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Today, Shelley The Republican is silent out of respect for the dead of 9-11-01 and the subsequent crusades.

(Thanks Sam, you are right. Let me just say one thing: ALL YOU TERRORIST KILLERS OUT THERE ARE GONNA PAY! Good soldiers of God will wipe their asses with your head towels!)
Mike Goodman

I found this quote the other day:

“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.”

Who do you reckon it is? Nancy Pelosi? Howard Dean? John Kerry?

Actually it’s one of the original founders of liberal thinking: Adolf Hitler. Don’t you find it odd that liberals and wingers will often call us mainstream Americans “Fascists” when it’s the liberals who are indistinguishable from the real fascists?!

But lets have a look at some of Hitler’s other polices: He was big on gun control: in fact that’s where many of America’s liberals get the idea that we should restrict firearm ownership.

Everybody knows that Hitler hated the Jews, but what few liberals admit to is the fact that they also hate Jewish people. Why else would they side with islamofascists like Al-Queda and Hizbolah?

Hitler works the crowd.

Bill Clinton works the crowd.

Spot the difference?

Adolf Hitler:

• Came to power after a Terrorist incident
• Nationalized industries
• Set up athiest youth organizations
• Killed a religious minority

Bill Clinton:

• Came to power after the Oklahoma City Bombing
• Hillary tried to take over the health-care industries
• Rock the vote, Americorps
• Waco, TX — Branch Davidians

The fact is that Hitler was a self-proclaimed liberal….not a self-proclaimed conservative. And those icons of liberalism Hillary and Bill Clinton lived a life that was completely moddled after their liberal hero: Adolph Hitler. Please excuse me if I’m wrong, but the way I see it is that liberals are the same kind of anti-Semitic, jew-hating whackadoos responsible for the atrocities of Nazi Germany.

Watch out for Jesus!

Tristan Shuddery

Not long ago, my co-patriot and Republican intellectual, Shelley Goodman from Iowa asked this question: why is God punishing Africa with AIDS? (For her thoughts on the “dark continent”, click here). I have since been carrying out some extensive investigations and the answer will amaze you as much as it amazes me.

The only thing that isn’t surprising is the fact that the conclusions I have been led to once again prove the Wisdom and Justice of Our Great Lord God Above and the folly of the Liberal Fools who would deny him.

In short, God does not give AIDS to Africa out of hate. He does it out of His Great Compassion.

AIDS seen under a microscope in HIV form: Another of God’s great creations!

Ask yourself this question. What are the two biggest problems facing that benighted continent Africa today? I’m sure your answers will be the same as mine.

Problem (1): Excess of population.

Problem (2): Excess of sin.

Africa just has too many people. There isn’t enough money and food to go around and that’s why they’re poor, ugly and starving. As Shelley has already pointed out, millions of them have also rejected God’s truth and given themselves up to lies and everything else that goes with it, including rampant, mad promiscuous sex.

AIDS targets these sinners! It targets them and kills them dead, neutralising both the problems highlighted above in one fell swoop.

Isn’t God wise?!

And if you are African and worried about dying of AIDS, there’s no problem. All you have to do is start praying, go to Church and make sure you stop having sex with anyone apart from your legally wedded spouse (after making sure he/she doesn’t have the Devil disease of course!).

What could be simpler?

Christians in Africa are spearheading the campaign to prevent sin and ensure Christians avoid AIDS.

In spite of this great gift from God, can you believe that Liberals are promoting condom use in Africa to prevent AIDS? It’s crazy! Their evil hope is that in this way, the bad guys will get to live too. What’s more, these condom pimps long to create more sex-hungry sin whores. As that great man of God, Derek Gordon of Christian group Focus on the Family has said: “Condoms promote promiscuity. When you give a teen a condom, it gives them a license to go out and have sex.”

[To read more about Focus on the Family's sensible work in Africa, click here.]

And as that great Republican congressman Henry Hyde has said:

“The best defense for preventing HIV transmission is practicing abstinence and being mutually faithful to a non-infected partner”.

This is especially true, because, far from preventing AIDS, condoms actually encourage it. What’s more, as Roman Catholic Bishops in Africa have been pointing out for years condoms are useless because they have little holes in them (too small even for the most powerful microscopes to see!) that let AIDS through ? as well as all that sin!

Condoms: Useless and evil. Don’t be fooled by the nice colors.

Once these Ugandans were given condoms by their government! Luckily George Bush stopped all that and persuaded their leaders to give them nothing but Christian good sense. A far better tonic!

That’s why I’m just glad our President is starving funds from organisations in Africa that promote condom use, encouraging governments to promote “abstinence only” programs and giving so many billions of dollars to Christian organisations who know how to deal with AIDS: Let the sinners catch it and let the righteous live. That’s the way to solve Africa’s problems!

The Lamb! The Lamb! The Lamb of God draws near!

Sam Johnston

All images courtesy of Liberal-Lie-Library wikipedia, apart from the sign which is from the BBC

What do you get when you mix hateful thoughts, lies, fake pictures and some crazy rock music? You guessed it: Liberal propaganda! Good decent, Christian Americans have to fight back, have to make a stand against the wall of lies! Please watch the video below.

Please don’t let them get away with this. Please write to YouTube and demand that they take this hateful video clip down.

This week we are saluting the good work done by our sister-blog “Save The Soldiers“, perhaps one of the most important and well-written sites in the entire bloggosphere. I think it’s a perfect tribute that we publish an email from a friend of ours who is currently fighting the Moslems in Iraq:

Dear Shelly,

Me and my platoon read your site every day, thank you so much for telling the truth about Iraq.

It’s true what they say: There are no atheists in fox-holes, and I should know. Recently, a reservist was recalled to our platoon. He claimed that he was an athiest, and that he did not believe in God. He said disrespectful things about our commander in chief, plus he said that back home people were calling us murders and war-criminals.

The US Marines are tough but caring. Looking after small children is a typical duty for recruits fresh to the desert.

I’m sure you understand that we had to beat the crap out of him, but don’t worry - he’s okay now. It’s just a form of harmless hazing. Anyway, after that he didn’t talk like such a John-Murtha wise-ass any more… I guess you could say he was Converted And it looks like it might have saved our lives.

The next day we got ambushed by Al-Queda terrorists while we were on Hadji duty. Not a single one of us got injured, but we managed to bag three towelheads and captured one and took him back to base. I just know God was protecting us

He was a young Al-Queda fighter, dressed in those strange rags that all terrorists wear. Initially uncoperative, after a bit of “heavy persuastion”, he revealed details of an al-queda backed plot to rescue Saddam Hussein and restore him to power in Iraq. I thank God that we helped put an end to this conspiracy. That is the kind of good work we are doing, and it’s a shame that we never get a word of thanks from the godless liberals back home.

A soldier confronts a potential terrorist. Our training helps us spot suspicious signs: The towelhead outfit, the scraggy beard and those shifty eyes. Thats how you spot an islamofascist.

The problem with Iraq is that there are a heck of a lot of Moslems. The fact is that most moslems are terrorists, and it’s hard to tell which ones want to kill you. Thats why we got special training. The thing with Moslems is that you gotta show them whos’s the boss. If you show a bit of force, they play nicely.

You know there are roumors that some of us are going to be redepoloyed to Syria or Lebanon. I hear that Osama’s moved on and we might need to kick some moslem ass in another country. You know what I say - BRING IT ON! The US Marines are ready to kick butt any place people go disrespecting America.

These towelhead kids are acting all friendly, but my buddy here knows not to trust sand-niggers - thats why he has his hand on his firearm. You cant be to careful around towelheads.

When I finish my tour of duty, I don’t want to return to an America that has been bombed back into the stone age, or turned into an Islamic dictatorship (what the democrats want), so please keep voting Republican so we Marines can finish the mission we signed up for.

PFC Michael Rob,
Kilo Company
US Marines
Al-Abnar Province,
Iraq

PS. Please dont believe that crap about us not having propper armor or equipment. We got all we need, plus we have the spirtual armor of Jesus to protect us. Just keep praying for us and voting Republican. We can take care of ourselves!

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Dear Friends

There is something terribly wrong when Hollywood uses its power to promote their hateful homosexual agenda. It it not okay to encourage impressionable teens to have gay anal sex. It is not okay to show such filth on TV and in movie theaters.

As many of my readers know, I am currently still involved in a gay conversion in which I help a gay friend to overcome his sick homosexual tendencies (Articles: X | X | X). I am struggling to convert Tommy to a normal American lifestyle and there is a good chance this struggle will be won soon. I know first hand that there is hope for gays. No one has to be gay. Gay men choose to be gay, nobody is born gay.

Movies like ?Brokeback Mountain? promote a gay lifestyle that is destructive not only to individuals but also to society. In this movie the two main characters are getting it on in a tent. The one guy rips his pants down and provides the other guy with his ass. The other gay subject spits on his penis and penetrates his ?special friend?. Do you want your kid to watch this kind of unspeakable crime? When I saw this movie I literally had to throw up. I lost my TV dinner in the bathroom.

We have to do something against that. We have to convert all gays. I know that is a very ambitious goal but I think it has to be done. Therefore I will keep working on my tactics of gay conversion and develop new strategies. In the meantime I have to urge you to stand against homosexuality wherever you can. Don’t accept it. Let it be known that you hate it like I do. Confront gays wherever you can and most important: VOTE REPUBLICAN!

If you like to know more about the plague of homosexuality that is threatening our society, please also read my article about gay marriage.

God bless America,

Shelley Goodman

(Copyright “Brokeback Mountain”, movie and pictures: “Focus Features” (Website: http://www.brokebackmountain.com/))

The Christian Republican solution to the problems presented by “people of color”. Forward thinking. Progressive. Compassionate. Loving.

As Republicans it is, of course, our mission from God to pretend to like “people of color”. They have so many votes nowadays, that it would be foolish to do otherwise.

We acknowledge sadly that America is in the middle of a crack-drug epidemic, that our airwaves are polluted by foul-mouthed hip-hop music and that “gun-crime” is everywhere, but to attribute these problems to any one race or segment of society is just foolish and wrong. The Democ-rat howls of fag rage would be heard from space if we were to do that and soon they’d have all the black folks voting for Al Gore. Which would be a disaster!

Al Gore wants black votes so he can grasp the handle of power and help bring in the reign of Satan. We Republicans have to stop this happening!

As Christians, we are of course aware of the Mark Of Cain and the Biblical prohibitions against inter-marriage and we understand the Biblical justifications for slavery. (And, by the way! Slavery wasn’t as bad as many people make out! As my friend Shelley has pointed out, the blacks were coming over and had no place to stay. The ’slave’ owners helped them out, really!) We keep quiet about these parts of the Bible, however, and even let people of color run their own churches and imagine that they will go to heaven as a reward for staying out of trouble and ensuring that our streets are kept clean, our burgers kept flipped and the shelves of our Wal-Mart’s stocked with goods.

Wal Mart: Where would it be without cheap black labor? Full of Mexicans. Do you want that?

When it comes to keeping things going, you just can’t beat black folks. As my Great Uncle Marty used to say, back when the word wasn’t so unpopular as democ-rat Liberals have made it now: “Them niggers could work the ass off of a donkey!” Great Uncle Marty always maintained that he wasn’t in the Klan out of racism, it was just to stop the black folks getting “uppity”. Quite right too. He was actually a compassionate man and even liked to spend a lot of time with his female servants and that’s an example we could all follow to help foster understanding and friendship “across the great divide.”

The KKK. Most of these Christian soldiers were men of God. It’s Liberal propaganda which has “blackened” their name in recent years.

What’s more, we Republicans are tolerant sensible people and very much alive to the modern world. I myself have spoken to several black people and I have found them to be very well mannered, and even able to speak passable English. It’s also worth noting that nowadays some are even accepted into Universities on a special quota scheme and I’m told that they are able to dance and play basketball very commendably, bringing honor and trophies to their schools! Black people are also vital in the army, as front line troops testing out the dangers of enemy territory and bullets before white Christian soldiers are made to put their lives on the line.

Perhaps the finest “African American” in this nation’s Great history is Uncle Tom, a man who laid down his own life for what he believed in and always spoke with the greatest politeness to his masters. And, Yes! Yes! Yes! I know he was a work of fiction and perhaps too good to be true, but the enduring popularity of that great book by Harriet Beecher Stowe, shows that a real life Uncle Tom is a very real possibility. Indeed, Our President George W Bush has managed to insert several admirable ‘Uncle Tom’ type figures into his own government, thereby tricking a great number of black people into voting for him (those that his brother Jeb hadn’t successfully has struck off the electoral roll, anyway).

No one will forget the way that Colin Powell bravely made the case for war in Iraq and skillfully used the words that Republican speechwriters had put in his mouth to convince the UN and Tony Blair about the urgency of dealing with Weapons of Mass Destruction. And need I mention Condoleeza Rice? Here - to mix up the old clich? - the slave has almost outdone the master and I’d even consider voting for her in the primaries if she weren’t (of course) burdened by the Mark of Cain and a woman.

Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice: Faithful and true to their leader. They stand behind him and do as he says. Thank you guys!

Oh, and by the way. What a great idea is that one of Jeb Bush’s that I mentioned before in passing. How sensible it would be to make all black people felons and thereby deny them the right to vote! It would of course, make this whole article irrelevant, because without the vote we wouldn’t have to pay any mind to the needs and desires of “people of color” at all. But we republicans are nothing if not flexible and open to change and progressive policies every day. I could live with the decision. Just think: if we made every black person a felon (as George Bush is pretty much well on the way to doing now anyway!) their votes would count for nothing and it would be just like the good old days again!

Jesus! Jesus! God is Lord!

Sam Johnston, STR.com, equal opportunities advisor.

Dear Friends
As you know, the ShelleyTheRepublican team has been fighting against Mike Malloy for some time now. Finally our campagning and our pressure on Air America Radio has paid off and Mike Malloy has been fired! The STR office in Iowa City called Air America Radio every day for over a year. First they denied Mike Malloy’s America hating tendencies but during the last couple of months they seems more and more willing to consider a termination of Mike Malloys contract.

Mike Malloy kept calling our Leader “Chuckle Nuts” and the US Government the “Bush Crime Family” but all this is over now. Everybody criticizing our Leader in a time of war will be targeted for termination. I hope you learned that little lesson, Mr. Malloy.

I said it before and I say it again: You are either with us or you are against us. If you are against us, you will be dealt with!

God bless America,
Shelley Goodman

The liberal drive-by media is full of disloyal and offensive comments about our brave troops. We can take it when they criticize our Troops’ mission and their good work, but recently the ultra-leftists have gone much further. They have accused our soldiers of being murderers, rapists, torturers and war-criminals. Why must liberals be so offensive to the people who are defending our freedom by fighting Osama’s terrorists in Iraq? What’s so bad about killing the islamofascist mad-men who want to murder your family?

This is how our soldiers feel when they read what the mainstream drive-by media has to say about their leaders and their mission. Please make it stop.

Any time I hear somebody disrespecting our troops, I immediately refer them on to the excellent blog “Save The Soldiers“. These guys are true patriots who fight liberal lies with every ounce of their god-given strength. Every American vet loves STS because they are unafriad to speak the plain truth and offer Republican solutions to problems the dems are too afraid to answer. That is why I would like to dedicate this article to America’s brave troops and to everybody on the home-front who defends their good name.

The STR.com team has put together a list of the best ways to support our troops, and debunk some of the evil lies spread by the defeat-ocrats who hate America and everybody who dares to stand up to our enemies.

• Support their mission: Our troops feel let down when they hear liberals and democrats criticize their mission. If you want to win the war you have to have a positive mental attitude and support the team. Anybody who criticizes what our troops have been sent to do is a traitor and does not deserve to be an Ameircan citizen.
• Support their leaders: GW Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and the white-house staff are universally loved by the generals, officers and troops who defend America. If you honor the leaders, you honor the troops. That’s the best way to boost our forces morale.
• Don’t get misled by minor defeats: The liberal drive-by media would have us believe that war is hell and that we are loosing. What a lie, it’s time to talk about all the good our troops do. American soldiers are rebuilding iraqui schoolhouses and defending water facilities. How come they never report about that?

Recruit your prayer group to send a powerful message of love and support to our brave troops.

• Allways vote Republican: Dems hate our troops and want to send them home in disgrace. Republicans will not allow that! Anytime a dem wins a seat in Washington or your state that is another body-blow for the courageous soldiers who are fighting for America. No wonder most veterans always vote Republican.
• Consume, to keep the economy strong, especially buy as much gas as you can! By buying gas you can support the growing economy of the new democracy in Iraq, plus you are supporting the American car industry. That way our troops will have great jobs to come back to when they leave the forces.

Democrats have forgotten that Freedom is not free. That is why we Republicans must allways remind them of our duty to America and to God. Make sure you display your patriotic bumper-sticker with pride.

• Show you patriotism by having a “support the troops” or “freedom isn’t free” ribbon on your car. Dont be afraid to tell the world about how much you love America and support our soldiers.
• Pray every night for our troops. Join STR.com’s chapter of the Presidential prayer team and pray every night that our troops have Christ’sstrength in the battle against islamofacism.

Nobody has done more to undermine our forces morale than the evil John Murtha. He has no idea what it must be like to be a soldier.

• Boycott wingnut companies who do not support our troops. For example, the Ben & Jerry’s ice-cream company founders have openly opposed the good work Republicans are trying to do. Lets buy ice-cream that has not been made by hateful stoner peaceniks.
• Bash every democ-rat you see! If you hear loose, immoral talk confront those evil people and if they do not repent report them to the FBI. They may be al-Queda supporters.

and finally:

• Lobby your senator and representative to stay the course! We are winning the war on terror, but we need to finish off the mission in the middle-east. Islamofascism will not have been crushed until Syria, Lebanon and Palestine become democracies.

George W. Bush has given us yet another victory over evil terrorists! Once agin, Republicans provide trustworthy solutions that beat terror.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery (STR.com Middle East Correspondant)

I notice that Liberal talisman Bob Dylan has a new “sin”gle and album out today. I’m sure no other Christian Republicans have listened to his stupid records, but I have researched them in the name of Jesus and you will not believe the kinds of things that he says.

Look at this for example:

“But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.”

What?! When? Who gives you the authority to say that Mr Dylan? Imagine what would happen if Our President and Commander in chief wore no clothes. This is too crazy to write about any more. And to think that Liberals claim this man is the greatest poet since Shakespeare! (Actually, Shakespeare is terrible too! But that’s another article!)

And what about this?!:

“Money doesn’t talk, it swears.”

Now, I’m aware that Dylan (what kind of name is that? Is he a Brit or something?) is (clumsily) using a metaphor and not actually claiming that money makes noises, but what still, what does this sentence mean? Money buys things and helps the economy grow. What has that got to do with cuss-words?

“All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.”

Crazy! Is he calling the Bible a lie by inference. Not clever at all.

“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.”

Not true. Death is different for all humans. Some of us (ie Christians) are going to heaven. Others (ie Bob Dylan and other crazy liberals) are going to hell.

See how easy it is to demolish the Liberal argument? Dylan has said thousands of equally stupid things.

Dylan stirs up rioters at a so-called ‘Civil Rights’ march in 1963. The woman behind him is an ultra-liberal trouble maker well-known to the FBI.

Dylan’s life, unsurprisingly (given his Liberal tendencies), is full of shame. He spent most of the 1960s and 1970s stirring up rioters and “tripping off his brain” on cannabis (which explains most of his awful music!) and in the 1980s he took to wearing outfits worn on the gay bondage sado-masochism scene in public and in front of small children.

Dylan dressed like this in front of family audiences! Is there no end to liberal wrongdoing? (Actually there is! The coming Of Jesus as predicted in the last book of the Bible!!)

I was obviously horrified by these revelations, but I thought I ought to investigate further since such a fuss is being made about this Dylan in Liberal Media Lie-Land. Honestly! You’d think it was the Second Coming of Our Lord And Savior, so excited are some of these so-called critics. Actually it’s just a totally culturally unimportant event in the life of an artist (and I use the word in its widest possible sense) who will be forgotten instantly and is bound for hell.

Modern Times: A record by Bob Dylan. What’s that on the cover? The camera isn’t even in focus. It doesn’t bode well for the rest of the record!

First of all, I started watching a film made by this man Dylan called ‘Masked And Anonymous’, but it made no sense to me at all. Now, I’m an American of above average intelligence, but really, I didn’t understand a word of it. I began to worry for a while that I was missing out on something. Then I realised it was all nonsense. Honestly, it was crazier than a bag of angry vipers. And it was boring too. I quickly turned it off.

“Is that the best this Liberal false-god can do?”, I wondered. Well, no, according to the ‘critics’ in the media establishment mafia, the best thing about this Dylan character is his records. So, I tried to listen to one. Ugh!! It was called ‘Blonde On Blonde’ and let me tell you, it’s no good.

Blonde On Blonde. Like most Liberals, Bob Dylan could do with a haircut.

Actually, I only listened to the first two tracks and that was quite enough. The first one was called ‘Rainy Day Women 1 and 35′ (what?!). It consists of some terrible music played by musicians who can’t even keep time and some caterwauling singing. This Dylan’s voice really is something else. It’s like a dying bullfrog filtered through a Frenchman’s morning “ablutions”. The only time I heard something worse was when I had to castrate a neighbor’s hound dog to stop it making water on my garden. Is that the best that Liberals can produce? (Probably!) How pathetic. Just compare his voice to honest Republican Frank Sinatra’s. I know who I’d vote for!

The main refrain in this first song was the command: ‘Everybody must get stoned’. I didn’t object to these ‘lyrics’ (as they are technically termed) at first. I actually thought was a good idea for a while, and that he was perhaps referring to the sensible Biblical punishment for adulterers. Just then, however, to my intense embarrassment a member of my Church called round to borrow a rifle. He heard the music and asked why I was listening to a song about “jazz cigarettes”. It turns out that Dylan is actually making a sick reference to drugs in this song! It’s an exhortation for like-minded sinners to destroy their brains with illegal substances! I very nearly lost face with a fellow-Christian until I began to question him as to why he was so familiar with Dylan’s work and “getting stoned”. You should have seen him blush! That was the end of that!

Anyway, once he’d gone, I carried on with this ‘Blond-on-Blonde’. (What does that mean by the way? Like all Dylan’s works, it’s nonsense. Or possibly a sick reference to Sapphic pornography. I shudder to think). The second track was called “Pledging My Time”. In it Dylan claims to have a “poison headache” and drools out some nonsense about “lucky accidents” (as if God doesn’t control everything!). It was, frankly, terrible and by that stage I had my own “poison headache” (thanks to that unholy noise!) and so fed up that I didn’t bother to listen to any more. I’d urge you to do the same.

The Louvin Brothers. Why can’t Liberals sing about the true-truth like they do?

In fact, I’ve been told that all Bob Dylan’s music is exactly the same, so there’s no point exploring further. Imagine that! More than 40 years worth of albums. Thousands of hours of so-called music and not one song that you can sing or which even has lyrics that ordinary Americans can understand. Shameful! And that’s why I urge you to ignore his new record today and every day!

May Jesus love you!

Sam Johnston