Maximum Perversum (Germany) : Beyond the Point of no Return to Hell
Friends
My husband, Steven, forbade me to write about this because he is just to embarrassed, but in the interest of getting the information out, I must write about it.
Steven still has contact to his German relatives, I told him to just not talk to them anymore, because frankly I think they are vile and disgusting, but he keeps the contact alive. He is just such a kind and loyal family man.
His relatives from Germany came to visit us for a week and it was a disaster. We had a total of three Germans in our house. “Heinz”, the father, “Elfriede”, the mother and their daughter, “Maike”. I can’t even begin to tell you how ignorant these people are! They have no respect for the American language and no respect for the American culture.
German values and traditions : Strange to the rest of the world
On the drive from the airport to your home they started complaining (it seems that Germans really like to complain all the time). “The American Airline (which was American Airlines) is not as good as their “Lufthansa”, “the food on the flight was so awful”, “the people at the airport have been impolite”, “the streets are not as good as in Germany” and on and on and on.. Every time I became somewhat critical of the German “culture” or their past they attacked America! I brought up the Holocaust and they said: “Hitler created jobs and your President George W. Bush is worse than Hitler!” I did not even dignify this with a response. One one point I just stopped the car and got out for a minute. The complete visit was almost unbearable until Sunday, when I had to throw them out!
Heinz and Elfriede : Lost Souls
Last Sunday we were in church, like any other good American family and when we came back, the Germans were kind of nervous, they were somewhat sweating and shortly after we arrived back they left the house what I greatly appreciated. I aired the house, because I could not stand their smell (by the way, what is it with Germans and taking showers? Do they feel some kind of pain when water touches their skin? They stink!). After a short while I was getting ready to watch my favorite movie which is “Jesus Christ Superstar” when the most disgusting thing in my life happened: In the VCR I found a really repulsive video tape. It was: “Maximum Perversum Vol.6″ I is some kind of German extreme hardcore porn. I was instantly getting violently sick. When we were in church praying they watched a porn and probably had sex. I was throwing up.
Maximum Perversum : Sickening entertainment value
I called my husband and told him that these disgusting creatures are no longer welcome in our home! I told him that he had to throw them out as soon as they are back and if he would not do it, I would leave and take the children! As I already told you, my husband is a good and God fearing man and father and he was shocked, too and of course he broke up with these perverts and said to them that they are not welcome anymore. He drove them to the local Motel 6 and said good bye for good.
“George W. Bush is worse than Hitler” : German Reasoning Gone Mad
Friends, on the one hand I wish all this would never had happened but on the other hand I am glad because now I know. Now I know I was right. Germans are disgusting, Germans are lost. In my opinion there is no hope for Germans to get to Heaven. And I am so glad that my husband asked to today if he has relatives in Europe, he instantly replies: NO!
Thanks for reading.
Shelley
Oh my holy Lord, Shelley!
I am so sorry you had to experience something like this.
It is terrible.
How could somebody behave like this? Watching porn movies when the family is in church???
Good for you that you have kicked them out! I would have done the same…. JESUS CHRIST!
Although I can not share your opinion about Germans completely, I certainly understand where you are coming from….
Your friend,
Barbara
Dear Shelley,
I am so glad that you are writing about one of the most critical proplems creation has: germans.
But let me assure you that the average german is actually much worse than the ones you were forced to let live in your sweet home.
I am living in godless Miami and in my son’s high school there is this teacher who is german by decent.
And guess what ? He is teaching counless numbers of young people how to speak this terrible language. Last year they were reading books like “Also sprach Zarathustra”, “Mein Kampf” and “Die Ausrottung unwerten Lebens”.
It does not surprise me very much that miami has become such a rotten place.
I also agree Heinz and Elfriede acted rude, and intolerant.
However; Representing them as a whole union is simply resism, I for once know a lot of great, kind, and gentle Germans.
You also mentioned that they had no tolerance towards US, ironic isn’t it :)?
Because you are so tolerant towards the rest of the world (insert irony)
Germans sure are creatures rotten to the core.
I assume those sly bastards even replaced your NTSC-VCR with one of their inferior PAL models in order to watch their disgusting PAL-tape.
I bet they were even surprised to find out that you were shocked by their bevavior.
But you can be glad that they weren’t listening to Rammstein (the satanistic german band that demands to kill all jews and americans in their songs) the whole time and burning bibles or other stuff like this german kids are doing almost every day.
God bless you Shelly,
you are such a great addition to this godless and brainless place called the internet.
Dear Shelley,
Maybe this will take your sickness away: a german video tape is in PAL/SECAM-format, which cannot be watched on your American-thus-superior NTSC TV.
BTW Some people, especially those silly Europeans, joke that NTSC means Never The Same Color, suggesting NTSC is inferior to PAL/SECAM. Needless to say that this is nonsense!
So, while you were in church, then cannot have watched the tape. Yes, they can have had sex, but I’m quite sure that’s a very Christian thing, isn’t it?
Hope this helps.
There are 82,000,000 inhabitants in Germany and you juge all of them after meeting only three. Here in france, we call that “throwing away the baby with the bath water”.
What could i think of America if I only knew Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gracy, Henry Lee Lucas, Ottis Toole, Carl Panzram or Wayne Williams?
Good point.. Panzram was a German! Not only that.. He was also gay.
quote:
Sander said…
Dear Shelley,
Maybe this will take your sickness away: a german video tape is in PAL/SECAM-format, which cannot be watched on your American-thus-superior NTSC TV.
BTW Some people, especially those silly Europeans, joke that NTSC means Never The Same Color, suggesting NTSC is inferior to PAL/SECAM. Needless to say that this is nonsense!
So, while you were in church, then cannot have watched the tape. Yes, they can have had sex, but I’m quite sure that’s a very Christian thing, isn’t it?
Hope this helps.
Thursday, May 04, 2006 4:37:00 PM
end quote///
Sander,
have you ever heard of multi region players?
And even if they did not watch the tape they could at leave have attempted. the point is that they HAD the tape in Shelley’s house!
sander, you are a dumbass.
Folks. Stop insulting me. It’s completely pointless and I would never approve it. Same with submitting comments in German. I will never approve it.
Also: Why are you using such vile language? It’s just shameful.
Thanks for putting an exclamation point behind what I was thinking about Germans all along.
You are proving my point exactly.
Thanks!
My god woman, are you mental?? You seem to embody the insensitive, hypocritical, un-educated, un-intelligent person that the rest of the world believes most americans are like.
Whats the problem with people having different nationalities, or different faiths or religions, or different political views, or speak different languages??
You have such a blinkered view of the whole world, no wonder the reputation of the United States is in the toilet. You are the problem!! You and your kind are the wankstain on americas reputation
Now to the Germans, yes they have problems, they have a bad history, but you’re not so sparkling yourself!! You’re country has starred in, started, lost, many major conflicts the world has seen in recent history
Hitler was a bad man, he had bad men doing his dirty work, and the holocaust is one of the singlemost barbaric acts ever undertaken in recorded history. But we have more and more of those barbaric acts being undertaken almost on a daily basis. The Darfur region, the balkans in the 90’s, Cambodia in the 60’s/70’s (Forgot, you started that one), Iraq under Hussein (Yes, you helped put him in power), Iran ( you helped there aswell), Chile (pinochet, your friend). Does the rest of the world judge you for that lot??
Who really cares what other people do while you’re in church? You sit and think about that sort of thing?? You must have so much free time (Are you unemployed?) that you write these articles, that you think of the things that you do? that you complain!! Stop the complaining and go sleep with your man!
The worst of all, you stopped your husband from contacting his family! To me that is an act of betrayal. Your husband is not a man, he is cowered by his wife. He’s probably scared of you!! And you threaten to leave and take his kids because you’re a xenophobic rascist!! You’re the lowest pond scum on the planet! I rate you below the scum thats currently under the rim of my toilet seat.
Despite what these know-nothings say; I think you can judge a country by it’s ambasadors. Wether they knew it or not, that is exactly what your husband’s relatives are.
We hear so many stories about German mis-behavior, they cannot all be lies, now can they? After a while it fits into a pattern. We get the picture of an uncouth, violent, angry nation.
We can also judge it by it’s exports. German cars are small and ‘boxy’; Having none of the generous curves of American made vehicles. What are we to conclude from this other than that they are a mean-spirited, sexually obsessed degenerate nation.
Perhaps, they have become deranged by their icy winters, and the steins of foul-smelling beer they are made to drink as children. Dont forget that most Germans were educated under a communist system; The same kind of communism that inspires Fidel Castro and that mad-man of Hugo Chavez.
God Bless,
Tristan
SHELLEY!!!
I LOVE YOU!
YOU ARE THE ANN COULTER OF THE INTERNET!!!
ROCK ON!
KX.
That’s just mean. German people rock! I’m German and British. Let’s look at the Army, okay? Standard Army pistol is the berreta. And that, my poor retarded friend, was made and devolped in Germany. And what’s with your fucking complex. Do you have mental issues? Besides don’t you read at all dipshit? Porn, Masturbation, and Sex are PROVEN to extend your life. Oh well, I guess you also don’t realize that many of the German’s hated Hitler.
Rammstein does not sing about that Ms. Mandy. Before you start commenting on German songs why don’t you learn german , you retard.
American Airlines is not as good as any German airline. Kind of funny, we live in America, yet you want to limit freedoms. Why don’t you take your head out of your ass, and read the Bill of Rights. Excuse me, I’m going to go eat a hot-dog. Also invented in Germany.HA! Germans - 2 Americans -0.
German cars are “boxy” fucktard, because oil= expensive. These cars allow for less use of oil with better performance than the American Ford Super-Four-Story-House minivan.
I don’t understand how you can judge Germans when you know only two of them… If we europeans only knew american people through this blog, we’d think that every american is like you (and I won’t give adjectives in order to stay polite). Are every americans like You ? I don’t think so.
Shelley, try to better know things you talk about, before judging like you do…
Shelley,
Being an American living so close to Germany (in the Netherlands, near Aachen) I find it horrible that you judge an entire culture of people because of one incident. Although I don’t agree with Hilter being better than Bush, I do not think you should be judging all Germans from these three people. And, even though the porn was sickening and all, people have sex. I’m pretty sure you and your husband have done it before, seeing as you have chilren.
Shelley, I really think you should think of the damage you’re doing to America’s reputation in Europe by saying things like this. You’re not only making life harder for people like me (I’m 16 years old, life’s tough enough being a Catholic considering other political parties{Green party, Communist party, ect, ect})but also for American soldiers at places like AFNORTH NATO HQ and such.
Please think twice before saying such nasty things about things that might have more behind them than meets the eye.
Shelley you should move to Europe and take a look at it.
Stuff you’ve lived is called “cultural shock”. You’ve got an integristic view of the rest of the world : travel more and, what is more, try to understand people.
Having sex in another ppl house, don’t take a shower after it is NOT a german sickness :) Those people were ugly, that all.
I’m having sex (even oral :p) with my girlfriend and i had a lot outdoors but i’ve never try to watch a porn in a home that isn’t mine or … at least … never forgot the dvd/tape :D
Please … i’m half german, half french. Bush is, when you look from outside, a stupid man and a full-time liar but can’t be compared to Hitler.
Hitler politic was MUCH MORE terrible (or at least visible).
Now, please take a look at Abou-Gra??ÉÀúb jail and Guantanamo? First amendment is not ONLY for US people, it’s a HUMAN BEING right.
Anyway, i prefer friends having sex in my “salon” (even in my own bed) than friends fightin’ themselves.
(erf… Time is passing and my english is getting worse…)
@Evil_Tux:
French people are throwing away their babies with the bath water ?
That is sooo barbaric !
Germans sure had a very bad influence on france.
Or was it the other way around ?
Anyway I am sure all those ugly little, european countries are contantly having a bad influence on each other.
I am so glad the USA are way better.
If there weren’t only all those gay blacks from the EU who are coming to our fair land.
@Dear Shelley:
Please stop using a multi region player if this is the case.
There is no reasing for an american to watch this PAL (= Pornos & Atheism & Leftism) crap.
German values and traditions : Strange to the rest of the world.
I don’t believe a single word you’re saying, or else you are the stranger to the world here.
Ever heard of cultural differences? Or do you think it’s also a sickness? How dare you start talking about the holocaust to germans. Keep on praying, hypocrit.
No only the German people think that, the rest of the world think W. Bush is worst than Hitler
i expected nothing else from a dumb republican who lumps all germans together because he know two of them.
You can own up you kept the video tape, voluptuary
poor united states of a….
god bless Angela Merkel :-)
Such a big amount of stupidity makes me want to throw up.
Absolutely, I just can only laugh very loud about all this.
Really, who ever thinks that Germans are wearing leather trousers or that they all have long beards and maybe are Nazis is so completely wrong and living in his own little world in his lonely brain.
Sorry ’bout that but this imagination is just for laughs.
Choose your belief and got to sleep.
Have a beer, a Coke or go on taking drugs and writing blogs.
Sorry to say Tristan, but your kownledge of Germany me very incomplete.
Only 20% of the German population lived under a communist system and just because America didn’t free us for almost 40 years. And why ? Just for profit reasons and to create the largest armaments industry in the world. Only the brave people of the German democratic republic raised against communist system and destroyed your worst enemy - the sovjet union.
The Germans are one of the most spiritual people in the world.
We don’t have priests (and musicians) who rape little boys like you had in Boston and all over the country.
We don’t have guns to shoot each other on the streets.
We don’t have any weapons of mass destruction to destroy the whole planet.
We don’t have racism and repress black or hispanic people.
We don’t create the most violent movies and games.
We don’t have genetically engineered food.
And we don’t have sick minded sects like Scientology.
We don’t have kids that missbehave during spring break.
And, god bless, we don’t have beer or wine that is adulterated with toxics.
We have a very good pope who guides us on our spiritual path.
We have strong leaders that don’t lead us into unwinable wars.
We have the best healthcare and social system in the world that leaves no one behind.
And we have very secure cars and so we can drive legaly and savely 200 mph on our highways.
The only thing we dont have, that I miss, is NASCAR.
Yes we did very bad things in the past, but we have learned. And maybe thatswhy god don’t sends us hurricans, torrnados or blizzards and let us live in peace without any terrorist attack.
And finally direcly to Shelley - I’m as german are deeply sorry for what you must go thru. But look at you and your people -> is every american a copy of you ? I dont think so and neither are the Germans all the same.
No, Tristan, most of the Germans were educated under an American-type capitalist system (only 1/4 was communist); The same kind of capitalism that inspires George W. Bush and that mad-man of Tristan Shuddery.
I you all, by reading a part of this blog, i imediatly assume, like you, that all americans are stupid and mindless.
You simple don’t think a little…
I guess that i know why your president wined the 2nd time…
But one thing is for shure, your all very funny, it’s a laughting blog
eheheheheh
Shelly, you’re morals are strong!!
It is good to know there are other God-fearing Americans out there who will do what is rigtht!!!
Beringing porn into you’re house! It is disgusting!
The Germans have beewn a blight to us and make a mockery of democracy for too long.
Tell me homosexuals didnt origionally come from europe, we need to stop this Godless behavior at the source.
How wonderful you had the opportunity to meet some of my fellow citizens and granted them your generous hospitality.
I must apologise for their truly outrageous behavior. They give a bad name to our country. You were damn right to kick them out and I hope you have already burnt the video. I can send you more tapes, if you like to keep the fire going.
Wish there were decent god-fearing people like you here in Germany. Our country needs them desperately, just like America.
I’m utterly captivated with your blog Shelly. This post has probably been the most hilarious of recent. I have no idea how you come up with such genius material. Your satire is so complex it appears totally genuine.
Shelley, you were lucky they were not Frenchies, coming with their stinking cheese, with their “foie gras”, their frog legs, and their French wine in their baggage. Frenchies are usually atheists, anti-republican, pro-dictators (remember French minister “De Villepin” address at the United Nations General Assembly). They often compare G.W. Bush with a chimpanzee. They don’t even respect their own flag and their National Anthem.
A lot of them are communists, troskysts, anarchists, anti-globalization activists …
And their country is a terrorist’s sanctuary (Moussaoui …)
God Bless America
Dear Shelley,
I do share your feelings and thoughts about Germans.
Germany should have been destroyed more than 60 years ago.
However there is one problem. I am German myself.
Is there anything for me to do in order to get rid of being a german?
I’m open to all suggestions and will keep you updated about my progress
in attempting to “degermanize” myself. Please help me Shelley, for I am desperate.
Your sincerely,
James Gunther von Steinbach.
You are a stupid, bigoted, foolhardy woman. Are you daft? You are a vile, inhumane creature, that uses the name of God to commit deeds and speak as if you were one of Satan’s demonic minions.
And no, you cannot argue with this statement, because it is the truth.
You’re talking like if you know exactly German and European culture….Let me say you the fist thing, you don’t know at all our culture. You are so dumb that you don’t even know YOUR culture.
Question for you : What is the FIRST country in the world that produce and sell pornography? YOU ! THE GREAT and HOLY USA like you should say. Believe you the good guy (or woman…or whatever you are)?
Firstly try to stop talk about something you didn’t know and search for the trust… Travel, think… make your own advice of others by meeting them. I don’t believe i saying that to (i thnink) an adult, despite my age (22) i am more mature than you.
Try what i say and good luck
(And please stop talking of Jesus or wathever…i’m sure you didn’t know the history of the Bible)
Perhaps you should advocate killing all the Germans in America so you don’t have to deal with them anymore….after that, you can go after anyone else who isn’t a clone of yourself…after all, didn’t Hitler do this?
Yes I really am a homosexual and I was born in Germany, but I have came to the united states illegally to find a better life in your country. Now that I am here, I find it trobling that you seem you can judge every group of people on the planet that has different political views, sexual preference, a different skin color or nationality. The bible tells us that we should not judge and that we should love our neighbors as our selves. I think you need to realize that we both are all humans shelly, you are no better or worse than a german person. Being racist and prejudice is not something from the bible. It is disturbing to see that you use your religion to foster intolerance. If you do not post my message I understand and it only proves my point.
There is nothing wrong with germans, and I bet you made that stuff up, you vile, coniving ass.
May god have pity on your soul.
Sorry - I’m the moron for not reading more of your website … you’re a genius! keep up the blessed work.
Wow…
I NEVER leave back feedback on forums like this untill now. How old were these relatives of yours? Have you ever noticed how older people complain about even the most mundane things? And have you gone on an American Airlines flight and had their food? Or even have you tried the Lufthansa’s food. Dont get me wrong, his relatives may not have been good people, but this judging the book by its cover is a little too quick. Anyways, about the showering thing: Didn’t god (to cap, or not to cap…) fearing people not shower with the utmost frequency till rather recently? (by recently i mean the last couple hundred years) Also since when does B.O. affect your relationship with god? I’m not trying to argue, just curious. But like a couple said before, it’s not good to judge a book by its cover. Though if i were in another country, say Canada, and i met three people from New Jersey, or heaven forbid Iowa, i would recieve a large ammount of flames about assumptions made about Americans from them… (and before all of you grammar police correct anything in my comment i have one thing to say: It’s better to make a strong case for your side than it is to debase someone else’s) Oh yea, one more thing completely off subject: The only thing that i’ve been truely proud about my president (good ole GWB) is his statement on how if you come to America, SPEAK ENGLISH…
-Nulllogik
You’re lucky you only had to deal with Germans. I once had three Luxembourgians stay at my house once, and they did stuff with their (poop) that you just wouldn’t believe!
Shelly, Shelly, Shelly I must say that it was not right to leave this video in your player, but.. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m speachless of what i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve read in your articel and the comments. Why do you think there are so many comments against you? Have you really read all of them? I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think so, this or you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re a fanatic christian republican who thinks that everythink that you say is the truth and that you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be wrong. But if it is so I have an other question for you and I hope you will answer it. “What is the difference between you and some mouslim fanatic who blows themself up in the name of god?” Well you maybe say “they belive not in the right god or I wil never blow me up” yes but in the core you equal. They also belive no other is reight but them and they don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want to listen to rest of the world.
I must also say that some of the other comments are right too. In the bible is said you should not judge that is the job of god and you will not tell me that you can say what god has planed for the world by a book written mor then hundrets of years in the past, or will you. Will you really tell that you have the spirit to see the great plan of the allmighty god then I must say that you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re also allmighty, but i don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think so, or that YOUR god isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t so allmighty.
I say “your” god because the god i belive don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t tell me his plan because it is not necessary, it is enough that I belive he knows what is beat for me and should I tell you something?
when you look in the internet the most pornos that you will find are … your right from the good USA.
You also talk of the land of the free but you won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t accept others? why can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t they also say what they think, why shouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t they live as they want? Isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t that the reason why your ancestors came to the USA to live in a country where no one told them what they have to think and dress like they wish?
Well I think that was the reason they came to the country but in your articels you told the world that you wish that there wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t any other nations but your belove America and you judge other people for their sexuality, you even say that wouln?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be right by what god has said, but I ask you again who are you that you can tell what god plans?
Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you belive that a creature that had build a whole world and something so complex like the human could have change his plan during those years like the bible is written?
So that was that and now to your assaults on germany:
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t understand you. You never went to germany is that correct? And do you belive that Hitler is still alive or have you already heard the he is dead? You know theat the Holocaust is more than a half houndrets years back in the past and you still belive that germans are evil by nature. By the way I think you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re not the only one in the USA by what I read in the comments. I think that it is sad because you give them not the same rights you claim for yourself.
I hope for you that you will forgive the world and espacially your relatives you throw out of your house, because they are part of your famaly and you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t really demand it. They are from your blood and it doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t matter where they come from, if you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re a familywoman you have to accept them or you aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t a familywoman, because family is more than your husband and your kids. The kids only when you had have sex which I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know cause you was so upset about your relatives have one.
So long Shelly I hope i see some response on this comment.
I cannot understand the fact you let these people in your home in the first place?
If they came by suprise you should’ve booked them a motelroom right from the start. (and told them to go back home.)
If it was planned trip, with your blessing (this cannot be, right?) you should be ashamed.
Do not let European Folk come to your home!!!
But the thing that disgust me the most.. there is an hint your husband has some ties to Europe…
To Germany!!! Could you please explain this, this is just too big to be ignored.
HAHA. You are somehow funny. An extreme Christ like all those “terrorists”. The best of all, a lot of people in your HOLY AMERICA are german. Germany has a LONG, GLORY History, you know, not only 3rd Reich…i don’t know, but you’re such and ignorant girl. If i didn’t know, you’re such an Christextremist, i’d say your a Nazigirl…..maybe both?!
Whatever, Maximum Perversum is as perverted as your Porns are. So what is up with you? Stupid? Ignorant? Funny? Or actually only an average simple american?
Whatever
greets from Germany.
Btw. take a look at Wikipedia for your knowledge:
“The Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire
THAT is history, THAT is culture, THAT is a true country, you stupid american girly
Hi!
I really consider creating a finnish Shelley Fan Club! Your pages are the best republican parody I’ve ever seen!
Of course there are some people, who would think that a typical american share opinions described on this blog, but stupid people will always live among us.
GO for it!
better watching a hardcore porn movie and having sex sunday morning than killing irqies ;)
on the other handsite I think this blog is satire
Oh poor shelley,
I can feel with you. But our situation is even worse: You feel sick having only 3 germans around you. What should we say, when hundreds of thousand germans cross our little beautyful country every summer holidays. Or, for lords sake, stop and stay for one or more weeks !
Greetings from switzerland
Great fun! I`ve been reading till my sides split.
Your site`s been included in my favorites.
Shelly for prez!!
Without the Germans the US would NOT have/had a space program
I can’t even begin to tell you how ignorant these people are!
Hahahahahaha, that was amazing!!
Mouhahahahahaha!
America: 200 years history.
Europe: 2000 years History.
America was just a little spanish colony… And you really think USA’s God country? Your little country has no culture and history!
Instead of america, Germany is a country where people aren’t arrogant and stupid!
That’s hilarious
God bless you!
When i was been in the “god’s country”
My host family has 4 dogs at home! It was awful, because it was dirts everywhere… I really didn’t know that american people stink like that…
How do you do to being proud of this country!
I am stupid like you because i’ve generalized!
Hitler was combating anti-Americanism in Germany during his period in power. Why do you think Germany was rewarded with the Marshall plan while the US’s allies, like GB, were left to rot and took almost 30 years to recover from WWII, while the Germans were happily w heeling around in their US sponsored BMW?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s and Mercs? Speaking of which, who do you think owns most British car brands theses days? Exactly! Germany. The holes in your theories are slowly staring to show, Shelley dear.
DEAR SHELLEY,
I AM GERMAN AND I SAY WE KILL YUR CUNTRY VIZ ZEE MIGHTY GERMAN ARMY.
WE ATTACK WIZ OUR LARGE FRANKFURTEN SAUSAGEN AND DESTROY YOUR PUNY AMERICANZ WHITE HOUSE AND PRESIDENT AND ZEN TAKE UNZ SCHIZER ON HIM.
YOU VILL DIE AT ZEE HANDS OF A GERMAN OFFICER WHO VILL DECLARE YU AS THE DIRTY DISEASE-RIDEN JEW THAT YOU ARE.
GERMANY IS ZE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET AND YOU WILL DIE LIKE THE PATHETIC AMERICAN INFIDEL THAT YOUR ARE.
WE SHALL ROUND UP ALL CHRISTIANS LIKE JEWS AND HAVE THEM SENT TO CAMP X-RAY, WHICH WE WILL RENAME “AUSCHWITZ 2.0B” AND THEN WE WILL HAVE YOU ALL EXECUTED.
AMERICA IS A FALSE COUNTRY THAT NEEDS CLEANSING OF NON-GERMANS.
HEIL.
Why is sex so “BAD” for you US people ?
Don’t you think sex is one of the best thing God (if there’s one) has given us ?
Don’t forget that people are not “from country” but are nowadays world citizens and ALL OF THEM a little part of what is called ‘Human Being’.
When you’re seeing someone be smart : don’t look at color, don’t look at language, don’t look at origins or sexual preferences (excepting pedophilia of course!). Just take people as they are.
I do not agree with you AT ALL,Shelley, about a lot of stuff but, at least, you’re taking people for good on first :) (even if your mind changes very fast after ;)).
That’s a good part of you, now try to remove all christian mind control, all of this ugly puritanism and open eyes on world!
There’s ONLY ONE life for all of us. Heaven is a possibility but nothing more. If there was only ONE stuff you should remember from Bible is “love eachothers”. Other stuffs are nothing more than b*llsh!ts.
The more Shelley writes these stories, the more she advertises her complete lack of knowledge on any branch of human nature.
But all this is sooooooo thick, that I can hardly believe anyone could be so stupid and still live normal life.
Or, perhaps, she IS writing these stories in a mental hospital.
Sorry for my double-posting and my poor english … I tried to translate this from french to english. It is interresting to know that in order to understand american people:
Most of young americans are craps in geography and don’t know, for example, where is Irak trusting a National Geographic survey.
This survey, realised by Roper Institute with 510 young people from 18 to 24 shows that young american don’t know their country well. Half of them can’t localize New York or Ohio on a map and 30% thinks that USA got 1 to 2 billions people (in fact, 280Millions)…
Half of those people think “it is important but not absolutely necessary” to point a country on a map or talking a foreign language. Most of them were not preocupied by their geographics lacks…
Since March2003 Irak is at the top of ALL NEWS but… 63% do NOT know where it is (on a world map). What is more, 75% of them do not know where are Iran or Isra??Ǭ¥l.
If 46% knows well that Soudan is in Africa, they are 20% to think that is an asiatic country, 10% an european country and 5% a south america country. They’re even 2% to locate sounda, biggest african country in size, in AUSTRALIA and 1% in … artic … Artic, is, for 3% of those people, the country where amazonian forest is… (59% know that it is in south america)
SHelly, I’m sorry but the only “fact” of your article I believe in is that you’ve been to church on sunday!
It seems a little strang that -after all the comments on your first “German” article - there have been stinking, porn watching and complaining German relatives visiting your family just to proove your (sry) bull*****comments!
Frenchies, Look at how CNN is ignorant:
http://www.mortecouille.com/index.php?2005/11/17/83-source-de-conneries
I think france is more like that:
http://www.diplomatie.gouv.fr/fr/IMG/gif/FRANCE.gif
^^
God bless you!
The only problem with the internet is that dumb ass idiots like you get to express your opinions.
shelly, with your weird puritan attitude to sex its a wonder you managed to have any children at all.
plus, your xenophobia is somewhat tedious. why don’t you get out and see the world without being blinkered by your idealogy.
you criticise hitler but he believed he was right, and wouldn’t consider any viewpoints that didn’t fit into his distorted world view. just like you, in fact.
with the debasement & torture that is going on in US bases all over the world your country has utterly lost the moral high ground. when you preach about religion people see it for what it is: rank hypocrasy as a fig leaf covering evil and inhumanity. one day you will be judged by your god and you need to hope he doesn’t find you wanting because of all the vile poison you’ve spread in this life.
You know, Shelley, here in Germany, we call people who behave like you “Nazis”. Do you actually know, what a Nazi is? Perhaps you’ve heard it sometime in history lessons (if you ever visited school). Bad people, trust me…
Don’t behave like this, you’re disgracing not just your politicial orientation but your whole country.
I pity those wimps who are surrounded by you, girl.
“Every time I became somewhat critical of the German “culture” or their past they attacked America! I brought up the Holocaust and they said”
Did they bring up the KKK? My lai? Black slavery?
No, they didn’t.
Shelly, you do realize you’re acting and speaking just like Hitler????
you’ve never lived with the person you criticise, you just met one or two of them. yet for you the entire nation is like them. what can i say about americans?
-the country with the higest numer per year killed by guns
-one of the most intollerant countries in the world towards “black people”, and in general who is different.
by what i see, i can just say your country is the most hypocrite in the world.
wait. listen. i have reason to say this.
1-you keep saying that God is with you. Jesus never approved war or any form of violence. but you actually have more than one war in progress.
2- as i said, god is with you, but your is the country with the higest number of people died by gun-fire, and -you can’t say this isn’t true- the most razzist with “black-people”.
3- you and your government kepp saing that binladen organised the attack to the twin towers… why the hell he didn’t confirmed that, as in other minor attacks in iraq? o… wait… you got the video… do you realize that that video is a fake one??? the CIA itself sais that binladen writes with the left hand. yet in that video he vrites with the right one; his face doesn’t look like the other photos: smaller, darker skin…
now please aswer me back. please, i want answers.
saying “this is wrong” doesn’t prove anything. i tried to explaying why i think America is hypocrite, now if you disagree, please answer me.
Shelly, i read the articel you claim to have found on CNN and came to your homoepage.
I have to admit: You must be about the dumbest person I’ve ever met/read from.
Gudging a whole nation by the behavior of 3 representatives…..
It would be like judging the whole of the US by their president’s actions.
Oh well. I’m sick an tired of having to defend my country against people liek you. We here in Germany are just as democratic, hard-working, respectful to other countries and cultures (by the way: in germany you HAVE TO learn a foreign language in school whereas you can get through highschool in the states whithout learning a foreign language. Is this supposed to tell us something….???) and friendly as people in mayn, many other countries. Maybe you just know the wrong people.
@ all who believe the sh… shelly writes: roaden your horizon, come to Germany (or europe at all) and see that we are nice people and not Nazis.
If america is so cool and better than Germany, how come Germany won World War II?
Can you answer me that Shelly?
CAN YOU!!!!!!!11!!!1!11
Shelley. You claim to be religious, however you have blatantly disobeyed Paul’s instruction to wives - “Wives obey your husbands as in the Lord.” by your publication of this blog against your husband’s wishes.
You are indeed going to burn in hell.
Hello Infidel Shelley.
I am contacting you from my laptop running the Linux program, and I have to say that you are an infidel who will, like all Christians, be exterminated by my glorious Muslim brothers.
The prophet Muhammed (p.b.u.h.) has forseen the destruction of all non-believers such as yourself, and soon enough we will crush your pathetic and decadent race into dust.
For the glory of Allah (my cat).
>> Shelley wrote:
>> “In my opinion there is no hope for Germans to get to Heaven.”
So what will happen to our pope Benedictus XVI., former Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger? He was born in ‘Marktl am Inn’ in Germany!
Maybe you should discuss that sentence with him… ;-)
Good luck,
an (amused) german christian
Mrs. Shelley,
with all your opinions about other nations you are more Nazi than you’re assuming us Germans to be.
I’m not trying to insult you, but please take a closer look on a definition of the word Nazism.
“I can’t even begin to tell you how ignorant these people are! They have no respect for the American language and no respect for the American culture.”
Sorry but I had to laugh a lot about that. So what’s the point of your comment? That Americans like you are less ignorant? Did you recognize how much Germans comment on this by writing in English? We do not have respect for the American language? Over 70 % of all Germans are able to speak english.
Are you able to speak german…? :-)
wooow,
that page is so outstanding funny. i found it exidentialy and it keeps me from working since hours….
but this article made me - german guy - laugh like hell, my coworkers expected me almost to die. but as this satiric posting is based on some real bahaviours and opinions of ppl in some parts of the us i am happy to life in europe where its no problem to have wicked sex with my girl at a friends place :-) (the german way to search the holy grail) :-)
thanks for all the enlightening moments while reading…
*malte*
Dear M shelley,
I just wanted to tell you that Germany is not such a bad country as you think.
I also don’t understand why you hate all Germans. If it is because of the holocaust then I have to tell you not to forget about the Austrians (Austria was a part of Germany that time, as you maybe know). BTW I don’t think Levy Steinweg (the man on the thomb stone) was murdered in Auschwitz or any other camp as he died in 1891, and as we all know Auschwitz was built in 1940.
And I even don’t think that G. W. Buush thinks the same as you do about Germans as he is going to meet the German Bundeskanzler (there is also an Austrian one) Angela Merkel today in the White House.
Greetings from beautiful Germany
P.S.: Just come over to visit Germany and see its people and you’ll maybe see that we are not that bad!
How amazingly peculiar. Anyways Shelley, please do consider not overdoing it like this in the future. It affects your credibility and only provokes the Germans to respond with the remnants of pride.
Its kind of like beating a paralyzed man, as Germans are very uncomfortable defending themselves as soon as any connection to possible racism, fascism or national pride are made. You may like that or not, but their position is awkward for them to say the least. They feel wrong done to them, but feel they cant defend themselves.
Please consider this when you find yourself a country to beat on. France for instance is much happier to answer more forcefully to your tirades …
Ooooh all you poor people who think, no, beg that this site is satire: it is not. We really think like this . This is US, the mighty US, the most superior people ever to have walked on this planet, and, for that matter, the moon. You will soon all wake up to the harsh reality of the New World order. We will soon gobble you all up, and then there be only 1 people, the American peole and those who will earn our mercy will be our servants!
Germans are baaaadddd, Austrians are even baadddeeeerrr and the Swiss are the worst!
just to make a point about the course your dear America is on …
Young Americans Geographically Illiterate, Survey Suggests
John Roach
for National Geographic News
May 2, 2006
Young adults in the United States fail to understand the world and their place in it, according to a survey-based report on geographic literacy released today.
Take Iraq, for example. Despite nearly constant news coverage since the war there began in 2003, 63 percent of Americans aged 18 to 24 failed to correctly locate the country on a map of the Middle East. Seventy percent could not find Iran or Israel.
* U.S. Students Improving in Geography, Study Finds (2002)
* Survey Reveals Geographic Illiteracy (2002)
* Official Survey Site
Nine in ten couldn’t find Afghanistan on a map of Asia.
And 54 percent were unaware that Sudan is a country in Africa.
Remember the December 2004 tsunami and the widespread images of devastation in Indonesia?
Three-quarters of respondents failed to find that country on a map. And three-quarters were unaware that a majority of Indonesia’s population is Muslim, making it the largest Muslim country in the world.
“Young Americans just don’t seem to have much interest in the world outside of the U.S.,” said David Rutherford, a specialist in geography education at the National Geographic Society in Washington, D.C. (National Geographic News is part of the National Geographic Society.)
New York City-based Roper Public Affairs conducted the survey for the National Geographic Society. In total, Roper carried out 510 interviews between December 17, 2005, and January 20, 2006.
Americans are far from alone in the world, but from the perspective of many young Americans, we might as well be. Most young adults between the ages of 18 and 24 demonstrate a limited understanding of the world, and they place insufficient importance on the basic geographic skills that might enhance their knowledge.
Young Americans answer about half (54 percent) of all the survey questions correctly. But by and large, majorities of young adults fail at a range of questions testing their basic geographic literacy.
* Only 37% of young Americans can find Iraq on a map?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆthough U.S. troops have been there since 2003.
* 6 in 10 young Americans don’t speak a foreign language fluently.
* 20% of young Americans think Sudan is in Asia. (It’s the largest country in Africa.)
* 48% of young Americans believe the majority population in India is Muslim. (It’s Hindu?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆby a landslide.)
* Half of young Americans can’t find New York on a map.
These results suggest that young people in the United States?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆthe most recent graduates of our educational system?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬÆare unprepared for an increasingly global future. Far too many lack even the most basic skills for navigating the international economy or understanding the relationships among people and places that provide critical context for world events.
Maybe it is because I am European (and do know what is going on in the Whole Wide World) that this news disturbs me, but maybe it is just horrible news for a country (a Worldpower)that likes the idea that they controle the world and are so much better than the rest. But hey … maybe I should not judge a country on their knowledge or the choice of there President.
May God keep on blessing you folks, you are going to need it!
Shelley:
Thank you for having the courage to describe what must have been a most upsetting encounter. I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t think anybody in their right mind will read this and be happy in the future to leave Germans unsupervised in their home, for fear of them playing willy-nilly with their Flugelhorns.
It is about time that someone pointed out there is a darker side to the German national character than the happy-go-lucky pranksters we see portrayed in films and television. We in Europe have long memories and are well aware of the terror and trail of destruction they have left behind with their highly trained ompa-bands, tight fitting ledahosen and ability to wake at the crack of dawn and claim all the best sun beds round the swimming pool whilst on holiday.
Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t let these monsters get away with it.
K-S
Once again, very funny.
Shelley, I certainly hope you are as sexy as you’re funny.
Thanks for all those laughters!
a secret admirer
I’m from finland and i’ve been to germany and i can confirm they are all porn crazed godless stinking nazis. I regret the linux disease our government let slip through to wider audiences, I’m so sorry :( I hope the net will soon be in total control by the american intelligence operatives, we have 100 % trust for usa !! Luckily Linus Torvalds lives with you now and is educated about american values. This site is the showcase of all the american excellence !
Dear miss narrow-minded Shelley.
Do you think that the “almighty” Americans dont watch hardcore?
Have you ever thought that America is leading in porn industry?
And by any chance do you actually know where your “nation” really came from?
Well its not from the almighty God but from Europe.
When you will get some history lessons, and wont judge other people by some individuals, write something that is actually true.
And stop being so arrogant.
Yeah!
Me beeing german myself need to tell you this now:
This was probably the best satire written on germans, that i ever saw! I had some pretty good laughs there, except that smell thing!That would work better on the frensh i guess!
Anyways feel free to write me back and keep up the good work, kid!
I love it
american culture and american language? since america was set up by european pilgrims and the language based on the one used in the british empire (english) is supposed to be your country’s official language, you are far away from reason when talking about “american” culture and “american” language, remember that.
since the dictorship of adolf hitler in germany belongs to the darkest chapter in the history of civilization, you would do a great job in working on an improvement of society in our world and to teach your fellow citizens respect for human life and proper values alike (like most germans do indeed, we feel more than ashamed about the stupid minority in our country that actually damages our reputation throughout the world), instead of provoking even more hateful propaganda, regardless what country in the world you’ll ever struggle against. quite a long sentence, huh? i hope you come to understand that message. and besides, a lifeworth world may be set up without losing oneself in religious paranoia as well. cheers!
I love your site. :D Thank you!
Dear Shelly,
I love your blog! You express my sentiments exactly! There aren’t enough vage, blanket statements made about foreign countries. I mean, I went to Europe and some people couldn’t even speak English! If English is good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for everyone! Thanks for all the well researched and eloquent arguments. How could anyone disagree with you? I just wrote a blog post about how well Stephen Colbert did at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. He, too, is a genius. Keep up the good work!
Pope Benedictus XVI is german, ?will he go to heaven?
That was hilarious! You guys must be having so much fun getting all the people so riled up. Brilliant.
I was hanging out in the java chat on this page yesterday with a couple of German guys, is that what inspired this post? Do one on the Dutch. Go on, you know you want to.
Us dutchies have:
- legalised softdrugs
- legal prostitution
- ultra-liberal ideals on many other important matters
- for the most part completely forgotten about religion
- more weird TV shows than you can shake a stick at.
You’ll love us.
Germans are weird but they probaly thought our culture is weird too. Have you ever been out of the country yourself? Have you done the lord’s work in a foreign country? You are a racist because you do not accept people for who they are based on their religion or where they come from. I’m ashamed that you are an American.
If you think German’s smell bad (I mean it’s really just garlic sausage and picked vegetables) then try putting three French people up!
They smell of horses and they eat cheese that stinks of urine.
Hey losers,
Bush is visiting germany. Why is he visiting such a “rotten” country? He’s visiting my country because it’s the strongest in europe. He wants to learn from germany, if he is actually able do so (some doubt he is actually a human living).
Btw, who said Jesus is speaking english? You american (okok, shellIEH and the other reps here) seem to be as stupid, and ignorant as the whole world (including germany) says, and you seem to be the most active nazis worldwide.
Haha,
a nation built of emigrants of europe
a nation built of liars
a nation built of racists (killing native, TRUE americans, KKK and such)
a nation built of criminals
It looks like you are actually proud of such a “history”….scum, at least the responsable for this site, and all those christian, blended psycho republicans.
Have fun with the upcoming hurricans, the punishment(if you believe in fairytales like the bible) for what you are doing to the whole world. You are more responsable for terrorism than any other country in the world.
Europe is coming, and taking you stupids over (take a look at the $/? curreny). Then we finally have slaves…we are able to learn from your country, you know.
Good bye, and be proud as long it is possible for all of you blended people.
*laughing
Dear Shelley,
Did you keep the video by any chance ? If so, would you mind lending it to me ? It might help me to get Tommy on track again…
Thanks,
A woman
I mean, I went to Europe and some people couldn’t even speak English! If English is good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for everyone!
You’re absolutely right! (American) English is not only the language of Jesus but the one of the Lord, too!!!
Praise the Lord!
“If English is good enough for Jesus, it should be good enough for everyone!”
Great joke, considering (some people wouldn’t notice that you were being satirical):
- English didn’t appear until well after Jesus’ death.
- Jesus was in a completely different part of the world.
I’m also confused as to why a German couple would be watching porn that is in English. That surely implies that they brought it from the USA?
Shelley, thank G-d for such wonderful, moral people like you. We all know that when Jesus said things like “Judge not, lest ye be judged,” he was only kidding. What he really meant was “if someone is different from you, make blanket statements about their entire culture and then ban them from ever speaking to you again.” I’m so glad that you’ve cleared up that the Bible doesn’t ALWAYS mean exactly what it says.
English is good enough for Jesus
English did not even exist in Jesus’s lifetime. The Bible was originally written in Hebrew or a similar language.
It was also translated in *drumroll* EUROPE! (Scotland to be exact). Get a proper education or I’ll devour your soul.
I must say this. This blog has some of the most ignorant statements I have ever read. How old are you, really?.
A fiscal conservative!
-texnofobix
Hey have you ever read 1984 by George Orwell? There is a motto in there that talks about Ignorance is Strength.
You’re pretty strong …
I can’t believe the amount of ignorance on this page and I am a conservative!
-texnofobix
People making love one Sunday morning, this is really disgusting!
Your husband Steven didn’t want you to publish your story, has it come to your mind that it is because it was his videotape? Check the language of the movie
Please, continue like that, I appreciate those stories about mediocre persons without any good manners
Shelly,
I certainly agree width you about Germans. But before you get of on them being Nazis its worth remembering that Hitler was’nt a German, he was Australian. God bless you.
It is sad that there is not one post of support for you. Your own hushand has not even supported you. Your children must be embarrased to sit next to you. I am guessing that you have a small group of friends and you all go to the same church and sit there and do your little bible studies and never see outside your own little circle. I am not sitting here saying that you are a horrible person and judging your family based on your comments cause then I would be like you but when no one else supports what you say in 96 different posts then I would have to think that you are talking nonsense. And it is great to know that your family history, originally was not “american” and spoke something other than english. So they must not have been “in” with Jesus. I hope for your sake that you just shut up. It was a waste of time to read what you had to say and hey this is a waste of my time writing to you because someone like you is lost and will always believe what you want to believe no matter how rediculous and stupid you sound.
Shelly,
I certainly agree width you about Germans. But before you get of on them being Nazis its worth remembering that Hitler was’nt a German, he was Australian. God bless you.
It’s nice to know you on our side but please, please don’t embarass us in front of all those liberals.
Hitler was certainly not born in Australia but Braunau in Austria.
Your husband Steven didn’t want you to publish your story, has it come to your mind that it is because it was his videotape? Check the language of the movie,/// I’m also confused as to why a German couple would be watching porn that is in English. That surely implies that they brought it from the USA?
I know Steve and am positive that this godfearing man would never consume pornography neither as magazine or movie or in the Internet. So I’ve aimed to destroy these accusations.
Therefore I did some extensive research in the Internet and found out that Maximum Perversum is a German production. The director Harry S. Morgan is German and uses German, Swedish and Eastern European ‘actors’ and ‘actresses’. Please feel free to verify this info at
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0604704/
Don’t try to blame America for your disgusting porn productions! You Europeans are the sick perverted weasels that brought America that epidemic called pornography!
Found on Wikipedia:
According to Patrick Robertson’s Film Facts, “the earliest pornographic motion picture which can definitely be dated is A L’Ecu d’Or ou la bonne auberge”, made in France in 1908; the plot depicts a weary soldier who has a tryst with an inn servant girl. Robertson notes that “the oldest surviving pornographic films are contained in the Kinsey Collection. One film demonstrates how early pornographic conventions were established. The German film ‘Am Abend’ (c1910) is, as Robertson writes, “a ten-minute film which begins with a woman masturbating alone in her bedroom, and progresses to scenes of her with a man performing straight sex, fellatio and anal penetration.” (Robertson, p. 66)
France and Germany seem to be the first countries to claim having made pornographic movies but the Scandinavian countries as well as the Netherlands played their role, too.
The relaxation or abolition of censorship in the Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries in the 1960s led to an explosion of commercially produced pornography. Now that being a pornographer was a legitimate occupation, there was no shortage of businessmen to invest in proper plant and equipment capable of turning out a mass-produced, cheap, but quality product.
In 1969 Denmark was the first country in the world to legalise (hardcore) pornography.
In most countries, women and men under the age of 18 are not allowed to appear in porn films, but in several European countries the age limit is 16, and in the UK and Denmark it is legal for women as young as 16 to appear topless in mainstream newspapers and magazines!
Some facts about the legal situation in Europe:
Netherlands: Very liberal laws. Sold openly at normal newsstands. Material involving animals declared illegal in 2006 due to new animal-welfare laws.
Unbelievable, the Dutch people seem to be one heck of a perverted disgusting and vile country. Let’s have a look at their ‘neighbors’ the Swedes.
Sweden: May be viewed beginning at age 18, no age limits for magazines. Material involving animals is de-facto legal.
But not as disgusting as Russia!
Russia: Production and distribution explicitly prohibited, but State Duma has repeatedly failed to pass laws regulating pornographic materials, leaving status of most material unclear. De jure all pornography is allowed (including child porn).
Having read this I have to take a break, I am really feeling quite sick. I just can’t figure out why these Europeans are that sick. It’ disgusts me! I hope I never have to meet a Dutch, Swede or a Russian or I might forget my manners.
Dear Shelley,
this is Heinz. I just want to tell you how sorry we are for causing so much trouble. Please apologize. But there is one thing I still want to tell you. We didn’t have sex in front of your TV, but on the kitchen table. … and by the way, the video was given to us by your husband Steven, who strongly recommened it to us. He said, he liked it a lot.
I hope you can forgive our sins.
Kinds regards from your loving German relatives
Heinz and Elfriede.
Shelley i have a question. Do you look and behave like the typical american? Do you weight 280 lbs? Do you go to Mc Donald’s every day. Do you have your machine-gun under your bed. Do you eat genetically manipulated food. Does your car consume 40l of fuel for 50 miles. Do you have a playboy in your cupboard. Does your town priest rape children. Are you a member of the KKK?
I’m so fascinated by the typical american. So stop with your stereotypes…. When one german doesn’t take his shower. does it mean that 80 mio don’t shower? It’s sad that America still has some evil creatures… Go to hell and watch your maximum porn tape there!! No. I’m not liberal. I’m more national-conservative. But it’s a shame that you self called republican are too stupid to know something out of your farm… If you knew history exactly, you wouldn’t publish such a shit in the internet. Can you explin, why the Bush family supported Hitler? Our God sent Bush family supports Hitler?! USA supported Hussein, Bin Laden, Iran. Israel was bombed with american! technology during the first gulf war. Think of that and stop with your american shit that you intelligent person can judge everyone by his creed, sexual preference or nationality. The America you know is the product of european immigrants from Europe. The native americans live in national parks like animals…
God bless America.
Dear Shelley!
Why do you call yourself a christian? I guess it is just an excuse. You use the name of god to excuse your intolerant view of the world (I do know, that my words can’t change your thoughts, but I do the same as you: Say whatever I have to say, even when it doesn’t have any effect - in my case it is only you, of course…in your case it is the rest of the world.).
I am shocked, that Heinz an Elfriede watched extreme porn in your VCR (the technical difficulty doing so is cleared already - you have a multi-region player in order to watch european movies…oh wait…you hate europe…so, why buy such thing and not support only America…my fault) but I will tell you, that most extreme porn is produced in America…isn’t it. But wait…that must be europeans doing so, right? But…you are european, too. Except you are an native american…but i guess, you want to have them killed, too…right (godless bastards)? But as your husband is german, you are - let’s say - swedish…or french. Or a mix of some…a bastard if you want to call it this way.
Anyway…so, Heinz (Heinz Tomato Ketchup comes to my mind - founded by a german, right. DO NOT EAT HEINZ KETCHUP…it will kill you!) and Elfriede had Sex…maybe…you can’t proof…’cause you went to church…maybe, they were running tracks…keeping in shape…or having sex…typical unamerican…you have children…but your name isn’t Maria…how come?
And don’t visit California…Arnold Schwanzenegger is from Austria…that’s next to Germany and only a fake, as we learned from a comment found in your blog somewhere.
But wait…it just comes to my mind, that bush is married to a Heinz…right? Isn’t Barbara Bush a born Heinz? Oh no…go on, hate Bush from now! He’s married to a German.
Then you wrote something about American language…isn’t that English? Coming from a country in europe? And English was influenced from anglo-saxon-language, right? Which is a German-thing, right? Oh no…go and speak Japanese from now on…too bad…they collaborated with the Germans in WW2. Go and pick one of yourself then.
This one Picture is funny…those (maybe) bavarian bearded old man…nice people…friendly…taking care of their beards…that takes much time…but i guess, they never take showers, too.
Below the pic it says: ‘German values and traditions : Strange to the rest of the world’. I guess, that is not the truth…’cause you are not the ‘rest of the world’. All over the world - even America - German products and man power is highly recommended and appreciated. German engeneering, beeing exactly on time, precise etc. Very strange…good to know!
One other thing: You mentioned ‘American culture’. What would that be? Drive-thru-everything? Drive-thru ATM. Drive-thru Burger. Drive-thru telephones. Drive-thru strip clubs. Drive-thru churches. Cool Culture. Everything else is a mix out of european culture…don’t even think of denying.
Okay, then the thing of Germans complaining all the time. Ever thought about Heinz (not the evil ketchup, Shelly…but lock it up, will ya?) and Elfriede beeing right? American Airline may be not as good. The food may not be as good as lufthansa. Guess, it’s because American Airlines struggle real hard. Prices are falling. Jobs are beeing lost…maybe, because Lufthansa is taking over!
But in one thing, you are right: Hitler was bad. Real bad. And him creating jobs is a lame excuse. Sorry for that…but as I can see, Heinz (u know) and Elfriede are old and probably grew up in the nazi-time. Forgive them…you call yourself a christian…you must, as Jesus would say!
But Bush…well Bush…nice guy, isn’t he? Calling a journalist an asshole…how nice…but it was this liberal media…not controlled by you…everything must be controlled by you…like in the old nazi-times…when everything was controlled by the regime…but wait…you hate nazis. You like the freedom of speech…darn. Too bad.
Well…it’s already late here in Germany. And I guess, you get my point, even though I used a little irony sometime.
And now, some serious words: I am a 23 year old German design student. I was raised by katholic parents, I visited curch sundays, I grew up with christian values and I read the bible - just in case, you want to want to know! I visited the United States of America for 10 month and went to a high school in michigan and got my diploma with honors. I made good friends with a lot of Americans and still have contact to a few. I even visited an American church, which was really interesting. I tolerate every religion and every race there is. I am certanly not a nazi. I got colored and non-German friends. I like America. I like Burger King.
But I don’t like ’so-called-chrisitans’ acting no other than islamist hate-prayers (if you call them that way)…crying out for ‘finish of the job’ freeing the world from germs (switch ‘germs’ with ‘jews’ and you should be reminded of something in the German past). Don’t buy German products (some thing here: switch ‘German’ with ‘Jewish’). And so on.
I don’t want to tell you what to do…but, as a good christian, you should go out in the world and open your arms for those who might be different (different don’t mean ‘evil’, ‘bad’, ‘watching hardcore porn produced in the USA’). You should go out and see for yourself…listen to the people…make your own opinion, not from meeting 2 or 3 obviously strange Germans (hope, your husband is totaly different to his German relatives)…there are enough strange Americans (Charles Manson, the Columbine Shooters, Perverts of all kind as seen on some internet pages with full adress), but do I hate America? No way!
I hope, I enlightend your way to see things. There isn’t only America. America is only a small part in the world. We should grow together. And you can be proud of America - no doubt. But don’t be an American-Nazi. And remember: You all are some kind of european, too!
With regards…and good means…
Clemens
P.S.: Gotten really long…I’m sorry for that. Hope, you don’t hate me even more now.
@clemens: hopefully not the clemens that comes to my mind…wolfgang, you know ;).
whatever, nothing more to add. the best about that whole *forsaken* page.
thank you for that
The terrible German language is a part of your language. In the year 456 after Christ the Anglos and Saxons went to England. They took their idiom with them. Even today there are words in the spoken Niederdeutsch idiom which can easily recognized as origin for modern English vocabularies. Some examples: English capital = London, small town in N. Germany = Lunden. Water = low German = Water. Knive corresponds to Knief and so on, wife = low German Wief and so on.
So: Are you fighting (=lower German Folkjefecht) your own language?
Thanks for that insight into German, Shelley.
Although I don’t think that everything you write about Germany is accurate, I have to agree in one point..
I can not put my finger on exactly, but I jut don’t like Germans. They have something about them, I find very repulsive.
You should see how they behave in other contries they they are on vacation… WOW.. they are treating everybody as their servant.. it’s jut appaling.
You should also write something about the German “Sexflieger”. A large group of people hire a plane and fly to Thailand, Bangkok to have cheap sex with young girls and boys. Most of the Germans film that stuff and sell it later on eBay. I don’t have to mention that the rate of child pornography is extremely high in Germany. They love to abuse children, that makes they feel superior!
Barbara!
Thanks so much for your comment. It’s really worth to be posted again!
——-
Barbara said…
Your husband Steven didn’t want you to publish your story, has it come to your mind that it is because it was his videotape? Check the language of the movie,/// I’m also confused as to why a German couple would be watching porn that is in English. That surely implies that they brought it from the USA?
I know Steve and am positive that this godfearing man would never consume pornography neither as magazine or movie or in the Internet. So I’ve aimed to destroy these accusations.
Therefore I did some extensive research in the Internet and found out that Maximum Perversum is a German production. The director Harry S. Morgan is German and uses German, Swedish and Eastern European ‘actors’ and ‘actresses’. Please feel free to verify this info at
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0604704/
Don’t try to blame America for your disgusting porn productions! You Europeans are the sick perverted weasels that brought America that epidemic called pornography!
Found on Wikipedia:
According to Patrick Robertson’s Film Facts, “the earliest pornographic motion picture which can definitely be dated is A L’Ecu d’Or ou la bonne auberge”, made in France in 1908; the plot depicts a weary soldier who has a tryst with an inn servant girl. Robertson notes that “the oldest surviving pornographic films are contained in the Kinsey Collection. One film demonstrates how early pornographic conventions were established. The German film ‘Am Abend’ (c1910) is, as Robertson writes, “a ten-minute film which begins with a woman masturbating alone in her bedroom, and progresses to scenes of her with a man performing straight sex, fellatio and anal penetration.” (Robertson, p. 66)
France and Germany seem to be the first countries to claim having made pornographic movies but the Scandinavian countries as well as the Netherlands played their role, too.
The relaxation or abolition of censorship in the Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries in the 1960s led to an explosion of commercially produced pornography. Now that being a pornographer was a legitimate occupation, there was no shortage of businessmen to invest in proper plant and equipment capable of turning out a mass-produced, cheap, but quality product.
In 1969 Denmark was the first country in the world to legalise (hardcore) pornography.
In most countries, women and men under the age of 18 are not allowed to appear in porn films, but in several European countries the age limit is 16, and in the UK and Denmark it is legal for women as young as 16 to appear topless in mainstream newspapers and magazines!
Some facts about the legal situation in Europe:
Netherlands: Very liberal laws. Sold openly at normal newsstands. Material involving animals declared illegal in 2006 due to new animal-welfare laws.
Unbelievable, the Dutch people seem to be one heck of a perverted disgusting and vile country. Let’s have a look at their ‘neighbors’ the Swedes.
Sweden: May be viewed beginning at age 18, no age limits for magazines. Material involving animals is de-facto legal.
But not as disgusting as Russia!
Russia: Production and distribution explicitly prohibited, but State Duma has repeatedly failed to pass laws regulating pornographic materials, leaving status of most material unclear. De jure all pornography is allowed (including child porn).
Having read this I have to take a break, I am really feeling quite sick. I just can’t figure out why these Europeans are that sick. It’ disgusts me! I hope I never have to meet a Dutch, Swede or a Russian or I might forget my manners.
It might shock you, but Germany’s population consists of more than three people.
I cannot believe what you wrote. Is it really possible that people in the year 2006 can be so ignorant? In my opinion it’s really much better when you stay in your god’s chosen country. Stay there, vote for Bush, go to war and pray for some brain.
P.S. I just went out of the shower, and I am german…
You are just great! I?m feeling very amused because of your funny way of looking at life. Tell me, does it hurt, if you are sometimes start to think ? for a second or two?
Best wishes for yor soon recovery from germany!
My first laugh of the day. Thank you very much.
At all those who don’t understand the irony: Do most americans actually realize that they are alle Europeans somehow? The US are a very young nation consisting mostly of european immigrants.
I can’t tell you how glad I’am to be a perverted european.
@shelley:
I come from germany and i dont stink.^^
Shelly you didnt experienced one really good thing about Germany.
What do you wnat to say?
Germany is the hell?
No!
We are all normal people, okay there a some, which can be calles “Nazis” but the most are really normal.
I commiserate you, you only see two or three people, and then you say all “germans are crazy”.
Many of us think “many americans are crazy”, and now, after have read this text, I believe this sentence.
You are very ignorant and stupid, you dont understand something which is beyound your borders.
Shame on you america, a land which is full of ignorant people.
And Bush is one of the incompetent politicians, like Angela Merkel…
I dont mean business…
Tell me, is it cosy under the rock you are living under?
First of all: I am not German.
But still this is like the greatest bullshit I’ve ever read.
It is not surprising me at all that you seem to belong to all those Christian fundamentalists who want to erase atheistic and liberal Europe. And this fact equals you with Muslim fundamentalists. You’re the same bad breed. Furthermore, people like you are the best proof that an atheistic world would be a better world.
I hope you’ll stay in the US until you die. You don’t want to go to any ugly countries anyway.
And the rest of the world doesn’t want to welcome people like you in their countries.
IF there really is a God, I hope he’ll send you down to hell.
See you there! I’m sure there will be quite a lot of Europeans who will want to beat you up.
-.- … Shalley …. you are so stupid …
First, i had a shower 1 hour ago. And i get it every day 3 Germans can represent the whole country ??
DAMN !!! That?s so silly …
Please start thinking and pray to your Hitler-like president Bush.
Do you ever heard about “Other countries, other cultures” ??
Look at the Inuit, Indian, Brazilian, the Chinese and and all the other tribes on this world.
It seems, that just Americans like you are ignorant, a kind of stinky and intolerant.
MfG, Leon
I actually guess this person is not even reading comments people post. I’m really sorry for her, because people who are so single minded must have big mental problems.
But if you ARE reading it, I hope someday you will meet a German who is able to reveal all of your prejudices. I would just love to meet you and have some nice talks. I can’t imagine that you really think like people in the 9th century in Europe… Good luck in your future life, I’m so sorry for you!
Congratulations, Shelly, you are one good Christian and American! Well done! Did Sunday’s pious church visit tell you something about honoring father and mother? Probably not, since you drive your husband to deny his family bonds. Did the American constitution tell you anything about tolerance? I bet you haven’t read it. You may have some stupid in-laws but what gives you the right to judge all the people from a country by that single sample?
Would I judge all Americans from this post (which I don’t) I would say they are all ignorant, hipocritical, and niminy-piminy sex phobiacs.
You have virtually NO idea what German custzoms are like. You have NO idea what family is about and you are not a Christian who deserves the name.
Go hang your head in shame and try to leave your poor husband alone.
And now you can go and delete this comment, since I don’t expect you to post it anyway.
And again:
The relaxation or abolition of censorship in the Netherlands and the Scandinavian countries in the 1960s led to an explosion of commercially produced pornography. Now that being a pornographer was a legitimate occupation, there was no shortage of businessmen to invest in proper plant and equipment capable of turning out a mass-produced, cheap, but quality product.
In 1969 Denmark was the first country in the world to legalise (hardcore) pornography.
In most countries, women and men under the age of 18 are not allowed to appear in porn films, but in several European countries the age limit is 16, and in the UK and Denmark it is legal for women as young as 16 to appear topless in mainstream newspapers and magazines!
Some facts about the legal situation in Europe:
Netherlands: Very liberal laws. Sold openly at normal newsstands. Material involving animals declared illegal in 2006 due to new animal-welfare laws.
Unbelievable, the Dutch people seem to be one heck of a perverted disgusting and vile country. Let’s have a look at their ‘neighbors’ the Swedes.
Sweden: May be viewed beginning at age 18, no age limits for magazines. Material involving animals is de-facto legal.
But not as disgusting as Russia!
Russia: Production and distribution explicitly prohibited, but State Duma has repeatedly failed to pass laws regulating pornographic materials, leaving status of most material unclear. De jure all pornography is allowed (including child porn).
Europe is very disgusting.
A German Teenager said…
-.- … Shalley …. you are so stupid …
First, i had a shower 1 hour ago. And i get it every day
Leon,
you are not allowed to visit my blog anymore because of your highly racist remarks.
To compare what I said in my article with what Hitler did to Jews in WW2 is downplaying this terrible crime against humanity in a way that you are guilty of (how do you say it in Germany… ) Wolks verhetzung!?
Because I can assure you Hitler did more than suggest the Jews need to take a shower.
May God have mercy on your soul.
Shelley
i just wanted to say that your post about germans saddens me Shelley,
i am a ditch girl, 26 and i have several friends in germany, and i must say they are nothing like the 2, yes 2 people you are judging a complete country on …
it shows me that you are narrowminded and judgemnetal …
and it saddens me because i see more and more people turning into your direction,
i can only say i pity you …
because of your ignorance
“in the land of the blind, the one eyed is king”
draumpje@hotmail.com
Every German adores Hitler, has blue eyes and blond hair, eats Bratwurst for breakfast, stinks and is perverted.
Just as every American is fat, lazy, doesn’t know what’s going on beyond the US-American boarders and has no own culture whatsoever.
Do you actually know you’re making an idiot not only of yourself, but also of your fellow citizens and Republicans?
Sheesh.
Dear Shelley, i AM from Germany and i read this here - i?m shocked! First thing i have to is, how can you say so bad things about ALL german people - okay, i am not acting like these two German ( it?s really bad to read porns like this while the house owners are in church!) but it isn?t true, that every Germans are ugly (we often take showers ;) ) or hm…. but i have to say, that old german people often talk bad about things like you said streets and airports ect. but just don?t care about it! So Shelley, have a good night and please don?t are shocked about my English language, since 5 years i learn to speak english ;)
bye
ah rammstein is?n satanic and they didn?t say anything bad against jews! They didn?t say anything which you can complain about…… there?s no doubt shelley - you are such a racist woman…nobody could help you!
Shelley..
What a sad little existence you must lead.. type casting us like that..
You better wake up and smell the fresh air honey cause your reasoning
is like that of a corpse.. three weeks old.. I might add..