Briefly Patriotic - Inspiration For The Inspired
The good and Godly people at STR have asked me to record some short motivational audio pieces that’ll lift your heart, your spirits and, who knows, maybe even give you a chuckle now and then!
We’re calling them Briefly Patriotic because they’re short and they’re gonna make you wanna take some Windex to the ribbons on the back of your car to make sure that your love for your Country shines like God’s Love for all to see.
This first one is about how Bill Clinton lied (no big surprise) on Fox News about how he’s not 100% responsible for 9/11.
God is Love!
Billy Bob
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Before you make statements like that, read the transcripts for the show…
Billy Bob, through your vigilance, and the viglance of patriots just like you across this great nation; trailer parks in buttf*&k nowhere towns from coast to coast are safe from the terrorist threat.
Now, if only you could nail Jimmy Carter for letting those ungodly tornados run ramshackle over our national sovereignty!
Darwin is Understanding!
It’s kind of satire, but kind of not - the whole site I mean - I’m confused. The thing about taking satire too far is that it ceasses to lampoon and starts to just be idiotic.
I can’t come back here - my brain hurts.
I did better than read the transcripts, I watched it! And I saw a scared Liberal about to punch somebody out because they gotta little to close to the truth of the matter.
Feet of clay, my friend, feet of clay.
Billy Bob Neck: Could you please make a transcript of your speech, I can’t understand a few phrases, you seem to eat some words.
Son, it seems like there’s a lot of forinners on this site and that you’re probably one ‘em if you can’t understand what I’m saying.
“Forinner” is actually spelled “foreigner”. Did you pay attention to your English lessons, Billy Bob?
billy bob is a product of the wonderfull american educational system where they rather want to teach how to sing to a flag then to teach children how to properly think for themselves and act it out in a decent fashion.
don’t forget he’s from a puritan country where playschool children running topless on a beach are considered offensive and illegal or where an arts teacher gets fired for showing a naked statue to his pupils in a museum,,,
only in america, land of fools
NoDece,
that’s a “land of fools” who just happen to rule the world and can kick your behind into eternity any time we like. Think on that!
The Unit ahve your details by the way. Just thought you’d like to know.
Oh, dear, this just gets better! You sound like the school bully in the playground, and are no doubt as lacking in confidence. It seems to the rest of the world, whenever the US try to kick a behind, they end up with a few difficulties. Vietnam did not go so well, did it? Nor Iraq. What if you decide to kick the behind of China? Not a wise move, I think.
We still await a call from the Unit, I have given you my weekday and weekend address and await with wine and fine French cheese.
Are you no longer Dr Colonel? How is your car, is it better now after all the praying.
@Some girl…Billy Bob revels in his ignorance. Anyone who disagree is a homosexual, apparently. He is not too good at rhetoric.
I certainly am a Dr Colonel.
The Unit has not gone overground yet. You will know when it does (thanks to the sharp introduction of about 8mm of lead into your rear!).
I am awaiting a progress report on my car, thank you. We prayed around it last night and I think the demon that the Liberal sabs placed there has departed. Already the power of prayer has reduced my bills!
thank you Jesus!
As you say, god is love!
Next time, buy a BMW, they’re great. You’d save more in the long run.
Sam
I am awaiting a progress report on my car, thank you. We prayed around it last night and I think the demon that the Liberal sabs placed there has departed. Already the power of prayer has reduced my bills!
Isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t it more likely that the demon who usually drives the car forgot to fill it up???
sam said:
haha, your country kicking MY behind? excuse me but do i have to remember you about the vietnam, iraq and afghanistan fiascos? iraq’s supposed to be a post-war country but last month there were +6000 civilian deaths! seems all your knowhow and technology is no match for to the job,,,
oh btw, i’m from sint-niklaas in belgium. let me know when you’re in the neighbourhood so we can grab a beer or drink some coffee^^
Briefly patriotic… alright. Why didn’t you name it “shameless self-promotion”?
By the way, it sounds dumb with the music in the background.
IMPEACH BUSH!
Sam said:
that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?land of fools?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? who just happen to rule the world and can kick your behind into eternity any time we like. Think on that!
The Unit ahve your details by the way. Just thought you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d like to know.
1. Just try to take on Europe or China, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to see your oh so great army getting stomped into the ground because they are going against an enemy that has actually a modern army. The USA rule the world? In your dreams, perhaps, in your dreams.
2. Would you first send the Unit to me, please? Or are you too scared, because I actually might give you some resistance? Bring it on or be a coward, Sam!
The Unit has not gone overground yet. You will know when it does (thanks to the sharp introduction of about 8mm of lead into your rear!).
8 mm? Man, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s weak. I will wait with a 5.56 Assault rifle ready. Or with the 125mm (and the 7.62 mm machinegun, of course!) of my Leo, if you dare to visit me when I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m in the barracks. I say it again: JUST BRING IT!
And just buy a quality car instead. BMW, VW or Mercedes should do the trick.
The German Guy
Regarding to Bush:
IMPEACH HIM!