Bill Clinton - A Closet German Pervert!
Dear Shelly,
My name is Michael Johnson and I am writing to you today from Australia. Firstly, let me say a big THANK YOU for having the courage and conviction to do God?s work in the face of all those heathens (ie democ-rats and Europeans). Sadly I have not had the benefit of an American education, so must turn to such reliable information sources such as yours for moral guidance. I have really enjoyed your many thought provoking articles, and have been inspired conduct some research of my own.
I have always had lingering suspicions of the German people, but never really understood why. Thanks to your insightful critiques, I do now. I have also been similarly suspicious of that communist (or “pinko leftie” as we say down under) William Jefferson Clinton. Thus I began to wonder what, if any connection exists between “Free Willy” (W J Clinton) and those rubber loving perverts (the Germans). I was shocked to discover that many such connections exist, and I feel it is my Christian duty to spread the word of this new axis of evil.
Did you know, dear Shelly, that Free Willy?s grandmother was Lou Birchie Ayers. What kind of name is Ayers? Sounds a lot like “Ayran” to me ? a word favoured by many Germans, following in the goose steps of that nasty Hitler fellow. What do you think?
Even more damming, God-fearing Shelly, is Free Willy?s bed time reading list, as found on the web site of his Presidential library:
Imitation of Christ, by Thomas ? Kempis
Trust a German write such a blasphemous text. No one can imitate our Lord and Saviour. I understand this, you understand this too ?? when will those stupid democ-rats and Germans understand? Why can’t they understand such obvious, simple concepts?
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Moral Man and Immoral Society, by Reinhold Niebuhr
Another German (no surprises there), another of Free Willy?s self-delusions. Who other than the noisy liberal minority would not instinctively know that he is the immoral man, living in the world?s most moral society? At least that German fellow seems to appreciate the true nature of his own, godless society ? just look how they simultaneously pay homage to Free Willy, and pass their own perverted judgement on your great and holy?land.
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King Leopold’s Ghost: A Story of Greed, Terror, and Hedonism, by Adam Hochschild
Greed, Terror, Hedonism hmm…?I wonder which of those emotions he and his interns?experienced during their time?in the oral office?
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Finally, God-fearing Shelly, I wanted to take a moment to let you know that we here in Australia also have problems with a noisy “lefty pinko” minority too. In Australia, the term “liberal” refers to the?good politicans (ie God fearing conservatives)?? I guess you could say things are a bit upside down down under! They say that we have become the 51st state of the great United States of America (as if it were a bad thing). How could that possibly be a bad thing? If only this were true say I!! I pray to the Lord every day that this will come to pass. I would be deeply honoured if you would consider praying for this too.
Yours in Christ,
Michael Johnson.
PS. I found these pictures on Urban Legends Reference Page, Deutsche Welle, Gambino City Index?some weird web site that I couldn’t understand (but I know a picture of that Hasselhoff pervert when I see one).
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Great Article Michael!
I am proud to have you on board as a new writer.
I see that there are good Christians outside of the USA, God bless Australia!
And may God continiue to bless you, Michael!
Shelley Goodman
…Lou Birchie Ayers. What kind of name is Ayers? Sounds a lot like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Ayran??? to me…
HAHAHA! I love this bit. Gomedy GOLD! But isn’t it spelled Aryan?
…more damming, God-fearing Shelly…
This guy is hilarious! Given the misspelling of damning, I guess he is making a very subtle joke about the use of dental dams during oral sex! BRILLIANT!
…we have become the 51st state of the great United States of America…
Actually, they say that about Canada, but whatevs! This guy is my new favorite comedian!
Oh wait, I see from the rest of your site that this is supposedly genuine. Wow.
That is just sad.
Isnt that a picture of good ole GWB with the lense caps on his binocs?
Also isnt the american flag on the uniforms of the soldiers supposed to face the other way (backwards) so it seems as if we were charging into battle?
Somethings not right here… Michael Johnson, nice to meet you, my name is Tony Blair…
Fuck me, this site gets better and better!!
JUST ONE SIMPLE QUESTION:
HOW DO YOU KNOW, THAT ALL GERMANS DO SO LIKE U JUST DESCRIBED ?
oh for fuck’s sake. you guys are just becoming so boring.
and it’s sad. it was a good satire but now? even my baby brother could write better stories. and only the fact that the comments are waiting moderating before publishing show’s that you’re just a mock. cause real shelley would never publish so much angry comments on her blog. please change something please. it’s getting way too boring now and it’s sad. it was a good satire. when it was. now - it’s just a lameass joke. and i see lameass jokes all the time on the net. if you’re ran out of ideas please contact me i’m also a good writer. at least i won’t chew the same old chewing gum over and over and over and over again…
And the better for the end.
I was in the studio when this picture was made. And what you dont, is that David Hasselhoff fuck the tiny dog.
I said he like it, like the majority of american people. I hope is wrong.
Oh my goodness… another one who thinks he can read the mind of a whole nation… I won’t bother writing a long comment, but none of the above mentioned men are very popular in Germany… They mostly are subjects of jokes and not like… heroes or something… May I ask where you take your information from, Michael? I’m serious, this is very interesting for me to know.
Ah, I forgot something… would you please tell me what “Ayran” is supposed to mean? I have never heard this word before and I am sure that there is no meaning behind it…
You gotta love a president that everyone seems to like. Bill Clinton was a true diplomant! Look how other countries love him! Incredible!
I am not excusing him for his affair, but he was a great president and still loved by the people.
If only Bush could take a few hints from Clinton and learn how to be a real politician (No, he doesn’t need to cheat on hie wife to accomplish this). It is sad that most countries hate our current president. He might be popular with the sheeple and the pagan Christians but he fails everywhere else.
Even though conservatives disliked Bill they still smiled when he came through the door. Charisma is apparently a forgotten skill with this current administration.
Great! Congrats to Michael! You are the first who succeeded in cheating on Shelley, that she puts a anti-Bush pic on the web :D Great work, letting het publish a comment against her page, but too subtile for her to understand :D *love it*
The best part is definitely the missspelled aryan and the Schroeder, wich was replaced half a year ago ;)
Dear maerci,
Thank you for your kind words, although I must clarify a number of points
1) What do you mean “anti-Bush” pic? That is the picture of a strong, insightful leader. Perhaps it is you who have misunderstood the subtilty of my research?
2) As for “aryan”, I am not afraid to admit that that is my mistake. A good Christian must always be honest with themselves and others. In my defence, I will point out that American is not my native tounge. I do however apologise to any aryans out there that have been offended by my mistake.
3) Yes, the Schroeder was replaced half a year a go, and a good thing too - but such a shame he was not replaced by a God fearing, American administrator like in Iraq. Even better is the fact that the Free Willy was replaced in 2001 thank goodness!!
Thanks again,
Michael.
PS. Are you French? I’m sorry….
big loughs ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•bout you guys…(and excuse me..girls)
really funy :ayran??? what should this mean??
i think you mean the word arian! learnt to spell words , sucker!
and btw..George Double-Dumbass Bush try to view trough monokles wich is still covered..
the Stars and Stripes on his shoulder shows in the wrong way..
the flag should show that the soldiers seems charge it into battle
but bushs flag shows in the opponent way…he flees from battle because he is a little boy who is afraid about somebody could harm him
the picture with the figures of clinton and miss liberty is a pic from the carnival in cologne…
its just a caricature and means that clinton clings himself at the right of liberty
bush clings himself only on dumb wars with false proofs and reasons
many germans loves david hasselhoff?? thats false!!
the most know him but the didnt like really
do you know that elvis presley has his roots in germany …
his former family name was preslitz…and most germans like him^^
edit: greetz from the bad atheistic guy from germany
WAR IS THE WAY GOD TEACHS THE US-PEOPLE GEOGRAPHY
I love this site, really I do.
I can learn new facts about my country and Europe in nearly every article. It is amazing how I and 87 million people can survive here, but luckily we do.
When I first visited this site I wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t sure if this site is hoax or real, but I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m convinced now: it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hoax!
Anyway, there is one fact I really want to say: the present German Chancellor was born in the GDR (East Germany) and George W is really amazed about her (probably because he is half time intelligent then her)
But hey, great site and keep on posting such useless articles, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s fun to read them.
Greetings from good old Germany
P.S. by the way: without the German priest Martin Luther, you will still have to be able to read Latin, because he was first in translating the bible into a spoken language and this language was actually German!
Your jokes are now getting lame…
After all you have no idea of Germany. You know nothing at all about that country and it’s people.
Better try next time…
Michael, whats with the picture of GWB with the Binocs? even on the website it shows that it had to have been photoshopped to get it so he didnt look like a complete idiot…
Dear Michael,
I have to thank you deeply for your wise clarification. Only by these, I’m now able to fully understand what you ment. I even begann to realise the faithfull meaning of not only your post, but of all the others aswell.
Nevertheless I’m not an Aryan at all, I don’t think that they will be too ofended by your statement, yet I hope that they are aware of the difficulty of spelling the word, wich will lead to the fact, that they will certainly forgive you. After all, as you already mentioned, good Christians will surely led to honesty by God.
Concerning your post scriptum: No, I’m not French. Actually, I’m Swiss, but I do speak French as I speak English. As you noticed, English isn’t my mother-tongue either.
However, there is no need for you to appologize for this question.
I really look forward to a lot of your postings in the future.
Yours sincere
Marc
Thats a nice pic of clintion with the statue of liberty.
And for all those who don’t know, I belive that “aryan” is something to do with being “the master race”. A bit like the way america’s views are swinging at the moment really…
That “weird website” where you found this D.Hasselhoff picture is a japanese one. Now…where is the connection to Germany? I am german (yeah, I surely will burn in hell for this), but I have never heard we do like this Hasselhoff guy.
Stop making up such stupid shit!
And please stop this “aryan” shit! That was 60 years ago. All those Nazis died long ago. Even my grandmother was just a little child when war started!
You know what? You are behaving the same as those Nazies you like to write about that much.
I can reveal today that George W. Bush has been identified as a paedophile. He is screwinh thousands of Iraqi kids on a daily basis. Fact!
One more point to add:
Maybe one should try to know the content of a book before judging it. Living after the words of jesus is hardly blasphemic i guess.
Even a fun blog may from time to time educate people.
“Ayran” is a Turkish refreshing drink made from yoghurt, water and salt. It is similar to Indian lassi, but not sweet.
“Aryan” is a technical term for a group of peoples speaking so-called “Aryan” languages. The word comes from Ancient Persian and means “noble”. Aryan peoples are found in the Middle East, roughly from Iran to Northern India. Current Aryan languages include Persian (Farsi, Dari, Tajiki), Afghani (Pashto), Pakistani (Urdu) and the majority of Indian languages (Hindi, Bengali, Marathi).
Thare are no Aryan peoples in Europe, with the exception of the Gypsies which immigrated from India approximately 1000 A.D. They still speak their Aryan tongue “Romani”.
Hope this helps.
Okey, you called that dude with the binoculars blind because that cap thing was on? hmmm… you see that red ring on the picture of GWBush? EXACTLY THE SAME F***ING THING!!!!
Did you think you were funny ? You show a picture of the blinded democrat and one of Bush without the cap on ? Is that your point ? Is that your killer argument ? Oh we’re burned now … I mean shit democrats are all a bunch of blind idiots now cause one of them wore binoculars with the caps on. But good ol’ Bush doesnt !
This kind of retarded humour is more priceless than a baby’s laughter !
Germans indeed love David Hasselhoff. Every german woman wants to have sexuality with him. Not only because of his breast hair, also because he has a car that can speak. He’s so sexy… and a good rapper as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcLdCT3IsI
Still Claiming all Germans to be Nazis is just like saying slavery still exists in the southern parts of the USA…
What is it about Europeans that you hate so much? Can it be because our women are hotter and more willing, our sex is more fulfilling, our beer is better, our wine is more complex, our politicians actually do have a spine (well, to be fair, some of them)? Well, I am sure you will deeply appreciate that none of these curses will afflict you.
“David Hasselhoff ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ another disgrace to your nation, yet perennial pin-up boy in rubber loving Germany. Germans love David Hasselhoff. Germans love Free Willy ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ need I say more?”
Oh no. Germans hate Hasselhoff. They are laughing at his strange hair ….