Bob Dylan has a new record out today. Should you care? No.
I notice that Liberal talisman Bob Dylan has a new “sin”gle and album out today. I’m sure no other Christian Republicans have listened to his stupid records, but I have researched them in the name of Jesus and you will not believe the kinds of things that he says.
Look at this for example:
“But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.”
What?! When? Who gives you the authority to say that Mr Dylan? Imagine what would happen if Our President and Commander in chief wore no clothes. This is too crazy to write about any more. And to think that Liberals claim this man is the greatest poet since Shakespeare! (Actually, Shakespeare is terrible too! But that’s another article!)
And what about this?!:
“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”
Now, I’m aware that Dylan (what kind of name is that? Is he a Brit or something?) is (clumsily) using a metaphor and not actually claiming that money makes noises, but what still, what does this sentence mean? Money buys things and helps the economy grow. What has that got to do with cuss-words?
“All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.”
Crazy! Is he calling the Bible a lie by inference. Not clever at all.
“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.”
Not true. Death is different for all humans. Some of us (ie Christians) are going to heaven. Others (ie Bob Dylan and other crazy liberals) are going to hell.
See how easy it is to demolish the Liberal argument? Dylan has said thousands of equally stupid things.
Dylan stirs up rioters at a so-called ‘Civil Rights’ march in 1963. The woman behind him is an ultra-liberal trouble maker well-known to the FBI.
Dylan’s life, unsurprisingly (given his Liberal tendencies), is full of shame. He spent most of the 1960s and 1970s stirring up rioters and “tripping off his brain” on cannabis (which explains most of his awful music!) and in the 1980s he took to wearing outfits worn on the gay bondage sado-masochism scene in public and in front of small children.
Dylan dressed like this in front of family audiences! Is there no end to liberal wrongdoing? (Actually there is! The coming Of Jesus as predicted in the last book of the Bible!!)
I was obviously horrified by these revelations, but I thought I ought to investigate further since such a fuss is being made about this Dylan in Liberal Media Lie-Land. Honestly! You’d think it was the Second Coming of Our Lord And Savior, so excited are some of these so-called critics. Actually it’s just a totally culturally unimportant event in the life of an artist (and I use the word in its widest possible sense) who will be forgotten instantly and is bound for hell.
Modern Times: A record by Bob Dylan. What’s that on the cover? The camera isn’t even in focus. It doesn’t bode well for the rest of the record!
First of all, I started watching a film made by this man Dylan called ‘Masked And Anonymous’, but it made no sense to me at all. Now, I’m an American of above average intelligence, but really, I didn’t understand a word of it. I began to worry for a while that I was missing out on something. Then I realised it was all nonsense. Honestly, it was crazier than a bag of angry vipers. And it was boring too. I quickly turned it off.
“Is that the best this Liberal false-god can do?”, I wondered. Well, no, according to the ‘critics’ in the media establishment mafia, the best thing about this Dylan character is his records. So, I tried to listen to one. Ugh!! It was called ‘Blonde On Blonde’ and let me tell you, it’s no good.
Blonde On Blonde. Like most Liberals, Bob Dylan could do with a haircut.
Actually, I only listened to the first two tracks and that was quite enough. The first one was called ‘Rainy Day Women 1 and 35′ (what?!). It consists of some terrible music played by musicians who can’t even keep time and some caterwauling singing. This Dylan’s voice really is something else. It’s like a dying bullfrog filtered through a Frenchman’s morning “ablutions”. The only time I heard something worse was when I had to castrate a neighbor’s hound dog to stop it making water on my garden. Is that the best that Liberals can produce? (Probably!) How pathetic. Just compare his voice to honest Republican Frank Sinatra’s. I know who I’d vote for!
The main refrain in this first song was the command: ‘Everybody must get stoned’. I didn’t object to these ‘lyrics’ (as they are technically termed) at first. I actually thought was a good idea for a while, and that he was perhaps referring to the sensible Biblical punishment for adulterers. Just then, however, to my intense embarrassment a member of my Church called round to borrow a rifle. He heard the music and asked why I was listening to a song about “jazz cigarettes”. It turns out that Dylan is actually making a sick reference to drugs in this song! It’s an exhortation for like-minded sinners to destroy their brains with illegal substances! I very nearly lost face with a fellow-Christian until I began to question him as to why he was so familiar with Dylan’s work and “getting stoned”. You should have seen him blush! That was the end of that!
Anyway, once he’d gone, I carried on with this ‘Blond-on-Blonde’. (What does that mean by the way? Like all Dylan’s works, it’s nonsense. Or possibly a sick reference to Sapphic pornography. I shudder to think). The second track was called “Pledging My Time”. In it Dylan claims to have a “poison headache” and drools out some nonsense about “lucky accidents” (as if God doesn’t control everything!). It was, frankly, terrible and by that stage I had my own “poison headache” (thanks to that unholy noise!) and so fed up that I didn’t bother to listen to any more. I’d urge you to do the same.
The Louvin Brothers. Why can’t Liberals sing about the true-truth like they do?
In fact, I’ve been told that all Bob Dylan’s music is exactly the same, so there’s no point exploring further. Imagine that! More than 40 years worth of albums. Thousands of hours of so-called music and not one song that you can sing or which even has lyrics that ordinary Americans can understand. Shameful! And that’s why I urge you to ignore his new record today and every day!
May Jesus love you!
Sam Johnston
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Most of the record stores in my town stock Gospel and devotional music. I\’m afraid there isnt much call for Mr Dylan\’s blend of Music where I come from. Rest assured, that were a local store to stock it I would pass on a copy of your well-researched article to the parents group and have the shop shut-down for harming children.
I one time took it upon myself to investigate this so called “spokesman of his generation” at some liberal noise party in Lexington Ky. His generation being the generation of unwashed liberal hippies, I should have suspected what I was in for besides the unpleasant olfactory experience. Not only was the audience filled with tanked and stoned liberals who could have started rioting and looting at any moment, but the show was opened by none other than country music’s godfather of liberal degeneratism, Willie Nelson.
Oh, the Horror. The Horror.
Working the crowd was Gatewood Galbraith, who as a candidate for the Democ-rat nomination for the governor of Kentucky advocated the legalization of the marijuana, which conservatives as far back as the 1930s have recognized as a corruptor of youth and white women’s virtues, as well as a gateway to harder drugs.
Thank goodness Rush did not end up with his drug addiction from this route. If he had, instead of a mild Oxycontin addiction his Hispanic maid tricked him into participating in, he would, most likely, be engaging in depraved sodomy at the local truckstop just to score some smack. I know nobeody would want to see that, as this would have certainly hurt the Conservative cause. But for this possibility we have Mr. Dylan to blame.
What kind of message would that have sent to the children I say? But I digress. Mr. Dylan is tangled up in blue states if you ask me. I could care less if he was down in the basement mixing up the medicine or out on the pavement thinking about the government.
He needs to be locked up I say, somewhere that he can see the sunlight shining, from the west down to the east. He needs to be shipped out of the country where he can be lost in the rain in Juarez, maybe sometime around Easter time, with a hard, hard, hard rain falling on his head.
The times they are a’changin’ BACK. You don’t need a weather vane to know which way the wind blows.
Rob R. Baron ~ Esqire
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
I thought we all stand naked in front of the Lord (and it’s a figure of speech).
“Imagine what would happen if Our President and Commander in chief wore no clothes.”
I’m pretty sure that happens at least once a day, or do you think he never changes underwear ? (that would be disgusting)
“Now, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m aware that Dylan (what kind of name is that? Is he a Brit or something?)”
Still making fun of names s-HELL-ey, Devil Imp that you are ?
“Not true. Death is different for all humans. Some of us (ie Christians) are going to heaven. Others (ie Bob Dylan and other crazy liberals) are going to hell.
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Still needs to be proven, but we all end up dead anyway.
“He spent most of the 1960s and 1970s stirring up rioters and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?tripping off his brain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? on cannabis”
Highly possible.
“What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s that on the cover? The camera isn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even in focus.”
It’s made on purpose.
Everyone likes different types of music. Bach probably wouldn’t have liked Country music (Bach is a classic music writer, who wrote music for the Church most of his life).
Great, once again, your article is full of nonsense, only the facts about drugs are probably true.
“I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an American of above average intelligence”
Yeah, and i suppose that means you have an ICQ of about… 80, maybe a bit higher.
But anyway, quite high for an average American!!
Europe laugh at you folks, just keep doing
Yours
I one time took it upon myself to investigate this so called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?spokesman of his generation?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? at some liberal noise party in Lexington Ky. His generation being the generation of unwashed liberal hippies, I should have suspected what I was in for besides the unpleasant olfactory experience.
Thank you for your sober comments. I usually find that liberals do not know how to react when confronted with such vivid 1st hand testimony. You have borne witness to the shameless degeneracy of the liberal world-view.
Part of STR.com’s mission is to confront the “sacred cows” of liberalism and expose them for the fraudlent, debauched lifestyles that they really are. Only by collecting accurate accounts of ultra-liberal excess will we be able to convince the majority of Americans that we have to do something about these agressive angry liberals who threaten our way of life.
I urge you all to submit your 1st hand accounts of crazy liberals on our Free Speech zone!
“Sam wrote: Now, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an American of above average intelligence,”
Hahahahaha hihihihihih hahahahaha.
Oh my!!! This is too rare! Sma thinks he has a brain!!!!!!
Yes, Bob Dylan is a dangerous freak. Imagine, in one song he actually “sings”: “Johnny’s in the basement Mixing up the medicine I’m on the pavement Thinking about the government”. Thinking! About the government! There’s no need, just blindly support it and pony up as much cash as you can for the republican campaign while doing so!
Sam Johnston has another article up, should you care? NO!
Just another narrow dim view on a subject he knows nothing about but that doesn’t stop him from spouting garbage anyway.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an American of above average intelligence?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
He he, this may explain lots of things :-D
Hopfully enough, all the americans I know are far above this “above average intelligence” :-P
“Part of STR.com?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s mission is to confront the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?sacred cows?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? of liberalism and expose them for the fraudlent, debauched lifestyles that they really are. Only by collecting accurate accounts of ultra-liberal excess will we be able to convince the majority of Americans that we have to do something about these agressive angry liberals who threaten our way of life.”
Ignoring dear old Tristan’s usual struggles with English grammar and spelling, I would ask him to apply some intellectual rigour to this exercise. I know it is a lot to hope, but can we see some references, rather than the usual spouting of hatred? I would imagine it would not be difficult to find an equal number of “accurate records of” ultra-right excess, in the US and elsewhere.
The reality, Tristan, is there are good and bad people; some of them are left wing, some right wing, some atheists, some believers. The commonality is they are human. Try to stop labelling classes of people and then saying they are bad. Your unattributed outpourings of hatred convince no-one other than those who do not use their brains. I would be interested in what STR is in favour of. We all know the (ever increasing) list of things you are against, but are you *for* anyone, other than those who agree with everything you say? What a boring society that would make.
I truly believe that if you were to meet Jesus Christ today, you would condemn him as a long-haired hippy liberal.
I read this column daily and I am not totally sure why. Other than it reminds me that real even does exist and needs to be punished. The writers of this column embody all the traits that every good dictator or mass murder does. Shelly, if you honestly think you are going to be going to heaven in the end I pity you. You and your twisted brother will be the first one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s that god walks right on by. Best of luck to you love, and pack a swim suite it is really really warm where you are going!
I read this column daily and I am not totally sure why. Other than it reminds me that real evil does exist and needs to be punished. The writers of this column embody all the traits that every good dictator or mass murder does. Shelly, if you honestly think you are going to be going to heaven in the end I pity you. You and your twisted brother will be the first one?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s that god walks right on by. Best of luck to you love, and pack a swim suite it is really really warm where you are going!
“I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an American of above average intelligence”
Now Sam that’s a VERY scary thing to say…
I am proud to say that I don’t know any Dillan (sounds like a stinking frenchman to me) song.
After reading your article I am very happy about that.
This quote of his… “?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? ” is typical liberal wannabe poetry.
Just take a sencence that does not not any sense at all and sell it as art.
Let me try this: “The worlds poverty adds up to a lot of wealth”.
Wow.. may I call myself an “artist” now?
I am sure that Bob Dillan will burn in hell, where he belongs!
Yes, there is a Hell!
Shelley Goodman
I’m french, and I can say that Dylan is not a french name and doesn’t sound french at all.
By the way, Bob Dylan’s real name is Robert Zimmerman and he recalled himself Bob Dylan in reference of the poet Dylan Thomas.
And I don’t even notice the “stinking frenchman” expression. It’s just so dumb… a four-year-old boy could have said something like that.
I suppose, Shelley dear, one of the important differences between Bob Dylan and yourself is, well, people *like* him.
Poor dog….
Anyway, Dylan rocks !!!!!
Albert: I think you meant IQ not ICQ, ICQ is an instant messenger thingy, the first one ever invented actually, IQ is “intellectual quotient”, still, generalizations make me sick.
Don;t dismess Dylan so quickly, Shelley! Listern to “With God on our Side” It;s all about how America kicks everyones butt! That was way back in 1963 he wrote that - back before drugs were invented and wrecked his brain.
Thousands of hours of so-called music and not one song that you can sing.
God said to Abraham: “Kill me a son”
Abe said: “Man you must be having me on.”
God said “No”
Abe said “Wha?”
God said “You can do anything you want Abe but,
Next time you see me coming you’d better run”
Abe said “Where’d you want this killing done”
God said “out on Highway 61″
There, all off the top of my head. Millions of people can remember that verse.
I can remember the rest of the song, but I can’t be bothered to type it out.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
What?! When? Who gives you the authority to say that Mr Dylan? Imagine what would happen if Our President and Commander in chief wore no clothes. This is too crazy to write about any more. And to think that Liberals claim this man is the greatest poet since Shakespeare! (Actually, Shakespeare is terrible too! But that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s another article!)
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a metaphor telling that even Baby Bush has to say the full truth sometimes. He does it almost never.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Money doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t talk, it swears.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Now, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m aware that Dylan (what kind of name is that? Is he a Brit or something?) is (clumsily) using a metaphor and not actually claiming that money makes noises, but what still, what does this sentence mean? Money buys things and helps the economy grow. What has that got to do with cuss-words?
And a lot of people actually kill for money, see your government.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Crazy! Is he calling the Bible a lie by inference. Not clever at all.
In this one, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t share his opinion. There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s simply no proof for the bible to be either a lie, a fairy tale (which it is most probably!) or the truth.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Not true. Death is different for all humans. Some of us (ie Christians) are going to heaven. Others (ie Bob Dylan and other crazy liberals) are going to hell.
You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re missing the point, Sam. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not about how you die. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s about that everyone has to die one day. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s life. And there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no such thing as heaven or hell, they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re just existing in the imagination of some people. (At least, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no proof for it!)
Dylan stirs up rioters at a so-called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Civil Rights?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ march in 1963. The woman behind him is an ultra-liberal trouble maker well-known to the FBI.
How do you know? The same FBI contacts you were giving my adress to? By the way, they haven?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t shown up till now. Can you say me if they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re coming? Or have they laughed at you and sent you home?
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Sam wrote: Now, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m an American of above average intelligence,?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
May I end this sentence? Yes? “…but without any proper education or the will to actually use my brain.”
Oh, and please stop to put everyone of a specific non-cristian religion (or atheists) as beeing bad from begin on. You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re using their inventions, after all. Things like the light bulb (Edison was an atheist!) or the infamous operation system of yours. (Yes, Bill Gates declared himself to be an atheist!) So if you hate everything and everybody not cristian, please stop writing in this blog, you only support those evil-doers by doing it.
And about name ranting: Goodman sounds like a self righteous holy-wannabee tome. Shuddery like a stinking communist. And Johnston like someone who has a dmaged brain. (Just look at that name!) So please stop ranting about names. You?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re not the only one who can do that.
The German Guy
Do something for society! IMPEACH BUSH!
“I dreamed I saw St. Augustine,
Alive with fiery breath,
And I dreamed I was amongst the ones
That put him out to death.
Oh, I awoke in anger,
So alone and terrified,
I put my fingers against the glass
And bowed my head and cried.”
“God knows that when you see it,
God knows you’ve got to weep,
God knows the secrets of your heart,
He’ll tell them to you when you’re asleep.”
“When a man he serves the Lord, it makes his life worthwhile.
It don’t matter ’bout his position, it don’t matter ’bout his lifestyle.
Talk about perfection, I ain’t never seen none
And there ain’t no man righteous, no not one.
Sometimes the devil likes to drive you from the neighborhood.
He’ll even work his ways through those whose intentions are good.
Some like to worship on the moon, others are worshipping the sun
And there ain’t no man righteous, no not one.”
“Oh God said to Abraham, “Kill me a son”
Abe says, “Man, you must be puttin’ me on”
God say, “No.” Abe say, “What?”
God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says, “Out on Highway 61.”
Are we talking about the same Bob Dylan. With lyrics like thse, seems like an artist that would be right up your alley. All these songs about god and such.
Shelley The Republican (a.k.a. Marilyn Manson)… Thanx 4 your tongue-in-cheek writings…
Tristan better check his music stores again, Bob Dylan had at least three Christian Gospel CDs (back then they were vinyl albums)between ‘79 and ‘83. “Slow train coming”, “Saved”, and “shot of love”. A snippet from “When He Returns” from the “Slow Train” CD:
“Surrender your crown on this blood-stained ground, take off your mask, He sees your deeds, He knows your needs even before you ask. How long can you falsify and deny what is real? How long can you hate yourself for the weakness you conceal? Of every earthly plan that be known to man, He is unconcerned, He’s got plans of His own to set up His throne When He returns.”
Shelley & Co. I respect your opinions but just have to ask you to enlighten us on what would be good, Christian, Conservative poetry?
Pat Boone is so much better than Bob (who?) Dylan.
Richard23 said:
Pat Boone is so much better than Bob (who?) Dylan.
Depends on personal taste. I think that the famous Bob Dylan?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s songs are way better than those of Pat (who?) Boone.
I will fuck you up the arse when you meet me in hell bitch!!!!!
i agree with u about shakespeare and dylan! here is a much better christian republican poet i found…
http://www.geocities.com/bold_leadership_4_a_better_world/
Listen, Sam I know you’re angry. You have trouble understanding well, anything. But don’t be upset. Go back. Learn. You might be able to hold a decent argument. Maybe just maybe you might come to your senses. And maybe realize everything isn’t as you concieve it, because like you have said repeatedly “I didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t understand.” Also I love you as a good christian should, I just think you need direction. I might even take you under my wing. Take care you ignorant hatemonger.
shelley hun i hate to be the one to tell you this no i’m gonna love telling you this your gonna be right there in hell along with heretics such as yourself.
from a damn proud liberal who doe’snt give a damn what these dumbass bible beating christians think.