Pokemon: The Yellow Peril
Friends,
Breaking News: Find out how A christian mom defeated the Pokemon demons in her own home.
Aren’t kids wonderful? My youngest niece is six years old and already a great little reader. She loves to read all kinds of books, but she tells me that her favorite (apart from the Bible) at the moment is Disney’s Winnie-The-Pooh. These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. Since it’s her birthday next week I decided to go to a big-city comic-book store to get her something special.
Pooh Loves you by Fran Posner, an excellent children’s book (ISBN 0736413057). I can also recommend another great book from the Disney company, the Winnie-the-Pooh Annual 2007 (ISBN 1405226056). Fran is such an imaginative writer, I do hope she writes more of her endearing Winnie the Pooh series.
At first, the store appeared to be just a slightly-squalid book-shop. It reminded me of a library, except that the books were smaller, wrapped in plastic and the walls were decorated with outlandish posters promoting spandex-clad super heroes and villains. As a child I had become familiar with characters like “Super-Man” and “Spider-Man” who used their extraordinary super-human abilities to fight crime.
I remember one day I had brought home a bunch of comic books that a friend had loaned to me. Our pastor saw me reading a copy of “Spiderman”, and that’s when he explained to me that these “super-heroes” are graven images.
“The real super-hero”, he explained “is Jesus Christ. What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.”. My pastor was right, these “super-heroes” were nothing more than perverts:
Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL “Fantastic Four” are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!
Compared to the miracles of the Resurection or the Pentecost, “Spidey’s” web-slinging act is tawdry stuff. That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
A comic-book store. Why must shops that specialize in kids books be so dark and satanic? I fear that like most media, comic-books have fallen prey to liberal perversions.
So it was with growing suspicion that I set foot in that store, looking for some harmless entertainment for my beloved niece. I asked the young shop-assistant if he had the latest Winnie-the-Pooh Annual, and he claimed that he did not stock it. Instead he offered me a collection of “Pokemon” books, which I bought because it’s principal character (A yellow bear-like creature) was somewhat similar to the Disney’s Pooh.
It was only when I had got home that I found that I had been deceived. The Pokemon series are anything but innocent – they are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God. The more I researched this “Pokemon”, the more disturbed and offended I became:
Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) .
These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: Evolve!
An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.
You know, I almost missed it, but the more I read the more I saw it… The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin’s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.
If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into Homo sapiens. This is a dangerous and absurd idea, which alone would make the Pokemon products unsuitable for my niece, but was that the extent of the problem? Unfortunately, I had only begun to discover the evil of the Pokemons.
It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:
Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu’s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome “Winnie the Pooh”. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
These are only a tiny subset of the evil characters that are clearly intended to corrupt children. Recently I discovered that many of these monsters had been included in a game, marketed by a Nintendo subsidiary called “Game Freak”.
Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
That night I set fire to all those Pokemon products. I wouldd sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash. I think this year I shall give her a collection of Jack Chick tracts instead. I just know she will thank me.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
Billy Bob Neck wrote:
Tristan, once again you have saved thousands of souls from an eternity of sitting in a vat of their own boiling vomit in Hell.
Y’all are just gonna have to forgive me when I say that I stand in awe of you! Jesus truly walks beside you to lead you through the valley of the shadow, son. I’m gonna start calling you Paul Harvey because you do anything that you need to to find out the rest of the story!
God Bless You, Tristan!
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 1:43 am | Permalink
th3ch3 wrote:
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know so much about Pokemon, but I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure my guestfamilies sons can help me with that, I will wait with debunking this stuff, when they are home. But I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m pretty sure that Japanese people do not want to give more power to the Islam. Uri Geller paid millions of Dollars to be in the game? Please show me the article, webpage etc. were you have this from!
But first of all here is a fact: Winnie Pooh was invented by A. A. Milne an English author. After his death his wife sold the rights of the characters to the Disney Company.
Second: What is “Crack-cocaine”?
Third: “Crack-cocaine” (I think you mean crack) is not legal in Iran, same thing for cocaine.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 3:32 am | Permalink
Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© wrote:
Apart from a bunch of ill-educated religious fundamentalists, mainly in the US mid-West, widely-debunked by whom?
Winnie the Pooh is the creation of British author A.A. Milne, not Disney, although they own the copyright for the somewhat lacklustre cartoon version.
You might be surprised that I agree with you about Pokemon, but because it is mindless crap intended to extract money from children not because of any religious significance.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 4:34 am | Permalink
Proud german wrote:
1. Winnieh Pooh was invented by a Brit. His wife sold the rights to Disney after his death.
2. Well, except in the Middle West of the USA, which is mostly populated by moronic, lunatic, religious wackos, Darwin?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s theory isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t “widely debunked”. Actually most good educated people think that evolution exists. And you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re the living proof for that it can go wrong!
3. I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t comment on Pockemon, just because I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand this stuff. Except one: Comparing that Pickachu and Winnie Pooh will reveal a lot of differences, so no pirating, mmmkay?
The German Guy
Could someone give Bush a blowjob so that we can impeach him?
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 5:09 am | Permalink
Sen wrote:
I agree on the following things: Pokemon is stupid. It includes a lot of light effects that may be dangerous for people who suffer from epilepsy (don’t know if I spelled that right).
BUT I disagree on the following:
1. Pokemon is not Hentai! It’s a so-called Anime (Animation). Hentai is just another category of Anime and means “Adults only” (including sex, bad language and blood) and Pokemon is definitely NOT Hentai.
2. Metapod isn’t powerful. It can’t do anything but wait until a fight is over for more than three levels of development. The Pokemon evolving from it is strong, though.
3. Jigglypuff does not “sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery” – its songs only makes the characters sleep like babies.
4. In difference to crack and cocaine, you can’t die of watching/reading/playing Pokemon. But it may very well make a child want to play more of it.
5. You had take a picture of the darkest book store you could find, didn’t you? Well, I can’t speak for America, but here in Germany, the majority of book stores is much brighter.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 5:30 am | Permalink
Shelly wrote:
You’re stil crazy! Crack isn’t legal in Iran. It’s legal where YOU live though I bet.
Pokeman has nothing to do with evolution.
: P
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 6:40 am | Permalink
haha wrote:
Winnie the Pooh is by Disney. They supported the nazis!
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 7:15 am | Permalink
th3ch3 wrote:
@sen
If you photograph a bookstore against the light and don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use a flash, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s allways dark.
Sen said some stuff about Pok??Ǭ©mon, but as i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been told, there is another mistake: On the picture were you say:
“An image of Picachu ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Evolving?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?epilepsy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
This Pikachu is not evolving it is using its flashattack and like the 8 year old son of my guestfamily said Pikachu never evolves, because it is one of the maincharacters in the series.
Oh, why do you have “to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points” if there is no thing like “game-points” in the game and like the 8 year old boy showed me you just have to battle other Pok??Ǭ©mon with it? Is it not a little bit embaracing to get debunked by a 8 year old boy?
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 7:35 am | Permalink
TheJudge wrote:
Pokemon, the animated version, is not anime, it is made by 4Kids enternaiment an American company …
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 9:50 am | Permalink
Sen wrote:
@th3th3: YOu are right. Pikachu never evolves in the series, though it COULD. And you are also right about the game points. There simply are no game points. The goal is to get your Pokemon strong enough to win the battles against the world champions and to catch all Pokemon there are.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
P.S.: In case anyone wonders why I know all that stuff though I don’t like: I’ve been playing it years ago, as did my brother. By now, I consider it a little bit too stupid.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 9:55 am | Permalink
Ash Ketchum wrote:
Most of what you wrote about the Pokemon series/games is wrong! I hope nobody believes the shit you are producing here. Your “facts” about Winnie Pooh are mostly wrong as well…
Both were part of my childhood and there is not anything bad about them.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 10:03 am | Permalink
DCpunk wrote:
Are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 10:44 am | Permalink
Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ© wrote:
@DCpunk…sadly, yes. One of them runs the US.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 11:21 am | Permalink
Hate-mongering heathen infidel! wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InEL3Ohs0oc
Even this stupid tit sees it, why can’t you?
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 11:46 am | Permalink
From the North wrote:
Your all American Winnie was actuually a Canadian born bear that was made popular durring WWII when it was left in a London Zoo after the Canadian solder that brought it to the UK was ordered to the battle fields.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 12:42 pm | Permalink
Billy Bob Neck wrote:
Well, once again the liberals don’t wanna bother to check the fact with the people that know what’s what. I just checked with a Negro that I came to my Promise Keepers group once and he told me that “crack cocaine” is just fine.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 1:13 pm | Permalink
Down with Canuckia wrote:
Pokemon isn’t as addicting as crack, as soon as I played through a couple Pokemon games I lost interest. Without external influence a crack addict stays on the powder for years and years and never looses interest.
Computers, however, have a power over me that no drug could ever have.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 1:19 pm | Permalink
Godless french wrote:
And my two bit of japanese knowledge for you:
“pika” means sparkling
“chu” is the sound made by mice (I know, Japan as the weirdest sound effect ever)
so pikachu is nothing but a sparkling mouse. Not a stupid yellow bear.
While I’m at it, “evolving” in pokemon is different from what you believe, it’s not based on Darwinian idea, it’s more like growing: for exemple, the caterpillar pokemon (caterpie) evolves into a cocoon (the useless metapod) then into a butterfly (butterfree).
And “hentai” means “very strange”, strange enough not to be shown to kids, so it includes sex, drugs and stuff. Pokemon is not hentai.
Oh and Tristan, would you lend me your Bible? you probably won’t take offense if I end up burning it, right?
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 1:20 pm | Permalink
Eulachon wrote:
This article is dreadful.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 1:47 pm | Permalink
David wrote:
This site show how the average american is so stupid (not all are) but people how host this site are.
America learns geography thanks to the wars.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 7:30 pm | Permalink
Oh dear. wrote:
I can’t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you’ve said is remotely true.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 7:55 pm | Permalink
th3ch3 wrote:
The best one is Billy Bob Neck. Are you really sure it was a negro and not your daughter or your meta addicted sister? ;)
Trying to show us that we are stupid by showing us the only fact that is right in this whole article.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 8:49 pm | Permalink
WTF ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID wrote:
YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID! HOW DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY LITTLE POKEMANS IS SATANIC! GODDAMIT MADASDASHJASJKXCBZCBKAEHQWLYEQWLADJXHAKHJAKHJKDHASD KJAS ALSO NIGGER COCKS…. NIGGER FUCKING COCKS
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 9:23 pm | Permalink
Brendon wrote:
Once again Shelley our dear Resident Republican sheds light once again on this sinful and sinister “cartoons” that teach kids to worship the devil and pretend everything is okay! Well it’s not! Shelley may the good lord bless you and everyone else (Except for those filty Europeans)!
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 9:51 pm | Permalink
Proud to be non US citizen wrote:
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I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve said is remotely true.
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Ermm..when was the last article posted on this site EVER researched??? Ignorance truly IS bliss for some people.
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are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
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the one’s that run this site
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
Mr. Fantastic wrote:
Sounds like someone’s a little jealous of her niece’s love. Get a dictionary and a life while you’re at it. You’re a few years late to the Pokemon bashing fest as well, genius.
God would comdemn you to an eternity in hell with that kind of attitude.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 10:00 pm | Permalink
Jesus wrote:
You’re joking, right Shelley?
You are. You must be. I refuse to believe that you are actually this stupid. It is technically impossible for a member of the human race to achieve this degree of stupidity.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 10:34 pm | Permalink
Pikachu wrote:
Waaaaa…. me not hentai. :( :( :(
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 10:39 pm | Permalink
Brendon wrote:
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 11:03 pm | Permalink
Brendon wrote:
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she’s gettin’ into the Great Heaven!
Posted on 01-Oct-06 at 11:41 pm | Permalink
NIGGER wrote:
I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV MAH POKEMANS
I USE DEM TO WORSHIP DEH DEVIL
Posted on 02-Oct-06 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
WTF wrote:
… wtf research did you do??? ladies and gentlemen, this is what you get for being incestuous bastards. Although i bet you won’t even understand what i’m saying, howbout u try having sex with someone not in ur family? U RETARD BASTARD
Posted on 03-Oct-06 at 6:10 pm | Permalink
WTF wrote:
*RETARDED
Posted on 03-Oct-06 at 6:11 pm | Permalink
Lol. wrote:
lmao.
By the way, did you know that Pok??Ǭ©mon is a video game and that the series was created after it?
Posted on 04-Oct-06 at 4:35 pm | Permalink
Mr.Jack wrote:
THAT IS GRADE-A BULLCRAP! If those pokemon folks were subliminally warping the minds of little children it would be much more obvious! How could children just think like “JigglyPuff is pink. I wanna be gay!” And it IS okay to be gay! What is wrong with you people? And that is more addictive than crack is a figure of speach!
Posted on 06-Oct-06 at 11:51 am | Permalink
Jodie wrote:
That is the silliest thing I have ever read, you are jumping to some pretty massive conclusions with no solid evidence to back you up.
I am 20 and have been a fan of pokemon ever since it began here in Australia.
The TV series, comics, games etc do not promote any of the horrible things that you have suggested in your ramble.
They teach friendship, teamwork, self-improvement and many more positive things.
I think if you look hard enough you can find ‘evil’ in almost anything, even your beloved Winnie the pooh.
Having been a fan for many years I can assure you that most of what you have said is incorrect, even your pronunciation of the word pokemon is wrong.
A perfect example is one the pokemon you have featured, metapod is not only not very popular it is one of the weakest pokemon, and it is not sought after at all, its next evolution is a butterfly, which is more popular. If you do a search for it on the Internet you will see that this is true.
Watching, reading and playing pokemon never did me any harm, in fact it brought my sisters and I together and I made many friends though playing the games. If you do some research you will find this is also the case for thousands of other children.
I am not saying you are not entitled to your own opinion, if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like pokemon fair enough, but making rash and untrue claims such as these is unfair.
I for one found this very offensive and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure there are many others who would feel the same way, I suggest that you make sure you know what you are talking about before you go making outrageous claims such as these.
I challenge anyone to do some research on pokemon and find out for yourselves.
If anyone agrees / disagrees or wants to ask me questions feel free!
I know a lot about pokemon and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d be happy to show you the truth.
Also, Pikachu is very popular; in fact he is my favourite pokemon, however he is an original creature, he looks nothing like Winnie the pooh, one of the only things they have in common is the fact that they are the same colour, and they aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even the same shade of yellow!
Posted on 08-Oct-06 at 8:01 pm | Permalink
olimar wrote:
another aussie yay.
This article is so clever it must be written to make democ-rats look bad.
Posted on 11-Oct-06 at 6:31 am | Permalink
Kiku wrote:
You really don’t know your facts and use far-fetched and unbased arguments. Get a life.
Posted on 23-Oct-06 at 5:09 pm | Permalink
Samuel wrote:
Uri Gellar actually isn’t an occultist. He just uses slight of hand.
Posted on 27-Oct-06 at 8:04 pm | Permalink
phil wrote:
does anybody know where to find mew in the game? god damnit! ive been playing this game for over 7 years now and i still cant catch them all! where the hell is mew. this game is addictive or something, like some sort of drug.
Posted on 30-Oct-06 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
Ryan wrote:
Before I start talking about the anime you have presented above, I would like to point out your rude gestures towards artists all over your website. For every piece of art you have show, you haven’t mentioned the artists name or the work’s name, and you’ve covered up convantional areas with your little jesus heads, when expressive artwork is perfectly legal for public viewing, even to small children. This is extremely rude to the artists out there.
Second of all, your facts on Pokemon are complete nonsense. It was aired in JAPAN as a violent show, we don’t care what they air over there, because when it aired here in america, the violence was taken out where there was death. Other things you should know are one, Pikachu never evolves, two, Metapod is the weakest of Pokemon, he cannot anything, it sits in a shell and waits to grow into a butterfry, third, Alakasam doesn’t force kids to learn psychic powers, it’s a video game where the pokemon level up on their own, and fourth, Jigglypuff sings people to sleep, it’s no trance, and there’s no drugs involved.
All of your data has nothing to back it up for, where are your sources?
Oh, and finaly, in the bible, read Matthew 23:25, where it says, “Shut the fuck up!”
Thanks much,
Ryan
Posted on 31-Oct-06 at 2:45 am | Permalink
mentally stable wrote:
shelly i really feel sorry for ur poor niece. growin up in the type of world u hav depicted. u ar in serious need of help!!!!every subject on this site has presented us with more fairy tales than disney movies combined.
Posted on 31-Oct-06 at 5:52 pm | Permalink
Jesse wrote:
Shelleys starting to sound more like the anti-christ lmao.
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:41 pm
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gettin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ into the Great Heaven!
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:03 pm
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Im sorry but..i think this is oddly similar to the Anti-Christ. Seems like youl worship shelley.
Posted on 06-Nov-06 at 12:15 am | Permalink
joe wrote:
Where do you get off feeding false information to the masses? first of all, pikachu doesn’t evolve in the series. second, that’s a pic of pikachu performing a thunderbolt attack.
And “Demonic possession” instead of convulsions? no such things. The day demonic possessions happen is the day hell freezes over. Also, it wasn’t the first episode. it was the episode where ash and pikachu entered a virtual reality, and the flashing of red and blue and white happened so fast that those who suffer from epilepsy suffered an attack.
Hentai? no. Hentai refers to animated porn, not animation. if it was hentai, then guess what christian cartoons would be? need I say it? so I blew that theory out of the water.
I don’t even want to waste my time correcting your mistakes. I am a Christian. I am a Pokemon fan. I would rather you get both facts straight. but I figured I’d just work on the ones that I can work on ethically. I’ll leave faith to you. after all, it is just an opinion based on faith. but let’s please not get simple family oriented fun with senseless speculation. (believe it or not, entire families do play the game. a family that plays together, stays together, right?)
Posted on 07-Nov-06 at 12:52 am | Permalink
Carrie wrote:
Wow–When I was first reading this, I honestly thought it was a joke. My bad–everyone has their own set of beliefs, and just because I’m a christian-flavoured athiast doesn’t mean I have the right to critique the hardcore believers…But…honestly…What are you thinking?
Pokemon might not always have the best values and may not be the most creative thing ever invented, but it does have values (such as respecting friendship, having ambition and setting goals and helping those in need).
Also, get your facts straight: PIKACHU’s name comes from pika, a mouse-like rodent and “chu”–the Japanese sound for electriccal sparks, I believe. Metapod is NOT a rare pokemon, Jigglypuff simply puts pokemon and people to sleep with its song, and Pokemon is NOT a hentai anime. HENTAI refers to pornographic anime, which Pokemon most definitely is not.
I believe that Disney lives too much of a lie–it promotes an incredibly squeaky clean image that will only create a traumatic reaction in the child when they finally are exposed to the REAL world. Therefore, your child should not be force-fed Disney, either. In fact, in Japan, Pokemon is something like the equivalent of Disney. Different cultures have different values, and so it is unfair to pin this as “the work of Satan”. Does that mean that the Japanese are demons for their values?
I think that this criticism of Pokemon is inaccurate and overrated. You have taken every little mishap to the implausible extreme. I’m sure that if one were to analyze Disney in the same way, we could find just as many sacriligious faults. I mean, in many movies, they’re starting to say, “Oh my God”. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but my grandmother told me to never take the Lord’s name in vain.
And, if Christians are supposed to be accepting and tolerant of others, than what is wrong with supporting those of other religions? If evolution does not exsist, then tell me how animals survive in changing environments? For your intense belifes, I’m surprised that you’re using the internet to express these ideas. Shouldn’t it be considered “satanic” in some way or another? I mean, there is access to so many unholy things here.
My rant’s done. Doing spellcheck would have been nice, too.
Posted on 18-Nov-06 at 11:04 pm | Permalink
Poolanop. wrote:
The fact that you exist and made such garbage is making me doubt whether there is a God.
Posted on 25-Nov-06 at 11:51 pm | Permalink
David Joshua wrote:
First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.
It is a little-known fact that Tokyo, the capitol of China, is the epi-centre for all past and future “hell-quakes.” These tremors in the earth-crust cause the so-called “epileptic” sezures in our children–and some adults! These are not epileptic fits at all, but daemonic possessions. The hell-quakes cause the skull and head-bones of humans–children in particular–to resonate at the desired frequency that allows daemonic entities to take hold of their human host bodies. Interestingly enough, that resonating sound is F-sharp, the same note that the Pokeyman songs are recorded an sang in!
The Pokeyman cardgame was invented by such a possessed individual, Ghengis Khan Junior. He formed these “magical” cards during history’s most darkest of rituals when America and England, in an attempt to save all of Asia, were dropping nuclear bombs on Peking and Toronto. In nearby Bankhok, Japan’s capitol city, several hundred children (666 to be precise) were gathered together and used as etheral sustenance for the dark lord of Asia–Abazagorath, who eternally thirsts for the blood of unbaptized children. Their life-force was drained and was used to create the 666 Pokeyman cards … coincidence?! When your child is possessed, there is a chance that their soul could be replaced by one of these forlorn and abandoned children’s souls. It’s sad, really.
Because our children are baptized and pure, the wickedness from the far East longs to lure them away from us by using the seductive and evil Pokeyman cards. Then, they are taken in and their baptism is reversed in a sick ritual that is officialy endorsed by Satan himself. Lawyers who represent China have so far denied these facts, but the truth will set them free, hallelujah!
If you spell ‘Pokeyman’ backwards you get ‘namyekop.’ It is not yet fully understood the significance of this daemon Namyekop, but he is the lord of the colours pink and yellow–Pokeyman colours! Hardly a fluke of coincidence. Our Christian experts have banned all yellow and pink things since this discovery in 1947. Look around your homes and workplaces, friends, and see for yourself just how far this evil has infiltrated your home and daily lives. Namyekop is everywhere!
Thank you, Shelly the republican for fighting the good fight. We must be strong in these dark days of pink and yellow gay evil.
God bless!
Posted on 01-Dec-06 at 12:06 am | Permalink
N wrote:
Hi
Im 13 and have watching pokemon since it came out in Aus.
I understand your religous belifes, and think it cruel what people have said about you and to you.
But, on the other hand, you have gotten pokemon completly wrong.
There are no drugs, sex, and all violence was edited out, not that there was much in there to begin with. Jigglypuff is not gay, and there are no gay themes.
You said many children had demonic possesions from the time started airing, this is not true. One episode caused epilepsy attacks, because there were many bright lights. This episode was not shown anywhere else in the world because of the epilepsy attacks.
Pokemon evolve, yes. But it is more like growing. They become stronger and smarter and the change their looks, much like we do from baby, to teen, to adult, to old person/grandpa-ma.
Metapod was designed like a cocoon, a coincidence for a crecent moon. Though it might not be a coincidence, the designer could have been muslim, yet there are no religous themes in pokemon.
Pokemon deals with friendship, over coming difficult times together, caring, ect. many people have made friends by playing the card games and trading pokemon. It is a fave pastime for many peeps.
David Joshua wrote: “If you spell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Pokeyman?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ backwards you get ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?namyekop.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥” Thats not how pokemons spelt. P O K E’ M O N. no y, no a. no reference to a demon.
there was only the one server outburst of epilepsy. these are ot caused by the tremors. I advise you not to listen to david Joshua, he cant get Japan and China right, so hes bound to get other things wrong, which is true.
Pokemon card games were a follow up from the video games and tv show. [[Hentai, btw, is japanese animated porn and extremly violent and has strong references [from what ive heard]. Pokemon is none of these things.]] There are MORE the 666 cards, no reference to satan. the were created in 1992-4 i believe, and are still being made now.
David Joshua has got all his ‘facts’ wrong. So have you.
I understand your belifes and your point of thinking, but i think you should do more research into pokemon before giving false arguements and saying its from the devil or whatever.
Give pokemon a chance. Its been a thing of many peoples childhood for years, and it wont stop. And it shouldnt because its stands for many good things.
I agree with you on one or two points though- pokemon look extremely silly and have stupid names. but that just adds to there ‘charm’.
Thanks, N
Posted on 17-Dec-06 at 9:29 pm | Permalink
Jigglypuff wrote:
o_q I am not gay. I believe the gay Pokemon was Chikorita. And then again we have the homophobic Pokemon… Scizor. Now I was next to a Scizor in our Pokeballs… and he kicked some Chikorita ass.
Pwn and exit.
Posted on 25-Dec-06 at 12:21 am | Permalink
Anime-Hating-Christian wrote:
Pokemon is evil, yes I agree, but there are other evil ‘hentai’ shows out there. Shows like Inukami! (menaing Dog-God), where the main character likes to wander naked in the streets and engages in homosexual acts with a cross-dresser in women’s underwear and a man who peeks on young girls in the bath. Shows like Inuyasha and Naruto which contain demons and gods as beings of good instead of evil. I urge you to take caution if you attempt to understand the perversion that is Bleach, where attempts are made to deny the existence of God and Heaven.
Posted on 18-Jan-07 at 11:19 am | Permalink
goth boy wrote:
you are a whack bitch you know nothing the english version has jack shit in common with the japanese version because of 4kids
get a brain you bible bashing freak!!
HH HH AAAAAA II LL SSSSS AAAAAA TTTTTT AAAAAA NN NN
HHHHHH AAaaAA II LL Sssss AAaaAA TT AAaaAA NNnn
HH HH AA AA II LLLLL ssssS AA AA TT AA AA NN NN
Posted on 18-Jan-07 at 1:10 pm | Permalink
goth boy wrote:
you are a retard there is no corolation between pokemon english and pokemon japanese thanks to 4kids I would under stand if you where calling battle royal evil but ya not
you are a bible bashing retard
HAIL SATAN
Posted on 18-Jan-07 at 1:18 pm | Permalink
David wrote:
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
Posted on 26-Jan-07 at 2:07 am | Permalink
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch wrote:
Personally, I believe if Jesus was here right now, he’d say:
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
Posted on 05-Feb-07 at 10:20 pm | Permalink
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch wrote:
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
Posted on 05-Feb-07 at 10:21 pm | Permalink
Star wrote:
Uh…what? Hentai = animated Japanese porn. Pokemon is a childrens show and is NOT porn. I know. I’ve watched it since I was 8. If what you found IS in fact how you described, then what you have is Doujinshi = fan comics. Drawn by fans and not related to the series.
Really the show is just innocent fun. :)
Posted on 07-Feb-07 at 9:29 am | Permalink
Dreddy wrote:
Wow… thats … scarry.
great example of debunked darwinism in there too. cattapillers totaly dont become caccons in real life. nope not at all. the caccons are their own seperate organisims that have absolutely no reason to exist, other than to be a house for the ocasion al butterfly right?
man i hope your like me, and hate them hospitals. thats the worlds worst god hating facility. all those people in there are taking gods actions and trying to undo them. mabey god wants you to die in this car accident and wants you to have a slow misserable life.
and thos police, stoping that guy from mugging you. god didnt want you to have thet purse.
theres plenty of things to blame on not liking god, so why do you have to bring a false world into the against god idea? its just imsanity there.
Posted on 08-Feb-07 at 7:40 am | Permalink
Star wrote:
Oh yes, and next time you may want to do a LITTLE bit more reaserch before posting something like this, which is obviously NOT in your area of knowledge. Your translation of Pikachu’s name and the pronunciation of the title are both incorrect. Jigglypuff is not gay, nor does SHE sing about homosexuality. Her song only makes characters fall asleep.
Pooh = bear
Pikachu = mouse
The connection? There is none.
And I’m sorry to hear that you set fire to your pokemon products. What a tragic loss of entertainment….
My advice to anyone that has read this: This woman is tragically misinformed and her article should be disregarded.
Posted on 08-Feb-07 at 4:44 pm | Permalink
Venom wrote:
Stupid american. Spider-Man is a better role model than George W. Bush or Dick Cheney, or any of the shit you’re talking here. He’s a hero, you fuckface…even if he’s not real, he saves more lifes than your stupid monkey president has saved in Irak.
I respect the fact that Jesus is our savior, but, i mean…really, you should have to take a trip to Japan or Europe and see how they like you fucking republican gringo.
Metapod isn’t one of the most powerful pok??Ǭ©mon, you piece of ignorant shit; Jigglypuff isn’t gay and is written ‘Pokemon’, no pokey-men, asshole.
And the worst thing that happened to the world since mickey mouse was created, is Winnie the Pooh; it completely disturbs the creation of A.A. Milne.
Republicans Sucks!
Cthulhu Mess America! (only USA, not all the continent, we in the south are far better than the reps)
Posted on 15-Feb-07 at 2:08 am | Permalink
nobody wrote:
it’s “poke’mon”
Posted on 21-Feb-07 at 4:57 pm | Permalink
Jordan wrote:
Like all of the above posters (except maybe that Joshua guy… I’m not sure if he was kidding or not), you are wrong. I wanna refrain from calling you a ‘retard’ or ‘crazy-ass bitch’ like, as I’m pretty sure you already know you are. This artical was mis-informed, and I was angered/humored by it.
And, for the record, POKEMON is a kick-ass game, and though I hate the anime with a passion, I will defend it from fundamentalist Christians like your self with tooth and claw.
And FWI, I’m an Athiest. (0h no3z!!1 j3suz z gun4 kl m3!!1)
Pfft… Pokemon being evil is about as crazy as worshipping a mentally deranged son of a carpenter who belives he’s the son of God… *Chuckles to self*
And, even though age isn’t important, I’m 13.
Lastly,
1. Metapod sucks. As does its whole line. It is NOT one of the most populer pokemon. And its based on a coccoon, not an Islamic moon :|
2. I’m surprised you didn’t unleash an attack on Houndoom or Murkrow. Its a hell-hound and a crow with a witches hat, oh no3z!!1
3. Hentai =/= Anime. Get your facts right. Anime are just normal cartoons in a different style and are actually good.
4. The ‘As addictive as crack’ thing is just an expression. I’m not sure if you were just desperate to say something bad about it, or were you just being petty?
5. Use Wikipedia next time. Maybe THEN you can make an article that people might listen too (though I doubt anyone will…)
And finally, 6. As far as I know, Uri Gellar tried to SUE Nintendo for using a pokemon that was so much in his like him.
Posted on 04-Mar-07 at 5:32 pm | Permalink
The Brit wrote:
ok dude im a christian and a pokemon fan and btw jigglypuff is not a homo in fact in the game more of them are female and so0 is the one in the show and also calling some1 a negro is just wrong and inhuman and racist so if you do that then you are not a true christian and also only satanists belive there are demons as they look to the devil btw pikachu wont evolve otherwise it just wouldnt be as cute and younger fans dont like raichu so na na na na na
Posted on 23-Mar-07 at 6:51 pm | Permalink
666 demmon wrote:
Wow u are one crazy ass son of a bitch!!
heintie is fucking anime porn u dumbfuck i watch it all the time !! u fucking retard
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
[Editor's Note - This post was edited for clarity]
Posted on 04-Apr-07 at 1:33 pm | Permalink
Liam wrote:
im sorry but not only have you seriously mixed up you’re facts but you’ve also tried to insult a game/manga/anime that has made the lives of children around the globe happier…also its nothing to do with you’re pokey-man, it means pocket monsters. hentai has been made of pokemon but it is nothing to do with the existing series of games and movies, about the only correct thing in that article was the epilesy thing, BUT IT WASN’T POSSESSION pokemon is a delightful kids game that my children have even swayed me into, it teaches care, commitment and teamwork, and also fosters freindship between players so sorry but your theory makes as much sense as a chocolate fireguard
Posted on 12-Apr-07 at 5:04 pm | Permalink
mt wrote:
I won’t sit here and correct your numerous errors but
1. hentai is japanese for pervert. It became Americanized to mean animated porn
2. pok??Ǭ©mon trainers [not hunters] don’t aim to be feared but great and respected
3. if superheroes are perverts then winnie the pooh must be extremely perverse. he promotes gluttony and [if i stretch things like you do] homosexuality since he is always laying so close to other guys.
I’m all for free speech but if you’re going to be against something, please get your facts straight.
Now that i’ve wasted 10 minutes, i’m going to play a game on my wii with the controller based on a magic wand as you put it.
P.S. I wrote this on aforementioned wii.
Posted on 16-Apr-07 at 12:01 am | Permalink
Andrew Harrison wrote:
im sorry but just to clear some thing up, if comics are ‘Evil’ then why are you buying one for someone? and if pokemon are ‘Evil’ then why is winnie the pooh ok? god would hate him too, with him being a Perversion of nature, he is a talking bear. Plus please read between the lines of winnie the pooh, he is gay, a full on homosexual, especially with ‘Christ’opher Robin, reading between them lines i see christ our saviour as a full on dirt merchant, turd bugler as well as many other offensive terms for gay that you will more than likely love you sick ass, American, English defiling scum bag.
Posted on 16-Apr-07 at 4:26 am | Permalink
Jason wrote:
1. When you burn somehting that does not belong to you you are breaking the law
2. you miss understand pokemon all to there they are not tyring to collect them thye are tyring to befreind them somehting i htink the lord wants people to do be freinds
3. poekom is not a drug it is a game for people to have fun with
4. your pastor broke the law and you helped him i say that is going agist god not these video games
5. it is pokemon not pokeyman
6. any one that belives you shown shut up with you I love the lord and i play pokemon games
7. you have no true facts so let me help you out ok
pokemon True Facts not the lies you are telling
[Ed Note - It was determined by our IT guru, Tristan Shuddery, that the deleted portion of this post contained coded Satanic messages capable of causing the reader to slip into a zombie-like state and commit act against America. Nice try, "Jason". Now get thee back to Hell, Satan!]
Posted on 20-Apr-07 at 11:40 pm | Permalink
Justice wrote:
I have officially lost faith in humanity.
Posted on 24-Apr-07 at 6:55 pm | Permalink
Marcus J Reyner wrote:
I love you.
Posted on 24-Apr-07 at 9:58 pm | Permalink
Dark Jirachi wrote:
Holy crap. It’s people like you that make me sometimes regret being a republican. First of all Disney owns Whinnie the Pooh, and Walt Disney supported the nazis. Second, If you’re going to call games like pokemon satanic at least know what the fuck you are talking about first. Metapod is the crappiest pokemon there is. The picture of pikachu “evolving” was pikachu using his thundershock attack. Pikachu does evolve, but not in the TV series because he is a main character. And the seisures were caused by porygon in that one episode, not pikachu. Also spell shit right, it’s pokemon, not pokeman pokemons pokemans or pokemen. And who the hell are you to talk about evolution being “debunked”? Basically most of the world has accepted it. Oh and I guess we should get rid of lucky charms and the moon because they are shaped like crecents. And how the fuck can you thing pokemon is porn? Have you been into that cocaine again?
Posted on 24-Apr-07 at 10:46 pm | Permalink
jon_hill987 wrote:
I feel really sorry for your niece. her favourite book is the bible? I blame brainwashing.
Maybe I should start my own badly researched campaign against something.
I know! how about a campaign to make religion “adult material”. It would be banned from being taught as fact to anyone under the age of 18. No-one under the age of 18 should be allowed to go to church (or chapel/mosque/temple), and if they do want to their parents should be looked up with the charge of brainwashing their kids (which they have clearly done if they want to go to church) and the kids should be taken into care for de-programming.
You have to admit that this proposed campaign is about as sensible as this “Freedom blog”, which incidentally, has very little to do with freedom, sure you are free to follow God or be destroyed (metaphorically, for now at least), but it isn’t exactly the sort freedom America supposedly stands for.
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 5:13 am | Permalink
Mr.DO wrote:
Wow this guy really does suck bush every night.
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 11:09 am | Permalink
Mr.DO wrote:
Wow he sucks bush evrey ninght.
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 11:10 am | Permalink
Mr.DO wrote:
Dumass
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 11:10 am | Permalink
Robin wrote:
Oh man, I love this website. It’s hilarious how you guys get educated here.
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
Dark Jirachi wrote:
Also to the dude that said YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ASS BITCH, well that is a fucking understatement.
Posted on 25-Apr-07 at 6:45 pm | Permalink
Claire Johnston wrote:
I’m getting really, really scared. Is this just a really well done satirical anti-anti-video games/religion blog, or is this 100% serious?
I’m sorry, I’m just not sure Y___Y.
Posted on 03-May-07 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
Mr. C wrote:
You need some serious help. I’ve been playing Pokemon games since they first came out and you have no clue what your talking about.
Posted on 10-May-07 at 10:55 pm | Permalink
blargman wrote:
You’re really retarded. It’s a fricken game.
Posted on 11-May-07 at 9:12 pm | Permalink
Ash Ketchum wrote:
Hold up one minute, according to my pokedex, Metapods are hardly rare, and even at high levels, the Metapod has no strong offences. It may have a hard shell that provides a strong defense, it’s no match for a Geodude.
Another thing, male Jigglypuffs are very rare. So if you think about it, the majority of Jigglypuffs act, in just a little bit of a exaggeration, like a human girl. The few male jigglypuffs express the nature of being a tough guy, as they are more likely to evolve into a Wigglytuff. So really, there is very little indication that Jigglypuff expresses a gay attitude.
To the general idea of evolution, it’s in no way in support of the actually idea of evolution. A synonym of evolution in pokemon terms is metamorphous, like what bugs in your world undergo. In reality, it in no way relates to the realist view of evolution, as that Pokemon evolve in an instant. Scientist in your world say that evolution induces within a very long period of time.
There’s a lot more you and I need to learn about Pokemon before we can understand them. I would suggest looking more into it before making negative comments on them on a public blog.
Posted on 11-May-07 at 10:11 pm | Permalink
Youre fucked up. wrote:
Im hoping 100% of this time this shit is fake, and just made to piss people off. Gte your facts straight, Jesus humper. Please, stop acting like a fucktard. “I was lookin g for some harmless entertainment for my beloved neice”. Please, go away.
And where the HELL did you read that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon was hentai? Do you know what hentai meant? Did you SEE any sexual content in the book you purchased?
And hey, “POKEMON” (Pok-eh-mon). Not pokeymen. >_>
Im starting to wonder if anyone REALLY agrees on this bullSHIT you blog about.
Anyways, onto the shit you wrote..
Well, the first image of Pikachu (hey, not not Picacu) is not evolving, but he is sending out an electric shock, just a defensive attack. And, listen up:
“The name Pikachu is a portmanteau of the Japanese words pika, an onomatopoeia for electric sparkling, and ch??É‚Äì?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥, which is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a mouse’s squeak.” This sounds pretty damn logical once you hear that Pikachu is a Mouse-Type pokemon. No, its not directly BASED upon it, just its name is aimed partially toward it.
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Metapod. One of the LEAST harmful and rare pokemon of the series. For one thing, it cant even attack, only harden itself for defensive matters so nothing can harm it. That obviously turns people away from that pokemon itself, because it can do nothing.
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Im not sure if I understood one word you blabbered about Alakazam.
But Jigglypuff.. please do more research on a normal site, not maybe on a site someone like YOU took notes on. Jigglypuff only Sings people gently to sleep, only wanting them to listen to it’s song, but the people find it hard to stay awake from it’s lulling song. Therefor, it can make the jigglypuff angry, and using the marker it holds, it will draw silly scribbles on people’s faces that have fallen asleep, as seen on the TV series.
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The IGN editor only said its addictive as crack because he was describing how addicting it is, as of thinking a crack-addict would act to cocaine.
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Im sure everyone that HATES your shit as much as I do will agree with me. And please, continue to cut your eyes out. It will keep you from harming anyone else by reading your blogs.
~Lnki.
Posted on 11-May-07 at 10:34 pm | Permalink
... wrote:
Seriously…
Posted on 11-May-07 at 10:37 pm | Permalink
Sarah wrote:
Okay, lets just start off as this. I don’t think that this Pokeman crap is good, but I honestly do not think that it is trying to steer children away from God. Not in one single thing that has to do with Pokeman does it mention Christ. I believe that children would not even understand half the crap you are talking about. I am a devout 15 year old Christian, but don’t think I’m sucked into this. I think you are over reacting, like a Cult Christian. Get a life, they’re are more problems in the world than cartoons and your crackpot theories of them.
Posted on 11-May-07 at 10:47 pm | Permalink
Pokemon fan wrote:
lemmee just say this: you know very little about pokemon. now, let me start.
first, it’s po-ke-mon (or po-ka-mon… never got the sounding right) not poke-men.
second, metapod is, well, close to worthless. people rarely see him in the game, and when they do, it’s not for very long…
third, pikachu looks like winnie the poo… similarities, their both yellow. differences, everything else.
fourth, hentai is japanese porn. pokemone is not hentai, it is anime, japanese animation.
finally, i just want to say this-this had better be fake. if it is not, then, well, i feel sorry for you.
let me just say this, if jesus and god are truly who they are (i’m christian, so i know about them) i don’t think they’d be angry at us for playing a fictional game. besides, you can confess sins, and all that stuff, so…
anyway, that would be all.
Posted on 11-May-07 at 11:27 pm | Permalink
Pokemon fan wrote:
oh yeah, forgot something.
people have different beliefs… you believe what you want, they believe what they want. it doesn’t really matter, cause in the end, it’s all the same.
as for the comics, well, don’t forget that they are fictional (not real).
Posted on 11-May-07 at 11:31 pm | Permalink
Patrice777 wrote:
Dear Tristan,
Just for the record, my good and well intentioned man, Winnie-the-Pooh is NOT an ALL-AMERICAN character, he hails from England, along with his boy to whom he belongs, Christopher Robin, and his cute-as-a-bug sidekick, Piglet, too!
SMOKEY-the-Bear, along with Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Felix the Cat, among a bizillion others, are indeed ALL-AMERICAN~
Did you know.. THE BIBLE WAS NOT CREATED IN AMERICA!!?!!
Peace~:)
Posted on 12-May-07 at 2:15 am | Permalink
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wrote:
A…A
Posted on 12-May-07 at 10:04 am | Permalink
Arbok_X wrote:
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. To think that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon (Yeah, I typed it with the correct ??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©) should be seen as an item of evil.
Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon is a fictional story that has set itself aside from several that have been made in the past, and it is doing nothing but entertaining us for the past ten years in the form of video games and television shows. It’s nothing more. You seem to think waaaaaay too much into some of the details that are plain crazy. I am a Christian and even I should have to say so. Nobody is going to be so stupid as to believe that they should learn anything from it.
P.S. The Pikachu in that photograph is NOT evolving. It is using one of his electricity-based attacks, probably a Thundershock. If you are going to describe pictures and horribly bash the next best thing to Mickey Mouse, you might as well do a little research up front.
Posted on 12-May-07 at 11:06 am | Permalink
meh. wrote:
i don’t belive a word you just said….pokemon is not satans tool…
Posted on 12-May-07 at 11:38 am | Permalink
Get on your knees wrote:
well apperently you are as stupid as a soup sandwich. first metapod is not powerful at all, all it knows is harden and its not rare, in the games it?s more like a pest. Pichachu (the way it is actually spelled) doesn?t evolve(unless a stone is used which is definately not in darwin?s theory) and the episode that cause the seizures was imeadatey taken off the air forever. Pichachu looks nothing like winney the pooh besides that they are yellow. Pichachu is supposed to be a mouse not a bear. Jiglypuff does not say it is gay, all pokemon say is their name. It does not put others in a sexual transe, it smiply makes them fall asleep. You are one crazy person to go to a comic book store, where you have previously seen pictures of superman, to buy a winney the pooh book, its called a childrens book store you dumb ass! Metapod symbolizing Islam? Tell me, what percentage of citizens in japan are muslim? And even if it was a symbol for Islam, did you know they believe in Jesus too??? You know that spoon bending pokemon called alakazam? it never uses a move that needs spoons. I doubt your pastor meant that super heroes were perverts, he meant that they aren’t as powerful as Jesus. For all you know your pastor might literally be a peverted sexual predator. Pink meaning gay, huh? that book was pink, shouldnt that mean that Pooh bear is gay too? and Piglet a popular character is pink too. and its pokemon not Pokemen. Crack and cocaine are illegal everywhere in the world. to think that its only legal in iran tells me your one big ass racist.
Suck my balls Tristan
Posted on 12-May-07 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
Atlas wrote:
How are comic books bad. They are there to provide children with hope. You act like Jesus is the only person who can be a great person. And that right there is lowering god’s expectations for people.
Now, onto the pokemon….you’re stupid reasons really cracked me up here.
PIKACHU- Just because he’s yellow, he isn’t a copy of Winnie The Pooh. They’re completely different.
Metapod- He is one of the weakest pokemon. And I like how demeaning you are of other religions…..jerk. Besides, he repusents the cocoons caterpillars go into.
Alakazam- What the heck?…..He uses mental attacks and the such, it’s not Pokemon’s fault if your child is that dumb as to believe they must copy this pokemon’s power.
Jigglypuff- The fact that you dislike gays only shows what a horrible person you are. Plus, it’s called sleep, a relaxing song that puts pokemon to sleep using a soothing voice. Not my fault you’re so sick as to see everything in a bad way.
Anyways, I sort of liked your propaghanda, so I’ll try some on your precious Winnie The Pooh.
Winnie the pooh supports obesety, AKA Gluttony, a deadly sin. They have huffleumps and more monsters, that induce the image of satanic monsters. In one book there is a giant flood, suggesting some cay of demise, obviously more satanic messages. Piglet is seeming to be gay in many ways…..oh my god, gays are evil!*
*Since I can tell you aren’t the joking type, that paragraph was sarcasm to show how foolish your reasoning is. I completely respect gays and know none of the above is really true.
Posted on 12-May-07 at 12:02 pm | Permalink
CustomCharacter wrote:
you guys are absolute idiots.
Iraqians aren’t stupid, you are.
Pokemon is not related to any type of religion, idiots.
You guys advertise your enemies? What is with that?
Perverted superheroes? WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Get your facts right. You guys are total morons and you deserve to die. GOD DOESN’T EXIST. DON’T TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE. Don’t try to get him to kill me, because it’s absolutely pointless.
You are disrespecting other peoples opinion, as well as getting facts wrong, so I am disrespecting your opinion and showing you the right facts.
Us NSiders won’t stop commenting until you guys GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
Until then, I have 2 words for you.
SHUT UP.
(I would be surprised if you guys had an IQ over 50)
Posted on 12-May-07 at 1:13 pm | Permalink
Liam wrote:
did you know only 12% of hentai is made in japan, 66% is made in america (hoohoo arent you pure)20% is made in australia and the other 2% is made in britain, wanna know how i know, it was in a newspaper, an AMERICAN newspaper.
by the way i am a christian i have a son and a daughter they both like pokemon and both go to church and about the most sinful thing they’ve ever done is cry about not getting a story. and pokemon isnt hentai,plus believe it or not fantastic four are actually american and two of them are christian. grace of god.
Posted on 16-May-07 at 4:25 pm | Permalink
Austin wrote:
i hate you all so much… you are the most uptight shit tards in the world… YOU say that all people of the islamic religion are terible.. look at yourselves… your hating everything under the sun! i am atheist and let me tell you why, because of sick freaks like you…… you all say your good christians, christainty is fine, but YOU you are evangelicals- the thing that fucks this world over. now go find something to do with your lifes, and leave a bunch of your witty coments, they dont bother me because i know how loley you are
Posted on 22-May-07 at 7:33 pm | Permalink
Austin wrote:
o yeah and btw, pokemon isnt evil, its made for siple minded 5 year olds- of course a 20 year old christain is exactly the same… go die
Posted on 22-May-07 at 7:40 pm | Permalink
john klaus wrote:
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
this is one of the weakest and unuseful in the game [get your facts strait]
and the rest ar open to inividual interpritation just becuase you think they bear sme resewmbelance does not mean they ae ment to!!
Posted on 24-May-07 at 12:56 am | Permalink
You are one crazy ass bitch wrote:
[Editor's Note - While we at Shelley The Republican allow everyone to voice their opinion, no matter how dangerous or anti-American it might be, we ask that you refrain from austic-like repetition of phrases.]
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One
Posted on 01-Jun-07 at 11:02 am | Permalink
Kyle Mistry wrote:
What power could be greater than dying for idiots’ sins? I’d say lazer eyes. And X-ray vision. Heck, if Spidey and Jesus went up in a battle, I wouldn’t doubt Spidey’d win. What would Jesus do anyways, heal him?
And what was this research that you did on Pokemon? A Google Images search? Your own mindless conclusions about this are obvious; you come across as having no idea what you’re talking about.
I think I’ll go play some Pokemon now, followed by a reading of The Amazing Spider-Man.
Posted on 07-Jun-07 at 10:21 pm | Permalink
Random wrote:
Excuse me but Most the things said on this site are single minded judgements didnt the lord teach us not to judge People need to make livings and many of theese isues are incorrect,Most the stuff that you say is bad here are not for kids grantheft auto is for 18+ officialy a adult Poke mon is’nt evil it’s made by a human not the devil and if the devil exsists he can not possess those of christian minds or any other because God would protect anyone because he loves us all.:D Btw i am not christian i just have huge respects of other religions.
Posted on 10-Jun-07 at 4:22 pm | Permalink
TONY wrote:
WELL TRISTAN, I SEE THAT YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOU HAVE MADE AN IDIOT OUT OF YOURSELF! GREAT JOB! THE FANTASTIC 4? MATTHEW, MARK LUKE AND JOHN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? COMIC BOOK STORES IN COMBINATION WITH SADISM? WHAT? YOU ARE VERY SIMPLE MINDED AND OPINIONATED. IT’S FINE TO BE OPINIONATED BUT HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU SPEW UNEDUCATED BANTER.
Posted on 14-Jun-07 at 1:21 pm | Permalink
Yuki wrote:
Come now, Poke’mon is not evil. It’s so ooey-gooey-innocent, it gets annoying at times. And yes, I actually HAVE played the games, and so I’d actually KNOW, unlike the lazy, creationist, bigot that you are. You’ve got so many errors, I can’t even begin to correct them.
Though I will say this: YOU’RE THE DUMBEST POKE’MON FLAMER I’VE EVER SEEN. Why didn’t you include Arceus? It’s just about the only Poke’mon that is in any way, shape, or form sacreligious: it is the Poke’mon that created the Universe. Sound familiar? Yes, it’s trying to be your ‘God’. Oh, but I suppose that’s too recent for you, as it just came out in April. This year.
Posted on 22-Jun-07 at 2:29 am | Permalink
Yuki wrote:
I forgot to add my normal ending:
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic, and
PROUD OF IT!
Posted on 22-Jun-07 at 4:20 am | Permalink
:D I love this woman! wrote:
Shelly! I love you so much! Thank you for posting for me the most utterly untrue, intolerant, idiotic bullcrap ive ever heard! I was laughing the entire time i was reading this page… HAHAHAHAHA!! Im gonna tell all my gay friends about this site! Because, of course, we all saw jiggly puff and decided to be gay. Trust me, their gonna love it. they might even read it again instead of worshiping the devil some more. ((we learned that from Metapod :D)) this has been fun… ill give you a booty call later, so you can suck my cock in the bathroom some more! you know, like we used to do all the time when we were eight right after reading Winnie the Pooh :)
Posted on 25-Jun-07 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
:D I love this woman! wrote:
oh, and by the way, republicans are the most hated people in the world… not america. just republicans. you suck. i hope you know that.
ps. white america came from europe. your not native american, so you cant be a “proud american”, you are in fact a “filthy european”. Also, most europeans as well as almost all of southern america are devoutly christian… but none of them are as ignorant or intolerant as you. now why would God want you be so stupid…? why would he want you to condemn other people just for reading Harry Potter, or following a different religion, or watching a kids show? Christianity is a religion of love and understanding, not hate and ignorance. Think it over.
Posted on 25-Jun-07 at 9:52 pm | Permalink
Multi-lingual wrote:
Okay, since you want to hate anime I’ll give you some that have stronger plotlines and more mature themes than Pokemon.
Death Note: A teenager, Yagami Raito (Light in English) who plans to follow his father into the police finds a mysterious notebook on the ground on his school campus. He takes it home and reads the instructions, which tell him that anyone whose name is written in the Death Note (the name of the book) will die. The writer can specify where and when and how the victim will die. After a few tests Light decides that he will the Death Note to purge the world of criminals and create a crime free utopia where he will rule as God. Soon it is a race between L( the world’s greatest detective) and Kira(the name given to Light) to find out each other’s identity and end the game between them that is killing people world wide.
Bleach: Fifteen-year-old Kurosaki Ichigo is a normal high school student. He goes to school, does his homework, helps around the house and clinic and beats up gangs who disrespect the dead that haunt his neighbourhood. Hey wait.. what was that last one? Oh yeah, he’s been able to see ghosts since he was very young. One day, after helping out the ghost of a young girl, his house and family are attacked by an evil spirit called a Hollow. The Shinigami (lit. Death God) who comes to their rescue is seriously injured by the creature and so she has to pass her powers to Ichigo. He defeats the Hollow but has to keep on doing Rukia’s job as she is now powerless. When other Shinigami come to arrest her for breaking their laws and passing her powers onto a human, Ichigo and several friends follow her to the afterlife, called Soul Society, and rescue her from being executed. All of them possess a special power, including one who forms a bow from a cross focus dangling from his wrist and a talking black tomcat who transforms into a naked woman at will. When they rescue Rukia, defeating the Shinigami who stand in their way, they find out that one of the Shinigami is a traitor and he plans to use a device hidden in her soul to evolve the Hollows and create an army that will allow him to depose the king of the souls and take his place in heaven and rule as a God.
Naruto: Thirteen years ago the great demon lord Kyuubi stalked the world. One swing of his nine massive tails would cause a tsunami and the next would level mountains. One day the fox set his sights on the ninja village of Konoha. Many brave ninja died trying to stop him, until the leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage, showed up on the head of his summoned boss toad Gamabunta with a newborn child in his arms. He used the Shinigami summoning ritual to seal the Kyuubi’s spirit inside the boy in exchange for his soul. Now that boy is a qualified ninja, and he is aiming to be the next Hokage just like the hero who gave his life to save everyone. Uzumaki Naruto has a lot of hard work ahead of him, dealing with more experience ninja who wish to stop his missions from succeeding, perverted sensei who can rarely be dragged away from their porn or voyeurism long enough to teach, a friend who betrays them all just to gain enough power to kill his older brother who killed their entire family, and said-older brother who is part of an evil organisation that requires the great demons in order to rule the world and has been assigned to capture Naruto. It’s a long road to becoming Hokage, but Uzumaki Naruto is determined to walk every step of the way.
Ouran High School Host Club: Fukioka Haruhi is the special scholarship student at the prestigious Ouran Academy that is attended by the children of musicians, fashion designers, industry leaders and politicians, amongst other, and she is by far the poorest student there. Whilst searching for a quiet place to study she accidentally stumbles into the meeting room of the Host Club, a group of handsome male students who spend their vast amount of leisure time charming the beautiful women that attend the high school section of the Academy. When she breaks an eight million Yen vase whilst trying to escape the affections of the Host Club King Suoh Tamaki , they immediately tell her to pay up or work for them until she repays her debt. As all but one person believes her to be a male student because of her clothing and haircut, she eventually ends up as a host herself. Once the last one of them realises, the extremely dense Tamaki, she is given the chance to quit but she continues to work for them as a host. OHSHC follows the adventures of idiotic club ‘King’ Suoh Tamaki, evilly-intelligent ‘Shadow King’ Ootori Kyouya, minute Haninozuka ‘Hunny’ Mitsukuni, bear-like Morinozuka ‘Mori’ Takashi, mischievous twins Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru and disguised Fujioka Haruhi over the course of one year at Ouran Academy.
Gravitation: The story of the romance between novelist Yuki Eiri and singer Shuuichi Shindou. Sounds okay doesn’t it? Except that the path of true love doesn’t run smooth when of the lovers is in denial over his feelings and the other can’t write song lyrics to save his life or his record deal. Add to the mix the fact that Yuki’s brother-in-law is the manipulative manager of the record company that Shuuichi and his band Bad Luck are signed to, as well as the lead keyboardist for his childhood idols Nittle Grasper, and also factor in a rival band who are jealous of the success that Bad Luck are getting because of their better talent and willingness to perform anywhere. Oh, what price love. In case you haven’t guessed yet, both Yuki and Shuuichi are guys.
Posted on 28-Jun-07 at 1:54 pm | Permalink
Nikki wrote:
As if children would interpret this content into gay terms
Many children don’t even find out about the gay community until their teens. As for “Jigglypuff?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s drug-like trance of sexual debauchery”
Get a life and stop over analysing everything
No one is trying to corrupt anyone, this is for the childrens entertainment not for your lame criticising purposes.
Posted on 03-Dec-07 at 6:03 am | Permalink
gfx wrote:
Hahahaha…. I initially wanted to thank the poster for the laugh, but reading the comments – well “thanks for the laughs folks”.
Posted on 08-Dec-07 at 4:37 am | Permalink
Dragonblader1 wrote:
Are you stupid? Not only is Metapod one of the weakest Pok?ɬ©mon, but that picture of Pikachu wasn’t it evolving, it was using Thundershock. Also, the Pok?ɬ©mon’s evolution is extremely different from the theory (which admittidly I BELIEVE) the theory is that creatures evolve over time, but the way Pok?ɬ©mon evolve is in an instant series of flashes. And also, japanese cartoons are called anim?ɬ©, hentai on the other hand is japanese cartoon porn. Try making sure that your source for information is correct before posting it on the internet. People commit homicide on people like you who just take info from random anti-pok?ɬ©mon sites that are all incorrect in almost every way because they don’t know a thing about Pok?ɬ©mon.
Posted on 13-Dec-07 at 12:23 am | Permalink
Giga_Metroid99 wrote:
Next time you’re gonna go on a rant about something that doesn’t deserve a rant, just know that it’d be more effective if you actually knew what you were talking about.;)
Posted on 13-Dec-07 at 8:31 pm | Permalink
WHY NOT!?! wrote:
“Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL ?¢‚Ǩ?ìFantastic Four?¢‚Ǩ¬ù are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!”
you never quote them though
Posted on 13-Dec-07 at 9:33 pm | Permalink
gunboy117 wrote:
‘First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.’
Ok , America did not exist when Ghengis Khan was alive. North America not even discovered yet. Second, Gengis was not Chinese, he was Mongolian. He did not believe in any one religion either. There is also no such person as Gengis Khan Junior. His son was Kublai Khan and he had nothing to do with these ‘magical cards’. I’m starting to question my faith as a Christian with all you uninformed and uneducated radical right wing nutjobs. you are giving a bad name to all Christians. You are the reason we are mocked on television. You are the problem and your petty uninformed rants are not the solution. THEY ARE THE PROBLEM!!!
STOP GIVING CHRISTIANS AND REPUBLICANS A BAD NAME!!!
Posted on 06-Jan-08 at 1:36 am | Permalink
John wrote:
Dear Tristan,
I’m very afraid. Very afraid. My young and only son, Junior, suddenly started to show interest in this vile ‘Pokeman’. He’s been making eerie gunsounds at the dinner table (“RATATAAAAAAAAA, RATATAAAAAAAAA”). I’m clueless about what to do, I don’t want him to become a terrorist, I don’t want him to stray from the path of the Lord.
Please Tristan, help me!
Yours truly,
Marc
Posted on 30-Jan-08 at 2:36 pm | Permalink
Reverend Whatever wrote:
I don’t think these Pokemans are turning people away from God. I think it is, in fact, the bible that is turning people away from God. The bible claims such things as that God is evil:
“And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.” (I Samuel 16:23)
“And the evil spirit from the LORD was upon Saul, as he sat in his house with his javelin in his hand: and David played with his hand.” (I Samuel 19:9)
Also, let’s not forget when God told us to delight in killing our children:
“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” (Psalms 137:9, KJV)
or, if you don’t like the KJV:
“How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
and:
“Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
“a blessing on anyone who seizes your babies and shatters them against a rock!” (Psalms 137:9, Jerusalem Bible)
Next, Jesus tells us that if we want to follow him, we must first HATE everyone:
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
I’m just getting started. I can find these all day. So, if you want to save your children, and keep them in God’s grace, PLEASE keep them AWAY from the bible! It is a horrible and evil book, which preaches everything that a good Christian should KEEP AWAY FROM!
Posted on 30-Jan-08 at 7:00 pm | Permalink
snowball wrote:
holy jesus chist you can not be serious…. ppl like you are what is wrong with america.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 5:08 pm | Permalink
brad wrote:
you sir, are very ignorant, you are trying to force your beliefs of christ on others, this is wrong in many ways, i hope for your own sake that you keep an open mind about the world and realize that everyone is not like you and as such you should not try to make them all the same, everyone in the whole world is different, it is no secret that you fear change and are very religious, but sometimes its best to keep your beliefs to yourself, what makes pooh so much better then these pokemon? pooh seems to have a gay relationship with piglet and rabbit, you could argue this fact so why not ban that book to? you sir are ignorant
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 5:14 pm | Permalink
SWRFr wrote:
Burning your friends comics….lol hahahaahaah I would have kicked your moronic ass you stupid ignoramus… Come on evil pokemon??? ….Evolution a fake etc…bible hugging fearmonger. Grow a brain woman learn to think for yourself and stop being such a piece of cattle folowing your dumbass ignorant pastor blindly…………you are the principal reason america is sinking into a neverending well of ignorance…..Its ok to be a christian but you have to use your brain..otherwise your just a FANATIC..also known in other regions of the world as a FUNDAMENTALIST, MILITANTS terrorist etc….
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 5:43 pm | Permalink
lmao wrote:
Hentai series?
You know nothing.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:16 pm | Permalink
FAGBALLS wrote:
Tristan you ignorant pussy. Pokemon won`t turn yore kids evil, stop worrying. the theory of evolution is right!
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
jp wrote:
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids won win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
jp wrote:
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids wont win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
O RLY? wrote:
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:28 pm | Permalink
O RLY? wrote:
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
Congrats on getting comments more than a year and a half after posting things.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:29 pm | Permalink
FAGBALLS!!!! wrote:
TRISTAN YOU IGNORANT PUSSY, SPEAKING OF PUSSY I LOVE IT PUSSY, ASS, TITTIES, EVOLUTION IS RIGHT!!!!!! I LOVE HAVING UNPROTECTID SEX WHITH GIRLS BEFOR IM MARRIED!!!!!! I`M DOING IT AS I TYPE THIS WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 6:31 pm | Permalink
Someone observant wrote:
This is a clear and obvious parody site. Relax guys, he’s joking. There’s no way he’s this nutty.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 7:12 pm | Permalink
David C. wrote:
Okay, I’m sorry friend… But it’s people like you who turn people away from the good lord! Dammit, don’t you realise that you’re taking things way out of context due to your own ignorance and stupidity?!
First of all:
Metapod is the one of the most useless of pokemon. It’s not meant to represent Islam it’s a freaking cucoon. <_<
It’s only purpose is to be the link in the metamorphosis of a caterpie into a Butterfree (Caterpie = Catterpillar, Butterfree= Butterfly. <_<)
Jigglypuff is a FEMALE. I don’t think there ARE any male Jigglypuffs out there, and when it sings it puts everyone to sleep. It’s meant to represent a mother’s soothing lullaby not a trance of sexual debauchery. <_<
As for Alakazam… I’m pretty sure you made that up, but spoon bending is commonly linked with psychics. What type of Pokemon is Alakazam? Psychic. Get over it. <_<
And when Craig Harris said it was, “More addicting than crack,” it was not because it’s bad for you… It’s because it’s freaking FUN. <_<
You know? That feeling people experience when they DON’T have a needle stuck up their ass?
God gave us a brain for a reason. To think. How about you stick to his master plan like the rest of us?
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 7:12 pm | Permalink
john wrote:
you are seriously messed up you jesus loving bitch. i cant get over your stupidity in this article, i dint think it was possible for someone as obviously retarded as you to type words on a keyboard!
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 7:13 pm | Permalink
Kari wrote:
Hentai: In Japan “hentai” has a strong negative connotation, and is commonly used to mean “sexually perverted”.
‘Nuff said.
Full article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 7:36 pm | Permalink
Bob wrote:
You are a retard.
Please get you info straight.
IT’S A CARTOON
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 7:44 pm | Permalink
Zeruel wrote:
Wow. I can usually come to a logical understanding when dealing with ‘your type’…I can’t. There is no way I can possibly do anything right now except call you a complete idiot.
Really…I think I might just kill myself out of shame that I need to share a species name with you. The very fact that you are this stupid…oh my god…I just hope you die.
I’m not even going to take the time of day to list off all of your factual inaccuracies…I’m just going to call you an idiot, and hope that some kind of horrible, horrible torture befalls you, you pre-evolved walking pile of microbial waste.
Seriously…I hope that you fall backwards off a dock in New Hampshire, impaling yourself through the ass, and are then lowered from that anchor into a pit of burning petroleum. Enjoy your barnacles, and I hope that Heath Ledger, in the “hell” you speak of, shoves his hot cock into your anus, exploding gallons of GRID-riddled cum into your rectum.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 8:03 pm | Permalink
Jake wrote:
Omg this fag is stupid! Pokemon being satanic is the DUMBEST shit I have ever heard! You fucking retard…
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 8:11 pm | Permalink
Lol? wrote:
Why don’t you actually WATCH/PLAY the game before rating it like the shit you just did.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 8:51 pm | Permalink
Jim wrote:
you are a fucking idiot. you can’t even spell Japanese right you stupid cunt. Its people like you who make the world hate America.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
Some guy wrote:
I must say, its people like you that make me be ahsamed of being a Christian. I may be going to Hell, but from what I’ve read, its going to be a real party with everyone else down there. Pokemon =/=Hentai. Hentai is something completely different (that should not be shown to minors anyhow).
Pikachu is using an electrical move, one of its specialties. Metapod is weak. Evolution is essential to grow stronger. Even if you believe the absurd fact that evolution doesn’t exist, humans had to come from something.
I’m sure other people can point out your obvious errors, and I will stay Agnostic until factual proof and/or death shows me either way.
“The Bible was not faxed from Heaven.”
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 10:03 pm | Permalink
Jeff wrote:
IDIOTS, lol.
Nobody would truly ever be as idiotic as this author; this is OBVIOUSLY SATIRICAL. I love how everyone is so enraged..
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 11:12 pm | Permalink
Ur an ASS!!!!!!! wrote:
Grow a pair can u? U have evry fucking fact wrong u stupid bitch. That pic is pikachu using thunderbolt, not evovling asshole. And metapod is based on the growth of a caterpillar into a butterfly. U obviuosly think too hard. I may be Muslim but I dont care if ur Christian. It’s the fucking fact that ur so radical with this evolution crap. Seriously, if I were to meet someone like u in real life, I’d seriously pawn ur azz and leave u bleeding. And remember this BITCH!! Get to know ur facts before posting them. WTF u use? Wikipedia?
But if this is some joke thing, I applaude u. Seriously. This is the best joke i’ve ever seen in my whole life.
Posted on 31-Jan-08 at 11:29 pm | Permalink
DarthNihilus wrote:
Someone should poor napalm on you and set you on fire!
Posted on 01-Feb-08 at 12:39 am | Permalink
thecanadianathiest wrote:
HAHAHA, that is the funniest shit i’ve read in along time. People are pathetic, god and religion are for the weak minded who need something to fall back on when their lives are going to shit. Tristain, you are extremely ignorant and immature. You are the type of person that puts a bad name on christianity and “god”. I really cant belive how closed minded you are. The evolution theory is completely real it is scientificly proven and on top on that are dna is 95% the same as chimps. God, jesus, adem and eve are all complete bullshit. I dont give a shit about what you belive and it doesnt bother me, jsut stop being a bitch and trying to ram it down other peoples throat you stupid stupid person.
Posted on 01-Feb-08 at 3:47 pm | Permalink
Jacob wrote:
Oh man, that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
Posted on 01-Feb-08 at 6:44 pm | Permalink
Pissed at Trist wrote:
Trist…..tsk…tsk…im not gonna use ANY internet slang so YOU can understand fully exactly how ignorant and well, mainly ignorant, i’ll explain why……..
Your are an Angry Mom/or a woman with the same mind set as an Angry Mom, who thinks if she portrays certain aspects of a thing like Pokemon and spin them and ties them together with lies so that it sounds like its pure evil…
What is this website your posting on, it seems weird, like a bad vibe…
u posted this article in 2006, Pokemon came out in like ’96…a decade ago, if it were evil, don’t u think someone would have noticed a while ago…
although i agree its a massive conglomerate which has been doing anything in its power to continue making profit.
you were taking on the task of understanding the entirety of something as expansive as pokemon, u could compare knowing everything to date about pokemon to something as mind crippling as learning a foreign language, fluently. There is so much about pokemon that unless one watched the entire first 3 seasons of the Television series and played any of the first the releases of the games…and the trading card game, which rose an dipped in popularity to this day…my point is you making this “IVE JUST DISCOVERED THE EVIL VEIL PULLED INFRONT OF THIS ‘POKEMON’ CRAZE” is comparable to someone being told to write a report about the halucasut and that person looks it up on yahoo.com and discovers it started in germany, and in there report they write that the halucaust happened in its entirety in Germany… have u made the connection yet? u are making things up to the point that its malicious…
u fail at reporting, and u fail ‘protecting’ those u love from evil
Posted on 04-Feb-08 at 4:57 am | Permalink
unkown wrote:
That is a comleate load of F*cking sh!t I hate pokemon but that is just pathetic.
Posted on 06-Feb-08 at 9:41 pm | Permalink
PokemonMaster007 wrote:
Wow, You are really fucked up to deprive your kid of pokemon…
first of all.
HENTAI IS JAPANESE PORNO.
second
YOUR LESBIAN!!
third
JESUS IS FAKE….HES A ADVIRTISEMENT.
And WHAT SIX YEAR OLD READS THE FUCKING BIBLE.
btw Darwin is correct, evolution FTW!!!
BIBLES BELONG IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!!!
Posted on 07-Feb-08 at 6:50 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
You do realize that Winnie the Pooh was first written in Great Britain by A.A. Milne? Wholesome and American, yes?
I post this because everyone’s pointed out everything else that’s wrong with this article…
Posted on 08-Feb-08 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
Average Joe wrote:
Open your mind, you, religious fanatics are much more like the people who crucified Jesus than those who have no religion.
This Post is rubbish from the 1st paragraph down.
Posted on 08-Feb-08 at 10:07 pm | Permalink
Rick Sorgdrager wrote:
An interesting read, to say the least.
I think you are making one very large mistake : You compare the bible and your beliefs to a form of entertaining fiction.
It is not meant to teach a child how to live his life.
It is not meant to somehow offend you.
And it is certainly not meant to promote Satan, the Islam, or perverse Occult rituals!
I have an 8 year old son, and I let him play the pokemon videogame you mention and watch the pokemon “Hentai” (The correct term would be “Anime”) you so despice, and I have not seen him worship Satan or wear a burka to school anytime recently.
Why? It’s simple, Pokemon is a form of light entertainment thats not obtructed by hard to understand moral dilemma’s and/or deeper meanings. In short : “It’s for children.”
Pokemon was designed so that children could connect to each other through having the same interest. In the game, they grow and take care of their pokemon, and trade them with their friend’s pokemon. It’s like a trading card game, but easier to handle, and much more involved.
Also, the theory of evolution was not debunked. Instead of just the Bible, it could be a good experience to read up on science or history. And while you’re at it, you might as well want to let your daughter read it, instead of filtering everything she comes into contact with, she should make her own judgement about the world around her.
Have a good day,
Rick Sorgdrager
PS. Metapod was designed to look like a coccoon, not a burka-clad maniac.
PS. 2 Do not act like you understand copyright laws when you do not, thank you.
Posted on 13-Feb-08 at 5:20 pm | Permalink
shijirou wrote:
Oh please, do some “REAL” research. How does Pikachu resemble Pooh? The problem with you is you literally try to “doctrinate” everything that comes out of the Bible. Have you ever had the sense to meditate on these?
Oh so dark places are satanic now? Didn’t God create EVERYTHING? So why must the darkness be satanic?
Posted on 14-Feb-08 at 7:33 am | Permalink
... wrote:
Stop being racist you morons.
Also, Tristan, you’re a total dumbass.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 12:49 am | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
Holy shit, OP is an epic troll.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 8:56 pm | Permalink
Russell Francisco wrote:
My God.
Tell me this is satire.
Please, tell me.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 8:57 pm | Permalink
Raptor Jesus wrote:
Good God, that was the most amusing and ignorant collection of BS I’ve ever read. I am hoping this was all just a bad joke, because if it isn’t then not even God will be smiling on you for it.
And the next time you try demonizing Pokemon, try getting their names right and using the proper pictures for your “examples”.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:02 pm | Permalink
Sup wrote:
Are you all really this stupid?
Please for the sake of my sanity, before you leave an angry comment look up the word ‘satire’ in a dictionary. Then read the article again. Then hit yourself as hard as you can in the face with the dictionary.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:04 pm | Permalink
fuckwhat wrote:
SAKURAAAIIIII
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:06 pm | Permalink
Captain /co/mmando wrote:
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AFTER ALL THE EIGHTH CIRCLE IS FOR HYPOCRITES.
[Ed. Note - This commenter was obviously so high on drugs that he continually forgot he'd written his message and proceeded to write it fifty more times. For the sake of brevity, the other forty-nine instances have been deleted. NW]
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:09 pm | Permalink
Captain /co/mmando wrote:
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AFTER ALL THE EIGHTH CIRCLE IS FOR HYPOCRITES.
[Ed. Note - This commenter was obviously so high on drugs that he continually forgot he'd written his message and proceeded to write fifty more times. For the sake of brevity, the other forty-nine instances have been deleted. NW]
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:11 pm | Permalink
NEOGAF wrote:
i have a big cock
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:21 pm | Permalink
lol wrote:
isn’t ‘do not lie’ one of the 10 commandments?
oh, god… you are so fucked. Everything you said is a complete lie.
Enjoy your hell alone.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:29 pm | Permalink
Gary Oak wrote:
Wow, You are really fucked up to deprive your kid of pokemon?¢‚Ǩ¬¶
first of all.
HENTAI IS JAPANESE PORNO.
second
YOUR LESBIAN!!
third
JESUS IS FAKE?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.HES A ADVIRTISEMENT.
And WHAT SIX YEAR OLD READS THE FUCKING BIBLE.
btw Darwin is correct, evolution FTW!!!
BIBLES BELONG IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!!!
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
Shelby wrote:
Hahaha, oh wow. I refuse to believe this is serious. It can’t be, right!? No one can be THIS stupid! (I sure hope so…)
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
Patchouli Knowledge wrote:
7/10 Troll
Pretty good, if you ask me.
Posted on 15-Feb-08 at 9:47 pm | Permalink
Satan wrote:
haha pokemon being satanic you’ve got to be kidding me
Posted on 16-Feb-08 at 1:06 am | Permalink
The Crest wrote:
Wow, just wow.
This is trash, on every level, I could go paragraph by paragraph explaining how dumb you are, but you aren’t worth the time.
A few points:
“Pika” is a derivative of “pikapika” which means electric spark.
Metapod is for from the strongest Pok?ɬ©mon (and it’s spelled “Pok?ɬ©mon”, pronounced “Poe-keh-mon”, this is true whether it’s singular or plural) in the game, in fact, Metapod’s evolution is far from the strongest Pok?ɬ©mon in the game, they are both incredibly weak and no one would have any reason to ever use them.
Pok?ɬ©mon is a clever ploy to make money, nothing more, and it worked, get over it.
Posted on 16-Feb-08 at 10:39 pm | Permalink
elkin wrote:
you’re sick you damn bastard who would blame pokemon for being cute, you got a problem with that?
Posted on 22-Feb-08 at 7:31 am | Permalink
Ash Katchem wrote:
You’re a moron. If you did so much research on this subject maybe you would have had the correct facts about the pokemon. I know 6 yr olds who know more about the pokemon that disproves your so called “research on the subject”. God made human beings, human beings made pokemon, looks like you’re involved in this whole scheme. Look like someones got a one way ticket straight to hell which by the way I hear is full of those lovable little creatures. I’d love to see Pikachu throw a lightening bolt straight up your “Savior’s” ass any day of the week.
God Bless
Posted on 23-Feb-08 at 4:58 pm | Permalink
Pok?ɬ©mon fan wrote:
There are so many errors in this article, I don`t even know where to start… Well, here it goes:
1.- Pok?ɬ©mon is not hentai. Hentai is basically pornography, wich Pok?ɬ©mon isn`t.
2.- Metapod is:
-Not rare
-Not powerful.
3.- Pikachu is a copy of Winnie the Pooh? Lets see… Change Pikachu`s color. OK, now try to list ONE similarity!
4.- Im not going to lie: I haven`t done research on Uri Geller. As far as I know, he sued Nintendo because he THOUGHT that the star on Kadabra`s head was a nazi symbol. Since then, Kadabra hasn`t been printed in the Pok?ɬ©mon TCG. That`s what I know about it. If someone has more accurate info, go ahead – correct me.
5.- Jigglypuff isn`t gay just because its pink, and it doesn`t promote homosexuality. Its song only makes people and Pok?ɬ©mon fall asleep, it doesn’t put them on a trance.
6.- One of the photos you show is Pikachu using Thunderbolt, not evolving.
7.- “Evolution” is not used in the sense of Darwin`s theory. It is more like a human growing up: From child to teen to adult. In the same way that a person becomes mature, so does the Pok?ɬ©mon.
8.- Someone posted a reply stating that yellow and pink objects were banned because of Pok?ɬ©mon in 1947… sure… they were banned years before Pok?ɬ©mon was even released.
9.- Pok?ɬ©mon hunter and pokemanniac is not the term used to describe the person who catches and raises Pok?ɬ©mon. The correct term is “Pok?ɬ©mon Trainer”, and their goal is not to be feared, as you state, but rather to become champions in the Pok?ɬ©mon League in order to prove their skills.
10.- Game Points?… No such thing exists. To win a Pok?ɬ©mon Battle, you must send your own Pok?ɬ©mon against your opponent`s Pok?ɬ©mon, and then issue commands such as attacking, or returning to their Pok?ɬ© Ball to be switched for another Pok?ɬ©mon. These commands are part of a strategy, and the prupose of that strategy is to Knock Out all of you opponent`s Pok?ɬ©mon. Once you do so, you win.
Now, my thoughts:
- I respect other people`s religious beliefs and
- I have no problem if someone doesn’t like Pok?ɬ©mon, but
- It’s never nice to be insulted for liking something.
In other words, I accept your opinions on Pok?ɬ©mon and any other series, just don`t verbally attack the series and the people who like them with false info, senseless accusations and poorly made investigations (as you are doing in this article), please.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:32 am | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
I think this article, with all of its typos and incorrect information is proof that women should not be allowed to speak freely. In fact, in Genisis, when it states that woman should always be submissive to man, it clearly means that women should stay at home and not be allowed to speak.
This woman should be killed as a heretic.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 6:10 pm | Permalink
Mudkip wrote:
I dont think you are crazy. There are too much pokemons and too litel bible reading in the world
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 6:19 pm | Permalink
David P. Faggotsen wrote:
Oh you silly goose, pokemon aren’t satanic, the’yre merely cute little animals.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL wrote:
“Jesus Christ is the real super hero.”
Oh wow…
What is he going to do whack me with a radioactive cross.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 6:33 pm | Permalink
Tyler wrote:
It’s a sad day in America when Liberals are posing as Republicans online and posting shit like this. Please spontaneously combust.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 6:59 pm | Permalink
anonymous wrote:
I rofled my waffle at this. YOU RULE!
DIGG THIS ARTICLE!
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:18 pm | Permalink
Gary Oak wrote:
Kill yourself plz. ITS JUST A FUCKING GAME/TVSHOW GET THE FUCK OVER IT ASSHOLE
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
A Concerned Reader wrote:
This is a joke, right?
I’ve read some wild things in my time – like the guy that bashed on Mass Effect – but this takes the cake. I would really like to speak to the author face to face to judge for myself whether this person is indeed real. Stupidity of this volume is just impossible. I guess nothing else idiotic has happened today because the quota for imbecilic actions in the world has been used up by this one person.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:43 pm | Permalink
Vivvers wrote:
HENTAI IS PORN, YOU IDIOT. IT’S PIKACHU, BASED ON THE SMALL MAMMAL, THE PIKA. METAPOD IT A COMMON AND WEAK POKEMON. YOU ARE HORRIBLY IGNORANT OF ALL THINGS POKEMON. DON’T TRASH TALK THINGS YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:50 pm | Permalink
anon wrote:
Do you people not realize that this is completely the word of God.
fake? a troll? Shame on you for even suggesting it. God bless America that it has true patriots in it.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:53 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
>>I think this article, with all of its typos and incorrect information is proof that >>women should not be allowed to speak freely. In fact, in Genisis, when it states that >>woman should always be submissive to man, it clearly means that women should stay at >>home and not be allowed to speak.
>>This woman should be killed as a heretic.
secon’d
this article is filled with more stupid shit than the bible and the theory of evolution put together
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:56 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
ALL HAIL LORD ARCEUS!
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:56 pm | Permalink
X wrote:
Billy Bob Neck | October 1, 2006 at 1:43 am | Permalink
Tristan, once again you have saved thousands of souls from an eternity of sitting in a vat of their own boiling vomit in Hell.
Saved thousands of souls? You would have to be an idiot to believe this crap.
Metapod isn’t even one of the rarest, hahaha. It’s one of most common. You don’t even know anything about it.
It’s a franchise of toys for children. Like Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. GET A LIFE.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 7:57 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
Excerpt from the Poke-Bible:
“The first one, Arceus, crafted Palkia and Dialga, who in turn crafted the universe and the flow of time. Once that was done, the two’s great strength had to be controlled, so the Life-Bringer Arceus crafted Mesprit, Uxie, and Azelf to contain the strength of the First Two.
Groudon rose continents while Kyogre filled the seas, and Regirock, Registeel, and Regice brought definition to them both with Regigigas as their leader. Soon, as restless Gods do, Groudon and Kyogre began to war, warranting the birth of Rayquaza, who quickly becalmed the two.”
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 8:00 pm | Permalink
OH YOU FUCKER! wrote:
O I see wut you did that! You must be trolling nigger! See, successful troll is successful.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 8:20 pm | Permalink
OH YOU FUCKER! wrote:
O I see wut you did thar! You must be trolling nigger! See, successful troll is successful.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 8:20 pm | Permalink
X wrote:
You are an idiot, let me show you what is wrong here:
avid Joshua | December 1, 2006 at 12:06 am | Permalink”Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.”
Wrong, Gengis Khan was not chinese also when he was around America had not been colonised yet.
“It is a little-known fact that Tokyo, the capitol of China, is the epi-centre for all past and future ?¢‚Ǩ?ìhell-quakes.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù
Tokyo is not the capital of China, It is the capital of Japan, it is were Pokemon was created, you mean earthquakes
“These tremors in the earth-crust cause the so-called ?¢‚Ǩ?ìepileptic?¢‚Ǩ¬ù sezures in our children?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúand some adults! ”
Epileptic fits in the case of the episode were caused by flashing images not earthquakes dumbass
“These are not epileptic fits at all, but daemonic possessions. The hell-quakes cause the skull and head-bones of humans?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúchildren in particular?¢‚Ǩ‚Äúto resonate at the desired frequency that allows daemonic entities to take hold of their human host bodies. Interestingly enough, that resonating sound is F-sharp, the same note that the Pokeyman songs are recorded an sang in!”
What are you talking about? You don’t even use the proper geographical term, you don’t know anything about medicine or pokemon. Just why are you even tying, its pokemon not pokeyman. Also if the songs were recorded and sang in F-sharp that is one note meaning the songs would consist of one note which they do not.
“The Pokeyman cardgame was invented by such a possessed individual, Ghengis Khan Junior. He formed these ?¢‚Ǩ?ìmagical?¢‚Ǩ¬ù cards during history?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s most darkest of rituals when America and England in an attempt to save all of Asia, were dropping nuclear bombs on Peking and Toronto. .”
The pokemon cardgame was not invented by a possessed individual. Genghis Khan Jr is not a real person. The cards are made of card they are not magical. Genghis Khan even if he did have a son would not have travelled to England or America. England and America have never bombed Toronto or Peking its not even documented in history, i will also add that Toronto is in Canada which is not in Asia, geography clearly isn’t your strong point. Nuclear bombs had not been invented in the 15th century, uranium hadn’t even been discovered as an element so the fact they bombed these places is impossible, the first nuclear attack was in 1945.
“In nearby Bankhok, Japan?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s capitol city,”
Banghok is not a real place, if you meant bangkok its not in Japan either it is in Thailand a totally different continent.
“several hundred children (666 to be precise) were gathered together and used as etheral sustenance for the dark lord of Asia?¢‚Ǩ‚ÄúAbazagorath, who eternally thirsts for the blood of unbaptized children. Their life-force was drained and was used to create the 666 Pokeyman cards ?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ coincidence?! When your child is possessed, there is a chance that their soul could be replaced by one of these forlorn and abandoned children?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s souls. It?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sad, really.”
No whats sad really is that you don’t have a clue what your talking about and you are just making this up and sure you enjoyed doing so. Why would there be 666 pokemon cards?
When pokemon was created there was only 150 even now after nearly 20 years they haven’t even reached that number, its like 450.
“Because our children are baptized and pure, the wickedness from the far East longs to lure them away from us by using the seductive and evil Pokeyman cards. Then, they are taken in and their baptism is reversed in a sick ritual that is officialy endorsed by Satan himself. Lawyers who represent China have so far denied these facts, but the truth will set them free, hallelujah!”
You are an idiot.
“If you spell ?¢‚ǨÀúPokeyman?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ backwards you get ?¢‚ǨÀúnamyekop.?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ It is not yet fully understood the significance of this daemon Namyekop, but he is the lord of the colours pink and yellow?¢‚Ǩ‚ÄúPokeyman colours! Hardly a fluke of coincidence. Our Christian experts have banned all yellow and pink things since this discovery in 1947.”
Well the demons name is wrong cause Pokemon backwards is infact “Nomekop” so this demon couldn’t be lord of the colours pink and yellow. Pokemon wasn’t created until 1989 when the concept was thought of then the first game was released in Japan in 95, the cards didn’t exist till late 90s.
No they didn’t ban the colours pink and yellow since those colours exist on this page.
“Look around your homes and workplaces, friends, and see for yourself just how far this evil has infiltrated your home and daily lives. Namyekop is everywhere!”
No its not, shut up.
“Thank you, Shelly the republican for fighting the good fight. We must be strong in these dark days of pink and yellow gay evil.
God bless!”
In conclusion you just sat there and made that up, you have no grasp of geography, biology, chemistry, art or history based on what you wrote here.
Education yourself before posting this crap again.
Posted on 31-Mar-08 at 8:29 pm | Permalink
Someone Intelligent! wrote:
I’m going to break this down for you real simple-like….
Since I have absolutely nothing better to do right now than comment on your ignorant and close-minded views on the way things work, I will indulge you on how the mind of an intellectual works.
A. You’re obviously retarded. There’s not a doubt of that in my mind. Granted, for a person with an extra chromosome, you have positively FANTASTIC Grammar. Such as “Picacu”. OK. That isn’t even how it is spelled. So
even if you did know what you were talking about, and you don’t, you were too lazy to google the name to find out accurate information. Even so, how the hell does Pikachu look like Winnie the Pooh? How does he even look
like a bear?! Can your brain not process the difference between a bear and a rodent?!!! But wait, I’m not done blowing your false inaccurate bullshit out the water yet. Piko is not a word. I’m sure you may have found it in your
Scrabble Down Syndrome Edition dictionary, but even if it was a word in another language your theory is STILL bullshit! Actually, the rodent-like creature, Pikachu, is based off of a small short-eared burrowing mammal of
rocky uplands of Asia and western North America. And “choo” is the sound of sneezing? I know for a fact you pulled that one straight out of your ass. Seriously…!!!! Did you physically SHIT out your info and type it word for
word here or did you just watch a republican talk about how Pokemon is causing all of the world’s problems on the news and you went to your computer and started talking shit about Pokemon without having any valid
information on anything you’re talking about? In fact, from now on I am going to take the liberty to spell out these terribly hard concepts for you enclosed in (these)… (those are parenthesis…)
B. Crack-cocaine? Really??? Honestly, read a history book or do a google search on crack or cocaine. I’m sure whatever you believe about that is someone else’s opinion that you have stolen to cover up for the fact that you
are not intelligent. Also, you probably think it makes you sound smart and that you have a strong moral and political stance which benefits society. NO! It makes all the people who actually have enough common sense to know
that the phrase “More addictive that crack.” is merely a humerous joke which describes how good the game is or how fun it is to play want to stab you in the nect with a rusty shank. You’re blatant misunderstanding of a
concept all too simple to grasp is obnoxious and downright embarassing for the human race, not to mention all the followers of God who don’t take things out of context, like myself. (Yes, I too believe in Jesus. I’m just not
completely useless like yourself.) To take something that simple literally you MIGHT have DEvolved FROM an ape…. (that is like evolving but backwards…)
C. As for the other Pokemon, such as the mighty and powerful Metapod which is “one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons”, you clearly didn’t back up your ingorant ravings with any facts. See, here in REALITY,
Metapod is without a doubt one of the SHITTIEST and USELESS Pokemon in the game! And how you made the leap to Muslims is BEYOND me! You obviously are so intolerant of other people’s beliefs that your brain saw
something moon-shaped and instantly you blurted out nonsensical BULLSHIT because you no doubt have no respect for people or as I stated before, someone told you Muslims were bad and you now believe the same way.
The character Alakazam is a psychic-type Pokemon. Your hatred for him is obviously rooted back to once when you were little a magician had you reach into a hat to “pull out the rabbit” and since then you have been so
traumatized by the homosexual act that you have developed a strong loathing for magic tricks and illusionists, when in reality, you knew there wasn’t a bunny in the hat all along…. This sexual frustration which has boiled in
your soul year after year until you wrote this has without a doubt led to your insensitive, ignorant, yet comical hatred for our next Poke-victim, Jigglypuff. Its funny, you’re sitting here accusing Japanese companies of being
perverted and wrong with their diabolical creation, Jigglypuff, whose sole purpose in life is to apparently seduce children into sexual acts by singing to them. The irony here is outstanding!! Here there is a completely harmless
creature who sings LULLABYS for god’s sake, and you’ve taken it to a whole new level by making this not only about sexual orientation, but also adding the date-rape aspect into this to top off the delicious hate-filled cake
with layers of intolerance and ridiculously biased personal opinion with a warm gooey communist filling. What’s with you and your fucking conspiracy theories!? What’s next you fucking maniacal lunatic? Is the Pokemon
CEO’s ultimate evil plan was to fool the minds of the American children into thinking that Jigglypuff is innocent and sweet when actually when he sings he breaths a toxin formed from rohypnol and morphine? (that’s the date-
rape drug and the seditive used to numb people in surgery)
D. You’re an asshole.
E. For fuck’s sake!! If I had lent you MY comic books and you burnt all of them in a campfire you were sharing with your perfectly “good-hearted” and “platonic” friend and pastor, you’d have been down so quick, you’d wish
you had one of those super-heroes to save your ass. Then you’d be in court paying me for damages and destruction of my personal property. The reason those comics are written is to entertain people, not to be an icon for
them to worship! I am all for the fact that Jesus is ultimate in life, but saying that Spiderman is taking away from Jesus is just pure hypocritical bullshit! That’s like saying you should never watch anything on TV, the computer,
or movies because actors take away from Jesus, you should not have a house because time you spend there is time your could be spending in church, you shouldnt work because you could be at church praying, you
should eat or sleep or use the bathroom because you are taking away from time you could be devoting to Jesus. That is entirely ridiculous. If god had wanted to make his children mindless drones who worshiped him
continuously all day long without rest, then he would have done so. Instead he gave his children free will and emotions so they could experience life and enjoy all the happiness and sorrows that life brings. He created this
world for us and he intended it to be a place where his children could be happy and enjoy themselves. And through time as people advance in technology and culture, we constantly invent new forms of entertainment to keep
ourselves happy and cheerful in life. Just because your pastor has something against Comic books, doesn’t mean that it is rooted in Satanism or Occultism. Your pastor is NOT god. He is NOT Jesus. He is NOT a prophet. He
is a man who teaches the word of god. And guess what!? Man has FAULT. As much as a pastor teaches the true word of god, he will no doubt implement his own opinions into his sermons. That’s because he might interpret
something different than someone else would. That is the fault in man. No one human on earth is capable of knowing exactly what god means when he says his word in the Bible but you do the best that you can do and you
ignore people’s opinions and you form your own opinions and try to make sense of it by yourself. Self-enlightenment is more fufilling and meaningfull than sitting in a pew staring as some old codger rant on and on about god
message. To truly be a servant of god, you need to find your own way to interpret the Bible and follow it. You pray and if you truly are his follower you will know what is right and what is wrong. That is called a conscious.
God gave everyone one of those and that is how he tells you what is right and wrong. The thing you need to do is make sure you don’t let people and their opinions change your conscious or you will be lost in a sea of
confusion and will never be able to judge correctly agaiun. But enough for my religious lecture, let’s get back to the shitty blog.
F. The game of Pokemon is NOT satanic in any way. It is no different than any other cartoon, tv show, movie, or children’s show. If you really wanted to you could sit around ALL day long and pick apart every thing on TV
and the internet and connect it to something that is morally wrong. But there’s a fine line between trying to be “morally correct” and inducing yourself with paranoia. You claim that this game lures kids away from god.
EVERYTHING lures EVERYBODY away from god. Its called temptation. God knows about temptation since he sent Jesus here to die for all of us. Since then he understands why humans do what they do. Its how we are
made. Just by simply going to the bathroom or reading a stop sign you are focusing on something other than god. As I said before, if god wanted us to be focusing on him all the time he would have made us that way. When
he sent his son here, he realized the fault and the good in free will and he only asks that you accept him as your savior and to follow his teachings to make humanity a better place. But people like you who want to blame
everything all the time because you simply need something to blame ruin the way people get along. In these days, with the declining economy in so many countries and the slow degrading of the planet, not to mention all the
pressures of everyday life such as working, eating, sleeping, raising family, having a partner, making friends and beleiving in something, people NEED things like TV and games and activites and clothes to focus on. This helps
us occupy our mind and takes pressure off of us when things get too rough on us. This is just how things have always been. This is how things always will be until the end of time. When ignorant people like you attack other
people because you just don’t like the way they handle their own stress, you make them even more stressed and cause more problems in the world and less things get done because people focus on your stupid anger. The
best thing you can do is sit down, turn on the tv, and play with your crayons. You just have to do what you need to to survive, take a little time out to devote to god, and then go spend the rest of the time making yourself
happy and enjoy life as much as you can because we don’t all have much time on earth. And as for your intolerance of other people’s beliefs, there’s only so much you can do. All you can do is expose them to your beliefs
and hope that they hear it. If they don’t you can’t force it on them. God wants people to choose on their own. That is the whole point in giving us free will. And as crazy as this might sound to you, try to wrap that gumball
sized brain around this. People who believe in those religions that you so strongly despise and think that they are stupid for believing in something else also believe that you are stupid for believing what you believe in. That’s
how it works. But hopefully people like me are out there affecting people’s minds in some small way, making the world a little better even if its only one person. At least it is better than bashing people’s beliefs and cultures just
because you don’t agree. Just stay the fuck out of their business and they won’t mess with you!
I’ve spent way to much time writing this. This has probably all gone right through one ear and through that cavity where your brain SHOULD be and right out the other side. Hopefully for your sake and your kids’ sakes I’m
wrong about that because people really need to start thinking for themselves. And if you are stubborn enough to keep on believing that horseshit, then be my guest. It won’t get you anywhere in life.
-DC-
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 12:14 am | Permalink
dan wrote:
shut the fuck up u retard ur an idiot why r u posting on the internet
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 1:26 am | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
@ X: Now, see, I’m pretty sure that guy wasn’t serious. No reason to get ruffled up.
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 7:41 am | Permalink
Someone Intelligent! wrote:
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m going to break this down for you real simple-like?¢‚Ǩ¬¶.
Since I have absolutely nothing better to do right now than comment on your ignorant and close-minded views on the way things work, I will indulge you on how the mind of an intellectual works.
A. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re obviously retarded. There?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s not a doubt of that in my mind. Granted, for a person with an extra chromosome, you have positively FANTASTIC Grammar. Such as ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPicacu?¢‚Ǩ¬ù. OK. That isn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t even how it is spelled. So even if you did know what you were talking about, and you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t, you were too lazy to google the name to find out accurate information. Even so, how the hell does Pikachu look like Winnie the Pooh? How does he even look like a bear?! Can your brain not process the difference between a bear and a rodent?!!! But wait, I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m not done blowing your false inaccurate bullshit out the water yet. Piko is not a word. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sure you may have found it in your Scrabble Down Syndrome Edition dictionary, but even if it was a word in another language your theory is STILL bullshit! Actually, the rodent-like creature, Pikachu, is based off of a small short-eared burrowing mammal of rocky uplands of Asia and western North America. And ?¢‚Ǩ?ìchoo?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is the sound of sneezing? I know for a fact you pulled that one straight out of your ass. Seriously?¢‚Ǩ¬¶!!!! Did you physically SHIT out your info and type it word for word here or did you just watch a republican talk about how Pokemon is causing all of the world?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s problems on the news and you went to your computer and started talking shit about Pokemon without having any valid information on anything you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re talking about? In fact, from now on I am going to take the liberty to spell out these terribly hard concepts for you enclosed in (these)?¢‚Ǩ¬¶ (those are parenthesis?¢‚Ǩ¬¶)
B. Crack-cocaine? Really??? Honestly, read a history book or do a google search on crack or cocaine. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m sure whatever you believe about that is someone else?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s opinion that you have stolen to cover up for the fact that you are not intelligent. Also, you probably think it makes you sound smart and that you have a strong moral and political stance which benefits society. NO! It makes all the people who actually have enough common sense to know that the phrase ?¢‚Ǩ?ìMore addictive that crack.?¢‚Ǩ¬ù is merely a humerous joke which describes how good the game is or how fun it is to play want to stab you in the nect with a rusty shank. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re blatant misunderstanding of a concept all too simple to grasp is obnoxious and downright embarassing for the human race, not to mention all the followers of God who don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t take things out of context, like myself. (Yes, I too believe in Jesus. I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m just not completely useless like yourself.) To take something that simple literally you MIGHT have DEvolved FROM an ape?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. (that is like evolving but backwards?¢‚Ǩ¬¶)
C. As for the other Pokemon, such as the mighty and powerful Metapod which is ?¢‚Ǩ?ìone of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons?¢‚Ǩ¬ù, you clearly didn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t back up your ingorant ravings with any facts. See, here in REALITY, Metapod is without a doubt one of the SHITTIEST and USELESS Pokemon in the game! And how you made the leap to Muslims is BEYOND me! You obviously are so intolerant of other people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs that your brain saw something moon-shaped and instantly you blurted out nonsensical BULLSHIT because you no doubt have no respect for people or as I stated before, someone told you Muslims were bad and you now believe the same way. The character Alakazam is a psychic-type Pokemon. Your hatred for him is obviously rooted back to once when you were little a magician had you reach into a hat to ?¢‚Ǩ?ìpull out the rabbit?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and since then you have been so traumatized by the homosexual act that you have developed a strong loathing for magic tricks and illusionists, when in reality, you knew there wasn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t a bunny in the hat all along?¢‚Ǩ¬¶. This sexual frustration which has boiled in your soul year after year until you wrote this has without a doubt led to your insensitive, ignorant, yet comical hatred for our next Poke-victim, Jigglypuff. Its funny, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re sitting here accusing Japanese companies of being perverted and wrong with their diabolical creation, Jigglypuff, whose sole purpose in life is to apparently seduce children into sexual acts by singing to them. The irony here is outstanding!! Here there is a completely harmless creature who sings LULLABYS for god?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sake, and you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve taken it to a whole new level by making this not only about sexual orientation, but also adding the date-rape aspect into this to top off the delicious hate-filled cake with layers of intolerance and ridiculously biased personal opinion with a warm gooey communist filling. What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s with you and your fucking conspiracy theories!? What?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s next you fucking maniacal lunatic? Is the Pokemon CEO?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s ultimate evil plan was to fool the minds of the American children into thinking that Jigglypuff is innocent and sweet when actually when he sings he breaths a toxin formed from rohypnol and morphine? (that?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s the date-rape drug and the seditive used to numb people in surgery)
D. You?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢re an asshole.
E. For fuck?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s sake!! If I had lent you MY comic books and you burnt all of them in a campfire you were sharing with your perfectly ?¢‚Ǩ?ìgood-hearted?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and ?¢‚Ǩ?ìplatonic?¢‚Ǩ¬ù friend and pastor, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d have been down so quick, you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d wish you had one of those super-heroes to save your ass. Then you?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢d be in court paying me for damages and destruction of my personal property. The reason those comics are written is to entertain people, not to be an icon for them to worship! I am all for the fact that Jesus is ultimate in life, but saying that Spiderman is taking away from Jesus is just pure hypocritical bullshit! That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s like saying you should never watch anything on TV, the computer, or movies because actors take away from Jesus, you should not have a house because time you spend there is time your could be spending in church, you shouldnt work because you could be at church praying, you should eat or sleep or use the bathroom because you are taking away from time you could be devoting to Jesus. That is entirely ridiculous. If god had wanted to make his children mindless drones who worshiped him
continuously all day long without rest, then he would have done so. Instead he gave his children free will and emotions so they could experience life and enjoy all the happiness and sorrows that life brings. He created this world for us and he intended it to be a place where his children could be happy and enjoy themselves. And through time as people advance in technology and culture, we constantly invent new forms of entertainment to keep ourselves happy and cheerful in life. Just because your pastor has something against Comic books, doesn?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mean that it is rooted in Satanism or Occultism. Your pastor is NOT god. He is NOT Jesus. He is NOT a prophet. He is a man who teaches the word of god. And guess what!? Man has FAULT. As much as a pastor teaches the true word of god, he will no doubt implement his own opinions into his sermons. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s because he might interpret something different than someone else would. That is the fault in man. No one human on earth is capable of knowing exactly what god means when he says his word in the Bible but you do the best that you can do and you ignore people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s opinions and you form your own opinions and try to make sense of it by yourself. Self-enlightenment is more fufilling and meaningfull than sitting in a pew staring as some old codger rant on and on about god message. To truly be a servant of god, you need to find your own way to interpret the Bible and follow it. You pray and if you truly are his follower you will know what is right and what is wrong. That is called a conscious. God gave everyone one of those and that is how he tells you what is right and wrong. The thing you need to do is make sure you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t let people and their opinions change your conscious or you will be lost in a sea of confusion and will never be able to judge correctly agaiun. But enough for my religious lecture, let?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s get back to the shitty blog.
F. The game of Pokemon is NOT satanic in any way. It is no different than any other cartoon, tv show, movie, or children?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s show. If you really wanted to you could sit around ALL day long and pick apart every thing on TV and the internet and connect it to something that is morally wrong. But there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s a fine line between trying to be ?¢‚Ǩ?ìmorally correct?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and inducing yourself with paranoia. You claim that this game lures kids away from god. EVERYTHING lures EVERYBODY away from god. Its called temptation. God knows about temptation since he sent Jesus here to die for all of us. Since then he understands why humans do what they do. Its how we are made. Just by simply going to the bathroom or reading a stop sign you are focusing on something other than god. As I said before, if god wanted us to be focusing on him all the time he would have made us that way. When he sent his son here, he realized the fault and the good in free will and he only asks that you accept him as your savior and to follow his teachings to make humanity a better place. But people like you who want to blame everything all the time because you simply need something to blame ruin the way people get along. In these days, with the declining economy in so many countries and the slow degrading of the planet, not to mention all the pressures of everyday life such as working, eating, sleeping, raising family, having a partner, making friends and beleiving in something, people NEED things like TV and games and activites and clothes to focus on. This helps us occupy our mind and takes pressure off of us when things get too rough on us. This is just how things have always been. This is how things always will be until the end of time. When ignorant people like you attack other people because you just don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t like the way they handle their own stress, you make them even more stressed and cause more problems in the world and less things get done because people focus on your stupid anger. The best thing you can do is sit down, turn on the tv, and play with your crayons. You just have to do what you need to to survive, take a little time out to devote to god, and then go spend the rest of the time making yourself happy and enjoy life as much as you can because we don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t all have much time on earth. And as for your intolerance of other people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs, there?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s only so much you can do. All you can do is expose them to your beliefs and hope that they hear it. If they don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t you can?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t force it on them. God wants people to choose on their own. That is the whole point in giving us free will. And as crazy as this might sound to you, try to wrap that gumball sized brain around this. People who believe in those religions that you so strongly despise and think that they are stupid for believing in something else also believe that you are stupid for believing what you believe in. That?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s how it works. But hopefully people like me are out there affecting people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s minds in some small way, making the world a little better even if its only one person. At least it is better than bashing people?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s beliefs and cultures just because you don?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t agree. Just stay the fuck out of their business and they won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t mess with you!
I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ve spent way to much time writing this. This has probably all gone right through one ear and through that cavity where your brain SHOULD be and right out the other side. Hopefully for your sake and your kids?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢ sakes I?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢m wrong about that because people really need to start thinking for themselves. And if you are stubborn enough to keep on believing that horseshit, then be my guest. It won?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢t get you anywhere in life.
-DC-
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 1:28 pm | Permalink
Toastie wrote:
I lol’d.
Seriously, wake up and then preferrably die.
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 4:29 pm | Permalink
Jadin wrote:
I’ve really never seen that much ignorance before.
Amazing. You burned his comic books that he spent money on?
You are a jerk. You clearly need to be able to seperate fantasy from ‘The Truth.’
God is real. He won’t mind if you read a book about super heroes as long as you believe in him.
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 6:50 pm | Permalink
John Doe wrote:
I agree 100% with everything “Someone Intelligent!” said, except anything about god, as I am an atheist.
Posted on 01-Apr-08 at 8:19 pm | Permalink
Pok?ɬ©mon fan wrote:
@ anon (194): Are you serious?
There are many replies explaining the countless errors in this article. Did you read any of them?
And let me tell you, anyone with a functional brain would get to one of the following conclusions:
a) This article is a joke. Whoever wrote it just wanted to make people laugh.
b) All kinds of made up stories and “facts”, with the prupose of insulting a great TV/Video Game/TCG serie. Whoever wrote simply hates Pok?ɬ©mon.
c) Probably the greatest manifestation of stupidity I will ever see on Internet (and I`ve seen some really stupid things).
If you still dont understand, then I`m sorry: I can`t think for you
Posted on 03-Apr-08 at 4:17 am | Permalink
Sara Carter wrote:
amen Pokemon Fan and @Someone Intelligent well said people well said.XD
STR just pwned by Pokemon Fan and by Someone intelligent woohoo.:)
Posted on 03-Apr-08 at 5:48 am | Permalink
proud to be canadian wrote:
“Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or ?¢‚Ǩ?ìHentai?¢‚Ǩ¬ù. It concerns a group of teenage human ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPokemon-Hunters?¢‚Ǩ¬ù or ?¢‚Ǩ?ìPokemaniacs?¢‚Ǩ¬ù and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men)”
Learn to read first of all, its pronounced pokey – mon, hence the way its spelled (poke MON)
and second of all, my god you are the most dillusional, ignorant, stupid fuck in the world.
if you believe anything of what you have been taught, you are certainly not going to heaven, if there is one…just by looking at the side where there are categories like homosexuality, canucks, negroes, jews (just to name a few) i can tell you are far from any form of religion, the only religious thing u do is read the bible…which bible is it anyway? the one ive been taught has nothing to do with what you babble about.
Get a life, and some sense please.
Proud to be CANADIAN!
Posted on 14-Apr-08 at 8:14 pm | Permalink
Michael Brown wrote:
Again Shelly, you have just once again proved that if you had a brain cell, it would be lonely!
Posted on 14-May-08 at 10:31 am | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
I am Christian, but your information is flawed.
You in several cases have blatantly perverted information, twisting it to your own desires.
Need I not remind you of 2 Corinthians 11:13 – For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ.
You use deceit to elevate yourself to a status and call yourself a servant of God?
Evolution is not exclusive from religion, don’t introduce underlying currents of racism, comics are not made to undermine God, and Metapod is not powerful
I am quite surprised that you didn’t relate Winnie the Pooh to a Donkeys Feces spawned from Beelzebub.
Do some research, stop being a false profit, and see the good from things, not always the evil, least you become more wicked than you already are. You are far too hateful, the primary vice.
Try to see the light in the World, not the darkness, lest you find yourself in the place your advocate against.
Posted on 18-May-08 at 7:10 pm | Permalink
Captain /co/mmando wrote:
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOR THINKING YOU ARE BETTER THAN EVERYONE, AFTER ALL THE EIGHTH CIRCLE IS FOR HYPOCRITES.
Posted on 19-May-08 at 3:23 pm | Permalink
someone wrote:
1. pokemon is not evil nor demonic, it is a show/game/book made in japan for entertainment.
2 its pokémon (poke-eh-mon) not pokey-men
3. jigglypuff is not gay because it is pink, also jigglypuff is acctually female in the series and mostly female in the games.
4. metapod has nothing to do with muslims it is just shaped like that because it is a cocoon.
5.”The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.” the “pokémon people” said that is was epilepsy because it WAS epilepsy not a demonic possesion.
6. pokémon has nothing to do with darwin’s theory of evolution, it is just a pokemon growing!. you were a child once, have you changed into an adult?.. i can tell your brain hasn’t. next time, before you try to bash something acctually learn about it! right now that thats over, i’m going to play some pokémon
Posted on 25-May-08 at 10:42 pm | Permalink
Sanity Here wrote:
I back up Someone Intelligent 1293494023% because everything this Tristan person has said is completely inaccurate.
I do reject Satan and I do believe in my homeboy God, who is the Savior of my soul.
But seriously? You sling all this crap about Pokemon being Satan, when its not.
Why would Satan want everyone to mistake his work as some stupid cartoon?
Satan is smart. As much as we hate to admit it, he has got a head on his demonic little shoulders. Sure, God is about a million billion trillion times more intelligent, but why the hell would Satan be like, “Yea I’ll spite evil in some Japanese people to make a story about a bunch of cute little creatures that create trustworthy friendships with people and everyone on earth will blame it on the cartoon and I will get no credit whatsoever.”
No.
I don’t think anyone is that impractical or stupid.
Especially someone who had a full-fledged battle with God.
Sure, he lost, but still. None of us are nearly that smart. Its clear, looking at the state of the earth that God has given us and what we’re doing to it.
Posted on 26-May-08 at 7:54 pm | Permalink
Satanic Bear wrote:
Book burning and Nazis.. geee strong connection there……
Posted on 18-Jul-08 at 1:32 am | Permalink
God wrote:
LOL You’re stupid. No heaven for you.
Posted on 21-Jul-08 at 10:45 pm | Permalink
Hawk Johenson wrote:
What on earth?
1: Pokemon is not a hentai. Its a Japanese Cartoon. GET A CLUE.
2: Comics aren’t meant to drive people away from God or Jesus. They’re meant for entertainment!
If you’re going to bash something, DO YOUR F***ING RESEARCH!!!
Posted on 28-Jul-08 at 10:46 pm | Permalink
David Joshua wrote:
I just have to say I am both shocked and amazed at the ranting and clearly lunatic ravings of the above poster calling herself “Someone Intelligent!”.
Not only are the pink and yellow gay evil forces of Namyekop infiltrating “Someone Intelligent!”‘s mind, but they are setting her up for the biggest fall ever: the fall into the twisted Pokeyman realm! These are dark times indeed. I implore you, readers, to heed Shelley’s warning! Do not be seduced by Pokeyman!
With the next series of hell-quakes just around the corner, I ask you–no I beg you–to turn the other cheek when Ghengis Khan Junior’s creation of wickedness attempts to lure you onto the pink and yellow gay path of evil. Pokeyman has successfully claimed the requisite 666 innocent souls every hell-quake season. Don’t let yourself or your children fall victim!
I offer this plan of defensive action against Pokeyman hell-quake-induced daemonic possession:
Wrap tin foil around your head and genitals. Do not be stingy and do NOT use aluminum foil! Aluminum is one of the gay elements favoured by Satan and the dark lord of Asia, Abazagorath, the horned daemon who controls the powerful forces of pink and yellow and gayness.
Be wary of the upcoming hell-quake season! The Winter of 2008/2009 will see violent Pokeyman seizure-inducing hell-quakes on a weekly basis. Wear your tin foil and remember to stop, drop and roll!
Duck and cover if you come into contact with a JunglePouf or a Pekochi! They are easily recognized by their pinkess and yellowness, respectively.
Trust No-one! Your family, your friends, your classmates and colleagues are probably all Pokeyman spies. Don’t let them talk you into being gay or playing with Pokeyman-style images. And DON’T let them fool you into removing your tin foil!
Please, I cannot stress this enough, people.
I know, I know … most of you readers who deny my message are already heavily into Pokeyman and it’s “gaytanic” rituals. You may claim otherwise, but you have been seduced by forces most evil.
Fight Namyekop and God Bless!
Posted on 10-Oct-08 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
raydred wrote:
i haven’t laughed so much in sometime
Posted on 21-Dec-08 at 5:57 pm | Permalink
Jacob Plackett wrote:
This is why christianity fails. IT’S A FUCKING GAME, YOU IDIOT. IT ISN’T REAL. Also, satan isn’t real. Evolution is true. Creation is a lie.
Posted on 27-Dec-08 at 9:00 am | Permalink
MtQ wrote:
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
Ahaha, hentai? What the fuck?
Btw, its called SCIENCE FICTION.
Oh yeah, satan came out of the tv when I was watching pokemon. Yeah, me and him had a goood long talk. /sarcasm.
My god, successful troll is successful.
Posted on 27-Dec-08 at 2:40 pm | Permalink
MtQ wrote:
Ign didnt say shit about more addictive then crack. Fuck you.
Posted on 27-Dec-08 at 2:44 pm | Permalink
Name is required so I'll just throw this in here. wrote:
To the author;
1: I hope this is a joke.
2: Get your facts straight, for example, Hentai is a form of porn, Whereas Pokemon is an anime, the japanese equivelent to America’s Cartoons, and Winnie the Pooh was written by A.A.Milne.
3: Learn to spell.
4: The Asians are not out to “Convert children to the devil”
5: All you did by incinerating the comic books was waste money and paper, they were not “Satanic” or “God-hating”, they just wanted some scary looking monster designs, and they weren’t perverts, they just wanted the character to appeal to male audiences.
6: Evolution was just given as a way of transforming.
7: Crack was just used as a metaphor as it is something addictive.
8: I’m sure your neice would have preferred to play a (very fun) video game than whatever the hell you had in mind. Christianity is about being kind to people and thanking God, not about Censoring everything that could possibly be even the slightest bit related to something other than Jesus Christ. Is Christanity in America the same as when the pilgrims went to America? Are you still burning “Witches”? No, so don’t act like it is when condemning anything that you aren’t familiar with, it’s stopping the world from progressing.
It’s a game, it’s not satanic, it’s not evil, no matter how much you want it to be, it’s all in your head. If it had something blatantly obvious then yes, I’d see your point, but it’s no reason to burn it. It isn’t a sin to you play a game that has the devil somewhere in it, if it were, you’d all be damned for reading the bible.
The characters in the game will not do anything to you, it’s a series of pixels making up a shape because it was coded to do so. I’m not sure how do drill it into your thick head, but the countless comments above sure didn’t manage to.
Also, I’m Christian and I believe in evolution and things like that. Just because it didn’t say in the Bible doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. It didn’t say it didn’t happen, did it? When he created man, didn’t he create something and shape it in to man gradually? The clay could have been a metaphor for the species’ before man.
Please don’t be stupid and give us Christians bad rep by doing things like this. Just let people buy the game, let children have fun RPing, or playing video games, It’ll actually help them in later life if you don’t block out the bad things at all.
And all magic is illusion, none of it is “Satanic” or “Evil”, it’s just a clever trick pulled off via physics. As you seem to have only just discovered protons I’ll expect you don’t understand a word of science so I’ll leave you to research that. Although I hope you try somewhere decent since all the info you had in this blog is utter bullsh*t.
Long comment is looooong.
Posted on 27-Dec-08 at 5:53 pm | Permalink
Name is required so I'll just throw this in here. wrote:
Making a second comment.
Rereading this, it appears that EVERYTHING in it is a joke, so never mind.
But if it’s not then Christianity has reached a new low.
And that’s coming from one, so don’t call me biased.
Posted on 27-Dec-08 at 6:00 pm | Permalink
Chris wrote:
In your movie review for Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you said it’s appropriate for ten year olds and older. So, pokemon is an evil nasty porn show with homosexual themes and intense violence plus drug references, but texas chainsaw massacre is good family entertainment that teaches values? You need serious help, miss. Get a brain, PLEASE!
Posted on 30-Dec-08 at 9:54 pm | Permalink
Electrice wrote:
I guess you had to do a lot of research in order to eff this one up a lot, huh?
Posted on 07-Jan-09 at 2:28 pm | Permalink
LOL wrote:
I can’t believe how many of you are actually taking this article seriously. This joke is so blatantly obvious, you are calling Tristan the retard? Ha that’s hilarious, perhaps you people need to stop taking the internet so seriously
Posted on 11-Jan-09 at 5:11 am | Permalink
Sonic wrote:
You are so fucking retarded it’s unreal.. Also Metapod sucks and he’s not rare
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 11:58 am | Permalink
The Wolf wrote:
Simply put, you write an article without the proper citations needed to prove that any information you’ve put forth onto the internet. You’re extreme, radical ideas are utopian at best, and you’re close minded attitude will always keep you where you are. Garbage like this, placed on the internet is just clogging people’s heads, and to be honest, you’re a little too unrealistic for even the most basement-dwelling of creatures to accept what you’ve written.
On that note, I’ll also point out the striking similarities between you and radical Islam, Adolf Hitler and his Nazi following, and the idiot Westboro Baptist Church. To radical Islam, you tout your belief as the only way to possibly achieve what you assume everyone is aiming for. Your mind is closed to the possibility to another answer, and even the consideration of other people venturing to find their own answer. You respond to anything foreign to your beliefs with unfounded anger, and you will pull the worst out of anything to strengthen your belief that everyone is wrong but you.
Adolf Hitler and his Nazi followers would destroy anything that they believed would bring people to any other conclusion than the Nazi way. Books, signs, and radio stations all fell prey to this march over the freedom of belief, Hitler making every attempt possible to crush the hopes of the people these books and such reached out to.
As for the Westboro Baptist “Church”, there’s little to be said that isn’t said in the news about them. They’re a failed church, note the lack of capitalization, that shuns the idea of a caring Jesus Christ so they may rain annoyances down upon people in pain, and within struggle. You remind me strikingly well of these people, and I’m going to watch this… because I have this misguided hope that one day, you’ll open your eyes and be a different, better person.
Of course, if I were a betting man, all my money to my name would be in the pot that says you died a wicked old woman with the same misguided close minded idealism that has brought you so little support from those around you.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 12:48 pm | Permalink
Rightist~sansculotte wrote:
I am agog at your unbelievable lack of any sort of logic. Seriously Shelley, seriously? Why do so many of my brothers and sisters in faith have to be so damnably stupid? Pokemon are just another harmless children’s fad, its just another cash-cow Japanese franchise. There is honestly nothing to read into in these products, they are just oddly shaped animals that use their own names as calls, and they throw various superpowered objects at each other for fabulous prizes.
Yes, that’s literally it. Now I suggest you speak with someone about your malignant paranoia, or stop posting these silly damn stories of yours.
Of course, if you intended this article to be a joke, then I applaud you, as it managed to annoy me severely.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 1:13 pm | Permalink
sage wrote:
Exellent article. God bless. 9/10
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 1:22 pm | Permalink
Nice. wrote:
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Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 1:57 pm | Permalink
tauren wrote:
Get your facts documented, please, you may not believe in evolution, but as people said you’re wrong with the information of Winnie Pooh, and read at least a Pokédex webpage to put information about these IMAGINARY characters. There many other TV shows more dangerous about this, for example Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, where two children own the Death as their best friend, owwww, they have the demonic power of commanding Hell’s forces! Again, get more documentation if you’re going ro blame about something.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 3:36 pm | Permalink
Satan loves you wrote:
This has got to be the most hilarious thing I have read all week.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 3:52 pm | Permalink
SATAN wrote:
FUCK YOU BITCH YOU’RE AN IDIOT GOD IS A LIE
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:05 pm | Permalink
Anonymous wrote:
I call troll. Let’s not feed it, people.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:24 pm | Permalink
Anonymous Poster wrote:
Hilarious trolls posting on here in response to this Godly article, hilarious. I’ll be laughing even more when you burn in hell!
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:27 pm | Permalink
that one wrote:
At least learn the proper spelling and pronunciation before you attempt to argue a point, also it’s Christians that you that make non-Christians hate Christians
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
young geezy wrote:
fantastic troll, had me laughing long time.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
Khallamaz wrote:
Super cool story bro
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:45 pm | Permalink
Mike wrote:
Thank the Lord above that you destroyed those vile things before they could corrupt your dear sweet niece. This country needs more good Christians like you to take us back to the G*d-fearing principles America was founded on.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:49 pm | Permalink
FFS wrote:
YOU’VE MADE ME HATE CHRISTMAS NOW, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!?
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 4:55 pm | Permalink
Pokemon Defender wrote:
Hey, It’s against my religion and self to be rude, but let me set you straight, most kids don’t know about all these things, and without the knowledge of what anything in the game that “You” think symbolizes Satan, or worshiping occults, or being Homosexual can only be recognized by some one that makes false accusations, sure jiggly puff may act gay, but they had to put in at least one feminine character to make it so its a game with masculine and feminine characters. You should not be so quick to judge these games and comic books, for they are fantasy. None of these were meant to come alive and affect peoples lives, that’s like saying just because Jesus got nailed to the cross that he likes pain, or gave the idea to be nailed to the cross, and trust me, i believe the christian faith, but i question people like you that spread your opinion in a negative way, just because “you” feel as though It is the correct way of living, and even if you say I am incorrect there is no proof that We were put on earth to live in the positive manner that you believe in, and I don’t believe in Satan, and I would Never, I grew up with these games, and they only affected how Intelligent I truly am because these educated me, with problem solving skills. They had no negative affect on me, in fact It taught me no matter what there is always a path in life that you have to work for and train for, and there is no easy route out. Comic Books are fantasy, and help kids open up to their creative side of life, just like you offspring. Also the Evolution process in Pokemon has almost nothing to do with Darwin’s widely-known theory of Evolution. Evolving in Pokemon is like becoming a higher class of a human, once you where a baby with little or no control over your power to use fine motor skills or great motor skills, and so when the Pokemon become more experienced with how to defend their master, like an animal in real life may do, they become more experienced and have a change in appearance, its not saying THAT WE EVOLVED FROM LVL 1 APE, God help you. You must see that your deliberate ways of thinking that your way of life is purest and nothing that you do not believe in is real is, well “stupid”. There is not 100% that anything in the christian fate is Correct, It could be one cleverly thought up myth, and what happens if you are wrong about the gods that you believe in and their really is no Heaven. Then what? You have to be open to all possibilities of what the world, and not hold anyone back from it, because they might just turn out narrow as you are. I know you are trying to spread the word of what you believe in, and do the right thing by trying to help people but you must accept that people must help themselves, and god must help them if necessary, If there is one, which I believe there is. All I’m saying is don’t label something bad if it goes against you’re beliefs, Just follow in your heart what you believe is right, and don’t ruin it for others, because they don’t always have the same opinion as you might, and that is what “I” believe is bad.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 5:19 pm | Permalink
anon wrote:
Brilliant satire, I tip my hat to ‘shelleytherepublican.’
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 5:33 pm | Permalink
JESUS H. CHRIST wrote:
YOU. ARE. A. BAD. PERSON
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 5:42 pm | Permalink
Jamie T wrote:
You know who else burnt books? The nazis, that’s who.
Your website sucks out loud and stinks of fail, and you’re a pathetic fundie twit. Although it is amusing that you feel so threatened in your “faith” by trivial works of fiction, so thanks for unintentionally providing some entertainment. You colossal moron.
- Jim, scared that people like you dictate policy
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 6:01 pm | Permalink
Dangun wrote:
QR
Oh my god. I need to talk to you about “thinking”. It doesn’t sound like you do it very often, I should teach you how to.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
Tabby wrote:
Ok, Look. You crazy phyco nut case!
I believe in Jesus and God and Satan just as much as the rest of you. But I grew up with Pokemon and Digimon and all that jazz, and look where I am at. I’m not “sitting in a vat of my own boiling vomit in Hell.” I’m not possessed and God still loves me. Where the hell do you get the right to judge this game, you are not God, and he will not love you more for this. If you don’t think it’s right boo freaking hoo. Keep your damned opinions to yourself!
And if you do decide to right a huge spiel about something at least get the facts straight!
Pikachu actually is “Pika” which is “thunder” and “Chu” which is “mouse”, so truly it means Thunder Mouse!
And if Jigglypuff is “gay” and “out” so be it!
What if Jigglypuff is a girl? Hmm? What then?
Think about it while you rot in hell.
For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. Mk. 4.24
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 6:37 pm | Permalink
Kevin wrote:
…Sigh. This is why we should kill people like you.
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 6:53 pm | Permalink
She Who Must Not Be Named wrote:
lol nice job trolling.
…You…are trolling, right? If not, have fun being disgusting and racist!
Posted on 15-Jan-09 at 11:06 pm | Permalink
OhYou wrote:
Lol you aren’t serious are you???
Anyway make more articles like this cause I wanna read more lololololol but this time why not write an article on the EVIL politics.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 1:58 am | Permalink
Whatnow? wrote:
Prepare for a huge helping of NERD RAGE! when this reaches the image boards. Oh wait…
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 3:48 am | Permalink
A NORMAL Person... wrote:
I have never laughed at utter crap so much in my life till i found this site… religious nuts crack me up at times, but i suppose if you feel the need to fill the internet with more crap than whats already in it then carry on, just get your facts straight before drooling on your keyboard again
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 11:14 am | Permalink
ILovePokemon wrote:
I peed my pants when I saw this.
Looks like I’m going to play Pokemon in hell then. :/
Too bad.
Hentai is Japanese porn. Horny little fifteen year olds draw Misty, Dawn, May, ect. in no clothes. Not Nintendo.
I’m not gay but… what if your son was gay? Would you call him a “sinner”. If their happy with that someone don’t call them a “sinner” for being happy.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 12:01 pm | Permalink
Whatnow? wrote:
Dis ere blug now belongz to da orkz!
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 12:16 pm | Permalink
Kevin wrote:
For someone that talks a lot about the Bible and of what is right and pure you sure are one hell of a hate monger.
I have been raised by a good old fashioned Christian family. I have been given the choice (yeah choice, God allows us to chose weither or not to believe seeing as free will is a gift) to accept God or to make my own conclusions.
If God cares so much as to what children are entertained by and threatens us with HELLFIRE AND SUFFERING then he/she/it is not the all loving creator I was born to worship.
YOU are the reason that there are wars in this world.
YOU are the reason that there is ignorance and fear when there is no need of it.
YOU are the one that closes the open mind in fear of the devil, which I believe works not through me. But through YOU!
God lives within all of us, he is love. Each and every human being needs to understand that the path to spiritual freedom does not lie in some old book, but within US. We ourselves carry the power to be rid of sin, to be rid of fear.
Stop creating fear, stop coming to conclusions without actually gaining knowledge of what you speak of. The fact that you even fear a devil means that he has you.
~Kevin~
“It’s just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It’s only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.” ~Bill Hicks~
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 3:51 pm | Permalink
Fuckwit wrote:
Successful troll is successful.
You are one lulzy motherfucker.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 4:33 pm | Permalink
Psssssssssssst. wrote:
hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
If your niece is six, then she’s going to school. She already knows what a Pokemon is. And probably how to make them evolve. <3
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
Alastair Potts wrote:
I think this was meant to be a joke…
if so, nice one. If not, you’re a spaz.
but I found it funny either way.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 5:03 pm | Permalink
Raiden wrote:
All right. I would like to point some things out in the Pokemon section. Not only is it sad how little research you did into the topic, but just how ignorant you seem to be. 1) Hentai is xxx rated Anime, which is Japanese Animation. I see you are one of those super-christians who would love to see the end of kids using their imaginations. I’m sure that you have a huge problem with the old sesame (sorry, can’t spell) street because Oscar smoked a cigar. Anime is Japanese (Not foreign junk, please, if your going to flame something at least bother to look up what kind of ulture it comes from.) if you say Japan is foreign junk, then that’s insult to me and my CHRISTIAN family who comes from Japan. Now, Pokemon (Pronounced Po-kay-mon in America.) Your attempot to pronounce it is also say, Pokemon is called “Pokketto Mosuta” in Japan (Pocket Monstars. Pokemon is just an abbreviation. But, more to the point. Evolution is just the terminology used. I can’t say I don’t have a problem with it, but actually Evolution is basically Metamorphosis, which was created by god, thus promoting creative design over evolution. Now, on to the Pokemon themselves. Not only is your sad attempt to spell bugging me (Are you three?) but so is your inconsiderate talk towards Japan. It just so happens, that there are people who are Japanese out there, if you want to teach your little niece to become a racist retard who dosen’t understand the concept of spelling, keep doing this. Second, metapod is extremely common, and it is in no way supporting muslims, it is a cocoon, please deal with it. Ah yes, Alakazam, he is no more supporting any “Occult” then you are. Sure, he’s psychic, but then, god may have made beings capable of telekenesis, the possibilities are endless when it comes to him. Jigglypuff sings lullabies that put people to sleep, there are the mechanics there. Also, gay? How the heck did you come up with that? Before you set fire to thse products, I propose that you research more on the subject before you go off on baseless rants.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 5:50 pm | Permalink
raiden wrote:
I noticed more flaws in your reasoning.
1) Pikachu is an electric yellow rat. Whinnie the Pooh is an obese bear. Not the same.
2) Pokemon does not have “Game Points”.
3) Sexual debauchery? wtc? You have done no research.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
Raiden wrote:
And third and finally your making me want to denounce my christian beliefs. seriously, if christians go off flaming people like this, i don’t want to be part of it.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 5:59 pm | Permalink
Blah wrote:
That is Hentai you udderly dumb person! >=| Your evil as anything.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 6:13 pm | Permalink
A smart person. wrote:
THIS IS TOTALLY GARBAGE! ALLAH FOREVER! PRAISE ALLAH! Pokemon isn’t hentai you retards. Hentai is pornographic material, Pokemon has no nudity in it!
I could pull a metapod out of my ass. That is how COMMON it is. And its weak as hell. Before you retards rant about something, make sure you research it…
BTW, I’m a Christian and I think all of you conservatives are retarded.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 6:28 pm | Permalink
RageGuy wrote:
Oh? so you’re the slut who deserves the throat cut and her intestines gutted out? Yeah well. To tell you the truth bitch, Pokémon dosen’t turn your children into satanists. You are just a greedy whore who dosen’t like Pokémon simply because your an extremely religious whore. Get a job. Get a life. Or else someone will end it.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 6:56 pm | Permalink
AdvancedK9 wrote:
You, my friend, are a F(_)cking douchebag that has no life and no respect for innocent men with wide eyes.
You F(_)cking B!tching racist whore that has no respect for little creatures.
And trust me when I say: Jesus would damn you to hell for f(_)cking racism. I think you need to get a life, as you are probably already too close to the Jee-man’s personal space.
Thank you for reading this, rate this a 10 if you think thi bastard needs therapy
AdvancedK9
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
Your Mum wrote:
You fucking dicks who writ this are twat wankers and you should go and fuck your own mothers. You motherfucking cunts.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 7:15 pm | Permalink
Joe wrote:
You have no fricking idea what you’re talking about.
You don’t have a hell of a knowledge about Pokemon.
Hentai?
Wow.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 8:52 pm | Permalink
Taylor wrote:
You’re a fucking retard. Hahaha
Did you even read this over before posting this?
You sound like a god damn ignorant evangelical pussy.
Do you think God is going to let you into heaven for being such a pious prick? You think you’re so much better than everybody don’t you?
I hope a bunch of Pokemon come to your house and Hyper Beam your ass.
Posted on 16-Jan-09 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
Paul wrote:
I will pray for your soul, so you can bring Jesus into your life and leave your hateful, deceiving ways behind
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 1:54 am | Permalink
Whatnow? wrote:
Oh and you DO know that the Pope has accepted evolution as possible right? That science is the answer to ‘how?’
and religion the answer to ‘why?’
Is the pope, the voice of God a heretic?
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 2:41 am | Permalink
Whattt? wrote:
Do you really believe in what you just said? Very innacurate stuff ya said there. Pokemon is not a Hentai (thats Adults only; contains sex,drugs,basically +18)
Pokemon is an anime, Its not from 4Kids, it was made in Japan and then translated into English in America.
Im pretty sure Winnie the Pooh has no relations to the main character pikachu. Pikachu doesnt evolve in the series but it could.
Metapod is weak and powerless, can be easily caught and caterpie evolves into a metapod such as a caterpillar into a cocoon.
There is nothing sexual about pokemon and its for all ages. Many people enjoy the show, even some adults.
Im also certain that the evolution of pokemon has nothing to do with evolution and Homo-sapiens and that type of stuff.
Its meant to be entertainment for people of all age and to be enjoyed. Im sure most people dont even think about such stuff, its just a cartoon. Theres stuff way worse than this.
Over-reacting, much?
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 2:46 am | Permalink
I love PKM wrote:
Pokemon is pronounced Poke-Mon And Oh My God I cant stand this is an OUTRAGE! POKEMON IS NOT BAD! FIRSTLY MEDAPOD IS ONE OF THE WEAKEST POEMON OUT THERE!! tHIS IS HORRIBLE YOU MUST BE SOME DEFORMED APELIKE CRETURE WITH NO BRAIN TO THINK POKEMON IS ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!
-CC
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 3:51 am | Permalink
Leroux wrote:
…You’re joking, right?
People like you are the reason people like me take pills.
And you call yourself a good Christian.
I’ve seen good Christians, and you’re definitely NOT one.
I can basically say nothing that hasn’t already been either screamed or presented to your arguments, except that you need to expand your horizons.
Superheroes are very much like that Jesus fellow. Though, while Jesus may’ve died for our sins, superheroes inspire us, entertain us, and give us hope. Jesus, while an awesome fellow, just isn’t a superhero. I’m pretty sure that the “dying on the cross to save us from our sins” superpower won’t catch on with the youngsters, as suicidal material is something people tend to avoid. And “perverts?” Have you seen some of the Catholic pastors? Not everyone has you’re values. Most of us see the theme there as “romance”, not “perversion”.
And eternal salvation, while a good thing, isn’t enough to deter anger over a few damaged goods. If I burned some of your possessions, claiming that your “eternal salvation” was worth the cost of your house, you’d think I was a madman! So why would it be okay to burn comicbooks that someone else owns?
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 11:35 am | Permalink
Charlotte wrote:
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you’re a retard.
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 12:44 pm | Permalink
Zyflair Griffane wrote:
I am shocked to see someone as wrong as you mess up the truth like that. NOT ONE of your facts were correct.
1. There is a massive difference between Anime and Hentai. Pokemon is Anime.
2. Your picture of epic fail was not one of Pikachu evolving, but rather using an eletrical attack.
3. The infamous episode of Pokemon that caused several children to have seizures was Porygon, not Pikachu. The flashing lights caused them when these kids watched them in a dark room.
4. Pikachu and Winnie the Pooh have hardly anything in common. Pikachu was give its name as a portmanteau of the Japanese words pikapika, an onomatopoeia for electric sparkling, and ch?, which is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a mouse’s squeak.
5. Uri Geller never paid Pokemon. Rather he sued them since such a similarity.
Get your facts straight before looking like a dumbass. Have a good day.
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 1:24 pm | Permalink
Dog shit > Your stupid beliefs wrote:
I laugh at this article.
Though I’m sure all you cocaine addicted dumbasses who are all “omg u right <3″, I laugh and say you’re wrong, on so many levels.
First of all, Fanastic Four, and Marvel comics are fucking awesome. The real Fantastic Four are the four named shits for wanting to be expelled from their bodies.
Second, comic books stores are just a place to get comics, among other comic involved things. I’m guessing you think The Simpsons and Comic Book Guy are satanic for having such a hilarious character place? lolno.
Third- Pikachu is just using a move, it’s not evolving. And, it’s called Anime, not Hentai. Hentai is a disgusting form of pornography. And, the point of the whole capture evolve thing is to have fun, like the entire point of Pokemon itself. It’s trolls like you who try to ruin it who are the satanic ones.
And, those Japanese kids had fucking seizures. I’m guessing you don’t know what one is because your retarded ass will see a light, say OMG ITS GOD and immediately go into one. You must have been typing this for like a year, since I’m sure the computers light transition gave you multiple seizures :p
Fourth- Metapod is just an evolution of a bug, like your niece.
Alakazam- Kids aren’t tricked into saying anything “occult”, whatever the fuck that means. They just call attacks, and it does whatever the fuck it wants.
Jigglypuff- The ultimate source of LOL. I think Jigglypuff can only be female, so I don’t think it can be male-gay. It’s not sending a message or anything, it’s just lol.
By the way, the people who agree with you are all trailer trash cunts, obviously for agreeing with you.
And, don’t compare Winnie the Shit to Pokemon. Rather, compare it to yourself, author of this article; You are both obese, dipshitted dumbasses who would rather spend their day molesting children than entertain. Though I am sure molesting is your job.
I can’t wait to show this to my friends, it will be funnier than some fun shit we did last night, lol.
It’s mega blind Christians like you that have God guarantee you a spot in hell.
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 2:37 pm | Permalink
Seriously wrote:
Holy sh!t you stupid fu(king whore, seriously, go pop out another kid then kill yourself, it’s people like you that are the shit stain of society, and I think it’s time we washed you all off with a high dose of BLEACH along with all the other religions. REASON > RELIGION, and since you’re brain points only to RELIGION you lack REASON.
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 5:13 pm | Permalink
Smartie wrote:
This article, is bullshit. There’s absolutely NOTHING at all correct in this article. I hope you’re happy, because Pokemon is an incredibly respectable fad with a large fan base. Many of which, I’m sure, want to burn your britches.
have a nice day
NOT
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
joe wrote:
I must say, please stop ridiculing the author. I absolutely denounce what he is saying, as a pokemon trainer and gym leader(yes, there are online gyms now, though not official). I would like to clarify that what he/she says is wrong. however, I know it would gain no ground as it would not convince the author. therefore, I implore all those who just enjoy the games of pokemon, and those that enjoy how the game has brought people together to enjoy such a wonderful game: turn the other cheek. ignore these who turn a simple game into an agenda, and they shall fade away, and the face of christianity will be brighter for it.
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 6:40 pm | Permalink
Cheesecake Factory wrote:
This thread is now about cheesecake. I enjoy Turtle the best. What do you think?
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 7:53 pm | Permalink
raquel wrote:
you are loony and stupid.
1. pokemon is an anime not hitiai(sp)
2.jillypuff is not gay and most of the time a girl.
3.metoped is a weak usally pokmon.
4.dont get me started about pikachu.
5.if its so bad to evolved then how came everyone and everything dose??
6.NOT A THING YOU WORTE IS TRUE
i hope you rote in hell!!!!
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 10:29 pm | Permalink
The Power of Three wrote:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST ARTICLE EVER! Ok, there are 2 distinct differences between “Pokemon” evolution, and “Darwinian” evolution. You’re accusing Pokemon of teaching children the evolution theory? Darwin’s evolution takes place over millions of years, while different organisms adapt to their enviornment. Pokemon evolution happens quickly, and suddenly, during their own lifetime.
About that whole possesion thing? Yeah, that’s becasue there were flashing red and blue lights, causing the brain to function improperly, causing seizures, idiot. BTW, That’s Pikachu, using it’s Thunderbolt attack, not evolving.
Metapod is one of the rarest and strongest pokemon? GIVE ME A BREAK! It’s one of the WEAKEST, STUPIDEST ONES OUT THERE!
You think people paid pokemon to put Alakazam and it’s pre-evolutions in? THE WERE SUED FOR PUTTING IT IN!That’s why today, the last “Kadabra” card that was made, was more than 4 years ago.
Jiglypuff? IT PUTS POKEMON TO SLEEP! It doesn’t cause drunk-like transes! WOW!
It’s people like you who drag Christianity out too far. I’m a Christian myself, and if any of this bullshit was true, I wouldn’t be allowed to play pokemon, because I have overprotective parents. If anything at all was wrong, they wouldn’t let me have anything to do with it. We learned in Church that you CAN drag Christianity out too far, like you are doing right now.
If you have nothing more to do with your life than insult pokemon for no good reason, you need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend, and GET A LIFE!
Posted on 17-Jan-09 at 11:28 pm | Permalink
Jesus wrote:
You’re stupid. I hate you.
I bet you’re fat.
Stay outta Heaven.
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 4:30 am | Permalink
The End IS Nigh wrote:
/facepalm
/thread
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 4:41 am | Permalink
The Real Batman wrote:
Truse Christian, you’re a troll, and it’s obvious you’re trolling people.
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 12:15 pm | Permalink
lol wrote:
itt 1000 rookies get sent to hell
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 1:43 pm | Permalink
AZ wrote:
This made my day.
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 4:01 pm | Permalink
The Anti-Christ wrote:
Are you people serious? I still don’t understand why your religions tell you to procreate as much as possible, when it’s so painfully obvious you need to be sterilized.
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 4:50 pm | Permalink
Takato wrote:
As a Christian AND a Pokemon fan, I can say, you don’t know what your talking about. There a some things that you say that could be somewhat valid, but for the most part… Hentai means porn. Pokemon is by far, not porn. Nothing inappropriate in it involving sex, or even close to it. Next, you really must not have done your research, if you think metapod is the strongest. Uh… hes pretty useless actually. Then, The seizure thing. That didnt happen randomly, it happened because of flashing lights on the screen. Ever since then, anime comes on with a disclamer saying “When watching anime, please make sure to keep the room well lit, and not to sit too close.”
And finally, i would like to say to all Christians, Isn’t God about love? So do you really think he likes it that you speak hate about people? If they are wrong, and L’m sure I have faults too, come to me with compassion, and love, not hate. because THAT is the devil. If you say i hate people who like pokemon, or i hate people who do thos or that… then, i believe at least, your missing the point of why god put us here, AND, to those who dont know anything about God, and sees a post like this, just make them think your bigots, weither you are or not, its what comes across. Shouldnt we be sending a better message? Instead of hate, why not love?
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 10:36 pm | Permalink
ProudLiberal wrote:
You do know Winnie-the-Pooh is a Canadian idea, right?
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 10:37 pm | Permalink
ProudLiberal wrote:
Actually, other posters might be right. Its either British or Canadian, or some combination thereof. My point still is that its not American.
Posted on 18-Jan-09 at 10:39 pm | Permalink
Joshua Ward wrote:
ok you are so fucking funny! Ok you seem t have misunderstood the series. Pokemon (pronounced, pokey-mahn)(the e in pokemon is pronounced in japan as a long e, becomeing ee, pokeemon, it also stands for pocket monsters or pokemon for short) the image of pikachu “evolving is actually of pikachu using thunderbolt or thundershock. Pokemon is an ANIME, the japanese word for ” animated comics”. Manga is the japanese word for comic. Hentai means “pervert” and porn is ecchi (softcore). and another thing, the word evolve in this context means “gradually becoming greater ” like ” microsfot word is evolved version of the typewriter”. No where does pokemon promote evolution or darwin’s theory (and no dumbass, it ISN’T debunked, but creationism IS).
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 1:28 am | Permalink
Some dude wrote:
You know, you hardcore christians really make me sick. I don’t care about religion or whatever you say to me about that fact. all i can say about YOU is this:
Children, and especially 6-year old kids like you mentioned, shouldnt be packed with religion, god, jesus, or whatever. Kids of that age just want to have fun. You people think just because Pokémon doesn’t involve religion, god hates it, and therefore you should hate it too?
Kids should be more encouraged to watch these cartoons and play these games for the mere fact of having fun. It’s people like you who make the world a dull place by acting as if religion is everything.
And here’s a fun and scientifically correct fact:
GOD ISNT REAL, NONE OF THAT BULLSH*T EXISTS, OR HAS EVER EXISTED!!! SO CUT YOUR CRAP AND TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY IMPORTANT AND REAL IN LIFE!!!
(boy i really hope some of you people get heart attacks after reading that :-P)
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 8:24 am | Permalink
Thomas mills wrote:
tomjmills@hotmail.co.uk
Contact me if you wish to discuss this topic. I’ll try to be polite and nice but…
YOU FAIL whata load of BULLLSHIT. Srsly email me anyone who agreed with this crap and I’ll prove you wrong. Atheists FTW!
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 9:44 am | Permalink
Full Moon wrote:
What the hell!!!! You are giving false information! You cant even spell thier names right! You have to be the worst journalist ever! You have got the whole concept misread. I mean seriously, satanic?! Maybe your the one on crack! It is a harmless thing! and hentai is japanese animated porn! Not a cartoon that they would show on tv! I have loved pokemon for 8 years! I have never found anything wrong with it! You are are making parents look up “pokemon hentai” and that is why they think its bad. Do you want kids to read this and think you are telling them to look up pokemon hentai?! Talk about mental issues if they see that! i suggest you fix the article and get the hell off the internet and leave harmless pokemon alone! P.S. Does pikachu even look like a freaking bear?! Its a freakin mouse!!!!
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:06 pm | Permalink
Random wrote:
You are mentally retarted. You are so blind. Pokemon is a anime, not hentai. Hentai is porn. Were you watching pokemon porn [is there such a strange thing?] ? Pokemon hunters? No, they are called trainers. No one worships pokemon. We play the game as a hobby. Fun. I’ve played pokemon since I was 4. You are a true idiot. Making claims with false facts. Me? Yes, I am insulting you. No. Don’t you think for a second I’m a athesist.
One more thing: articles like this causes some people to become athestists. Any questions?
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:19 pm | Permalink
Sam Johnston wrote:
We here at STR.com are currently in mourning for our friend Tristan, a great Christian and true American. I find it deeply upsetting that so many of you come on here and insult his memory and question his wisdom so soon after his passing. I have the compensation that Tristan is now dispensing truth in heaven, while you liberals will all burn in hell, but still, I think you should show some more decency.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:24 pm | Permalink
SixaxiS wrote:
LOL, you may see all that messed up religious stuff in Pokémon, but then again, how old are you?
Imagine a kid of about 6 to 10 years old playing a Pokémon game, or watching TV. All they see is colorful characters, because that’s all they want to see!
I know everyone has the right to post whats on his/her mind on the internet, but the way you describe your vision on these things makes me wonder why you post at all you close-minded b*tch. You’re just begging for people to hate you!
—
That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
—
If i was that guy, i’d call the cops on you for willfull destruction of property, and judging from the cover of that comic, you burned one or more rare and collectible, not to mention extremely expensive, comic books that could be worth more than $300 EACH. No wonder he got pissed at you. And to top it off you repaid him with lousy christian cartoons with nothing but lame jokes. What makes you think you have the right to destroy someone else’s property? That’s against the law, b****! and not even your precious religion is above the law. You think “the lord” is gonna keep you out of jail?
you know what? why don’t you give me your adress so i can knock some friggin sense in your small head?
anyone wish to discuss this any further? feel free!
sixaxis@live.be
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:29 pm | Permalink
Meh wrote:
“People who go around with stuff like tellebubbies are homosexual, unicorns are Satanic, etc., are trying to invent thrills in a religion that is already thrilling. God’s Holy Word contains all the religion I need.”
I asked a great man, and a Christian too. This is what he had to say. What do you have to say to that?
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:51 pm | Permalink
SixaxiS wrote:
lol…no really
you actually think Nintendo and Game Freak intended to smite christianity with their games and animes? GET REAL! They want children to have sex with each other in dirty ways like ALL kids these days. (that, and make profit, but that’s beside the point)
Open your eyes, walk out the door, and breathe the air of the world around you, instead of living in your own little world doing what you think is right in God’s opinion.
I never actually believed there were people as arrogant and self-righteous as you guys until i found this website.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:53 pm | Permalink
Phoenix wrote:
I’m sorry for er Tristan.
Wisdom? No. This is not wisdom. Stuff like this corrupts minds. I bet my stepdad read this a few years back. In fact, I belive he did. He told me about it. We talked and concluded this is stupidty.
Burning in hell? What breed of christian are you? Do you think God would approve of you saying that to…,well most of these recent posters are 8-23 years-old.
Alright guys. We should leave these er…people [?] alone. Try to comment with reason. Most importantly: don’t forget we are PBers. Do post here with care.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 3:58 pm | Permalink
Full Moon wrote:
Your are fucking retarded!!! Maybe you are the one on crack! How could you think pokemon is satanic?! Oh yeah, cause’ the first thing I think of when I see a cute little yellow mouse is satan and cheap winne the poohs. Its a fucking mouse not a bear dumbass! Uri geller?! How the frick is he satanic?! I like to bend spoons, maybe im satin. Wow you are messed up if you think pokemon is against God!
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:12 pm | Permalink
tom mills again wrote:
tomjmills@hotmail.co.uktomjmills@hotmail.co.uktomjmills@hotmail.co.uk IDIOTS
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:23 pm | Permalink
[ImpulseRAYQUAZA] wrote:
Wow, this thing sucks. I happen to love Pokemon, and it is not as addicting as crack. The cards are not supposed to magical. Wait, Pooh-bear is a frickin’ stuffed animal that walks and talks! Why aren’t you convinced that he was raised by witchcraft? :O
Noticed those capital letters in my name? Yeah, POKEMON. RAY. QUA. ZA. Dragon. :P
HAHA! What then, ugly?
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:30 pm | Permalink
That Guy wrote:
I believe that the poster knew nearly nothing about the game whatsoever. Nothing seems to be truthful in the entire post. :S
And by the way, the amount of American pride in this is annoying as hell. Does it really matter what area of the world you’re born in that much?
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:31 pm | Permalink
SixaxiS wrote:
oh lets talk about the Winnie the Pooh image you posted:
- Pink background
- Pooh waving and smiling at kids
- Pooh saying “I love you!”
- HE’S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!
But noooooo, nothing’s wrong with THAT!
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:35 pm | Permalink
Dualshock wrote:
let’s talk about Winnie the Pooh for a sec shall we?
- waves, smiles, and winks at little kids.
- looks more like a yellow version of Pedo-Bear
- Keeps using the phrase “I love you!” in various stuffed dolls.
and above all:
- Wears no pants!!!
Isn’t he sexy??
mmmm.
——
But when some superhero saves the day, they call it gay and inapropriate for kids…
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:39 pm | Permalink
Star wrote:
We are very sorry to hear about Tristan’s passing, Sam Johnston. We didn’t know about his death at the time.
However being pokemon fans for many years, it’s understandable we’d like to back up something he was putting down as “Satanic”. Anyone who likes pokemon knows that there is absolutely nothing wrong with it, and if you are to find unjust flaws in something as innocent as pokemon, who knows what else you could find flaws in?
But again, I’m sorry to hear about his passing and my heart goes out to his family. I hope that he lived a good life and is at peace wherever he is now.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 4:53 pm | Permalink
Sixaxis wrote:
—–
you actually think Nintendo and Game Freak intended to smite christianity with their games and animes? GET REAL! They want children to have sex with each other in dirty ways like ALL kids these days. (that, and make profit, but that’s beside the point)
—–
Christians my ass! altering my posts to make it look like you’re right? Doesn’t seem very honest and christian-like to me!
You want us to believe you’re gonna go to heaven while we rot in hell? editing posts like that was your one-way ticket downstairs then!
You wanna gain people’s trust and understanding? then be fucking fair!
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 7:01 pm | Permalink
bailey wrote:
WOW. like kids would be able to figure that out about pokemon. I feel bad for your child.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 8:54 pm | Permalink
deviantdog wrote:
At first i was :|
Then i lol’d :D
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 9:11 pm | Permalink
The Power of Three wrote:
Hmmm… I see that I’m not the only mad person who’s come over from Pokebeach to leave a remark. =/
OK, we’re sorry that Tristan died, and I retract my statement about needing a boy/girlfriend, but still. This is absolute nonsense. As was previously pointed out, this isn’t wisdom. This is quite the opposite. All of these facts are clearly wrong, and Tristan did no research whatsoever. This is just bullshit (pardon my language, ppl), but IT’S TRUE! Oh, here’s a nice fact. YOU’RE WRONG! Pokemon’s not satanic, and has nothing to do with God. God clearly states in the Bible, that there is 1 way into Heavan. To acknowledge that God is your saviour.
What you people fail to realize is that that is how you get into Heavan. Not by doing more right than wrong, not by preaching against every little thing, not by letting people know whether their on a “hitlist” or not. Just by acknowledging Jesus Christ as your saviour, and that he died for your sin, and that God is the 1 true God. If you don’t realize that, then YOU will be rotting in Hell, not us. We do acknowledge God’s existence (at least most of us), and as long as we do that, we WON’T rot in Hell.
PS: you have a hitlist? This is one of the least Christian sites yet. =/ Go read your Bible, and re-read the part where it says that “everyone was created equal”.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 11:07 pm | Permalink
Wow You're an IDIOT wrote:
You are the single most stupidest person I have ever seen in my entire life. Go kill yourself you radical religious nut.
Posted on 19-Jan-09 at 11:20 pm | Permalink
a guy wrote:
You are entitled to your oppinions but before you begin to spread hate, atleast do some fact checking. Your blog is riddled with inacuracies concerning the harmless pokemon card game, it’s running advertisment (the cartoon), and a certain disney bear (who is a taoist by the way)not to mention scientific law.
Posted on 20-Jan-09 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
WARRIOR OF SAVIOR LORD JESUS CHRIST wrote:
DONT YOU FUCKING INSOLENT LITTLE KIDS SEE THIS GUY IS FIGHTING FOR YOUR FREEDOM? LOOK AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN. IT SAYS “THE FREEDOM BLOG”. DO YOU WANT FREEDOM OR SLAVERY? SLAVERY IS BAD. TRISTAN IS A MARTYR FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO GREAT LORD JESUS AND GOD EVEN GAVE HIM SOME SISTERS IN HEAVEN TO HAVE INCESTUOUS SEX WITH FOR BEING SUCH A NOBLE SON OF GOD. I BET YOU’RE ALL GOD HATING ATHIEST IT FIGURES THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT THE CULTURE WAR TO PROTECT YOUR FREEDOM AND PAVE THE WAY TO HEAVEN. IT SICKENS ME TO SEE HOW SO MANY YOUNG CHILDREN ARE MERELY PUPPETS OF THIS DEMONIC CULTURE DOMINATED BY THINGS SUCH AS CRACK COCAINE, NIGGERS, AND POKEMON. WHO IS THERE TO TEACH CHILDREN MORALS ANYMORE, HELL THOSE DAMN LIBERALS HAVE YOU THINKING INCEST IS BAD. HOLD ON, MY SISTER’S CALLING ME SHE SOUNDS DAMMMMMMMMMMMMM HORNY!!! LIVE ON LORD JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 20-Jan-09 at 5:14 pm | Permalink
Emily wrote:
The 1600′s called, they want their puritan back.
What is wrong with you?
Just to clear some things up…
Is it wrong to teach children that a caterpillar goes through metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly?
Let’s look at the key words here: caterpillar, metamorphosis, and butterfly.
Metapod comes from caterpie and eventually metapod evolves into butterfree. See any similarities in the words? Let’s take a look.
Cater-
Meta-
Butterf-
on to those words one can add either
-pie or -pillar
-pod or -morphosis
-ree or -ly
tl;dr You’re on crack.
Posted on 20-Jan-09 at 6:43 pm | Permalink
Zach wrote:
This is WAY off!
Please do research before writing an article.
First off, Pokemon isn’t hentai. Hentai is closest to porn in a animated TV show. Pokemon is FAR from that. Pokemon is an Anime which is simply an animated TV show from Japan.
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
First off, it’s spelled “Pikachu”. Seccondly, this isn’t Pikachu evolving. When Pokemon evolve, it is supposed to be rare. I understand that you don’t support Darwinism, but please just accept that this series includes the rare change in a Pokemon’s features that just happens to be called evolution. The Japanese kids had an epilepsy because of flashing red and blue lights in a certain episode. This episode was never aired again, and it is actually illegal to own this episode in Japan. You will get arrested if you do believe it or not.
“Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.”
Metapod is described as very common and incredibly weak. Infact, in the TV show, it is said that almost everyone has had a Metapod at one time or another. In one episode, there was a battle between two Metapods. They couldn’t do anything. Metapod has no battle moves at all.
Please do not compair Metapod to the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. It is a simple character ment to look like a cacoon.
“Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.”
You were close this time! Uri Geller did have something to do with Pokemon. Even so, he sued Pokemon for having his likeness in their products. He didn’t pay a penny to get this character made.
You don’t win game-points by studying anything. You “knock out” opponent pokemon by using attacks.
Please accept my opinions as I do support this franchise. I accept your oppinions and I hope you didn’t get offended by this reply.
Posted on 20-Jan-09 at 8:25 pm | Permalink
I perfer to remain anonymous wrote:
i suggest this article should be removed, as it brings nothing but endless discussion.
As i’ve come to understand, the author of this article died recently, which means it’s not much good to him anyway.
It has also been proven, and said many times, that this article contains outrageously incorrect information, and spreads the WRONG word, instead of the right word, which i’m sure most actual christians would rather see.
I would also like to use this opportunity to say that God most likely wants everyone to live their life to the fullest, and that especially kids, shouldn’t be kept away from Pokémon and comics (among other things) as they are a simple form of entertainment and relaxation.
I was raised in a highly catholic family, i’m very catholic myself. But i ask for forgiveness when i say this article is pure bullshit (again, sorry for having to use that word…)
Posted on 21-Jan-09 at 3:31 pm | Permalink
Bethan wrote:
Hello. I’m pro-Pokémon, and may I just say that this is absolute crap. Pokémon is in no way anti-Christian, and many of your facts are wrong in this. Metapod is the weakest Pokémon you can get, aside from Magikarp. And do you even know what Hentai is?!? It’s pictures that aren’t good for people who… well, ANY people really, apart from perverts.
Once again, this is made from wrong facts and I bet it was made by a Pokémon hater. So, I like Pokémon and I’m Athiest; they have nothing in common. My MOTHER likes Pokémon and she’s a full-blown Christian.
Also, “Winnie the Pooh loves you” – HOW exactly is THIS more “gay” than Jigglypuff? Jigglypuff can be female too, most Pokémon can.
ONE EPISODE of Pokémon gave epilepsy, that episode was only ever aired once. Then they banned it. And that image is not of Pikachu evolving; it is using its Thundershock.
Honestly, I don’t get adults these days. You’re so retarded, no offence.
~Bethan, the Pro-Pokémon 12-year-old.
Posted on 21-Jan-09 at 4:15 pm | Permalink
Libra wrote:
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Someone got raped by the priest when she was young.
Posted on 21-Jan-09 at 8:11 pm | Permalink
Geoffrey wrote:
What the crap…?
I’m with Bethan on this one; there is not a snowball’s chance in HELL that Pokemon is anti-Christian. They used to be pro-Christian, actually! Now, they’re not pro- anything, really. The whole deal about “evolution” was not really connected to Darwin’s theory. Note how that in the series, the Pokemon evolve once or twice, or none at all, their lifetimes. In Darwin’s theory, mammals evolved over generations.
There is nothing gay about Winnie the Pooh nor Jigglypuff; all just ignorant assumptions. It just tries to show that “sharing is caring” to little girls and boys.
It is true that there were a few episodes were banned in the past of Pokemon. All of them but the epilepsy episode were banned due to offense! Tom and Jerry, Bugs Bunny, and related shows had guns and violence; ten times worse than Pokemon ever WISHED to be! They show hate. Pokemon doesn’t! People didn’t ban those shows! Very little, if any, did people complain about them.
So, what division of Christianity are you, anyway? I’m a HUGE Christian, and I take zero offense to Pokemon; I’ve grown up with it. I’m still referred to as a child, but I’ve lived with it for over ten years now, Christmas of ’08 being the tenth anniversary.
Pokemon is in no matter tied to Satanism, either! They probably shun that stuff.
Bethan, I agree with you; I don’t get adults these days, either.
Geoffrey, the Pro-Pokemon 14-year-old.
And I’m Pokemon’s biggest fan, FYI, Tristan.
Posted on 21-Jan-09 at 8:34 pm | Permalink
MuslimMetapod wrote:
Hell yea them pokeymen can burn in hell with those damn liberals
go operation america FUCC IRAQ
Posted on 21-Jan-09 at 9:32 pm | Permalink
Longcat wrote:
Epic troll is epic. Thanks Tristan.
By the way, you’re really cute. Can I fuck you in the ass?
Posted on 25-Jan-09 at 7:29 am | Permalink
jimmygoddard wrote:
Tristan is no longer part of this project. I can assure you that it is not a troll.
Posted on 25-Jan-09 at 7:40 am | Permalink
Someone Intelligent! wrote:
David Joshua October 10th, 2008 2:03 PM >>
In response to your post.
I’m not a “her”.
and
Go fucketh thou self.
Posted on 25-Jan-09 at 3:47 pm | Permalink
Lucy de Mented wrote:
These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. <– at this I understood that you people are absolutely hopeless. What’s next – you’re claiming that Beethoven is only a dog?
Besides, I highly doubt that any of this writing persons ever has seen hentai. Pokemon may be crap but it’s far from real hentai.
Why can’t you write about something more important, like saying “no” to animal cruelty? Wait, don’t even try that, you all would probably pull of typical “no-research-just-trying-to-act-smart-but-failing-totally” crap.
Posted on 28-Jan-09 at 4:48 pm | Permalink
some person wrote:
there is anime, then there is hentai. Hentai is porn, anime is harmless cartoons.
idiots. burn in hell.
Posted on 03-Feb-09 at 9:12 pm | Permalink
Gonzalo Estevez wrote:
Hi there. I am going to check it, since I saw a comment in another site regarding \”\”. Someone related to giant smarties candy. Thanks anyway.
Posted on 08-Feb-09 at 6:53 am | Permalink
who cares wrote:
you are cracked up lady! you totoally took this the wrong way! You are GAY!
Posted on 08-Feb-09 at 10:33 pm | Permalink
Seigi wrote:
Regarding superheroes.
I understand that it goes against the commandments to worship false idols. But superheroes weren’t made to be worshiped as if they were god. Superheroes are simply people with extraordinary abilities. Some of them use these powers for evil, but some use their powers for good. It’s like anything else in this world. Some Christians are great people who want to spread their love of god to others to uplift their spirits and let them feel loved. Some Christians however spew vulgar lies from their mouths and rape little boys. You shouldn’t boycott comics for what a few of them might show when so many of them have positive things to offer. Just like you wouldn’t and don’t turn your eyes from Christianity if some controversy arises involving it.
If you actually read comic books, you might see that the message in most are inherently positive. Spider-man explores themes of responsibility, for example – “With great power, comes great responsibility.” THAT is a message I want my kids to hear and understand, not “Everything is threatening and scary and evil and you can’t read these.”
Also, you said that a friend had loaned you comic books, and because you disagreed with these comics, you set them on fire? That hardly seems to be a very christian-like thing to do. Destroying another person’s property and then smugly offering them pamphlets? No wonder your friend was mad.
Moving on, Pokemon is not hentai. Please research the meaning of words before using them, especially since you’re arguing against something. Falsely describing a child’s cartoon as filthy and pornographic makes you look like an awful debater.
Also, it’s Pokemon, not Pokemen. And you pronounce it “Poe-Kay-Mon” is on “Edgar Allen Poe/oKay/Monster”.
It amuses me that you claim to know all about Pokemon and how satanic they are, and yet you can’t even spell or pronounce the word. Maybe you should have researched Pokemon by watching it, reading it, and/or playing it, and talking to other children and their parents from outside of your church about what their opinions are, rather than looking up propaganda, gossip, and controversy and trying to use them as the backbone of your argument.
Also, everything you said about Metapod is incorrect.
It is not rare OR powerful. It is actually one of the weakest and most pathetic Pokemon there are. It can only use one technique, which causes it to harden its cocoon to protect itself from attacks. When it evolves, it turns into a beautiful butterfly. Terrifying. Cover your eyes, kids!
If you think that the shape of a cartoon can make children become islamofasciasts or whatever you called them, then you are out of your freaking mind.
Might as well forbid them for looking at the moon, or half eaten hamburgers, or orange peels, or anything else that could conceivably resemble something a crescent moon.
Oh no! That orange peel resembles the crescent-moon that the muslims worship! Lets boycott the elementary school for serving it in a school lunch!
Moving on, Uri Geller did NOT pay nintendo millions to include his likeness in the series. Uri Geller SUED nintendo for millions because he believed that there were similarities between him and the Pokemon Kadabra. So not only were you totally wrong about Uri Geller’s involvement with Pokemon, but you didn’t even get the Pokemon right. Seriously…are you even researching this stuff?
Jigglypuff has always been feminine in nature in the TV show. Feminine does not equal gay. There are many men who appear feminine in appearance or mannerisms (High voice, wear perfume, etc) that are straight, and many men who appear to be a typical straight male (drink beer, watch football, work at a construction site) that are gay. Stereotypes are ignorant.
If your image of every gay person in the world is a small pink singing creature, you need to get out more.
Speaking of singing, Jigglypuff does not lure people into having sex orgies. In fact, its signature move, ‘sing’, is a pleasant melody that causes people to fall asleep happily sucking their thumbs. Jigglypuff’s appearances in the Anime have always been comical and innocent in nature. The most negative part of Jigglypuff’s encounters with humans is that when people see Jigglypuff, they say “oh no!” because they know they’re about to fall asleep for a few minutes when they’re in the middle of something. Which I find to be pretty funny.
How in the world is that threatening?
Maybe if the show proceeded to show Jigglypuff violently molesting the main characters while they slept, I would understand your concern, but nothing of the sort EVER happens in Pokemon.
Finally, saying that Pokemon is more addictive than crack cocaine is a figure of speech. I could say that tomatoes are more addictive than crack cocaine. Would you then refuse to give your children tomatoes because of what somebody else said? I personally love tomatoes. I eat them every day on salads, sandwiches, and even by themselves as slices with balsamic vinegar. Is that unhealthy?
If your children become addicted to a video game and play it to the exclusion of schoolwork, friends, etc then it is your job to monitor their time spent on the device, not to completely ban it from your house just because you think it is satanic. Besides, there’s an enormous difference between a video game and an illicit drug. Seriously, they aren’t even comparable.
Denying your children the knowledge of popular and lovable characters such as Spider Man or Pikachu could be damaging to them because they’ll have been denied fairytales. Did you tell your kid/kids aout Santa or the Easter Bunny? Probably. What if you had never grown up believing in santa? You would be very different because you wouldn’t have grown up believing in something wondrous and awe inspiring.
What if you’d never grown up believing in jesus? That could be pretty traumatizing too, right?
Honestly, this is one of the most ignorant things I’ve ever read on the internet, and while it made me laugh my head off, I felt like I just had to write something to express how absolutely ludicrous your claims are in case some poor soul reads what you’ve written and actually believes it.
Posted on 13-Feb-09 at 9:38 pm | Permalink
Champion of Light wrote:
Let me first apologize, sincerely for not reading all the comments here after the blog itself. After the first 10 or so I started to get queasy from the ignorant crazies that actually frequent the internet. First, I’d like to ask why the writer of this post would lie to people to turn them against something, when if they really were like the writer they’d obviously see it the same way. Being that I played Pokemon for years as a child, I’m actually offended that you say Metapod is the strongest, that’s just silly. Also Jigglypuff were originally seen as female, and pink on a girl was never gay by any standard or culture on this earth last I checked. Also “hentai” certainly is defacing to say the least, being that this is called “Anime” and hentai happens to be the pornographic version of Anime, in which case Pokemon obviously does not fit. I’d say enough people covered the origins of pooh so I’m sure that got the idea across, but you said Super-Heroes were graven images lol. They’re supposed to be fictitious symbols of justice and wholesome morals, so when did we start burning people at the stake for that? This is the type of rubbish that holy wars are started over, when people who live in bubbles lash out irrationally at things they don’t understand. It’s one thing to assume that anything that goes against your religion is damnable, but it’s completely different to assume everyone in the world knows your religion, and believes in the opposite just because they don’t fall into your worthless idea of culture. Oh, before I go letting the writer have all of my “Judgement” A person left a comment stating that Genghis Khan made a deal with a demon who had a hebrew name by the way, to curse american children to worship the devil. Now, do they just look for names in history to ravage and turn into their lies or do they really believe this crap? First off America wasn’t around when he died, and even if it was, Khan ruled most of Asia, which is nowhere near us, and he really had no structured religion, so I kinda doubt he knew who the devil was, and would have any reason to curse children. It’s because of the fact people like this that I pity our world’s population. Zealots hate nothing more than a person who does not choose a side, and make no mistake these are zealots and they’ll do more harm than anything.
Posted on 13-Feb-09 at 11:55 pm | Permalink
Yuzu wrote:
Fail article is Fail.
You could have at least done your research before bashing something.
Posted on 14-Feb-09 at 1:11 am | Permalink
soviet wrote:
lol this made me laugh, metapod being the strongest you dont have a clue.
Also pokemon is nothing like devil worship and is not hentai do you even know what hentai is? I believe in god and Jesus Christ because I am a catholic but this is going to far. you need to do research before posting this stuff.
Posted on 14-Feb-09 at 4:04 am | Permalink
Christ Is God wrote:
This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever read.. I’m glad you are so bias.. Please go live in a cave with the rest of the religious extremists so that pokemon doesn’t poison your mind..
Also, if you are going to do some research on something then you should really be accurate in what you do.. You seriously have no idea what Pokemon is about.. Just wow.. If I were to meet you in person and you spewed this to me then I would have to smack you with a stupid stick for a full week.. That’s how stupid you are..
Posted on 14-Feb-09 at 4:06 am | Permalink
I am Lt. Sean, hear me rawr! wrote:
WOW!
SUPER EPIC LOSE FAIL!!!
If any of you super crazy, non-liberals read this, go buy a Pokemon game, beat all of it, and tell me if you find anything wrong with it.
Do not listen to this woman if your life depended on it.
Go into any modern science class, and you’ll discover Darwin’s “theory” isn’t much of a theory anymore, it’s a completely, 100% real FACT OF LIFE.
Deal with it, move on, and always remember, You Can’t Put a Fish in a Letter!
Posted on 18-Feb-09 at 1:13 am | Permalink
TheMan370 wrote:
I never bid believe in that one.
Posted on 20-Feb-09 at 12:00 pm | Permalink
LKani wrote:
lol whut?!
This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. You fundies really need to chill you know? Winnie the pooh is cute for 3 year olds, but honestly let your kids grow up with some dignity.
And. . . Pokemon, WTF XD THE YELLOW PERIL SPFFFFFFT HAHAHAH
Muslim Metapod. Rare Metapod? My God, people are so ignorant these days, I really worry about the gene pool.
I should show this to my friends, they’d lol.
Also . . . I wonder if this blog has made it to 4chan yet? Many lulz would be had. . .
Posted on 21-Feb-09 at 11:10 pm | Permalink
Alastair wrote:
Hi, I’ve read a few of your ‘articles’ before, but this is my first comment. I just couldn’t resist explaining how you are wrong in just about everything you said.
1, Winnie the pooh is not Fran Posner’s original character. The disney version may be, but to be honest, the disney version is like a slim shadow of the original books, by A.A. Milne. Round one to me.
2, So a friend loaned you some comics…and you burnt them? Do you not think it would have been more sensible to give them back to him and say: “I don’t agree with the message of these comics, take them back, I don’t want them” See, that way, your friend keeps his comics and you get to make your poit while not being a complete bitch.
3, Pikachu is a mouse, not a bear. Hence its name “The electric mouse Pokemon”
4, Pokemon is not Hentai. Hentai contains explicit sex, extreme violence or similarly adult themes.
5, The protagonist of the games and anime are pokemon trainers, not “Pokemon Hunters” or “Poke-maniacs”. In fact, while these two characters do exist, they are actually portrayed negatively.
6, Don’t believe it was epilepsy? Fine – flash red and blue lights in front of an epileptic and strangely enough, they will have a fit.
7, Darwin’s theory of Evolution is widely accepted. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Maybe you’ll do us all a favour and get lung cancer while doing so.
8, Caterpie evolves into Metapod to represent a caterpillar going into a cocoon. In fact, when Caterpie was shown evolving in the anime, it actually wrapped itself up in its silk, exactly like a real caterpillar.
9, Pikachu is a copy of Winnie the Pooh? Maybe you’re the one on crack…
10, Metapod is common as muck and hilariousl weak. And its shaped after a coccon. Go figure.
11, Uri Geller tried to sue pokemon because Kadabra resembled him. So no, he did NOT pay to be in the game.
12, Occult techniques? What the HELL are you talking about? I mean, how “occult” can you get with ‘A’ button, ‘B’ button and a directional pad? Plus, there’s no such thing as game points.
13, Jigglypuff are actually mostly female, so I uess your prejudices don’t apply to them. Plus, Pink doesn’t actually mean gay, strange as it sounds. After all, “white” people are in fact pink, are we not? And Jigglypuff sings lullabies to send its opponents to sleep. How you managed to work sexual themes into that, I have no idea.
14, It is okay to be Gay. So even if you were right about Jigglypuff (which you weren’t) it just means that its spreading a message of tolerance and love. Oh dear, you fail life.
15, You like Jack Chick too much. Seriously, your niece is more likely to rip your eyeballs out for being such a prejudiced son-of-a-bitch. And yes, I do mean son.
Posted on 23-Feb-09 at 4:49 pm | Permalink
Spinzaku Kururugi wrote:
Okay,first of all,whoever posted something about the Chinese,go fuck yourself. I’m sure the Lord wouldn’t be happy about your racism. SECOND OF ALL,POKEMON IS A FUCKING ANIME/GAME FRANCHISE. GODDAMN,IF YOU’RE LIKE THIS,THE BEST GAME FOR YOU WOULD BE “Bible Games” for the NES.That was a very shitty game.THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT’S BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY ANGER,AND ALL OF MY SORROW! SHINING FINGER SWORD! GO! GO! GOOOO!
Posted on 26-Feb-09 at 12:19 am | Permalink
"Jesus" wrote:
I feel sorry for the people around you.
Posted on 05-Mar-09 at 10:36 pm | Permalink
Jezza wrote:
Honestly this is one of the biggest bullcrap I have ever read. When I first read this, I spotted like several flaws right away:
“Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.”
Hentai is nothing more than animated japanese pornography. Honestly, WHEN THE HELL WAS POKEMON EVER CONSIDERED HENTAI???
“They are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God.”
Uh huh… since when was pokemon ever afficilated with pornography? And how DOES it lure kids away from god?
“These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: “Evolve!”"
This is the crap I’d be expecting from another ‘person who thinks pokemon are considered evil’, what the hell is with you people thinking Evolution is evil?
I mean in history, humans were descendants from apes and we got scientific proof for that. Or maybe the fact that you people didnt notice the caterpillar ‘changing’ into a butterfly.
What about the pill bug or the hedgehog? Or maybe the tadpole? Surely evolution is pretty much considered normal.
“An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. When this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
Once again, Pokemon is not hentai >_>
And get your facts right, this is Pikachu using Thunderbolt, Ash’s Pikachu has never ever evolved before.
And the show has never caused epilepsy before in the outside world, only one episode contained an episode that gaves others epilepsy, but it wasn’t aired outside Japan at all.
“Demonic Passion…” yea right, It’s natural for a kid to be interested in adorable plushy like animals.
“It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:”
Kids are inspired by animated cartoons or drawings of fantasy.
This is just stupid, thinking kids will be ‘inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship’ just from getting interest in pokemon…
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Once again, do your research properly before you come up with another stupid idea of inciting others to argue angrily with you.
Metapod’s is rare and powerful? Dude, that pokemon is a very common and one of the weakest pokemon in the game. And what did you expect from a cocoon like pokemon? Next thing I’d expect is people complaining that a Kakuna looks like a dildo >_>.
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult – it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
Occult techniques are nothing but bullshit, surely you can’t believe in them? I totally doubt anyone in the world will have psychic powers enough to bend a spoon upon gaze. The idea of this is pretty downright stupid really.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Jigglypuff is gay? No way! So you’re saying everyone who sings is considered gay? My how insulting and rude, not to mention sexist!
You know, there’s a major difference between sleeping and enticing others into a ‘drug-like trance of sexual debauchery.’ The idea of this is so stupid that it’s almost laughable.
Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
Well it’s natural for a child to be addicted to games. And dont you DARE compare games with drugs, there’s major differences between them:
Firstly drugs can poison and kill you, games can’t.
Secondly, even if drugs didnt kill you, it can still horribly cripple you for life given that you overdose, games can’t.
Thirdly, it’s hard to get off drugs, games it’s easy (well not as easy but it’s certainly much easier getting off games than drugs).
And pokemon games are the same as any game, since when did anyone ever consume one and go hyper?
I would sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash.
Now you’re calling pokemon Satanic Trash now? Boy, if Satoshi Tajiri ever read this, he’s gonna flip at your insult and views towards pokemon.
And for fucks sake, pokemon is not evil! Just because pokemon evolves doesn’t mean it’s gonna strongly influence christianity. And I assure you if anyone else was in your nieces position, I highly doubt they’d be thankful of a collection of Jack Chick tracts >_>.
Overall, how many faults have I pointed out?
This is by far the worst trash complaint I have ever read. Pokemon aren’t evil, they’re just animals in a childs fantasy.
Posted on 17-Mar-09 at 6:32 am | Permalink
Anti-Christ wrote:
omg im laughing so much at you jezza said enough oh and your “jesus” would probally laugh at you just as much if he knew about pokemon and well wasnt dead or 2009 years old but realy you are a idiot and i think im gonna send this to some people just to laugh at you also comic books are meant to have action and i think your friend had a good right not to talk to you i mean say i burned your bible. I hope your niece reads better things then the bible all day i mean realy the bible is not a book you read and say is your favorite
Posted on 17-Mar-09 at 9:30 am | Permalink
Eden wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pokemon hentai since when have these two words been related? First learn what hentai means before posting bullshit such as this. Satanic has nothing to do with pokemon besides which little kid doesn’t like cute cuddly furry animals? Metapod is a hard to find pokemon? My little bro is flipping over there because he “encountered” another one in his game. Besides if you hate evolution so much than give me enough proof that there is a God before attacking something that is backed up with real FACTS! THATS RIGHT FACTS I BET YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TO BACK UP YOU BS THREAD HUH?
Posted on 17-Mar-09 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
... wrote:
Every one of you is an idiot. This is obviously a joke.
Posted on 17-Mar-09 at 8:33 pm | Permalink
Christian Gamer wrote:
Not only is this article laughable, it is also ridiculous. Issue one, Japanese Animation is called Anime, not Hentai, Hentai is Japanese Drawn Porn. Issue 2, False Info on Pokemon: Pikachu’s name comes from Pika, the Japanese sound effect for lightning strikes, and chu, the Japanese sound for a mouse squeak. Pikachu is actually a mouse, not a bear and only resembles Winnie the Pooh in color, also, Pikachu chooses not to evolve in the Anime, that screenshot is of one of its attacks, Thunderbolt. Metapod isn’t rare at all, it is the 2nd form of Caterpie, a caterpillar Pokemon, thus Metapod is a cocoon from which a butterfly Pokemon called Butterfree will come from. Caterpie & Metapod are actually too of the most common Pokemon, not rare at all. Metapod can only use one move, harden, and it is rarely found in anyone’s party. Uri Geller actually SUED Nintendo for allegedly using his image without his permission. Jigglypuff’s signature technique, Sing, doesn’t make people or Pokemon enter a drug-like state and partake in sex, it makes them fall a sleep. Issue 3, taking things in a way as to support your debate: “More Addictive than Crack” is just a way of saying that something is so much fun, you don’t want to stop. Issue 4, the Occult: The occult is never mentioned in Pokemon, be it the games or the anime, you are never taught about it in the games in anyway. You only learn strategy and try to become a Pokemon League Champion, stop an evil organization, and try to catch all of the Pokemon (if you wish too). There also isn’t a point system in Pokemon. Issue 5, homosexuality: they never reference any sexuality in Pokemon media. Jigglypuff is a species of Pokemon. In fact, you can breed Pokemon, and only with male and female Pokemon, never same sex Pokemon. Because I know someone will use this in someway sexual, you never, ever see the act, even the old couple who gives you the Pokemon egg says “We don’t know how it got there, but it was with your Pokemon”. There is also a move called charm, it will only work on Pokemon of the opposite gender of the Pokemon who had used the move.
Its also pronounced Poke-a-mon, not Pokeyman, hence the accent. Please actually do research rather than saying you did. Its crystal clear to anyone who really knows Pokemon that you did absolutely none at all.
Posted on 17-Mar-09 at 9:02 pm | Permalink
Ezra wrote:
this is great i think i can send this to anyone and they would think of it as a joke
Posted on 18-Mar-09 at 9:20 am | Permalink
Slingshoooter wrote:
You’re so pathetic…
i just have one word for you: RESEARCH!
Don’t talk if you dont know what you’re talking about -_-
idiot
Posted on 22-Mar-09 at 1:41 am | Permalink
PokeLord wrote:
Dude how much time do you have to look through the Pokedexa and misspell stuff that is right in front of you? God you need to go DO RESEARCH!
Posted on 10-Apr-09 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
S.T. wrote:
1Hey lady why would Japanese people support Islam
2 METAPOD IS THE WORST POKEMON EVER 2nd to magikarp
3Don’t really think most people like pikachu anyway but it is the most known
4 Why do you hate pokémon
5 What is wrong with Pooh
6 YOU SUCK AT SPELLING
7 Obama is president you shouldn’t disrespect the President it is injust
8 Jigglypuff can only be Female
9 Pooh is from Hinduisim
10 Slingshoooter March 22nd, 2009 1:41 AM
You’re so pathetic…
this is true
Posted on 13-Apr-09 at 9:33 pm | Permalink
OBVIOUS wrote:
This site is obviously satire. Read #4 in the terms and conditions.
Posted on 16-Apr-09 at 4:33 pm | Permalink
OBVIOUS wrote:
This site is OBVIOUSLY satire. Read #4 in terms and conditions.
Posted on 16-Apr-09 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
pikalover I hate Tristan wrote:
Whoa Whoa WHOA WHOA WHOOOOOOA. Pokemon aren’t Satan’s puppets. To compare to somebody probably 21 yrs. older than me:
1) I am a Christian
2) I’m 9.
3) I’m a Pokelover.
Metapod, strongest Pokemon? *doooiiiink* *eye explodes*
It is so weak, all it does is sit there, and hope it’s whacking its enemy in the face (How can it see in a cocoon?)
Now, you’re Uri Geller guy would NEVER Pay ninty. Now, Pokemon is OWNED by Ninty. Us Pokefans all know that right? *magically puts on a lawyer suit and crowd of pokefans crowd come behind pikalover*
Picacu? I think you mean PiKacHu. It does NOT look a THING like Winnie (HE’S GAY, WHY ARE YOU SAYING A POOR JIGGLYPUFF IS GAY? YOU”RE PARODIZING POKEMON IDIOT!) Unless you’re high. WHICH YOU ARE. Read the top…
HENTAI IS FOR ADULTS, THATS ANIME!
What If I Burned you’re house? Spiderman means alot to some people. I’m pretty sure those Jack Geek tracks didn’t help him any.
You’re NIECE says THE BIBLE is the BEST BOOK EVER?
Maybe it is, but I hope she has REAL books around the house…
PokemOn, thank you.
Hah! Bible Freak! You haven’t heard of the Fantastic Four!
You’re Preacher is right, but not about the, a-um, uh, “GRAVEN IMAGES” Part.
The Evolution part isn’t that bad.
Peace out Pokefans,
The 9 yr old Pokelova
Posted on 17-Apr-09 at 10:46 pm | Permalink
Sparktail wrote:
If this is your entire basis for hating Pokemon, then you are a complete idiot. You are one of those retards who give us Christians a bad name.
Do you even realize that “evolution” really refers to metamorphosis, or that the Church accepts evolution as the way God created species?
Pikachu also has little in common with Winnie-the-Pooh
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Oh, look at the way Pokemon fans rant. Pokemon is so satanic.” You’re wrong. The driving forces are more the fact that you have misconstrued the purpose of Christ, and also misconstrued Pokemon as the Antichrist, and most importantly- AS A CATHOLIC- my crusading spirit tells me that you are helping the devil more than Pokemon is.
You also think that you are so freaking American, but you suck at spelling and you hate liberals irrationally.
Also, psychics and magic are not against God. Reread Revelations, and you will find that God is not calling magic evil so much as calling the users of magic evil. Now shut up.
Posted on 06-May-09 at 12:04 am | Permalink
Zach wrote:
Okay, this is a load of (expletive). Hetai is a genre of Pornography. The word you’re looking for is anime. (accent on the e). While i am a Christian, this is absolute bogus. Jigglyuff sings pokemon to sleep. SO WHAT?!? You are sick for thinking it is in order to have sex with the other Pokemon. I can go on and on about how incredibly stupid this is, but I will not.
I will just close by saying you must be a) an uninformed fool who can’t even bother doing research for an article, or b) an incredibly sensitive person who gets offended by a KIDS TV SHOW! (you may choose both, if you wish)
Posted on 18-May-09 at 5:47 pm | Permalink
$uperLugia95 wrote:
And comic-book stores carry even more dangerous things than Winnie The Pooh…….
Posted on 19-May-09 at 8:55 pm | Permalink
Really. wrote:
I really… really… dislike you and your need to spread fear in order to keep your ideals afloat…
Posted on 06-Jun-09 at 11:27 pm | Permalink
Josh wrote:
As long as we have some momentum in focusing on the negative worked up, lets us have a good ol’ fashioned lynchin’, a book burnin’ and a witch hunt. Then we can get back to finding absurd reasons to bash any and all FICTION LITERATURE except the bible and “left behind.” If we are as lucky as we are STUPID, soon there won’t be anything left to read except for the bible, ironically the best selling piece of fictional literature of all time.
Posted on 20-Jun-09 at 8:34 pm | Permalink
ST wrote:
omg
seriously
wow okay first of all
how is pokemon evil?
oh yea and it aint hentai its anime there is a difference you know
and oikachu looks nothing like whinnie the pooh lol its a mouse for starters.
seriously what is wrong with you
where in the bible does it say that you should look for sin in everything and too disrespect somthing you dont like.
pokemon origonally wasnt meant for young kids anyway .
oh so am i going to hell for loving pokemon?
Posted on 21-Jun-09 at 3:15 pm | Permalink
Your average sane human being wrote:
*sigh*
…You are a stupid idiodic dumbass!!!!!!!!!
Pika=sparkle/spark
Chu=mouse
damn u get at least that right. not to mention… picacu???? WTF… i repeat. WHAT THE FUCK!?!!?!
metapod falls into the category of the 20 WEAKEST pokemon. really!! it’s not strong.
Can you honestly compare by appearance (or any other factor for that matter) PIKACHU to WINNIE THE POOH???????/ they are NOTHING ALIKE
jigglypuff is NOT gay, and so what if it is? and it has NOTHING TO DO WITH DRUGS OR ANYTHING OF THAT KIND.
and lemme explain something in SIMPLE terms so even a halfwit like you could understand……….
“Hentai” is – in the context you used it – referring to “pornographic cartoons”
which…. Pokemon is not.
Pokemon is a story about a boy who wants to make friends with many Pokemon and people while he and his Pokemon train to become strong. They have a dream – to be the best. The story of Pokemon is about a boy who makes FRIENDS. It is about a boy who is FOLLOWING HIS DREAM. Are you implying to your poor little niece that FRIENDSHIP and GOING FOR THE GOLD so to speak is a BAD thing?????????? honestly… you should go back to kindergarten. or a mental asylum. yeah. that’s where you belong.
I could rant like this forever. but I won’t… I have already wasted my time enough on you. Be grateful that I even bothered to comment.
My sincerest apologies to anyone who had to deal with this person in life.
To the parents, siblings, Neighbors, family-friends, etc… I offer my sincere apologies for this person’s COMPLETE STUPIDITY.
and now if you will excuse me… I will be playing my Pokemon game. Good day.
Posted on 22-Jun-09 at 1:08 am | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
Wait wait WAIT.. ok “Metapod” is not rare he’s common you find him everywere.(in a forested area). Alakazam are you shitting me. he was made to look generic.
your are drawing conclusions from your own facts and attempting to support them. you are littlery one of the reasons why i hate cristian’s. i beleave in god yes. but you go to far with your extreamist statements.
better yet were’s my copy of The Malleus Maleficarum.
pokemon is nothing more then a childrens cartoon. oh and on the “Hentai” comment. there is no porn in pokemon.
oh, and that banned episode. sorry but “Demonic possesion” kidna refer’s to being possesed. and in japan you cannot be possesed unless you acually give yourself in and kill yourself “commiting seppuku”.
so i am dearly sorry miss or sir. but you need to get a real life. and stop imposing your views on others.
Posted on 22-Jun-09 at 9:36 pm | Permalink
Drag0nRevoltion wrote:
wow… LOL
sad person
Posted on 22-Jun-09 at 11:26 pm | Permalink
Ass Hole wrote:
u fucking bastard pokemon is for kids and teens, some kids DON’T believe in fucking jesus!!! u ass
Posted on 24-Jun-09 at 2:55 am | Permalink
NJdude wrote:
Why is Jigglypuff gay? Jynx is obviously the gay pokemon. Also, what about Mewtwo being a result of unnatural experimentation? What about Staryu looking like the Wiccan pentagram? Prehistoric pokemon that also support evolution? Ghost pokemon teaching kids to believe in ghosts? Fighting pokemon that teach kids to be violent? Snorlax teaching kids to be fat and lazy? Also, Chick Tracts? Get serious. Those things are one step above toilet paper.
Posted on 26-Jun-09 at 11:25 pm | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
On the above comment.
The pokemon don’t teach kids to be fat/gay etc. if anything the parents have more of an impact.
As a psycology student, parents have 85% influence.
Freinds have 10% and the last 5% is external(pokemon).
Personally there is nothing wrong with pokemon. look at todays youth this “wigger/gangster” movement is having a more negitive impact then pokemon. were’s the articles for that?
Posted on 27-Jun-09 at 4:38 am | Permalink
Masked Jackal wrote:
Is this supposed to be a joke?
Posted on 01-Jul-09 at 10:55 am | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
No, it isn’t.
and it is people like this in the world who make it a horrible place to live in.
Posted on 02-Jul-09 at 4:59 pm | Permalink
Xander wrote:
You want to know what a sin is? Heresy and blasphemy. When you use God’s and Christ’s name to lie, even in his name. I don’t remember Christ’s teachings saying that falsifications in the name of God is the right way, I thought our religion was based around the TRUTH.
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 1:04 am | Permalink
some guy wrote:
are you joking?! because this is a blatent example of the narrow minded majority of America.
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 3:42 am | Permalink
Rasharn wrote:
whoa. ive seen alot on stupid people in my life but come on… you a alone with your opinions man…
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 9:56 am | Permalink
Please, Author of this Blog: READ THIS wrote:
There are many mistakes in your Blog,
1. It’s PIKACHU not Picacu
2. JIGGLYPUFF ISN’T GAY. She’s a girl… and besides, it’s okay to be gay, if you truly love someone, it shouldn’t matter what they are or what they look like…
3. Metapod is one of the weakest Pokemon in the game and easy to catch, and his evolution line is parallel to the Caterpillar/Cocoon/Butterfly line. Caterpie is a caterpillar, Metapod is a cocoon, and Butterfree is a Butterfly.
4. Also, just because Pikachu is yellow, he looks nothing like Winnie The Pooh. That means everything Yellow looks like Winnie The Pooh?
5. The Theory of Evolution is real and has been proven. Regardless if God made it or not.
6. Jigglypuff songs make people sleep, not have sex…
7. What’s wrong with Muslims? Fucking Racist.
This has given me a horrible image of conservatives. I’m an atheist, but I respect other people’s views and so should you. I am a huge fan of Pokemon and am offended by this. You know what you are? A close-minded incestous cowboy CUNT. And since nothing will happen when I die, I type this: HAIL SATAN. Thank you for your time.
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
musical wrote:
ok, listen here. i’m 13, and i’ve been playing pokemon since i was 7. i am not a devil worshipping, god hating, demonic thing.
when pokemon evolve, they grow. they get bigger, stronger, and all around better. your picture of pikachu “evolving” is really a pic of him using thunderbolt, one of his electric attacks.
metapod sucks. it’s found in a forest early on in the games. it can’t do anything, and it’s based off a cocoon. and i’m pretty sure a caterpillar cocoon isn’t based off of the devil.
jigglypuff isn’t gay either. and there are no drugs involved in pokemon and it’s not hentai. hentai is animated porno. when jigglypuff sings, it’s like a lullaby and it makes people fall asleep.
pikachu is nothing like whinnie – the – pooh. can pooh bear shoot lightning from his cheeks? if he did, you would be saying he was from the devil too.
you’re just a freak. i bet you take everything anti-christ. oh no, this ice cream made me fat! it’s from the devil! wait, you wouldn’t be eating icecream cause it’s yummy and good things like that are from the devil.
yea, thanks for making me laugh at you, you dumbass bitch.
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 3:41 pm | Permalink
the dumbass killer wrote:
wow dude your on some serous shit about all this this is why i dont go to chuch i dont know what the fuck worng with u but i think your reading that bible backwards ya fucken dumbass
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 7:09 pm | Permalink
A person wrote:
Upon reading the two articles you posted about pokémon, I decided to leave you a comment. No, I won’t be rude, but I won’t agree with you in any way except in a side-note:
1 – If pikachu (Elecrict mouse pokémon) is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh because he is yellow, than a banana is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh. If a banana, with it’s shape, is similar to Winnie-The-Pooh and similar to another thing you are worshiping a male organ, which is Satanic.
2 – Just because a little pokémon sings and is pink you asume he is gay. Since you are Christian, I may asume you turn things to wine, die on a cross everyday and belive in knights that battled around europe spitting in the cross?
3 – If you work at a hospital and give a donation to GameFreak, than if ANY hospital apears in the game it means you paid for it?
4 – You are SO informed about pokémon that you used a japanese term to call it “pornography with comic characters”, you comited several mistakes on saying their names, you said a pokémon attacking was actually evolving, you said a common pokémon is rare and finnaly you acused an episode of causing seizures when it was not that one to cause it.
Relative to http://shelleytherepublican.com/2009/01/26/jesus-vs-pokemon-the-final-smackdown.aspx :
1 – If you made a great progress in riding America of pokémon why do most of the children in America heard/played/saw the bran?
2 – If your reader fran spoke trully in her e-mail than she should know, as any good Christian, that she was posesed by Satan impersonating Jesus when breaking her son’s game.
3 – Homosexual people live in pokémon shapepd houses.
And the comment I promissed:
If you are a true Christian you should have an open heart untill you have proof the game is evil. Also you should know that spreading rumors is not nice.
With this I leave your site to return when the next post about pokémon needs correction.
Posted on 03-Jul-09 at 11:34 pm | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
I personally love what im reading here. (iv’e posted a few comments)
This entiore site just goes to show you how wrong these people can be.
they think they are going to “God” well they are wrong.
God does not tollerate this crap. jesus, maybe. god no.
Go back before 2010 years ago. god was a vengful, smiting force. have fun in the 8th ring of hell.
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 6:18 am | Permalink
Mike wrote:
You failed. Next time you are going to post an article, please make sure you actually know what the hell you’re talking about. Also, don’t make so many narrow-minded statements about Pokemon…
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 12:26 pm | Permalink
blah wrote:
You guys are sooo funny getting your panties in a bunch about what someone said over the internet…3 YEARS AGO.
I bet he doesn’t even read these comments. Most of you are just repeating things that have been said already over 9000 times before on here. If you’re trying to prove something here, than you’ve FAILED.
Have a nice life.
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 1:59 pm | Permalink
Shelley Goodman wrote:
“blah”
Thanks for your comment but you are wrong. We read ALL the comments on the Freedom Blog.
And yes, we still think Pokemon is very very dangerous. It is corrupting the American family.. big time!
Shelley
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 2:08 pm | Permalink
You Fail wrote:
YOU FAIL SO BADLY
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 2:22 pm | Permalink
The Ugly Truth wrote:
What you said: Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or ?Hentai
What I say: Did you watch pokemon porn by any chance? Because the proper definition for a Japanese animated series is called anime. Hentai is the definition of Japanese cartoon porn.
What you said:It concerns a group of teenage human ?Pokemon-Hunters? or ?Pokemaniacs? and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men)
What I say: How could you have studied Pokemon long enough to not find out that the people who search for and capture Pokemon are called POKEMON TRAINERS? And its pronounced po-kay-mon… not pokeymen.
What you said: That?s right: Evolve!
What I say: Oh boy… I knew you were going to complain about pokemon because it has something to do with evolution…
What you said: The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin?s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.
What I say: Yes… thats exactly it… pokemon was used to teach us about Darwin’s theory of evolution (which is probably true… and im a baptist yet i’m saying that!). I guess you saw past Nintendo’s evil plan to pull people away from God… you caught them. Do you think before you type? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? The Japanese want to do nothing more but immerse kids into their games by adding an extra depth of gameplay to their game by having creatures transform into other creatures. That is all, they are not supporters of Darwin, they are not supporters of Religion; Nintendo is a neutral company.
What you said: If a child can be taught that?Caterpie can evolve into a ?Metapod, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into homo sapiens.
What I say: Ok… that is kind of a stretch for a little kid to even be considering…. and a caterpillar does turn into a cocoon…. Metapod is a cocoon pokemon, and this pokemon turns into a butterfree which is a pokemon version of a butterfly. So you’re telling all these people that caterpillars don’t turn into butterflies? is that it? Oh and homosapien is one word.
What you said: the evil of the Pokemons.
What I say: Why not put yourself under the microscope before you look at anything else? The only true evil in this world is ignoracne, ignorance to knowing what will happen if you pull the trigger of a gun, ignorance for driving significantly over the speed limit, ignorance breaking the law or trying to avoid it. And you, my friend, are showing all the right signs of ignorance.
What you said: It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal ?alternative-lifestyles?and devil-worship
What I say: Ok… I’m interested… whats the devil-ish worship? It must be looking cute, or helping their trainers across the ocean on a stormy day, or becoming friends with their trainers. Those are all sinful deeds aren’t they? (I am being sarcastic)
What you said: Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character?s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and Choo?, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu?s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome Winnie the Pooh?. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?
What I say: So… Pikachu’s name means small-choo…. and that is devilish how? OH and how does it look similar to winnie the pooh? Its yellow…. and thats about it…. does it speak english? does it wear a shirt? is this creature in love with “hunny” and determined to befriend a boy who was probably crazy? If anything, pooh is the sinful creature, stealing honey from bees and always keeping in close contact with his… “friends” (resemblence to gays? who knows?) See? I just made an absurd comment and assumption about Winnie the Pooh. Did it make sense to you? Oh and Pikachu means “electric mouse” in Japanese.
What you said: Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
What I say: Ummm…. no comment…. its not strong, most people hate a metapod because its one of the most useless pokemon, no one likes it enough to keep one for prolonged periods of time… the only reason people even want to get a metapod is so that it will evolve into a butterfree, once again going back to a cocoon turning into a butterfly…
What you said: Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.[/b]
What I say: Yes… that man paid the Japanese to put him in a game… clearly he knew that this would get his word across to the little kids out there… this makes no sense whatsoever, where in the game are you told to study Occult techniques? No where. And where is the point system? Really… tell me…. I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY POINTS I HAVE! I’ll tell you where it is, no where. Because the point of the game is to train and maintain your pokemon, points do not exist in pokemon, the point is not to go for the highest score, the point is to play the game for fun.
What you said: Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be gay?and out Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says?”It’s Okay to be gay”.
What I say: Aren’t most Jigglypuffs considered to be girls? Hence they high-pitched voice. And its singing puts a pokemon to sleep it doesn’t make them hump the closest thing to them with a pulse. And you just took a shot at liberals… whats that have to do with anything? The Japanese don’t even have Rrepublicans of Democrats over there, what would make you say that their Pokemon are liberal then? It’s ok to be gay, I’m not but let whoever is gay be gay, its not a disease or a curse, its a sexual orientation and an alternate lifestyle. And if it does, in the end, send them to hell, then its their loss, they are now going to be punished for their “sin”.
What you said: These are only a tiny subset of the evil characters that are clearly intended to corrupt children.
What I say: I want to hear what Mewtwo is… or Mew… or Dragonite, or Nidoking those pokemon are more evil than the ones you just listed and yet you refuse to mention them, so much for your intensive studying on pokemon…
What you said: Recently I discovered that many of these monsters had been included in a game, marketed by a Nintendo subsidiary called?Game Freak.
What I say: Whats that have to do with anything? Its a company name but thats it.
What you said: Games review site described the Pokemon games as ?More addictive than crack. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn?t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
What I say: why? Why? WHY? Would you rather your kid be addicted to crack or this game, besides, its a figure of speech, he doesn’t actually mean that its more addicting than crack, don’t take it seriously.
What you said: I think this year I shall give her a collection of Jack Chick tracts instead. I just know she will thank me.
What I say: Yeah, your daughter will really appreciate it until the day she comes home and you realized that she has a hickey on her neck, half a burnt joint in her pocket and a vagina so loose that you could fit your head up there without any problems. This is generally what happens to kids who are sheltered from reality by adults like you; just wait for the day to come when you find out that your daughter is snorting percacept through a straw before you reply to my post, the world is a cruel place and your daughter will eventually succumb to the temptation if you keep her sheltered like you do. You can’t hover over her 24/7 its bound to happen whether you find out or not, thats the ugly truth and theres no stopping it.
So I wish you luck raising your daughter, I know several girls who have had parents like you (including my cousin) and who have all ended up the same way, they act like good girls around mommy and daddy but when they leave the house to go to school, they start popping the pills or smoking weed or giving blowjobs to guys in the bathroom. So go for it, maintain your parenting pattern, lets see what happens to your daughter when she becomes a teenager.
Posted on 04-Jul-09 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
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Posted on 06-Jul-09 at 3:54 pm | Permalink
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Posted on 06-Jul-09 at 3:55 pm | Permalink
joe wrote:
Funny stuff. metapod is based of a cocoon not something that will change your kid to a islam religion(and even if it did, who cares). anyway pikachu and winnie the pooh have only colour in commen. Pikachu is a mouse when pooh bear is a …. bear. And pikachus name originates from pika which means electric and chu which means mouse. put 2 and 2 togather and there ya go. next time get your facts right before you go parading your crazy bullsh*t chirstia extremist ways. have fun ruining your kids :)
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:03 am | Permalink
lawlwut wrote:
Pokemon is hantai? lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
do some research.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:03 am | Permalink
lawlwut wrote:
Pokemon is hentai? lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
do some research.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:04 am | Permalink
lawlwut wrote:
evolution in pokemon is more like metamorphisis.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:06 am | Permalink
Vaati. wrote:
LOL!
This is the most hilarious rant ive heard in ages.
Its:
a) WRONG
b) Written by someone who evidently has a more boring life than my left sock.
Release yourself from the shackles of religion and come have some fun with us ok?
We will do our best to help you, you poor sad f**k.
vaati out.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:09 am | Permalink
lawlwut wrote:
evolution in pokemon is more like metamorphisis. As in how a caterpillar becomes a butterfly if you didn’t know. okay. And lawl. Pokemon. evil. You fail. Pokemon isn’t deemed kiddish for a reson.
http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=404321
We all know the tragic tale of the lone Pokémon fan who is unfortunate enough to have a family member who firmly asserts that Pokémon is evil. Given the general diversity of religious beliefs and interpretations, it is no surprise that most if not all popular franchises have sprouted objections from some religious groups, and Pokémon is far from being an exception.
The subject of religious Pokémon-hate, mostly Christian, is unfortunately a rather difficult one as far as Anti-Anti-Pokémon goes, for the simple reason that they are not necessarily wrong about Pokémon in the first place. While I have never personally read a piece of religious anti-Pokémon propaganda that did not contain numerous factual errors about the franchise stemming from lack of research, this is never the root of the problem they have with Pokémon. The actual claims about Pokémon that the religious assert as fact can often be generally truthful.
“Kids who get into Pokémon might become interested in other games like Magic: The Gathering and Dungeons and Dragons.”
“Pokémon has magic and ghosts.”
“There are dragon Pokémon.”
“Pokémon is a role-playing game.”
“There are Pokémon like Houndoom clearly inspired by the traditional idea of demons, as well as a ‘Dark’ type.”
There are those who want to argue with this: Even if kids might become interested in Magic after playing Pokémon, it doesn’t mean they will. It’s not magic per se, it’s psychic powers, and ghost Pokémon are made of gas. The dragon Pokémon aren’t really dragons. Pokémon is more strategy than RPG. Houndoom once saved a Togepi in the animé so it’s not evil, and it’s a cerberus, which has nothing to do with the devil or Christianity. But this is ultimately missing the point; the person who condemns Pokémon for containing magic does not care whether it is called “magic” or “psychic powers”, and the actions of individual Houndoom characters in the animé are not the reason some Christians flinch at Houndoom’s design, which is so blatantly based on the idea of hellhounds that to deny this is bordering on delusional. The reason a great majority of people would agree they’re wrong is not that the above statements are wrong, which they essentially aren’t. It’s that to all of them I can say, “Well, yeah, but so what?” The problem lies in the second half of the argument, namely where the Pokémon hater connects it to religion:
“Dungeons and Dragons and Magic are evil because they blatantly contain evil monsters, demons, spirits, sorcery and magic, and they are evil because the Bible condemns them.”
“Dragons always symbolize evil in the Bible, showing subtle Satanic implications when they are allied with the protagonist character.”
“Role-playing games are evil because they let the player escape from the real world, and this process is warned against in the Bible.”
“Associating oneself with demons or representations of them is to choose evil over good.”
And this is where things have wandered into a dangerous territory. Religious beliefs are the beliefs that people are most stubborn about and least likely to be willing to compromise once they’ve made up their minds, which the religious Pokémon-critics obviously have. You can’t tell somebody who believes that something symbolizing evil in the Bible must mean it is the intention of everyone else who chooses to portray dragons in fantasy that he’s simply wrong and dragons only have this association in the minds of some Christians (and especially not in the East), or that having magic or demons in a game doesn’t mean one would ever associate oneself with any of it if it existed. Much less can one tell them, as I would most like to, that they’re taking the Bible far too seriously. I don’t know the will of the divine if it exists, and if they think they do it is really their business. It is very sad that such people push their beliefs upon their children or relatives instead of letting them choose for themselves, but there is little we can do about it because it is sadly all done in the name of religious conviction, which modern society has effectively made exempt from criticism.
No doubt an intelligent Christian could argue like this about Pokémon on theological grounds, but being an atheist I don’t consider myself qualified for this, and in any case I am rather skeptical about the ability of anyone to convince somebody to leave Pokémon alone when they hate it on religious grounds, even if somebody could put a good case against them on their own assumptions about the implications of the Bible. Essentially, people ought not to bother themselves about a random relative’s opinion of the video games they play. I feel very sorry for all children unfortunate enough to have parents and relatives with the power to prevent them from playing Pokémon if they would like to on religious grounds, because the sad fact is there is not much that can be done to convince them. Some of them may have general misconceptions about Pokémon which can be corrected, but they are rarely the root of the problem.
In conclusion, if your parents won’t allow you to play Pokémon because they have found evidence of its evilness in their interpretation of their religion, you have my deepest sympathies, but I truly don’t believe I could ever write an article likely to move them by an inch in their convictions.
http://dragonflycave.com/religion.aspx
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:11 am | Permalink
Bynine wrote:
You.. are as dumb as a log.
Oh, and you made fun of homosexual people, which is blatant bigotry.
I really hope you were joking, lady..
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:22 am | Permalink
Anon_Kitty wrote:
Sorry, but, Pokemon is FARRRRR from hentai. Hentai has nude images of people. I think The Ugly Truth hit all of the points I wanted to hit besides:
Pokemon is a CHILDREN’s show, lady. By the way, it’s spelled Japanese. Also, make sure you do your research right because you have twisted Pokemon to be something that it is DEFINITELY not. Keep in mind that not everybody in the world is Christian, you gotta be open minded instead of just assuming that another culture is unholy just because its main religion is not Chirstianity. That’s all I got to tell ya :/
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:47 am | Permalink
Phasmatis wrote:
your CRAZY !!!!!!!! pikachu is no where near winny the pooh ! and people wonder why religon is beng looked down upon by today kids, your plain stupidand muslims are good mpeople, keep your mouth shut if you dont no what you talking about you crazy lady, AND PERSONALLY I FEEL BAD FOR YOU!!! you”ll never no the love of pikachu
stupid f-ing u closed minded people
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 10:45 am | Permalink
Kyle Levin wrote:
This is exactly why in public I hate to say that I am Christian.
I am Christian.
I believe in Jesus Christ.
I believe he is the Son of God, and all of that jazz.
But you are just reaching here.
Pokemon is not a satanic, or anything of the sort, series. It’s about kids working together with their friends, and learning about friendship and teamwork.
You are the kind of dangerous Christian that bends the Bible to their will, which really aggravates me.
Just by looking at this site I see many things that are ridiculous.
First of all, yes a black man is now President. But aren’t we supposed to treat everyone as equal, and not degrade them just because of small differences (SUCH AS SKIN COLOR). Also just because he could be of a different religion, I don’t know much about religion, doesn’t mean that he’s going to drag us all to Hell. As the President he’s obligated to lead the country to the best of his ability.
Also on the gay issue. Did Jesus ever talk about homosexuality? From what I recall only a few Apostles did, and the thing is, that the Apostles WERE MEN. They were not God. Sure they could talk to God, just as we can, but they were not anything close to a God. And if Jesus forgives all your sins, then what difference would it make? If there was no purpose for it homosexuality wouldn’t exist.
You are the Bible-humping Republican that so many Americans are afraid of.
Get your facts straight.
Don’t put your opinions off as facts.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 11:03 am | Permalink
bigFish wrote:
you are crazy! pokemon is a fun game and you know what? i kinda learned how to read from these games. And jigglypuff gay? How stupid can you be. most jigglypuff are girls. and pikachu a copy of winnie the pooh? pikachu is a mouse that can generate electricity. does that sound like winnie the pooh? o my god ur that retarded?
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 11:09 am | Permalink
Angry Pokemon fan wrote:
HOW DARE YOU.
Do you even know what the word “hentai” means?
POKEMON IS NOT HENTAI. NOT /ONCE/ DOES THE CLOTHES COME OFF. IT’S FAMILY FRIENDLY, IDIOT.
And it’s pronounced “POH-KEH-MON”, NOT “POKEY-MEN.”
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 11:41 am | Permalink
(: Is happy wrote:
First of all, im 9. SO I watch alot of anime. Even Hentai (AKA Not gonna include that >.>) But pokemon (Pronouced POKEMON) is for kids. Pikachu is not any thing neer Pooh. I hate pooh >.> Metapod in this state is the worst pokemon from Kanto region. Jigglypuff only make them sleep like babies and then write magic marker on there faces because nobody listens to her. Alakazam is physcic, so he can bend spoons on his own. Not like he wacks people with them >.> Last but not lease, THERE POKEMON TRAINERS. They train there pokemon to evole to there next stage and become pokemon champions.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 12:09 pm | Permalink
lemar4595 wrote:
God, people like you are so stupid, I hate fucking religious supremists. God needs to make a higher intelligence in people than making them ignorant, idiotic, and imbecile.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 12:49 pm | Permalink
Ven wrote:
You seriously need to get your facts straight before you write anything. I’d like to clear a few things up for you about the pokemon you have listed here since you obviously did no research on the topic you have done.
Pikachu: The only thing Pikachu has in common with Winnie the Pooh is they’re both yellow.
Metapod: Metapod is a cocoon, one of the weakest pokemon, and is an extremely common pokemon. It has nothing to do with religion, and it grows into a butterfly.
Alakazam: It’s name comes from the common “childrens” magic phrase “abra kadabra alakazam”.
Jigglypuff: I’m not sure where you got “gay” from. Only reason I can think of is because it’s pink. As for it’s Sing it doesn’t put anything into any sort of trance. It’s Sing is like a lullaby, and puts people to sleep.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 1:50 pm | Permalink
SycOh wrote:
Honestly, Pokemon isn’t bad in any way or form. I don’t know how the hell you can call Jigglypuff evil. If you honestly believed that Pokemon is more addicting than crack, obviously your smoking crack. It’s called a joke, learn how to take one.
Also, Japanese cartoons are called ANIME. If you want something to corrupt a child, look at Sailor Moon. When they’re ‘transformong’, they’re actually naked and the skirts they wear are tiny. That will corrupt a child faster than Pokemon will.
I suggest you do farther reaserch before bashing a beloved show by thousands.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 2:18 pm | Permalink
Nat 619 wrote:
…Wow. This has to be a joke. No-one’s that stupid, surely? The other comments sum it up, so there’s nothing for me to say.
You gave me a good laugh, though. (Long live Pokemon :P)
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 2:47 pm | Permalink
Imdisappointed wrote:
Frankly, lady, you know nothing about Pokemon. You’re hypocrisy and down right idiocy is pretty scary.
Pikachu: It is based off of onomatopoeias in the Japanese language, go look it up. Just because it rhymes with “Pooh” doesn’t mean it is a copy. Since when could Pooh use electricity?
Metapod: He’s a cocoon, bent that way to show his eye. In fact, he is one of the weakest there is, only learning two attacks.
Alakazam: Like the above poster, it’s from “Abra kadabra alakazam” not from some satanic cult that you imply. In fact, Uri Geller tried to sue Nintendo, not pay for it.
Jigglypuff: Wow lady, get a life. Pink isn’t gay! Jigglypuff has a habit of putting people to sleep, not debauchery you idiot.
Hentai means “perverted image” in Japanese. Pokemon is NOT hentai. Who ever told you it is an even bigger idiot than you are. Only some crazy fans like to make hentai off it, but you’ll see the same off anything, including I’m sure your precious Winnie the Pooh.
Lady, get a life, get some tolerance, and the internet is for people who aren’t as dumb as yourself.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 3:00 pm | Permalink
Chris wrote:
I hope that Tristan J. Shuddery (writer of the article for those of you who did not get to the bottom out of disgust or falling about in laughter) still reads the comments on this article. It may help her to see how insane her views really are.
Firstly, Superheroes are supposed to be inspiration to children and older to be good citizens on fear of punishment etc. They are not in any way evil. I think your “friend” should have taken the initiative earlier and never even talked to you. As for your pastor… Well, maybe Jesus did die on the cross for us, which is indeed impressive, but superheroes do not overshadow him if you are truly that devout to him.
Secondly, I would expect that anyone with even 1% of a brain would know to ASK about something before getting something, and even if you did, then the man/woman who sold the merchandise to you is as unknowledgeable as you are. The type of show that pokémon is is not HENTAI. Hentai is a variety of animated porn. The correct term you are looking for is ANIME (i.e. ANIMATED). If you so desperately disagreed with the concept, then you shouldn’t have purchased the merchandise. Simple fact. Even when you condemn comic book stores, they can sometimes be dimly lit so as to preserve the comics, the sunlight could maybe bleach the pages (I may be wrong about this statement, as I am not an avid comic reader/collector, but it is at least a possibility). One thing is for sure, the stores are not satanic.
The episode of pokémon which caused epilepsy that you have mentioned is in no way “demonic possession”. It was epilepsey. As a result, the episode was stopped from being broadcast. Anyone that wanted to possess people would surely not ban their only means of working. Also, if you watch a copy of the episode on the internet, then you will not be hit by a fit. It was the flashing lights causing eye problems. This does not happen in a less high-quality version.
Next, evolution. It is factually shown that many things “evolve” throughout even their lifetime, not to mention over the years. Such an example would be a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. Not surprisingly, this is the process by which Caterpie evolves into Metapod, and then on to Butterfree (but more on that later).
The pokémon trainers whom you are talking about merely want to train their pokémon to be the best, just as you would to train yourself with weights or train a dog for a show.
Pikachu is NOT a rip-off of Winnie the Pooh. FACT. It is based on a mouse. Winnie the Pooh is a bear. I understand how you could get confused there… In fact, I would say that Winnie the Pooh could be as open to debate by anyone just like you have brought an extremely unbiased debate against yourself. The names of pokémon are taken from japanese words relative to what the creature is. If you take the idea that the pronunciation ‘chu’ is a direct plagarism off Winnie the Pooh, I think you would find it difficult to bring a legal action against not only Nintendo, but also the entire population of the world that speaks Japanese.
Even the picture you obtained is not of Pikachu evolving, it is a picture of him using an “attack” called “thunderbolt”.
Metapod is definitely NOT the best pokémon in the game. In fact, it is almost one of the weakest. The fact that you believed it was makes you very stupid indeed, as noone would state this fact in all seriousness. Also, the idea that Metapod looks like a crescent moon so as to turn people away from Christianity is completely incorrect. The image is done so that his eye can be seen, and is not even close to resembling a cresent moon to the point of being an ultimate weapon of mass conversion. In fact, until I read your article, I only thought of it as a “larvae”. So if anything, YOUR article could make people convert by suggesting the idea. It is just as feasible.
Alakazam. The name (as mentioned above) comes from the magician’s phrase “abracadabra alakazam!”. In fact, the trio of “evolution” is called Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, based entirely on this. And Uri Geller did not contibute money to pokémon, rather he tried to sue the company. The case was dropped as he had no grounds to base it on. And not all magic is occult, it can leave people (especially children) guessing and wondering how something was done, and that wonder will stay with them. Its not like one magic trick is going to send someone on a direct path to a life of illegality and result in death and punishment in hell.
Which brings me to the final pokémon you have decided to target, Jigglypuff. The colour of its body may be pink, but that does not mean it is in any way gay. In fact, most white people in reality have pink-toned skin, does that make everyone with pink skin gay? I think not. Jigglypuff sings as it is it’s dream to sing, just the same as any famous singer, or anyone in a church choir, or even those who cannot do something like this who sing in front of the mirror into a hairbrush or whatever comes to hand. Unfortunately, the songs that Jigglypuff sings send people and pokémon to sleep. This causes it to get angry and draw on their faces, a humourous aspect of the show. In no way is this sexual debauchery.
The characters are not evil. They are not trying to corrupt children. If they were, Authorities would have caught on when the franchise was still beginning, not so much later on. It is clear therefore that it is harmless. If you want evil, I suggest you look elsewhere.
When Craig said that pokémon was “more addictive than crack”, I believe that this was A JOKE. Heard of them? Even if he was not joking, it is actually healthy to let children have an imagination. This is a game/show/comic that allows children to submerse themselves in a world of fantastic creatures and lands.
In conclusion, I truly hope that you are joking by writing this article, hoping that you would get reactions just like everyone has given telling you how wrong you truly are. If this article is serious, I suggest therapy. It would help you to learn to open your mind to the world. Pokémon are in no way evil, it is a game.
Learn to spell, learn to open your mind, learn that Evolution is widely accepted as fact, but more importantly read the replying comments and take a look at your life and extreme beliefs. You make me quite sad to know that you could be totally serious about this.
I congratulate anyone that got through my rant. Anything that I may have definitely got wrong (e.g. about comic store lighting), please don’t hesitate to comment and point out where my facts are wrong. It is good to know when you’re wrong.
Pokémon forever.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 4:42 pm | Permalink
Troll wrote:
I love this blog.
You be trollin’.
Keep up the good work, maybe stop being so repetitive with burning everything, and give the pastor a name.
I like how you called anime hentai.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 4:46 pm | Permalink
Doesn't Understand wrote:
The first part of this ‘article’ was very difficult to read, but I absolutely had to stop at “Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”.” Please google ‘hentai’ and then rethink that statement.
By the way, for a loving Christian, it sure is odd that you would burn your friend’s property just because you found it to be against your personal beliefs. I would have stopped talking to you too, and probably would’ve done something worse…
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 8:01 pm | Permalink
You have problems wrote:
You have some serious problems.
You obviously know nothing about Pokemon, and therefore, all of your claims are moot. Pokemon aren’t “devil creatures.” We know that caterpillars become cocoons, and then butterflies. Metapod is not “the strongest” and it symbolizes a cocoon, not a freaking moon. Pikachu’s name comes from the Japanese words for “Electricity” and “Mouse.”
Did it ever occur to you that the Japanese culture may accept things like make-believe monsters “evolving”, which is their version of “Growing”? Did it occur to you that Pokemon is entirely fictional and has nothing to do with religion at all? Did you know that Pokemon avoids religion in all shapes and forms in order to avoid religious conflict?
You’re disgracing one of the many things that the Bible is supposed to teach you: Acceptance. If you can’t accept another culture’s ideas, and can’t accept others beliefs, especially about things like evolution and other religions and homosexuality, then you don’t deserve to be “graced by Christ.”
I feel sorry for your child who has to be so sheltered and brainwashed due to your ignorance.
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:44 pm | Permalink
You have problems wrote:
Also…why would God have a Hit List?
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 9:52 pm | Permalink
Some Guy wrote:
WOW, you seriously need to research this some more, Pokemon are not evil, everything you have claimed about Po-kay-mon (correct pronunciation) is extremely incorrect and and ridiculous, I do hope you were joking, and if you weren’t….then may God help you, because you are seriously messed up in the head
Posted on 07-Jul-09 at 10:27 pm | Permalink
Charlie wrote:
Wow.
A: That’s a picture of Pikachu attacking, not evolving.
B: Learn to spell the names of my favourite devil-worshipping tools.
C: That was sarcasm.
D: Hentai is a term used for a sexual form of anime. Not any anime.
E: Jigglypuff puts people to sleep. That’s it.
F: Uri Geller actually tried to sue Nintendo over supposedly using his likeness. Not granting his “image” to them.
G: Evolution is the most defined, proven theory (scientific theory, not your common-or-garden theory) in science. You might as well say “Gravity’s a crime against God!”
Posted on 08-Jul-09 at 2:50 am | Permalink
Alex wrote:
so Pokemon is evil,satanic etc.
so what??
Posted on 08-Jul-09 at 3:38 am | Permalink
kingferret53 wrote:
wtf are u smoking? Grow a brain! This whole thing is illogical, pokemon is not in anyway evil. As a matter of fact, the games help ur memory and math skills. The stupidity of this makes me head hurt…
Posted on 08-Jul-09 at 4:17 am | Permalink
Anon1111 wrote:
Whatever you’re smoking I want some… you deranged creature.
Posted on 08-Jul-09 at 4:17 pm | Permalink
Muncha wrote:
LMAO.
That’s just… ahah… God, are you for real?
Posted on 11-Jul-09 at 8:33 am | Permalink
Mary wrote:
hello
I wanted to say things : metapod is not a good pokemon, and it is commun, jigglipuff is cute not like you say
Secondly, I wanted to say that when I was a girl, I play those games. Today I don’t use drugs
I don’t understand why you say that ! It’s strange. In addition, the theory of evolution is not like that : pokemons elvolve themselves, not because of mutations like in the real theory of evolution
To conclude, I wanted to say that what you say is against my opinion
Posted on 14-Jul-09 at 9:23 am | Permalink
The all powerful squirtle wrote:
WTF is your problem idiot? Actually do some research before you post something liker this. Now, excuse me while I go lie in my bed, listen to Green Day (agnostic music) draw the devil, and eat a twinkie (saw the word satan in the texture) while I say how much I’m glad we have a BLACK prez. Oh, yeah, maybe I’ll draw a MANGA and play Pokemon Pearl (great game Pokemon FTW!)Now, go cry over my lost soul cause I’m an ATHEIST!
Posted on 15-Jul-09 at 11:55 am | Permalink
username001 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sorry….wait….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You, maam, are a complete idiot. This post was so funny.
1. Pokemon is not “hentai” (I cracked up at that part.) Hentai is the Japanese word for “Pervert,” and applies only to Japanese-made videos of a pornographic nature.
2. If you can’t tell the difference between Demonic possesion and a PURELY MEDICAL CONDITION SUCH AS EPILEPSY then you are in dire need of either a blunt object to the head, or a mental institution.
3. Am I going to fast for you?
4. The evolution of Pokemon is not an evolutuion of Darwinian nature. Caterpie is based off of a Caterpillar. Caterpillars go through what is known by smart people as a METAMORPHOSIS and wrap themselves in cocoons. When they come out, they are butterflies (Metapod, one of the WORST pokemon, is based off of a cocoon. And the Pokemon Butterfree is the next in their line of evolution.)
Darwinian evolution is defined as “a change of species over a period of millions of years”, not a “sudden onset of changes in the appearance of a creature,” which is how the evolution in Pokemon would most likely be defined.
The Darwinian theory of evolution is also a complicated theory which I am not entirely sure you could comprehend. It involves an “environment,” and a “species.” Changes in the alleged “Environment” lead to a need in the “species” to adapt over a period of time, so as to be able to cope with the changes in the new environment. Comprendo?
5. At this point, I must admit that I am baffled as to your lifestyle. I am a Catholic, born and raised, but I enjoy playing Pokemon, saw all three Spiderman movies, and am a liberal. Does this mean I will burn in hell? You are ridiculous.
The Republican party is a bigger scam than Scientology. Sure, I will give a boatload of old people money to sit around and argue. For God’s sake, you people probably discuss the merits of killing Mexicans, exiling jews, and harnessing the blacks to millstones.
Please keep this neo-nazi, white supremacist trash to yourself next time.
Thank you, and please, stop.
Posted on 17-Jul-09 at 7:54 pm | Permalink
iseriouslyhaterepublicansnow wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m sorry….wait….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You, maam, are a complete idiot. This post was so funny.
1. Pokemon is not “hentai” (I cracked up at that part.) Hentai is the Japanese word for “Pervert,” and applies only to Japanese-made videos of a pornographic nature.
2. If you can’t tell the difference between Demonic possesion and a PURELY MEDICAL CONDITION SUCH AS EPILEPSY then you are in dire need of either a blunt object to the head, or a mental institution. Bright, flashing lights, especially on a tv screen, apply to epilepsy. Epilepsy, in turn, causes seizures.
3. Am I going to fast for you?
4. The evolution of Pokemon is not an evolutuion of Darwinian nature. Caterpie is based off of a Caterpillar. Caterpillars go through what is known by smart people as a METAMORPHOSIS and wrap themselves in cocoons. When they come out, they are butterflies (Metapod, one of the WORST pokemon, is based off of a cocoon. And the Pokemon Butterfree (hopefully, no explanation is needed) is the next in their line of evolution.)
Darwinian evolution is defined as “a change of species over a period of millions of years”, not a “sudden onset of changes in the appearance of a creature,” which is how the evolution in Pokemon would most likely be defined.
The Darwinian theory of evolution is also a complicated theory which I am not entirely sure you could comprehend. It involves an “environment,” and a “species.” Changes in the alleged “Environment” lead to a need in the “species” to adapt over a period of time, so as to be able to cope with the changes in the new environment. Comprendo?
5. At this point, I must admit that I am baffled as to your lifestyle. I am a Catholic, born and raised, but I enjoy playing Pokemon, saw all three Spiderman movies, and am a liberal. Does this mean I will burn in hell? You are ridiculous.
The Republican party is a bigger scam than Scientology. Sure, I will give a boatload of old people money to sit around and argue. For God’s sake, you people probably discuss the merits of killing Mexicans, exiling jews, and harnessing blacks to millstones.
Please keep this neo-nazi, white supremacist trash to yourself next time.
Thank you, and please, stop.
Posted on 17-Jul-09 at 8:00 pm | Permalink
Shelly the Idiot wrote:
You must be the stupidest person on earth. Pokemon is family friendly, Pikachu was using a ThunderBolt in that picture, FYI an electric attack. And Metapod is the weakest Pokemon ever. How do you get a GOD Pokemon out of Metapod? Yeah I worship god too but your messed in the head far beyond help. Now to get on with my LIFE something your missing, I will get off this stupid site.
Posted on 22-Jul-09 at 8:52 pm | Permalink
Meghan wrote:
Just a note: “I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?”
– Fran Posner is not the original author of Winnie the Pooh, ergo Pooh is not one of her original characters. It was written in 1926 by A. A. Milne. I love Winnie the Pooh, both classic and the Disney version. Please give credit where credit is due.
“Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. ”
– It’s not rare, not in the least. And it’s only ability if caught in game play is hardening it’s shell to defend itself, much like a butterfly still in the cocoon. And on that topic…
“If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”….”
– And then “evolve” into “Butterfree”. But the thing is, children ARE taught that in school and it actually happens in nature. Rather than evolution, it’s called metamorphosis. And a caterpillar eating many leaves, wrapping itself into a cocoon and then turning into a beautiful butterfly is one of nature’s miracles. And in my opinion, something every child should watch when they’re young. My kindergarten class had monarch butterflies, and we let them go in the gardens outside. This is a poor example of the incorrect theory you’re trying to prove, as these pokemon are more common sense based in design/name.
“and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me.”
– You’re lucky your friend only gave you the silent treatment. Just because Jesus saved your soul doesn’t give you the right to essentially steal your friend’s property (stealing is a sin) and burn it (vandalism). You’re beliefs are your own, and spreading them is one thing, but property destruction is not something Jesus condones. And some comics are worth a great deal, people will pay a lot of money for the nostalgia of their childhood that those comics represent. That’s a very old comic you depict, and it’s in good condition. Something like that could be worth enough to buy a house. You didn’t just burn a friend’s comic book, you burned one of their valuable assets. And in this economy, you’re lucky you weren’t sued for it’s full value after attempting to pay back the value with some tapes.
You might want to look into Superman. He’s a Christian who’s very pro-Ameerica. The comics were actually introduced as pro-America propaganda during World War II.
Please do research next time you post, and please try to have a more open mind about some things and possibly more observant. Sometimes it’s not a demon, it’s just someone’s creative take on a butterfly.
Posted on 25-Jul-09 at 5:34 am | Permalink
Master of Puppets wrote:
Thanks for the laughs. This was hilarious! If your gonna try to brainwash people, at least know what you’re talking about. Not a single thing you stated is true. GET A LIFE. People like you are the reason why I’m an Athiest. You are sure going to be dissapointed when you find out Heaven and crap are fake.
Posted on 30-Jul-09 at 11:45 am | Permalink
Kristen E. V. wrote:
Okay, at first I thought this was all just a big joke for something like April Fool’s Day. Anyways, I can honestly say that many of your “theories” are wrong. First of all, Pokémon is pronounced “Pokey-Mon”, not “Pokey-Men”. Also, of course your friend would be angry that you burned the comics. I wouldn’t be surprised if he sued you. Some comics are worth hundreds of dollars, so for all you know you may have destroyed $1,000 worth of comic books. They could also have had a sentimental value, such as being gifts from family and friends, but that’s not the point. Let me just start with the basics of Pokémon.
1. Only one episode has caused violent convulsions, and it now banned from being shown. And that image was not Pikachu “evolving”, it was Pikachu using an attack.
2. Hentai and Anime are 100% different, or at least 90%. Hentai is a form of pornography, and if you search it on Wikipedia… Actually, don’t. There is an example at the top of the page.
3. You seem to have messed up your research about Metapod and Caterpie. Caterpie is a caterpillar, Metapod is the chrysalis stage, and then it evolves into Butterfree, the Butterfly. It represents the entire life cycle of butterflies. Also, Metapod is not strong, it can only use one attack if caught in the wild: harden.
4. Alakazam is a Psychic type, and a psychic stereotype is bending spoons. The whole evolution line of Alakazam is based off of a famous line used by magicians: “Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam!”
5. Jigglypuff only puts people to sleep in the Anime, and the worst thing it does is draw on the audience’s faces as a form of punishment. In the games it puts other Pokemon to sleep.
6. Evolution allows Pokémon to grow stronger, and besides, not all Pokémon evolve.
And then there are the games themselves. The games require strategy, unlike other games where you just go through level by level and have violence. The most violent thing about it are the Pokémon battles, and if your Pokémon faint you can always take them to the Pokémon Center; they can’t die. The point of the games is to become a Pokémon Master, and you have to think to progress. There is some kind of puzzle in nearly every game.
Overall, religion has nothing to do with Pokémon. You can’t blame people for liking it. I’m not saying that you are wrong, though. Everyone has their own opinions so there will always be people who hate something. I just happen to like Pokémon, and find the games more fun than other games. Like you, I frown upon violence, so I avoid most games that are not peaceful (meaning games rated Teen, Mature, or Adult). I am not trying to get you to like Pokémon, but you seem to have strong opinions on things. You should dedicate them to something more important than this.
You don’t want to be like the man who wrote an essay about how licking ice cream is the biggest disgrace to American society, do you?
Posted on 30-Jul-09 at 3:13 pm | Permalink
Camo_Man wrote:
The picture of the comic shop was either taken after hours or with a bad camera.
Here’s a nicebright picture of what a comic shop looks like when people are shopping.
http://www.strongarmlabs.com/images/fp2.jpg
I’ll agree there are some comics to stay away from.
I’d advise anyone who is a Christian to make sure they email comic companies like Marvel, DC, and others and protest when they try to force the sodomite agenda on us.
Posted on 02-Aug-09 at 1:21 am | Permalink
AznCanadian wrote:
Oooh boy… I got nothing against you guys, once again.I try to keep an unbias opinion. But false information ticks me off. Half of the info in this article is
A) unproven
B) false
If you say you’ve been studying this… you are
A) Lieing
B) Getting really bad info from bad resources (Wikipedia?)
C) Filtering all the info you DO want into this article.
1. I believe it’s Pokemon Trainer.
2. It’s pretty much pronouced the way it’s spelt.
Poke-y-mon
3.I’m pretty sure it’s a mission to become the strongest, not the most feared. It’s a cartoon for kids for goodness sakes. Even if you do want kids to become “demonically possessed” They’ll make it kiddy like.
4.I’m part Japanese, and I’m 100% sure Hentai is porn. Again, it’s a kid show. No signs of nudity whatsoever.
5. Yeah, it was an epilesy. It’s been proven. Though, yes, I’ll agree, it could border on demonic. Sent a few kids to the hospital. (You’d think they’d watch the show first) But it was aired only ONCE.
6. PiKaCHu, not Picacu. You are clearly NOT Japanese, nor do you have any friends that know the language. Doesn’t mean small at all.
7. Okay, that book you showed up there, MAY have been adapted by this Fran Poser, but it was NOT created by her. Besides. Yellow bear? Yellow electric mouse? Only thing I see in common are that they are both yellow mammals.
8. Metapod? Rare? Powerful? Quite the opposite. It’s a cocoon for goodness sakes, not a moon.
9. Okay okay Alakazam make be occult, I give you that. But um… do you have proof about this paying off thing?
10. igglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. um…. sexual debauchery? I don’t think so. And not once in the series did it say,It’s Okay to be Gay”.
That’s it, have fun trying to convince people that Pokemon is bad. If you get true info that’s viable and proven, I’m on your side.
Posted on 04-Aug-09 at 10:24 pm | Permalink
AznSoul wrote:
Alright, well, I’m here to clear up the major Pokemon errors you have made, since I’ve been a fan of it since it began.
1. Pokemon is anime, a children anime at that. Hentai is perverted, more mature and sexual forms of anime. Rated 18+.
2. Ash isn’t teenage, unfortunately. He’s 10, and the Pokemon Company feels like keeping him there.
3. Pokemon Hunters and Poke-maniacs are a branch of Pokemon Trainers. Doesn’t matter, it’s not significant.
4. Pokemon. No matter plural, male, female, they are called Pokemon. Pronounced Po-KAY-mon, or Po-keh-mon. This is because they are a condensed version of Pocket Monsters.
5. Their mission is not to evolve pokemon. Heck, there is no real mission as a Pokemon trainer. They just decide to go around and collect gym badges or ribbons. Nothing’s forcing them to. Evolving is just making them grow. In fact, evolving is just a word for lack of better way of saying it. Evolving=growing in the Pokemon world.
6. It’s not Picacu, first. Second, Pikachu doesn’t evolve in the anime. The picture you found is of him doing a Thunderbolt attack, probably at Team Rocket.
7. That episode was not the first. Plus, it’s scientifically proven that those were seizures and vomitting and the works. You’d have a seizure too if you saw red and blue flashing at high speeds at under a second. Watching that in darkly lit rooms, yeah. You can even look up the clip on Youtube. But, you’re free to believe that if you want.
8. Although I personally don’t agree with the evolution theory, I can still tell you, Pokemon’s evolution concept is not the same as Darwin’s. Once again, Pokemon’s evolution is merely GROWING.
9. The names of Pokemon are either based on what they are, or the Japanese name for them, which is also based on what they are. Pikachu does not mean small sneeze o.o Pika=the Japanese sound effect word for electricity crackling, while chu=the word for mouse.
10. The only thing the same with Pikachu and Pooh is that they’re yellow mammals. The mammal thing is probably what led you to believe they’re extremely similar. Plus, Pooh was made by the guy A. A. Milne.
11. You really gave me a huge laugh when you said Metapod was the rarest and most powerful Pokemon ever. First, there is no most powerful Pokemon ever. There are many claims, but really, it’s all based on how the Pokemon are raised. You can believe that Wobbuffet is the most powerful Pokemon though. Metapod is useless until it becomes a Butterfree.
12. Some real research would show you that Alakazam’s Japanese name is Foodin, which could be spelled as Houdin. It’s a reference to Houdini. Uri Geller SUED Nintendo because he believed Kadabra/Alakazam was taking his identity. Alakazam doesn’t teach people magic O.o it’s a video game, how could you do that? Plus, there are no in-game points that are regualrly used in the games. Oh, and Alakazam is stronger than Metapod :)
13. I’ve heard from other people like you that Jigglypuff is perverted, but yours is interesting in the fact that it doesn’t make sense. I’m assuming Jigglypuff comes from the fact that it’s a cute puffball that is jumpy. Jigglypuff doesn’t make characters go into a trance. It sings and they fall asleep. It’s simple. It’s a lika mother singing a child to sleep.
14. Darn right, many of these are in the game. 493 to be exact, and it’s gonna climb in about a year or two xD The franchise is called Pokemon. Is it supposed to be about humans?
15. More addictive than crack is supposed to be an expression. It’s obvious exaggeration. Besides, crack is a substance that is taken in that can eventually harm and kill your body. The worst a non-Pokemon nerd could get is bad astigmatism or short-distance eyes. An extreme Pokemon nerd could end up using all their money on this game, but there ain’t much to use it up on, seriously.
16. You seem to think a lot of people will thank you for destroying objects. I can tell you, a lot of people will laugh at you.
Well, I have now covered all areas of Pokemon. And I’m personally a Christian too, who’s even had her dad been told that Pokemon is evil (my dad has grown out of that belief). So really, this is just a nice article that brings laughter xD
Posted on 05-Aug-09 at 4:34 pm | Permalink
AznSoul wrote:
Also, I think you researched in the wrong websites. Those were probably websites that made fun of Pokemon. You would’ve even had more luck in Wikipedia. And if you really wanted to go in depth (like me :D), you could try Bulbapedia.
Posted on 05-Aug-09 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
Tai wrote:
One thing I’d like to point out is arceus.
As a responce to fanatics like you this pokemon was made to represent God.
On a further not the preist in my church supports pokemon.
Now I understand if you were satanist since the only reason to hate pokemon is because the old pope supported it.
Are you satanist? this is the only reason for you to hate it and make up lies about it?
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 1:24 pm | Permalink
eno crux wrote:
… i really don’t know what to say. Pokemon taught me to spell in 4rth grade, so if it’s heroine or cocaine then it must be doing the opposite effect than destroying us like it. How in the world Dare you call yourself a supporter of Christ. Pokemon is good for you … Keeps you off the streets because drug dealer dare not sell to Nerds(lest you have money, which you probably wasted on the newest Pokemon game)
hmm i could keep going but really Darwin’s theory makes more sense than you know automatic evolution in Pokemon
Basically made to entertain i guess it gives you less boredom … i would agree wouldn’t this be a Satanist prejudgment if i were to support you’re claims without first knowing what half the terminology was
as an avid Pokemon gamer and supporter, this is funny … but whatever
Obama is going to ruin this nation, not Pokemon(Pokemon is now a proper noun accepted by most dictionaries after 2005)
Eno Crux is King (doesn’t support Monarchy)
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
eno crux wrote:
LOL, i purposely didn’t read the date to see how bad this thing was at the time it was written
How do i not realize that this was written in 2006 and that still in 2009 we’re critiquing this with our new known judgment about Pokemon and it’s infantile comparison to most games … I don’t know but this was a kill of time(too bored to do anything else anyway) so good olé laughs. Ha Ha
Eno Crux is Still King
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
chill the fuck out wrote:
chill out everyone. duh, pokeymans and pokeomon are evil. but pokemon aint. in pokeymans, metapod does worship allah! but not in pokemon. lady, im a republican, god-loving, southerner. but lordy, miss, you are MENTALLY FUCKING RETARDED. god, a decade of smoking pot and you actually managed to look like you have been doing the crack-cocaine. lady, get fucked, and fuck off. you’re a fucking imbecile.
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 2:46 pm | Permalink
David wrote:
noob, Jigglypuff isn’t gay it’s bisexual and that is fine because in the bible it says bisexuality is alright
all hail agoogua!
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 4:02 pm | Permalink
Sideshow_Bob wrote:
Ah ah ah. After reading this, the only thing I feel like burning is a pile of Bibles. I feel sorry for you. If you love your religion, that’s good with me, but why do we all have to be christians? Respecting other religions, even if you don’t care about them, is part of being a role-model citizen.
It’s parasites like you that create the bad images of America. Seriously, I recommend you self-hanging. You’re useless to society and an idiot.
To conclude this message, I would like to point some errors in your post about your opinion in Pokémon:
- Metapod is as powerful as a tranquilized legless rabbit. All it can do is harden its body;
- Jigglypuff is supposed to be a female Pokémon. So, how would it encourage homosexuality, you tasteless homophobe?;
I would like to finnish this post by wishing you well, but I just not that hipocrate.
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 4:10 pm | Permalink
fgnfgnfngchmghmjhm wrote:
WHAT THE HELL
Posted on 06-Aug-09 at 4:23 pm | Permalink
Mike wrote:
Sigh…if only you knew how wrong you are. I’ll stray from insults and such because not only is that pointless and wrong but what point would that prove?
Pokemon is not meant to be satanic. It is meant to be entertainment for kids from ages 4+.
First of all pokemon is NOT hentai, it’s anime. Hentai is animated pornography usually originating from Japan. Anime are basically Japanese cartoons. Nothing harmful about that.
Pokemon evolve to become more not to get people to drop god and become athiest. It’s just a mechanic of the game it is not meant to support or deny any scientific theories.
Pikachu is not infringing on Winnie the Pooh at all. Pikachu is a mouse not a bear. Yes, it is yellow but that’s just to represent it’s ability to use thunder type attacks.
Metapod is one of the weakest and one of the most common pokemon in the entire catalog of 493 pokemon. It is in the shape that it is becomes it represents a chrysalis. It then evolves into a butterfly (like caterpillars do in real life). It has nothing to do with Jews.
Alakazam is actually based off the person you mentioned but Nintendo was sued for that and again it means nothing satanic.
Now Jigglypuff is not in relation to anything about “it’s okay to be gay”. It’s just a pokemon ment to be girly. It sings and is pink.
And the “pokemon is more addicting than crack” comment is a metaphor. It’s saying that pokemon is a highly addictive game. It’s not going to get you high and screw up your life.
Also, gamefreak is the the branch of nintendo that designs pokemon games. Not whatever you said it is.
You should listen to me because not only am I christian but I have been playing the game heavily sense when I was 5 years old. It has nothing to do with satan of god or religion in general. If you don’t believe me feel free to look it up everything I have said is fact.
Posted on 07-Aug-09 at 12:28 am | Permalink
stream wrote:
Grow up you crazy bithches! That article is just crazy! -.-
Posted on 08-Aug-09 at 12:43 pm | Permalink
AznFury wrote:
You are such a complete DUMBASS!
You fail at grammar terribly and you fail to prove your points. Hence, you FAIL in life.
1. Pokemon is definately not hentai. You must be blind or have a really fucked up mind to think that Pokemon is pornography.
2. What the HELL is with you goddamn fanatics. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with evolution. It’s literally an animal growing up.
3. Pikachu isn’t evolving you dumb shit, it’s using thunderbolt.
4. Are you shitting me? Metapod is by far one of the weakest pokemon in the game and it’s nowhere near rare.
Plus, its a COCOON, not a moon. Again, you’re either blind or mentally retarded to think like that.
5. Alakazam may be psychic, but forcing children to study occult techniques? Jeez, how stupid can you get?
6. Jigglypuff is gay? Again you have a fucked up mind there. And it has nothing to do with drugs or homosexuality either. Jigglypuff SINGS and puts foes to sleep. Seriously, there’s a major difference between sleeping and getting drugged.
7. Pokemon is more addictive than crack? That is an overexaggeration. Theres MAJOR differences between playing games and doing drugs most notably, drugs can kill you and games pretty much cant.
8. Now you’re stealing and vandalising your nieces stuff? How LOW can you get? Stealing and damaging others property is probably one of the worst sins you could ever commit especially to your own niece.
Hopefully when you give her your trash of a present, she’d probably be the first to shove the real trash right up your ass. (which I hope she does)
You fail to prove your point that Pokemon is “satanic trash”. The only satanic trash I see is this article.
Seriously, quit complaining like a crybaby and go fuck yourself you goddamn motherfucking bitch.
Posted on 09-Aug-09 at 4:08 am | Permalink
Pogeymonz master wrote:
lol this is so stupid
nothing in this article is true. you are a dumbass
lolololololololololololol
you don’t know shit and yet you say you do
pikachu is attacking, not evolving dumbass
lrnyrpkgmnz
Posted on 09-Aug-09 at 7:25 am | Permalink
what the f*** are you? wrote:
The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” – Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Are you **** serious? Im 11, im a fan of pokemon, and you say they fail. Do you really think that i, and 9million same-aged persons as i who are fun of POKEMON not POKE-GAy-MAN (that would be you) are doing something bad? are pokemon makes us think we have to suicide? or something? xD what changes our lifes by watching pokemon? That winny-poohey makes child think that if you pull a donkey’s tale, it comes off easly, and it doesn’t hurt????? There are owls that can talk? you say that animals like winney-poohey doesn’t have brains? I mean, WHATE THE f***?
Posted on 09-Aug-09 at 5:33 pm | Permalink
O___O wrote:
Who ever made this, i PRAY THAT YOU ARE JUST KIDDING!!!
Ok, the Pokémon ANIME COULD, but only COULD make children think that beating up a cat till its uncocnious wont kill it, at the most. but seriously…
Being dumb enugh to call pokemon a hentai…go grow a brain…
Posted on 12-Aug-09 at 10:59 am | Permalink
Victoria wrote:
Have you ever put study into these things before posting about it?
You should not just go around and make your own claims without actually studying it and knowing.
If you do not really know what it is, you should not make up your own false statements.
Also, why is it that Muslims are bad? Why don’t you respect all religions? Is it that Christianity is the one and only religion in the whole entire world while the rest are just some piece of garbage? Just to let you know: I am a Christian. I respect all religions. I do not understand what happened to you to make you hate other religions as well as make your own false statements.
But after I have seen you and all those others like you, I feel horrible now. Me being a Christian. I feel, just, horrible.
Posted on 17-Aug-09 at 8:46 am | Permalink
raistlinova wrote:
Uh… excuse me do you even know what pokemon is?! Firstly it is pronounced Poke-a-mon not pokey-men. And the ‘evolution’ showed in cartoon has nothing to do with Darwin’s theory, pokemon just grow up suddenly. and no one calls people who catch pokemon – pokemon hunters! Pokemon hunters are the bad guys in the series! Pokemon trainers befriend pokemon and they work together to the best team. And you can’t say anything is wrong with competition! I am a christian and I feel bad because of what you said. Now christians are bad people who want to make the world watch winnie the pooh! Look if you watch the series and stoop being stubborn for a second you’ll see that Pikachu isn’t the devil. I saw your post on another website which used it to make fun of Jesus! Just think of what an idiotic thing you did by saying anything about pokemon!
Posted on 17-Aug-09 at 1:17 pm | Permalink
Kelsey wrote:
I am convinced that this is a God’s work; there is no way in hell that someone could actually think this isn’t the truth.
The problem with censorship is that the world itself isn’t censored; you can’t just get a remote and flick the chanel over to something that’s G-rated. Bringing up children blindly is going to cause more damage in the long-run, and they won’t know how to cope when around “pagans”. We need to teach them to destroy them.
Peace, and God bless. (:
Posted on 22-Aug-09 at 3:10 am | Permalink
Yo Mama wrote:
YOU ARE A FAG! METAPOD IS A COMMON POKEMN WITH ONLY ONE ATTACK, HARDEN, POKEMON IS NOT HENTAI, HENTAI IS ANIME PORN, YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOREVER FAG
Posted on 27-Aug-09 at 8:49 am | Permalink
Char wrote:
Pokemom is fictional. Most of the “facts” in your article are also fictional. Most kids outgrow Pokemon, and no harm was done. Compare all the violence and adult only movies to the Bible. Nudity, murder, destruction, death, beatings, hangings, and a book full of seduction, rape and just about anything you want to find is in the Holy Bible. These are facts and so that is the difference. I think Jigglypuff can be compared to a Mom singing a lullaby. Metapod is simply a cocoon, a stage in the metamorphosis of a beautiful butterfly. Which you can observe yourself over the course of a few weeks. You need to see the good in things and not search for the evil. Jesus forgave his murderers.
Posted on 27-Aug-09 at 4:47 pm | Permalink
thapokemanwatcher wrote:
Wow I really can’t believe how none of your facts are right. Metapod is actually the most deprived pokemon of them all. He’s a real pervert. For example a lopunny comes by and uses charm on metapod, metapod hardens, lopunny uses charm again and metapod uses string shot because you know metapod isn’t isn’t moon shaped but phallus shaped. Now tell me isn’t that just sick. Also, winnie the pooh is also a product of the devil because it’s a show about possessed stuffed animals who want to lure little children into their forest. I don’t fell safe anymore since I found that out.
Posted on 27-Aug-09 at 5:44 pm | Permalink
TruthFinder wrote:
Congrats, lady. You are full of fail. Pokemon is an amazing series that is not the work of the devil. Religious nuts like you are the reason there is much evil in the world (The Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, the Catholic Church killing Lutherans, Muslim Extremist).
Holy shit, lady…you are so full of fail you should be ashamed.
Expect to find yourself on Encyclopedia Dramatica soon.
Posted on 27-Aug-09 at 10:08 pm | Permalink
jesus-was-a-jew wrote:
Dear Person Who Has Nothing Better To Do With Their Time And Feels The Need To Flaunt Their Biggotry,
You are the epitome of stupid. Do not compare two separate enterprises of entertainment to each other when they share the only purpose of…*gasp* entertaining an audience.
Point 1: Winnie the Pooh is NOT Disney. The lovely A.A. Milne created the series, and Disney eventually bought the rights to it after his death.
Point 2: You call out liberals like they’re something nasty, and throw around such phrases as “alternative life-style”. Your life is no better than mine, and who died and left you King of the World to deem your life as the “right way” of living? That’s right. No one. Jesus, as a peace-loving Jew, would not tolerate your absolute abhorrence to people who differ from you in religion, gender preferences, the whole nine yards. Actually, he might pity you for being so dense, and would pray for your eternal soul. While I’m still on the subject of Jesus, he was a man of Middle-Eastern appearance, and NOT a white man of European descent, NOR is he American in anyway, shape or form. Hell, you should know that you’re own country is only 200 some years old. Quite the baby amongst the Middle-Eastern and European countries. Now, to the other issue at hand. You talk about the Pokemon Metapod being a reference to Islam. What is wrong with Islam? Absolutely nothing. It may differ from your lifestyle, you ethnocentric prick, but it gives you no right to trash talk something that you obviously know nothing about. Your ignorance paints you a fool, and I’m glad you posted this article to show the entire world. This goes to show that Hitler himself has not died, but in fact lives on in your blood, your biggotry, your idiocy.
Point 3: I do not knock any religious texts, but I think that what you read should be taken with a grain of salt.
Make that a BIG grain of salt.
You, probably like a majority of other people, do know that the Bible was copied by hand by monks in monasteries.
You, probably like the majority of other people, do not know that as a means of income, monks were farmers. As such, they grew their own vegetables, fruits, wheat, hops. Hops is what ale is made out of—which they too produced. Be an intelligent human being and REALIZE that the mathematical probability of them getting drunk was a very, very high statistic.
Thanks for being religiously stupid (and just stupid in general),
jesus-was-a-jew
Posted on 27-Aug-09 at 11:12 pm | Permalink
TruthFinder wrote:
Congrats! Your Encyclopedia Dramatica article was a success! Enjoy looking over your faggotry!
P.S. Don’t bother deleting it. I’ll just undo your delete.
Posted on 28-Aug-09 at 2:56 am | Permalink
Josh Orange wrote:
I’m sorry, but your taking this far to seriously.
They call it evolving, for lack of a better word.
And it’s more symbollic of a little creature growing to become bigger and better.
They evolve by leveling up, like humans do but with aging
I hope you don’t look the same as you did when you were born, and neither do pokemon.
So it’s a way of telling childrenHey, you may be small now but one day you’ll be bigger and stronger”
And How is Pikachu anything like Pooh?
They’re both.. Yellow?
Wow, then you could also say Rabbit, Tweety Bird, and Charlie Brown are all alike.
Pooh is a bumbling silly bear, Pikachu is an electric-type pokemon with a lightning bolt tail.
Jiigglypuff isn’t gay, for god sake there are both male and female Jigglypuff. And his song is based off a lullaby which can make his/her pokeon fall asleep. Much like you most likely did with your children, singing them to sleep.
Wow. A caterpillar turning into a Cocoon then into a butterfly. How Satanic.
Really.
Check your facts, Uri Gellar SUED the Pokemon corp. for using his image in Alakazam.
Overall, Pokemon is a simple Japanese Cartoon that teaches young children about Growth and Development, which I’m sure your niece would love the reassurance that she won’t be small forever.
So, maybe next time you shouldn’t over-analyze a yellow little yellow mmouse and immediatly think up that he’s is against god. And try to be less close-mided, But that probably won’t happen as it’s people like you who make a mocary of this country and it’s reputation for Acceptance.
Yours in actual Sanity,
Josh Orange
Posted on 28-Aug-09 at 6:42 am | Permalink
LGR wrote:
You know what’s ALMOST as dumb as this article?
The people who think it’s serious.
Posted on 28-Aug-09 at 7:43 am | Permalink
Chris wrote:
Well. Congratulations, You’ve once again proved one of the most common theories around:
Christians are FUCKING RETARDED.
Posted on 28-Aug-09 at 8:38 am | Permalink
SerenityFairchild wrote:
Well,I certainly had a good laugh at all you extremist,fascists,bible-mashing pig faced sinners.Taking a harmless child series and believing that it is the work of the devil is insane,and also thinking that DISNEY of all fucking things is any kind of leverage.Disney,the one with whores like Miley Cyrus parading around,DISNEY the one the INFLUENCED most Japanese Animation you’re backing up?Winnie the Pooh is a half-retarded amputated bear that takes children into the woods for “adventures” and rapes them.Do you really wish to back THAT up?Ho ho ho…you are all such NIGGERS.
Posted on 28-Aug-09 at 8:45 am | Permalink
Pulp wrote:
I actually have a shrine to Pikachu… I slaughter crickets on it and chant incoherent satanic phrases. I’m coming to get you.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 7:53 am | Permalink
Pulp wrote:
I actually have a shrine to Pikachu… I slaughter crickets on it and chant incoherent satanic phrases.
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 7:54 am | Permalink
LongingForHerLove wrote:
Wow. This article is the biggest piece of crap I’ve ever read. You obviously have no idea what you’re talking about.
Pokemon is ANIME. Not Hentai. Anime is Japanese animation. Hentai is Japanese animation that is sexually explicit. Believe me, there’s nothing sexually explicit about Pokemon (lol).
You went into a comic book store looking for Winnie the Pooh?? Were you lost or what?
Pikachu is a ripoff of Pooh? The only similarity between them is that they’re both yellow mammals. And you spelled its name wrong. It’s Pikachu, not picacu (lol again). And Metapod is one of the rarest and strongest Pokemon?? More like one of the most common and weakest. xP And Jigglypuff is promoting homosexuality? Yeah right. There’s nothing wrong with being gay/lesbian anyways.
Adults don’t give crack to kids because it’s dangerous to your health. Pokemon isn’t. Loser. Pokemon’s addictive because it’s fun. XD XD
I’ve been playing Pokemon for 12 years, and not once have I related it to Darwin’s Theory. In fact, I never even thought of it until I read this article. And I’m sure you can ask just about any Pokemon fan, and they’ll say the same thing.
You do know that seizures can be triggered by rapidly flashing lights, which is what caused those kids to have seizures, right? Not possession. xD When the Pokemon episode called Electric Soldier Porygon first aired in Japan, it had an explosion in it where red light flashed rapidly. After viewing this exact moment, epileptic kids in Japan all had seizures. The episode was never aired again. That’s the only episode that was known to cause seizures. :P
From now on when you write your articles, do some actual research and put actual reasoning in the article first. People who stretch Christianity this far are complete morons. :3
Posted on 16-Sep-09 at 6:09 pm | Permalink
Mominamerica wrote:
You bet there are TONS of these types of “stupid people” in America; fortunately, MANY of us are not. We were blessed with “God given brains” and we use them. Morons indeed.
Posted on 23-Sep-09 at 11:01 am | Permalink
Mominamerica wrote:
P.S. Shelly “therepublican” should say it all, huh?
Posted on 23-Sep-09 at 11:01 am | Permalink
Mominamerica wrote:
Shelley, with all due respect, (and you deserve NONE), I’d like to say:
With God’s and the President’s help we will get rid of those hateful republicans and the flag of freedom will fly forever. God bless America, God bless you, Barack Obama!
Did that sound a little familiar? Since it’s your own words….practically (only I CAN spell).
Posted on 23-Sep-09 at 3:54 pm | Permalink
Gman wrote:
As an Australian it’s hard for me to understand this.
This is either:
1) some of the best satire I’ve ever read, or
2) the scariest thing I’ve ever read, because it would show that no matter how stupid and dangerous you can possibly imagine Americans could be, the reality is far worse.
Posted on 26-Sep-09 at 10:49 pm | Permalink
Alan wrote:
You may be interested to know that Winnie-the-Pooh is certainly not “All American” – even more so if by that you mean the peculiar kind of Christianity practiced in America and evident in your article. A. A. Milne was British, as was his son – the real Christopher Robin. Furthermore, Christopher Robin was reported to be an atheist and Benjamin Hoff made a strong, scholarly argument that the books were inspired by Taoist thought. Best to close the curtains, burn all the books, and concentrate on achieving a perfect state of fear, ignorance and hatred. References:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Milne, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Robin_Milne, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tao_of_Pooh.
Posted on 26-Sep-09 at 11:00 pm | Permalink
Adolf Stalin Manson wrote:
I’d certainly say that Pokemon is a wholesome entertainment that I would show my children any day. I also accept homosexuality and freedom of religion. HOORAY FOR TOLERENCE
Posted on 27-Sep-09 at 1:36 am | Permalink
really? wrote:
Seriously? I mean, Metapod is one of the LEAST RARE AND MOST POWERLESS POKEMON! All it can do is harden its shell! It can’t even move!
It is also worth noting that Pooh wears a RED shirt and SHARES HONEY with people, regardless of whether or not they earned it, making him a muslim communist who is also fascist.
Posted on 27-Sep-09 at 2:24 am | Permalink
Nobody wrote:
You are a horrible person. Your friend loans you their precious, favorite items and you burn them. I blame religion.
Posted on 27-Sep-09 at 8:58 am | Permalink
lol wrote:
lol at you
Posted on 28-Sep-09 at 7:31 pm | Permalink
Wow, Really? wrote:
Wow, seriously? First off, Pokemon evolution is better compared to metamorphosis in butterflies (shown in Metapod, which is completely immobile until “evolution”. I’ve played the games and Metapod were EVERYWHERE and do not wear burkas (whatever the heck those are) and do not support Islam. What’s so bad about Islam? My friend John is a Muslim and I don’t have anything against him, you close minded idiot.
Second, Pokemon isn’t promotic satanic beliefs or any crap like that; it’s a CHILDREN’S GAME created by Satoshi Tajiri, a man in Japan who used to capture frogs and crickets and things like that as a kid in his hometown and wanted to share the joy he derived from his childhood with children who came after him.
Jigglypuff sings to put people to sleep, not super-charge their hormones and force them to have sex. Pikachu is a MOUSE, Pooh is a BEAR. They’re totally different! And another thing, Pikachu was created by a JAPANESE PERSON and Pooh was created by a CANADIAN PERSON, not an American.
And, it was said before, but Pokemon promotes the idea of, “Hey, you may be small now, but you’ll grow to be bigger and stronger and smarter along the way.” It also teaches kids to be the very best they can be and to keep striving towards their goals and to never give up.
Secondly, comic books satanic? Wow, I… Just, wow… It’s Spider-Man and Super Man, for the love of… They aren’t pulling kids off the path of God or anything like that, it’s just harmless entertainment. I grew up with Spider-Man, Superman and Pokemon as a child and I’m not some sort of demonic little brat planning to take over the world using the forces of darkness and demonic powers AHAHAHA!
No.
You’re just some close-minded prick using propaganda and HORRIBLY researched information (you probably didn’t research at all) to get people to believe crap that isn’t even true. Hentai is basically porn and do you see ANY of that in Pokemon or Spider-Man? Pikachu was using Thunderbolt, not evolving. And the theory of evolution has a lot of evidence behind it unless you’re too close minded to believe that either.
Book burning? Wow, really? Get a LIFE. I hate people who just write off something as evil just because it doesn’t conform with what they believe or just because it’s different. I accept all walks of life: Gays, Muslims, anybody just so long as they are nice and kind. So next time, find out what you’re talking about before you go off spouting shit.
By the way, all of this was written by me: a fifteen-year-old high school student with insomnia (probably smarter than you) So good day and use that thing you were born with called a BRAIN! It’s why humans have them to begin with, dumb-ass.
Posted on 29-Sep-09 at 3:43 am | Permalink
Wow, Really? wrote:
Another thing. If you actually think somebody with epilepsy (which is a medical condition!!!!) or someone having a heart attack is “Demonic Possesion” then you are REALLY fucked up in the head, lady
Posted on 29-Sep-09 at 3:55 am | Permalink
You guys... wrote:
Hahahahaha. I love all these long winded comments people are leaving, and they will likely continue to leave, that will tell the author of the now 3 year old article how wrong he/she is, completely missing the blatant sarcasm and satire dripping from every word of the post.
People amuse me.
Posted on 16-Oct-09 at 6:45 am | Permalink
FireFox wrote:
Sigh, when I feel down I just come here to make my day. Reading these stories knowing the person who typed them and the website owner are beyond idiotic gives me a good laugh. Also your other stories make it sound like Vista is the only OS that can use Microsoft Office. Like YOU PEOPLE ARE FUC**** IDIOTS! Like I know some nice USA people but you… make them look like a disgrace! Glad and proud to be Canadian.
Posted on 16-Oct-09 at 9:18 pm | Permalink
Steven wrote:
THAT is a total lie!!!!!!!!
Posted on 21-Nov-09 at 3:32 pm | Permalink
Kirblord23 wrote:
Um..WHAT THE HELL!
Pokemon is an anime. It has nothing to do with anything you said. Pikachu is a mouse-type pokemon that pairs up with Ash Kechum and explores different regions, attempting to catch and beat as many pokemon as he can. Just that should be enough to tell you everything you said is wrong. Plus, you probably walked into a yaoi store. -_-
Posted on 21-Nov-09 at 6:10 pm | Permalink
PMC66 wrote:
When I was shown that article I laughed and thought it was a joke, is… this seriously for real??? *pffft proof here that ones belief in dogma to an extreme extent has damaged someoene.
Pokemon is a game series which is meant to be “enjoyed” i’ve been playing this game series since i was 9 years old do I worship the devil? no do i think religious fanatics need to keep there opinions to themselves at times when they are spewing bull shit? yes yes i certainly do :P
Posted on 21-Nov-09 at 6:56 pm | Permalink
Porygon64 wrote:
Ok,I lol’d.
Theres so much false info in this that I can take it seriously.
Metapod is MANLY-but not rare.
Pikachu is a combo of 2 words
‘Pika’ which means thunder
And ‘Chu’ which means Small.
Thunder thats small.
Jiggs is So manly,shes too manly to be a man. And if any pokemon is gay,its Garachomp >_>
Well,everything ive said has been said > 9000 times so Ill just say…
ICE CLIMBERS FOREVER!!
Posted on 21-Nov-09 at 9:18 pm | Permalink
Daniel wrote:
Ok, I wish those who say these “lame” post’s “ICE CLIMBERS FOREVER!!” should keep that to themselves.
I’ve noticed the decline in intellegent Statement’s here.
to those who read this. don’t reply. this person just want’s the attention, If this person beleave’s this. Then god help them, Because god will not except them for there action’s as they are.
Posted on 22-Nov-09 at 10:19 am | Permalink
joe wrote:
everyone who is a fan of pokemon in its entirety: stop posting.
Even in defense of pokemon, we’re only furthering anti-pokemon agenda. let’s just turn the other cheek, and let them believe what they want. why should we prove their ignorance? they prove their ignorance by themselves by calling pokemon evil.
They will never take away our right to choose our entertainment, nor will they forever have the right to choose other people’s right to believe in their own religion, the rights to our sexuality, and other rights they stomp upon.
Posted on 22-Nov-09 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
hey guys!! wrote:
Honestly Winnie the Pooh were great stories by the english author A.A. Milne and i mean english as in he’s from England. Comic books and the bible have a lot in common, they both describe a continuos battle between good and evil, and those who want the “hero” thrown in jail or killed. the main differance i’ve noticed is that comic books are a LOT more entertaining. Also while hentai is grouped under the anime genra, all anime is not hentai. the main distinction is the lack of nudity and sex… you know all that good stuff. Metapod is useless, jigglypuff sings a song to put people to sleep(and if singing makes you gay then damn i best quit singing), game points?… uh no. Crack kills, games don’t, plus some are made to improve memory or periferal vision. Some even help with overall fitness.
Posted on 17-Dec-09 at 8:58 pm | Permalink
valefor035 wrote:
Now, I am going to take time off the publishing of my Pokemon FanFiction in order to straighten every little bit of incorect information in this article.
1. Pokemon is Anime. Hentai is adult anime, Pokemon is children’s anime and therefore should be referred to as anime.
2. It is not Pokemon-land, the protagonists – known as trainers, not hunters – travel around different regions such as Kanto, Hoenn, Johto and Sinnoh.
3. It is pronounced Pokeh-mann, or something similar, not Pokey Men. And you accuse Jigglypuff of being gay.
4. Collecting and evolving Pokemon isn’t the primary goal these Pokemon TRAINERS have, but rather to defeat other TRAINERS in a bout of friendly, in no way harmless combat.
5. That is not an image of Pikachu evolving. It is an image of Pikachu using one of its attacks, known as ThunderBolt.
6. I wonder how many people think they are going to evolve into apes when they hit the age of fifteen, then King Kong look-a-like’s at mid-life?
7. ‘Pika’ means thunder, and ‘chu’ is, according to the Japanese, the sound that a mouse makes. As such, Pikachu is a mouse Pokemon, not a little yellow bear. It does not look like a bear.
8. Metapod is one of the most common and weakest Pokemon resembling a bug in its cocoon. It does nothing more than harden its shell to last a little longer in combat. It isn’t some Muslim moon symbol, because moons don’t contain bugs inside.
9.Jigglypuff is not ‘gay’ and ‘out’ – he/she sings in order to make its opponent sleep like a baby, therefore giving it an oppurtunity to attack its hapless opponent.
10. Very few of the Pokemon are intended to be evil. They’re as evil as the trainer wants them to be, and as such these evil trainers are eventually taught a lesson in how not to be evil in one way or another. Except Mewtwo. Mewtwo’s badass.
11. Pokemon is a game, a show, a piece of literature. Crack is not. Crack is a drug. Pokemon is not a drug. See where I’m gettig at?
12. Winnie the Pooh and Pikachu bear almost no resemblances. Pikachu doesn’t wear a shirt, is not a bear, doesn’t eat honey, and isn’t named after human excrement.
13. Evolution in Pokemon is much different than that of what Charles Darwin theorised. In Pokemon it happens instantaneously, in real life it happens over a long period of time.
Please, before you write an article that bad mouths stuff like this, actually do some in-depth research and get your facts straight. I am somewhat religiouys, and I don’t believe the whole evolution thing for one moment. You know why? Because I enjoy the Pokemon games and anime. Pokemon wasn’t created to be an evil product designed to swindle kids into becoming muslims or believe they could evolve into a muscly man with four arms, it was created to provide one of the best gaming experiences you could have at the time.
Also, look at it this way: The Pokemon aren’t really evolving, rather they’re just transforming, changing shape. Evolution and transformation are two different things.
And, uh, tell me what you think about the countless amounts of teenagers who write fiction about themselves becoming the “EVIL CREATURES”. I, myself, am a Pikachu, so I bear the mark of the devil in the form of my tail! Or at least, all the halfwits that don’t know that it is in the shape of a lightning bolt seem to think so.
Also, don’t knock Pikachu. Pikachu is cute.
-valefor035
Posted on 09-Jan-10 at 2:01 am | Permalink
Intelligent Person wrote:
First of all.
You miss, are BLIND. Like the REST of your fellow Christians. I truly feel sorry for your ignorance, I really do.
IF you really want to ‘see’ evil.
Look back at the crusades, or all the conflicts in the ‘name of god’. Or better yet, god’s plan. Yes, God’s Plan. He chooses when you are born, and when you die. If that’s true. Then he fully supports abortion, murder, ect ect. Because its his ‘plan’.
I could go on, but I really don’t need to. I’ve already wasted my time on you. You are beyond saving.
Posted on 10-Jan-10 at 4:40 am | Permalink
Intelligent Person wrote:
Oh, that’s right. I forgot, this sites regulated by people who can’t see the truth. Enjoy your tunnel vision.
You’re beyond saving.
Posted on 10-Jan-10 at 4:54 am | Permalink
SamPD wrote:
So we americans are this stupid.
How humiliating this garbage repressents us “God Loving” americans. For all I know, this is better then the average satire, or this piece of shit is intended.
It is most likely satire, but incase of the event that this turns out to be the real deal, I have some words for you.
For one, the spelling of this article should be noted.
Burning someones property? You do know that you can be arrested for that right?
Pikachu never even evolved in the anime, and while I am at it, this thing ain’t hentai, which in translation, means adult anime.
You christian scum don’t deserve to live,
as being the servants of satan. I know a good christian when I see one, but I wish you to burn in hell for this treachary.
Posted on 13-Jan-10 at 7:00 pm | Permalink
Leo Young wrote:
You are the BIGGEST idiot I have ever heard of. If I could walk the earth for 10,000 years and document the IQ of everything from a new born baby down to a piece of toe jam, I would NEVER find something with a lower IQ than you. The fact im even taking my time to post this is pathetic because its pointless… but i don’t even care! So enjoy my very short list of why you are an idiot.
1. Evolution is next to fact
2. no scientist ever said we evolved from monkeys, but we DID evolve from a common ancestor. Even 3rd graders know that.
3. you spelled pikachu wrong.
4.pikachu is a mouse not a bear,even 5 year olds know that, and thats not even to make fun of you. you are SERIOUSLY more dumb than a 5 year old
5.medapod is not powerful, it cant even attack. If anything its a metaphor for peaceful resistance, a skill that MLK practiced himself
6.Jigglypuff is USUALLY female, and the one in the anime that sings IS a girl. Its not gay, its meant for girls dumbass
7. its not perverted, and anything that is even VERY tame is punished in the show.
8.Hentai is anime porn, pokemon is made by a company that is famous for over the top tame games that have no offensive stuff in them to the point of driving off all ages above 12
9. You destroyed a comic book of what if i am to presume is the first issue of the fantastic 4. you didnt own it and its VERY valuable. You could have gotten sued for that big time.
10. You make shit up to prove your very flimsy lodgic, which shows you have no idea what the heck your talking about.
11. I don’t have all night *and I MEAN all night, as in I could take that long pointing it all out* so ill just say this.
EVERYTHING YOU SAID IS WRONG!!! There is maybe a few things in there that were so basic you were close enough for credit, but you were just completely wrong about everything you brought up, suggested, thought, created, ect. Heck BREATHING was the wrong thing for you to do, I recommend you correct that ASAP.
12.You made your entire religion look like A-holes in front of the entire world, you made them all look like idiots, and as i speak my friend has officialy abandoned jesus because of you.
You are an Disgrace on humanity, I seriously want you hunted down and killed and your child put into the care of a good mother and father who wont ruin the life that has been brought forth into this world.
NUFF SAID!!!!!!!
Posted on 17-Jan-10 at 1:35 am | Permalink
Leo Young wrote:
…On second thought, now that i look at the site… i made a mistake.
This is way to stupid to be real, I’m sorry this is clearly a joke. Still not funny but at very least im glad to realize this was to idiotic to be real XD
Posted on 17-Jan-10 at 1:51 am | Permalink
Zalgo wrote:
I am uncertain how you learned of the satanic principles of Pokemon, but it’s too late. I have nearly gathered the materials needed for the summoning ritual of a Metapod from the fiery depths of hell. Bow before me, or I shall have no choice but to further command Metapod to Harden, again and again until each miserable attack upon him glances away dealing pitiful quantities of damage, if any at all. Fleeing is your only option.
Posted on 19-Jan-10 at 5:59 am | Permalink
Lee wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Posted on 19-Jan-10 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
GenericallyEpic wrote:
I am Christian. I believe in God. I worship God. I pray to God. I go church. However, you just made us look like idiots. Please, please… I’m begging you… tell me this is a joke? You have to be joking? You are joking right? I mean, with all your typos and unresearched based claims, you’re making us all sound like idiots. Please, stop doing the devil’s work. I know that you can’t back up the Bible with facts, but the least you could do is back up your own research. I’m sorry but… you are so wrong… I don’t think I can be a true Christian anymore if you are supposed to be one. Methapod is a failure as a Pokemon. It’s “Pikachu” not the redneck way you spelled it. Pokemon is said like you say moose in plural form, it is the same. There are Pokehunters and Pokemanics, but those are just low level losers you fight. You messed Arceus, the God of the pokemon world that would actually support your half assed claims. You obviously must be joking. Cause if you’re not, you are too stupid to be safe for society.
Posted on 20-Jan-10 at 2:31 am | Permalink
Classified wrote:
I’m a Chirstain, but this is just… Wow.
First of all, Creationism has less followers then Evolution, and is beginning to be debunked.
Also, it IS okay to be gay. But it isn’t okay to be homophobic, like you are.
Posted on 30-Jan-10 at 6:27 pm | Permalink
CyndaquilMaster wrote:
This is crazy and funny at the same time. All of these are complete lies and it’s funny how uninformed you are. I don’t know if your sarcastic but I’m pretty sure the person Uri sued the company for making a card Dark Kadabra NOT Alazkazam. By the way is the author ever going to read this again? Because they’ll probably see that out of the first 30 posts, 25 of them disagreed, plus it’s about 3 1/2 years old.
Posted on 13-Mar-10 at 10:07 pm | Permalink
Joseph wrote:
You are a crazy, psycho, despicable nuthouse! Look, let’s start with Metapod. I believe in Jesus Christ and God like all of you, but this is psycho! So what if it is shaped like the crescent moon? Would it make a difference if it was shaped like anything else? No! So leave the Muslims alone! On top of that, Metapod is the opposite of strong! It’s just a cocoon. With this, Darwin’s theory can be proven true, because caterpillars (Caterpie) do turn into cocoons (eventually), which is Metapod. It will then turn it a butterfly (Butterfree), like most of us know. If you look online, there are several sites that will tell you that the information posted here is absolutely incorrect. Then, there is Pikachu. As stated beofre, is actually means Thunder Mouse. It looks nothing like a bear, so I beg this question: How much has God turned you away from society? There is religious, like myself, then there is over-religious, like you. Pikachu is a staple pokemon in this series. Also, did you use grammar and spell check? There are at least 20 errors up there! Anyway, that picture of Pikachu “evolving” is actually Pikachu using it’s signature move Thunderbolt, which blasts off the evil people, Team Rocket. There is NO copying of any sort here. Now, there is Jigglypuff. There are boy and girl pokemon of almost every species in the game, so how can you call it “gay” and “out”? Some people are gay and out, so you just have to zip your lip shut and get over it. As for the Alakazam theory, you are WAY off base. No one was trying to get their face on anything. It is just a psychic pokemon that can bend spoons and has an IQ of 5,000. Then, the people. Pokemaniacs are just people who like to collect for a collection, so you can imagine these as either geeks or housewives (if they are alone) so you can just stick it somewhere. Poke-hunters describes people who are poachers, or hunt pokemon for profit, so that is wrong. If you watched the series, it is actually called pokemon trainers, thank you very much. If you look at the modern series, there are also contest coordinators who try to make their pokemon look beautiful and glamorous. Society does not really need people such as yourself who cannot get facts straight. So, people, just step away from the Bible for a few good months and actually spend time to actually life, not to be trapped in books for the rest of your life.
Posted on 14-Mar-10 at 10:48 am | Permalink
Joeypals!! wrote:
Ok, people, that was not cool that you deleted my rant. Do you realize how much time I spent on it? Anyway, I will condense it, along with adding details. A. Let’s start with Winnie-The-Pooh:
- Boy
- Pink Backround
- Wearing no pants!!!
- Saying “I love you!”
- WEARING NO PANTS!!!
- Arms extended for a hug
- Did I mention no pants?
Pure sexuality.
B. Pikachu:
- Thunder Mouse
- NOT A Bear!
- (picture) Using Thunderbolt, not evolving
- Not ripping of Winnie-The-Pooh
- Nothing to do with sneezing
C. Metapod:
- Not even close to strong
- Leave the Muslims alone!
- So what if it is shaped like a crescent moon?
- Look up stats to look up first part
- Darwin’s theory is correct in this case, as a caterpillar turns into a cocoon
D. Jigglypuff:
- Can be either a boy or girl, like most pokemon (multiples obviously)
- With above, how can it be “gay” and “out”?
- Nothing sexual about it.
- With above, it just puts pokemon to sleep to pull a prank, nothing devil-like
E. Alakazam:
- IQ of 5,000
- Not being ripped off of anyone
F. Your grammar:
- Pikachu, not Picacu
- At least 20 grammar errors overall
- Did you use grammar of spelling check?
G. Religion:
- Usually, belief in one god
- God knows if you love him or not
- With above, there is no need to be super religious. Even if you try to live your life clean, you will still commit sins.
- Everyone usually goes to heaven if they believe in him anyway. The exception is criminals.
H. Super Heroes:
- People who save the lives of innocents
- Wear spandex
- NOT perverts!
I. Your actions on books:
- Books are meant to either educate or entertain
- Do you know how much money people spend on books?
- Your friend was perfectly right on getting mad at you. He spent his hard-earned money on those comics and you just burned them like you were the devil.
So, that’s that. People, do not delete this, or I will serious contact the ICC or whatever the internet management corporation is and shut this site down.
Posted on 14-Mar-10 at 11:40 am | Permalink
Joeypals!! wrote:
Just letting you guys know that the Joseph post was also me. But seriously, this lady is messed up.
Posted on 14-Mar-10 at 12:18 pm | Permalink
Pikachu Rules!! wrote:
You are a bitch. Who the fuck would think a MOUSE looks like a BEAR!!!
Jesus Christ!! How old are You? Can you even see? I’ve Been Playing it for 12 years and haven’t killed or done anything Bad!!!!!!!!! I own all the games, 15 plushies, 30 books, 3000 cards, and go on 2 online games!!! ALL POKEMON! Seriously. You need to get a life you Asswhore Bitch Faggot Shithead!
Posted on 22-Mar-10 at 5:30 pm | Permalink
Shinobi no Kitsune wrote:
Somehow i get the feeling that this has to be a really well thought-out joke written out by some guy with far too much time on his hands, or some bible thumper who actually takes this seriously….
O.o For the sake of my sanity, I opt for the first possibility.
Well, I guess, in the spirit of Tristan… *hits you with bible* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
Posted on 26-Mar-10 at 10:35 pm | Permalink
randomdude wrote:
someone needs to give this idiot a slap across the face, i grew up playing pokemon, and superheros save ppl, not fucking rape or molest them, god some ppl are stupud
Posted on 27-Mar-10 at 4:21 am | Permalink
shellythestupid wrote:
you do know that evolution was thought up by a religious CHRISTIAN man?
how ironic are you, you idiot? please tell me where you dwell, you half-brained moron, I want to rid you of this planet.
Posted on 27-Mar-10 at 10:48 am | Permalink
Deoxys wrote:
1. Pikachu is not evolving in that picture, he is uing Thunderbolt….
2. Metapod has crap base stats.
3. Uri Geller SUED Game Freak because of a Dark KADABRA card, not ALAKAZAM. He lost anyway.
4. Jigglypuff isn’t gay, in fact she isn’t a guy. (The TV how Jigglypuff, at least) She sings to put people to sleep, not to say “it’s okay to be gay”.
5. Hentai is the equivalent to Japanese of animated porn here. Pokemon has nothing to do and never officialy will have anything to do with porn or hentai.
Posted on 28-Mar-10 at 8:06 pm | Permalink
nigger wrote:
10/10 would rage again
Posted on 04-Apr-10 at 11:13 am | Permalink
You are an Idiot wrote:
1.Pokemon is pronounced Poh keh mon.
2.Alakazam is not based on a Pokemon.
3. Metapod is common, useless and not a moon but a cocoon (Hey I made a rhyme!)
4.Hentai is Japanese porn.
5.Jiglypuff does not use drugs on people and being gay is all right, not evil. Saying gay is wrong is satanic.
6.Pikachu isnt evolving, he is using thunderbolt.
7. Superheroes are good people, not perverts.
8. You are a total dick head.
Posted on 04-Apr-10 at 11:36 am | Permalink
mr. satan wrote:
HI HATE YOU!! you and your god!! will dissapear has the rest of us of this planet and the universe will continue evolving for million years, leave the people live their lives in the way they want!!, satanic my balls!! dickhead, your tales about god and that things will get more and more forgotten in the next years, you will see!!!
Posted on 13-Apr-10 at 12:00 am | Permalink
ShinyAeon wrote:
Okay, this article was from 2006, so I doubt anyone still looks at these comments…but I just have to ask:
This article IS a parody, right?
I mean, it has to be. It reads like something straight from The Onion. Nobody could actually write an article like this as serious. I knew it was a joke by the fifth paragraph.
The evidence is impossible to dismiss:
Superheroes as “graven images?” Jesus is the only superhero? Comics as idolatry?
Just observe this:
“That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous [borrowed] comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend…refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.”
Forget the contrast of the moralistic, self-righteous tone while describing the wanton destruction of someone else’s propery. Forget the delicious irony of implying that “a bunch of old comic books” is worthless, when the high price of rare comics is legendary. Forget the inclusion of the detail of repaying the victimized friend with Chick tracts (though it was an awesome touch, I freely admit).
But the giveaway was in the first sentence of that quote.
I mean, really. We’re supposed to believe that the average American in 2006 has ready access to a “blazing furnace?”
Think about it. Not a fireplace, not a grill, not even a wood-burning stove…but a FURNACE.
Who the hell heats their home with a “blazing furnace” these days? Even if they use a furnace, it’s hardly going to be a coal furnace – it would be oil, natural gas, propane.
The blazing furnace IS, however, a pretty standard cliche in cartoons…and this article is attacking a cartoon.
Coincidence? I think not.
Mind, if that weren’t the MOST obvious hint in the world, we’d still have the rest of the article, which takes bad research into the realm of an art form. “Japanese animations, or hentai,” Metapod being the “most powerful” Pokemon, and Jigglypuff being “gay” and “out,” – and, hilariously, the author going to a *comic book shop* to buy a Winnie-the-Pooh book (when any Walgreens probably has a few)…please! There isn’t one actual fact in this story. No serious article could possibly be THAT wrong.
Also, just about every article attacking Pokemon makes something of the seizure incident, but the sheer overkill here is nothing less than inspired. A picture of Pikachu “evolving?” Demonic Possession? Priceless!
Lastly, there’s the fact that the author claims he/she will give his/her niece a bunch of Chick tracts (never mind it’s mentioned twice here – Chick tracts are comedy gold) instead of Pooh books, and concludes with “I just know she will thank me.” That was truly the perfect sprinkle-laden icing atop this Biblically(!) overwrought cake.
Good one, “Tristan J. Shuddery.” A class-A parody, indeed.
Posted on 25-Apr-10 at 7:26 pm | Permalink
St. FrAwSty. wrote:
Hahaha.
I’ve been subscribed to this by Email for years..
I honestly can’t tell if this is meant to be Satirical or not..because I’ve actually met plenty of people with this type of mentality..
So just in case this isn’t a joke, I figured I’d post my opinion on some subjects.
First I’ll go ahead and start off by saying I’m a firm believer in God..not a saint by any means, just a pretty well closed belief.
I love how the Email’s are titled ”God’s Favorite” Blog…Ohhh STOP being such a fucking Child.
You, yourself, if you’re serious on this subject, are breaking one of the Ten Commandments every second of the day.
Do you really think God is en lighted that you’re shoving off everyone else’s opinions and making your OWN rules that if anyone gets in your fiery path they turn to ashes? I can understand rejecting opinions/etc. if they are going over board in a religion debate or something..BUT A LOT OF THE PEOPLE THAT DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THIS THREAD ARE IN FACT, CHRISTIANS.
Be wise, listen to other believer’s thoughts/opinions, don’t just shun them out..you’re going to regret it one day..Wisdom is power..as cliche as that sounds.
On towards a different segment now..
I..Myself, being Christian, have plenty of Atheist friends. God doesn’t want you to shun everyone out..you need to accept people for who they are, and if they don’t want to believe in Christ..then so BE IT!.
Since I believe in God whole heartedly, and have some Atheist friends..then according to my belief, I won’t be seeing them in the Afterlife. It’s a sad thought, yes, but I still don’t betray my friendship with them. I keep being friends with them not to try and convert them to Christians, but to have ”fun” with my Life as much as I can. If they happen to ask me about God or want to know more about Jesus..sure, I’ll teach them some things that I know..other than that though, it’s conversations that usually don’t involve that.
There is always a chance one of them can just spontaneously change and find the courage to believe in God. If they don’t happen to make it to the Afterlife, I will be sure to do a ceremony first thing..for they will live on in my memories, with my eternal body in Heaven.
Don’t take any of that above too literal..otherwise I’d sound somewhat sadistic..oh well,I always was pretty weird in the first place.
Pok’emon..stands for ”Pocket Monsters”. NOTHING Satanic in it at all.
Nothing wrong with being wrapped up in your Beliefs, but you have to know when you’re taking it too far. You’re being blinded by foolishness if you’re taking a simple action genre comic book, and thinking with the mentality that they are against God…same with Pok’emon..Satanic possession? Really? That is so amusing..
I can’t say much about Pok’emon that hasn’t already been posted on this blog..
I’ve played the series since Pok’emon red/blue versions..it’s a ”Video Game” with ”Fantasy”.
Do you know what ”Fantasy” is?
If you don’t, by all means, it isn’t meant to be taken literal and brought up to be compared to ”real life” customs.
If you have strong enough of a belief in God, you can watch whatever you please and not take offense to your belief. However, if it’s blasphemous..that’s a different story. BUT, BUT..if you had the Holy Spirit in you, you’d know right off the bat if the content was something to offend God directly.
You ever watch a Blasphemous video and get that deep, sinking feeling in your Chest? I’d had that happen to me before, plenty of times in the past and sometimes now whenever I run into something like that…I take take that as the Holy Spirit itself..just my way of feeling it, but you get the picture..hopefully.
Learn to appreciate ALL forms of Art..please..just try to..
I watch horror/gore movies daily..some Fantasy films with different beliefs brought in..some Satanic, some Wiccan..but it’s all ”fantasy” if you’re watching it.
It doesn’t offend God..just get over it.
Man..so much I have to say…I’d made a hell of a messy, illiterate post..thanks to you..haha.
I’m just going to stop here before I embarrass myself..I just hope this is all meant to be Satire.
I honestly can’t stand how bastardized Christianity has become.
I suppose that’s why I stay out of religions, and just ”Believe”.
Don’t believe everything you hear off of Fox News and most of the Media shown on Television..
Posted on 25-Apr-10 at 11:08 pm | Permalink
WriteThemWrong wrote:
you guys are all morons for agreeing with this. the over analysis of a kids show offers absolutely insight or value. this is simply along the same lines of conspiracy theories.
please leave the kids stuff alone and to the people that really care: the kids
Posted on 26-Apr-10 at 7:37 pm | Permalink
miHp wrote:
I can’t believe this crap I mean I’m a Christian but I have seen pokemon and most of the ” Racial slurs and other Crap is taken out I have seen pokemon and most of the stuff in this article coming from a person who has not watched any is pure Crap….I do understand how pokemon could be construed as small demons or creatures that are summoned to aid in the what ever the person is calling them to do.. but as far as the rest of the crap that is in the article it is irrelevant and fabricated.
Posted on 27-Apr-10 at 2:15 am | Permalink
sammah wrote:
You seriously must be fucking stupid…. I lol’ed at Poke Mens.
DO YOU EVEN know ANYTHING about pokemon?
Not poke Men Pokemon!
Notice the Mon!
IMO, You are a lifeless uber-biblian dude… or chick filled with over 9000 things of estrogen (lol) (no flames plz) and you are one of those crazy people…
Kinda remind me of my sister lol
No but seriously….. I like Pokemon, ITS A VIDEO GAME, not satanic… (you are satanic…) and a cartoon… Go fuck yourselve… have a nice day.
BTW!!! Stop brainwashing your imaginary niece…. or your imaginary pastor :)
Posted on 03-May-10 at 4:39 pm | Permalink
Erin wrote:
:) This article made me laugh. It feels good to know that somewhere in the world there is some closeted gay Christian fundamentalist who is not only incredibly stupid but also must suffer from some sort of mental disability in the world.
This just made my day. Thanks :)
Posted on 04-Jun-10 at 3:48 am | Permalink
zeroslash wrote:
And this is why I’m agnostic.
Posted on 09-Jun-10 at 2:58 pm | Permalink
Proud American wrote:
Really? I really don’t like all of you Germans posting this “Impeach Bush” crap. If you’re in the United States, get the heck out and go back to your WONDERFUL tree-hugging country. We don’t want you here if all you’re going to do is nay-say and try to bring someone who ACTUALLY TRIED TO DO SOMETHING FOR THE COUNTRY down, and if you’re NOT in the United States, Mind your own freaking business! You can’t vote! You have no say in what happens in our country!
Posted on 03-Jul-10 at 3:23 am | Permalink
Proud American wrote:
In addition to that… I have a lot of respect for whoever it is if someone is manually reading over these comments and approving them. I have to say, I probably wouldn’t have the ability to approve them being put on here.
Posted on 03-Jul-10 at 3:25 am | Permalink
Sheldon wrote:
I should say, I’m a huge fan of this blog. Nice job.
Posted on 14-Jul-10 at 8:58 am | Permalink
I HAVE OVER 9000 METAPODS wrote:
THEY ARE THE STRONGEST.
Posted on 22-Jul-10 at 1:21 pm | Permalink
Alex wrote:
wow the ignorance that i’ve just read is astounding.
Posted on 22-Jul-10 at 5:05 pm | Permalink
Charles wrote:
umm miss there are alot of flaws in your ‘theory’ picachu does nto resemble winni the pooh. SHE resembles more of a rodent, Jiggly puff is a woman so your Homosexual theory is wrong. umm metapod does not resemble the half cresent moon of the muslim culture. not all comic book stores are dark. but some are to keep glare down on the plastic and keep the books in good condition not because they are satanic. you do know that some comic book stores sell christian comic also right? and if you think this stuff is bad and mis-leading children from god then winni the pooh must also be mis-leading since they emply that animals ‘evoled’ to be able to understand and use the english language
i am a christian and practice my religion and have yet to see how pokemon is evil i have read the bible and i am reading it again. you have blown this show way out. pokemon is a harmless show with no religious aspects what-so ever
Posted on 23-Jul-10 at 11:10 am | Permalink
Charles wrote:
also proud american. bush may have tried to help but he did hav screw ups. and cost america alot of money..
and by what your saying illegals have the right to vote which is also wrong. id rather have a foreign legal person over an illegal ‘american’ anyday
Posted on 23-Jul-10 at 11:17 am | Permalink
Herpin' mah derp wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No, seriously. This is cute, thinking pokemon is “evil”, I think if you used the amount of brain power you did looking for “evil symbolism” in pokemon into something constructive like making a science project with your niece or teaching her how to play a sport she’d be a brilliant child.
Posted on 27-Jul-10 at 8:53 pm | Permalink
Keegan wrote:
Ok, you have MANY mistakes in your article.
1. it’s spelled Pikachu, not “picacu”.
2. you always say “pokemon”, never “pokemons” or “pokemen”. “Pokemon” is both singular and plural.
3. Metapod completely fails. He is one of the weakest pokemon there are, and it’s shaped like a cacoon, not a crescent. There are far too many of them in the games… they really are a nuisance.
4. Evolutions is widely proven, not widely debunked. In fact, the next time you eat any potato products, you’re eating potatoes that scientists have EVOLVED to be resistant to disease. Yes, they evolve potatoes. and humans. and anything else that’s living. the reason there are ne