Hate the Sin, Love the Sinner : The Adopt a Liberal Program : Week 26 : Shelly
Dear Friends
All liberals are dangerous to America. They don’t adhere to American values, they hate the idea of freedom and they are basically on the side of the terrorist killers and want to see America destroyed. This fact alone would justify to incarcerate all liberals. I suggested long ago to create some kind of conversion camp style prison for liberals to help them to overcome this sickness of mind: Liberalism.
Most liberals come right out and attach themselves to the democ-rat party. The worst kind of ‘lib’ though claims to be “independent” or “progressive”. Shelly of the ultra leftwing communist podcast “Citizen Against Lies is one of those liberals.
In her podcast she openly admits to be a “socialist” and demands such crazy stuff like “free food and healthcare for all”. I ask you: If this would ever pass, where is the need for lazy liberal bums to work at all?
We urge you to give up your podcast, Shelly. Do it, before it’s to late. We, the writers for this website hereby adopt you.
Shelley Goodman
Week 26:
Shelly of the Citizen Against Lies Podcast Show
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Urgency level: Very High
Their sins:
- Insulting and hateful speech towards our leader, George W. Bush.
- Indecency (dirty language)
- Spreading of hateful communist ideas.
Chances of her getting to Heaven if she repents her sins: 75%
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST WE HEREBY ADOPT SHELLY.
We (the ShelleyTheRepublican writer team) promise to pray for her immortal soul.
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i searched the bible but i can’t find a formula to calculate my chances of getting to heaven!
but why would i, a soul doesn’t exist
You’ve got to see it this way: as long as everybody is in a party, it is esy to keep an overview. When you start splitting them up and forcing them into the underground, that’s when they become dangerous. As far as conversion camps go: I know for a fact that already thousands of liberals and worse haev been dealt with and disposed of, and they are buried in Arizona.
I’m wondering if Shelley (with e ) knows what exactly Communism is… o_O
Estimated shilley & Shelley The Republican “writer” team.
I’ve been reading your post and I found an interesting concept in his lines.
You and Shelley The Republican “writer” team always say:
**beatifull America, All liberals are dangerous to America, and so on.**
knowing that “America” is “north america, central america & south america”.
**beatifull north america, central america & south america, All liberals are dangerous to north america, central america & south america**
is the real expression for those lines in your blog.
I think you and your team must read a little bit more of geography or maybe your “sub conscientious” love the people and ideas from
Argentina,
Brasil,
Chile,
Bolivia,
Paraguay,
Uruaguay,
Mexico,
Peru,
Colombia,
Ecuador,
Guyana,
Guatemala,
Panam??Ǭ?,
Costa rica,
Cuba,
Puerto rico,
Honduras,
Nicaragua.
Venezuela,
Zuriname
San salvador,
Jamaica .. ….
and United States of America of course.
Helpfull information at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America
just to clarify your speech
Warm grettings.. ;)
luchyx from argentina.
Damn. When I first saw the title, I thought that the other members of this website were overthrowing you.
Shelly’s not going to change just because you pray. Even if you came face to face with her, you would not convince her.
Liberals suck, and so do Republicans, and every other political organization besides my own (which shall not be stated, as it is too good for you.)
I must also add that she is right.
Dear Luchyx,
Please - get a grip! Who in the world thinks of Argentina when someone talks about “America”. You live in “South America”.
Everybody knows that “America” is the USA. Here is a link for you to try:
http://www.americaslibrary.gov
It is the site of the “Americas Library”, which provides comprehensive information on “America”.
Michael Johnson.
Dear Luchyx,
Please - get a grip! Nodbody in their right mind thinks of Argentina when they think of “America”.
It is you who needs the geography lesson - Argentina is in “South America”. I suggest you check out the “Americas Library” at
http://www.americaslibrary.gov
That should give you a good understanding of what it takes to call yourself an “American”.
Michael Johson.
@Michael
Just you US-Americans think just of the USA if someone says “America”, but the rest of the world doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t. So Luchyx is right. STR please specify the word “America” in your following texts.
michael, th3ch3 is right. your country is USA, not america; that’s a continent. same for australia, that’s a country on the oceanic continent. no australian is calling himself an oceanean. just aknowledge that and it’s allright.
and shelley, thanxxx for the link to shelly’s site! always nice to see a citizen on the right path
You guys have strange problems. Is that all you care for? America is a NAME. No American does claim that the rest of America does not exist.
How do you call an “American” then? USAian? Sorry but this is stupid. You are wasting your time.
Just pathetic.
Shelley
Go Shelly!
Another argument to get this site offline; harassment. Followed by terrorism (or inspiring others to act violently towards other human beings), spreading hatred, lies, fear (among those who believe in this crap), extremism, disrespecting other people’s believes and religion, and even unwanted photographing of people who you assume are homosexual (just browse to the articles and you’ll find even more than this list includes). You say your country is free. You pick it up and make it look like something godly. Then you start picking on other countries, and part of your own nation. Oh wait a sec, ‘one nation, under god’, stripe that for now.
I assume this shelley may be more than one person, just a fake. Nevertheless, you still apply to everything listed above. You could even decide to delete this post: there goes freedom of free speech. I’ll just wait and see. In conclusion, this website should not exist, and Shelley, YOU’re the one who’s pathetic. You are a disgrace for your country, you just know how to get in publicity…
shelley, we weren’t talking to you
Dear NoDeca,
Please - enough of this crazy talk! Australia IS a continent. There is no “oceanic continent”. Might I respectfully suggest you follow these simple steps before posting such nonsense again:
1) Search the Internet for the words “Australian continent” - follow some of the many links you will find.
2) Search the Internet for the words “Oceanic continent” - notice that you will find NOTHING.
I will pray for you in this and other matters.
Michael Johnson
Dear NoDeca,
Please, enough of this crazy talk! Australia IS a continent. There is NO “oceanic continent”. Might I respectfully suggest that you conduct an Internet search for the term “Australian continent” and review some of the many links you will find. Then, search for “Oceanic continent” and note that you will find nothing whatsoever.
I will pray for you regarding this, and other matters.
Michael.
USAians ?
No …
In France, most linguists are talking about “Etasuniens” for people who are living in “Etats Unis” (United States). That’s more right than talking about “americans”, you just don’t understand what you find ugly (and vice-versa: finding ugly what you don’t understand).
Australia as well as America are continents.
USA is a country
Australia is also a country (because it’s over the whole continent).
Now, you’re talking about “adopting” some people who don’t trust in your foolish ideas. Why would’nt you adopt some poor babies ? They aren’t genetically deficient and may help you being better.
Living differences is not exactly the same than living with differences…
My point is: Why do you even care that we call the USA “America” or call us “Americans”?
Are you this insecure?
If Brazilians would decide to call their country “America”, too. SO WHAT?
I wouldn’t mind. Why would I? That is their business.
You are pathetic, grow up!
Goodnight.
Shelley
Australia IS a continent. There is NO ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?oceanic continent?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Search for “Oceana.” The third thumbnail image should link to the map. It is not so much a continent but a large group of Pacific islands, but it is still classified as one. Australia is a continent.
Thank you Shelley. Without your funny website I would never find all those good websites. =)
Hah! You think USA/America is a difficult naming problem? I’m English - which means I’m British, as England is part of the British Isles. As, of course, is the Irish Republic. Of course few Eirelanders would like to be called British, ‘cos of the connotations with Great Britain (the main island among the British Isles). Now, the northern bit of France is known as Brittany (=”little Britain”), yet that isn’t part of the British Isles geographically or politically. Oh well, perhaps it won’t be important once the great American patriots have “painted the stars and stripes in every country on the planet.”
Curiously, here in the UK, the word “liberal” doesn’t seem to have quite the same connotations as covered by this blog. Surely the idea that “liberals … hate the idea of freedom” is a flat-out contradiction!
Shelly is cute but she wears weird sunglasses. I hope she can be saved!
I find you to be disgustingly ignorant.
One: not all Goths worship Satan or drink blood, so research your shit before you make an even bigger idiot out of yourself
Two: Realize the simple fact that just because you dress and express yourself a certain way doesn’t mean you go out every night and drink cows blood in a deserted field while speaking in tongues. Your website http://shelleytherepublican.com/ Has disgusted and insulted me in a great fashion. If you want to be totally honest, prayers in school and in public places, break the law, its a mixture of church and state, if a Satanist went in and performed a Satanist prayer anywhere, they would more than likely be thrown out, when a Christian prayer on the other hand is acceptable. people mock other religions and make completely and utterly false, pigheaded and ignorant accusations just because of what one person has said or heard. I know some Goth devout Christians, You don’t see them calling preps or any other “Classification” of people anything, we Goths put up with so much shit because of the pig headed ignorance your website displays, people try to make us look stupid when all they do is embarrass themselves to a further degree. Tim Burtons “The Nightmare Before Christmas” is not in anyway disrespectful to the religion and is a movie all in good fun, there is more insults on your website towards Goths and Satanists then there is of insults towards the Christian religion in that entire move, you have insulted me, my friends, my friends religions and my lifestyle, just because you sit down and watch a movie doesn’t mean its going to affect you so greatly you go from Christian to Goth in 5 seconds or less…I think you are nothing but an ignorant pigheaded bitch that needs to learn a bit more about the things she’s so falsely accusing and realize just how wrong she is, but your just showing normal human fear, the fear of the unknown, so quit sitting there and get up and research some shit…
My myspace: http://www.myspace.com/slightlydsturbed
Concearned, maybe if you spent less time sacrificing goats and gobbling LSD and “magic mushrooms,” you’d realize this thread has nothing to do with the anti-Christian abomination that is “Goth.”
Before you start advocating Satanism in our schools you need to detox yourself from the evils of drugs and alcohol.
You don’t see nice young men in suits and ties out tipping cows and drinking their blood, do you?
Just like you don’t see “Goths” in church singing hymns giving glory to God.
Please repent and pray to the baby Jesus for Salvation.
I’m gasping with awe at the substantive thought being written by those in favor of conservative ideals in the comments section. An example: “I suggested long ago to create some kind of conversion camp style prison for liberals to help them to overcome this sickness of mind: Liberalism.” Critical thinking at its best. I don’t know, Shelly; that might be construed as going too soft. Might public disembowelment send a more urgent message? This is cool–I kinda like saying the first thing that comes to my mind without thinking about what I’m saying more rationally. I mean, come on…who needs thinking when knee-jerk reactions punch the point home, right?