Abstinence: the right choice!
CHRISTIANS BEWARE! The nature of this article forces me to discuss disgusting acts of carnality (and the resultant vile diseases that the immoral are subject to). This material is not suitable for the young or easily offended.
All over America, Liberals are forcing sex on our young. It’s horrible, but it’s true. Did you know that probably even as you read this, so-called “educators” are pulling condoms over zucchini in front of our innocent children? What’s more they’re filling their innocent minds with lies about the “benefits” (!) of birth control pills and therefore encouraging them to go crazy, experiment and have wild orgiastic sex with each other.
THIS HAS TO BE STOPPED!
The Bible is very clear about this. It says that sex is a sin and that if you have unclean thoughts and (especially) sex away from the sanctified confines of the marriage bed, you will be sent to hell to burn and writhe in agony for the rest of eternity.
And of course, now with the advent of AIDS and other diseases that lax wanton Liberals get like genital warts and gonorreah, it’s even more important than ever that God’s instructions about “making love” are obeyed.
Freddy Mercury. He died a horrible slow death of AIDS thanks to fornication. Is this what you want? Is this what you want for your children?!
Now, we Republicans are nothing if not realists, and we know that if you’re weak willed and stupid it’s not easy to give yourself up to a pious life of abstinence.
So that people know how serious this issue is and why it’s so vital to stop being wanton, I’ve compiled this FAQ list to answer the most frequently asked questions about the benefits of pledging your body to Jesus (rather than some hussy from the streets) ? and the true truth about all those “contraception” devices advocated by Liberals.
Q: Will I get AIDS if I have sex?
A: Yes. Numerous statistical studies have shown that having sex greatly increases your chances of catching the AIDS. If you have sex in a way that is not prescribed in the Bible you also greatly increase your chances of making God angry - and thus going to hell as well as catching AIDS. Other diseases that can be spread by sex include genitalwarts, gonnoreah, cervicular and breast cancer, cancer of the pen**, emphysema, chlamydia.
Q: But don’t contraceptives stop you getting pregnant?
A: No. Scientific tests and studies have shown that it is still possible to get pregnant when using contraceptives. If you have a child outside of wedlock, this child will be a bastard and duly ostracised from decent society.
Do you know where your daughter is? Minimise the risk of her producing unwanted children and catching diseases with this easy to fit device. Ask in your local hardware store or WalMart for details.
Q: But the Liberal teacher told me that contraceptives will reduce my chances of getting diseases.
A: Far from it! As has already been discussed on this site, condoms have holes in them, too small for humans to conceive of. This has been stated by neutral, unbiased bishops from the Roman Catholic Holy See. Furthermore, in clinical trials carried out by scientists unaffiliated to any organization or political pressure group it was suggested that a chemical often used in condoms can lead to cancer.
Q: Does the birth control pill or the shot cause breast cancer?
A: If you were to ask most gynecologists this question, they’d probably say, “No, there’s no link. Don’t worry about it.” They are lying liberals and they are going to hell. Ignore them. Studies by well respected scientific bodies have shown that thousands of women who took contraceptive tablets have since gone on to develop breast cancer. Many of them died horribly. Do you want that?
Q: So when is it permissible to have sex?
A: In Christianity, sexual intercourse is meant to take place within the context of marriage; abstinence is therefore expected of unmarried people. Lust is also strictly forbidden. Many scholars and experts say it is best to only engage in sex once a week. The (heterosexual only please) couple are advised to prevent impure thoughts entering their brains, by performing coitus with a blanket blocking all but the essential mechanical regions between males and females from off of each other. And wear blindfolds.
N.B. Men are also allowed to have sex outside marriage under two other very specific circumstances.
1) According to Proverbs (6:26), if they can find a prostitute that costs less then half a loaf of bread (and at WalMart prices, that won’t be easy. Try the flooded out areas of New Orleans. Or Ethiopia. I hear they’re desperate there.)
2) After a battle, when they have vanquished their enemy, the victorious men of God can have intercourse with their womenfolk. The Biblical instructions on this are quite specific so let me post them here.
Deuteronomy 21, Versus 10-14.
10. When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive.
11. And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife.
12.Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house; and she shall shave her head; and pare her nails;
13.And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her,and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and mother a full month; and after that thou shalt go unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.
14.And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her.
Isn’t the Bible great?!
Finally, here’s a true word of real warning based on fact and a message from our greatest President, George W Bush:
“Everyday in America at least 10,000 teens get sexually transmitted diseases that can harm them or prevent them from ever becoming parents. Abstinence is the only certain way to avoid these diseases.”
And if any of our readers are looking at this and thinking of having sex and spilling their seed in vain, please, please remember this one important point: if you do, you’ll catch AIDS, die horribly and then burn in hell. Think on! Stay strong. Take the pledge of abstinence today!
May God bless you and may God keep on blessing America, every day.
Sam Johnston
(with additonal research from Dr Richard Less, phd).
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Sam, thanks for today’s Bible study. I had no idea that the Bible was so pro-soldier in it’s outlook. If only America would recognise the biblical roots of all laws, we would be able to implement the sensible policy that you have just described. I think a “spoils of war” policy would encourage the right sort of people to sign up for America’s armies.
Utter lies and extremism.
Dr Dickless is well-named. What’s is PhD in? Pickup truck maintenance? You people need help before it’s too late. See if you can get bulk rates at a psychiatrist. Check their credentials first, make sure they didn’t buy them the way you chaps do.
I don’t understand, are you saying that all sex is sinful including marital sex?
How can you recommend parents of use a device meant for sexual perversion activities be used on their daughters?!
I think you will land yourself in the first zone of the innermost circle of hell for misleading fellow Christians into believing that using sex toys on their daughters is the right thing to do.
Oh well, that microbrained Sam there has wrote one true thing!!! If you have sexual relationships, you have higher probabilities of getting AIDS!! WOW!!! MY GOD!!! How much time and efforts do you need for getting that conclusion??
But beware!! Driving your car make your probabilities of dying in a car crash go up!!!
Eating those rat fag hamburgers of you make your probabilities of dying of hearth disease go up!!!
I think you get the picture…
By the way, I had sex since I was 16, now i’m 26 and I never, never get any sexual disease.
PD: I know, I know, this is all a God’s work and criticising jeapordises my immortal soul, but anyway, I like to comment it :D
?Ǭ¨?Ǭ?Saludos desde Espa??Ǭ±a!
There is something to be known about male reproductive plumbing. If it isn’t exercised enough it starts to clog up. The body knows this, so if you don’t masturbate or have sex with enough frequency wet dreams occur, which is spilling your seed just like with masturbation. So going by your blog entry the only way a man can avoid going to hell is to marry before puberty and have under-age sex at the moment of onset to insure his seed won’t be spilled through a wet dream.
Oh, and you can’t catch aids by masturbating, you have to have sex with somebody who has aids for that to happen or be mutually masturbating with somebody who has aids.
“Q: But don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t contraceptives stop you getting pregnant?
A: No. Scientific tests and studies have shown that it is still possible to get pregnant when using contraceptives. If you have a child outside of wedlock, “this child will be a bastard and duly ostracised from decent society.”
*smile* Actually, none of the girls I “made love” with got pregnant, neither did the girls of my friends and of their friends.. I really wonder what scientific tests you are refering to. I’m afraid, these test were done by people who did not know how to properly use contraceptives and therefore it is no miracle that they get false results :) But hey, if you don’t teach children how to use condoms, the pill and whatever, they will certainly have the same results as the others in your test..
“Condoms have holes in them, too small for humans to conceive of.”
Okey, so I have only one question for you: Nowadays we can even see atoms, and therefore see EVERY constellation of them, and even viruses (like the HI Virus, which is actually quite large). Then, how is it possible that we do not see holes, which have to be larger, otherwise the deseases couldn’t pass throught..?
“neutral, unbiased bishops” ever heard of a paradox?
“Many scholars and experts say it is best to only engage in sex once a week.” False, sex is one of the healtiest things you can do…
“performing coitus with a blanket blocking all but the essential mechanical regions between males and females from off of each other.” You must be awfully ashamed of your wife, I dare say..
“And wear blindfolds.” Right! That sometimes really is fun!
And we have some mathematics for GWB:
In 2004 there were 41.857.000 teens (10 to 19 years) in the USA. But there will be 400.000 * 14.14 new born children per year, and they will be one teens with a delay of thirTEEN years, so they’re not important to the statistig (especially because I already included the 10, 11 and 12-year-olds).
Therefor: 41.857.000 Teens / 10.000 Teens a Day (at least) = 4.187,5 Days to go. So, the USA will have no more children in 2015.
[Source: http://usa.usembassy.de/etexts/stab2006/pop.pdf
Conclusional Question: Are you seuxually frustrated? You know, history has been proving more and more, that you only dislike what you can’t do..
Cheers
Marc
Canuckia:
How can you recommend parents of use a device meant for sexual perversion activities be used on their daughters?!
I think you will land yourself in the first zone of the innermost circle of hell for misleading fellow Christians into believing that using sex toys on their daughters is the right thing to do.How can you recommend parents of use a device meant for sexual perversion activities be used on their daughters?!
I think you will land yourself in the first zone of the innermost circle of hell for misleading fellow Christians into believing that using sex toys on their daughters is the right thing to do.
What on earth are you talking about???!!! Are you crazy? How can a chastitity device be a “sex toy”? Sometimes I really don’t understand how the Liberal Mind works. I can’t even think of what disgusting uses you intend to put it to… What is this? can you explain. But only in a family freindly way please.
ugh!
“I humble ask you for the permission of writing my comments in both the language of God, and my own language, so my spanish friends which are not illuminated by HIM, can also read HIS message”
I would like to express my deep gratitude to Tristan for modifing my previous comment, so every body here can see that I was wrong, and God himself Guided his hand in modifying all my comment, so it can better adjust to their beliefs.
Si os revienta que os critiquen, os aguantais, pero no modifiqueis los comentarios de los demas para adaptarlos a como mejor os venga. Sabemos que esto en realidad es una rision de pagina, pero al menos dejadnos participar con los comentarios pertinentes.
They are the best exponent of how Christians have done in the whole History of mankind.
Con gente como vosotros, no me extra??Ǭ±a que la iglesia este en extincion. La madre que os pario a todos
Thank you again.
Gracias de nuevo.
Other diseases that can be spread by sex include genitalwarts, gonnoreah, cervicular and breast cancer, cancer of the pen**,
You don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get cancer by having sex..
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Condoms have holes in them, too small for humans to conceive of.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
We?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve allready been disgussing this, and as pointed out above, we are able to se atoms through an electron microscope. The only hole in a Condom, is where the male put in his penis.
Either you (again) haven?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t done propper research, or you are still manufacturing facts, which is the same as lying, and for that you are again showing us, that you have no idea of how to be a true Christian. We know you “think” of yourself as “Christian”, But Fanatic extremist Christians are just as bad as the fanatic extremist muslims, whom we all now are evil…
I’d give money to see someone shove a 10 inch dildo up old Sammy’s ass. Not because I am a pervert (which I am) but just to see whether or not it will enlighten him. Deep down I truly believe him to be a closet case homosexual with a deep phobia for women.
Why else would you spend your life studying the bible (and not understanding one word of its true meaning), setting up militia with other gay men and typing out dumb essays.
Get a platoon of US finest and let them take turns on your virgin booty Sam. You’ll see the light!
Shame on you Brax0n!
Hey Sam,
In the Old Testament men (David, Salomon, Abraham, Mo??ÉÀúse…) have many wifes so could we conclude that polygamy is acceptable ?
Brax0n…good man yourself, well said. They’re all barking mad, and their leader, Georgie Boy Bush, the worst of the lot.
BraxOn you are alll rigth !!!!!
Sam is a Gay !
Please stop these libels! The very thought of unholy man-love makes me shudder from head to toe.
Shameful.
I hate to think about it.
And I never disobey God’s word and He says gays should be stoned in the public forum.
1. You can’t get cancer via sex. Sam, do you have a problem with your own genitals? The word “penis” is the appropiate term. There are countless others I won’t mention here which would have been worth b***ing them. But this one wasn’t. But I do agree that having sex increases the risk of catching aids.
2. It IS possible to get pregnant even if you use contraceptives, though it’s VERY VERY unlikely (the chance is about 1 to 10.000 or even less). As mentioned, if you don’t use the contraceptives regularly and in the right way though, it’s all useless. By the way: What century is your head stuck in? The 19th? Wake up, buddy, we are living in the 21st. Nowadays, children of unmarried couples are so normal they won’t be considered such a shame anymore.
3. There can be no [qoute]unbiased bishops from the Roman Catholic Holy See[/qoute] This is nonsense. Once you are Christian, you are biased. And condomes DON’T have such holes, how often shall we tell you that, huh? You can even see atoms through a microscope, so if there were holes, they could be seen. And how shall they have found out about them, if humans can’t even find them? You are not making any sense at all.
4. Any pill available on the market has some disadvantages. If there are chemicals involved, cancer is often one of them. But once again, the probability of catching cancer that way without genetically being predisposed to it is somewhere in the 16th place behind the comma.
5. Oh you stupid Republican f***** I wanna hate you for that, but I won’t waste my energy on something as pitiful as you! You are by far one of the most sexist people I’ve ever known! Let me tell you that most of those women in New Orleans or Ethiopia would love to do anything else but allow men to use them that way, if it wasn’t the only way to get the money to raise their children. Shame on you for poking fun at those poor women, you moron! By the way, the scene you mentioned from the bible is one of the numerous examples of morally unacceptable behaviour in the bible. In that scene, for example, it clearly approves of rape. For any more information, go to http://www.evilbible.com
By the way, where did your friend get his phd from? Did he win it in the lottery? I can’t believe he let you write the article like that without screaming from pain because of all this stupidity.
Oh, and just to answer your question: The chastity belt shown in your picture is a very popular device in the SM scene. They use it as a symbol of the “Iron virgin”, which often stands for sexual dominance of the woman combined with her inner, locked-away, unfullfilled sexual desires. How great you posted it in that context -_^ By the way, any girl running around with something like that would be poked fun at and teased by her fellow girls at school. Take your time for a walk to the library and read Stephen King’s “Carrie”. It will make you see the light of what Christian fanatism can do to a teenage girl.
Sen,
No Christian girl would actually display her chastity belt! It would be properly hidden under her clothing (pref: ankle length skirt or dress).
Most of the other stuff you talk about is too crazy to comment on. What is this filthy SM scene?
Oh, and don’t question the BIble. That’s the path to hell.
THANK YOU SAM.
You have enlightened me beyond what i though was possible.
“1) According to Proverbs (6:26), if they can find a prostitute that costs less then half a loaf of bread (and at WalMart prices, that won?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be easy. Try the flooded out areas of New Orleans. Or Ethiopia. I hear they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re desperate there.)”
With all that “ORGANIC” Hippie Liberal Lie (HLL) bread out there costing almost $10 a loaf, i think the ravaged flooded areas will benifit much from such income. As well as Ethiopia.
I think Chastity Belts and Smoking should be required once children turn 12. Its a shame to see kids in highschool (out of wedlock) having children.
And with all the HLL’s about how “great” all of these pills are, they just want us to buy their products to further the Democ-rat-ic campaign against good american people, so they can fund more terrorism.
All of you liberals can BURN IN HELL!! As you surely will for questioning such good people as these…
Thank you again Sam, you and the rest of STR.com are all amazing.
Shelley and her companions will all burn in hell for this shit-log!
I think the safer bet is that they did get pregnant and probably ran off to a baby killing factory to cruelly murder an innocent life. “Marc” could also be a lesbian (since they frequently take male names to be more “butch”) and it’s true that many lesbians carry little mini-turkey basters full of the semen of homosexuals they have…well…”serviced”…in order created new homosexuals, it’s also been shown that homosexual semen is less manly and therefore not as potent as the semen of a red blooded American heterosexual. So, if they didn’t get pregnant, that’s probably why.
Sam, the only quarrel I have with this otherwise excellent article is 1) some of the most well-repsected doctors in the US believe that you can get AIDS from kissing and 2) while there is no conclusive evidence that you can get AIDS from getting sneezed on by a homosexual the jury is still out on that.
God is Love!
european christian- “Shelley and her companions will all burn in hell for this shit-log!”
No they will NOT! They are the messengers of the LORD! They are right and JUST (PUN INTENDED)!
You, european christian, are the one who will burn in hell. No doubt you, as a filthy european, practices sodomy!
Chaste - “right and just”! God love ya for that one! I’m gonna forward that on to my pastor!
I wanna thank you for helping us fight the good fight against the forces of Satan that only mean to destroy the American way of life and turn the population into a bunch of dress-wearing swishes!
God Bless You!
Thank you Billy bob.
And Im sure that you can get aids by being sneezed on AND by kissing.
“…mean to destroy the American way of life and turn the population into a bunch of dress-wearing swishes!”
Absolutely, That is just what they want to do this fine country of ours. Im glad our Glorious Leader George W. Bush is fighting those Islamofacists (and democ-rats, and those dirty hippies, but i think im being redundant there)… Someone needs to put them in their place.
Whats right is right and whats left is WRONG!
Oh my! That made me laugh so hard the chaw fell right outta my lip! I’m gonna see if I can get me a bumper sticker that says that!
God is Love!
Hey, how’s about this one - Abstinence makes God’s heart grow fonder!
ABSOLUTELY!!
You should make ALL of those into bumper stickers!
And Sen: “Take your time for a walk to the library and read Stephen King?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Carrie?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. It will make you see the light of what Christian fanatism can do to a teenage girl.”
That is a book of HLLs (hippie liberal lies)designed to distract people from GOD! “Christian fanatism” Does not do that to people!
Liberals with their child murdering “sell the us to the middle east” philosophies do! You will surely burn in hell sen.
God bless you BILLY!
Wow! It’s a regular comedy store on here today. See Liberals! We Christians like a joke as much as the next man.
That’s just great Billy-Bob. You too Chaste. Haha. LOL!
Its usually a comedy store on here with all of the HLL’s that most of the other people post.
Most of their comments are so absurd they are funny!
That’s true Chaste - The only sad thing is that their comments make the Devil laugh too. Laugh in glee in anticipation at all the souls he’s going to get to snatch from jesus and to munch on!
In the unlikely event there is a god:
a)do you think he, she or it would want you to spend all your time worshipping him/her/it rather than doing something a bit more useful with your lives?
b) what makes you think that you have any right to interpret his/her/its desires?
Let’s face it, if there is a divine being, it’s not doing a lot for us, is it?
“What on earth are you talking about???!!! Are you crazy? How can a chastitity device be a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?sex toy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?? Sometimes I really don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t understand how the Liberal Mind works. I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even think of what disgusting uses you intend to put it to?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? What is this? can you explain. But only in a family freindly way please.”
Imagine my horror when refreshing my memory as to what a chastity belt is when I read this:
From Wikipedia: “Today, chastity belts are sometimes used in consensual BDSM play and as a form of erotic sexual denial. They range from simple leather or plastic toys commonly sold by adult stores to expensive high-security steel devices made by a handful of specialist firms.”
Using these devices on children is sick and perverse! Anyone who could recommend such a thing should be crucified, literally.
Uh, Cornwall (that is a homosexual name by the way)-
a) Yes, and what is more usefull than worshipping God ALL THE TIME?
b)I cannot speak for them personally, but from what i’ve read they have a firm understanding of Christianity and the world. Sam even has a PHD. I believe they CAN speak as they do.
“Let?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s face it, if there is a divine being, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s not doing a lot for us, is it?” -You will surely burn in hell.
i have a question how can this site be real if the terms of service state otherwise
http://shelleytherepublican.com/tos.html
OMG, Sam, you never heard the term SM scene? Where do you live? behind Mars?
As for your comment about me going to hell: Love to. I would rather spend my eternity with my friends in hell instead of wasting it with you in that shameful lie of heaven.
God bless those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Billy Bob Neck: Catching aids via kissing is ridiculous. You would have to drink seven liters of the other person’s saliva. You would bring it out the same way again before you’re finished.
“the couple are advised to prevent impure thoughts entering their brains, by performing coitus with a blanket blocking all but the essential mechanical regions between males and females from off of each other. And wear blindfolds.”
I think they do this in prison asewll. Your not hinting at something are you sambo?
what you need is a good ‘ol blowjob, you can even get shelley’s sis to help you out with this one. Maybe then you will STFU.
“Numerous statistical studies have shown that having sex greatly increases your chances of catching the AIDS.” - wow, something thats not a lie on this site, amazing. Whats next?? not ALL muslims are terrorist. Leaps and bounds, leaps and bounds
Chaste - “And Im sure that you can get aids by being sneezed on AND by kissing”.
sorry kiddo, i think this type of satire has already been done. Try something new and original. Left wing extremist prehaps ???….
im just suggseting, please dont take it the wrong way, besides not even RETARDS believe in that crap. Its an outragous lie from the wrong side, try extreme left wing parody. i wanna see something new and refreshing.
……..
How does one pee with a chastity belt?
Just a question , Japanese go to hell too ? Because they don’t have at all the same culture . So All japanese seen god create the earth are in hell ?
2) After a battle, when they have vanquished their enemy, the victorious men of God can have intercourse with their womenfolk. The Biblical instructions on this are quite specific so let me post them here.
Well, I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t comment on the other things, cause they are stupid baffling, but this one is good. Sam, I wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do that if I were in that position even if god allowed me to do it. Why?
1. Because having sex outside of marriage will surely piss off your wife.
2. Because that woman of the enemy will most probably kick you square in the nuts if you try.
3. Because if she doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t kick you in the nuts, chances are that she will just kill you.
4. Because it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s against the articles of proper behaviour for a soldier and against the human rights. You can get imprisoned for doing that.
5. Because it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s still rape if she doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want it.
PS: Hell and heaven are just what you like to see them. Better in hell with people you know than in heaven with bastards you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand.
Religious man said:
Just a question , Japanese go to hell too ? Because they don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have at all the same culture . So All japanese seen god create the earth are in hell ?
After Shelley and Co. yea they will go to hell. But I think that if god came to earth right now and would see all those wackadoos doing atrocities in his name, he would rather let the Shinto- and Zen-Buddhists into heaven than those bloodthirsting maniacs. IMO if god exists, he doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care about religious believes. If he did, he had maked us all to believe what he wants to.
The German Guy
Could someone give Bush a blowjob so that we can impeach him?
IMPEACH BUSH!
Lol, when will you stop writing such articles?
By the way, did you know that you can catch AIDS even if you have sex in order to have children with your christian wife/husband?
Of course japanese people got to hell! God hasn’t forgotten about Peral Harbor yet!
what a stupid cunt you are.
If you knew how much the world laughs at you you would simply stop breathing.
hahahaha
“God hasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t forgotten about Peral Harbor yet!”
Can you explain me how 126 million people can be responsible of something that happened 65 years ago? Most of them weren’t even born…
Do those chastity belt things have a pee-hole ?
Or does the girl just splash out of the sides ?
This is too funny for words.
And you’ll be laughing in hell soon!!!!
God Bless America!
i suggest you convert to islam: there instead of burning in hell you get to bang a couple dozen vigins for eternity :D
ALLAH!
God has logged your comment ha.
So has the Unit…
I don’t think the day will be long before all muslims are arrested and taken off the streets!
Hi Shelley, It’s me again. Thanks for letting me post.
This site is still clearly a the work of Jesus and you’re putting aside treasure in heaven for that!
God Bless America!
Sam, we can only that it happenes sooner rather than later. I think we oughta stop letting stores sell pita bread and hummus, too. That’ll go a long way to making them stay in their onwn country.
LOL - nice one Sam ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ hilarious, well done. I assume you know there are actually people in the world who think like this, don’t you? Scary, huh?!?!
Are you reading this crazy Christian man because you’re bored at work? Why not send your strories about office life is to:
http://www.ihatework.wordpress.com
I never thought people could be this STUPID
1) AIDS FROM SEX? NO WAY! Just fuckin’ get a blood test or something. Condoms don’t work 100%, but hey, who fuckin’ cares?
2)Spoilers: If nobody knows you’re a bastard, not even you, who cares?
3)Breast cancer is unrelated to contreaceptives. I can’t believe ANYONE could make this connection. It’s like saying smokers who wear glasses can get lung cancer! OH NO!
4)Let’s roleplay, I’ll be you. “SEX IS TEH EVIL, DONT DO IT, WEAR A BLINDFOLD, PUT SPIKES ON YOUR PENIS, etc. BUT IT’S OKAY TO HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE, BECAUSE THEY CERTAINLY WOULDNT HAVE A HIGHER RISK OF STD’S THAN ANYONE ELSE! OF COURSE NOT!”
You and your false, biased crap make me sick.
Son, I think you’re in the anger phase in your acceptance of Jesus Christ as your personal savior. Keep yelling, son. Get it all out because once you do and you’re exhausted and worn out then Jesus will appear to you and all those walls you’ve built up over years’ll just come tumbling down like Joshua and Jericho!
We’re praying for ya, son!
God is Love!
you lot are completly mad, do you have lives or do you need somebody to tell you exatctly what you can or cannot do, live a little
Oyu want to know why breat cancer and contraceptives are so closely related? its becasue one and 3 women will devleop breast cancer. pretty high number huh? there is not much i can say to your sorry un-educated ass except i hope you are the one out of three you stupid bitch
Ok i am a chastity speaker and a true beleiver in chastity. BUT i sat here and read your article and i had to luagh. What extremism. what hate and actual disrespect for the bible b/c u used the bible in your own way and interpreted it your way away from what it actually meant just to show your point. U lied throughout the article and u made i look like anyone who has se beofre marriage is a sinner and is going to go to hell no matter what. So i guess i need to spread my witness to you. ive messed up in my life bad. but i being a catholic went to confession and now am cleansed by it. i also asked god directly for cleansing from it. Those who partake in sexual activities before marriage are not going to go to hell if they ask for forgivness, and that is a vital part that you happened to miss. Coinincidence….NOPE i think not. I am 17 and you are older and yet i seem the wiser. God bless
Patrick,
That’s what so great about catholicism, isn’t it. You can get away with any kind of degeneracy or sin, so long as you confess to it and get ‘cleansed’. Hey, I heard that Adolf Hitler went to heaven. Sure he killed a few million people, but it’s OK, he confessed to a Catholic priest and got a Get Out of Jail Free card before he died…
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Abstinence is the best Safe Sex plan for Purity
billy bob fuckface neck you say abstinence makes god’s heart grow fonder haha well god gets a massive boner from you billy bob fuckface neck just like he gets a massive boner fro the rest of the STR bitches.
laughing at the expense of STR
and by the way sam johnston i don’t ever and i repeat ever hear you say the shit you said in your article about a living legend such as freddy mercury again or i will give the hardest and loud bitch slap you will ever recieve you don’t ever go around saying that type of shit about a living legend such as freddy mercury you will get the worst ass kicking of your life asshole zealot.
laughing at the expense of STR
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i am not trying to belittle your beliefs or mock you in any way, but i do not agree with your opinions on sex and masturbation and especially on birth control. to claim that someone will go to hell formasturbation or sexis unjust, cruel and in some ways insulting to gods memory as you are statin in fact that he is a cruel and unjust entity. birth control is by way and means a way to reduce the risk of unwanted pregnancy and lower the risks std transmission. on no product does it state that it is an infinite barrier and prevention agianst any such outcome, it clearly states its effectivness and that is an aid. as for masturbation, i do not see how giving yourself pleasure by yourself in your own home can be a sin, if you werent meant to do it you wouldnt be able to. masturbation is merely a way for children and adults to explore there sexuality and learn what is needed to continue our existence by having SEX. masturbation is also shown and through personal experience lower stress, reduce anxiety, reduce risk of heart attack and many other health benefits purely through orgasm. its is also a powerful painkiller through its means of releasing endorphins. how can that or any of those things be bad? and to shame a child and frighten them into a belief not of there own choice is unjust and unholy, christianity,islam, bhudism.etc. are all beliefs to be willingly obtained, not forced thwough fear and opression. and if you read the bible alittle more clearly i cannot remember naything about sex being damnable or incurring the wrath of god, can you? no. nd i also remmber that sex is mentioned in a good light several times in the bible to as it is not a bad thing. and also if sex were immoral an wrong then why would it be made pleasurable? why would women be able tohave multiple orgasms and men be aroused easily if sex were an evil sin purely for the conituation of man kind? surely we would relaese sperm and women an egg if this were the case. but no, sex and masturbation is merely a way to knw yourself sexually better, to be more comfortable with yourself, and to express emotional care, love and tenderness for another individual. just because there are some people using sex in a wrong harmfull and immoral way does not give anyone the right to demmoralize anyone who does have sex or masturbate and to make them feel dirty or guilty. have you ever masturbated or had sex yourself? did it feel good? if it did, then your going to hell and if it didnt then your lying cus it did feel good and your still going to hell. thats what your saying to me.
i think you seriously need to reevaluate your angle on this and chose the way in which you so harshy damn mankinds sexual curiosity and enjoyment to hell, by taking it form what it really is, an extremely pleasurable ,satisfying and emotinally bonding experiense and turning it to the gateway of all evil. there are worse things than sex, even more so since sex is lovein an emotinally physical way. also its just another body part. are you going to send someone to hell for taking a shit or giving you a back massage and spitting on you? no , but in theory they are both the same principle of sex. a feeling of pleasure with a release of bodily fluid….yes your right….that is evil.
sam. i dont believe in hell, i dont believe in the bible or god, thats a free choice, will god punish me for not believing in him? no. i do however believe you are a dickhead, a joke, a virgin and if you keep on about how any sort of sex requires the death penalty or fire, a dead man. your making some people pissed off sam, and im wondering if your a joke, a sad man who has nothing better to do than type up this crap and invent a character of extremist cristianity. stop being angry and get a girl or a guy or whatever, and if you cant get one, get a hooker, cus you obviously odnt spend your money on a social life. gods man i dont care if your extremely religous,. im happy for you to believe in something, just cus i dont doesnt mean i dont think other people should, but take things with a pinch of salt and open your mind a little sam, god states adultery as sinful, and rape as sinful. not sex and masturbation, fuck even jesus had sex. believe but try somehting once in a while and youll see its not as bad as you think. sorry if i offended anyone but this guys is offending me, especially the way he talks about homosexuality. sam, my mum is gay and she has a partner and im happy for them, i have a girlfriend for 2 years now, we had sex last night, this morning and will do again when i get home. i love her with all my heart, im not married but i care for her the same amount, will i go to hell? ive told people i love her…we live otgether sleep together shop together eat together have sex and masturbate together and alone, we are faithful we drink hang out with friends and live our short lives well. the only diffference between that and marriage is a piece of metal on my finger and a child, which we amazingly dont have still cus shes on the pill…and neither of us have stds or hiv…did one of those nifty little blood tests in that crazy revolutionary hting called a hospital, stay away from the witch doctors mate. so tell me, how does a piece of metal make sex holy? love is love, emotion is emotion,and sex is sex married or not. and how is being gay bad? they are still normal people. if you met them alone you wouldnt know the difference, they love eachtother, care for eachother, have kids(myself included) hell they even have sex (shudder) haha which i dont like to htink of cus its grossnot cus its wrong. so shut up and fuck up afore you kick it sam. lifes too short to be this much of a prude
I go to church, but I still don’t see myself as a christian (I don’t think it’s my time yet; have some stuff to sort out first). So many of the people there are so loving and kind. The things they say are the right things, they understand that I have been on a bad path. However, all that you say here is starting to make me think not many “christians” are as great as I thought they were.
It’s 2008, about 2 years after this whole thing started, but I need to put my say into this. As someone who wants to try to be a christian, people like you make it harder. now, im not typing all this in an anger-filled, trolling mood; I am mearly taken aback by such a harsh view of something God Himself made beautiful.
I don’t know where to find the scripture, but I know for a fact, that God loves all people and wants them to be with Him after they pass on. It is no longer hate, malice, and brimstone that He has for us anymore. He is a god of love now, all who ask for him, and mean it, will be held for eternity after their passing in paradise.
I hope I don’t seem judgmental, but is it not God who is to judge us? Humanity is flawed, not by those who sin by having sex, but for us all having a sinful nature. I have my own demons to face, and I dare not condemn someone else for the darkness they too must fair against.
If you think that sex is sin, go back to Genesis and, please for the sake of your well-being, learn what true sin is. As humans, we are born into sin for Adam’s fall, but we may regain purity by merely asking for it (and not with just words, but with all our heart and soul).
I appologize for not being quick in this comment, but you must understand the meaning of the scripture, not just the words. The words are there so we may understand, as mere mortals, what He asks of us.
There are no “bastards” in the eyes of God (unless it is a real female dog), only humanity sees others they do not understand as filth. First, you must understand, that there are only two races to humanity, the holy and the sinful, but you are not to condemn them. You must be kind.
Here is a simple example:
Would you rather go into a building where someone is yelling at you to enter, accusing you of being wrong in all you do, say, and are?
Or one that has someone holding the door open for you, presenting you with a kind hand to shake, saying “I know the hardships you have been through, but if you I will help you out if you like.”, giving you the option to come back again another time?
I think the answer is obvious. The best way to save someone is by helping them out and giving your time to them, for their sake.
May God give everyone the strength to find an answer, regardless of who society thinks they are. I, for one, see past the wall of sin and see a true person of the Lord.
God bless all of you
~The Caged
Is this for real? This is so funny =D
what a joke.