Breifly Patriotic - The Plan For Iraq
Since so many liberals from other countries keep screaming about not being able to understand the American language spoken when by an American, we will start including the text of Breifly Patriotic which will help you learn how to read Amercian, too. Once y’all can do that, well, mabye y’all will “get” the message that Jesus keeps trying to give you.
God is Love!
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
Freeing Iraq from Terrorist in chief, Saddam Hussein, and bringing freedom and prosperity to the victims of his brutal, Nazi regime should have been the final nail in the coffin of the War on Terror. We gave the people of that country the chance to start from scratch and build a decent society based on capitalism and Christian values. But rather than use that chance, they have instead reverted back to the way they’ve done things for thousands of years, engaging in sectarian violence and corruption just like in the bad old days. If the Iraqi government doesn’t step up to the plate soon, we at ShelleyTheRepublican dot com believe that we should re-invade Iraq, assuming control over the country like we do with the Mexicans in Puerto Rico.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
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STR just got even better with this great new, educated writer of theirs. =p
Ok, you can get rid of this new alias now shelley, he’s no longer funny. Please think of something else. Jesus, this site used to be good, but now it’s blander than a 24 episode.
Billy Bob, that piece of introductory text was obviously written hastily, even an Amercian (sic!) won’t be able to figure out what you mean when you write “able to understand the American language spoken when by an American”.
And another thing, there is no such thing as an “American language”, you may want to correct that too.
Sos un desastre gordo !!! Como vas a decir que windows es mejor que linux..
probaste alguna vez linux?? seguramente no y aunque no entiendas espa??Ǭ±ol che gordo hijo de mil puta … mejor para mi! porque te puedo insultar y no vas a entender lo que te digo..
decime, porque no te vas bien a la puta madre que te re milpario y dejas de publicar cagadas??
Thanks a lot ! I really appreciate it. (I didn’t want to insult Billy Bob Neck BTW, just hard for foreigners to understand ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥ accent ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ™).
BTW STR team, what’s your opinion on the recent NIE report ?
Beh. Stupid.
Some corrections:
There is no american language, just a english accent that doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use the letter “U”.
1. Saddam didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t support Al Quaeida. He and Osama bin Laden hated each other. They wanted to see each other dead!
2. Iraq wasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t a national socialist system, it was a dictatorship. There are some differences. They are few but they exist.
3. What chance have you given them? You bombed a perfectly functional country back to the stone age, killed lots of their people including women and children and then you occupied their homes and started imprisoning and torturing some of them. What would you do when this happened in the USA? I bet the same thing! Fight!
4. Your Army still controls the country. No need to invade it again. And no one listenes to the government because they are seen as your puppets. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s why they are largely disliked and no one listenes to their orders. Oh, and you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have the manpower for another invasion.
The tragedy of Iraq. From “rouge state” to failed state thanks to the oh so great USA. You have done your best and created a mess. Really great, you weren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even that idiotic in WWII and there you screwed up big time on several occasions.
PS: Colonel Johnston, I ask you again, will you take my challenge and visit me with your “Unit” or are you a coward that just can cut and run? I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m waiting, my younger brother (He just finished the training course for the Panzer Grenadiers and is likely to become a professional soldier. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m so proud of him.) is waiting and my friend from my tank company are waiting. BRING IT ON! PS: Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t try it from 10/10 to 10/17. To that time, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not at home but driving around my Leopard 2A6 (I love that tank, he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s waaaay better than the Abrams in almost every aspect.) during a routine exercise.
PPS: Papa Bear just ordered Baby Bear 9 to commence option 3 on Billy. He found something critical. Proceed as planned, the operation will soon enter phase 2. (That was just a joke, ignore it, okay Shelley/Billy/Tristan/Sam?)
The German Guy
Before it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s too late:
IMPEACH BUSH!
Jesus, this one includes some of the greatest errors I have ever seen.
Billy Bob, can’t you even write the heading properly? It’s B-R-I-E-F-L-Y patriotic and not Breifly Patriotic. Secondly, you wrote “Amercian” again and not “American” (line 3). All the errors in you text are so bad they send shivers down my spine (and I’m not even a native English speaker). Even the sixth-graders at my school could do better. Get yourelf a beta-reader.
Just as a side note: Iraqi government is just a puppet. Even the dumbest of all people could have told you in advance that it would not bring peace to the country.
God bless those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Shame on you!
Bush decided to invade iraq to let down saddam hussein, and claming that was against terrorism. But Saddam Hussein didn’t help terrorism and was an Al quaida foe.
GW bush ha killed thousands of people of iraq, and the war is not finnished (Many mercenaries are payed to reduce the “statistic” number of Military forces in iraq. Many security companies are in iraq too, due to the same thing.
And let arabian people be muslim, they let you be christian !