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Dear Friends

God is punishing Africa with Hunger and Aids. I don’t know exactly why, but I guess it’s because most of them reject the Christian belief. I have no reason to doubt God’s way of dealing with these people. I am sure the Lord has good reasons why He is doing what He is doing.

I know from the bible that he helps those who help themselves. Let’s take a closer look at Africa. Most of Africa is of the muslim belief, that’s right, the religion that brought us terrorism and some of them practice the voodoo religion where they drink blood from the bleeding neck of chickens and even eat other humans. They have wars going on in Zimbabwe, Mozambique, they have Genocide in Rwanda and they even fight the American troops who are sent there to help out!

I my opinion we should stop all payments and care initiatives for Africa right now. We have no right to intervene in God’s plan! God gave them Aids to punish them for having sex for reasons other then having children. If you misuse sexuality this way you have to be prepared that you will be punished with Aids!

Some day Africans will have the chance to adopt a Godly lifestyle. After they did we can welcome them in the circle of God’s own people. Until then: Let God deal with them!

Thanks for reading.

Shelley The Republican

Dear Friends

Let me share my vision for America: A strong nation, bright, big and beautiful, the Stars and Stripes in the eyes of all the citizens, their hearts clean, their minds clear. Strong beautiful people with victory on their minds. One nation under God, one leader to the right of God, strong and resolved, King of the world, King of the Universe!

There is no doubt about it, America will dominate the planet for centuries to come. The American Way of Life will reach every corner of the world in every country. American hope and compassion will bring light in the darkest corners of terrorist hate. Freedom and Christianity will prevail. Liberty and Justice is the new world order.

The world was ruled by chaos and misery for thousands of years but this is over now. Americans found the solution, America is bringing hope to the world. The American Dream is the essence of the new world order. Every American stands firm to that values. Mankind has finally reached its ultimate goal.

There is no stopping us now.

This is for all the non-Americans out there: You are either with us or you are against us. You are either with God or you are with the Devil. There is no middle ground. This is good versus evil!

I proudly proclaim the arrival of the New American Century. Please spread this message of hope and compassion. Do not rest before the work is done, my friends. There is still a lot to do.

Thanks for reading.

This is Shelley The Republican, the Internet’s last moral authority.

Goodnight and God bless.

(Image Sources: Faith for the Family, Salagram and Whitehouse.gov.

Ask a Liberal about the good work America does overseas, and he will tell you that we stand against overwhelming odds in a war we cannot win. He will try to make you think the rest of the world has backed out of the war on terror, and that we have been left to fight alone.

Of course those liberal talking-points are lies. Another typical defeat-ocrat liberal distortion. The simple truth is that America leads an international “coalition of the willing”, a group of brave countries who like America are determined to confront terrorism. The global desire to overcome terror has never been stronger, and George W Bush is adored throughout the U.S.A. and the rest of the world as a defender of freedom.

Many of the coalition have no first hand experience of terrorism. England is a sleepy nation, untroubled by the harsh realities of global terror, and yet even the English have risen to our President’s challenge: to tackle the wold’s greatest problem: Islamofascism.

Our leading Ally in the fight against terror is the President of England, Mr Tony Blair. He is the leader of England’s Conservative party, a Christian and a true friend of our President and every American.

Tony Blair has stood by George W. Bush. Tony Blair is the only European leader who is not pro-terrorist. Tony knows that it takes more moral courage to support the war on terror. He will never cut & run. English voters respect him because he has a unique relationship with G. W. Bush, the greatest President ever.

The great thing about Tony is that he gets it: While some other European leaders are stuck in a pre 9/11 mentality, Tony is seeking to replicate the best of American policy in his own small country. Tony wants English citizens to have every safeguard that we Americans enjoy, for example Britian will be the first nation in Europe to implement a biometric ID card system. With security measures like this, 9/11 could never happen again.

It’s because of his tough stand on defence that Mr Blair is a popular leader at home. Americans and our allies the Israelis consider him to be a wise and trustworthy statesman. Just look at some of his achievements in the war on terror:

Tony Blair holds up a dossier which explains the need why England had to go to war with Saddam. We should all be glad that England is a Red State!

It was Tony Blair who reacted so quickly when CIA agents discovered that Islamofascist terrorists had invented a new deadly weapon called “Liquid Explosive”. As soon as he received instructions from Washington, he sent British special forces into action rounding up the terrorist gang who were about to board planes in order to murder Americans.

Like George W. Bush, Tony Blair is guided by his Christian Faith. When Israel was forced to defend itself against Hizbolah, Tony Blair was quick to back God’s country.

Every person of faith thanks Tony for his defense of Israel and his calm insistence that Hizbolah must release their prisoners and cease their unprovoked assult on Israel. Tony stayed the course when pro-terrorist nations argued that Lebanon should be allowed to fire missiles into Israeli cities. Tony held firm when the anti-semitic United Nations was calling for a cease-fire before Israel’s peace mission had been completed.

Mr Blair supports Israel’s brave volounteers as they sought to defend themselves from the evils of Hizbolah. Thank God that Tony is able to counterbalance the absurd wingnuttery of France and German pro-terrorist rhetoric. Tony understands that Israel is the victim and that Lebanise terrorists are the agressors.

But Tony’s support goes way beyond these recent incidents. He has given us the use of his English airports which are critical for transporting the much needed relief supplies to our allies in Israel. These vital airports are essential infrastructure in the and the global war on terror.

Every Englishman knows that he is safe at home because the English army are tackling terror over there to keep England’s “green and pleasant land”, safe from harm.

Tony has also been a staunch supporter of our freedom camps in Abu Grahib and Gitmo. Both of which are needed to keep terrorists away from the homeland. Without the use of England’s secure airport facilities we would have had no way to move terrorists away from the war-zone where they could commit acts of terrorism. In return we secure some of England’s worst offenders in these camps, it’s a great deal that benefits the free world!

Unfortunately, Mr Blair also has to cope with his own share of wingnuts. England is no stranger to extremeist parties. Opposing Tony in the “House of Lords” (the English equivalent to Congress) is the evil Liberal-Democrat Party. This wingnut party is somewhat similar to the American Democratic party, in that they are both soft on defence and advocate extreme social liberalism.

The liberals are lead by the firebrand, pro-terrorist MP for Bethnal Green George Galloway. A native “cockney” (somebody from North London), galloway has sworn to tear down all the good work done by Blair’s conservative party.

Evil Liberal Democrat leader George Galloway calls himself “The Cat”. This image was taken from his campaign publicity.

Galloway also wants to make England an islamic puppet-reigeme which he proposes to achieve with his close links to the former Iraqui reigeme and prmominent members of Al-Queda. Due to an unfortunate British law that prevents members of parliament from being arrested as terrorists, Tony Blair must put up with this evil man until the next general election, which are held once every eight years.

In conclusion, Tony is helping us to make the world a safer place. Truly, Patriots have no greater friend abroad than Mr Blair! Please remember him in your prayers tonight.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan

The first in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.

There is a group at large in American society that hates God. A group that denies the truth about His son Jesus Christ, Our Savior. A group that detests the American way of life, spits on the American dream. People who don’t care if you live or die. They don’t even feel anything for their own mothers! They are disgusting, immoral and hateful. They are the Atheists.

Unsurprisingly, recent surveys have shown that decent Christian Americans hate Atheists even more than they hate Muslims and black people. A study published in the “American Sociological Review” by Professor Joseph Gerteis and Associate Professor Douglas Hartmann proves, among other things that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, homosexuals and other groups as “sharing their vision of American society.” Equally damningly, God-fearing Americans have said that they would want to marry almost anyone rather than an Atheist.

A typical Atheist. Look at his stupid hat! And the way he hides his eyes from God’s light.

But who are these Atheists who are more dangerous than the members of the bomb-crazy America-hating Muslim faith and, crucially, what do they believe? How can you spot one? What is the history of this mad un-belief system? And what should you do if you are unlucky enough to come across one? Tristan Shuddery’s expose of ‘Atheist Troublemakers’ recently on STR.com has made imperative that these questions are answered.

Well, over the next few weeks, I intend to answer all these questions and more. I hope the faithful readers of STR.com will add their own observations and experiences in our vibrant comments section! (Oh and by the way, German liberals, your comments are not appreciated! I wish you well though!).

I’d like to start this week by explaining in ten clear and simple bullet points exactly what Atheists believe and by disabusing a few common misconceptions about their (admittedly absurd) practices. It’s shocking reading!

1) They will do anything and stop at nothing

Perhaps the most terrifying thing about Atheists is that they don’t have what scientists call a “moral compass”. They don’t have any values. They basically don’t know the difference between right and wrong. How could they? They don’t have a God to guide them. As the Republican intellectual and fellow STR.com contributor Tristan Shuddery has already said on this site: “Where do you think American lawmakers got the idea that we shouldn’t murder, steal or rape? Answer: It?s in the Bible. I don’t recall any athiest book telling people not to comit these awful crimes. If you athiests had your way, the nation would be a bloodbath like Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia. Both fascism and communism are based on Athiesm.”

2) Following on from point one there are two basic corollaries:

a) Because Atheists have no values they see things such as pedophilia as being quite ok. That’s why, for instance, they fill up the internet with their vile porn filth and they are always at the forefront of the pro-abortion (ie, anti-life!) lobby. After all, why should they care?

b) Most criminals are atheists, or, conversely, most atheists (ie all of them!) are criminals (they just haven’t all been caught yet).

Atheists make Our Lord Jesus cry. Please stop it, Atheist renegades!

3) Atheists do not worship Satan.

A common belief about Atheists is that they worship the Dark Lord Satan. This is not actually true. It’s an easy mistake to make, because by denying God they, of course, take on the Devil and will join him in hell, but Atheists claim that they do not even believe in the Devil. They believe in nothing! (See points 2 (a) and 2 (b) to find out what that means).

4) It’s not true that no one really is an Atheist.

Some good Christians, trusting in human nature, believe that Atheists are just “pretending” to deny Jesus and making a stance to be somehow “controversial” like rebellious teenagers who refuse to wash or get a haircut. Sadly, this isn’t true. The malaise runs far deeper than this. Their brains have been so twisted and bent out of shape by Liberal propoganda and drug abuse (see point 7) that they have actually genuinely convinced themselves out of the self-evident truth that a Christian God made us and the world.

5) Atheists think they’re cleverer than you.

One of the most annoying things about Atheists is that their mad lack of belief actually makes them feel somehow superior to real American Christians. Rejecting decent honest faith and belief they use things like a reliance on “scientific methodology”, “reasoned argument”, “historical evidence”, “documentary proof” and “logic” to baffle and confuse. Instead of accepting the obvious reality that the Bible is God’s word, they try to claim that the Gospels were written hundreds of years after the death of Jesus, that there were hundreds of other similar books rejected by committee at something called the council of Nicea and that most of the New Testament was compiled out of political expediency. They say that many of the Jesus stories existed long before Jesus was said to have been alive and that most of his sayings and parables aren’t that impressive anyway. They are wrong.

The Bible. The guidebook for American life and wholly holy. Why won’t atheists accept this?

6) Atheists hate Christians and Christianity.

They are jealous because they know that we are going to heaven. They want to destroy us and everything we stand for. They want to forbid Christianity, raise taxes and disband our armies. They’d like our country to be more like Canada. (By the way, most Canadians are atheists. That’s why they’re so depraved.).

7) Atheists are nearly all druggists.

Far from the warm love of God, believing that they are spinning round on a cold rock in the middle of an empty universe and thinking that they will never see their favorite family pets again in heaven (which of course they won’t since they’re going to hell! Sorry atheists!), atheists wrap themselves up in what they see as a comforting narcotic embrace. They smoke jazz-cigarrettes, inject themselves with heroin and manufacture crystal-meth in their kitchens. Their brains and bodies are ruined.

8) All Democ-rats are Atheists.

Do not believe Democ-rats when they try to tell you that they believe in God. Just like in everything else, they are lying. After all, if they were Christians, they would be Republicans!

9) Atheists don’t know anything about Christianity.

How could they? If they did, they’d worship God instead of spending their whole time off their faces on illegal drugs, protesting about just wars and making trouble.

10) Atheists lives are cold and empty.

Atheists have no appreciation for anything. Period. Because they do not believe in God and have no sense of awe, Atheists can not understand beauty or anything wonderful. To them a rainbow is just a coincidence of light particles seen through water vapor rather than a miracle. Art is meaningless to them and music is just a series of different pressure effects upon the ear drum; that’s why their music (rock, hip hop and something called techno) is so bad.

They love nobody. Nobody loves them. They are depressed and nihilistic, believing that after death there is nothing for them. Then they die and go to hell. It’s awful.

Do you want to be an Atheist? Me neither.

May God Bless and keep you always,

Sam Johnston

Image sources: Typical Atheist: www.samjordison.blogspot.com, Crying Lord Jesus: World Jewish Review, Meth Lady: methmadness.com

Dear Friends

Like so often the worst enemies of Freedom and Justice are to be found inside America! On August 23, an ultra leftwing judge with the name of ?Anna Diggs Taylor? rules that the ?Anti Terrorist Spying Program? is illegal! During a time of war against terror this African American female is trying to take away America?s weapon to defend herself!

People who know me can confirm that I am a kind and loving person with only the interest of the people and my country at heart but this negro woman and her hateful ruling makes me sick. She is either a Taliban operative or just an evil frustrated bitch who wants to destroy our way or life. I am sure that further investigation will reveal that she has in fact strong ties to terrorist groups.

Our leader found the right words to respond to this attack on American freedom: “Those who herald this decision simply do not understand the nature of the world in which we live.”

I agree with you Mr President. But what do we do about it? We can not allow traitors within our own judiciary, can we? This woman needs to lose at least her job and better her citizenship. Fly her over to Iraq, this is where she want to live is it not?

I urge you to contact this evil bitch. Visit her contact page or call her: 313-234-5105 and let her know that she has taken the side of the terrorist killers and that she is no longer welcome in America!

God bless you and thanks for reading!

Shelley Goodman

Dear Friends

I urge you to donate some money to the GOP. America needs your help! We cannot allow the democ-rats to win the upcoming elections!

Please donate here: https://www.gop.com/contribute/Default.aspx (don’t worry, it’s windows hosted so you don’t have to worry about linux spy attacks)

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Dear Republican,

I wanted to send you a personal note with this must-read news from our RNC Political Director, Michael DuHaime. Our grassroots efforts are already making a huge difference - moving voters into the Republican column for the critical midterm elections just 74 days from today.

Because of this great news, I have set a goal of funding 3 million additional voter contacts for the final stretch - by the Labor Day start of the campaign. Shelley, your support will make a critical difference to this effort. Your contribution of just $50 will enable our volunteers to personally call over 600 voters. A contribution of $250 enables us to reach over 4,000 voters - the margin of victory in a close election.

Please visit our special web site to contribute to this effort and track how many more voters we will reach because of your efforts:

http://www.GOP.com/3Million

Thank you again for everything that you do for our Party and our President.

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Ken Mehlman
Chairman, Republican National Committee
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From: Michael DuHaime - RNC Political Director
Sent: Friday, August 25, 2006 7:25 AM
To: Ken Mehlman - RNC Chairman
Subject: Getting It Done

With the traditional start of the Fall campaign just a week away, our nationwide grassroots effort is kicking into high gear. The response in August, traditionally a slow month, has been tremendous:

In the last four weeks, our volunteers have contacted more than 2.2 million voters through phone calls and door-to-door efforts, and registered thousands of new Republican voters.
Grassroots volunteers talking to their neighbors are still the best way of convincing undecided voters to support our Republican candidates. We need to make sure we have the resources to fully fund these volunteer programs through November 7.
Republicans are slightly behind in most national polls. But when the voters we reached heard about our Party’s message of winning the War on Terror and reducing the tax burden, Republicans pulled even. If we can reach even more voters with this message, there is no doubt in my mind that we will retain our Republican majorities in November.
Expanding this volunteer effort is the key to victory, plain and simple. Just $180,000 raised online by Labor Day will enable our volunteers to personally contact 3 million more voters in the critical 60 days before Election Day.

Let’s pass this along to our incredible online activists to let them know just how big a difference their efforts will make. Can our team get it done before Labor Day?

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Michael DuHaime
RNC Political Director

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Friends,

Can somebody tell me why Athiests have to be so disruptive? Why do they have to break all the rules cause so much harm? I know a minority of STR.com readers believe that we should “live and let live” with athiests, but the simple fact is that an Athiest is nothing more than an intellectual terrorist. Some terrorists attack America using bombs and guns. Athiests attack America with their evil words and ideas.

For the the parents of kids at Hardesty School, Texas County (Not far from my own dear Tuttle City), a local athiest family is becoming a serious threat. Please read on for an example of just how much damage an athiest can cause. I am sure after reading this article you will agree that something has to be done about the Athiest problem:

Athiest troublemaker Nicole Smalkowski, yesterday. Photo by Flickr.com

It all started when Nicole Smalkowski refused to say the Lords Prayer before a basketball match. Now, pretty much every sports team I know of says a prayer before a game. It’s a sensible precaution like tying your shoolaces or buttoning your shirt. Why woiuld any patriot object to a Prayer? Who wouldnt want God on their side?

For some reason, Nicole objected and was rightfully was asked to leave the team. Who would want to risk the handicap of playing alongside a God-hater? Every sports-person knows that athiesm is for loosers.

It seems that Nicole’s family just didnt understand this, and mere hours later her father Chester ‘Chuck’ Smalkowski (also an athiest) approached the shcool’s busy principal with his complaint. According to the Principal, a long-serving member of a Baptist congregation, Mr Smalkowski verbally asulted him with a tirade of offensive God-hating obscenities. So hurtful were Smalkowski’s words that the principal was forced to physically defend himself and God’s name.

When Mr Smalkowski was ejected from the school, the Principal called the cops complaining about the serious assault. Is it reasonable that a parent could be allowed to express such hateful sentiments in another person’s place of work? It seems that this is only acceptable behavior amongst athiests!

Texas county breathed a collective sigh of relief as the troublemaker was arrested and forced to defend himself in court; however our relief was short-lived. The defendant was perfectly prepared to use every dirty-trick in the liberal playbook to evade justice. Using a technique developed by the ACLU (a liberal organisation designed to pervert the American legal system), Smalkowski’s corrupt attourney purged the jury of anybody who was not an athiest. Naturally, a biased court of athiests aquitted him.

Our problems are not yet over. These evil Christ-rejectors have swarn to avenge the school-board who were merely trying to follow God’s word. They have sworn to fight against every Christian in Texas county and have promised that they will not rest untill they have taken God completely out of the school house.

It’s time for Chrisitans, Republicans and every American to stand against this nonsense. We are a Chrisitan nation, founded on the laws of the Bible. Athiests are exploiting loopholes in the law to drive on their perverse agenda, and we must dig in to protect the most valuable thing about America: Our faith in God.

Yours in Chirst,

Tristan J. Shuddery

A new film is sweeping across the USA! it’s the ultimate in realism and action-adventure and it shows our nation’s greatest fear. It’s called Snakes On A Plane and it’s jsut great. The reason that this film has hit a nerve so hard, is, of course, the thing that’s on everyone’s minds right now: this terrible war against terror and the international Islamic conspiracy. The real true meaning of the snakes in the film is abundantly clear! The clever scriptwriters of Hollywood are using an extended metaphor to portray a very real threat to America and the basis of all Christian Americans’ nightmares: Muslims on a plane!

Of course, this film is fiction and not to be taken too seriously, but it does raise a very important point ? one so important that I have delayed publication of the article I intended to go live on STR.com today (about the Race Issue in America ? look out for it!) to provide a vital public safety announcement: What to do when you encounter real life Muslims on a plane.

Snakes on a plane.

Muslims on a plane.

The first thing to do is to be aware. Safety first. Fortunately, most Muslims are easy to spot.

This woman is almost certainly a Muslim!

Here is a simple check list:

Does he/she speak foreign?
Does he have a beard?
Does she wear a big cloth over her head (a burkha - see picture)?
Is he/she muttering under his breath?
Does he/she have wild staring eyes?
Does he/she shrink from the sight of the cross?

If the answer is yes to all or any of these questions, you may be in trouble. What’s more, you may be in trouble anyway. Sometimes the Muslim is a master of disguise and many of them have learned to interact as normal decent Americans. If you are at all suspicious, it’s best to take precautions. After all, it may be embarrassing to accuse a good Christian US citizen of being a Muslim, but it’s worse to have your head blown off!

If you have a concern about a passenger, the first thing to do in order to ascertain if he is a Muslim is to offer him a ham sandwich. (Muslims are allergic to this wholesome meat). If he refuses, it’s time to get nervous and to start to take action. Roundly curse the name of Allah and his false prophet Mohammed. If this doesn’t provoke a reaction, you may be dealing with an ultra-well trained Al Qaida operative. There is, however, a procedure which will override all his fanatical brainwashing. You must inform the suspect that you and your pet dog have had carnal knowledge of his mother and sister (God will forgive you for it if you save innocent Americans!). This will prompt any Muslim to go as crazy as Howard Dean. He will attempt to attack you with his mad head (the technical term for this is the “zidane”) and you will know that he is a follower of Islam and intent on the death of you and everything you hold dear. Hit him as hard as you can and render him out of service!

If you have been lucky enough to identify the Muslim prior to the ‘Zidane’ stage, the best thing to do is to restrain him and call a member of the cabin crew. They will take the necessary steps to secure him to his seat. (Incidentally, you might want to take advantage of his restrained position to preach him the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ. Surveys have shown that people are most open to Chrisian teaching when vulnerable and/or heavily sedated! Praise Be!)

Now, I know that this article may make alarming reading, but please don’t be too scared. The government of Our President George W Bush is already taking strong steps to ensure no more Muslims can enter our sacred territory. Only recently for instance, Yusuf Islam, the singer formerly known as Cat Stevens who went crazy and converted to the Muslimic faith was prevented from entering Our Great Land. What a great example that sets!

Yusuf Islam ? He was banned from America for being Muslim. Quite right too.

There is also one more important thing I’d like to say. Don’t let these Muslims scare you! Keep on flying! It’s vital for the health of America and the world. You’ll even please those awful environmentalists and stop them whining about the road miles you’d have to cover otherwise!

Thank you friends.

God Bless America and keep it safe!

Sam Johnston

STR.com, aviation editor.

Image source: Cat Stevens ? Notinourname.org
All others, liberal lie library wikipedia or promotional posters.

Dear Friends

We live in scary times. Terrorist killers hate us because we are not like them. They hate the fact that we live in peace and wealth, because we buy houses and pursue our own lifestyle without hate and turbans on our heads.

The one thing that keeps this world from going down the toilet is the Christian belief. For Christians love and compassion are core values. We value life and all of God?s creation. Good Christians are what keeps this world sane. Especially America seems to be the last beacon of hope. In America the Christian values are still strong but they are under attack from liberal democ-rats. Democ-rats want to see America destroyed. Some time ago the ?liberal Americans? decided to go along with the terrorists to bring America down.

We, the whole STR Think-Tank Team (Barbara, Sam, Tristan, Mike and I) have been coming together to find ways to legally and peacefully counteract those attacks on America and our way of life and we came up with the ?Prayers for Justice? program as part of the ?Clean Thoughts Initiative?.

Let me outline both. The ?Clean Thoughts Initiative? is a program that will cleanse America from evil liberal thought. Liberals are pursuing agendas of hate. They want to bring down the American Way of Life. By fighting liberal thought we are fighting them every step of the way because without the thought there will be no liberal action. This means: Whenever you see ANY signs of opposition to our government or our fight against terrorism: Confront and Punish. Confront the evil-doer and punish. Give fair warnings and lay out the consequences of their actions but if they don?t repent, punish with all the power God has been given us.

The ?Prayers for Justice? program is more hands on, real life solution it?s a great way of punishing hopeless cases such as Hillary Clinton and Michael Moore. You might also call it the final solution for those people for whom all hope is lost in the eyes of God. They must be punished with all of God?s wrath. In the ?Prayers for Justice? program, good Christian heroes come together, either physically or virtually and pray for the death of hopeless America-Haters. God will then either have them accidents or just let them die of natural causes. STR.com now takes suggestions for the ?PFJ (Prayers for Justice) Hitlist?.

Let me close this article with my prayer directed to Hillary Clinton.

Dear Lord
Praise you and all of your heavenly kingdom.
I am coming to you today with a special request.
Please clean the world from Hillary Clinton!
I feel there is no hope for her. She is an evil democ-rat as you know and she keeps criticizing our Leader.
Please let her have a stroke, please let her suffocate in her sleep, please cloud her mind and let her walk into oncoming traffic.
It is for the best of your heavenly kingdom on earth, Lord.
Thank you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost
AMEN

Many readers who have spent the time to add their comments to articles on Shelley The Republican have made the point that out that all people really need to do to ensure their happiness is to work hard enough. It’s a great truth (thanks readers!) and I feel that it sums up the ethos of The Republican Party and Christian America just perfectly:

Work brings freedom.

As Our President George Bush told the people of Iraq once he had liberated them:

“Building a free and prosperous Iraq after the regime is gone will require ? will be the work of the Iraqi people for years to come.”

Isn’t that just great?!

Work Brings Freedom is the American dream: ie, if you work hard enough and worship God enough nothing is impossible. Anybody has it in their power to rise up to the top if they are just prepared to put in the hours, save sensibly and go to Church at least every Sunday. This great nation is full of success stories (and that, incidentally, is why jealous Liberals and Moslems want to destroy it!).

Just look at great Americans like Bill Gates, George Bush and Anne Coulter who have built up great fortunes, great influence and great treasure in heaven with no more advantages than good old fashioned American know-how, faith in Jesus Christ (Our Lord And Savior) and elbow grease. They’re an example to us all.

I myself worked hard and now I even have several servants in my house who are also working hard and saving hard so that they too can become rich enough to please Jesus ? and so the cycle continues!

Of course, I know that there’s nothing revolutionary in what I’m saying. But who wants revolutions? They’re disgusting. Just look at what happened to Russia and France (those French again!). In fact, this piece of knowledge about the benefits of hard work and how it will make you truly free is so old and so universally acknowledged that it has even reached such Godless lands as Germany. The German for “work brings freedom” is “Arbeit macht frei” and in that country, the government at one time used to put up signs around the place to remind their idle population of why they should put some back bone into everything.

As the picture above shows, the German government even used to put the work brings freedom sign over the entrance to concentration camps. Even though the slogan “Works brings Freedom” was used in a bloody and murderous (and this is what Germans do best, killing that is) context the message was basically right: “Work, be productive and be free”, the essence of the American Dream!

What a great idea! I’m all for Liberal boot camps in America! As my friend and mentor Shelley Goodman says, we need to teach these Liberals American values: Work hard, shut up, love God, love America!

Arbeit macht frei: One step closer to the American Dream!

God Bless You All!

Sam Johnston, STR.com, economics advisor.

Images:

Jon Stewart:
Spindandstir.com
Iraqis working for freedom: Whitehouse.gov
My servant: My own photo library.