The Race Issue
The Christian Republican solution to the problems presented by “people of color”. Forward thinking. Progressive. Compassionate. Loving.
As Republicans it is, of course, our mission from God to pretend to like “people of color”. They have so many votes nowadays, that it would be foolish to do otherwise.
We acknowledge sadly that America is in the middle of a crack-drug epidemic, that our airwaves are polluted by foul-mouthed hip-hop music and that “gun-crime” is everywhere, but to attribute these problems to any one race or segment of society is just foolish and wrong. The Democ-rat howls of fag rage would be heard from space if we were to do that and soon they’d have all the black folks voting for Al Gore. Which would be a disaster!
Al Gore wants black votes so he can grasp the handle of power and help bring in the reign of Satan. We Republicans have to stop this happening!
As Christians, we are of course aware of the Mark Of Cain and the Biblical prohibitions against inter-marriage and we understand the Biblical justifications for slavery. (And, by the way! Slavery wasn’t as bad as many people make out! As my friend Shelley has pointed out, the blacks were coming over and had no place to stay. The ’slave’ owners helped them out, really!) We keep quiet about these parts of the Bible, however, and even let people of color run their own churches and imagine that they will go to heaven as a reward for staying out of trouble and ensuring that our streets are kept clean, our burgers kept flipped and the shelves of our Wal-Mart’s stocked with goods.
Wal Mart: Where would it be without cheap black labor? Full of Mexicans. Do you want that?
When it comes to keeping things going, you just can’t beat black folks. As my Great Uncle Marty used to say, back when the word wasn’t so unpopular as democ-rat Liberals have made it now: “Them niggers could work the ass off of a donkey!” Great Uncle Marty always maintained that he wasn’t in the Klan out of racism, it was just to stop the black folks getting “uppity”. Quite right too. He was actually a compassionate man and even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants and that’s an example we could all follow to help foster understanding and friendship “across the great divide.”
The KKK. Most of these Christian soldiers were men of God. It’s Liberal propaganda which has “blackened” their name in recent years.
What’s more, we Republicans are tolerant sensible people and very much alive to the modern world. I myself have spoken to several black people and I have found them to be very well mannered, and even able to speak passable English. It’s also worth noting that nowadays some are even accepted into Universities on a special quota scheme and I’m told that they are able to dance and play basketball very commendably, bringing honor and trophies to their schools! Black people are also vital in the army, as front line troops testing out the dangers of enemy territory and bullets before white Christian soldiers are made to put their lives on the line.
Perhaps the finest “African American” in this nation’s Great history is Uncle Tom, a man who laid down his own life for what he believed in and always spoke with the greatest politeness to his masters. And, Yes! Yes! Yes! I know he was a work of fiction and perhaps too good to be true, but the enduring popularity of that great book by Harriet Beecher Stowe, shows that a real life Uncle Tom is a very real possibility. Indeed, Our President George W Bush has managed to insert several admirable ‘Uncle Tom’ type figures into his own government, thereby tricking a great number of black people into voting for him (those that his brother Jeb hadn’t successfully has struck off the electoral roll, anyway).
No one will forget the way that Colin Powell bravely made the case for war in Iraq and skillfully used the words that Republican speechwriters had put in his mouth to convince the UN and Tony Blair about the urgency of dealing with Weapons of Mass Destruction. And need I mention Condoleeza Rice? Here - to mix up the old clich? - the slave has almost outdone the master and I’d even consider voting for her in the primaries if she weren’t (of course) burdened by the Mark of Cain and a woman.
Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice: Faithful and true to their leader. They stand behind him and do as he says. Thank you guys!
Oh, and by the way. What a great idea is that one of Jeb Bush’s that I mentioned before in passing. How sensible it would be to make all black people felons and thereby deny them the right to vote! It would of course, make this whole article irrelevant, because without the vote we wouldn’t have to pay any mind to the needs and desires of “people of color” at all. But we republicans are nothing if not flexible and open to change and progressive policies every day. I could live with the decision. Just think: if we made every black person a felon (as George Bush is pretty much well on the way to doing now anyway!) their votes would count for nothing and it would be just like the good old days again!
Jesus! Jesus! God is Lord!
Sam Johnston, STR.com, equal opportunities advisor.
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Sam
Thanks very much for your great article. That is another great thing about Republicans, we are not afraid to call things by their names and get problems solved.
A couple of words about the “KKK”:
The “KKK” is really not that bad as they are portrait in the liberal media. They do a lot of good work. They provide not only shelter for the homeless but also provide legal advise in race discrimination matters, not unlike the extrem leftwing ACLU. All they want is equal oppurtunity for everybody. They stand up whenever there is discrimination against white people. And if you don’t believe that there is discrimination against white people, try to buy a burger at Burger King in Jamaica, NY in the middle of the night. That might be quite an eye opener for you, believe me.
Kind regards,
Shelley Goodman
Thank you, Sam for a well researched article. We Republicans are not afraid to tell it as it is - and I wouldnt be surprised if the liberals attack you for your honesty.
All you are doing is upholding the Truth as it is written in the Bible, now what could possibly be wrong with that?
When tackling the race issue we must also consider the needs of business: Business needs workers to accomplish essential tasks. We shouldnt get dragged into liberal debates about “minimum wage” or “civil rights”, as I see it, if foreigners and people of minorities complain about their conditions they should get another job.
We Republicans are the party of progress, not whining!
I would like to start this response by making it clearly known that I am a liberal and an agnostic. Now that we have the petty details out of the way, how do you justify that the color of one’s skin makes one person better than another? This country being the great country of America - in which the both of us are allowed our opinions and to share said opinions with each other - where all men and women are given equal opportunity to progress in life, how can you justify that people of color are ’supposed to’ work for white people. And pretending to like them only to get the votes? That is disgusting.
When the governmental system of this country was devised and put into action, it was made so that the Bible - and any religious text - was kept seperate from the Constitution so that religion would not influence the workings of the government. Also the reason why the government cannot interfere in religion or establish a national religion. America was meant to be a free place where people of all nationalities, skin colors, religions, and beliefs could come and try to make something for themselves. This gave all people an equal opportunity to succeed and an equal opportunity to fail. Any person who wants to apply him or her self to something can succeed in this country without discrimination. That’s supposed to be the idea that was set forth anyways.
In closing to my argument, I do not wish you to send prayers my way or hope I can see the correct way, because that would be blasphemy. Correct is relative to the person calling something such. I do not ask for your prayers but you may if you feel it is necessary to do so.
Derek
-Saxophonist, Liberal, Agnostic, Pro-choice, Open-minded, Free-willed, and in support of gay marriage.
black man black woman black baby, white man white woman white baby, balck man white woman black baby,white man black woman black baby. Man first stood up in Africa and if man is made in gods image god by definatition is black. Why are you frightened by the black gene. Everything you godfearing white folk know today comes outve the middle east and africa from mathematics to the wheel to civilisation to religion, so why do you fear the black race? btw its spelt Colour.
I just hope the article was tongue in cheek
“Slavery wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t as bad as many people make out! As my friend Shelley has pointed out, the blacks were coming over and had no place to stay. The ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥slave?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ owners helped them out, really”
Again for the umpteens time….. get your facts straigt..
American slave traders went to Africa, burned villages to the ground and killed those who resisted. They forced them to America, where they sold them for slavery, often dividing families, sending them to different parts of America,where they never got to see their loved ones again. They raped the women, and whipped or killed those who didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t work hard enough….
Sam said:
Great Uncle Marty always maintained that he wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t in the Klan out of racism, it was just to stop the black folks getting ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?uppity?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. Quite right too. He was actually a compassionate man and even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants”
Using them as his own private whores i guess….
The KKK is actually just as bad, or maybee even worse than the Neonazis..Since they founded their cult, they have tortured, raped or killed people for being black…
Sam also said:
“What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s more, we Republicans are tolerant sensible people and very much alive to the modern world. I myself have spoken to several black people and I have found them to be very well mannered, and even able to speak passable English. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s also worth noting that nowadays some are even accepted into Universities on a special quota scheme and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m told that they are able to dance and play basketball very commendably, bringing honor and trophies to their schools! Black people are also vital in the army, as front line troops testing out the dangers of enemy territory and bullets before white Christian soldiers are made to put their lives on the line.”
God you are sick… Sending Black soldiers out as a human shield for the white… Sam and “Christianity” should never be allowed in the same sentence…
This blog is not funny anymore.
I thought most if not all negroes were felons. Well I guess there’s still a lot of work to do. Thank’s Sam for calling a spade a “spade.” If only all good Christian Republicans were as honest in public. Obviously we talk about these things amongst ourselves in private because of liberal “politically correct” fascism. But this is our country and we have freedom of speech. The freedom to speak the Truth.
Another well researched and vetted article. If I had half the talent for writing that you do, you’d be twice as talented as me! Very inspirational stuff!
Nuke’em all!!
“And, by the way! Slavery wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t as bad as many people make out!”
No, after all, the slave owner could just do with them as he pleased, they weren’t considered as human, so he could kill, rape, sell, and so on….
“As my friend Shelley has pointed out, the blacks were coming over and had no place to stay.”
They were brought, by force, to be sold.
“He was actually a compassionate man and even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants”
Yeah, as long as he could have sex with
them, everything was alright ?
“Uncle Tom, a man who laid down his own life for what he believed in”
You don’t talk about the part where he gets beaten to death by his master ?
“How sensible it would be to make all black people felons”
On what legal claim ?
“open to change”
by going back to the good old days, where ou could slap and kill blacks ? that’s barbaric.
“The ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?KKK?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is really not that bad as they are portrait in the liberal media.”
They also killed many black people who tried to get equal rights, but you don’t care about that, do you ?
What happens if you try to buy a burger in Burger King in Jamaica (Jamaica isn’t in the US, by the way)?
You people are insane. INSANE I TELLS YA.
Take a good look around… we’re all here on this earth together. If you cant see that we are all created equal then you’re blinded by your own selfish greed. Skin color or beleifs are not separators. Your actions as an individual are. Judge people by what they do, not what they look like.
Im not american, and im not christian. Your website makes me look like a messenger of Satan for simply not being either. Who do you think you are? Did God come down from heaven and justify your CRAZINESS?????? As beleivers, do you really think this is what your god wants?
Open your eyes to the truth of your existance. If you keep on separating people in the way you do because it keeps you in power, you’re the ones going to hell.
I’ll be stood alongside my black skin coloured freinds laughing my ass off at you people as you descend into hell for your selfishness.
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your ideologies which creates terrorists, so it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your own fault if you are threatened by them….You can say what you wan?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t, but the way you portray Christianity doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t go along with the sacred words of the bible….your are twisting it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s words to benefit yourself…
Final proof this blog is a good satire. No human being, not even a Christian, could be that stupid.
Reminds me of Stephen Colbert’s “My black friend Alan” in a kind of way^^
Jesus was an man of colour…
SF : I also beleive this is a satire. Such a concentration of stupid claims could not be natural, As tristan often says, the articles must be a well reseached, to incorporate as much false statements.
But my concern is that it could be dangerous, since some people could believe those lies, and on the long run, assimilate the hate/criminal ideas presented on this site.
So, my message to the one(s) having fun begind the site is : PLEASE EITHER MAKE IT CLEAR IT IS A SATIRIC BLOG, PROVIDE AN EXPLAINED CORRECTION FOR EACH LYING/DANGEROUS ARTICLE, or simply stop the activity of str.com
No doubt it can be fun, but you are going a bit too far imho.
As a web publisher, you should respect a minimum decency …
I found one true partial sentence in that article:
“But we republicans are nothing”.
THAT I can agree with.
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slabymkus September 4th, 2006 6:49 am
Jesus was an man of colour?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
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and a jew…
if you looked at him, he’d look like a muslim (because he is North African).
Yup, I agree. This is not funny anymore. I knew this would come up, you guys are dangerous. By the way, I am a ‘man of color’. I’m from Europe and i studied at Columbia University, New York and worked in NYC for 5 years. I have contributed more to your county then you have. You now disgust me
I had heard somewhere that Condi Rice is pro-choice, by the way. Yes, and George Bush still hired her.
Also, if you’re looking for proof that the site is a parody, the references to Uncle Tom should do the trick, if not the use of WordPress, GPLed software (after at least one article heavily bashed the GPL in favor of BSD).
Surely, even in the Benighted States, inciting racial hatred is against the law. If this is satire, it is sick, if it is real, it is sicker.
I agree with the Dr parsons. If this is satire it is sick, if it is real its worse. You guys are starting to become a ‘terrorist threat’ to the national security of the USA. I hope +ou guys shut down. you sick perverts. whats next “rape,torture,peodophilia and the american way”????
It would have probably been very helpful for you to include the well documented research on the level of intelligence found in certain circles!
We all know what this means and even though it is considered politically incorrect, I’d like to think this blog was brave enough to put the truth out there!
Not to be outdone, I think many of your readers could have benefited from this information too. Even certain subclasses or subcultures have been measured for their levels of intelligence, this information is oftentimes widely suppressed.
We could all hope to aspire to the level of the President, now that would be something! He clearly was the better man in the Presidential race against Al Gore! And clearly, God was on his side too! All that conspiracy theories about rigged elections should be broadly ignored!
Just imagine what our country would be like if we had received Gore for our leader! It’s a horrifying thought - we’d all have to recycle our trash, pay homage to the poor and give equality to all races of color. We’d probaby not have gone to the Middle East and given those oppressed people the freedom and democracy that they deserve!
And I’m certain we’d have signed they Kyoto Protocols on global warming and been reduced to driving cars that got 35 miles to the gallon! The horror! Even the terrorist would have been left alone!
But what could have been wasnt’, was it? Clearly our God is great and very capable of handling our affairs, keeping the evil doers in check.
(And, by the way! Slavery wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t as bad as many people make out! As my friend Shelley has pointed out, the blacks were coming over and had no place to stay. The ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥slave?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ owners helped them out, really!)
Just that they didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t come over by free will but were forced to do so!
The KKK. Most of these Christian soldiers were men of God. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Liberal propaganda which has ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?blackened?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? their name in recent years.
Well if they didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t just hang, shot or beat sonmeone to death…..
How sensible it would be to make all black people felons and thereby deny them the right to vote!
Oh, yeah, do that. Will be fun to watch the second american civil war!
Tristan said:
When tackling the race issue we must also consider the needs of business: Business needs workers to accomplish essential tasks. We shouldnt get dragged into liberal debates about ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?minimum wage?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?civil rights?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, as I see it, if foreigners and people of minorities complain about their conditions they should get another job.
Wow, imagine a big factory and no one?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s going to work! The USA would be a very empty country without the immigrants, you know.
bubba said:
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?But we republicans are nothing?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
THAT I can agree with.
I agree too. 100%!
PS: @ the STR-Crew: Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you know that many coulored people have access to the internet? If they see your article here, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure they will vote Democrat. Thank you! Oh, nad you just give in that Jeb Bush cheated at the year 2000 elections by hindering black people from voting!
The German Guy
Do something for society! IMPEACH BUSH!
I would just LOVE to see Bush reestablishing slavery. It would be, like, a civil war.
By the way, black human shield soldier? already done in Vietnam, man.
Surely, even in the Benighted States, inciting racial hatred is against the law.
Could one of the US readers please phone the FBI and report this sick site for that?
Hey! I have an idea for Sam! Why don’t you go in front of Condi and Colin and say you love the KKK. I bet you’ll get yourself in jail.
I have reported this incitement to racial hatred to the sites host (dreamhost.com) they seem very ethical so hopefully this site will be shut down very quickly. Also reported to republican website, various anti-racism site and the FBI
People.. calm down. Shelley is one of us!
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On August 27th i emailed the honourable Judge Tayler, telling her about the article you wrote about her…So she might be looking into this aswell…
Don’t embarrass yourself. This almost hurts…
Truthseeker September 4th, 2006 3:16 pm
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I didn’t find it on the site, where is it ?
“I agree with the Dr parsons. If this is satire it is sick, if it is real its worse. You guys are starting to become a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?terrorist threat?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ to the national security of the USA. I hope +ou guys shut down. you sick perverts. whats next ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?rape,torture,peodophilia and the american way?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?????”
now that sounds like republican christians
stuck up conserveratives, i come form a rural town and i can count the ”people of colour” on my hand. and they are good people, shame on you for this racial slures, what would jesus do?
He wouldnt support you, he said to love on another. And dont you go saying he was white either, he was jewish, he was curcimsized, and given he livedi n the deseret, his skin must’ve been pretty tan. Almost black perhaps??? I dont know, i wasnt there, im just using common sense and my knowledge of the bible. Besides that, everyone knows u guys are just jealous cause consrveratives are to busy tightning up their asses so their cocks get suckedi nto their body partially, thats why their ever so small. But liek a small kid in the playgorund, u gotta make the big kids look bad anyway you can so u feel bigger. so FUCK YOU! And i dare you to print this arcticle out, post all over harlem and give em ur home adress. Then we will truely see how much black people like to protect their ”white christian overloards”
KKK’s name may had been “blackened” by liberal propaganda but people had been BURNED by them :x
“coming over”
more like brought over and that is to use an understatement.
are you saying that they came over willingly
are you on crack or something. do you have something stuck up your ass which is not making you think clearly.
“even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants” is that your phrasing of the acts where your not so great uncle raped his slaves?? i some how doubt he played chess with them or had them over his room to chat about thier invistment in the new york stock exchange.
“I myself have spoken to several black people”
and you just took that risk, shame on you didnt you think of your family
did you at least had life insurance before you did that.
“and even able to speak passable English. ”
no way, really. african americans who speak english, next you will be telling me your dog speak english, you make it sound as if martians speak english those are moslty people who have been in a mistly english speaking nation for over 3 generations what the hell is a surprise in that.
“thereby tricking a great number of black people into voting for him”
tricking
at least use a sophisticated word like convinced.
“the slave has almost outdone the master”
the slave?? slave @#$%#%
well i did not know that bush went out before his elections to the slave market to look for a fine loo… well maybe not so fine looking slave for his new mansion in california but then discovered she had a master in political science so decided to hire her at a very high ranking government job. slave!!
and a woman!! shelley is a woman if they are son incomptant why not you prove your manhood and takeover STR and calle it sam the republican you want even have to change the abbriviation. it will still be STR.com but the S will stand for sam “sam is you btw” hope i explained this to you in enough words as you republicans tend to be thick headed.
now our good old tuttle city tech boy er man. did you guys hear about his fight with the cent os tech team if not be sure to goolge cent os tuttle and you will luagh your asses off when yiu here his story with them.
“?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?minimum wage?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?civil rights?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
yeah those niggers should be thankful we feed them, minimum wage, to make an employer forced to pay wages no less than a certain very low wage, what un stupid idea, why pay a nigger 2 cents when you can pay a poper nigger one cent??
now to a new ruccring face here which i beleive will soon join the STR team and dazzle us with his wisdom richard 23: i hope 23 is not your age i thought all the idiots who used thier age/ birth year in thier nicknames are dead/ convereted but i guess i was wrong:
“Thank?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Sam for calling a spade a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?spade.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? ”
ok ill follow his example you “shelley tristian sam richard and bush and alot of republicans not all of them though” are lying idiots sexist racist fachist stupid hell fuel “that means not only will you go to hell you will be what they burn so that they can use to put other hell goers on fire.
theres your spade
now to the toher and i wont say good people who replied ill just say people because obviously STR team are not people. im an egyptian liberal athiest and until recently i thought of america as a democratic cnoutry with some flwas, but quite frankly now i thik of it as a flwaed fachist country with some democracy hint left over like the after taste you feel in your mounth after a candy bar, democracy in america is gone. what little is left over is just momentum that will eventually vanish as bush has his foot on the breaks of the democracy train, i cant talk to you as am the last one to talk look at the government im under, but i least i can say that we liberal egyptians cant remove mubarak partly becuase bush shamefully supports him, but what do you people say to yourself, if i were an american i would sacrifice everything i have to return america to its former rightful place. i think the fight you people are facing is far more important then the american civil war or even the war of independce.
What’s all this talk about Our Lord being a man of Color? have you never seen pictures of Jesus? He is a white man with a beard! (by the way, only Jesus is allowed a beard) Everyone knows that.
“coming over”
more like brought over and that is to use an understatement.
are you saying that they came over willingly
are you on crack or something. do you have something stuck up your ass which is not making you think clearly.
“even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants” is that your phrasing of the acts where your not so great uncle raped his slaves?? i some how doubt he played chess with them or had them over his room to chat about thier invistment in the new york stock exchange.
“I myself have spoken to several black people”
and you just took that risk, shame on you didnt you think of your family
did you at least had life insurance before you did that.
“and even able to speak passable English. ”
no way, really. african americans who speak english, next you will be telling me your dog speak english, you make it sound as if martians speak english those are moslty people who have been in a mistly english speaking nation for over 3 generations what the hell is a surprise in that.
“thereby tricking a great number of black people into voting for him”
tricking
at least use a sophisticated word like convinced.
“the slave has almost outdone the master”
the slave?? slave @#$%#%
well i did not know that bush went out before his elections to the slave market to look for a fine loo… well maybe not so fine looking slave for his new mansion in california but then discovered she had a master in political science so decided to hire her at a very high ranking government job. slave!!
and a woman!! shelley is a woman if they are son incomptant why not you prove your manhood and takeover STR and calle it sam the republican you want even have to change the abbriviation. it will still be STR.com but the S will stand for sam “sam is you btw” hope i explained this to you in enough words as you republicans tend to be thick headed.
now our good old tuttle city tech boy er man. did you guys hear about his fight with the cent os tech team if not be sure to goolge cent os tuttle and you will luagh your asses off when yiu here his story with them.
“?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?minimum wage?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?civil rights?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
yeah those niggers should be thankful we feed them, minimum wage, to make an employer forced to pay wages no less than a certain very low wage, what un stupid idea, why pay a nigger 2 cents when you can pay a poper nigger one cent??
now to a new ruccring face here which i beleive will soon join the STR team and dazzle us with his wisdom richard 23: i hope 23 is not your age i thought all the idiots who used thier age/ birth year in thier nicknames are dead/ convereted but i guess i was wrong:
“Thank?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Sam for calling a spade a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?spade.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? ”
ok ill follow his example you “shelley tristian sam richard and bush and alot of republicans not all of them though” are lying idiots sexist racist fachist stupid hell fuel “that means not only will you go to hell you will be what they burn so that they can use to put other hell goers on fire.
theres your spade
now to the toher and i wont say good people who replied ill just say people because obviously STR team are not people. im an egyptian liberal athiest and until recently i thought of america as a democratic cnoutry with some flwas, but quite frankly now i thik of it as a flwaed fachist country with some democracy hint left over like the after taste you feel in your mounth after a candy bar, democracy in america is gone. what little is left over is just momentum that will eventually vanish as bush has his foot on the breaks of the democracy train, i cant talk to you as am the last one to talk look at the government im under, but i least i can say that we liberal egyptians cant remove mubarak partly becuase bush shamefully supports him, but what do you people say to yourself, if i were an american i would sacrifice everything i have to return america to its former rightful place. i think the fight you people are facing is far more important then the american civil war or even the war of independce.
yeah that instant camera which they took jesus picture with in the forst century is amazing.
do you know that some churches in egypt have pictures of jesus in which he is not black but has a tan like what we call meditranian cocasian which is a little whiter than indians but not quite as white as anglo saxons.
african churches in sub shara countries have pictures that are very old of jeses which depict him as a black man.
@sam:
“only Jesus is allowed a beard”
why does he have a licesence for it from the DMV.
I thought your comment about the KKK being soldiers of God was completely riddiculous. History books have taught us that the KKK were the first terrorists in America. If you want to fight terrorism then you commit suicide right away. That action could possibly save America.
Hope you burn well in Hell!
I still maintain that this website is the work of The Lord Jesus. It’s a gift from God, a fine representative of republican America. I’m just delighted at how far these folks are willing to take their holy quest. It seems the Americans who are behind this are getting more and more brave, and going to more and more extreme measures to crush the Democ-rat adversry. God Bless Aemerica!. This has turned into a rod of light! And it’s time to pray in thanks. All Democ-rats have a voracious appetite for attention, and get an overwhelmingly intense ‘high’ from shocking people. My question is, hasn’t their twisted appetite and thirst for attention been slaked yet ? How much longer are they willing to continue this demented prank ? Thank God the STR team are fighting them!
I rarely every pray for anyone, let alone myself, but I ask the Lord to forgive you all. And God Bless America!
Sam said:
What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s all this talk about Our Lord being a man of Color? have you never seen pictures of Jesus? He is a white man with a beard! (by the way, only Jesus is allowed a beard) Everyone knows that.
Who has made those pictures? White men. They?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re unreliable. Telling his geographic origin, it is much more likely for Jesus to be either of arabic or of african origin.
The German Guy
Reclaim your country! IMPEACH BUSH?Ǭ¨?
That’s just typical German Guy. Casting doubt on Biblical truth and images… Next you’ll be saying that the Bible is unreliable because that’s written by a white man (ie God).
I still maintain that this website is a sham. It’s a parody, an overly-done caricature of republicans. I’m just bothered at how far these folks are willing to take this prank. It seems the pranksters who are behind this are getting more and more desperate, and resorting to more and more extreme measures to heighten the shock value. It’s not funny anymore. This has turned into a sick joke, and it’s time to stop. All pranksters have a voracious appetite for attention, and get an overwhelmingly intense ‘high’ from shocking people. My question is, hasn’t their twisted appetite and thirst for attention been slaked yet ? How much longer are they willing to continue this demented prank ?
I rarely every pray for anyone, let alone myself, but I ask the Lord to forgive you all.
@Sam Johnston
In the original Bible there are no images. The bible was not written by god, it was written by men around thousand years ago and the old testament has been copied out of books from jews. The men that have wirtten the bible came from the mediteran area, so it would wonder me if all were white. Perhaps they all had a very good tan, but who knows? Or are people from Italy, Greek or the Turkye are white for you?
Of course I mean the bible or better the new testament was written about one and a half thousand years ago. Sorry for this mistake!
since sam said somewhere else on this blog:
“Dear Dr Parsons,
I have been noting your comments for a long time now (By the way! You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re going to hell!) and I see that you seem to be running out of arguments. I will take your absence as an admission of defeat.”
i have also been posting on this blog and i know see rarely you making a valid argument and in this thread you have not answered by 3 previous posts i take this as you admiting that slavery was a horrible act the KKK is a fachist movement for hatred and that jeses is of mideteranian tanned skin. thanks sam for bieng the tool we prove our point with,when you go to hell say hi to uncle marty for me. maybe he is having a good time only with the female devils in hell too.
Today I’m goig to teach you about bad Karma.
Bad karma is the system god inserted into reality to judge and control evil doing, since doing evil things is easier than doing bad things, this system allows to prevent reality turning evil.
Ok, by posting such foolish things without annoucing that they are a joke (because they MUST be a joke). You are making some people believeing in them.
The more people believe they are real, the more painful and longer your punishment will be.
Get ready, dear, you are going to be judged!
@Sam Johnston
Or are people from Italy, Greek or the Turkye are white for you?
Yes, they are, in Italy and Greek 90% of population is Mediterranean-Caucasian. In Turey, 60% of population are. The bible was written in the eastern sides of the mediterranean area and far southwestern, in africa and middle east, the west side of de Mediterranean is Europe, were most of US people are originally from.
Sam said:
That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s just typical German Guy. Casting doubt on Biblical truth and images?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Next you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll be saying that the Bible is unreliable because that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s written by a white man (ie God).
How do you know that god is white? There are no pictures of him in the bible. Painting one is in fact against the first commandement! And there are no images of Jesus either. only in those new american bibles that vary alot from the old originals.
PS: And yes, the bible was written by men. They may have talked to god when doing it if you wish to believe it, but they were men.
PPS: Sam, you said you would send the FBI after me. Why do they take THAT long?
The German Guy
Reclaim your country! IMPEACH BUSH
Okay, I am now 110% sure this site has to be the work of God to see just how MANY people will buy into it :P
Good stuff, thanks for the FREE judgement calls… you dont get this kinda truth even on Fox…
proud german why are you such an evil doubt making athiest
dont you beleive that GOD keeps up woth modern science
“only in those new american bibles that vary alot from the old originals.”
when american “prophets” started making the new biblw in the 1900’s god faxed them a new picture of himself, which explains why the picture looks nothing like old pictures which were historically taken because GOD got older.
@simpson.
You may think it’s funny to re-word mellstrom’s Christian commnetary like that, but you can be the Lord God doesn’t. And you don’t want to get Him angry.
Is there no end to Liberal infamy?????!!!!
Reading the terms and condition (4) truly opened my eyes. so did this last article. It had to be some sort of prank, hence I can appreciate even more. I guess no one in their right mind could publish such drivle on the internet without having a ball about how dingbats from the Right actually thinks…
Maarten
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