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STR Celebrity Interview: Share a cup of Jesus with Billy-Bob Neck

Friends,

Did God send his son to Jerusalem because the people of that fair city were the perfect people? Was the Lamb of God just the icing on an already perefect cake? I personally think not. We know that God allways gives us what we most need, and when God was deciding where to send his only son he looked for where the sinners were, and decided that was where Jesus Christ could do the most good.

William Robert Neck is one of the State of Massachusetts most influential Gospel Music DJ’s.

And so it is with our first celebrity interview: William Robert Neck is a remarkable man; A Pro-family activist and one of the influential radio evangelists and Gospel DJs in the whole of Massachusetts… Shelley and I we hope you enjoy this interview with the man who takes the Lord’s word into Satan’s home ground:

So BillyBob, please tell us about yourself. Where do you live, what Church do you attend and what first called you into the service of our Lord, Jesus Christ?

Well, I was born on Jekyll Island in Georgia, but we moved around an awful lot as a kid. Pretty much all over the south. I wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Sodomy Central, a couple of years ago because that’s where God put me. As they say, if God tells you to go Dallas you don’t go to Atlanta!

I prefer to attend a Primitive Baptist Church but trying to find any church unscathed by the pernicious dust of Liberalism here, well, it’s like trying find cross in China ? they’re around but you gotta look real hard. As to why I became a bugle blower in God’s Army, all I can say is look around you ? everywhere you turn there’s people literally spitting on the one true Lord. What other choice do you have?

I walk up to someone on the street in Boston and I ask them ?Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your life?? and they look at me and say, and I’m not kidding, ?Jesus who?? This is what happens when you ban God from society, when you can’t celebrate Jesus’ birth in your classroom because it’s gonna make some Jewish kid cry or some towelhead get mad and blow something up.

You know the answer as well as I do, Tristan ? I’m not sure I even was called. I do it because I love Jesus so much and with such profoundness that I cannot rest until everybody in this world feels the same way I do. And we finally got a President that feels as we do.

I understand that like STR.com, you have to deal with a great deal of harassment from an angry liberal minority. What gives you the strengh to keep on telling the truth?

I gotta be honest with ya and say that there are some days when I feel like if I have to listen to one more filthy, deceitful, child-molesting liberal go on and on about how speaking the Truth is hateful I’m just gonna burst. That’s when I pull out my ace in the hole - this here’s a picture of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ crucified on the cross. But the thing is that if you tilt it just a little bit if looks like the blood is gushing out of him. See that? Looking at this puts everything in perspective for me.

It’s like I tell the girls I council at our life center - Jesus died on the cross for our sins so, by comparison you really shouldn’t be complaining about giving birth to your daddy’s child. But, I tell ya, the other thing that keeps me going is the thought that one day some sodomite’s gonna ram into the back of my Humvee andI ain’t gonna be there because the Rapture has started! That always brings a smile to my lips!

Other than Jesus, who’s your inspiration?

Ain’t that enough! (Laughs) I’m just funnin’ ya! I gotta say that my Mom and Dad did an awful good job bringing me up to follow in the path of God. Lemme tell ya, they sure as heck didn’t care nothin’ about being my ?friend? the way these parents today do. Step outta line in my family and that belt would be off my dad’s jeans and across your back quicker than you could say ?Jack Robinson?.

I know that Proverbs 23:13 says ?Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die? but I felt like I came pretty close sometimes! (Laughs) I don’t think that I would have become the man that I am today if they hadn’t beaten the sin outta me. I practice the same discipline in my home, only you gotta use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ‘cuz otherwise it leaves marks. And G. Gordon Liddy.

One of the best things about your show is your great taste in music. People often tell me that Gospel and Country music are boring, but your show proves that they are anything but. Why is it that so few of these excellent artists get the recognition they deserve?

It breaks down into three reasons ? The Liberal Media, The Liberal Media and The Liberal Media. Plain and simple. They won’t play any song with the word ?God? in it unless it’s taking his name in vain. You can’t even sing Onward Christian Soldiers in at a grade school chorus concert let alone a heart-wrenching song like ?I Should Have Been Crucified?. Ever since the phonograph got invented liberals controlled the media and the first law they handed down was that if you couldn’t have sex to a song then they wouldn’t record it.

Billy Bob has agreed to be STR.com’s new special correspondant.

From the time the pilgrims landed to the invention of the phonograph, Americans sang nothing but hymns. That all changed in a big hurry. Now they got these Christian Rock bands, so called, but that’s just a bunch of hooey. They try to make it sound like praising Jesus Christ is hip and cool I got news for them ? it ain’t supposed to be hip and cool. You think the Christians that was thrown to the lions was wearing sunglasses? Heck, no! I don’t know if you’ve heard any of those songs but you can have sex to most of ‘em. I don’t allow it in my house. That jungle beat is like…well….if you leave your soul in Hell while you run to the store, it ain’t gonna be there went you come back.

Podcasters and bloggers often use their voice irresponsibly, for example by criticizing the Presidency at a time of war. What message would you give other fellow culture-warriors who might find their voice, and like you defend America’s traditional values?

I’d tell ‘em that all you need is Jesus and personal computer running the Windows operating system. Linux, as you well know, was created by the Russians to try steal the plans for our internet ‘cuz the one they got over don’t work too good. And, I think the number is that 95% of people who touch any part of a Macintosh turn homosexual within three years.

Outside of that, I’d tell ‘em to sit back, turn on the microphone and let Jesus use you as a vessel. I can’t tell you how important it is for us to get out there. Rev. Dobson deserves a lot of credit for the putting Focus on the Family on podcast. And I truly believe that podcasting saved an awful lot of Christians from falling the Satanic plot of The Da Vinci Code movie.

There were about twenty podcasts debunking that piece of crap (I’m sorry, I don’t usually swear) and reminding people that sometimes Satan comes in the form of Tom Hanks. You always have to be on your guard.

Billy Bob, thanks for taking the time to be with us. Can you tell me something about this episode of your wonderful show that we are featuring on STR.com today?

This one from is early September of this year when California was on the verge of legalizing murderous, gay cannibalism across the board. As it turns out, not all of the legislation got passed. He signed SB 1441 which says that if you write an anti-homosexual term paper in college then they can cut off your student loan. But he vetoed SB 1437 which was a school bill would have prevented teachers from condemning murderous gay cannibalism and, instead, refer to it as a ?lifestyle choice?.

Thanks, and I do hope we can invite you back soon!

God is love!

56 Comments so far

  1. Shelley September 27th, 2006 2:20 am

    Is such an honor to have you on board. Clear thinking purely patriotic Americans like yourself are very rare these days.
    Thank God for the internets so we can all connect and join the fight for God!
    God bless America,
    Shelley Goodman

  2. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 5:56 am

    I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d tell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?em that all you need is Jesus and personal computer running the Windows operating system. Linux, as you well know, was created by the Russians to try steal the plans for our internet ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cuz the one they got over don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t work too good. And, I think the number is that 95% of people who touch any part of a Macintosh turn homosexual within three years.

    Billy Boy, I think I tell you, I am professor of Informatique down here in good old France, I wonder, would you come to address my class and give them the benefit of your well-rearched views on computer and network technology. I would be very grateful.

  3. Sam Johnston September 27th, 2006 5:58 am

    What on God’s earth is informatique? Is that some kind of new liberal vice I haven’t heard of? Or are you using the French language again? You know how Jesus and Shelley feel about that!

  4. Shelley September 27th, 2006 6:13 am

    French? Oh my Holy God. French is just disgusting. It sounds gay!
    Critique, informatique.. I can write french. You just attach a “que” to every word.
    I dontque likeque frenchque.
    It’s just so dumb.
    By the way, I keep reading in my favorite forum that frenchmen are coward and they stink. Is that true, Christopheque?

    God bless America,
    Shelley G.

  5. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 6:19 am

    French? Oh my Holy God. French is just disgusting. It sounds gay!
    Critique, informatique.. I can write french. You just attach a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?que?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to every word.
    I dontque likeque frenchque.
    It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s just so dumb.
    By the way, I keep reading in my favorite forum that frenchmen are coward and they stink. Is that true, Christopheque?

    I admire how you have no shame to parade your ignorance. I think in English is an expression ‘hide like a rhino’. I say it before, when you speak your language as well as I speak your language, you may begin to criticise.

  6. Tristan Shuddery September 27th, 2006 7:45 am

    I admire how you have no shame to parade your ignorance. I think in English is an expression ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?hide like a rhino?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥. I say it before, when you speak your language as well as I speak your language, you may begin to criticise.

    Typical Frenchman, allways resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of confronting the issues. Why cant Frenchmen answer simple questions?

  7. True Christian September 27th, 2006 7:53 am

    Sam
    What on God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s earth is informatique? Is that some kind of new liberal vice I haven?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t heard of? Or are you using the French language again? You know how Jesus and Shelley feel about that!

    It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s easier to pick out things you actually have heard of.
    Yeah we know how sHELLey thinks about French, but Jesus on the other hand likes French just as much as he likes English, or a dialect of English called American. If the bible says something else, show us where. It may say something like that in your heathen version though…

  8. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 7:53 am

    Billy Bob Neck Said
    ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?2) Only homos and weaklings call other people names?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?

    I dont think its nice (and i dont think Jesus would approve)of you to call Christophe Christopheque.

    As referenced above Billy Bob Neck (please ignore the ironic nature of the quote) even shows us that calling other people names is bad.

    “Is such an honor to have you on board. Clear thinking purely patriotic Americans like yourself are very rare these days.
    Thank God for the internets so we can all connect and join the fight for God!”
    -Shelley

    Not another one of you who pluralizes Internet.

    Internets is classified as a colloquialism, and their overuse by native speakers is a sign of substandard ability with the language….

    October 8, 2004
    AUDIENCE QUESTION: Mr. President, since we continue to police the world, how do you intend to maintain a military presence without re-instituting a draft?

    BUSH: Yes, great question. Thanks. I hear there’s rumors on the uh (pause) Internets that we’re going to have a draft. We’re not going to have a draft, period. The all-volunteer Army works…

  9. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 7:58 am

    “Typical Frenchman, allways resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of confronting the issues.”
    -Tristan

    “French? Oh my Holy God. French is just disgusting. It sounds gay!
    Critique, informatique.. I can write french. You just attach a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?que?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? to every word.
    I dontque likeque frenchque.
    It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s just so dumb.
    By the way, I keep reading in my favorite forum that frenchmen are coward and they stink. Is that true, Christopheque?”
    -Shelley

    An ad hominem argument, also known as argumentum ad hominem involves replying to an argument or assertion by attacking the person presenting the argument or assertion rather than the argument itself. It is a logical fallacy.

    A (fallacious) ad hominem argument has the basic form:

    Person “A” makes claim “X”.
    There is something objectionable about Person “A”.
    Therefore claim “X” is false.
    A classic example derives from the Deutsche Physik movement, which argued as follows:

    Einstein claims relativity is correct.
    Einstein is Jewish.
    Hence relativity is false.

  10. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 8:02 am

    “I know that Proverbs 23:13 says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Do not withhold discipline from a child; if you punish him with the rod, he will not die?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? but I felt like I came pretty close sometimes! (Laughs) I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t think that I would have become the man that I am today if they hadn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t beaten the sin outta me. I practice the same discipline in my home, only you gotta use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cuz otherwise it leaves marks.”

    Well William, I have to agree with you there. Too many parents these days do NOTHING to their children. So when their children misbehave, the parents say the kids have ADD and give them drugs.
    COMPLETE BS.

    Show the love, Beat your children!

    And to make things clear, I AM being serious. There is a lack of discipline in todays society…

  11. True Christian September 27th, 2006 8:02 am

    Tristan
    Typical Frenchman, allways resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of confronting the issues. Why cant Frenchmen answer simple questions?

    There is a logical explanation to that…sometimes intelligent people like Christophe, have to go some steps down the intellectual ladder in order for you to understand it,…He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just beeing helpfull and trying to speak to you down at your level. Like everytime you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have an answer, you either tell us to go to hell, or you just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t respond…

  12. TriggerHappyJim September 27th, 2006 8:24 am

    America’s internet, huh? So, what, are we internet terrorists?

    Heh, you guys are all right. I’m so moving to the US after school. The British may be awesome, but our country is dreary.

  13. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 8:26 am

    Why cant Frenchmen answer simple questions?

    Now, let me see, I think the question was “By the way, I keep reading in my favorite forum that frenchmen are coward and they stink. Is that true, Christopheque?”.

    Firstly, I ignore the lack of agreement between “frenchmen” (plural) and “coward” (singular). We know you have problems writing in English and we forgive you.

    How to answer? Well, I am sure there are many frenchmen (sic) who are cowards, also many who are and were brave. In the village in the Auvergne where I was born, there is a simple memorial saying that on a certain day in 1941, 233 men left the village, taken by the Boche, and at the end of the war 2 returned. Many of them were brave, many cowards, without doubt, but I hope they had courage at the time. I wonder how well you would do in these circumstances. Equally there were many more brave men who fought in the R??Ǭ©sistance, but we let ourselves down in our dying colonial days. So, some brave, some not, probably like most places.

    Your second question: do we stink? All humans smell. I am not biologist so do not know the processes involved, but the smell is influenced by what we eat, and compounded by sweat, which itself decomposes, making more smells. Shelley, even you smell. Jesus did. We all do. To the Chinese, westerners have a strong smell. The French are clean people as are most Europeans, given the choice to bathe. We have bidets (French word) in our bath room to make us even cleaner. So, I think yes, we must smell, it is the nature of things, but probably no worse than you. My daughter asked me this once and I have given you roughly the same answer, I hope you find it helpful. She was four at the time.

  14. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 8:35 am

    I’m just tickled that y’all asked me to help spread the wonder and glory of God’s love and preach against the evils of liberalism. We are, without a doubt, God’s chosen people put on this earth to make a difference in the lives of others. My pastor saw this interview and called me on the phone. “Billy Bob,” he told me, “don’t you go get big like Rick Warren and leave our church. We need you right here to make our church as big as his!” That’s a mighty tall order, but if that’s what God wants that’s what I’m gonna try to do!

    As to all the liberal whiners that wanna try to use Satan’s lies to lead us down the path of wicked, well, lemme use the Greek so that Null The ANGRYSODOMITE can understand it - itum ain’tum gonnaus happeninium.

    I think it shows his true colors when after all his liberalism he’s got no problem coming out and telling the world that he hates Jews.

  15. True Christian September 27th, 2006 8:36 am

    I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t think that I would have become the man that I am today if they hadn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t beaten the sin outta me. I practice the same discipline in my home, only you gotta use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cuz otherwise it leaves marks.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?

    Well psycologists have for years proven, that if you beat you children, there is a very high risk that your children will grow up to become violent and antisocial… That may be why the crime rates in the US of A is sky high…

    It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not allowed to spank your children here in Denmark, ( One of Gods great European countries ), and here crime rates are some of the lowest in the world….

    God Bless Europe, thanks Baby Jesus…

  16. True Christian September 27th, 2006 8:41 am

    Ups… did you just call him “ANGRYSODOMITE”?….. Billy, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m so proud of you…Comming out of the closet, showing everyone that you are a homosexual…You actually got balls then?

    According to you, namecallers are all homosexuals right?

  17. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 8:48 am

    and here crime rates are some of the lowest in the world?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?

    In order to have a crime rate you gotta have the moral clarity to call something a crime. Over there in Eeuererop you can do pretty much whatever you like. From what I’m told the “police” beat up American tourist if they complain about their blue jeans getting stolen by the street urchins.

  18. Revan September 27th, 2006 9:00 am

    Billy Bob Neck, you sir are a sick sadistic [foul word deleted]. “Jesus died on the cross for our sins so, by comparison you really shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be complaining about giving birth to your daddy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s child”. Thats just [foul word deleted] sick. did your daddy ever ‘touch’ you as a child ?? were you ever ‘touched’ by the hand of god ??? “use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cuz otherwise it leaves marks.” i hope your kids become gay left wing radical muslims. P.S. [foul sentence and dirty liberal request for unholy-man-love deleted]

  19. True Christian September 27th, 2006 9:03 am

    In order to have a crime rate you gotta have the moral clarity to call something a crime. Over there in Eeuererop you can do pretty much whatever you like. From what I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m told the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?police?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? beat up American tourist if they complain about their blue jeans getting stolen by the street urchins

    Well you think G.W.B. is chosen by God aswell,… this just shows how little you know…

    Yeah, we can do pretty much what we wan?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t, as long as it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s within the law. And the laws are about the same as in the US.
    No, the fact is that Danes/Europeans have very high moral standards, and that our societies work far better than in the US…

  20. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 9:06 am

    From what I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m told the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?police?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? beat up American tourist if they complain about their blue jeans getting stolen by the street urchins.

    Told by whom? Sources please. The same person who tell you the Russians invent Linux? Incidentally, as has been mentioned many times, but I remind you as you seem to forget, your web site is hosted on a Linux server.

  21. True Christian September 27th, 2006 9:06 am

    From what I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m told the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?police?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? beat up American tourist if they complain about their blue jeans getting stolen by the street urchins

    Source please…

    Well the police in America beats the living dayligt out of people, just for beeing black…

  22. True Christian September 27th, 2006 9:08 am

    And Billy, you didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t answer my question… Are you gay?

    As a namecaller you must be right?

  23. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 9:20 am

    And Billy, you didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t answer my question?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Are you gay?

    Get thee behind me, Satan. Your childish games may work with the sodomites and liberals that wanna try to turn this place of God as black as the smoke-stained walls of the cheap hotels y’all have meaningless sex and do drugs in, but God is with us in this place and he protects His children.

    And I might suggest to all of you sinners that the next time your getting ready to OD in one of those places, open up the drawer on the table beside the bed. You’re gonna find a Bible in there. I suggest that you read it.

    God is Love!

  24. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 9:31 am

    Anyone wanting to see Billy at work:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/09/20/billy-bob-neck-muslims-_n_29879.html

    Words fail…

  25. Tristan Shuddery September 27th, 2006 9:48 am

    Thats an awesome video Billy, It just goes to show that the Lord’s message allways wins out, even in an ultra-leftist forum. Your clear, God inspired message cuts like a knife through all the liberal athiest lies.

  26. Revan September 27th, 2006 9:55 am

    I see good ol’ American freedom off speach working right here. Why don’t you guys go [foul word deleted] yourselves…oh wait i cant say that because it will get ‘moderated’.

    ACTUALLY! I’ve just had a glorious moment of clarity and realisation. I’ve been a fool all my life! God is Love! Shelley is right! So is Sam! And Tristan! And Billy! They are great and wise writers. America rules! god Bless America! God Bless America each and every day!

  27. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:02 am

    Words fail?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?

    Don’t you worry about it, fluffernutter. It throws you off balance when the truth finally works its way through your thick monkey skull. Just keep quiet and let God do the talking.

  28. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 10:03 am

    Billy Bob Neck Said
    ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?2) Only homos and weaklings call other people names?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?

    And you, Billy, Just called me a sodomite.
    Now think hard…

    if A=B and B=C then A=C

    I will let everyone draw their own conclusions.

    “I think it shows his true colors when after all his liberalism he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s got no problem coming out and telling the world that he hates Jews.”

    That was in reference to the EXAMPLE I suplied to you about ad homminem attacks.

    It said: “A classic example derives from the Deutsche Physik movement, which argued as follows:”
    It says:

    A CLASSIC EXAMPLE…

    Do you even read the comments?

  29. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 10:05 am

    The title of this article is:
    “STR Celebrity Interview: Share a cup of Jesus with Billy-Bob Neck”

    Now how did you juice Jesus?

    What part of him did you use?

    If you didnt, what is this Jesus Drink that you speak of?

  30. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:07 am

    ACTUALLY! I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve just had a glorious moment of clarity and realisation. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve been a fool all my life! God is Love! Shelley is right! So is Sam! And Tristan! And Billy! They are great and wise writers. America rules! god Bless America! God Bless America each and every day!

    Praise Jesus! Two in one day! Thank You, dear Lord, gathering two more of Your sheep back into the flock. We praise You and your glorious Name!

    Revan, I think the first thing you oughta do (after you finish praying) is to get your name changed to a good one. Maybe Charlene?

    God is Love!

  31. Tristan Shuddery September 27th, 2006 10:10 am

    Billy, when I first met you I saw God’s power workinmg through you. I just knew that if worked together we could save souls. And Praise Jesus, wasnt that the truth? What miracle could be better than a sinner saved?

  32. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:15 am

    Tristan, the Lord has truly blessed you and Shelley for bringing this place into His kingdom! Outside of http://www.biblegateway.com and http://www.evangelicalnews.org, this is about the only other website I need to visit on the World Weary Web!

    God bless you, sir!

  33. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 10:15 am

    fluffernutter

    Insults…the next to last resort of the unimaginative..just before they turn to violence.

  34. Sam Johnston September 27th, 2006 10:30 am

    Yes, I noticed that that poor sinner was saved too! Isn’t it wonderful now that you’re right Raven!!! That’s the power of the LORD working through Billy Bob and STR.com. It warms my heart. It really does. And you were so full of cuss words and evil before.
    A prayer:

    “Dear Lord,
    Thank you and Your Son Jesus Christ on this day,
    For saving Raven and bringing him/her into the fold.
    I hope and pray that he/she will remain a good Republican Christian,
    From this day forth,
    And may he/she do everything in his/her power to ensure others join him/her.
    And may he/she help us to make those who oppose us SHUT UP!
    Thank you Lord too, for sending your servant George W Bush,
    And please Lord, could you just fix my car?

    Amen”

  35. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 10:31 am

    Billy-
    Did you just call someone a fluffernutter?

    because you also said:
    ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?2) Only homos and weaklings call other people names?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?

    Also isnt that an example of an ad-homminem attack that tristan hates/uses so much?

  36. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:34 am

    Amen, Sam! Amen!

  37. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:36 am

    Y’all are french and don’t even know what fluffernutter means to Americans, do ya? Shoot first, ask questions later. Typical forinner. No respect for the rule of law.

  38. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 10:47 am

    I have respect for intelligence and learning in no matter what country. Sadly, both seem lacking at STR. As you have stated yourself, you have not travelled abroad, I am intrigued as to how you know what a typical ‘forinner’ should be.

    No, you are right, I do not know what fluffernutter means, but doubt it is complimentary. In the same fashion, if I call you ‘un vrai con’ or ‘ein Arschloch’, you might not understand, but you can probably guess my meaning.

  39. Sam Johnston September 27th, 2006 10:55 am

    What does “je te pisse au coup” mean christophe? Jesus keeps telling me to say it to people who insult Shelley.
    The LORD moves in mysterious ways!

  40. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 10:59 am

    I guess I probably would, if I thought the world was an evil place and there was no God. Yes, fluffernutter, I probably would.

  41. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 11:11 am

    Sammy, I am in the business of education; if I constantly made a fool of myself, I would have no students, no job, no nice house in our beautiful country, no fine German car, no money to travel the world and meet other interesting people. All these things would go if I kept saying to my boss ‘jesus tells me to do this’. A point for you to ponder, I think.

    I am not a person to say such and such a country has bad education and stupid people, but really, you could begin to change my mind.

  42. Tristan Shuddery September 27th, 2006 11:28 am

    no fine German car, no money to travel the world and meet other interesting people. All these things would go if I kept saying to my boss ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?jesus tells me to do this?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥.

    Well, I’m happily retired from my employed life, so I guess you could say Jesus is my Boss these days.

    I’ve not yet asked Billy about his sources of income, but I guess like me he’s living of his hard earned savings and the donations from STR.com readers and our corporate donors who keep us going.

  43. Revan September 27th, 2006 12:05 pm

    look you cant just start changing the stuff i post on your site. i know this is meant to be a parody, but come on guys.It gets boring when you suspect every post has been modified, oh and i WAS already christian before you “saved me”.

  44. Null the ANGRYPIRATE September 27th, 2006 12:09 pm

    Jesus was my co-pilot…

    But we crash landed in northern canada,
    and I was forced to eat him…

  45. Revan September 27th, 2006 12:12 pm

    oh and i was just wondering, what makes a liberal church a liberal church ???? Are you suggesting that NOT following YOUR brand of religious dogma is wrong ??? oh and how can you know that god has a covenant with the USA? surely your not suggesting that you know what goes on inside the mind of the ‘father’ of the universe ?? Because if you are, then that is blasphemy…….oh and just so you know i AM a liberal christian

  46. Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© September 27th, 2006 12:20 pm

    Sadly, mes petits amis, I must go now to Paris for a few days. I know you will be desolate, but do not worry, I will return next week to point out your silly lies.

    Tristan, I wish you a long and happy retirement.

  47. NoDeca September 27th, 2006 12:53 pm

    bobster said:

    That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s when I pull out my ace in the hole - this here?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a picture of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ crucified on the cross. But the thing is that if you tilt it just a little bit if looks like the blood is gushing out of him. See that? Looking at this puts everything in perspective for me.

    discusting,,, i’ve always found christianity a death-cult. you have to be on the verge of psychopathology to feel better after looking at a dying and bleeding man…

    bobby, please tell me: how can liberals be a minority (

    …you have to deal with a great deal of harassment from an angry liberal minority…)
    if they’re in control or infiltrated in churches (

    …but trying to find any church unscathed by the pernicious dust of Liberalism here, well, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s like trying find cross in China ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re around but you gotta look real hard.)
    and in the media? (

    It breaks down into three reasons ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ The Liberal Media, The Liberal Media and The Liberal Media. Plain and simple.)

    I practice the same discipline in my home, only you gotta use a quarter inch diameter rubber hose ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?cuz otherwise it leaves marks.
    try sleepdeprivation, flushing their holy books, raping them with glass, keep them hooded with electric wires on their fingertips… it works for the US army, why shouldn’t it work for you? remember, if you’re easy on them, you don’t love them (btw, that was an attitude in child raising from a century ago,,,)

  48. Billy Bob Neck September 27th, 2006 1:11 pm

    btw, that was an attitude in child raising from a century ago,,,

    I rest my case!

  49. Eulachon September 27th, 2006 6:26 pm

    He looks like such a dickhead.

  50. Sam Malone September 27th, 2006 6:36 pm

    SB 1441 requires “any program or activity that…. receives any financial assistance from the state” to not discriminate. That’s it… and the best part is that there is absolutely no waiver for religious institutions of any kind. If they want state dollars, they can not discriminate.

    SB 1437 was vetoed because California law (according to Schwarzenegger) “already specifically protects against discrimination to groups based on their sexual orientation.” and “No teacher or textbook in our schools should ever intentionally demean or disparage any group in our society, including discrimination based on sexual orientation”

    Billy Bob, did you even bother to read SB 1437 and 1441 before you made your statements ?

  51. NoDeca September 27th, 2006 9:12 pm

    billyboy said:

    btw, that was an attitude in child raising from a century ago,,,

    I rest my case!

    see, you can be rational if you want to:-)

  52. Anonymous September 28th, 2006 12:48 pm

    Shelley said:
    What on God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s earth is informatique? Is that some kind of new liberal vice I haven?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t heard of? Or are you using the French language again? You know how Jesus and Shelley feel about that!

    Perhaps it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s informatic (ie: handling computers)? And how do you know how Jesus feels about the french language?

    Tristan said:
    Typical Frenchman, allways resorting to ad-hominem attacks instead of confronting the issues. Why cant Frenchmen answer simple questions?

    Because there was no question. Just a stupid rant about his language and a stupid, ignorant question about a prejucation that is not worth an answer.

    Billy said:
    As to all the liberal whiners that wanna try to use Satan?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s lies to lead us down the path of wicked, well, lemme use the Greek so that Null The ANGRYSODOMITE can understand it - itum ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥tum gonnaus happeninium.

    That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no greek, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s latin! :) (Ok, really, really bad latin. My teacher would have killed me for that sentence.) Oh, and calling people names is something only homos and weaklings do.

    In order to have a crime rate you gotta have the moral clarity to call something a crime. Over there in Eeuererop you can do pretty much whatever you like. From what I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m told the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?police?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? beat up American tourist if they complain about their blue jeans getting stolen by the street urchins.

    Whoever told that was let?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s say misinformed. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the Danish law, but here in Germany it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s basically the same things as you have, just with other sentences. (no death sentence, for example.)

    Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all are french and don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even know what fluffernutter means to Americans, do ya? Shoot first, ask questions later. Typical forinner. No respect for the rule of law.

    Errrm… Cristophe is french. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m German. And Null is as far as I know an american. So please don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t lie to us or make stupid presumptions without thinking.

    The German Guy
    Reclaim you country!
    IMPEACH BUSH!

  53. Magma September 30th, 2006 6:56 am

    You should be stoned to death! The world would be a much better place =)

  54. haha October 1st, 2006 7:46 am

    That guy in the pics looks like a halfwitted redneck with cancer!

  55. haha October 1st, 2006 12:53 pm

    Haha I know, he reminds me of Ed Gein!

  56. lololol March 17th, 2007 5:24 pm

    QUOTE

    You don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t catch Christian men lovingly fondling each others hairless, toned chests or teasing at each others throbbing pant packets now do you? You don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t see Christian men bending over and begging, begging, begging to be filled with more, more, more hot pounding love muscle???!!!!

    UN-QUOTE

    Urm yes you do…. And urm actualy, it happens a lot.

    try puting a search into google for christian gays.

    Bah, actualy il do it for you, http://www.christiangays.com/

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