Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner : The Adopt a Liberal Program : Week 25 : Twilight and Thebes
Twilight and Thebes of the Twilight & Thebes Podcast Show
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Urgency level: Extemely High
Their sins:
- Blasphemy
- Indecency (dirty sexual references in their podcasts and activity in the phone sex business)
- Hateful speech against America
Chances of them getting to Heaven if they repent their sins: 45%
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT TWILIGHT AND THEBES.
We promise to pray for their immortal soul.
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I’m praying for them now, Shelley. Mine ears feel unclean after hearing their language. Those perverts! How much better they’ll feel when they’re finally wrapped up in God’s love. It sounds like they’re drunk on that “podcast”. Disgusting.
I love this podcast! Thanks for showing it to you, Shelley-Moron!
wtf? people still believe in heaven??? my dear, how would you imagine yourself in a formless environment without your body to fund your thoughts?
or do you believe there is a new body there for you?
congratulations! you just became a believer of reincarnation in the last case
This is great, thanks for the introduction to a great podcast. Keep em coming, and thanks again.
How do you go about finding these people? And why dont you devote some of your time to helping some of the people who live in the ghetto like neighborhoods in S. Fla?
Who gives a flying Fvck about these two? Seriously…
But anyways. “Chances of them getting to Heaven if they repent their sins: 45%”
ah, lest we forget the good ole “Judge not…” Philosophy
Nulllogik, we sympathise with you - it’s tempting to think that Twilight & Thebes are both lost-causes. They have gone so far down the road of sinfulness, it would take a miracle to bring them back. But friends, Miracles do happen. Shelley is merely following in the footsteps of Jesus Christ. Christ himself associated with sinners - not because he sinned himself, but because he wished the sinner to repent. We believe that we can show a good example to these sinners and help them live more riteously.
Shelley,
In the small hours of the morning I awoke prematurely. My Ronald Reagan quilt cover was actually soaked with my own endless sweating, for I had been at the mercy of a horrible, horrible nightmare. I believe God has spoken with me once more, allow me to share with you a glimpse of what he showed me.
Imagine a world where there were no values.
Imagine a world where * everything * was OK.
No rules, no discipline.
Just flagrant, open-toed, value-free hateful liberals cavorting wildly, swearing at every opportunity.
Imagine them showing all manner of flesh without regard for the time of day, drunk on their own devilish carnality.
Imagine them gleefully burning flags and protesting against the liberation efforts, their social security cheques in one hand and their ipods in the other. Dreadful; chilling; wrong.
That is the glimpse of the liberal and base world God showed me, and I know with every righteous fibre of my being his will is with me in stamping out this carnal filth so typical of the sexually and morally-disfigured liberals. As I live in a country gripped in the garrowless, morally-derelict stranglehold of malignant euro-liberal laissez-faire culture, I am of the same mind as you good friends in saying these wenches should be horsewhipped until they remember what country they are living in.
When I heard this nefarious podcast I was forced to flagellate myself thoroughly, to exorcise the demons these free-loving freeloaders had possessed me with. Though this content cannot come with a strong enough warning, Shelley has done a great service both to us and the Lord in shepherding these lost members of our flock.
I will pray with every drop of my being for them, joining with you to release those trapped demons and free the girls once more. So we can imprison them. Just my thoughts anyhow from a cousin over the pond.
Yours in service and the love of Christ,
FreedomLover, of England
i think it’s really dumb to concentrate on a stupid radioshow and just forget about sinners dealing drugs, raping, stealing and lieing.
yeah, it’s all part of the american dream.
keep praying my friends, ignorance is bliss;-)
finally a decent post!
Thank you
“Hateful speech against America”
This is not a sin, it is simply an opinion.
Your blog:
* lies
* self-surestimation, selfishism
* pro-death penalty
* judge people
Your sins are approximately 2 of 7 of the capital sins. I bet you’ll go in Hell for around 2 eternities…
You forget
_Hatefull speach
_No respect of others
_Stupidity
wait, i’ve never heared shelley honour her father and mother… isn’t that an eternity in hell extra?
damn, my father was a drunk psychotic and my mother a drunk intrigant, am i liberal now?
Holy shit!!! Free speech! Suppress! Suppress! SUPPRESSS!
You remain convinced of your own righteousness. Please show signs of an open mind, because I feel I’m beginning to loose mine at your hands.
ever thought, that, if someone does not believe in Jesus Christ, wich is a possibility aswell, he/she doesn’t even want to go to heaven; simply because they do not believe in that kind of thing eiter.
I know, that it is hard to see people doing the absolute wrong thing. But immagine, this might by completely the right for them.
Funny idea? Nope, just the real life; a life in wich there is something called freedom of belief… As in the constitution of the United States of America!
Marc
p.s.
there’s an exhibition over at your place, where the Swiss constitution is shown! I would consider that a nice trip, if I hadn’t seen it - or bether - was a good American.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Chances of them getting to Heaven if they repent their sins: 45%???
Last time I checked appropriate vatican documents, my chances
were 0%. This podcast must be light.
“Your sins are approximately 2 of 7 of the capital sins. I bet you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll go in Hell for around 2 eternities?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
Let’s not forget the only real sin there is, commited over and
over again on this blog, Stupidity.
But Tristain:
First i would like to thank you for actually replying to me… But: What will you do when you adopt them? WIll they be informed of all this? Also how did you come up with the 45%? I like that we are having a conversation.
Null
Pray pray pray poor american… It’s a waste of time…
ahahahaha that was absolutely hilarious! almost as funny as your website. keep up the good work!
wow, another eye opening post. thanks Shelley
You are welcome. I enjoy bringing the truth to people.
Please wait as I sit back on my chair after laughing so hard.
Not only do you hate our guts, but now you want to save us … Condescendant little fools ! Go home and stop being a nuisance.
Please die
I love T&T, thanks! but you are funnier than them, believe me.
[...] As you might remember I recently adopted the liberal podcasters Twilight and Thebes. Unfortunately all my prayers and good thoughts have not changed their destructive ways. They continue to do their evil and disgusting podcast and they even go as far as conducting public sex-games. [...]
What’s wrong with some of you people? I’ve been reading these comments and several of you are just pathetic. Just because someone has a different belief system than you, or disagrees with your views, it makes them closed-minded? And having an open mind is thinking the way you do? Get real people. And grow up for cryin out loud.
One of the things that I find intriguing on your “Adopt a Liberal” page is the salvation probability (chances of the liberal getting to heaven if the liberal repents) that you somehow calculate and assign to the adopted liberals. I don’t remember the bible covering any mathematical subjects such as Probability and Statistics, or even Calculus. So, I assume you must be like George Bush and have one of those red telephones with a direct connection to God, because that would maybe explain where the salvation formula came from.
For Shelly, the probability you calculate is 75%. That is a high number since it is much better than fifty-fifty.
What is more unclear however is the 45% that you assign to Twilight and Thebes. Is it 45% that both Twilight and Thebes will go to heaven? Or is it that Twilight and Thebes each have a 45% crack at going through the Pearly Gates?
If the 45% probability is for each of Twilight and Thebes, then the chances of both going to heaven can be easily calculated: 45/100 X 45/100 = 20.25/100 or 20.25%. That number is pretty grim. That means that they would only have about a 1 in 5 chance of being together in heaven.
If the 45% probability represents that they will both go to heaven, then the 45% is a combination of the probabilities that each of Twilight and Thebes has to get to heaven. So, if we let ‘x’ represent the salvation probability of Twilight and we let ‘y’ represent the salvation probability of Thebes, then we get the following:
x/100 * y/100 = 45/100
which can be reduced down to:
x * y = 4500
Unfortunately, we cannot know what x and y are without more information. However, if we assumed that Twilight and Thebes each had an equal chance of going to heaven, then we can calculate a value. The equation can then be changed to:
x * x = 4500
Taking the square root of 4500, we get 67.08 (rounded to the nearest hundredth), or very close to 67%. In this case, the salvation probability of each of Twilight and Thebes would be much closer to the probability given to Shelly, a much more optimistic number. 67% is a 2 out of 3 chance whereas the 75% calculated for Shelly is a 3 out of 4 chance.
Please, you guys have to be joking, you all can’t be this dumb.
Wow, I just need to comment again…because my security code says,”NIGA”,,,great site, guys!