The “Infidel Guy” Hates America, Hates God, Hates You
Friends,
Since Shelley first began studying the outrageous beliefs and practices of America’s liberals we have had to develop a thick-skin. After a while, Shelley declared that there is absolutely nothing at all liberals could do that we would find shocking. We had put up with the lies of John Kerry, and the bigger lies of Michael Moore: We had believed that these two ultra-left wing extremists were the pinacles of liberalism. Unfortunatly, we have just been proved wrong:
George W Bush said that it was not possible for an athiest to be a true American; STR.com agrees - just look at Michael Moore as an example of ultra-left wing athiesm gone-mad.
In my recent blog I mentioned a podcaster who calls himelf ?The Infidel Guy?, and cited him as an example of back-to-front liberal thinking. After mentioning this person (whose real identity is kept anonymous for obvious reasons), conservative readers of the STR.com blog alerted me to the true extent of his mendacity. I am now of the impression that the Infidel Guy is the most depraved and corrupted American ever.
The infidel Guy, a typical angry liberal. If he only let Jesus into his heart then he would know God’s love and be happy - instead he is intent on spreading his athiesm to the whole of America!
Every week, this ?Infidel? produces a podcast which contains nothing but the most unspeakably evil lies. His guests are some of the most ignorant, fake pundits who have ever dared to speculate on the meaning of God’s word. For example the Infidel’s regular guest is known only as ?The Bible Geek?, yet another anonymous guest who claims to be an expert in the Bible.
He Calls Himself “The Bible Geek”, but since he denises that Christ died on the cross to save our souls, then he has failed to understand the Bible’s most basic lesson.
Having allegedly attended Bible school, he has failed to grasp the most fundamental aspect of God’s book which is that it contains God’s inerrrant words, and therefore should not be questioned. The Bible tells us that God is a plain-dealer.
Christ teaches us that God most values simple unadulterated faith, which is exactly why the ?Infidel? and the ?Geek? have set out to destroy what they cannot understand. His absurd pontifications merely cloud our understanding of God’s word, rather than reveal it’s simple truth. Why does he insist on bringing up irrelivant trivia in Greek and Latin? My Bible has been authorised by God and is written in plain American!
Why do liberals and athiests allways have to attack what they do not understand? Why must they interfere with those who follow God’s commands ? we are spreading Christ’s Good News. The only reason I can think of is because the Infidel Guy and his friends hate you. They want you to go to hell, and they have set out to distance you from God.
The Reverend Pat Robertson and many other mainstream preachers have told us that sinful behavior brings retribution from God. What sin could be greater than rejecting Christ’s teachings? When Americans become Athiests, it is the whole of America that will suffer. Liberals like to explain this as ?Global Warming?, a convenient scientific nonsense that disguises the real truth: God is sending inclement weather as a final warning that we must repent and then unite against the threat of agressive athiests.
Most Americans regard Pat Robertson as an expert on the Bible. God has told Pat that athiests like “The Infidel Guy” are responsible for many of America’s worst problems.
Friends, we Republicans are the party of solutions. I’m not going to complain any more about this bad person, but I am going to tell you what we can do. As you know, podcasts are funded by donations and if you want athiest podcasters to do badly then you must help fund Christian podcasts:
Thats why every dollar we raise this month will go directly to ?The Way of the Master Radio?, one of the most inspirational podcasters, and a group that has revealed the Infidel Guy for what he is: A preposterous, godless fraud. If we fund Christian podcasters then we can help them take-back the ?poddosphere? from the liberal minority who have obtained a strangle-hold over the Internet. A donation of $100 could save more than a hundred souls from the ravages of the Infidel Guy.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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You call them ignorant ??
I dont understand this site it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s pure hate.
Not even Bush would like this shit written here.
This has to be a joke.
known only as ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Bible Geek?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, yet another anonymous guest who claims to be an expert in the Bible.
Your image link bears Robert Price’s last name. How can you even suggest he’s anonymous?
boring, GET BACK TO THE HUMOUR !
Satire only works if people know it is satire.
With this site it seems obvious to those who are atheist but I am not so sure for those who are believers in magical creatures/people and maybe not even those who are on the fence and not so sharp.
Satire when you target the proper audience is good. When the audience is the general public then it defeats itself because it could could actually inspire those to believe in the opposite of the point being made. Do not do more harm than good because you are not smart enough to know when to use satire.
“George W Bush said that it was not possible for an athiest to be a true American”
When? What was the quote? Where’s your source? O sorry, i just assumed you had a source other than your brain damaged head. If i am wrong, please stand up for yourself and give me the quote and source.
“With this site it seems obvious to those who are atheist but I am not so sure for those who are believers in magical creatures/people and maybe not even those who are on the fence and not so sharp.”
You obviously don’t read the comment section very much, do you? Now, granted, all those angry liberals saying “You’re what’s wrong with America!” might all be super Christians you speak of while all the people going “It’s a joke, dude.” are all super atheists like you, but I doubt the world is as autistically simple as you suggest it is. Admittedly, I do envy your childlike view of people. It must be bliss (what is that something that is bliss?) to be able to chop the world up into two-dimensional caricatures.
If I was a betting man (which I ain’t, ’cause gambling’s a sin) and I believed in reincarnation (which I don’t, ’cause Wicca is a sin), then I’d bet that Pat Robertson is the reincarnation of St. Paul of Tartarus. He’s just so wise and godly. He himself is proof of God!
Satire? This is not satire. This is a warning to all those who believe in the God of the Holy Bible. Without this warning, I would have never known about “the Infidel Guy” and his plot to destroy America. Go away liberals and spread your hate message somewhere else!
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Bakery
I’m sure that some liberal atheist is going to say something about Pat Robertson talking with God. Theres nothing wierd about that at all!!! George Bush listens to God, too!! Sometimes I even hear God’s voice in my head. At least that’s what the voice says and if you can’t believe God who are you going to believe!?!
Pat Robertson now believes in global warming. Darn I guess that makes him a liberal now:
“NEW YORK (Reuters) - Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson said on Thursday the wave of scorching temperatures across the United States has converted him into a believer in global warming.”
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060803/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_robertson_1
this continues to be the funniest site i have found. it is impossible to believe anyone could take this stuff serious.
@Claude: If I tell you I’m Jesus, I don’t think you would take my word on that, would you? ^^
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Moskau looks down on you.
Moskau doesn’t hate liberals.
Moskau doesn’t hate democrats.
Moskau doesn’t hate ninjas.
Moskau hates _you_.
@ Claude: Dose this make you crazy? Hearing voices in your head because you smoke pot?
There is no language called “American.”
Now wait a minute.
You commenters dissing good ol’ Pat take a step back.
Pat’s a Virginian. Jerry Falwell is a Virginian. George Washington was a Virginian (and so was TJ but he went and founded UVA in Charlottesville which is the most liberal place in the South except for UNC in Chapel Hill).
I’m a Virginian too, so if you diss Pat you diss all us Virginians. If Pat says that the commie lib ruler of Venuzala must die, then it’s because God told him that. And those evolution b**t**ds in PA are gonna die too because God doesn’t cotten to that sh** (excuse my French).
Pat’s gonna rapture and the 700 of us are going to heaven and the rest of you all are gonna rot where the sun don’t shine.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?George W Bush said that it was not possible for an athiest to be a true American?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
The Truth:
When? What was the quote? Where?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s your source? O sorry, i just assumed you had a source other than your brain damaged head. If i am wrong, please stand up for yourself and give me the quote and source.
Actually it would be George Bush Sr., and the source is an interview with American Atheists reporter Robert I. Sherman in Chicago, Illinois, on August 27, 1987.
@duanet
Actually I think this site is brilliant. It is like something I would have thought of if I were still alive.
I think this site is brilliant. It is something I would have done if I were still alive.
“floyds wrote:
Pat?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gonna rapture and the 700 of us are going to heaven and the rest of you all are gonna rot where the sun don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t shine”
watch out for those aeroplanes would’ya
Tristan you ask:”Why do liberals and athiests allways (sic) have to attack what they do not understand?” - Well, that pretty much describes your method, doesn’t it. You seem to “not understand” quite a bit! What you have is something that was labeled in the 17th Century as the “conceit of nations” (i.e. the myopia that my nation’s way MUST be the best and only way). As far as Pat Robertson being a holy and pious man… what about the fact that his first child was conceived out of wedlock… Personally, I wouldn’t condemn him for that, but I doubt that you’d let it slide.
Ridiculous. This little neocon minority is basically just giving itself up for all the world to laugh at them …
“Yours in Christ”? You might as well sign off with “Yours in unicorns,” as it would be equally plausible. If you decide that you would actually like to learn something about atheism, a directory of atheist blogs has been organized at Atheism Online. It might be worth a look.
Thank you vjack! This is getting really annoying for the IG fans out there.
But I still firmly belive that 1 + 1 = 5…I WANT IT TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS TO PROVIDE ALL VIEWPOINTS! INFIDELS!
Why does he insist on bringing up irrelivant trivia in Greek and Latin? My Bible has been authorised by God and is written in plain American!
firstly, your bible is written in plain english. and secondly it was translated to english from latin and greek (and hebrew), so studying the orignal versions could help people understand the true meaning, as some of the translations may have lost something or just be plain wrong. surely studying the bible in the languages it was first written in would bring you closer to the true message behind it.
@ Potto… Yep.. And by reading the non christian posts in here, (i.e. Shelley, Tristan ), it`s obvious that, whoever translated the ORIGINAL sacred texts of the bible, into “American” must have been SOOOO drunk….. You are a disgrace to humanity and GOD THE ALLMIGHTY….
The ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Infidel Guy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? Hates America Hates God Hates You
Check out the preview to a movie that challenges Michael Moore’s motives. In this preview he is caught in a lie. Basically the film shows how Michael Moore’s movie lied to trick voters and Americans.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?George W Bush said that it was not possible for an athiest to be a true American?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Actually it would be George Bush Sr., and the source is an interview with American Atheists reporter Robert I. Sherman in Chicago, Illinois, on August 27, 1987.
Not true. George H.W. never made this comment. He was very creatively misquoted by Sherman. In fact, the quote has only appeared in atheist publications.
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You Tristan pretend to be christian, but you do not understand Jesus, because Jesus is Love, so you must love thy enemy, you must love Michael Moore, The Infidel Guy and the Bible Geek, becauses Jesus loves them. You must not defend the death penalty, because Jesus suffered that penalty. The Romans and the Sanedrin condemned Him to death and they executed him and Jesus forgave them and loved them: Jews and Gentiles. He gave his blood for us, and no more people mus be executed by so called christians. You must open your arms to your inmigrant brethren, because Jesus said you must love your fellow men, and you must feed, cure and teach them because Jesus established that the ones who have must give to the poor.
go fuck yourself tristan
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