George W Bush: The Ten Commandments President
Dear Friends,
Click over to the wingnut liberal press.. the overall theme is one of expectant gloating. The Democrat whackadoos are confident that they will re-take congress, and use that as a launch-pad for their hateful agenda of appeasement, athiesm and abortion. If you believe what the ultra-left are saying then America is in the middle of a swing to the left. But should you believe what the drive-by media says? Would you be surprised to learn that this whole story is another fabrication by the liberal-media’s lie-factory.
The Founding Fathers: Every one of them a confirmed Christian. They designed our constitution to be God’s law on Earth, however over the years liberals and democrats have corrupted their vision. God will grant the Republicans one more term of Presidency, however our mandate is clear: We must restore God’s rule in America.
I predict that not only are the Republicans going to win, but that we are going to win BIG in the congressional elections. Our dear president explained why in a speech last week. Peter Baker of the Washington Post Writes:
“President Bush said that he senses a ‘Third Awakening‘ of religious devotion in the United States that has coincided with the nation’s struggle with international terrorists, a war that he depicted as ‘a confrontation between good and evil.”
A message which will surely make America’s Patriotic majority rejoice. For once we have an American president who gets it: We have a President who is not only the leader of our government, but also our nation’s spiritual and moral leader. Our President is truly God’s hand on Earth. This is government exactly as our nation’s Christian Founding Fathers intended.
“Bush told a group of conservative journalists that he notices more open expressions of faith among people he meets during his travels, and he suggested that might signal a broader revival similar to other religious movements in history. Bush noted that some of Abraham Lincoln’s strongest supporters were religious people ‘who saw life in terms of good and evil’.”
Another fine observation from our president who correctly notes that America’s destiny has been perverted by liberals who wished to draw America away from the path of God’s Truth.
We at STR.com think it’s time that the Republican party take advantage of the new revival of God’s love that they have helped create. It’s time to bring America back into line with God’s law - that’s God’s platform. A platform guaranteed to win the congressional, senatorial and eventually the Presidential elections.
God’s greatest gift to man is his ten commandments. It is the basis of American law, but liberal corruption means that not all of these laws can be enforced. This must be changed!
As our resident theologian Dr Sam Johnston has said on a number of occasions, America is a Bible Believing nation. Our laws are ultimately based on the ten commandments. It’s no co-incidence that theft, dishonesty and murder are illegal in our land - these are some of the acts which are specifically disallowed by the laws which moses brought down from Mount Sinai. It’s time that our government recognize that God’s law comes above the mere law of man. So how are we going to achieve this, well the great news is that the 3rd awakening is already happening in Congress:
?Notwithstanding any other provision of this chapter, the Supreme Court shall not have jurisdiction to review, by appeal, writ of certiorari, or otherwise, any matter to the extent that relief is sought against an element of Federal, State, or local government, or against an officer of Federal, State, or local government (whether or not acting in official personal capacity), by reason of that element?s or officer?s acknowledgment of God as the sovereign source of law, liberty, or government.? - Religious Liberty Restoration Act (2006)
This proposed law may allow any judge to institute biblical punishments without being subject to review by liberal activist judges in the Supreme Court or the God-rejecting federal court system. It plugs an important, unintended gap in the constitution that prevents many of God’s laws from being enforced by the Exective branch of government.
With this law we can prevent Americans from worshiping false-gods or dishonoring their parents. These are laws which will make America strong! These are laws which will protect America from God’s wrath. If America had been united behind the 10 Commandments, God never would have judged New-Orleans with Katrina or AIDS.
Find out more about the Ten Commandments at the Jack Chick Archive: President George W. Bush’s favourite Religious Tracts. Nowhere in the Bible was the penalty for taking the Lord’s name in vain repealed, so why should we continue allowing liberals to offend God?
My dear friends, if you truly want to do God’s will and make his law the law of the land then please vote Republican at the next elections. It’s what Jesus wants us to do. It’s time for us to unite Church and State in the way that our founding fathers always wanted.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Tristan,
Thank you! I too am convinced that we’re experienceing the Third Awakening - and not before time! We have to be ready for the forthcoming End Times after all! Thank you Lord Jesus for sending us George W Bush to usher them in. Let’s just hope he gets started on Iran soon!
Jesus!
not as funny as some of the previous articles :(
Hey, Sam, where did you get that Dr. title? And how much did it cost to bribe the guy? Or is it fake?
About that religious baffling: Looks like Georgie is getting desperate using every measure still at his hand to turn the election. He won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t succeed, honestly.
Oh, and that little law you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re presenting is against the constitution and by principle encouraging judges to become fascists diguised as bible thumpers.
The German Guy
A wise man said about GWB:
Somewhere in Texas, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a village missing it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s idiot.
Oh my god, your spelling is awfull…
quote: Our Preisent is turly God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s hand on Earth /quote end
Jesus, grab a dictionary and check the words up before you write them down. (or better yet: Get yourself a beta-reader. They are gifts of heaven)
By the way, re-allowing biblic punishments for people who do not follow the ten commandments would be fatal for the USA’s international reputation. Those punishments are against every single human right there is on Earth and re-introducing them would lead to having the UN and basically any human rights association mad at you. Think about it.
for my buddy, Proud German,
IMPEACH BUSH!
@ Anonymous.
I got my title from doing a PHD and thanks to the grace of God.
Seigneur…Dr Sam Johnston! …where did you get your doctorate? Did they not have a requirement that people could spell? I am not English, but I give you lessons in spelling whenever suits you!
Of course the republicans are going to win the elections, we all might hope that not to happen but it will happen. Probably not massively like Tristan expects I say that it will be 51%~ of valid votes.
“It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s time for us to unite Church and State in the way that our founding fathers allways (sic!) wanted.”
Ehm, that’s not entirely what the founding fathers had in mind…
1- Thomas Jefferson interpreted the 1st Amendment in a letter to the Danbury Baptist Association in January 1802 like this: “I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should ‘make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,’ thus building a wall of separation between church and State.”
2- James Madison, expressed a similar view in a letter to Edward Livingston, written in 1822: “And I have no doubt that every new example will succeed, as every past one has done, in shewing that religion & Govt will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together.”
3- Thomas Jefferson wrote, in his autobiography, referring to the Virginia Act for Religious Freedom: “Where the preamble declares, that coercion is a departure from the plan of the holy author of our religion, an amendment was proposed by inserting “Jesus Christ,” so that it would read “A departure from the plan of Jesus Christ, the holy author of our religion;” the insertion was rejected by the great majority, in proof that they meant to comprehend, within the mantle of its protection, the Jew and the Gentile, the Christian and Mohammedan, the Hindoo and Infidel of every denomination.”
Further, I recommend you read the ‘Treaty of Tripoli’, which was signed in 1796, during George Washington’s last term as president. Please focus on article 11 of that Treaty. (In case you can not be bothered looking for it, this is the first sentence of that article: “As the Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion”)
Next time, please make it more challenging to prove you wrong please, this is getting boring.
when did sam become a Dr. in what did he get his degree and from where??
im a realistic man here is a god way to settle this
lets have a beat, if this law is passed before 2007 is over you win. if it doesnt we win. what does the STR team say about this.
the president is the hand of GOD on earth. oops somebody get on the phone and call the pope, jesus has just fired him and put G W bush in his place.
The 10 Commandments: Christian Republican Viewpoint
1. We are christians, therefore we are never wrong since Jesus is our god.
2. Our faith if right, your faith is wrong, NOW DIE!
3. Saying Jesus christ is bad. Do not say jesus christ for it is a sin that is why we are warning you not to say our god’s name: Jesus Christ.
4. Sabbath is a holy day, and no work should be done on that day, unless you are driving an ESUVEE
5. Honor your parents, but show alligance to our president.
6. THOU SHALL NOT KILL. Unless they are : infidels, Muslim, Athiests, Jews, Gay, Lesbians, Liberals, Democrats, Foriegners, Buddhists, Africans, Arabs. Middle-Easterns, Communist, Europeans, EVIL DO-ERS, and anybody else that say GWB is a bad president.
7. Do not Commit adultry: UNLESS YOU ARE ATHIEST! THAN YOU MUST DO IT SO WE CAN BLAME THE TROUBLES OF THE WORLD UPON YOU.
8. DO NOT STEAL: Unless they are arabs and you are a big scary powerful GOOD DOer goverment that decided you need to use their oil.
9. Do not be a false witness: Unless you are planning to invade a country(or 2) in the name of Christ!!!
10. Thou Shall not covet. Unless you are doing so IN THE NAME OF BUSH!!!!
:D
We hear ya mon.
I propose to enlighten with some words from St Buffet, the book of Fruitcakes, chapter 7, verses 5-11:
So Ill put on my bob marley tape
And practice what I preach
Get jah lost in the reggae mon
As I walk along the beach
Stay in touch with my insanity really is the only way
Its a jungle out there kiddies
Have a very fruitful day
Okay, I’ve had enough allegations about my PHD. It’s disgusting. Why don’t you liberals ever shut up? SHUT UP!
Listen, i got my PHD from the same organisation as the learned Dr. Kent E Hovind, the Patriot Bible University (North Carolina) branch. God has recently helped me to complete a correspondence course, and a charitable view would be that this is a cause for celebration not mocking and doubt. Oh you doubting Thomas liberals! Thou wouldst have stoned upon our Lord! Out! Out! Get YE Behind me! For mine is the WAY and the LIGHT Saieth the Lord, Give us this day our daily bread,. for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forgive us, forgive us! Forever and ever AMEN!!!!!!
Thank you for setting the record Sam. Liberals hate any kind of achievement, and they resent the fact that we Republicans work hard to improve our lives, save for our families and make America a better place for all.
Liberals are skeptical of any man’s faith and desire to study God’s wisdom. They would much rather we all remain ignorant of God’s truth. That is why we at STR.com value your wisdom so much. You have fearlessly cast aside the corrupt message of liberalism.
I’m sorry I mentioned your doctorarte - I had hoped that our readers would offer their congratulations, however it seems that I had expected too much of these trollers.
Patriot Bible University, formerly known as Patriot University, is an unaccredited religious correspondence school located in Del Norte, Colorado. Critics charge it is a diploma mill, lacking sufficient academic standards to award degrees.
From Steve Levicoff “Name It and Frame It? New Opportunities in Adult Education and How to Avoid Being Ripped Off by ‘Christian’ Degree Mills 4th ed.”
I’d ask for my money back, Sam, they certainly have not managed to teach you to spell. I will teach you for nothing if you like to come to France. I also teach you some geography of the US, it seems it is in Colorado. The main academic requirement seems to be possession of a credit card.
I think this is a joke, yes?
I think this is a joke, yes?
Typical liberal - allways making ad-hominem attacks.
STR.com is a serious family oriented think-tank. We present sensible Bible inspired policies designed to safeguard American Freedom. Meanwhile you Liberals are too busy mocking hard-working conservatives to achive anything.
And of course, no one at STR ever makes ad-hominem remarks, oh no…
As I said, hard-working doesn’t seem to be the point, possession of a credit card, however…
How anyone with a name like le Cur??Ǭ© can make any kind of stand about ad hominem attacks must be way beyond the bounds of understanding for most Christian republicans!! Pardon me, Mr Frenchman, I’m very sorry indeed. Not. Now what’s wrong with credit cards? Are you just jeaolous because they don’t have them in europe yet?
So sam, you go from trying to make an arguement to insulting their name as your main attack? Good one. Your money was well spent getting that “PHD” on Jesus.
Next time try to take some college level english courses…
At least his last name isnt a slang word for [foul genital reference deleted]
Am i allowed to say [foul genital reference deleted] on this site? It is part of the body, right?
[foul genital reference deleted] = Johnson
So dont insult peoples names, especially when your name is Sam Johnson.
And “Family Oriented Think-Tank” is a great one, it made me laugh so hard i cried.
How is penis foul?
Is the term genitals any worse?
Genitals = Johnson Is that any better?
Wait:
Arm
Leg
Head
Ear
Nose
Penis
Foot
Toe
Finger
Wrist
Rectum
Knee
Brain
Eye
Testicle
Hair
Fingernail
Neck
Thigh
All references to the human body. None of them vulger in the least bit…
Now:
Ass
Cock
NUTSACK
Pussy
Those are…
You need to make a big list of names your Omnipotent “think tank” finds naughty…
So dont insult peoples names, especially when your name is Sam Johnson. And ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Family Oriented Think-Tank?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is a great one, it made me laugh so hard i cried.
You liberals make me sick… Thank Jesus that when the 3rd Revival of Christianity is complete in the U.S.A. you will find yourself in a Christian Re-eduucation facility, with no choice but to experience God’s total love. I shall save your cheap sarcasm as an example of godless pre-rapture attitudes.
For the record, STR.com is not a satrical site, nor is it some sick little liberal joke. We are quite serious and well on our way to saving America’s soul. STR.com is a patriotic centerist site, dedicated to prevserving the traditional values of the nation I love.
If you want satire, please go read your liberal “Huffington Post” or “Landover Baptist”. If you dont believe me, fine - you will soon be burning in Hell. Until then I will remember you in my prayers.
“For the record, STR.com is not a satrical site, nor is it some sick little liberal joke. We are quite serious and well on our way to saving America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s soul. STR.com is a patriotic centerist site, dedicated to prevserving the traditional values of the nation I love.”
I believe that this is not a satirical site. These are your thoughts/beliefs and thats good. You voice your thoughts, i voice mine.
I believe that the family is the strongest tie that one can have in this world.
I believe that a lot of things are sacred (in a secular sense), and need to be held that way.
I am not a liberal. Those far left nut-cases make me sick as well. Anyone who is to far “right” or “left” makes me sick.
Everyone (this includes Moslems, Christians, zoroastrians, Athiests, Jews, and agnostics [i dont feel like listing anymore]): Stick to your beliefs, but dont jump down everyone else’s collective throat just because they dont believe what you do and you think youre right.
We dont (as a country) need to make anywhere else on earth better. If they ask for help, then we might. But we need to stay out of this stuff and think about our own country that produces very little actual products anymore like we did in the 40’s - 70’s.
I think that the government is sheltering this nation, holding our hands and preventing the majority of its citizens from learning how to think, instead they teach them what to think.
If we want this nation to prosper, it needs to be more along the lines of where it was earlier. In a time when it was more concerned about itself than the well being of its citizens (NO MORE HOLDING STUPID PEOPLE’S HANDS, or bum’s hands for that matter), or the citizens of other countries.
WE need to be concerned with making BETTER products, not just buying cheaper ones.
And there will NEVER be any Christian Reeducation Facilities.
EVER
Now now now everyone, we shouldn’t judge poor brother Samuel for his erm…. doctorate.
I am quite convinced the poor soul earned it legitimately, on his knees, praying loudly to the good lord.
“Oh God, Oh God, YES, YES, YES, YES !!!!!”
I believe those are the sort of sounds of the “rapture” and something to do with tongues.
Oh, purely as a matter of interest, what were the First and Second Awakening? Sounds a little like forst, second and third empire to me….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reich
TTFN
I’ve just found something quite funny:
http://www.whatwouldjesusdownload.com/christianubuntu/2006/07/about-ubuntu-christian-edition.html
Think-Tank…Tristan can you awnser my question? Where dose it say that God loves America the best?
WHERE IN THE BIBLE?
i have no problem with you sam getting a degree im even willing to congrat you hoping you learned something.
but let us talks erious a Dr. is someone with a phd in science not theology.
Congratulations on your Ph.D, Sam! I knew you could do it. You are a role model to all good Christian Republicans. I am very proud of your accomplishment. Ignore the stupid trolls who think they are so smart but are soulless and empty of any real thought. You are an inspirational writer and an indispensible part of the family oriented STR.com think tank. Praise God!
As to Tristan’s thoughtful post, I agree completely. I think even some of my left-leaning friends are coming around to this spiritual awakening. When I tell them the good news and about how great our dear President Bush is many of them invoke the name of our Lord!
“Oh, God!” “Dear Lord.” “Jesus Christ.” etc.
It’s a small step, but I think I am getting through to them. Praise Jesus!
@ Anonymous.
I got my title from doing a PHD and thanks to the grace of God.
Just look at my sig, guy. You know me.
And still, how much did it cost to bribe the guys giving you that title?
Listen, i got my PHD from the same organisation as the learned Dr. Kent E Hovind, the Patriot Bible University (North Carolina) branch. God has recently helped me to complete a correspondence course, and a charitable view would be that this is a cause for celebration not mocking and doubt. Oh you doubting Thomas liberals! Thou wouldst have stoned upon our Lord! Out! Out! Get YE Behind me! For mine is the WAY and the LIGHT Saieth the Lord, Give us this day our daily bread,. for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, forgive us, forgive us! Forever and ever AMEN!!!!!!
Ok, so they basically gave it to you for being a whacko. Wow, there are titles for everything. PS: You should demand your money back, they should have teached you to spell.
PS: There are credit cards in Europe. We just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t depend on them to much.
You liberals make me sick?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Thank Jesus that when the 3rd Revival of Christianity is complete in the U.S.A. you will find yourself in a Christian Re-eduucation facility, with no choice but to experience God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s total love. I shall save your cheap sarcasm as an example of godless pre-rapture attitudes.
Well, he will be in that facility for perhaps two months. Then europe and the UNS will declare war on your country and free you from your moronic government to bring you back peace and liberty.
Null said:
Everyone (this includes Moslems, Christians, zoroastrians, Athiests, Jews, and agnostics [i dont feel like listing anymore]): Stick to your beliefs, but dont jump down everyone else?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s collective throat just because they dont believe what you do and you think youre right.
Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t worry. The only throats I jump on are the ones of people jumping on mine. Like Tristan and Co.
The German Guy
Impeach Bush. Honestly, just impeach him.
richard im trying to be reasonable here man
can you explain to me how you people are calling sam a Dr. and saying he got a PhD. when he got a degree in theology. PhD. are given in science , i have no problem with crediting sam for what he did but it is not a PhD.
greycell, if you haven’t heard of a doctorate in theology, you need to get out more!
And haven’t you ever heard of the eminent Discovery Institute?
7th commandment is wrong.
It reads “Thou shall not fuck” or something like that.
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