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PFC Michael Rob here. I’m the new STR.com Iraq correspondent, so I guess I’d better tell you something about myself.

I enlisted in the marines in 2002 when I heard I was going to see some action and I’ve never regretted it for a moment. I’m with Kilo Company - the toughest rifle company in the 1st marines.

I’m not a bragging man, so please believe me when I say the only thing more dangerous than Kilo Company is a bomber full of Tactical Nukes, I guess that’s why they call us “The Kilotonners”. The president wasnt ready to drop “Big Boy” on the Iraqi terrorists yet, so that’s how I came to find myself fighting for America on this hellish sand-dune of a sh**-hole they call Haditha, Iraq.

I love America and the Marine Corps, but most of all I love the Kilotonners, we freaking rule. They also call us “The Special K-ers”, but I have no idea why we got that name, kinda funny isnt it?

Let me tell you that life as a Marine isn’t easy - it’s hard work just staying alive, because terrorists are everywhere. The first thing you learn in Marine training is to look out for your buddies, and that means always watching out for suspicious signs:

Pretty much everything that happens on the streets of Haditha are suspicious, so that’s why we shoot first and ask questions later. Pretty soon those terrorists will learn not to throw stones at our humvees or shout anti-American protests. One day they will learn to enjoy this new Freedom America has given them.

But don’t let me put you off, life in the Marine Corps is just great. It may be tough but I’ve never been with a better bunch of people. Every day I remind myself that we work hard to keep America safe from terrorists… but heck, it’s not all work. America’s forces sure do have a great sense of humor, so today I want to tell you about some of the coolest pranks and jokes I’ve seen since we’ve been fighting against Saddam and Osama.

When we get out of the Marine’s, we want Hummer’s just like this. What a cool thing to write on the humvee - Marine’s have the coolest sense of humor.

When I saw what the guys had written on our Humvee I just cracked up. I’d just love to see the look on those towelhead faces when we open fire on their terrorist asses. I would be laughing even more if the photo showed that soldier pulling the trigger and blowing some evil islamofascist towelhead terrorist brains to pieces.

I would just love to see those rounds fired into a mosque when those towelheads do their islamic shit, or wherever the terrorists hang out these days. There would be, like, blood everywhere and the gun would be going Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Ba-da and they would be shouting “Ullah, Ullah” or whatever the heck it is they always say and it would be freaking hilarious. See what I mean, we marines have the best sense of humor.

Nobody beats America’s forces when it comes to practical jokes. One of my girlfriends in 372nd Military Police Company has to look after all the terrorists we capture. She used to work in a Freedom Camp called Abu Grahib. The crazy thing about the towelheads is that wherever they go they freak-out unless they are allowed to keep their book called “Koran”, which is some kind of terrorist manual I think.

There was one real wise guy in that camp called Abu-Grahib who was always making trouble, so one day my girlfriend went in and took his koran and threw it in a toilet and then took a stinking dump on it. The terrorist freaked out and shouted all that crazy Ullah shit, and it was freaking hilarious. All the MPs were totally freaking out over how funny it was and took loads of pictures of this guy going crazy, hitting himself.

The next week some wingnut liberal newspaper called “Newsweek” did a story on it like she had done something bad or something. They said it was a form of “torture”, and at the time I was really pissed because it was a totally BS accusation. But she had the last laugh: It turns out that the koran in the toilet belonged to a totally different prisoner who had recently died, and that the terrorist’s book was completely unharmed. She handed it back to him two days later totally clean! She’d done the old “switcheroo”, and everybody was TOTALLY PUNK’D!

My GF told the terrorists to make out like fags while I took pictures. Freaking hilarious. Once we showed the terrorists the pictures, they saw the funny side too!

Another awesome stunt captured on camera… totally punk’d!

The craziest thing is that the towelheads sometimes share our sense of humor - in one of the coolest pranks my girlfriend did she told the terrorists that they had to take of all their clothes and make out like fags or she would set attack dogs on them. The cool thing was, we got the prisoners to do loads of faggy sh** before we told them theat there wernt actually any dogs in the prison that day.

We were just yanking their chains. Everybody saw the funny side, even the terrorists. One of them couldn’t stop laughing and laughing for weeks, and keeps laughing as he paces around his tiny cell. It’s just like they say, laughter is the best medicene, and America is the king of Jokers.

Anyway, thats our life. It’s tough but we have a good time. I just want to say two more things before I sign off.

First of all, Tristan made a mistake when he posted my last last letter. One of his pictures did show a British soldier. Not many of you know that we got limeys here in Iraq. They dont have good equipment and they are not very tough, so we mainly get them doing easy jobs like guarding sh** while we go kill the terrorists.

The thing you got right was your comments about liberal media. Heres a story my sarge told me: the other day a marine called PFC Pyle comitted suicide. When they investigated the case, it turns out he had been reading whacked out pro-terrorist liberal sites like “Huffington Post” or “Mike Molloy”, and he was starting to talk crazy sh** about Bush and Cheney being war-criminals and us not doing a good job. Anyway, one morning we found him dead - he’d killed himself with his own rifle… so I figure that those liberals are responsible for a Marine’s death.

So that’s all I gotta say for now. Thanks for all your prayers and donations. I will write you again soon! Next week I’m going to tell you about how important faith in God is to a serving Marine.

PFC Michael Rob,
US MARINES
Haditha,
Al-Abnar Province
Iraq

Women are an integral part of the American family values agenda. What is more important than to care and nourish the little ones and also keep the household in order? What practicable alternative is there other than let women care for the children, cook and protect the family structure? Let the man care for the children? We all know that this is leads to 55% of homosexuality among the suffering children. Or maybe let the children stay home alone and let them become prey for liberal child abusers?

What the feminazis have to understand is that most women like to stay home and care the the household. Only because they are unable to feel love and compassion for the family they want to force their destructive behavior on others. Most feminazis are lesbians anyway and will never know the pleasure of family life and will never know the Heavenly Kingdom. Their future holds Fire and brimstone.

You all probably know that democ-rats want to destroy the American way of Life but I think it is not clear to everybody on how many levels they attack the homeland. Their agenda also includes to weaken the structure of the American family in order to release more perversion and drugs upon the American society. They don’t like to see happy families, all they want is lonely children from broken homes, abortions and domestic disturbance.

I also don’t believe that women belong in politics. My big idol Ann Coulter once said: ?I want all women to carry guns but I don’t want them to vote!?. These are very wise words. Women are not made for the dirty games in politics. Let the men deal with it.

So, if you want to be a good American woman, you should do what I, Shelley Goodman, do. Raise your children to be good and proud Americans and let the husband go out and earn the big bucks.

God bless you,
Shelley The Republican

The Christian Republican response to her recent insane outbursts: Compassion. Love. Understanding. Reason. Faith. Mercy. And balanced judgement.

Prepare yourself for a shock! This is what leading evil ultra-liberal feminazi Rosie O’Donnell has been allowed to say on American network TV less than one week ago!!!:

“Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state…”

She had been saying that America was attacked “not by a nation.” She continued:

“And as a result of the attack and the killing of 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people.”

Co-host Joy Behar on ABC’s communist propaganda show “The View” (herself a liberal wingnut) was even shocked by her words and protested that Christians are not trying to impose mass murder on America. “This group (radical Muslims) is threatening to kill us.”

Replied O’Donnell: “No, but we are bombing innocent people in other countries. True or false?”

What?! I don’t even know where to start with this! It just gets me so mad.

The message from ABC is clear! Bashing innocent Christians is acceptable, even comparing them with murderers who kill in the name of Allah. We need to take Action!

That’s why we’ve set up an STR action alert demanding that this b**ch pay!

This is Rosie O’Donnell. Do you really want someone this ugly on a TV that Christians may watch? If someone doesn’t shut her up soon she’ll be comparing Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to that towel-head carpet salesman Mohum-mad.

We want you to tell ABC that O’Donnell’s comments deserve an apology and a reprimand.

1. Send an email to ABC asking for an apology and a severe reprimand, and at least a beating.
2. Forward this to your friends and family, and ask them to send an email to ABC.
3. We also call on a soldier of God to bring judgement on O Donnell and her kin. He will know who he is because he will hear the calling and feel the righteous anger in his breast against this hate-sepaker O’Donnell. Perhaps it’s you?! Do you know that she and all who know her are a plague on this earth and an affront to God and need to be terminated with extreme prejudice? Well, do your work!

We need to hang the hussy from the highest rafters (together with everyone that supports her, Michael Moore and Al Gore) in order to set an example to anyone else that might be trying to undermine American freedom by comparing we soldiers of Christ to the Islamo-fascist murderers! (Note to bleeding-heart Liberals, it isn’t murder if it God wants you to do it. It’s justice! And isn’t justice what you’re always saying you want?!)

Before I sign off and you go and get the necessary weapons, I want you to bear in mind one more thing. Now, I’m no homophobe and I know that God loves every living creature (until they disappoint him by breaking the rules in his Great Book, the Bible, of course). Nor do I want to cast aspersions on Rosie O Donnell’s disgusting, degraded and immoral private life, nor her filthy personal philosophy for which she’s already ensured herself a place in hell. I don’t want this to influence Christian readers in any way. However, I think I should let you know that this woman is a lesbian sin machine and deserves to have her sinning hands cut off!

Lesbians. If every woman was a lesbian like O’Donnell the human race would become extinct and everything you love and hold dear would be destroyed. Is this what you want? It’s what Liberals want. That’s why we need a holy war!

God, thank You for Your mercies!

Colonel Dr. Sam Johnston
(An armed and ready officer in the Christian defence organisation, which we shall call only, The Unit)

P.S. For a full analysis of the term ‘feminazi’ please read tomorrow’s article by our own Shelley Goodman. Keep it here on STR.com! Why not bypass all the Liberal Lie Media and mark us as your US friendly homepage!

Dear Friends,

Click over to the wingnut liberal press.. the overall theme is one of expectant gloating. The Democrat whackadoos are confident that they will re-take congress, and use that as a launch-pad for their hateful agenda of appeasement, athiesm and abortion. If you believe what the ultra-left are saying then America is in the middle of a swing to the left. But should you believe what the drive-by media says? Would you be surprised to learn that this whole story is another fabrication by the liberal-media’s lie-factory.

The Founding Fathers: Every one of them a confirmed Christian. They designed our constitution to be God’s law on Earth, however over the years liberals and democrats have corrupted their vision. God will grant the Republicans one more term of Presidency, however our mandate is clear: We must restore God’s rule in America.

I predict that not only are the Republicans going to win, but that we are going to win BIG in the congressional elections. Our dear president explained why in a speech last week. Peter Baker of the Washington Post Writes:

“President Bush said that he senses a ‘Third Awakening‘ of religious devotion in the United States that has coincided with the nation’s struggle with international terrorists, a war that he depicted as ‘a confrontation between good and evil.”

A message which will surely make America’s Patriotic majority rejoice. For once we have an American president who gets it: We have a President who is not only the leader of our government, but also our nation’s spiritual and moral leader. Our President is truly God’s hand on Earth. This is government exactly as our nation’s Christian Founding Fathers intended.

“Bush told a group of conservative journalists that he notices more open expressions of faith among people he meets during his travels, and he suggested that might signal a broader revival similar to other religious movements in history. Bush noted that some of Abraham Lincoln’s strongest supporters were religious people ‘who saw life in terms of good and evil’.”

Another fine observation from our president who correctly notes that America’s destiny has been perverted by liberals who wished to draw America away from the path of God’s Truth.

We at STR.com think it’s time that the Republican party take advantage of the new revival of God’s love that they have helped create. It’s time to bring America back into line with God’s law - that’s God’s platform. A platform guaranteed to win the congressional, senatorial and eventually the Presidential elections.

God’s greatest gift to man is his ten commandments. It is the basis of American law, but liberal corruption means that not all of these laws can be enforced. This must be changed!

As our resident theologian Dr Sam Johnston has said on a number of occasions, America is a Bible Believing nation. Our laws are ultimately based on the ten commandments. It’s no co-incidence that theft, dishonesty and murder are illegal in our land - these are some of the acts which are specifically disallowed by the laws which moses brought down from Mount Sinai. It’s time that our government recognize that God’s law comes above the mere law of man. So how are we going to achieve this, well the great news is that the 3rd awakening is already happening in Congress:

?Notwithstanding any other provision of this chapter, the Supreme Court shall not have jurisdiction to review, by appeal, writ of certiorari, or otherwise, any matter to the extent that relief is sought against an element of Federal, State, or local government, or against an officer of Federal, State, or local government (whether or not acting in official personal capacity), by reason of that element?s or officer?s acknowledgment of God as the sovereign source of law, liberty, or government.? - Religious Liberty Restoration Act (2006)

This proposed law may allow any judge to institute biblical punishments without being subject to review by liberal activist judges in the Supreme Court or the God-rejecting federal court system. It plugs an important, unintended gap in the constitution that prevents many of God’s laws from being enforced by the Exective branch of government.

With this law we can prevent Americans from worshiping false-gods or dishonoring their parents. These are laws which will make America strong! These are laws which will protect America from God’s wrath. If America had been united behind the 10 Commandments, God never would have judged New-Orleans with Katrina or AIDS.

Find out more about the Ten Commandments at the Jack Chick Archive: President George W. Bush’s favourite Religious Tracts. Nowhere in the Bible was the penalty for taking the Lord’s name in vain repealed, so why should we continue allowing liberals to offend God?

My dear friends, if you truly want to do God’s will and make his law the law of the land then please vote Republican at the next elections. It’s what Jesus wants us to do. It’s time for us to unite Church and State in the way that our founding fathers always wanted.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

Dear Friends

I don’t think there is a doubt in America’s mind that we need to attack Iran as soon and as hard a possible. If there was ever a need to send a tactical smart bomb it’s now! Right now!

Todays iran is not much different from Germany in 1939. They hate the Jews, they celebrate violence and they plan to attack and kill the rest of the world.

Iran considers Islamic clothing law
Bill encourages traditional dress
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Nasser Karimi
Associated Press

Tehran, Iran - A draft law moving through parliament encourages Iranians to wear Islamic clothing to protect the country’s Muslim identity but does not mention special attire for religious minorities, according to a copy obtained Saturday by the Associated Press.

The 13-article bill received preliminary approval a week ago.

On Friday, the Canadian newspaper The National Post, quoting Iranian exiles, said the law would force Jews, Christians and other religious minorities to wear special patches of colored cloth to distinguish them from Muslims.

The report brought immediate criticism from the United States, which is locked in a standoff with Iran over its nuclear program.

State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said any such measure would be “despicable” and carry “clear echoes of Germany under Hitler” - referring to the yellow Star of David that Jews were forced to wear during the Holocaust.

He would not comment further, saying he did not “have all the facts” on the bill.

The Post said Friday that the law required Jews to wear a yellow strip of cloth sewn into their clothes, Christians to have a red one and Zoroastrians to wear blue. The copy of the bill received by the AP did not mention minorities.

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Pictures like these get celebrated in iran with wild racist screaming and the “Hitlergruss”. They want to “wipe Israel off the map”.

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On Saturday, the Post Web site ran an article casting doubt on its earlier report. It cited the Iranian Embassy in Ottawa as denying the report and quoted Iranian exiles saying the law did not appear to have such measures.

The Web site did not post a correction of the original article. The Post did not immediately respond to e-mails asking for comment and Amir Taheri, an Iranian expert who wrote the original article, could not immediately be reached for comment.

“Such a plan has never been proposed or discussed in parliament. Such news, which appeared abroad, is an insult to religious minorities here,” Iranian Jewish lawmaker Morris Motamed told the AP.

The bill raised fears among women that the hard-line government led by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is planning to crack down on social freedoms won in Iran during the previous, pro-reform government.

Laws in place since the 1979 Islamic Revolution require women to wear “chador” - meaning a head scarf to cover their hair and a long overcoat to hide their shapes. But in the past decade, enforcement has grown lax, and women - particularly in the capital, Tehran - commonly wear scarves that leave almost their entire heads bare and short, formfitting jackets instead of overcoats.

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Iran has nuclear weapons and they are ready to use it against anybody not muslim. Killings in the name of God, a clear sign of a Islamofascist killer society!

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The bill makes no specific mention of women but says it aims to “encourage the public to abstain from choosing clothes that aren’t appropriate to the culture of Iran,” according to the copy received from the parliament’s press office.

It tasks the Culture Ministry and state media to promote Iranian styles of dress and to discourage clothing “that does not conform with Iranian-Islamic culture.”

It also would give economic incentives to producers making Islamic-style clothing and impose tariffs on clothing imports.

The bill does not call for police or other bodies to enforce stricter styles of dress for women.

? 2006 The Plain Dealer
? 2006 cleveland.com All Rights Reserved.

From CNN:

An outbreak of E. coli has spread to 20 states and sickened more than 90 people, federal health officials say.

As it turns out now, the terrorist killers attacked the homeland again, probably even on 9/11, by putting coli bacteria in our American spinach.

The leader has to act now and show they that we don’t take such crap without fighting back hard. For every good American dying due to this years attack we should kill one terrorist in iraq!

Yours with Christ,
Jimmy K.

If you are not sure how dangerous immigration to America really is, please watch the video below. Our President cares deeply about America, that is why he is against immigration.

My good friend Tristan is soon starting a new internet community called “CAI”, the Christians against Immigration. We believe together we can stop immigration or at least let every immigrant how that he is NOT WELCOME in America! It’s for the best, believe me.

God bless America,
Shelley

Friends,

As you know one of Christ’s commandments to the faithful is Evangelism. We are instructed to spread the good news to all of mankind. This is something we Baptists hold dear. Usually our missionary work is close to home, but I think you will all agree that we have been rather successful on our “home turf”, it’s time to expand our operation and claim souls further-afield in Christ’s name.

“Project Free Europe” was funded by your contributions to STR.com. We bring Christ’s message to Godless nations thanks to your money, support and prayers.

Normally, this would involve a mission to a nearby Blue-State, however this year your donations to this site funded the STR.com prayer-team on a unique act of evangelism. We decided to travel from the heartland of the USA to the heartland of the country that has done the most to support terrorism, and has consistently fought against world freedom: France

We picked a region of central France that looked most similar to my own Oklahoma. Most people in this area are simple country folk; farm-workers just like my own grandparents. The bible teaches us that simple folk are often the most receptive to the Good News. Unfortunately we soon discovered that the devil was ready to oppose us on his home ground.

A typical French shop - closed, boarded up and out of business. The French economy is stagnating. The retail experience resembles that of post-soviet Russia.

The first thing you have to know about France is that it has reached a state of terminal economic stagnation. If you want to see this for yourself, try standing on a urban main-street at just after mid-day, the time when in our own home towns the hard-working christian business-men would be doing a brisk trade. The French street is an example of commercial woe. The shops are shut, the street is deserted: It’s like a ghost town. This is the modern France after it was completely ransacked by Muslim rioters in 2005.

In 2005 France’s huge Muslim population rebelled, going on a nationwide rampage of death and destruction. France’s ill-equiped police force was barely able to contain the damage. The result is the crippled country we see today. This is precisely what the Democrats want for America.

The next thing you need to know about the French is that they are lazy. The French language has no word for “entrepreneur”, because self-motivation is completely unknown in this Godless land.

The few French who have jobs only turn up when they are not on strike (which is most of the time), and then when they do decide to show up for work they generally work in a half-hearted disdainful way. The Frenchman will pack up sometime before mid-day for no particular reason and drink himself silly on the region’s acrid wines and smoke a few “Jazz Cigarettes”, before shuffling listlessly back to work.

After work, this morally depraved wreck of humanity will shuffle to one of the many local drinking dens and get himself blindly drunk. If you were to confront a frenchman and tell him that his lifestyle is dooming him to an eternity in Hell, he will probabably laugh at you and tell you that he does not care. The Frenchman has already made a death-pact with Satan.

Christ teaches us that adversity often brings faith, so we set up our first base in the small agricultural town of Chinon, Frace next to the lazy river Loire. Joined by a small huddle of STR.com supporters we began bearing witness to Christ’s love in this godless town of drunkards. At first we felt that we were being ignored by the ignorant Frenchmen that live in this town, but gradually we found ourselves at the center of a large and growing audience.

“And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. - the same thing happened to us that day!

Friends, we Christians know that miracles do happen every day. Those of us who pray know that God provides and on that day, the very first day of Mission Europe, the spirit of God filled us all and we began speaking in tongues. It was as if the air became electrified and the Spirit of God spoke through us, shouting Christ’s message to all who came to listen. We were speaking no human language, but the language of God. I just know that souls were saved, and God was pleased with our work.

When our congregation was over we handed out King James bibles, the only version of the bible that is authorized by God. We were distressed to learn that very few of the Frenchmen could speak, let alone read American, preferring their own savage illiterate tongue. We resolved that this would be the work of a subsequent mission, to teach these hateful wretches God’s language.

French illegal immigrants like this man often use decption to obtain an American work-permit or “Green Card”. Their goal is to seduce our American women and steal our jobs. They should be prevented from entering the USA on account of their perverse pro-terrorist views.

But once again, the Devil sent his minions to try us; A frenchman approached as we were handing out bibles and educational tracts. At first it was hard to understand what he was trying to say throuh his absurd, outlandish accent, but eventually it dawned on us that he was congratulating us for what he believed to be a street theater performance.

We at STR.com have developed a thick skin against liberal taunts. They are allways incorrectly accusing us of being a satire, but in that moment we learnt that French liberals were no different from American liberals. What was the point in telling him he was going to hell - the whole nation is damned anyway, so what difference does one more sinner in this godless cess-pit make?

This wine is typical of what is drunk in France. Le Piat D’Or is one of the more popular French brands. Personally I would prfer a cool Bud to the disgusting wine that the French prefer.

Finally, while I usually abstain from alcoholic drink, I confess that after a long day of witnessing for Christ, I like a cool beer. Finding a good beer in that region of France proved to be impossible. None of the bars in the town could sell us a Bud or a Coors or any beverage untainted by French queerness.

The King of Beers. This original American product is not available in most of Europe, including France because the French are offended by our principles of hard work, family and love of God. Instead, the french drink crudely brewed local wines. These are of inconstent quality, typically unpleasantly acrid or bitter.

I explained to the rustic bar-man that a Budweiser is the “King of Beers”, and made by hard working Christian Americans. Instead he offered me the local sour-tasting wine that Frenchmen use to stupefy their atheist souls every night. He served this with a bowl of raw minced beef on which a raw egg had been cracked. Disgusting food for a savage, godless nation.

My advice to you dear friends is do not expect to drink or dine well in this wretched country. If we had known what we were getting into, we would have packed up and left right away, but it seems that God had further challenges for us… (to be continued)

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

How to spot an atheist ? and what to do if you do.

The second in a series of articles about the Godless minority who pose an even bigger threat to our society than the Muslims.

In part one of my study of Atheism, I proved comprehensively that atheists are:

In short, they are scum and you never want to meet one. However, this is easier said than done (or not done!). For a start, atheists are even better at disguising themselves as normal Christian Americans than Muslims.

Fortunately, there are a few giveaway signs. I personally don’t know any Atheists, of course, but I learned a lot about them in the missionary work I used to carry out with my pastor. It is my intention today to bring the benefit of this experience to you good Christian readers of Shelleytherepublican.com.

10 ways to spot an atheist

(1) T-shirts.

Many Atheists like to advertise their lack of faith to the world with “ironic” branding on their t-shirts and messages inimical to our Christian president. I don’t know why they do this ? it isn’t clever and it isn’t cool ? but it is at least helpful to us Christians so we know to ignore them.

This t-shirt is only too typical of the type of thing Atheists like to wear. 98% of Americans would disagree with this disgusting sentiment. Thank God!

(2) They use long words.

As we have now learned Atheists prefer to rely on so-called logic and intelligence rather than good old fashioned gut instinct and religion. This manifests itself in conversation by their using complicated sentences and talking what my plain talking pastor likes to term “bull.” If you meet someone who you suspect of being cleverer than you, they may be an Atheist. Exercise caution.

(3)Bad posture.

As my Great Uncle Marty used to say, most liberals could do with a spell in the army to bash some sense into them and stop them being such pinko saps. Nowhere is this more true than of atheists who are so far from discipline and the love of God that they can not even stand up straight and walk tall.

4)Picking nails.

As discussed in part one of my study on Atheism, Atheists are nervous and scared of the afterlife and sad about all their dead friends who they are certain are not in heaven. As a result, they pick their nails and bite them off. When you meet someone who you suspect of being an atheist, look at their hands. If their nails are in worse condition than the average Christian’s, you could be in trouble.

(5)Use of ‘I-pods’.

Unable to appreciate the beauty of God’s world, atheists try to drown out creation with music they listen to on their Godless MP3 players. They listen to whiny music from groups like ‘System Of A Down’ and from Limey homo-sexualists like Morrissey. (By the way, Morrissey will be the subject of a future article. My niece tried to get me to listen to him recently. I’m sorry to have to admit that. It was the most disgusting thing I’ve heard. I pray for her soul. Not his though. There is a place, a place in hell reserved for him and his friends.) Of course, I’m aware that not all ipod users are atheists ? we Republicans are realists, after all ? but it’s still a fair indication. Especially if they’re listening to Morrissey.

Morrissey. The patron saint of people who are going to hell.

(6)They are constantly after sex.

Atheists do not believe in Biblical morality, nor monogamy. In fact, the creed of Atheism is often used as an excuse to view sick porn on the internet and have debauched romping sex outside marriage. If you meet an Atheist, sooner or later he/she will make a crude suggestion to you. Ignore it.

(7)Laughing at funerals.

Like Satan, Atheists like to laugh at funerals. It’s disgusting.

(8)Confused expression.

Atheists are always lost in their own (lack of) logic. Here is a typical Atheist thought process:

He will ask himself such questions as “Can God create a rock so big that He cannot lift it?” and, “Can God will Himself out of existence?” He will think at first that this proves God can’t be omnipotent. But then he will realize that you can’t use lack of omnipotence as a logical argument when faced with an omnipotent God.

That’s why Atheists are always frowning. And that’s why they try to distract themselves with bad music (see point 5).

(9)They are card carrying communists or fascists.

You have to get hold of their wallet to verify this, but you can be sure that if you meet an Athesist, this is what he/she is. And, conversely, if you meet a Communist, he/she is an atheist. Communism and Fascism are the religions of Atheism. (See Liberals! That’s logic!)

(10)Looks like a monkey.

Okay, this one isn’t necessarily true, but think about it. Atheists are actually convinced that we are descended from apes. Isn’t that just crazy??!?!! Thank God only 28% of Americans agree with them.

Charles Darwin. A man who thinks we are all monkeys.

Okay, so now you’ve identified your Atheist, what do you do?

It’s a tricky question. It’s bad to create a scene, especially in the current post 9-11 climate.

I would advise, however, going in hard. The Atheist may not actually be committing a crime when you encounter him or her. However, as has been discussed before on this site, because they have no moral compass, and no way of judging right or wrong since they deny the teaching of the Bible, you can be certain that the Atheist will become a malefactor sooner or later.

The first thing to do is to clear any children out of the area and warn them not to approach the Atheist. The last thing that Christians want is children having access to someone who could potentially contradict the Bible itself.

Next, give the Atheist fair warning. Ask him or her to cease and desist. If you have come across a sensible Atheist, it should be possible to convince it to move out of town quietly and quickly. If you are especially lucky, you may at this stage even be able to start preaching the Gospel of Our Lord Jesus Christ and lead the sinner back onto the path of righteousness.

Sometimes, however, you will come across a particularly intransigent case. Ask him again, calmly but firmly, to Cease and Desist. If - and only if ? this warning is ignored you may have to start shooting.

May God wrap you up in His warm love,

Sam Johnston

P.S. Here’s another great information resource about Atheism: www.atheismsucks/

P.P.S. For my next piece I intend to write a history of Atheism from Voltaire to Al Gore. All suggestions will be gladly taken.

Why are liberals so obsessed with sex? They seem to love sex (which is a indication of their perversion itself) but they especially seem to love gays and lesbian sex. On my blog I have written many articles about the subject of liberal indecent behavior like homosexuality for example. So, if you need a deeper insight, please go there and educate yourself.

Let me just give a you my thoughts to the most important perversions:

Gays:
On the one hand liberals are obsessed with nature on the other hand they ignore natural model of man/woman relations. In nature you can’t find gay and lesbian relations (except maybe among dogs with liberal owners). So, what is it now? Is the nature right or not?
By the way, gays are filthy. It’s not normal to penetrate the anus and it’s unhealthy, too. Older gay men have problems holding their feces because the anus is damaged, that is just disgusting. All the more disgusting is the common gay practice of having anal sex first and THEN oral sex. Excuse me, I have to go throw up.

Gay marriage:
Why would any society allow gays to marry? If everybody can marry everybody else or everything else, why can’t I marry my car? I love my car, it’s so nice and beautiful. Why can’t I marry it? Who gives you the right to prevent me from marrying my car? This is nonsense of course but you see where I am going with this. The bible says marriage is between a man and a woman. What sick society would want to change that? Just look to Europe. It’s allowed there and they have huge problems with it. They can even adopt children now and make them gay. It’s a gay plague because they are now allowed to breed their own gay offspring. I estimate that in 50 years whole Europe will be gay.

Lesbians:
They are very popular in liberal porn, but basically they are the same as gay men. Shameful.

Feminism:
Women that are afraid of men or just can’t cope with being a woman call themselves “feminists”. Good Americans call them feminazis. They create problems where no problem is, or should be. In nature the role of the female is to care for the home and nurture the children. What is wrong with that? It’s a very important role. What if men decided they want to have the children and care for the home? Would you want to go out and cut down trees or work in a coal mine? Don’t you think nature had her reasons to give men more strength and give us breasts. The whole notion of feminism is laughable.

Sexual Education:
Let’s make this short and sweet: There should be none. Telling kids about sex is just making them curious so, they go out and do it. Look to the UK. They have sex education even for 5 year olds now. They even suggest to have oral sex instead of real sex. They have the highest rate of teen pregnancies. Even some reported cases of 11 and 12 year olds are having babies. My advise is: Don’t make sex a topic for kids at all. Let them find out when their time comes and if you kid is showing interest of it’s own, show and open approach and forbid him to have sex before marriage.

Abortion:
Liberals love abortion. I believe it’s because they are happy to hurt and harm little babies that can’t defend themselves. I don’t even want to continue this thought. I just hope that more states follow the example of South Dakota.

Conclusion: Liberals are sick. Liberalism is a sickness of the brain. All perversions above are variation of liberalism. Good republican heroes have to fight it wherever they can.

Let me close with a quote which is not related to the subject but is an uplifting message of hope and compassion:

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“If liberal democ-rats suspend their seditious activities and if the rest of American patriots all work together we can plant that mighty flag of freedom, the stars and stripes, in every country on the planet.
God want’s us to do it, lets get to work.”

Shelley Goodman, October 2005
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Yours with Christ
Shelley The Republican