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The top 5 of the worst threats to the Homeland (Sep 2007)

1. ISLAMOFASCISM: Taliban/Al Qaeda/Islam:

Taliban

The pope just recently said it bluntly: The old muslim Mohamed started terrorism on earth by spreading his hate through the sword. All muslims hate the homeland, hate the Leader and hate all Americans. They want to kill us, the best thing is to kill them first! Everybody threatening America will pay a serious price! BRING’EM ON! (picture: cnn.com)


2. The Devil (and his advocates like Marilyn Manson (Devil in my Lunchbox) and Billy Talent (Devil at a Midnight Mass))

Satan

Satanists want to kill your pet and drink its blood right from the vein, they want to kill you and rape your daughter. Satanists need to be dealt with in the hardest manner possible. May I suggest texas style? (picture: deathandhell.com)


3. Gays/Lesbians and their plan to destroy the Homeland

Gays

Gays want to destroy the homeland you know and love. They came in through the “backdoor” and they want to stay but they can’t. The Lord know I do whatever I can to save their souls. The gay conversion of Tommy is almost done by the way. I will write about it soon. Gays in general need to stop their disgusting anal sex pleasures and turn to God! (picture: teenboysmag.com)


4. Liberals

Clinton

Give a liberal the choice of preserving the civil liberties of a terrorist killer or saving innocent American lifes and he will ALWAYS choose to protect the “rights” of the terrorist. This disgusting oral sex fetishist Clinton had Osama Bin Laden cornered in 1999 and let him go, you make me sick Clinton! Burn in hell! (picture: time.blogs.com)


5. Europeans:

EuroPorn

I just recently received this email from the STR europe correspondent, Johan Svensson:

In Denmark is it legal to have sex with animals… You might not believe it but i read an article about whore houses in denmark that prostitutes the animal on there farm. Thay have customers from all over Europe. The article was not in English http://expressen.se/index.jsp?a=683240 and it dont refer to the website of the farm offering this service. But you might want to cast som light on this and help save the animals.
/Johan

(Thanks Johan, you prove that there a still living decent humans in Europe)

How sick can you get? Animal whorehouses? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, EUROPE? It’s not only that they prostitute poor animals, they also abuse their children, they sexually abuse their school children, they wear rubber underpants, piss on themselves. Male teachers wear high heels to school, they have vending machines with worn underware, on ebay.de (the germ-an site) they are selling unwashed socks and old shoes, packed in plastik bags to preserve the stink. Look at the erotic movie above, I count a total of 33 indecencies!
Europe is suffocating in a wave of perversions. They are going to hell, all Euro-(trash)-peans except a couple of good ones like my friend Johan.

Get active my friends.
Problems don’t solve themselves. Let me repeat the famous words of our former Leader Ronald Reagan: “Activism begins with you my friends, TAG, you’re it!”

God bless the America! The Lord is with us, my friends!

Shelley The Republican

48 Comments so far

  1. Tristan Shuddery September 17th, 2006 5:40 pm

    Well said Shelley, you know as Sam and I are allways saying, the solution to all of these problems has been known to us for thousands of years. It was the inspiration to the founding fathers and it has been the thing that Liberals, Gays, Islamofasicsts, the Devil and Europeans fear the most: I’m talking about God’s greatest gift to manking - the Ten Commandments.

  2. Shelley September 25th, 2006 12:48 am

    I agree Tristan.
    It’s all there, we just have to start enforcing the rules!
    We need goverment laws clearly based on the Ten Commandments!

    Shelley G.

  3. some girl September 25th, 2006 2:36 am

    I think what’s really destroying our homeland is the surplus of arrogance from extremists…on both sides…

  4. A French guy September 25th, 2006 3:19 am

    “It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not only that they prostitute poor animals, they also abuse their children, they sexually abuse their school children, they wear rubber underpants, piss on themselves.”
    LMAO!
    You should go to Europe someday, to see how wrong you are.

  5. True Christian September 25th, 2006 4:18 am

    In Denmark is it legal to have sex with animals?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? You might not “believe it but i read an article about whore houses in denmark that prostitutes the animal on there farm. Thay have customers from all over Europe”.

    You are right, it happend and there was no law against it. But luckely, our government is taking action against it right now.

    “they also abuse their children, they sexually abuse their school children.

    Well that happens more often in the US of A than in Europe….

    And in the US, the school children kill their teachers and friends while they are in school, instead of actually learning something…

  6. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 25th, 2006 7:36 am

    Too moronic to be commented on.

  7. SF September 25th, 2006 7:49 am

    If you want to attack European porn, it’s no good posting covers with “Made in the USA” on them ;-)

  8. Tristan Shuddery September 25th, 2006 8:35 am

    If you want to attack European porn, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s no good posting covers with ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Made in the USA?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? on them ;-)

    The DVDs may have been “made” in the USA, because DVDs are an American invention, and we have the best factories. Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention, made by hard-working industrious patriotic Christians to Glory in God and for the betterment of mankind.

    Unfortunately the content on that DVD was made in the godless sodomite hell-hole called Europe. Of that there can be no doubt.

  9. True Christian September 25th, 2006 8:36 am

    The intelligence estimate, an assessment by America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s 16 intelligence agencies, found that the war in Iraq, rather than stemming the growth of terrorism, had helped fuel its spread across the globe.

    The New York Times

    Thats what we?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been saying all along, So it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s your own fault if they hate you….

  10. Billy Bob Neck September 25th, 2006 8:43 am

    The intelligence estimate, an assessment by America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s 16 intelligence agencies, found that the war in Iraq, rather than stemming the growth of terrorism, had helped fuel its spread across the globe.

    The New York Times

    The New York Times also says that God is dead, thinks Fidel Castro is a heckuva guy, forced gay marriage into Massachusetts and prints what the Bilderberg group tells them to print.

    I don’t put no stock at all in what your precious New York Times thinks about anything!

  11. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 25th, 2006 8:58 am

    Billy Bob, just exactly how did they force gay marriage into Massachusetts? Of course god isn’t dead, he was never alive. Georgie Bush/Castro..? I know whom I’d choose. At least Castro has the interests of others at heart.

  12. Mr Taco September 25th, 2006 9:29 am

    Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention

    What? Tristan you are dissapointing me, you are saying that porn is worth owning, what’s going wrong with you guys have you been possessed by the devil?

  13. Shelley September 25th, 2006 9:42 am

    Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention, made by hard-working industrious patriotic Christians to Glory in God and for the betterment of mankind.

    Tristan, you are right on the money (like always).
    Everybody denying that fact is either blind or dumb or both (a liberal).

    Shelley Goodman

  14. Billy Bob Neck September 25th, 2006 10:17 am

    just exactly how did they force gay marriage into Massachusetts?

    There’s a whole book about it - Libel by the New York Times.

    It was conceived six years earlier, with the final action being implemented by Margaret Marshall, Chief Justice of the state Supreme Court, who also happen to be the wife of Times employee Anthony Lewis, its premiere columnist, who has access to all the offices at the times building in New York.

    Of course, you’ll dismiss it out of hand because it’s full of stuff like “facts” and “research” and “truth”.

  15. Tristan Shuddery September 25th, 2006 10:22 am

    What? Tristan you are dissapointing me, you are saying that porn is worth owning, what?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s going wrong with you guys have you been possessed by the devil?

    Taco, why dont you use your New York Times reading “street smarts” to do some good in the world? How about doing something for the soldiers like supporting their mission for a change. What about doing something for the children like campaigning to stamp-out the obscene European pornography that floods into our schools and steals our children’s God given innocence.

    Just think logigically for a moment. You’ve got the freedom to say and think whatever you want? Where did that freedom come from? It didnt come from the book of Athiesm, and the Boodah didnt give it to you. Nor did Saddam Hussein hand it to you on a silver plate… your freedom came from GOD. So why dont you use that freedom for good?

  16. Anonymous September 25th, 2006 10:56 am

    “The DVDs may have been ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?made?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? in the USA, because DVDs are an American invention, and we have the best factories. Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention, made by hard-working industrious patriotic Christians to Glory in God and for the betterment of mankind.”

    Tristan, are you living on mars? you should read books sometime…
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD

    DVD are not from USA , (but maybe pornography is?)

  17. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 25th, 2006 11:05 am

    Things had been a bit quiet around here on the comedy front, but good old Tristan is back doing his best. Sadly, still not great at spelling, but give him time.

    Book of Athiesm (sic - should be ‘Atheism’, Tristan)…what exactly is that? What freedoms did your god give to us? Most of them were either arrived at through common sense or achieved through democratic process, at least, that’s the way things work in Europe. Was one of these freedoms the right to invade illegally a sovereign country and as a result raise the level of world-wide terrorism to new heights?

    We are using our freedom for good; we are highlighting the stupidity of that moron in the White House.

  18. Sam Johnston September 25th, 2006 11:19 am
  19. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 25th, 2006 12:37 pm

    Now Sam, I think praying for people to be killed is not very christian of you. Is not that one of the things you say is bad about the moslems?

    I still await my visit from the Unit. I have the wine out, I know they like it. My students tell me there was a military group called the Unit in an English tv show for children: Dr Who. Is there any connection here?

    Sorry about your car, try a BMW or a Mercedes, I can recommend both.

  20. Anonymous September 25th, 2006 12:55 pm

    Christoph said:
    too moronic to comment on

    True, but still we have the duty to show those misguided souls the way back to peace. (Or at least we have to try.)

    The pope just recently said it bluntly: The old muslim Mohamed started terrorism on earth by spreading his hate through the sword. All muslims hate the homeland, hate the Leader and hate all Americans. They want to kill us, the best thing is to kill them first! Everybody threatening America will pay a serious price! BRING?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥EM ON! (picture: cnn.com)

    I acually know some muslims who like america. Proven you wrong again! And the pope was misunderstood, he already amitted that he had chosen the wrong words. (No ranting against the german pope… Shelley, you surprise me!)

    Give a liberal the choice of preserving the civil liberties of a terrorist killer or saving innocent American lifes and he will ALWAYS choose to protect the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?rights?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? of the terrorist. This disgusting oral sex fetishist Clinton had Osama Bin Laden cornered in 1999 and let him go, you make me sick Clinton! Burn in hell! (picture: time.blogs.com)

    At least Clinton made a better job and got less americans killed than Bush. And 9/11 is Bush?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s fault. He was the president so he was responsible for preventing such attacks. Simple logic.

    Male teachers wear high heels to school, they have vending machines with worn underware, on ebay.de (the germ-an site) they are selling unwashed socks and old shoes, packed in plastik bags to preserve the stink. Look at the erotic movie above, I count a total of 33 indecencies!
    Europe is suffocating in a wave of perversions. They are going to hell, all Euro-(trash)-peans except a couple of good ones like my friend Johan.

    I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the Europe you know, honestly. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve never seen the things you describe. Seems like you know a **** about europe and just presume the worst. Hypocrisy.
    PS: That porn was “made in the USA”! OOOOOPPSS!

    Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention, made by hard-working industrious patriotic Christians to Glory in God and for the betterment of mankind.

    Yeah, you invented it. We europeans then just learned to make it better, though. And you wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even read your bible if not a european (Johann Gutenberg, a german btw.) had invented the use of printed books. And there are hundreds of other inventions made in Europe. Like, for example the first cars and gas engines. (The latter one invented by Nikolaus Otto. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s why it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s called Otto-engine.) Oh, and DVD?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s were invented by a japanese.

    Billy said:
    The New York Times also says that God is dead, thinks Fidel Castro is a heckuva guy, forced gay marriage into Massachusetts and prints what the Bilderberg group tells them to print.

    Well, in this case they were referring to an document of the US government. Do you say that the government is lying? Shame on you, Billy! And Castro is a tough guy. Otherwise he would not have survived all those tries to assasinate him or remove him from power by the USA.

    Tristan said:
    Taco, why dont you use your New York Times reading ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?street smarts?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to do some good in the world? How about doing something for the soldiers like supporting their mission for a change. What about doing something for the children like campaigning to stamp-out the obscene European pornography that floods into our schools and steals our children?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s God given innocence.

    Well, i will take another way. I will make myself strong to force the government to spend more money on education and on the security in the schools. Right now there are teachers afraid of getting killed by their armed-tot-the-thetth-pupils. That should not happen. Even here in Europe we make that better. And all those crimes carried out with legally bought guns. To save you country, you had first to disarm it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s civilians. otherwise you will sooner or later destroy yourself.

    Just think logigically for a moment. You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve got the freedom to say and think whatever you want? Where did that freedom come from? It didnt come from the book of Athiesm, and the Boodah didnt give it to you. Nor did Saddam Hussein hand it to you on a silver plate?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? your freedom came from GOD. So why dont you use that freedom for good?

    No, my freedom comes from the basic law and the constitution of the Federal Republic of Germany. God isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t involved in it. And I will use my freedom to what I want, because that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s what freedom is about! Oh, and there is no “book of atheism”. Because atheism isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t really a religion but more a lack of religion. We don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t nedd a book telling us what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s wrong and right. We can actually think ourselves and determine whether something is right or wrong.

    Sam said:
    Please pray for my car!

    http://intheholynameofgod.blogspot.com/2006/09/call-to-prayer.html

    LOL. Wow, seems like someone was really pissed of by your babbling. On the other hand, from what you tell in there, most probably it had just a malfunction. This happens to cars if they are used for a long time, you know. Especially to those low quality buckets that are produced for the american market. A hint: If there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s nothing to save, just buy a german car. Some of our companies are that good, they even repair your car for free if it has a malfunction in the first 10 or 20 years you own it. But most probably, it won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have a malfuntion. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s german craftmanship after all. And that means high quality.

    The German Guy
    In November, things will get ugly for the preublicans!
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  21. Business End September 25th, 2006 1:05 pm

    Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention, made by hard-working industrious patriotic Christians to Glory in God and for the betterment of mankind.

    AK-47, you morons.

  22. Billy Bob Neck September 25th, 2006 1:32 pm

    In November, things will get ugly for the preublicans!

    I’m pretty sure that the Bush Administration reads the website religiously (ha-ha!) so they will no doubt understand the threat to US sovereignty implied in this statement and get on Red Alert against German nationals attempting to sneak into America to throw the election. Way to tip your hand, Col. Klink! Call off Hans, Frans and Gretle and tell ‘em they don’t have to miss their shifts at the Hoffbrau Haus.

    God bless you, Shelley, for foiling yet another terrorist plot!

  23. swissarmyknife September 25th, 2006 2:24 pm

    Please pray for my car!

    http://intheholynameofgod.blogspot.com/2006/09/call-to-prayer.html

    LOL! btw, you shouldn’t host your website on a server running evil opensource software like apache webserver and probably linux. ask tristan, he’s a computer expert (spezialized on pocket calculators?):
    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=intheholynameofgod.blogspot.com

    Pretty much anything worth owning or using is an American invention,[...]

    we should all stop using the world wide web at once! though, the internet is an us invention, the www as it is today was invented by tim berners lee (englishman) at the CERN in geneva, switzerland. oh my god, we are all going to die…

    http://encarta.msn.com/media_681500276/Timothy_Berners-Lee.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee
    (including MS encarta link for those boycotting communist wikipedia)

    Tristan, when are you going to write your next well-researched, facts-sparkling article about computer technology?

    yours, swissarmyknife, atheist, pacifist, liberal, educated and proud of it! …but heterosexual

  24. jay September 25th, 2006 2:46 pm

    I don’t get you people, accept the truth already and your lives will be much easier than fighting all the time, not that I enjoy your incoherent verbal outbursts. I’m from Finland myself and sadly can confirm all that Shelley & Friends are saying about the Europeans. The others here seem to collectively deny this part of their reality. There’s for example an openly transvestite male teacher at the institute where I study. I wish i could have done something about linux but it seems to be unleashed to the world now. I adore the government of the USA and wish that we would throw away the devilish liberal thoughts and adopt the higher American and Christian morals to keep future linuxes at bay and the population more firmly in control. Recently our female president even dared to criticize the US government about torturing the terrorist child killers. I’m living in pure liberal hell, and I’m planning to move closer to the Capitol to breathe the radiance of the truer way of life.

  25. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 25th, 2006 3:23 pm

    Hi, Swissarmyknife, good man!
    I join you in wanting another article by the computer expert. I am only prof in Informatique here, so could doubtless learn from the great man. Come on, Tristan, more enlightenment, I beseech you.

    Billy Bob, if you wish to try and insult people in your childish manner, please try to spell their names correctly. It is Gretel, and the word is Hofbrau. Do you not feel slightly ashamed that we poor Europeans are able to argue with you in your language, but you know no better than to throw insults. Oh, I forgot, you revel in your ignorance of anywhere outside the glorious US.

    Oh, and on the theme of ‘my country is better than yours’, why do you think so many words in aviation are French, or maybe you didn’t know that? Because we froggies got there first.

  26. Mr Taco September 25th, 2006 3:27 pm

    I apologize Tristan I think you are right I should be thanking God for the freedom he gave me

  27. office_tramp September 25th, 2006 4:35 pm

    The USA is the biggest producer of pornography in the world.

  28. True Christian September 25th, 2006 4:44 pm

    @ Billy Bob
    I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t put no stock at all in what your precious New York Times thinks about anything!

    Well CNN says the same thing, and so does Republican senator John McClain

  29. Billy Bob Neck September 25th, 2006 4:47 pm

    You just don’t listen, do ya, Bree Breath?

    I care about the french about as much as I care about an ant in a dust storm. And the germans even less than that. I know that y’all got the one-world government/one-currency/mark of the beast thing going on over there and good luck to ya. As far as I’m concerned the sooner the End Times come the sooner I don’t have to listen forinners going on and on and on about what’s wrong with the U. S. of A while their countries slip into a swamp filled with sin, sodomy and socialism.

    As far as the “glorious US” - I don’t see any french or german TV shows or movies making a big splash over in the US. You ever hear of a little show called “Dallas”? The last thing I remember coming out of Frahnz was the movie about the two gay guys trying to hide their shame from their son’s future in-laws. Ain’t that a wonderful thing to be proud of!

    I’ll let John-Paul and Franswah Wright know about the avaition thing. And pay my respects to the Chuck Lindbergh’s childhood home over there in SurrenderLand.

    One last thing, you truffle-eating Trostsky-ite, the day y’all can write a song like this one is the day I’ll eat a crepe and not one minute sooner.

    In America - The Charlie Daniels Band
    Well the eagle’s been flying slow and the flag’s been flying low
    And a lot of people are saying that America’s fixing to fall
    But speaking just for me and some people from Tennessee
    We got a thing or two to tell you all
    This lady may have stumbled but she ain’t never fell
    And if the Russians don’t believe that they can all go straight to hell
    We’re gonna put her feet back on the path of righteousness
    And then God bless America again

    And you never did think that it ever would happen again
    In America, did you?
    You never did think that we’d ever get together again
    Well we damn sure fooled you
    We’re walking real proud and we’re talking real loud again in America
    You never did think that it ever would happen again

    From the sound up in Long Island out to San Francisco Bay
    And ev’ry thing that’s in between them is our home
    And we may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves
    But you outside people best leave us alone
    Cause we’ll all stick together and you can take that to the bank
    That’s the cowboys and the hippies and the rebels and the yanks
    You just go and lay your head on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan
    And I think you’re gonna finally understand

    And you never did think that it ever would happen again
    In America, did you?
    You never did think that we’d ever get together again
    Well we damn sure fooled you
    We’re walking real proud and we’re talking real loud again in America
    You never did think that it ever would happen again

  30. kemura September 25th, 2006 6:03 pm

    it’s funny that you hate europeans and most to germans because Benedicto XVI is a german.

    PS. this is a good american porn http://www.bangbros.com ,this show you the perversions of americans.

  31. G.O.D. September 25th, 2006 7:13 pm

    Sorry for being absent for so long! Since I’m not a slacker like Sam or Tristan, I do have to work sometimes. Did you miss me Shelley? I see your articles are losing some of their zest, so I thought I could liven it up with a great song about America by a proud american.

    ****

    Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American dream.
    About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
    in the bottom of our chests.
    About that special feeling we get in the
    cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know.

    I’m just a regular Joe with a regular job.
    I’m your average white suburbanite slob.
    I like football and porno and books about war.
    I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

    My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
    My feet on my table…and a cuban cigar.

    But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested
    no way
    No, I’ve gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
    While people behind me are going insane.

    I’m an asshole
    I’m an asshole

    I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
    I walk around in the summertime saying “How about this heat?”

    I’m an asshole
    I’m an asshole

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

    I’m an asshole
    I’m an asshole

    Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song
    Ranting and raving and carrying on
    Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong…

    NAAAAH!

    I’m an asshole
    I’m an asshole

    Know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
    Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow
    interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights… yeah! And I’m
    gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile
    per gallon, suckin’ down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
    in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when
    I’m done suckin’ down those greaseball burgers I’m gonna wipe my mouth
    on the American Flag and then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers
    right out the side, and there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can
    do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that’s why
    Two words: Nuclear fuckin’ weapons, OK?
    Russia, Germany, Romania, they
    can have all the democracy they want…they can have a big democracy
    cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won’t make
    a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne’s not dead…
    he’s frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we’re
    gonna thaw out the Duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why?
    Have you ever taken a cold shower?
    Well, multiply that by 15 million times, that’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be.
    I’m gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin
    and Sam Peckinpaw
    and a case of whisky
    and drive to Texas…(HEY, HEY HEY!)

    Why don’t you shut up and sing the song, pal?

    I’m an asshole
    I’m an asshole
    A S-S H-O L-E
    Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
    Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf
    Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
    Oooooooo

    I’m an asshole and I’m proud of it

    *****

    Hope you liked it. I think it describes perfectly most of Shelley’s gang. Isn’t Dennis Leary hilarious?

  32. Eulachon September 25th, 2006 7:53 pm

    This made me laugh a little, but your true comedic genuis was more evident in some of your earlier articles.

  33. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 26th, 2006 1:49 am

    Ah, Billy…what a guy. It has been some time since I came across one who revels in, no celebrates his own stupidity. ‘I know nothing because there’s nothing I want to know’.

    Well, Billy, if it works for you…

    The EU has a slightly larger economy than the US.

    By the way, I think there have been one or two good European composers and songwriters, but doubt you would have come across them down there.

    I don’t watch tv, so cannot comment on your erudite criticism.

    You remind me of what it must have been like in the Middle Ages, an unquestioning belief in the status quo. Oh, the US wasn’t around then…

  34. drnar September 26th, 2006 3:34 am

    Wow! Some STR readers may call the website pornographic too :). Shelley didn`t hide the male`s testicles on the second pic :) . Unintentionally?

  35. Vince September 27th, 2006 6:40 am

    Damn… You are really crazy ^^

    When I look at USA, I’m proud to be a European…

    Kiss lord for Me

  36. Sen September 27th, 2006 1:18 pm

    @Vince: Agreed. I want to get out of Germany, but if I had to choose between Germany and the US I would rather kiss the German ground to my feet.

    BTW: hey STR team, do you run out of arguments? You tend to repeat everything at least twice. Don’t you have anything new to come up with? The old homos-liberals-atheists-europeans-all suck-thing tends to get a little bit boring. Although I understand it must be hard to come up with anything new, now that all the characteristics mentioned above work for the majority of the human population.

    IMPEACH BUSH!

  37. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 4:15 pm

    Only a forin, gay commie would say something bad about America. It’s too bad that so many of you haven’t gotten that yet.

  38. Sen September 28th, 2006 4:55 am

    Oh, Jesus! Billy, learn to spell: It’s f-o-r-e-i-g-n! If you want us to believe that this site ISN’T satire, then the least you should do is learn how to speak and write in your own language.

    IMPEACH BUSH!

  39. Anonymous September 28th, 2006 12:16 pm

    Billy said:
    I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m pretty sure that the Bush Administration reads the website religiously (ha-ha!) so they will no doubt understand the threat to US sovereignty implied in this statement and get on Red Alert against German nationals attempting to sneak into America to throw the election. Way to tip your hand, Col. Klink! Call off Hans, Frans and Gretle and tell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?em they don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have to miss their shifts at the Hoffbrau Haus.

    I think you misunderstood me. Germany won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do anything about the elections. That we leave to your people. They will get out the reps themselves. And I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m surely not Col. Klink. (Yeah, the series was shown in germany, too!) See, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a) no nazi (I in fact hate them, they were responsible for the death of my grandpa!), b) not that big of a moron, c) no officer and d) not old enough. Oh, and I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t live that close to Munich to work in the Hofbr??Ǭßuhaus. (By the ways, what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s wrong with it? The beer is really good in there.). Oh, and I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know someone with the name Gretel or Franz. I know a Heinz, but he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not in the military. He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s in fact a farmer.

    I care about the french about as much as I care about an ant in a dust storm. And the germans even less than that. I know that y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all got the one-world government/one-currency/mark of the beast thing going on over there and good luck to ya. As far as I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m concerned the sooner the End Times come the sooner I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have to listen forinners going on and on and on about what?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrong with the U. S. of A while their countries slip into a swamp filled with sin, sodomy and socialism.

    Could someone translate this? It for sure isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t english.

    Only a forin, gay commie would say something bad about America. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s too bad that so many of you haven?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t gotten that yet.

    Oh, now that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a good, reasonable argument. Only jocking. Billy, you have just proven to be an unreasonable, childish idiot. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s surely pointless to try to understand you. Please get mature first, then continue to discuss with us.

    The German Guy
    Please do something about your country.
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  40. Danny Ditto November 5th, 2006 10:30 pm

    Atomic bombs & chemical warfare agents are American inventions so not every American invention is good in my opinion! And did you know that there are US Army tanks with skulls drawn on them & blasting Heavy Metal songs at Iraqis? And there’s Neo-Nazi & American street gang grafitti spray painted on the walls of Iraqi buildings? I doubt insurgents did that! And since fascism is a nationalistic, militaristic form of socialism, “Islamofascism” is an oxymoronic term!

  41. jHouse December 3rd, 2006 10:39 pm

    Actually god greatest gift to mandkind was his son… and you all should know the rest

  42. Hester's Pearl February 7th, 2007 7:05 pm

    Shelley sweetie….Men and women have anal sex too! Look babe, your giving christians a bad name with this site. Be more accepting.

  43. Ollie Krafter May 31st, 2007 8:30 pm

    thie is quite a strong white american power site isnt it? with strong nazi undertones, yeah i see it all now, haha shellt the repubican?? no i think shelly the racist nazi suits better :):)

  44. Ollie Krafter June 1st, 2007 8:28 am

    AND FURTHERMORE! YOUR ARTICLE OF POKEMON IS STUPID
    i think you’ll find metapod is one of the weakest and most annoying pokemon, who evols into vutterfree, a butterfly, pikachu, no way does he look like winnie the pooh, WHATS WRONG WITH BEING GAY?!?! IF GOD DIDNT WANT HOMOSEXUALS HE WOULDNT OF MADE THE THOUGHT, why didnt jesus every get married? maybe he was a homosexual, i recon he was, and always with the children, and helping them, sounds like a pedophile to me, and curing people of dieses? sounds like a cultish thing

    CHRISTIANITY IS JUST A BIG CULT

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