gonna go pull my pork to you.
yours forever
this is too funny to be taken seriously. neil young, awesome guitarist, along with Rush, they be holdin it down for canada.
You don’t have a clue. I was working in Africa at the time of the 9/11 attack and all my colleagues (many well educated, with Western higher degrees) considered the attack had been a long time coming, and hoped it would make Americans ask why they are so hated. Americans are generally seen (and not just in Africa) as being arrogant and ignorant people who expect to be able to buy or fight their way to anything they want. I had great difficulty in persuading my less-travelled colleagues that if you visit the US you will actually find generous, reasonable people. It’s a good job they are unlikely to have seen your blog.
Canada depends on the US for resources? Eh? You mean like oil, natural gas, water, timber, fertilizer, . . . ?
I find it funny shelly we in canada are the parisite? who bout the fact u import more energy from us then anyone else? how bout we turn off the pumps and watch the northen part of your country freeze and stop sending power to california for air conditioning? u need us like we need u hate it or love it , it is what it is
U mother fuckin bitch! WTF is ur problem! U dont like any fuckin Country in the World, u find something to say about every single one of them, u call us names, n say we’re a disgrace n shit! WTF! Yo u better watch ur ass bitch, u cant go on talkin shit about other places like that! Girl u should look at ur fuckin Country n see how its a fuckin piece of shit! USA is SHIT! Every Country in the world is better then USA! FUCKIN AMERICANS! You think ur also so good n perfect while its the other way around (MOST OF YOU ANYWAYS). I’ve only read a few of your bullshit talkin articles n they suck! You make me sick Shelley! And u should burn in Hell girl, for all those fuckin pieces of crap u wrote!
By the way US is the fuckin parasite girl, ur the ones who are invading other countries n trying to steal them, steal away their companies, their natural resources n shit! Like the war in Iraq, WTF r u fighting for! I know why ur there, cuz ur fuckin asshole president wants to get all the gas! Its that simple! U are parasites, stealers n everyone in the world should hate u guys for being such a disgrace to humanity!
“They drive American cars and they use our resources,..”
“Canada is for us not more useful than a parasite.”
hahah, ever wonder where most of your oil is from you stuck-up twats? (Now, I like MOST Americans, but the ones that are full of themselves and probably couldn’t find Canada on a map I dislike). Without Canada you would need to depend on unstable countries for your precious oil. Not to mention you need our uranium (where do you think you got it for your nukes you used in WWII), gold, wood, coal, diamonds, etc. The main reason the USA wanted NAFTA is that is guarantees you guys oil no matter what happens to our supplies.
we’re the parasite? Who started Afghanistan and Iraq? Who’s trying to question our sovereignty over the Arctic? What country has huge poverty problems? Who’s country only cares about how well the rich do? …The USA. Sounds like a God-loving and following country to me!
I Am Canadian.
Your OIL Comes From Our SANDS IN OUR ALBERTA
YOUR URANIUM COMES FROM OUR GROUND
YOUR CARS COME FROM CANADA
We Share Our Food, Our Resources, Our Life, With Other Countries That Need Us For A Helping Hand.
Were Not Prejudice, We Have A Neutral Aspect Of The World, I Speak For All Canadians When I Say, You Sir, Are A White Fascist Bastard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada
Vandalise It, You’ll Get Banned.
http://www.churchofmozilla.uni.cc
Run By A Canadian!
Ok for the record, YOU Shelley, are going straight to hell. You are so quick to pass judgment on people but what gives you the right? The world hates you.
Seriously. You Americans think you are king shit; anything American is just the best. Found it funny when you said your food is the best…thats probably why Americans are the fattest people in the world.
I could write a novel on how much I loathe you Shelley. Canada is one of the best places in the world to live. How dare you speak ill of us. I’m going to pray to God that when your time for judgment comes, He be merciful towards you.
I seem to recall a certain someone saying that He wanted us to “love one another as He loved us”. Wow, you fucked that one up real good. God bless Canada.
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I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve long campaigned for a wall to be built between the USA and Canada, or better still a moat - that will keep out those unchurched barbarians.
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Relax - we’re working on a snowfence. a) it’ll keep you lot out, and b) help keep Celin Dion from coming back.
Sorry to hear you Americans feel this way about Canada. Obviously, we will have to find other, more grateful clients for our hydroelectricity. I guess the entire East Coast will never look the same anymore without any electricity sold at friendly rates from Quebec… Or I guess it is definitely not in our interestst to forget about the fact that you literally robbed us of millions in lumberwood money exported from British Columbia, when even the all international organisations asked, including the UN, gave reason to Canada… Ohh… but I guess the UN is also the work of Satan right?
Well, America, sorry our relationship had to end this way, we can’t say we’ll miss you however!
wtf? how is canada evil? its people like you who are evil… ffs canada is the most peacefull place in the world, canadians are GREAT people, and for you to say shit like this is incredible, now come to think of it your like a propaganda failure, you try to trick people into believing your false shitty lies but YOU cant realize that only right side morons like yourself belive you, if you want a life of false truths then go back in time and work for the soviet union, ass wipe
Hey shelley, you’re a cunt
p.s. americans make the world a worse place.
Shelley… you are wasting your time spreading such a negitive message, and the sad thing is, you will see that one day you will see what a close-minded person you have been. You do not send out any message of peace or love. Which is what Jesus was about.
You are a true piece of work. I’m a canadian and I can’t believe that you think that Canada is a your enemy. There is more than enough porn, violence, satan worship, crap on TV and………………….. in the Glorious U S of A for the entire world. This is so the pot calling the kettle black. Where do you think the invention of the entertainment industry was as we know it? Cerntainly not Canada!
That is so harsh, hurtful and get this way worse that what ANY CANADIAN would say about America.
people burn americanflags because of people like you, shelley
WE
GET
FREE
HEALTHCARE!!!
I hope you got $10,000+ for that one emergency we all get.
Me? FREE! HAHA!
Please, get a life. Most Americans, including me, have health insurance.
People that can not afford HC, don’t deserve it anyway.
Shelley
Shelley I am having trouble actually believing that you are serious. I did not know anyone had such outdated views anymore but I stand corrected.
“They burn our flags, they hate us, they aid and help the terrorists by criticizing us!”
Just because we don’t believe the American propaganda and don’t follow it blindly into some never ending war based on lies does not make us supporters of terrorism.
Many, many citizens of this fine country called America no longer agree with Bush and some even burn it’s flag. So please do not blame Canada for anything. Why are you so oblivious to your counrties faults?
You do an awesome job playing devil’s advocate, because this can’t be serious! You remind me a lot of Stephen Colbert, pretending to be a bible thumping republican to make them look retarded! By fighting against free speech and trying to oppress people’s opinions aren’t you going against what the u.s. stands for? If you were really successful in what you are trying to do you’d end up being no better than a terrorist state yourself.
Calling Canada a parasite is big words when you know nothing some of the things they supply the u.s. with (electricity is a big one).
May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul.
Shelly, once again you go forth to prove that you are a hypocrate. You tell us how Canadians are bad when the real problem is with the Americans. So don’t spread hatefull messages for the sake of God
This has got to be fake because no one can be uncaring enough to write the following comment. If so, may God have mercy upon your soul.
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Shelley The Republican June 13th, 2007 3:38 pm
Please, get a life. Most Americans, including me, have health insurance.
People that can not afford HC, don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t deserve it anyway.
Shelley
Shelly, I wish that you would stop spreading hateful words about my fellow Canadians. These are offensive and lack evidence of. You are ignorrant and oblivious to what a true Canadian is like. You should stop spreading hateful messages because after all, it is against God’s will. You are a hypocrate and rude.
canada a parasite???
take a hard look at the natural resources left in both countries and then tell me who will be dependant in the future?
your articles are ridiculous…I hope this is political sattire because some of the comments you make are outlandish and ignorant.
Shelley you are extremely unpatriotic in the fact that you slam minorites and attempt to subdue their freedoms. You may be a republican but you are far from a patriot.
I hate the canucks too… but damn their dollar is flurishing… they’re coming down here and pratically robbing us blind… buying products and goods at nearly 40% less than their msrp
Guarenteed Shelly is some fat bitch sitting in her basement, smoking crack and coming up with all these retarded ideas. Wow, I have no respect for people like you. You are the reason America sucks so bad.
Peace and Love
Excuse me..i am canadian and i am so OFFENDED by what you wrote..and also im french, so sorry if my english is not the best.
NO EVERY CANADIANS NOR AMERICANS ARE STUPID OR WHATEVER. EVERY COUNTRIES HAVE MEAN-IGNORANT PEOPLE BUT DONT GENERALIZE
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You want to invade Canada???
Tell you what! If you can point to it on a map, we’ll let you have it.
If it’s not one thing with you Americans it’s another. This very article is completely hypocritical. You’re complaining about hate coming from Canada in a hateful speech about how horrible Canadians are. I do hope the irony isn’t lost on you morons. The only aspect of your life that we criticize is your horribly violent nature and your blind patriotism. I don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t believe that anyone profits from the war in Iraq. In addition, you profit from us just as much as we profit from you, hence our trade agreements. If you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re going to be bashing a country, at least try to look well informed. Take a moment and think back on what made America a great country. Now take a moment and realize that that America no longer exists thanks to ignorant, hateful pricks like yourself. It’s your fault that the world now hates America, no one else?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s. Don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t put that blame on us Canadians. We?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re not halting the progress of your warmongering country. We?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re not forcing the rest of the world to hate you. And we?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re sure as hell not harming you. Lastly, we aren?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t ungrateful at all. We thank you for your contributions to our economy and science. We thank you for great movies and music. What we don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t thank you for, is the ignorant lifestyle that you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve chosen, and that you attempt to force onto others.
In closing, thank you Shelly. Thank you for being a part of the American society. But most of all, thank you for reminding me how lucky I am to live in Canada.
Now, I live in Canada and am no way patriotic at all, but seriously; you advocated a genocide on the Canadian people, comparable to the Holomdor in the Soviet Ukraine.
“First we have to boycott Canada and starve somecommon sense into them.”
Also, you tout America as being “The Land of The Free” and stuff like that. But what freedom are you talking about? The freedom to become morbidly obese? The freedom to steal land and commit genocide on Natives? The freedom to proclaim Al Quaida “freedom fighters” in the 80’s then calling them “terrorists” in 2000? Or is it the freedom to be hated by the rest of the world for your indolent ways? I hope that capitalistic fascist pigs like you get forced to live a week in a 3rd world peasant’s shoes for a week and see just how fair and loving Uncle Sam really is when you get whipped for loosing a finger making a pair of Nikes that an uncaring, spoiled American brat gets.
mmm, Shelly, you turn me on sooooo much!
i want to make passionate buttsex to you alllll night long
Not ALL Canadian’s are “ungrateful bastards”. We have asshole’s just like the USA does. Deal with it.
This womans stupidity is overwhelming, she has a page on here called “God’s hitlist.” It pains me to know that you can reproduce.