Liberals: A Taste of their own Medicine
If you knew of a product that was absolutely guaranteed to cause pain and suffering not only to everybody who used it but to all those who come into contact with it’s users naturally every mommystate liberal in the country would want to slap a ?surgeon general’s warning” on it.
I’m thinking of something far more deadly than cigarettes, pot or the latest “designer drug” that the godless democrats inject into their children, I’m talking about liberalism itself, the most dangerous product known to mankind: It’s guaranteed to cause damnation, but it’s pedaled on our streets and in
our schools without any warning of the danger it poses.
Not every liberal kid is this easy to spot
I am proposing that liberals are so dangerous and so close to utterly corrupting our great nation we need a way to protect our children from this growing menace, and I want you to know that the situation is desperate:
Have you ever overheard a young member of your family cussing, listening to satanic rock music or perhaps indulging in that ultimate sexual deviancy of pornography. Ask yourself, where your kids are learning those words, obtaining those filthy CDs and obscene images? The chances are your kids are coming into daily, deadly contact with Liberals.
Now these liberals may be too cowardly to wield a gun, but one single liberal kid in your school can spread the soul-destroying cancer of atheism, so what do we do? Simple lets treat the liberals exactly as they would treat us: Lets make the liberals in our community wear a patch or armband that clearly identifies the threat they pose. A clear mark would be enough to let our kids know to that a liberal kid
means danger and should not be trusted.
This boy is as dangerous to your
children as Osama Bin Laden. Thanks
to the patch your kids can shun or
confront him for his liberal attitudes.
Now some of you may think my proposal is excessive or unfair; They would say its undignified or unconstitutional to treat liberal kids differently. I would ask those people how they would feel if known Al-Queda operatives were influencing their kids, and perhaps inviting them to become terrorists. Of course you wouldn’t want that and you should be just as concerned by liberals because they pose exactly the same risk.
I’ve got some quotes that might change your mind, This is what the political thinker Anne Coulter said about liberals:
They are the enemy, they’re rooting against their country!
Or perhaps you would rather hear it from Bill O’Reilly:
Evil cannot be “treated” — nor should it be. Evil has to [be] confronted and destroyed and it matters not why the evil is in play. Society has no obligation to try to rehabilitate evil.
So the nation’s most highly-regarded political thinkers recognize liberalism as an evil which must be confronted. They are devilish traitors who disrespect our president and conspire against us and would try to pass these ideas onto our kids. I put it to you that this is a threat every bit as deadly as the threat posed by terrorists, a threat that we are obliged to confront!
But how are we to confront them if they look exactly like us? Simple, our self defense requires that they do not look like us. All they have to do is wear a simple patch which will allow us to recognize and avoid them.
Every conservative may regret that it has come to this, but there can be no limitations or half measures in self defense. The liberals have agressed upon our children and we must now protect ourselves from their corruption. I may not be offering a final solution to the problem of liberalism, but it could be a start.
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Great work, Tristan.
Somebody already told me that this is the best article on my website so far.
You are a great critical thinker of our times.
And you are correct. We have to stop the liberal cancer before it’s to late!
Have you completely lost your mind??? This is crazy, you goddamn nazi!!!!!!!!
I have given perfectly rational reasons to support my modest proposal. There is nothing remotely nazi-like about these essential self-defence measures I am proposing.
I think you would quickly change your mind if your kids came home from school swearing and uttering blasphemies like “darwinian evolution”.
I re-iterate, there can be no half-measures in self defence. We are the victims of a liberal conspiracy. Calling your fellow American a Nazi will not help solve the problem of the athiestic rot that is agressing upon our children.
Tristan wrote “Calling your fellow American a Nazi will not help solve the problem of the athiestic rot that is agressing upon our children.”
I think if we could feel just a little more self-righteous, promote more fear of anything that is not like us and conjur up as much hate as possible, we could really squash those evil liberals!!
Can I get an “Amen”
Wow, all i want to say is if I didn’t know any better, I would think your article was satrical in nature because of how funny it is.
You asked if your kids ever came home cussing and you wondered where they heard those words? I have an answer that you may not like. They hear it at home. On very many of these posts I have read curse words. Mr. Goodman used the F word and God together to try to reinforce his message. I have been cursed at on this forum by the very people who espouse Christianity and high morals.
Be very careful when you are slinging mud. You always end up getting some on yourself.
Have a good day.
I wasn’t completely convinced up until I read this article but I now realise this site is a, I believe the term is ‘troll’. It’s really good, really consistent and there’s obviously a lot of work gone into it. Amusing to see so many liberals getting all pompous, huffy and abusive about the various articles and good to see people from other perspectives (e.g. Christian, Republican) getting to voice intelligent, considered opinions (Ann it’s so good to hear your voice) which are counter to the general portrayal of people of their political and religious affiliations in the liberal, secular media. It’s also good to see peoples prejudicial views of Americans being used against them although possibly the site and the tone of its contributors is so confrontational that this will go over a lot of people’s heads. But I guess if it does, f**k ‘em right? We should all be challenging and examining our own prejudices, presumptions and beliefs as often as possible as this strengthens those that are ‘right’ or important and weeds out those that are unsound or based on ignorance. America has an image, especially amongst middle-class Europeans who like to indulge in intellectual snobbery, as being a nation of ignorant hicks and rednecks and people devoid of any ironic capacity. I’m not saying that irony is some hugely desirable goal as it is responsible for a lot of the destructive cynicism in modern western societies but it’s good to see a site torpedo these stereotypes through the use of good, old-fashioned, bitter, confrontational sarcasm. To ‘Shelley’ and the team, you guys rock, keep up the good work.
P.S. The only thing that would possibly convince me that this site is for real would be a response to this posting from one of the ‘team’ that doesn’t just go: “you’re sick, you’re a democ-rat, you will go to hell, America is number 1, where do you come from anyway some faggot-ass french piss-ant shit-hole commie terrorist mosque building country? U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.,U.S.A.!!!!”
God writing that was fun, I can see why you guys do it.
Ahem. You are aware they did the exact same thing to Jewish people in Germany right before they trucked them to consonstation camps in the Holocaust, Right? Forced them to wear special patches to Identify themselves. If this is an actual site well then it’s apparently not aware of the horrors of the holocaust and how amazingly creeply doing something like this mirrors it. Persicuting people for their beliefs. If this is a joke well then it is in Bad taste. Seriously in Bad Taste.
Librals First
Cancer second
I would be proud to wear an L and show the world that I’m a liberal!
Wow, What a wonderful idea! Lets make all these libral terrorists wear large visable armbands so we can ostrisize them on a grand scale. This would be at all like Nazi Germany forcing the Jewish community to wear large visable Star’s of Davids outside their clothing.
Then after a time we could make those stinking librals move to Ghettos, then we can complete our “Final Solution”
O, wait a second……..Librals compose more then 60% of the American population including a majority of America’s Collage educated persons in nearly every state of this great Nation. To be able to Ostrisize every single one is impossible, you yourself would be alianted by not wearing a large L. Because the L would come to represent good, honest, educateded people. By not wearing the L you would be considered just another redneck who enjoys using God as her own Personal weapon. JESUS DOES NOT HATE.
You hate. You should be ashamed, calling yourselves Christains while you openly hate other humans.
Would Jesus march against his brother’s right to love whome he pleases?
Would Jesus support your notian of hate expressed towards muslims?
I believe Jesus said “Love thy enimy”
These are wise words preached on deaf ears like yours. As a christian, I am ashamed to be sharing my love of Crist with ignorant people like you and your readers. I sincerly hope you take that personaly. For I am treating you how I would wish to be treated if I was so mixed up as yourself.
Jesus would be wearing a large L on his clothing.
-Sam-
That is ridiculus. Liberals are a tiny minority in this great country.
Only because they control the media you believe they are 60% of the American population.
If there where only more like you. You’re doing a GREAT job. Do not let piontless comments discourage you in any way. How dare “-Sam-” say that Jesus would wear a L on his shirt. She has no idea . But ya know i guess she has all the answers haha. Please forgive her. Thats a prime example of someone that discourages Christianity in there own ways by the comments before and after she quotes verses out of The Holy Bible. She also goes on to say, “I believe Jesus said, “love Thy Enimy.” She doesn’t sound to sure of herself by saying “I believe.” I KNOW he said that.