Project European Freedom
Friends,
As you know one of Christ’s commandments to the faithful is Evangelism. We are instructed to spread the good news to all of mankind. This is something we Baptists hold dear. Usually our missionary work is close to home, but I think you will all agree that we have been rather successful on our “home turf”, it’s time to expand our operation and claim souls further-afield in Christ’s name.
“Project Free Europe” was funded by your contributions to STR.com. We bring Christ’s message to Godless nations thanks to your money, support and prayers.
Normally, this would involve a mission to a nearby Blue-State, however this year your donations to this site funded the STR.com prayer-team on a unique act of evangelism. We decided to travel from the heartland of the USA to the heartland of the country that has done the most to support terrorism, and has consistently fought against world freedom: France
We picked a region of central France that looked most similar to my own Oklahoma. Most people in this area are simple country folk; farm-workers just like my own grandparents. The bible teaches us that simple folk are often the most receptive to the Good News. Unfortunately we soon discovered that the devil was ready to oppose us on his home ground.
A typical French shop - closed, boarded up and out of business. The French economy is stagnating. The retail experience resembles that of post-soviet Russia.
The first thing you have to know about France is that it has reached a state of terminal economic stagnation. If you want to see this for yourself, try standing on a urban main-street at just after mid-day, the time when in our own home towns the hard-working christian business-men would be doing a brisk trade. The French street is an example of commercial woe. The shops are shut, the street is deserted: It’s like a ghost town. This is the modern France after it was completely ransacked by Muslim rioters in 2005.
In 2005 France’s huge Muslim population rebelled, going on a nationwide rampage of death and destruction. France’s ill-equiped police force was barely able to contain the damage. The result is the crippled country we see today. This is precisely what the Democrats want for America.
The next thing you need to know about the French is that they are lazy. The French language has no word for “entrepreneur”, because self-motivation is completely unknown in this Godless land.
The few French who have jobs only turn up when they are not on strike (which is most of the time), and then when they do decide to show up for work they generally work in a half-hearted disdainful way. The Frenchman will pack up sometime before mid-day for no particular reason and drink himself silly on the region’s acrid wines and smoke a few “Jazz Cigarettes”, before shuffling listlessly back to work.
After work, this morally depraved wreck of humanity will shuffle to one of the many local drinking dens and get himself blindly drunk. If you were to confront a frenchman and tell him that his lifestyle is dooming him to an eternity in Hell, he will probabably laugh at you and tell you that he does not care. The Frenchman has already made a death-pact with Satan.
Christ teaches us that adversity often brings faith, so we set up our first base in the small agricultural town of Chinon, Frace next to the lazy river Loire. Joined by a small huddle of STR.com supporters we began bearing witness to Christ’s love in this godless town of drunkards. At first we felt that we were being ignored by the ignorant Frenchmen that live in this town, but gradually we found ourselves at the center of a large and growing audience.
“And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. - the same thing happened to us that day!
Friends, we Christians know that miracles do happen every day. Those of us who pray know that God provides and on that day, the very first day of Mission Europe, the spirit of God filled us all and we began speaking in tongues. It was as if the air became electrified and the Spirit of God spoke through us, shouting Christ’s message to all who came to listen. We were speaking no human language, but the language of God. I just know that souls were saved, and God was pleased with our work.
When our congregation was over we handed out King James bibles, the only version of the bible that is authorized by God. We were distressed to learn that very few of the Frenchmen could speak, let alone read American, preferring their own savage illiterate tongue. We resolved that this would be the work of a subsequent mission, to teach these hateful wretches God’s language.
French illegal immigrants like this man often use decption to obtain an American work-permit or “Green Card”. Their goal is to seduce our American women and steal our jobs. They should be prevented from entering the USA on account of their perverse pro-terrorist views.
But once again, the Devil sent his minions to try us; A frenchman approached as we were handing out bibles and educational tracts. At first it was hard to understand what he was trying to say throuh his absurd, outlandish accent, but eventually it dawned on us that he was congratulating us for what he believed to be a street theater performance.
We at STR.com have developed a thick skin against liberal taunts. They are allways incorrectly accusing us of being a satire, but in that moment we learnt that French liberals were no different from American liberals. What was the point in telling him he was going to hell - the whole nation is damned anyway, so what difference does one more sinner in this godless cess-pit make?
This wine is typical of what is drunk in France. Le Piat D’Or is one of the more popular French brands. Personally I would prfer a cool Bud to the disgusting wine that the French prefer.
Finally, while I usually abstain from alcoholic drink, I confess that after a long day of witnessing for Christ, I like a cool beer. Finding a good beer in that region of France proved to be impossible. None of the bars in the town could sell us a Bud or a Coors or any beverage untainted by French queerness.
The King of Beers. This original American product is not available in most of Europe, including France because the French are offended by our principles of hard work, family and love of God. Instead, the french drink crudely brewed local wines. These are of inconstent quality, typically unpleasantly acrid or bitter.
I explained to the rustic bar-man that a Budweiser is the “King of Beers”, and made by hard working Christian Americans. Instead he offered me the local sour-tasting wine that Frenchmen use to stupefy their atheist souls every night. He served this with a bowl of raw minced beef on which a raw egg had been cracked. Disgusting food for a savage, godless nation.
My advice to you dear friends is do not expect to drink or dine well in this wretched country. If we had known what we were getting into, we would have packed up and left right away, but it seems that God had further challenges for us… (to be continued)
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Yeah! You are right Shelley! We should destroy every french pollution serif that trash our beloved country! Starting at the statue of liberty, of course. We don’t want that gruesome french present in our country. Everyone knows that they did not anything to help us in getting our independence, nor those spaniard liberals. It was just the pure american blood which drenched the floor.
I agree, the Statue of Liberty is a disgustingly queer french oddity. Only the New Yorkers could put up with something like that… If you want to see a real statue of liberty I recomend looking for the statue of George H. W. Bush in the check-in lobby of George Bush International Airport, Houston, TX.
Now that’s a statue of true Freedom!
If anybody is able to provide me with a link to this truly inspirational work of art I would be just delighted.
Ah Tristan, what a great article again. May I, as usual, correct a few mistakes?
God’s language is american? yeah sure, american is not even a language, you speak English. And I don’t think the Christ spoke american. Few french speaks decent english, I admit. But do you speak a decent french, tristan, or do you speak only “american”?
Wine is superior to beer. why? because the christ drank wine, of course.
Your “french illegal immigrant” is, as a matter of fact, a wine producer. It’s only his side job, as he is also one of the most famous french actor (but I wouldn’t expect you to know him, as french films don’t work well in foreign countries)
In 2005, muslims rioted, yes. Only in some suburbian areas, and the police did his job correctly. As they were regretfull event, “nationwide” seems a bit exagerative, and I haven’t seen any incident myself.
You can find Budweisers in France. I admit they are not common, but it’s not impossible to find, look harder next time.
Fortunately, all north americans are not like you. Thank you my God ! Would be better for you to go back to school and study a little bit more. Your ignorance is pathetic.
“The french has no word for “enrepreneur” !.( GWB).
To comment this post would be a waste of time.
Moving.
JPH. Normandy, France.
hahahahahaha, you blind stupid christ….i smoked some weed with god last night!! No shit!! He told me that u’r gay and dat u like suckin’ big dicks but also raping little boys behind closed doors with your christen friends….hahahahaha
mmmmmmmmm’kaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stupid child, do your homework …
You already know that your ‘famous’ beer is brewed by a German? It was Eberhard Anheuser from Bad Kreuznach, Germany, who created this famous beer.
And he was inspired by czech ‘Pilsener beer’ brewed in Budweis.
Maybe you could take a look at your beloved msn-search and ask this machine about the ‘Bud Battle’.
Dear Tristan,
I really appriciate what you’ve been trying to give us, the Godless Europeans. Unfortunately, the farmers in the Swiss Alps are about to loose their faith in God aswell. I surely know that it is not easy to fullfill the Saviour’s will, but nevertheless I can not understandy why you left Europe so early. It is so long a journey from Europa back to America; with not only 10% of the distance, you could have reached Berne and from there withing 30 Minutes the beautifull Emmental. The Emmental (by the way: origin of Ben Roethlisberger, the famous Football-Player) is a really sound area, mostly inhabited by farmers. Aswell, it is (was) the home of Jeremias Gotthelf [Pastor and Christian author; Biography: http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1E1-gotthelf.html. He tried -like you do - to convince the people of the Christian belief almost two centuries ago, but he never achieved his goal. Maybe you could carry on his work, next time you’re visiting Europe?
However, I would be glad to translate for you, since these people hardly speak anything else than the local “B??Ǭßrnd??Ǭ?tsch” language.
Yours,
Marc
p.s.
please let us know next time you’re in Europe!
Dear Shelley,
Next time I advise you to go to Vatican and there teach about God’s Word and God’s language.
I’ve never been to USA but I really hope that not all of the Americans (Republican, Liberal, whatever) are like you. When I’m reading your articles it reminds me the situation from Orwell’s books.
BTW: Budweiser ISN’T by any means original american beer. It came from Germany.
“The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?enrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?,”
Come on, this HAS got to be a joke. The word “entrepreneur” (with a ‘t’, thank you very much) IS French.
Thanks for the laughs!
Another stupid article!
Tristan teaches your self a little bit more and then writes something again. The French?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s are great nation, the American?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s are too. But you are the shame for all people around the world.
—————————————————————–kill_u
The Bulgarian GNU/Linux user
You are really great comedians.
But didn’t you say that ironic and satire are evil techniques?
Whatever, keep going, I like this weird and funny stuff :)
And yes, evil Gerard Depardieu only wants YOUR job ^^
Clemens
@ Tristan
“After work, this morally depraved wreck of humanity will shuffle to one of the many local drinking dens and get himself blindly drunk”
Here are some stats for you:
Lifestyle Statistics > Undesirable neighbours > Heavy drinkers by country
Rank Countries Amount (top to bottom)
#1 United States 61%
#2 Australia 60%
#3 Austria 60%
#4 Netherlands 60%
#5 Japan 58%
#6 Germany 56%
#7 Canada 55%
#8 Finland 54%
#9 Italy 51%
#10 France 50%
#11 Belgium 49%
#12 Sweden 41%
#13 Switzerland 35%
#14 Norway 34%
#15 Denmark 34%
#16 Ireland 34%
Weighted average: 49.5%
Tristan, tu es vraiment con.
And you say this is not satire! Of course it is, there are no real people as ignorant as you, you just want to make us laugh, yes? You succeed. You insult my country all you like, my little friend, we have good laughs at you!
Hey @True Christian September in these stats I didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t see the Russian. They drink more.
kill_u
The Bulgarian GNU/Linux user
Marc stfu you are the shame of my country, like all the one who vote for this evil Blocher…
Ahh, good article. Imagine the French language not having a word for business man. Gosh these French are crazy. That’s great research Tristan;-)
People, it is God’s will that America rules the earth, get it.
God Bless America!
I’ll soon stop reading this page, because nothing seems accurate
“People, it is God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s will that America rules the earth, get it.”
So sayth the muslims too.
“Imagine the French language not having a word for business man. ”
homme d’affaires.
“That’s the problem with France, they have no French word for entrepreneur”
-George W. Bush, 2004 coooomeeeedyyyy
Religion is not freedom, unless the county is secular. Governments pushing a particular religion will instead damage religion. For religion diversity is good tha’t why the neocons shouldn’y push for christianity in the country.
France:
Roman Catholic 83%-88%, Protestant 2%, Jewish 1%, Muslim 5%-10%, unaffiliated 4%
USA:
Protestant 52%, Roman Catholic 24%, Mormon 2%, Jewish 1%, Muslim 1%, other 10%, none 10% (2002 est.)
so 4% in France and 10% in USA, so I guess USA is the godless country ;)
Population below poverty line: 6.5% vs 12%
“As you know one of Christ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s commandments to the faithful is Evangelism. We are instructed to spread the good news to all of mankind”
Do you support all the things in the bible? Like slavery?
I know that most of these have already been mentioned - I’m just summing up:
1. The word “entrepreneur” IS french.
2. Budweiser came from Germany.
3. Jesus turned water into wine. Now don’t tell me that wine was a bad thing.
4. according to http://www.worldfactsandfigures.com/religion.php Christians make up 92 % of the French population. Do you still consider that country a country in Satan’s hands? (by the way, there even is a saying about the French being Christians: If someone “behaves like God in France” this means he behaves like he is allowed to do everything, because God is considered the highest authority in France)
5. You can be glad the guy who thought you had been performing a theater play didn’t ask you if you were crazy. I’ve seen a lot of people who babbled in ridiculous, non-existing languages and usually they belong to sects like Jehova’s witnesses.
6. There are people who do not want anyone to try and make them Christians. Think about it.
7. American is no language. American English on the other hand is just a lazier type of the good old “British English”.
8. Just as a side question: If all of France is going to hell anyway, then why do you even try to “save” them? Don’t you have anything better to do in your spare time?
God bless those equipped with brains!
Sen
1. Typical liberal, you think you are smarter and better informed than our President.
2. No, it is made in America. You must be thinking of some cheap adulterated Euro-trash fake.
3. That was because the Hebrews did not have a word for Beer. I am sure Christ’s holy wine was a great deal better than the filth people drink in France.
4. Statistics can lie - in this case one need only experience the godless ways of the French to know that your figures are bogus.
5. I was speaking a very real language: The language of God. Anybody who is full of the holy spirit can understand it. The only people who babble incoherently are the French and the Liberals.
6. Yes, the bible teaches us that those people are posessed by demons. It is our duty to help cast out those demons by witnessing for Christ’s love.
7. American is the language spoken by the Americans. If you want to see just how different American and your “English” are, please read our recent article about “Great” Britian and the odd way they speak.
8. As I stated in my article - it is one of the Bible’s commandments.
Tristan, mon petit, my neighbour’s 10 year old daughter is smarter and better informed than your president. Mickey Mouse is better informed than your president. Almost anyone able to dress themself is smarter than your president. Putain de merde!
Babbling frenchman.
@ Tristan Shutupery
4. Statistics can lie - in this case one need only experience the godless ways of the French to know that your figures are bogus.
And where are they bogus, give me some counter facts instead of your blabbering…. And where in the the bible does it say that America is Gods chosen country???? NOwhere
here are my facts
http://www.finfacts.com/biz10/worldstatistics.htm
1. That’s not difficult. His mind is not in the best of shape and his knowledge levels are in many cases extremely limited.
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
“I’m not going to play like I’ve been a person who’s spent hours involved with foreign policy. I am who I am.”
– Not even hours? News Hour with Jim Lehrer, Apr. 27, 2000
He has also admitted that he’s not really a reader, he’s more of a gut instict guy.
4. You have already received two statics by two different persons. Mine are from CIA’s factbook.
5. He didn’t speak English for sure and waddaya you know, he probably wasn’t even white :)
Do you agree with Jesus that people should help the poor and helpless? Would you really welcome his return?
6. There are no demons. Many people with serious mental problems have been killed since priests and other have tried to cure them with exorcism. Recently media reported that a priest tried to rape a lesbian demon out a lesbian woman and one guy in Africa tried to do what Jesus did, walk on water. He drowned. And there is no evidence of that religious healing works, sorry to say, would’ve been great. Talk about making healtcare a lot cheaper :)
7. Determined by where you were born. British english is far older than American English.
8. Have you told president Bush about 3, 6, 7 and 9? Could add probably a few more of them. Like attending Bohemian Grove which is anything but a christian faith. Instead they have a “great owl” which name I’ve forgotten. Molok or something. There are also skulls and other symbols around the supersecret place where the elite meet.
Compassiante conservatism is a neocon/rove tactic to make people believe that they actually are compassionate… to me the two words form an oxymoron.
In case you care to know, the french company that produces police protective gear (Protecop) also sells worldwide (NATO, UN, northern Ireland police, Argentinian gendarmeria…), because their product is the best on the market. With such equipment, well trained policemen need to use force only in extreme condition, when someone’s life is at risk. That’s another madness of the French : they value human life more than expensive private properties.
Why can’t they understand that killing a rioter is better than letting him destroy one million euros worth of public or private belongings? Because they’re liberals !
Ahh the joy of open discourse….
Anyway I not sure what this whole wine/water issue is that people get so heated about.
I can turn any amount of wine into water on demand….Does that mean Shelley and Tristan have to worship me?
TTFN
@Swissguy
nume nid grad ufrege, kei angst, mi n??Ǭßrvt di liebi shelley mit ihrne kollege ca..
[The rest of this post was deleted for being written in a Godless un-American language]
Nicolas, I think irony is too difficult for pauvre petit Tristan. He only understand ‘facts’.
[The rest of this post was deleted for being written in a Godless un-American language]
So the people in foreign countries you want to convert to christianity, should they also be converted to speak English as well? ;)
No habla Inglis? Usted va al infierno!
For what I know, Spanish is the most speaken language in the whole America (you know, your piece of earth which cover from alaska, to argentina, in the south america)
So… Spanish is not an Un-american language.
But you single brain cell won’t be enought to understand this I think.
And yes, i will go to hell, to keep myself warm in winter, and tanned on summer.
PS: I’m still waiting for your comments about Spain. I will love to laught at it :D
Wow, seems like another typical (misinformed, badly spelt and to the purpose of informations totally useless) STR-article.
Here are some corrections:
Godless france has a higher percentage of christians than the godless USA.
Entrepeneur is a french word. Georgie should buy a dictionary. Seriously.
Budweiser was invented by a german immigrating to the USA. There is not much Budweiser in europe, because (most) european beer is just better than that stuff. Budweiser just doen?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t sell really good in europe.
There is no language called “American”. There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s only a strange and lazy spelt accent of the good ol?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•british language. (And if there had been one vote more, Tristan, you would speak German!)
Oh, and that immigrant is a world famous actor. He actually won even some oscars, I think.
The riots in 2005 weren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t widely spread. And the police did a good job to preserve them.
When the King James is the only true bible version, does this mean that even the founders of christianity used a wrong book? Cause the King James bible didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t exist then.
There are no such things as demons. At least there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no proof of it. (And no, the bible is no evidence, it isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even proven to be true.)
Oh nad about your article about Atheism, Part II: When everyone smarter than you is an atheists, then there are very few christians on this world, because Shelley, 99% of the world?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s populationj is smarter than you!
The German Guy
Do something for society! IMPEACH BUSH!
Come on, STR, let us hear the views of you wise people on the rest of Europe. Please to tell us where we go so wrong, why our cars are terrible like Mercedes Benz, not like your wonderful Chevrolet. We know that French food cannot be as good as McDonalds, but please help us learn to be better at everything and as clever as you all. Also, I was hoping to learn more from you about Voltaire, a hero of mine. I am sure your understanding would be better than my prof at the lyc??Ǭ©e.
Schoppenhauer said : religions are like glow-worm, in order to shine they need darkness
the French drink Piet D’or????? LOL. That is the funniest thing I think I’ve read on here eveh!
Just a little thing more ( i will not repeat all that have been spotted above )
The riots in 2005 were NOT due to muslims… It was a reaction to the death of a young man who was trying to escape the police and died… And those dangerous muslims you are talking soooo much about tried to stop the rioters.
Shelley, and all people of the STR team… All my prayers are for you. May God forgive you for all your lies and all the racism and xenophobia you are spreading.
@Proud German
Hallo mein freund, Gut dass du wieder zur??Ǭ?ck bist :o)
I remember someone in here, where i got the Bush quotes from…well here?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the link, enjoy ;o)
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
And as a wise guy in here says:
Do something for society! IMPEACH BUSH!
GET ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THE BORDER, AND I’LL TAKE MY CHAV OFF IT’S LEASH.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushfishingvacation.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushguitarsuperdome.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushworstdisaster.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushguitarseal.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushnero.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushdonothing.htm
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushbj.htm
Impeach Bush ? I discover this great song on Colbert Report.
It’s Neil Young’s :
Let?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s impeach the president for lying
And leading our country into war
Abusing all the power that we gave him
And shipping all our money out the door
He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the man who hired all the criminals
The White House shadows who hide behind closed doors
And bend the facts to fit with their new stories
Of why we have to send our men to war
Let?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s impeach the president for spying
On citizens inside their own homes
Breaking every law in the country
By tapping our computers and telephones
What if Al Qaeda blew up the levees
Would New Orleans have been safer that way
Sheltered by our government?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s protection
Or was someone just not home that day?
Let?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s impeach the president
For hijacking our religion and using it to get elected
Dividing our country into colors
And still leaving black people neglected
Thank god he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s cracking down on steroids
Since he sold his old baseball team
There?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s lot of people looking at big trouble
But of course the president is clean
Thank God
@Tristan : stop talking about this ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥ beer ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™, it’s urine. I heard that you got some great wine in California, you should talk about it. (And I never heard about ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥ Piat D’Or ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™, strange name indeed)
?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥ Yes, the bible teaches us that those people are posessed by demons. It is our duty to help cast out those demons by witnessing for Christ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s love. ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™
Is it your jihad ( ???? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jihad ) ?
People will not accept a truth that they do not WANT to believe.
For you to experience REAL truth, you would have to question what you BELIEVE to be true. Fundamental Christians, of which I was one before I saw the real light of truth, have the hardest time with this. The only ones that have a more difficult time receiveing the REAL truth are Fundamental Christians from Oklahoma.
I’m French.
How can you write so stupid things?
continue, it’s so fun!
American Beer is like making love in a canoe.
It’s f[oul word deleted] close to water.
French, Germain ,Spanish , British is the base of your culture. The origin of your religion is in those country. All stupid relious thing came from Europa. You know about the Vatican , the real state of god ?
Your language came frome Europa. Your country is just a stupid agressive child . You don’t understant price of life , price of difference. If you are realy a good christian you know that war is a godless act because god not allow to kill even if you don’t agree and you country is in war since 11/09 and kill a lot and not only terrorist but women and children too.
A good christian is against the war . A good christian love every one even the godless people. A good christian have to pray for godless people ,speak to them , to understand and if they don’t agree to let them believe in their own religion
If you don’t act like this you will go to hell. And if you believe in what you write here , I gave no doubt about the final destination of the STR-team.
I will pray for your soul because you are ignorant , and ignorance is one of the worst sin.
The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
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@Proud German
Hallo mein freund, Gut dass du wieder zur??Ǭ?ck bist :o)
I remember someone in here, where i got the Bush quotes from?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?well here?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the link, enjoy ;o)
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
And as a wise guy in here says:
Do something for society! IMPEACH BUSH!
Thanks. Well, my vacations are over, that means that I can only visit an I-net cafe?Ǭ¨?Ǭ• except on the weekends. And the cafe near my workplace is only opened Monday and Thursday. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s why I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not commenting that much right now.
About Bush, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a quote, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s really true and funny (and kind of sad):
Somewhere in Texas, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a village missing it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s idiot.
The German Guy
Would someone give Bush a blowjob, so that we can impeach him?
PS: Today I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m watching Fahrenheit 9/11. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s shown in nationwide TV down here in Germany.
@Religious man
Amen Brother :o)
I’m laughing cause the english language is used all over the world. But the English people was a very old people of Germany which migrated to actual Great Britain.
But when William the Conqueror conquered England in 1066, the old french mixed up with former English language.
So it explains that a lot of english words are indeed french words!
Don’t you feel weird using words of a babbling people..?
You’re so uneducated. What a pity?
Your knowledge of french wine is a shame! The best are Chateau-Margaux (which is property of some of your fellow-citizens) or Chateau-Laffite for red wines. For white wines, the Sauterne is excellent.
And another little thing : after a pleague that destroyed most of french grapes in late 19th century, US farmers sold US species of grapes to US… So who’s Satan? Those who sold the grape or those who sold them?
The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, I think I can use one single word to sum up that thing: LOL.
“The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?”
We have a word: “entrepreneur”. You are totally ignorant.
And I don’t support terrorism.
I don’t understand why you say that you are Christian, because, if God really exists (and I don’t think so), you will go to hell, since you are one of the most hateful and ignorant people I have ever seen.
Finally some “French Bashing”!
What a joke Tristan!
“We decided to travel from the heartland of the USA to the heartland of the country that has done the most to support terrorism, and has consistently fought against world freedom: France”
Tristan, it seems to us, Europeans, and French specially, that you don’t know anything! In 1995, France was the target of some muslims fanatics from Algeria, since those bombing French police has work together with others Europeans police against Terrorism.
” A typical French shop - closed, boarded up and out of business. The French economy is stagnating. The retail experience resembles that of post-soviet Russia.”
Lol, this shop is just moving somewhere else, and making sales in order to have no products to move.
“The first thing you have to know about France is that it has reached a state of terminal economic stagnation. If you want to see this for yourself, try standing on a urban main-street at just after mid-day, the time when in our own home towns the hard-working christian business-men would be doing a brisk trade. The French street is an example of commercial woe. The shops are shut, the street is deserted: It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s like a ghost town.”
In some rural area, mosts shops are closed due to the lunch break. The customers are eating so the shop tenants.
“In 2005 France?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s huge Muslim population rebelled, going on a nationwide rampage of death and destruction. ”
It was not a rebellion, just some mere riots, One dead, only 9,000 cars burned, it is not what I call a nationwide rampage of death and destruction or a rebellion.
” The next thing you need to know about the French is that they are lazy. The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, because self-motivation is completely unknown in this Godless land.”
This is the biggest joke I’ve ecer heard, “entrepreneur” is a French word!
“The few French who have jobs only turn up when they are not on strike (which is most of the time), and then when they do decide to show up for work they generally work in a half-hearted disdainful way. The Frenchman will pack up sometime before mid-day for no particular reason and drink himself silly on the region?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s acrid wines and smoke a few ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Jazz Cigarettes?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, before shuffling listlessly back to work.”
Yes, sometimes French Workers are on strike, they are doing it because they defend their rights at work. And in France, workers have a lunch break to eat well and relax themselves to be ready to work for the afternoon.
“After work, this morally depraved wreck of humanity will shuffle to one of the many local drinking dens and get himself blindly drunk. If you were to confront a frenchman and tell him that his lifestyle is dooming him to an eternity in Hell, he will probabably laugh at you and tell you that he does not care. The Frenchman has already made a death-pact with Satan.”
LOL
“Christ teaches us that adversity often brings faith, so we set up our first base in the small agricultural town of Chinon, Frace next to the lazy river Loire. Joined by a small huddle of STR.com supporters we began bearing witness to Christ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s love in this godless town of drunkards. At first we felt that we were being ignored by the ignorant Frenchmen that live in this town, but gradually we found ourselves at the center of a large and growing audience.”
Chinon, they are making wine there.
“We were distressed to learn that very few of the Frenchmen could speak, let alone read American, preferring their own savage illiterate tongue.”
French have Latin and Greek roots, two of the most developped civilisation in antiquity. We can find French words in English, so if French is a savage illiterate tongue. What can we say of English?
” French illegal immigrants like this man often use decption to obtain an American work-permit or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Green Card?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. Their goal is to seduce our American women and steal our jobs. They should be prevented from entering the USA on account of their perverse pro-terrorist views.”
Tristan, yu should make the difference between movies and Reality. But you cannot do it, you are not able to make the diffenrece between the Biblic lies and the truth proved by sciences.
“But once again, the Devil sent his minions to try us; A frenchman approached as we were handing out bibles and educational tracts. At first it was hard to understand what he was trying to say throuh his absurd, outlandish accent, but eventually it dawned on us that he was congratulating us for what he believed to be a street theater performance.”
This guy is awesome, I think i would have done the same.
” This wine is typical of what is drunk in France. Le Piat D?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Or is one of the more popular French brands. Personally I would prfer a cool Bud to the disgusting wine that the French prefer.”
If I remember well, Jesus drank some wine at his last meal. But i don’t know “Le Piat D’or” Where is this wine made?
“Finally, while I usually abstain from alcoholic drink, I confess that after a long day of witnessing for Christ, I like a cool beer. Finding a good beer in that region of France proved to be impossible. None of the bars in the town could sell us a Bud or a Coors or any beverage untainted by French queerness.”
You shoul have tasted some Kronembourg (cheap and tasteless for us, Europeans).
Well, I’d prefer to drink donkey piss to that shitty beer. Like everything from USA, your beer sucks. Europe is a much better place than your filthy USA. And Bush is the world’s laugh…
Excellent post, Shelly.
Obviously, the whining crybabies above have no idea. The English speak English, we speak American, a more perfect form of English. I drank some French wine once and lost half my body hair. It took almost a year for it to grow back.
Budweiser is the KING of beers, period.
Seems France just can’t get over being a second rate country full of wimps.
Is this a joke site? Very good satire here. If this site is for real I am freaking scared. A rapture index?? Does the White House provide the level each day.
Greg -
I’m pretty sure this is satire. My comment certainly was intended as such.
If it’s not, I’m like you, freaking scared, even though I’m a libertarian/conservative.
I hope this site is only joke and provocation. Otherwise the only possible reaction is to laugh at the reading of this post !!! A good joke !
superlol @ this site…shelly and her supporters need some SERIOUS psychological help.then again all christofascists do, actually all fascists for that matter. they get their ideas and no amount of facts will change them.
shelly maybe you should change your ‘anti immigration’ views to ‘anti ILLEGAL immigration’ as if people like you were here before, you would still be over in france (shelly is generally derived from michelle, a french name).
nuke the world is basically your belief, go ahead kill us all shelly.
Christ’s wine was made the same way it is made today in france and all over the world. only a redneck would say bud is the best beer. only other people that drink it are the poor (because water costs more) and college students for that same reason. and in case you missed the previous posts, budweiser is not american, the company is in america but the recipe and the company was started by a german IMMIGRANT! if you want quality beer, go to germany.
wine is Christ’s alcohol if you think about it, so youre drinking a ’satanic’ version of alcohol by your standards.
My personal favorite post of yours is the one about the wikipedia globe. those symbols my ignorant friend are from diverse languages you cannot comprehend. languages (some of which were polytheistic yes) that were tools in most of the worlds greatest technological and mathematical advances, advances which helped attain flight, automobiles, space exploration, and even the internet and computers which you use every day to spit your ridiculous fascist opinions on the net. i like how you point to the swedish language option as proof its an anti Christian site. OR maybe its so the swedish can read it like the other 12 languages available.
All you people with any sort of an open mind trying to teach this person and her followers about truth…dont even bother, if Jesus himself came down and told them they were wrong they’d say he was the anti Christ.
Shelly you are truly BY FAR the most ignorant fascist i have ever encountered. You have truly blown my mind as to how stupid an American citizen can be. I will not be returning to this site, its my opinion that this site contains more trash posted by shelly than the worlds largest landfill.
Oh and by the way…for these other “ungodly languages” what makes “american” godly? i would seriously like you to educate us… considering “american” came from english, which came from the romantic languages (french, spanish, german, italian) which came from latin (some of which was written on the wikipedia globe) which Jesus did not originally speak. To say french is an ungodly language is to say “american” is as well.
just because you cant speak it, doesnt mean its ungodly.
just because you cant understand it, or take the time to research it, doesnt mean its satanic.
Ryan
Connecticut (born and raised) USA
political affiliation: Republican (you know the kind that uses facts to form intelligent thoughts.)
We don’t want your god! We had the true faith once and you will not insult my people by beating Christianity into us a second time! We will terrorize you untill you die!
Christophe le cur??Ǭ©, Tristan est vraiment TRES con.
Tristan, I just want to say..
LOL.
Christophe le cur??Ǭ©, Tristan est vraiment TRES con.
And.. ok I just want to say:
LOL.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The French language has no word for ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
–> you’re such a stupid cross-sucking christian !
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?entrepreneur?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? IS A FRENCH WORD !
you’d be surprised to see how many french words you use everyday without knowing it !
Sure you won’t verify this fact…you fear the truth !
DON’T PRAY IN OUR SCHOOLS AND WE WON’T THINK IN YOUR CHURCH
It is the weakest trick which I have the chance to read in my life:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UNCULTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You rensigner goes before paler SHIT!!!!! Just for information,
certain French wines and parmis best are made by priests then MT
MOUTH!!!
WHORE You make me pity so much that I do not give same step the sorrow
to write in English!!!!
FUCK OFF STUNNED!!
(From the moderator: I will never understand why somebody reads a blog in American and responds in foreign. The above has been babelfished)
with the fact, I have a bible written in arabic, so arabic too is a god language, NO ????
AHAHA!!!!
SPECIES OF BADGER, a guy like you, in France, it would be well
with the heat in an asylum pasychiatric and not in in freedom telling
It is the weakest trick which I have the chance to read in my life: !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNCULTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You rensigner goes before paler SHIT!!!!! Just for information, certain French wines and parmis best are made by priests then MT MOUTH!!! but especially to dare to treat Gerard depardieu, the largest French actor, of poor immigrant to the idiot, the EC TOO IS, SPECIES OF JERK You ES TOO IDIOT, WILL THROW YOU CA WILL GO MORE QUICKLY THAN TO MARK CONNERIES IN EC KIND!!! WHORE You make me pity so much that I do not give same step the sorrow to write in English!!!! FUCK OFF STUNNED!! Frankly, some are not quiet brain in your country. I read many things on this site and it seems to to me clear that you etes quite simply nut. My expensive, it is not Pasteur who you should go to see but well a psychiatrist. With remarks like the votres, it seems much clearer to to me than some do not share absoluement your completely dogmatic and absurd ideology. This country that you criticize so much became as it is today by your behaviors completely puerile and dogmatic how can one dare to pronounce remarks of the kind which completely abusive and are prohibited in the majority of the countries??? I address a VERY LARGE MERCY to you because you have just rendered comprehensible me deeply how much your country is rotted and dangeureux by the ideologies which it maintains. I includes/understands of as much better the dislike than one some other ideologies for the your bus to hold of the remarks like those there, you do not astonish to see falling some turns from time to time…. I have same step envies to speak in English so much you d??Ǭ©goutez me and you frighten me!!! thanks has batch for this very instructive blog butt the american life style and the thousands ways how to Be hated by the entire humanity…. … very shocked french has
Are you a fake of Georges Bush ????
Anyway, God is dead, man… And that’s better like that !
last time I heard a song
“IF YOU WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT …”
i think you succesfull follow this song
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Samuel Adams is a much better beer than that mass produced corporate swill Budweiser! Anyway,what kind of cultural chauvinist whines that they can’t have a Bud in a wine producing country? The King James Bible is the only Bible authorized by God? The Geneva Bible was used by the Pilgrims who considered the King James Version to be a “government issue” Bible! And you’re bashing the French mainly because they wouldn’t be part of an unlawful(Unconstitutional,
not a war declared by Congress) & illegal(violating the Geneva Convention & other International laws)invasion of Iraq!
I have an erection.
Les fran??É??ais vous aiment
Tristan, I just realized something funny. Your second choice of beer was Coors! Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter Mary is the gay employee liaison for Coors! And you complain French wine is tainted by “queerness”! That’s hilarious!
Relly, I’m a Spanish guy living in Geneva (Switzerland)which as you know is in the border with France.
The things exposed in this web site are completly ridiculous (you have to consider your self really ugly for think about Gerard Depardieu is going to seduce your woman, xDDDD)and with this kind of blogs the only thing you get is to increase the North American unpopularity in the world.
P.D. One of the first commentaries speaking about “american language”… First, you are now a country and not a UK colonie, because the help of the french during your Independece War.
Second, you have not an “american” language, you speak English, and… surprise!!! do you know from where the English come? Bingo!!!! From the French and the German (principally).
Ok, is all from my part. Sorry for the writing, I know my English is terrible but I have to speak 3 differents languages during the day and sometimes I have no idea in which I’m writing, xD.
And all my love for the “normal” USA people, Europe love you, we only hate George Bush, xD.
eh entrepreneur is a french word
Your illegal immigrant is G??Ǭ©rard Depardieu xDDD
It’s a famous film star… xD
FOoOoOoOoOLs
Ich besichtige deinen Aufstellungsort wieder bald fur sicheres!
Le Piat D’or is not drunk in France. It is a made up name, drummed up by some advertising copywriter to invoke some vague notion of France and the wine is produced almost exclusively for the UK and Canadian markets.
If you asked for it in any town in France you would get a blank stare, and not because your French is so bad.
It’s made in the Vin de Pays du Gers region of France.
K.
bud is made from rice, an asian product