America’s Forces: Fighting for Freedom in Iraq
PFC Michael Rob here. I’m the new STR.com Iraq correspondent, so I guess I’d better tell you something about myself.
I enlisted in the marines in 2002 when I heard I was going to see some action and I’ve never regretted it for a moment. I’m with Kilo Company - the toughest rifle company in the 1st marines.
I’m not a bragging man, so please believe me when I say the only thing more dangerous than Kilo Company is a bomber full of Tactical Nukes, I guess that’s why they call us “The Kilotonners”. The president wasnt ready to drop “Big Boy” on the Iraqi terrorists yet, so that’s how I came to find myself fighting for America on this hellish sand-dune of a sh**-hole they call Haditha, Iraq.
I love America and the Marine Corps, but most of all I love the Kilotonners, we freaking rule. They also call us “The Special K-ers”, but I have no idea why we got that name, kinda funny isnt it?
Let me tell you that life as a Marine isn’t easy - it’s hard work just staying alive, because terrorists are everywhere. The first thing you learn in Marine training is to look out for your buddies, and that means always watching out for suspicious signs:
Pretty much everything that happens on the streets of Haditha are suspicious, so that’s why we shoot first and ask questions later. Pretty soon those terrorists will learn not to throw stones at our humvees or shout anti-American protests. One day they will learn to enjoy this new Freedom America has given them.
But don’t let me put you off, life in the Marine Corps is just great. It may be tough but I’ve never been with a better bunch of people. Every day I remind myself that we work hard to keep America safe from terrorists… but heck, it’s not all work. America’s forces sure do have a great sense of humor, so today I want to tell you about some of the coolest pranks and jokes I’ve seen since we’ve been fighting against Saddam and Osama.
When we get out of the Marine’s, we want Hummer’s just like this. What a cool thing to write on the humvee - Marine’s have the coolest sense of humor.
When I saw what the guys had written on our Humvee I just cracked up. I’d just love to see the look on those towelhead faces when we open fire on their terrorist asses. I would be laughing even more if the photo showed that soldier pulling the trigger and blowing some evil islamofascist towelhead terrorist brains to pieces.
I would just love to see those rounds fired into a mosque when those towelheads do their islamic shit, or wherever the terrorists hang out these days. There would be, like, blood everywhere and the gun would be going Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Ba-da and they would be shouting “Ullah, Ullah” or whatever the heck it is they always say and it would be freaking hilarious. See what I mean, we marines have the best sense of humor.
Nobody beats America’s forces when it comes to practical jokes. One of my girlfriends in 372nd Military Police Company has to look after all the terrorists we capture. She used to work in a Freedom Camp called Abu Grahib. The crazy thing about the towelheads is that wherever they go they freak-out unless they are allowed to keep their book called “Koran”, which is some kind of terrorist manual I think.
There was one real wise guy in that camp called Abu-Grahib who was always making trouble, so one day my girlfriend went in and took his koran and threw it in a toilet and then took a stinking dump on it. The terrorist freaked out and shouted all that crazy Ullah shit, and it was freaking hilarious. All the MPs were totally freaking out over how funny it was and took loads of pictures of this guy going crazy, hitting himself.
The next week some wingnut liberal newspaper called “Newsweek” did a story on it like she had done something bad or something. They said it was a form of “torture”, and at the time I was really pissed because it was a totally BS accusation. But she had the last laugh: It turns out that the koran in the toilet belonged to a totally different prisoner who had recently died, and that the terrorist’s book was completely unharmed. She handed it back to him two days later totally clean! She’d done the old “switcheroo”, and everybody was TOTALLY PUNK’D!
My GF told the terrorists to make out like fags while I took pictures. Freaking hilarious. Once we showed the terrorists the pictures, they saw the funny side too!
Another awesome stunt captured on camera… totally punk’d!
The craziest thing is that the towelheads sometimes share our sense of humor - in one of the coolest pranks my girlfriend did she told the terrorists that they had to take of all their clothes and make out like fags or she would set attack dogs on them. The cool thing was, we got the prisoners to do loads of faggy sh** before we told them theat there wernt actually any dogs in the prison that day.
We were just yanking their chains. Everybody saw the funny side, even the terrorists. One of them couldn’t stop laughing and laughing for weeks, and keeps laughing as he paces around his tiny cell. It’s just like they say, laughter is the best medicene, and America is the king of Jokers.
Anyway, thats our life. It’s tough but we have a good time. I just want to say two more things before I sign off.
First of all, Tristan made a mistake when he posted my last last letter. One of his pictures did show a British soldier. Not many of you know that we got limeys here in Iraq. They dont have good equipment and they are not very tough, so we mainly get them doing easy jobs like guarding sh** while we go kill the terrorists.
The thing you got right was your comments about liberal media. Heres a story my sarge told me: the other day a marine called PFC Pyle comitted suicide. When they investigated the case, it turns out he had been reading whacked out pro-terrorist liberal sites like “Huffington Post” or “Mike Molloy”, and he was starting to talk crazy sh** about Bush and Cheney being war-criminals and us not doing a good job. Anyway, one morning we found him dead - he’d killed himself with his own rifle… so I figure that those liberals are responsible for a Marine’s death.
So that’s all I gotta say for now. Thanks for all your prayers and donations. I will write you again soon! Next week I’m going to tell you about how important faith in God is to a serving Marine.
PFC Michael Rob,
US MARINES
Haditha,
Al-Abnar Province
Iraq
PFC Michael Rob, another fine American intellectual with a good grasp on reality. I know he makes it up, but there is proof of the US torture and inhumane treatment of prisoners. Not something to be proud of, nor to make jokes of. Are you surprised the US is so unpopular?
Read and learn, not quite up to the refined level of M. le Colonel Docteur Samuel Johnson’s fine prose, but worth reading:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5369260.stm
Great to have you on board Michael Rob!
Oh, and by the way, just ignore the comments from Christophe Le Cure. He’s French. And my own unit (the one we’ve discussed on our private wires) is ‘aware’ of him.
Sammy, the whole of France trembles awaiting the strike of your ‘Unit’! Je te souhaite une bonne journ??Ǭ©e.
France loves this blog !
Stop speaking in that Godless language French people. Jesus is very angry! He has a message for you: “Putain-de-merde! Arretez-vous. C’est degoutant! Je en ai marre! Je ne veux pas lire un seul mot plus de la langue Francais. Ce blog est Americain et juste pour la langue Americain. ! Qu’est -ce-que je dois faire en plus? Mourir? !”
Spain loves it too!!! :D (quite difficult for us to be together with our beloved neighbours in something!!! :D)
!Ya que estamos, sumemonos a la cruzada de hablar la lengua del demonio, que esto empieza a ser divertido!
By the way, God language is jewish, not “american”
Il n’y a pas de langue ‘americain’, elle s’appelle ‘anglais’.
Es gibt keine Sprache ‘amerikanisch’, sie heisst ‘Englisch’.
God speaks American. What else?
Christophe, fait attention, a force de parler plusieurs langues, The Unit ne saura plus o?? te chercher !
Ils ont d??Ǭ©ja une preuve que tu es fran??É??ais, et une autre que tu es allemand … dur dur !
by the way, nobody to put a sentence in russian ?
Or maybe a bit of jewish …
By the way, God language is jewish, not ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?american?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Wrong, Wrong, Wrong! Of course God speaks all and every language you idolitrous French fool. But the simple fact is that America is God’s nation. Jesus guided the mayflower and the founding fathers to this great land. Jesus gave his people propserity, faith, wisdom and wealth.
You Europeans are just jealous because America has a covenant with God. We will keep his faith, and he will keep us strong and victorious.
And let me just confirm that the language I speak is American. It may have a few words in common with “English” what the people in England speak, but let me assure you this language is our own.
‘idolatrous’ pas ‘idolitrous’.
You say ‘the English THAT the people in England speak’ not ‘WHAT the people in England speak’.
When you speak your ‘own’ language as well as I speak it, you may criticise me. Until then, go back to school.
As regards the Mayflower (British boat) I am in agreement with Cole Porter, it would have been better if, instead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had landed on them.
Salut.
American is just an English dialect, nothing more.
Jeah, thats true. Your dialect is not even so far away from British English. In the moment I`m in New Zealand and THAT dialect is hard, but you just sound like Englishman who have too much bubblegum in their mouthes and are to lazy to speak proper English.
Well Denmark has been Gods nation waaay longer than the USA,
And Denmark is more prosperous than the USA, USA is actually the most indebted nation in the world…
The story of “Danebrog” - The Danish National flag
According to the legend “Danebrog” fell from the sky during “Volmerslaget” - the Volmer battle - close to Lyndanisse on June 15th 1219 (Volmer is the same as Valdemar). At that time, the Danish king Valdemar Sejr was on a crusade to Livland - Estonia - on behalf of the Pope to defeat the pagans and secure Estonia for Christianity.
So come again sunshine….
Hej p??¢‚Ǩ¬¢ Danmark!
Bon jour Christophe, ca va?
ALL FURTHER MESSAGES CONTAINING FOREIGN LANGUAGES MAY BE DELETED.
JUST DON’T DO IT..
SPEAK AMERICAN!
I refuse to speake American, But propper English is ok, afterall i am a Chritian :o)
You mean American English ?
I think this blog entry could be prosecuted, it violates the Geneva Convention (Article 13 and 14). Oh no, of course, your president has rewritten it !
Poor Shelley, she is so upset when she sees others so much more learned than her.
Hi, True Christian, where are you from?
I think this blog entry could be prosecuted, it violates the Geneva Convention (Article 13 and 14). Oh no, of course, your president has rewritten it !
Of course he had to. The Geneva convention is profoundly vague and we cannot have our soldiers, the defenders of freedom operate in an atmosphere of legislative ambiguity.
If you liberals would only quit your wining about the war against the Iraquis, we would have won by now and our boys would be safely home. I personally dont see the problem of the harmless jokes that our brave men play. I think this is a perfect example of how liberals over-react to the sort of jokes that keep up morale
Anyway, why should I care if some towelheads get upset, or we splash a little bit of water on a terrorist’s face to make him talk. War is hell and freedom isnt free. I’m just glad that the islamofascists dont hate our freedom as much as you hate your own God-given freedom.
Yes, war’s a dirty business, but it’s harder to do what we gotta do than to cut & run like the Democrats want.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
Tristan :
I personally dont see the problem of the harmless jokes that our brave men play
Then, you have to try running naked in the street. It will be hilarious, even for you, trust mr Rob !
Or have I missed something ?
Is it only funny with someone threatening you ?
Then I’m sure a good christian will be glad to help you have some fun !
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(american? it doesn’t exist, this is english)
By the way, Sam, you impressed me. Only three faults, and not the easiest to avoid. Keep going, and you will be able to speak french fluently (unfortunatly, I doesn’t make you smarter, but it’s a beginning)
“Yes, war?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a dirty business, but it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s harder to do what we gotta do than to cut & run”
Who said that? John Wayne, maybe. You guys are so incredibly funny. Thank you, thank you, this is so much fun.
Then, you have to try running naked in the street. It will be hilarious, even for you, trust mr Rob !
Sir, I’m too old for college pranks, but I can assure you that this kind of lewd behavior happens all the time on American campuses, and I dont hear wingnut-ocrats decrying it as a war-crime! Lets just keep a sense of perspective.
Remember, George W. Bush has kept us safe from terrorism for five long years. All you liberal wingnuts want to do is keep the terrorists safe from us!
For mouarf:
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This blog entry is really digusting…even more than the other ones…*shakes head*
Hey, one educational article at least! All the posts here teach me new languages (except for the German and English ones - those are languages I speak).
Tristan: If you think it is okay to flush a Koran down the toilet, then I guess you won’t have a problem if I burn your bible, right?
IMPEACH BUSH!
P.S. Don’t you dare deleting 99% of my post again!
Tristan: If you think it is okay to flush a Koran down the toilet, then I guess you won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have a problem if I burn your bible, right?
Of course I wouldnt be happy - what an absurd question to ask.
I wouldnt let a liberal like you near any of my property. As PFC Rob clearly stated, the “prank” consisted of a “switcheroo”, the book in the toilet was not the prisoner’s koran so no harm was done. If you had bothered to read the article you would note that the prisoners book was returned to him unharmed shortly after the joke.
I should also point out that you cannot compare the Bible which is God’s perfect revealed truth, and the word of Jesus Christ with the Koran which is the book of an evil religion of people who hate Jesus.
Returning briefly to the ‘facts’ as presented by your fine young soldier, PFC Rob. One thing he (and you) forgot to mention was the woman (I use the word in its loosest sense) Lynndie England, was sentenced to 11 years for abuse. A fine example indeed of the US military.
“Then, you have to try running naked in the street. It will be hilarious, even for you, trust mr Rob !”
I dont want to see tristan naked.
Enough said…
Super le blog , un peu plus et il passera sur canal+
2Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ©: well, your translator isn’t perfect (wink).
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There was Soviet anecdot:
Lenin proved Party may rule.
Stalin proved one man may rule.
Khrushev proved idiot may rule.
Brezhnev proved nobody may rule.
And Andropov proved if you’re ruling as needed, you’ll die in one year.
So US now at Khrushev phase.
You are all GODLESS people you and you country are the shame of Jesus tradition , you accept to humiliate people jesus hate you !!
Jesus love every one except killer and closeminded people like you ! You don’t know the bible !!!! Your final destination is hell with no doubt.
Shame on STR team !
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not a bragging man, so please believe me when I say the only thing more dangerous than Kilo Company is a bomber full of Tactical Nukes, I guess that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s why they call us ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Kilotonners?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. The president wasnt ready to drop ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Big Boy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? on the Iraqi terrorists yet, so that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s how I came to find myself fighting for America on this hellish sand-dune of a sh**-hole they call Haditha, Iraq.
Ever tried to take on a modern combat unit? Not like those old russian equipment used by the Iraqis, but a real modern fighting force! No? Then don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t bragg around here, because every modern tank company would just roll over your tiny group of marines, regardless of how good they are.
Pretty much everything that happens on the streets of Haditha are suspicious, so that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s why we shoot first and ask questions later. Pretty soon those terrorists will learn not to throw stones at our humvees or shout anti-American protests. One day they will learn to enjoy this new Freedom America has given them.
Every time you shoot them, they hate you more. Thus they will never, ever, ever like you. They will continue till either all of you are dead or out of the country or till you destroy the whole country. (Which is not an option as the whole world would jump at the USA for doing that.)
When I saw what the guys had written on our Humvee I just cracked up. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d just love to see the look on those towelhead faces when we open fire on their terrorist asses. I would be laughing even more if the photo showed that soldier pulling the trigger and blowing some evil islamofascist towelhead terrorist brains to pieces.
1. No one would really believe that writings.
2. They wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t attack it directly, but by a demo-charge or with a AT-Rocket. And then there would be a really big flash!
3. Stupid joke. Jokes about killing someone are NOT funny!
I would just love to see those rounds fired into a mosque when those towelheads do their islamic shit, or wherever the terrorists hang out these days. There would be, like, blood everywhere and the gun would be going Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Ba-da and they would be shouting ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Ullah, Ullah?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or whatever the heck it is they always say and it would be freaking hilarious. See what I mean, we marines have the best sense of humor.
You rather seem to be bloodthirsting maniacs. And if you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d do that, you wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t leave the town alive, cause everyone in their would jump at you.
The crazy thing about the towelheads is that wherever they go they freak-out unless they are allowed to keep their book called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Koran?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, which is some kind of terrorist manual I think.
It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s basically their bible. There are no texts about terrorism in it.
PS: Those pics show Iraquis who have really been tortured. Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you watch TV?
First of all, Tristan made a mistake when he posted my last last letter. One of his pictures did show a British soldier. Not many of you know that we got limeys here in Iraq. They dont have good equipment and they are not very tough, so we mainly get them doing easy jobs like guarding sh** while we go kill the terrorists.
Well, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the british soldiers you know. But the ones that I know are certainly tougher, better equiped and trained and more professional than every US-soldier I know. And the whole world knows that there are brits in Iraq.
The thing you got right was your comments about liberal media. Heres a story my sarge told me: the other day a marine called PFC Pyle comitted suicide. When they investigated the case, it turns out he had been reading whacked out pro-terrorist liberal sites like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Huffington Post?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Mike Molloy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, and he was starting to talk crazy sh** about Bush and Cheney being war-criminals and us not doing a good job. Anyway, one morning we found him dead - he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d killed himself with his own rifle?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? so I figure that those liberals are responsible for a Marine?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s death.
Was that the one you beated up for telling his opinions? Because that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s perhaps the reason for his suicide. You could be responsible for his death!
Sam said:
Oh, and by the way, just ignore the comments from Christophe Le Cure. He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s French. And my own unit (the one we?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve discussed on our private wires) is ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?aware?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ of him.
How about being aware of me, too, Sam? You even know my adress, right? (I gave it to you to send the FBI after me, remember?) But as “The Unit” is either a big prank or a ramshackle militia full of morons, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not afraid of it. Just bring it on, my mates and i will kick you back over the Altlantic Ocean!
God speaks American. What else?
Hmm, Jesus lived in Israel, you know? And the bible was originally written in hebraic (is that spelled right? I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the exact spelling). That means that English (there is no “american”, only a silly english accent!) is for sure not his language! There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no word about America in the bible after all.
You Europeans are just jealous because America has a covenant with God. We will keep his faith, and he will keep us strong and victorious.
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t believe in god, thus I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be jealous because of him. By the way, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m glad that I live in Germany and not in the USA. This is my country and I love it! And it will keep you only “strong and victourious” as long as you continue to wage wars against underdeveloped countries that never had a chnace in the beginning. Any serious modern army would kick your asses!
Shelley said:
Of course he had to. The Geneva convention is profoundly vague and we cannot have our soldiers, the defenders of freedom operate in an atmosphere of legislative ambiguity.
Good joke. Georgie isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t allowed to change the convention. Instead he and your country violated it on several times. Should there ever be the possibillity, Bush will stand before a trial for his crimes against humanity!
Tristan said:
Sir, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m too old for college pranks, but I can assure you that this kind of lewd behavior happens all the time on American campuses, and I dont hear wingnut-ocrats decrying it as a war-crime! Lets just keep a sense of perspective.
Well, those guys aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t forced to run around naked. What if some guys stripped all your clothes and forced you with a weapon in your face to walk around your neighborhood? Would you like it?
PS: Bush was actually the first president for several years under whichs reign a terroristic attack hit the USA. There were no terrorist attaxks under Clinton. Clinton made a better job.
Of course I wouldnt be happy - what an absurd question to ask.
Then you perhaps understand that the muslims are mad at every one destroying a Koran. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s as important to them like the bible to you! And It doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t need to be your bible. Any bible destroyed before your eyes would anger you, wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t it?
I should also point out that you cannot compare the Bible which is God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s perfect revealed truth, and the word of Jesus Christ with the Koran which is the book of an evil religion of people who hate Jesus.
1. The bible and the Koran share a lot of things. They are very similar to each other.
2. Muslims don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hate Jesus. They think of him as one of their greatest prophets. They just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t worship him, as worshipping everyone except god (or Allah, both are basically the same being!) is a sin for them.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! And then imprison him for crimes against peace, humanity and the planet! And for murder, fraud and deserting the army during Vietnam!
Ah, encore un fran??É??ais. Chouette! Comme ils sont cons, ces gens!
Hey, M. le Colonel Docteur Samuel Johnston, I am off for my weekend by the M??Ǭ©diterran??Ǭ©e. I will be at Antibes if you or the Unit want me. I try to write and keep in touch, I know you miss me. Salut!
@ Proud German
“Every time you shoot them, they hate you more. Thus they will never, ever, ever like you. They will continue till either all of you are dead or out of the country or till you destroy the whole country. (Which is not an option as the whole world would jump at the USA for doing that.)
Exactely, and the same thing will happen if you continue torturing Prisoners…
But continue your way of aggression, and you will be digging your own grave…It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your own fault they attacked you in the first place…You are not the defenders of Freedom, but the creators of war….
@ Tristan
If you liberals would only quit your wining about the war against the Iraquis, we would have won by now and our boys would be safely home…
Yor boys would be home in bodybags if you didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have the support of your allies…
By beeing so arrogant and having a blood thirsty Demon for President, you have since 9/11 been dragin the rest of the free world into your hatefull illigal “Crusade”. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s amBUSHs fault, That terrorist attacked Madrid and London, and it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s his, aswell as his supportes fault, that terrorism is spreading rapidly…
Muslim fanatics vs Christian Fanatics = The end of freedom
But GOD has seen the Evil reign of Bush the Antichrist, and after the next Presidetial election, GOD will make sure, that Bush will be no more…. Praise the Lord, Amen.
Impeach Bush
Il n?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥y a pas de langue ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?americain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, elle s?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥appelle ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?anglais?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥.
This man knows what he’s on about.
Ohhhh Little Mickey how sorely deluded you are on oooooooh so many levels. Now…..are you from Arkansas by any chance? It’s just you have that certain “family tree….straight line” sound to you.
There are so many interesting little points we could pick up on but I’ll restrict myself to merely one.
“Not many of you know that we got limeys here in Iraq. They dont have good equipment and they are not very tough, so we mainly get them doing easy jobs like guarding sh** while we go kill the terrorists. ”
Lets see.
1. Even the Israeli’s will (reluctantly) admit that the British squaddie has probably the highest kill effectiveness based upon actual combat. As opposed to the current “Holy Shit there’s a goat, call in a B52 Arclight and a battery of artillery”
2. The British have 30+ years of urban warfare nastiness under their belts and actually provide substantial amounts of cadre training to the US troops on Do’s, Don’ts and Oh Shits.
3. When it comes to the utter basics of a soldier, i.e. get you and your kit, by foot from Here to There, the US soldier has been seen to exhibit marked incapacity. This is regularly demonstrated on such events as the annual Nijmegan March event. This is a military and civilian 4 days, 50 klicks per day, suited and booted forced march event every summer. Alas the US military teams are sporadic although they do try……Oh yes forgot to say, Brits tend to win/lead consistently.
4. When it comes to long range reach out and touch with sniper drills, USMC train with and are regularly intructed by British Royal Marines snipers.
5. I could continue but will close with a “I’ll bet on a British Royal Marine over any 2 US Marines” If you don’t believe me son, go ask Gunny. When he has stopped laughing like a drain at, you prepare to bend and brace for the reaming to follow.
Now THAT I would pay to see the photo of….Oh and to close our MRE’s taste like crap and usually trade at 5 to 1 for the British Compo ration pack….8-)
TTFN
Oh I forgot to say.
If you REALLY are a member of Kilo Company, 3rd Batt, 1st Marine I’ve just dropped a note to your Company First Sergeant, Brad Kasal expressing my interest in your comments.
If you are real you will shortly be having an interesting chat. If you are not, there are going to be a number of very unhappy US Marines with intent….
Should be interesting one way or the other n’est ce pas.
TTFN
Eg meini ta??. Hendan s????an kann ikki vera?? anna?? enn skemt… ??hugnaligt og ??d??Ǭ?mligt skemt, men h??ast alt skemt… Men um ta?? n?? ikki er so - so haldi eg, at ta?? man vera best, at fara s??Ǭ?r ein t??r ni??an ?? hagan at goyma seg ?? mj??rkanum… :-)
If you REALLY are a member of Kilo Company, 3rd Batt, 1st Marine I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve just dropped a note to your Company First Sergeant, Brad Kasal expressing my interest in your comments.
Typical liberal! PFC Rob is fighting the Iraquis for your freedom and all you can do is complain.
Ev’s the Lens September 22nd, 2006 6:07 pm said:
“If you REALLY are a member of Kilo Company, 3rd Batt, 1st Marine I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve just dropped a note to your Company First Sergeant, Brad Kasal expressing my interest in your comments.”
hah:-D good one
i’ld like to see you post comments on the homosexual and pedophiliac raping american troops do in iraq. especialy on the lighting-tube-in-the-arse-part. or the 14-years-old-raping-and-slitting-her-troat-and-
family’s-throat-part. yeah, great humour in the US army, guys; laughing my ass off here,,,
amerikanen zijn domme mensen, stellen zichzelf buiten de wet en hun president is een oorlogsmisdadiger
I been following this thread and you liberals just can’t keep you opinions to yourselves, can you? Y’all think you can just mouth off about anything you want like you did in those Mind Control Institutions - oh, I’m sorry - Ivy League Schools that your Daddy got you into because you were too stupid to get in on your own.
What’s it gonna take for you sodomites to understand? WE’RE IN A WAR! So sit down and shut up and stop inviting terroists into your “condos” to watch Rent, eat organic popcorn and hate America with you. THAT DON’T HELP.
Here’s my idea to take care of these freedom haters - a free cable channel that plays that show about those homosexuals that try to turn a straight man into a homosexual and Will and Grace 24 hours a day (or a *gay*! Heh heh!) I can’t think of a single liberal that would ever leave the house again.
I just wanna share a poem with the Hate America First crowd. Just give it a try - it’d be like that National Stop Smoking Day except instead of quitting smoking (and wrecking the economy), you quit trying to destroy America. Print the poem out and carry it around with you. I bet by the end of the day you’ll feel a whole lot better about yourself and your country. And if not, you can go back to worshipping Satan and having sex with Hillary Clinton.
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Just For Today
Just for today - I’m not going to say anything bad about America
Just for today - I’M not going to burn a flag
Just for today - I’m not going to have anal sex out of respect for my country
Just for today - if I’m supposed to wear a dress, I will and if I’m supposed to wear pants, I’ll do that, too
Just for today - I won’t kill a baby
Just for today - I’ll let Jesus in my heart
Just for today - I won’t kick a veteran
Just for today - I won’t buy the New York Times
Just for today - I’ll stand up for the United States of America
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God is Love!
Billy Bob
@ Tristan
Typical liberal! PFC Rob is fighting the Iraquis for your freedom and all you can do is complain.
We?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve allready got our freedom, but your war lust might very soon put an end to it..
Ev said:
Oh I forgot to say.
If you REALLY are a member of Kilo Company, 3rd Batt, 1st Marine I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve just dropped a note to your Company First Sergeant, Brad Kasal expressing my interest in your comments.
If you are real you will shortly be having an interesting chat. If you are not, there are going to be a number of very unhappy US Marines with intent?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.
OMG. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d love to see that. Great idea! And US Marines with an intent are something you certainly don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want to be after your ass.
@ Tristan: Hey can you inform Sam that he should send The Unit after me? Cause me and my buddies are waiting for it, submachineguns and assault rifles ready.:)
Typical liberal! PFC Rob is fighting the Iraquis for your freedom and all you can do is complain.
And how does the typical Iraqi civilian (the ones which die most) threaten the freedom of america? You know that most of those terrorists are not Iraqis but foreigners moving to the country only because there are americans they can kill?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! And then imprison him for crimes against peace, humanity and the planet! And for murder, fraud and deserting the army during Vietnam!
“the other day a marine called PFC Pyle comitted suicide
he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d killed himself with his own rifle?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
Have you seen “Full metal jacket” lately??
Fighting for our freedom…in some cases I suppose it has been true, but in most cases it’s just another line to feed the ignorant public a lie and conceal different agendas.
Iraq is part of the neocon Project for the New American century plan. Read their year 2000 document “Rebuilding America’s defences”, in it says USA needs a permanent military presence in the middle-east to protect the continues flow of oil, that the oil shouldn’t fall into the hands of any upcoming superpowers like China. It also said that even if Saddam should pass from the scene we’d still need to have our solddiers boots on the ground.
So the agenda pre-dated 9/11 which didn’t change anything. In fact it was merely a needed event (”The new pearl Harbor”) to press the go button for the imperialist plan.
I’m going to recommend a few documentaties for you people to watch. You have to have in mind that people seldom do want war (yes even in America) and people are fed large lies (from both dems and repubs), they think you are stupid and can’t figure these things out. They even have own websites in which they state their goals (www.newamericancentury.org) but realize that the busy American worker has no time to investigate what is really going and and they know that the media won’t point these things out, because the media (let’s be honest) has almost always served the elite interests.
Here are a few documentaries:
Hijacking Catastrophe: 9/11, Fear, and the Selling of American Empire:
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article6895.htm (About PNAC)
What I’ve Learned About US Foreign Policy: The war against the Third World:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3453261789658676035&q=what+i%27ve+learned+about
The Oil Factor:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1130731388742388243&q=oil+factor
Iraq The Hidden Story:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2179700192640504810&q=Iraq+The+Hidden+War
Why We Fight:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3787578650617448322&q=why+we+fight
independent media in a time of war:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6546453033984487696&q=independent+media+in+time+of+war
Breaking the Silence: Truth and Lies in the War on Terror
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4527835028345509000&q=Breaking+the+Silence
Also try to watch and locate “Weapons of Mass deception”. Almost anything and recent with Scott Ritter (both parties blamed and he has begun to talk about PNAC), “Saddam Americas Best Enemy”, “Hidden wars of the desert storm”, “Propaganda War - Operation Saddam”, “Uncovered the whole truth about the Iraq War”,
Something to read about:
Office of special plans
Downing Street Memos
Cheney’s energy task force
AIE (in same building as PNAC, I’ve already read their talking points about Iran, months ago)
Leo Strauss
Lack of knowledge is very american these days, but it’s one of the greater sins.
Hi, Sammy, I am by the beach, the weather great and I soon have lunch. Just to let you know I think of you always, and look forward to seeing you and the guys in the Unit. I must meet with my friend Proud German and we all have a beer (German, nat??Ǭ?rlich) together.
Proud German, dsm and many other of the guys, they have a good understanding, you should listen to them. Now, Billy Bob, I’m not so sure…Billy, I hadn’t thought to have anal intercourse until you suggested it. I’m afraid I cannot let Jesus into my heart because I look at the world around me and ask ‘if there is a god, he isn’t much use to let things get like this, so what’s the point of him’.
You and the guys can look for me, Ave. Jules Grec.
@dsm
Great to see a true American in here, your kind are the ones who should run the US. :o)
That letter is written in the exact same style as every other STR.com “article”
I think this one was written by Tristan…
The liberal propaganda linked by DSM is the great display of twisted minds at work. The people responsible should be jailed and taken away from the public to not corrupt the divine freedom of thought and expression (as defended by the govt. of the USA) with evil intentions and unpure data, directing innocent souls against the righteous authorities. I wish there was more comprehensive control of the global citizenry and the internet so these deviated minds could be tracked constantly and put into institutions to learn the true values of the modern world.
I been following this thread and you liberals just can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t keep you opinions to yourselves, can you?
Yeah, we?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re just like you republican dickheads in that category.:)
Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all think you can just mouth off about anything you want like you did in those Mind Control Institutions - oh, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sorry - Ivy League Schools that your Daddy got you into because you were too stupid to get in on your own.
Sorry to say that, but my father is working as a cook. He certainly can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t afford to bribe anyone. (And it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s quite difficult to find someone down here. In Germany, most people aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t that corrupt, you know.) And I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hate the USA. I just can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand their government because it seems to be consisting of fanatical scumbags.
And if not, you can go back to worshipping Satan and having sex with Hillary Clinton.
Well, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m agnostic. That means that I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t worship anyone. Including Satan. Honestly. And I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve never met Hillary Clinton in person. Could you please stay reasonable instead of mindlessly flaming around with prejudices? Thank you.
The German Guy
Impeach Bush! Impeach him and forget (or imprison) him!
Frenchy, you just enjoy your brie, vegatables, Vichy water and lies but when the Islamo-Nazi-Fascists march into Paris and y’all scamper like rats into the sewers like you did last time, don’t expect the U. S or A. to bail you out. And everybody knows that a Frog passing up a chance to engage in sodomy is like a dog passing up a fire hydrant and usually with the same results!
God is Love!
Sour Kraut (Heh!),
–Could you please stay reasonable instead of mindlessly flaming around with prejudices?
Well, I am so sorry that I hurt your feelings Mr. “Impeach Bush! Impeach him and forget (or imprison) him!” Honestly, I think the only thing “flaming” around here are a couple of foriners sitting on some nude beach in Europe having a vegan picnic and feeling all superior. And as for prejudice, I ain’t the one burning a flag every time our President, George Bush, opens his mouth.
Y’all don’t even live here so just keep your mouths shut for a change.
God is Love!
Now now Tristan,
I made my comments as, unlike your good self, I have served (as opposed to you servicing the Incomparable/Infeasible Shelley).
Done the whole “Travel the world, go to strange and interesting places, meet strange and interesting people….and kill them”.
Take it from me, ain’t no such thing as a liberal after you and your units have had to find, guard and clear burial pits full of the slaughtered.
So really calling me a “liberal” is shall we say stretching the verit??Ǭ© juuuuuust a little.
TTFN
the “original” bible was not written in hebrew but in arameic. in every aticles comments there is so much untruth stated for a fact with an overbold selfconfidence.
you can take a leave out of strs book. they do thorough research at least.
Whooo, Shelley! I’ve just taken this from your own Tagboard. How come?
Quote:
Shelley Goodman ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™ Liberal Democrats rock
Billy Bob ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™ God is sweet sweet homosexual love! God is Gaylord!
/quote
09/23/06 , 18:34 MEZ
Now that’s interesting. Anyone wanna comment on that?
P.S.: Tristan, I read the whole article and I know that the Koran they flushed down the toilet was just a fake. But it’s a stupid trick to play on anyone.
What a silly Billy.
I think it was the English who help us most in the last war, you guys wait to see which side looked like winning.
I guess from your eloquence you have probably never left Mugwump, Arkansas or whatever benighted place you live in. Travel a bit, get to see other people’s views, you might even like it. I have been to your country, lived and worked there. I happen to prefer Europe. Try something different. One thing’s for certain, if you just read STR, you will not learn much new.
If God is love, why are you guys so full of hate? We don’t hate you, we just laugh at your stupid ideas.
Frenchy, you just enjoy your brie, vegatables, Vichy water and lies but when the Islamo-Nazi-Fascists march into Paris and y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all scamper like rats into the sewers like you did last time, don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t expect the U. S or A. to bail you out. And everybody knows that a Frog passing up a chance to engage in sodomy is like a dog passing up a fire hydrant and usually with the same results!
1. The USA didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t help France till late in the war. In the beginning they just watched the show from the sidelines to determine who would win. There were a lot of other nations putting great effoert into that war, you certainly didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t win it by yourself.
2. Who told you that idiocy about french behaviour? Cause for sure he doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know anything and is just telling fairy tales.
3. Nazis and Islamists are two different things. Islamists are religious fanatics (similar to the STR-Crew!) while Nazis are followers of a political agenda. one hasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t anything to do with the other.
4. Again, you use personal attacks instead of any arguments with real value.
Well, I am so sorry that I hurt your feelings Mr. ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Impeach Bush! Impeach him and forget (or imprison) him!?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? Honestly, I think the only thing ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?flaming?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? around here are a couple of foriners sitting on some nude beach in Europe having a vegan picnic and feeling all superior. And as for prejudice, I ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t the one burning a flag every time our President, George Bush, opens his mouth.
Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even live here so just keep your mouths shut for a change.
1. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not flaming you, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m flaming Bush. And as he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a politician he has to take it and still stand. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s part of his job.
2. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t burn flags, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a stupid thing only fanatical idiots do. And I actually like the USA. I just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like those corrupt morons in the government.
3. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know any “nude beaches” in Southern Germany. (understand that europe isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t one country but a cluster of several. There are big differences for example between Germany and Italy.) At least I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve never seen one.
4. Well, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t live in the USA, but Bush is an actual danger for world peace, and that is of everyones concern. And no, I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t “shut up” because insulting me won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stop me talking.
5. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not a vegetarian.
6. Calling me Sauerkraut (I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve corrected the spelling btw!) doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t make you look intelligent. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just using another realyy old cliche. And I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even like Sauerkraut.
The German Guy
Preserve world peace! IMPEACH BUSH!
HEY SAM: WHERE`S YOUR SPECIAL “UNIT”? I`M STILL WATING FOR THEM TO PAY ME AN VISIT. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•VE ALREDY GIVEN YOU MY ADRESS WHEN YOU REPORTED ME TO THE FBI. REMEMBER? WHY ARE THOSE GUYS TAKING SO LONG?
The German Guy
Preserve world peace! IMPEACH BUSH!
Listen up, Pee-air (heh! I ain’t about to use your real name since that would besmirch the name of our Merciful Lord and Savior)
I don’t need to to “see other people’s views” and I don’t need “travel”. My eyes are just fine and I have Jesus Christ walking next to me to steady me if I stumble and to lean on if I twist my ankle real bad. Jesus Christ has never failed me and I have never failed America and the means that Jesus Christ has never failed America so why would I wanna change horses in the middle of the road?
And what did all your people’s veiws seeing and travel get you? I can tell you right now - it brought you Satan in the form of moral confusion. It dulled your senses to the horrors and evils of this world. It brought you an increased risk of sexually transmitted diseases. You think it opened your mind and maybe it did but there’s a lot of stuff that it’s better not to think about and I’m pretty sure it was more than your mind that got opened, if you catch my drift.
Why would anyone want that? Why would they want their body to be used in ways that God never intended it to be used? Why would you wanna think about dark and evil things when thinking about ways to glorify Jesus and the United States of America satisfies your soul as much as watching Rosie O’Donnel and Ellen DeGeneres kiss pollutes it? It just don’t make any sense! If you wanna live your life under the grey cloud of liberal secularism then you go right ahead. Have a nice time in Hell. I prefer to walk in the sunshine of Jesus’ love.
As to being hateful, Mr. Chomps A You-Know-What, I beg your pardon but when the Devil knocks on my door, you’ll forgive me for not being a gracious host.
I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t need to to ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?see other people?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s views?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t need ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?travel?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. My eyes are just fine and I have Jesus Christ walking next to me to steady me if I stumble and to lean on if I twist my ankle real bad. Jesus Christ has never failed me and I have never failed America and the means that Jesus Christ has never failed America so why would I wanna change horses in the middle of the road?
He doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want you to “change horses”. He wants you to learn something about other countries. Even if you still have the same believes afterwards, this could come in handy.
And what did all your people?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s veiws seeing and travel get you? I can tell you right now - it brought you Satan in the form of moral confusion. It dulled your senses to the horrors and evils of this world. It brought you an increased risk of sexually transmitted diseases. You think it opened your mind and maybe it did but there?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a lot of stuff that it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s better not to think about and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m pretty sure it was more than your mind that got opened, if you catch my drift.
Ahhh… the gold ol?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•one: There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s wisdom god doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t wan you to have so don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get it. You know what: As long as you stay to him, god doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care of what you know. And most liberals aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t morally confused. The one?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not following a religion follow a other good source of morals: logical thinking (what you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want to be done to you, don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do to others!)
Why would anyone want that? Why would they want their body to be used in ways that God never intended it to be used? Why would you wanna think about dark and evil things when thinking about ways to glorify Jesus and the United States of America satisfies your soul as much as watching Rosie O?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥Donnel and Ellen DeGeneres kiss pollutes it? It just don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t make any sense! If you wanna live your life under the grey cloud of liberal secularism then you go right ahead. Have a nice time in Hell. I prefer to walk in the sunshine of Jesus?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ love.
Perhaps because they see it reversed? To me, your ideal christian world looks like some sort of an fascist state. Then I really prefer liberal democracy. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s bright sunshine compared to your vision. And how do you know what god thinks about the subject. Show me a part of the bible telling that god hates liberals. (Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t confuse it with things like homosexuality, there are actually a lot of liberals that have the same opinion as you in that subject.)
As to being hateful, Mr. Chomps A You-Know-What, I beg your pardon but when the Devil knocks on my door, you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll forgive me for not being a gracious host.
1. Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t insult people. It won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have a good effect on the atmosphere in here and it will make you look like a moron.
2. When I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m reading the bible and reading this, there are hundreds of reasons why Shelley and everybody sharing her opinion will go straight to hell. And you can be sure that Satan (although I doubt that he exists) wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be a gracious guest. He would perhaps not come through the door but through the wall leaving a big hole.
The German Guy
Preserve world peace! IMPEACH BUSH!
I will pray for you The German Guy, you have let yourself to be totally consumed by the liberal media and your own baseless ideas about the reality. Lay off from your random wanderings and let Shelley’s site shine on you as the beacon of reason and righteousness. I know, the first steps are the hardest, but in the end you shall be plentifully rewarded. It seems you haven’t for example realized, that the nations have no meaning. Let the world government rise (from the ashes if needed to be!) and all shall be awarded freedom.. The US is doing all the hard work but gets little gratitude and is often misunderstood. Why oppose the inevitable ?
PFC Michael Rob, humor is the best medicine and now after reading your post and rolling on the floor with laughter I feel completely medicated. You sir are the cream of American spunk. I salute you.
Please post more of America’s funniest pranks, Bagdad style. I love it!
Your post makes me proud to be 100% American, 0% stinking Europeeing.
Hahaha, what a dummy. Dead men don’t hate, stupid! “Proud German” (aka Sour Kraut) is an oxymoron. And so are you.
Shorter German: Blah blah blah I hate America. Because they kicked our asses in WWII and killed Hitler, my lover.
So you’re proudly going to Hell where Satan’s minions will prick your dainty ass with pitchforks, where worms will be your bed and toil under the lash will be your only joy. Cockroaches and feces will be your only meal and your bottom will be everybody’s favorite lunch. Enjoy your destiny, depraved sinner!
You are a liar sir. Ever heard of the bombing of WTC in 1993. That was under Klintoon’s unwatchful eye. Everytime you lie, a little more of your depraved soul dies. Satan is the evil beneficiary of your lies upon despicable lies.
Billy Bob Neck, your poem brought tears to my eyes. You are a great American!
I bet his superior officer salutes, says “job well done soldier” and gives him a medal. PFC Rob is a shining example of American bravery and good humor. I’ll bet he thanks you, dirty hippie LIEberal, for his Congressional Medal of Honor.
R23, proud member of the Unit, a berserker in Sam’s Brigade for Christ.
Hahaha, what a dummy. Dead men don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t hate, stupid! ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Proud German?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? (aka Sour Kraut) is an oxymoron. And so are you
That was referring to the local populatin as whole. Would you like someone coming into your country to free you, then shooting up your neighbours and family members? Because that besically is what your Army is doing in Iraq. And why is a proud german an oxymoron? There are other things in our history besides the 3rd Reich, you know? And a lot of that stuff is something to be proud about. Oh, and I still don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like Sauerkraut. Italian food is waaayy better!
Shorter German: Blah blah blah I hate America. Because they kicked our asses in WWII and killed Hitler, my lover.
1. In that case I had to hate the brits, too. Because without them, the frenchies, the russkies and all the other nations, your countries troops would have most probable never made to the european continent.
2. I repeat: I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hate the USA. They?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re a nice country. I just strongly dislike that moron in the White House.
3. Hitler can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be my lover because a) I hate nazis, b) he was dead long before I was born and c) because I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not gay.
You are a liar sir. Ever heard of the bombing of WTC in 1993. That was under Klintoon?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s unwatchful eye. Everytime you lie, a little more of your depraved soul dies. Satan is the evil beneficiary of your lies upon despicable lies.
My fault. I admit, you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re right about 1993. But still, acording to those records of the FBI, Bush would have been able to preven 9/11 if he had only listened…
oh, before I forgot, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no proof of the existence of that thing you cll “Satan”. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m agnostic, remember?
I bet his superior officer salutes, says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?job well done soldier?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and gives him a medal. PFC Rob is a shining example of American bravery and good humor. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll bet he thanks you, dirty hippie LIEberal, for his Congressional Medal of Honor.
Too bad that the Congress has to approve for him to get the Medal of honor. And after the elections in November…. no chance.
So you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re proudly going to Hell where Satan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s minions will prick your dainty ass with pitchforks, where worms will be your bed and toil under the lash will be your only joy. Cockroaches and feces will be your only meal and your bottom will be everybody?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s favorite lunch. Enjoy your destiny, depraved sinner!
As I said, there is no heaven or hell, at least that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s what I know. There?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no proof of those places to exist or not to exist. Thus threatening me with them or telling me that I will go to one or another is totally pointless.
I will pray for you The German Guy, you have let yourself to be totally consumed by the liberal media and your own baseless ideas about the reality. Lay off from your random wanderings and let Shelley?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s site shine on you as the beacon of reason and righteousness. I know, the first steps are the hardest, but in the end you shall be plentifully rewarded. It seems you haven?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t for example realized, that the nations have no meaning. Let the world government rise (from the ashes if needed to be!) and all shall be awarded freedom.. The US is doing all the hard work but gets little gratitude and is often misunderstood. Why oppose the inevitable ?
Praying is pointless, even if god does exist, he certainly won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care for us tiny humans as long as don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do things like starting WWIII. And I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not consumed by any side. I just compare sources of both sides and neutral ones and pick my own opinion. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s freedom. For giving in to Shelley wisdom (now THAT`S an oxymoron!) she and her crew would first have to write some really intelligent and well resaerched articles, not that fanatical giberish they post on this site. Oh, and I strongly encourage you to pray for that world government no to rise. Cause most certainly the ashes will be either the ones of the USA or (if the thing goes nuclear) the ones of the ehole world. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think you would like anyone of those possibilities. And about opposing the inevitable: Well it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the same thing those colonial militias did in your Independence War. Sometimes the inevitable is not as inevitable as it seems…. And the USA winning a war against the whole world is not inevitable. If going against the whole world, the defeat of the USA is inevitable. Honestly.
R23, proud member of the Unit, a berserker in Sam?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Brigade for Christ.
So, Richie, can you tell me when Sam wants to visit me? Cause I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m really looking forward to meet him personally. And my friends in our tank company just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want to wait longer, too. (One hint: Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t come to Germany and try to do something fishy. The police forces here in the country are to be reckoned with and if you dare to breaak into a military installation you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re basically dead meat.)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! Impeach him for Guantanamo, Abu Ghreib and all the other occasions when he broke the Human Rights and the Geneva Convention!
@Proud German
You are right as allways, and yeah after the elections in November Baby Bush will come crying back to Senior Bush, snot dripping from his nose… Wuuaahh…. daddy… nobody likes me.. And papa Bush will comfort him and say…I know son…Just like me you blew it…Now come, let me change your diper..
Haha! What a stupid comment! We ARE free, dummy!
Other than sour kraut and oktoberfest? Tell me more, Sour Kraut!
So you prefer Mussolini to Hitler? Well you are a traitor in more ways than one. Even to your own fatherland. You should be proud, German.
You’ll know for sure, sooner or later. And the sooner the better!
Hah! That’s a good one! Why on God’s green earth would anyone want to visit a sad little buboe like you! I’m sure the mere threat of a visitation by a servant of God made you pee your panties. Sam never wants to visit you. You probably smell like pee and pimple cream.
Respectfully,
R23
PS: Learn to use the blockquote tag. I oftentimes can’t tell where your ignorant blather begins and the wise prose you are responding to ends.
<blockquote>I am a gay German guy who wears leather underpants and dances all night to Satanic techno musik.</blockquote>
I hope that helps and the html code works. In Jesus’ name, amen.
u know i bet god would even hate this site……..
Hey, Fake Christian! Bush is not running for election. You’re running at the mouth and saying nothing as usual. And that funny taste in your mouth is the snot dripping from your nose.
I can’t believe that Shelley allows you filthy LIEberals to post. She is too kind!
Richard23, your god give you a brain, but he forgot to tell you how to use it.
And open a history book, Germany has a lot longer History compared to U.S.A. and I’m proud of them even if I’m not German.
Richard23, your religion has nothing to do with politics, so stop praise your god’s name when talking about serious thing like war in Iraq or governance of your country.
Richard 23 is a twat.
this shows how we torture the poor prisoners in iraq. by the way ur gf was so ugly she made me throw up. lucky u ;)
@R23
Just a few examples of our great (and by the way much older than your own) history: Biggest and mightiest state in Europe in the middle ages (yeah, this was the time when your ancestors used to lived here), defeating Napoleon…
Than we got some of the most important persons in world history: Goethe, Schiller, Einstein, Karl the Great, von Braun…
But as I`m not your teacher get youself a histoybook and read it!
So if i like Italian food, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a fan of Moussolini? If I eat Chinese food I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a supporter of Mao? If I smoke a Cuban cigar I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a supporter of Fidel Castro?
So I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a facist communist? And what happens then to me, if I drink a big glas of cold Coca-Cola (what I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m doing rightaway in the moment)? Then I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a facistcommunistcapitalist?
Great logic!
And you are wrong, Sam wanted to visit us in Europe to show us his incredible unit.
@Sam
Can you and your Unit please come to New Zealand, too. For two reasons:
1.) I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not in Europe in the moment, but I really want to see your Unit.
2.) They are not all worshipping the “christian god”, so it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a good opportunity for you to save these poor souls!
richard23 said:” Would you like someone coming into your country to free you, then shooting up your neighbours and family members?
Haha! What a stupid comment! We ARE free, dummy!”
no, th??Ǭ?ts a stupid comment. i recognised it by the way it neatly avoids the point.
r23 said: ” Italian food is waaayy better!
So you prefer Mussolini to Hitler? Well you are a traitor in more ways than one. Even to your own fatherland. You should be proud, German.”
his remark is about F-O-O-D, boy. i like baked bananas, oh no now it’s clear i support the congo genocide!
r2d2 said:”bleep bleep”
r23 said: ” As I said, there is no heaven or hell, at least that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s what I know.
You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll know for sure, sooner or later. And the sooner the better!”
no, YOU’ll know for sure. i allready know and so does he.
r23: “Sam never wants to visit you. You probably smell like pee and pimple cream.”
maybe there in the deep south you still use your pee on your pimples like before the Enlightning but with us civilised peeps Clearasil smells rather good.
r23 said: “Why on God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s green earth would anyone want to visit a sad little buboe like you!”
the earth is blue my little colourblind fool. and seeing how we screw her over she’s turning slightly brown and yellow. or don’t you believe in satelites since they make it clear there is no god in heaven.
“In Jesus?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ name, amen.”
whatever, i say
in Enki’s name, amen
or
in Katinka’s name (my cat), amen
How come it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s always the hatful, dumb, bastards, who pretend to love Jesus the most. Richard, Billy Bob and all the others retards out there hoes names I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t remember, you clearly don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know the first thing about the teachings of Jesus.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? (John 13:34-35)
“There is a saying, ‘Love your friends and hate your enemies.’ But I say: Love your enemies! Pray for those who persecute you! In that way you will be acting as true sons of your Father in heaven. For he gives his sunlight to both the evil and the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust too. If you love only those who love you, what good is that? Even scoundrels do that much. If you are friendly only to your friends, how are you different from anyone else? Even the heathen do that. But you are to be perfect, even as your Father in heaven is perfect. (Matthew 5:43-48)
“You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth.’ “But I say to you, do not resist him who is evil; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also. (Matthew 5:38-39)
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye. (Matthew 7:1-5)
When you will be able to live by those principles, only then will you have the right to call your selves true Christians.
@ Richard23
I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe that Shelley allows you filthy LIEberals to post.
Why, because you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t handle the truth?
And you are calling ME a Fake Christian, when all you do in here with your ignorant hatefull comments and posts, is to twist the sacred words of the bible… Satan isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t God you know, so don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use his holy name to spread your diabolical propaganda…
May God have mercy on your soul..
Impeach Bush the Antichrist.
Richie said:
Haha! What a stupid comment! We ARE free, dummy!
I asked you to imagine. or is that impossible for you? Or did just not understand?
Richie said:
Other than sour kraut and oktoberfest? Tell me more, Sour Kraut!
A long history, ( You know that in Medieval we went on crusade while your country didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even exist? Ever heard of Friedrich Barbarossa?) many inventions (like the method of printing books. the first book not made by hand was the so called Gutenberg Bibel invented by the german Johann Gutenberg.) and our achievements after WWII like building up a country from the ashes in less than 15 years, being a respected member of the international community and having one of the strongest economieas worldwide. And the most recent things: We hosted the World Championships with great success, the pope is german and we take part in the UN peacekeeping mission in Lebanon with 16 warships and ca. 1000 sailors and soldiers.
Richie said:
So you prefer Mussolini to Hitler? Well you are a traitor in more ways than one. Even to your own fatherland. You should be proud, German.
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m talking about food. And I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand anyone. The first one sent my grandpa in an unnecessary death and the other one helped him doing that. I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand facist or communists because their systems are basically the same: dictatorship. Luckily, I live in a truly democratic country.
Richie said:
You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll know for sure, sooner or later. And the sooner the better!
Sorry, man, but I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m in best health and don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t intend to leave this world so soon. There are still a few decades I will witness world?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s history.
Richie said:
Hah! That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a good one! Why on God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s green earth would anyone want to visit a sad little buboe like you! I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure the mere threat of a visitation by a servant of God made you pee your panties. Sam never wants to visit you. You probably smell like pee and pimple cream.
Because he told me that he and The Unit would visit me soon? Basically he threatened me to sent his ramshackle militia after me. If they ever find the way, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s it! And no, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t pee in my pants. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a soldier, if anyone wants to mess with me, he will have a hard time.
PS: Learn to not attack other people personally. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s immature and dumb.
The German Guy
Still waiting for The Unit
IMPEACH BUSH!
Richard23, what a guy. You think of Billy Bob as being a bit challenged, but this guy…new depths of stupidity. Richard, read what Proud German has to say and then try to respond without childish obscenities, without referring to what this magician you call god is going to do to us disbelievers, and by preference with better spelling and grammar.
I want to know what you people are in favour of. You are against anyone who doesn’t share your idol-worshipping, anyone foreign, any ideas other than your own…the list goes on. Oh, yes, you are for the torturing and humiliation of people captured and imprisoned (illegally) in an illegal war. And you think this make you look good in the eyes of your god?
Still waiting in Antibes to hear from the Unit…back to Montpellier tonight….Rue des Fr??¢‚Äû¬¢nes.
few months ago i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve seen this site which makes me smile every day..
but then my old link was broken
no i found it again it this blog makes my day brighter then ever…
shelley is the same stupid retard then ever..tristan didnt change his mind, too.
he is still the same intollerant fanatic christ then ever!
but didnt jesus told us to love everybody no matter which confession, gender or personality?
yes i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not a christ im atheist..but i know enough about the bible, the koran (islam), the tora (jewish and the veden (hinduism)to say that all religions jugde the hate to other
so go home..read your fucking bible, support your crappy president and go to have sex with your priests!
PS: WAR IS THE WAY GOD TEACHS GEOGRAPHY TO THE US
greetz from the bad guy from germany
PPS: Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re damn right! go on!
Lemme see if I can explain this to you in real small words Mr.I-Don’t-Have-The-Guts-To-Sign-My-Name - YOU DIDN’T WRITE THE BIBLE. All you whiny liberals really get my dander up with all of your “I think the Bible ought to say this” nonsense. IT DON’T. Stop trying to make it say things that it don’t say.
Lemme walk you through this. Try to focus if your head ain’t too consumed with drugs and sodomy -
1) God wrote the Bible
2) The Bible is God’s Word
3) God’s Word is written by God
4) God want us to follow the Word that He wrote
It just ain’t that hard a concept to follow! God says “Don’t be Gay” then you shouldn’t be gay! See how it works!
I’m gonna give you another example - God says “Marriage is between one man and one woman”. I know that y’all probably just got back from a rave or a coven meeting so you’re not thinking too clearly, but try to figure out what that means. I’m gonna give you a hint - it DON’T mean that you can marry as many men, women, dogs and tables as you want to.
So, given what we just learned when God says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Love your friends and hate your enemies?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ what on earth could he possibly mean?
I’m sure that all you liberals and Yurp-peeings is sitting there scratching your head and saying, “Sacray blue, he makes so much sense there’s gotta be a trick to it somewhere.” Well, there ain’t.
God talks. You listen. End of story.
Jesus, proud German, your posts are getting better with every time ^^ Btw, I would love to see Sam’s “Unit” beat up by you. You don’t intend to catch that on video? (in case they ever find the way)
@Richard: What should we, the Germans, be proud of? Good question. How about: Inventing letter print (as mentioned, the Gutenberg Bible was the first book printed ever), German poets like Goethe, Schiller and Lessing (their works are internationally famous for being absolutely awesome), lots of German scientists who belonged to the best in the world (Einstein, von Braun, Fraunhofer, Weizs??Ǭßcker, Hahn and heisenberg - the last three of them, by the way, helped the US to invent your beautiful A-bombs which you dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people when the war was as good as over already), military forces that are well-trained and who actually KEEP to international guide lines, laws that protect us from dictatorship and Nazis today (making or drawing any signs that Hitler used is against the law and is punished) and especially: A new youth full of young people who honour life and morals have something like environmental awareness, which your conuntry seem to lack at all. Want to comment on any of that?
@Shelley: Hey, I’m still waiting for a comment on the lines I took from your tag bord. Don’t you car to explain this paradoxon to me?
*joining Proud German in his fight against the stupidity of this site*
IMPEACH BUSH!
God bless all the people equipped with brains!
Thank you Billy Bob - you are a true Patriot and a Servant of God. Thank you for bringing your own sober moderate voice to this forum.
The liberals want nothing more than to pervert Jesus’s words. It’s up to pople like us to defend God’s word from these drug-sex freaks. What would an athiest know about Christ’s love anyway - the way I see it they are not qualified to say anything at all about the bible because if you dont know Jesus then you dont know a thing.
It’s up to people like us to fight the war in Iraq for jesus, because the liberals have already cut & run, even the ones who had the guts to support it in the first place.
SAVE THE SOLDIERS!
Dear Billy Bob
Er, no. Whether you choose to believe in this being or not, you are wrong. Firstly, which book? There are 66. Secondly, old or new testament? Many scholars disagree whether the OT was written by one person (Moses) or many, and the majority say the latter. As for the NT, largely written by the apostles. No-one, apart from religious lunatics says it is god. Facts, my vituperous friend, facts. Oh, as a codacil, I’m guessing you probably didn’t write it either.
Congratulations on better spelling.
Tristan, please tell me how you reconcile “As to being hateful, Mr. Chomps A You-Know-What…” with the phrase “sober moderate voice”.
Billy Bob redNeck said: “Lemme walk you through this. Try to focus if your head ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t too consumed with drugs and sodomy -
1) God wrote the Bible
2) The Bible is God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Word
3) God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Word is written by God
4) God want us to follow the Word that He wrote”
eh, what i learned is the following dear Bobby, i searched it up again and ‘ve written down the place you can find it:::
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness…
let me put it otherwise, boy:
Men wrote the bible, it was INSPIRED by god (from latin inspirare=to breath into).
some versions translate this as “every writing is god-breathed” with a concordant in the original greek for “blowing”.
so, your bible wasn’t written by god.
and as for your second example about marriage is only between a man and a woman and your interpretation of it saying allowance to only marrying 1 partner, is just that, YOUR interpretation. in deuteronomy you can read that when A man (no sidenote about him already being married or not) rapes a woman he has to marry her (i think it’s somewhere in exodus too). also in deuteronomy you can read about devorce so meaning having more than one partner.
plus, many of god’s men were polygamists and god blessed there laps and marriages.
learn how to read and stick by your god’s wishes billyboy
How dare can you say these things Billy Bob? I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll have you know that every quotations of Jesus I put out there came directly from the bible (I even put the references at the end of each one if you want to verify them). At least when I say something is in the Bible I can prove it with quotations and references. I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t just pull it out of my ass and say that it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the word of God.
By the way, the bible was not written by god himself. Half of it we call the Old Testament is from Jewish tradition (it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s basically the same thing as the torah) these stories are so old we don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know who wrote them for the first time. However, the other half, the New Testament, is the part about Jesus and what we find in this part is what makes the difference between Christians and other religions because it contains the teachings of Christ. Now for the New Testament we actually know who wrote it and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sorry to tell you it was not God, at least not in person. It was the evangelists (Matthew, Mark, Luke and John) who wrote the New Testament. Of these, only one (Matthew) was actually an apostle, meaning he followed Jesus on his journey, the others wrote there gospels some time after Jesus?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ death.
Now for the matter of homosexuality, a subject that keeps coming up in almost all your messages, are you sure you aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t secretly gay, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not trying to insult you here it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s just that you mention it so often one wonders if your not repressing your true nature. Now for myself I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not a big fane of it either but I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll take a page out of the book of Matthew on this and say ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Do not judge, or you too will be judged.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? I, like you, know that the bible says homosexuality is a sin. But I bet you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even know where it says that (like I bet you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know where anything is written in the Bible). So here is a little challenge for you. Why don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you find the passage where it is said? If you do that, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll admit publicly that you at least know a little bit about the Bible.
I luuv those Juba videos, nothing like a clean bullit through an occupant head to make my day. Splat, haha! Anybody know if there are some fresh videos for me to enjoy?
@ Billy Bob Neck
It just ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t that hard a concept to follow! God says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be Gay?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? then you shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be gay! See how it works!
The bible also says: Thau shall not kill!!!
It just ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t that hard a concept to follow! God says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t kill?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? then you shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t kill! See how it works!
And for sexual behaviors: Republican sex scandals.
Mike Bowers Former State Attorney General, prosecuted the famous Bowers vs. Hardwick case, based on Georgia anti-sodomy laws. Admitted to a 10-year adulterous affair Slate article
Pat Buchanan predidential candidate, media talking-head. His campaign refused to confirm or deny whether Pat has had chlamydia or any other venereal diseases.
Andrew Buhr, Republican politician, former committeeman for Hadley Township Missouri, was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Source
Ted Bundy campaigned for the Republican Party. Infamous serial rapist who murdered 16 women. Source: BBC
Jim Bunn Congressman of Oregon: With his success due in great part to support from the Christian Coalition, Bunn won his congressional seat, then immediately ditched his wife (and mother of his five children), married a staffer, and put his new wife on the state payroll for the unheard-of salary of $97,500. Conservative Babylon
John Allen Burt, Republican anti-abortion activist, convicted of sexually molesting a 15 year old girl at the home for troubled girls that he ran. Source: Pensacola News Journal
Dan Burton, Republican Congressman who, while married, fathered a child by another woman. Salon.com Article
George W. Bush, Republican president, accused in a criminal complaint and lawsuit of raping Margie Schoedinger, who was later suicided. Accused by Tammy Phillips, a former stripper quoted in the National Enquirer in 2000 saying she had an affair with Bush that had ended in 1999.
Neil Bush, brother or G. W. Bush, in a March 2003 divorce deposition, admitted repeatedly having sex with strange women who just showed up at his room while on an Asian business trip. (Overshadowing the sex scandal; the business scandal–see link.) Washington Post article.
As you can see, Your beloved President is on this list, right beside his own brother and another famous Republican, TED BUNDY… This is not behaviour tollerated by my version of the bible, and still you people claim that G.W.B. Was put in his seat by GOD…. What a bunch of heretics you all are…
Son, lemme just ask you one question - y’all remember an act called Wayland Flowers and Madame? It was a ventriloquism act. Wayland was the human and Madame was his dummy. Now, I don’t know how much you know about ventriloquism, but the dummy usually gets the funny lines while Wayland sits there and asking questions. I hope you’re seeing where I’m going with this.
Here’s the question - Do you think that Madame wrote her own material? Or is it a case where Wayland wrote everything out ahead of time and told her what to say and how to say it?
I seem to recall a great big flood that wiped out everybody on the earth except for a sailor, his wife and his kids. I can’t quite remember the name of the sailor though. Can anybody help me out with this?
Read a little further down, though, son
So I guess in this way, maybe I’m not following the Word of God because I continue to “give what is holy to dog” and right now I certainly feel torn to pieces.
And as to sex scandals, I see you didn’t bother to mention Hillary Clinton and the incident at the Girl Scout camp in Arkansas when President Scumbag was still Governor. Nope. Didn’t say a word about that because it don’t support your vile agenda of turning the Bible into a sit-com.
If I didn’t have Jesus as my gas mask, I’d pass out from the sulfar smell of this thread.
billyman said: “Here?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the question - Do you think that Madame wrote her own material? Or is it a case where Wayland wrote everything out ahead of time and told her what to say and how to say it?”
here’s the answer: that’s as far as you can answer it, by saying: “i think that,,,”. there is no definite answer. if it is like you “think” it is, that the biblical authors were “handpuppets”, “guided”, by god then it’s merely that: you think that. ok, backed by the bible but that’s the only verification we have and it’s a poor one.
all i have is you saying god inspired it and a book with authors claiming they’ve been inspired.
and then?
i can say i’m inspired by god, how can you ever tell a true divine inspiration apart from a false one?
for ages people ‘ve thought they could and see were you are now, in number x of seperated churches after x schismes.
and never did god show up to give a REAL and believable and convincing answer.
B. B. N. also said: “I seem to recall a great big flood that wiped out everybody on the earth except for a sailor, his wife and his kids. I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t quite remember the name of the sailor though. Can anybody help me out with this?”
first, the old testament and it’s polygamistic content occured (according to it’s own chronology) AFTER the flood. so your insinuation that polygamistic behaviour was wiped out in the flood is plain wrong.
second, yes i can help you with your question. the character you’re refering to is called Utnapishtim/Ziusudra an