Pokemon: The Yellow Peril
Friends,
Aren’t kids wonderful? My youngest niece is six years old and already a great little reader. She loves to read all kinds of books, but she tells me that her favorite (apart from the Bible) at the moment is Disney’s Winnie-The-Pooh. These charming all-American children’s stories are based on the popular animated series that has entertained generations. Since it’s her birthday next week I decided to go to a big-city comic-book store to get her something special.
Pooh Loves you by Fran Posner, an excellent children’s book (ISBN 0736413057). I can also recommend another great book from the Disney company, the Winnie-the-Pooh Annual 2007 (ISBN 1405226056). Fran is such an imaginative writer, I do hope she writes more of her endearing Winnie the Pooh series.
At first, the store appeared to be just a slightly-squalid book-shop. It reminded me of a library, except that the books were smaller, wrapped in plastic and the walls were decorated with outlandish posters promoting spandex-clad super heroes and villains. As a child I had become familiar with characters like “Super-Man” and “Spider-Man” who used their extraordinary super-human abilities to fight crime.
I remember one day I had brought home a bunch of comic books that a friend had loaned to me. Our pastor saw me reading a copy of “Spiderman”, and that’s when he explained to me that these “super-heroes” are graven images.
“The real super-hero”, he explained “is Jesus Christ. What super-power could be greater than dying on the cross to save us from our sins.”. My pastor was right, these “super-heroes” were nothing more than perverts:
Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL “Fantastic Four” are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!
Compared to the miracles of the Resurection or the Pentecost, “Spidey’s” web-slinging act is tawdry stuff. That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
A comic-book store. Why must shops that specialize in kids books be so dark and satanic? I fear that like most media, comic-books have fallen prey to liberal perversions.
So it was with growing suspicion that I set foot in that store, looking for some harmless entertainment for my beloved niece. I asked the young shop-assistant if he had the latest Winnie-the-Pooh Annual, and he claimed that he did not stock it. Instead he offered me a collection of “Pokemon” books, which I bought because it’s principal character (A yellow bear-like creature) was somewhat similar to the Disney’s Pooh.
It was only when I had got home that I found that I had been deceived. The Pokemon series are anything but innocent - they are a foreign made manual of perversion and junk-science, designed to lure kids away from God. The more I researched this “Pokemon”, the more disturbed and offended I became:
Pokemon is one of the most popular Japanise animations or “Hentai”. It concerns a group of teenage human “Pokemon-Hunters” or “Pokemaniacs” and their adventures in Pokemon-land populated by fictional creatures called Pokemen (pronounced Pokey-Men) .
These kids are on a mission to collect and “evolve” every single type of Pokemon in order to become the most feared Pokeomon-Hunter in the land. That’s right: Evolve!
An image of Picachu “Evolving”, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just “epilepsy”, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.
You know, I almost missed it, but the more I read the more I saw it… The Pokemon books, movies and games are a way of teaching kids to accept Darwin’s widely-debunked theory of Evolution.
If a child can be taught that “Caterpie” can evolve into a “Metapod”, then she might also be tempted to believe that Ape-like beings can evolve into Homo sapiens. This is a dangerous and absurd idea, which alone would make the Pokemon products unsuitable for my niece, but was that the extent of the problem? Unfortunately, I had only begun to discover the evil of the Pokemons.
It seems that many of the Pokemon characters that the kids collect are themselves inspired by liberal “alternative-lifestyles” and devil-worship:
Picacu: pictured above is one of the most popular Poke-men in the series. Most characters have humorous names. This character’s name comes from Piko (meaning small) and “Choo”, the sound one makes when sneezing. Pikachu’s is uncannily similar to Disney’s more wholesome “Winnie the Pooh”. I wonder if Fran Posner is aware that a Japanise company is attempting to pirate her original characters?
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products. I’m sure I need not remind you of the danger of the occult - it’s the fastest route to hell. Children are encouraged to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” - Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery. This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
These are only a tiny subset of the evil characters that are clearly intended to corrupt children. Recently I discovered that many of these monsters had been included in a game, marketed by a Nintendo subsidiary called “Game Freak”.
Craig Harris, the editor of IGN, a games review site described the Pokemon games as “More addictive than crack”. Crack-cocaine is illegal in every country (except Iran), and we wouldn’t give it to our kids, so why should we give them Pokemon games?
That night I set fire to all those Pokemon products. I wouldd sooner cut my own eye out than offer my dear sweet niece such satanic trash. I think this year I shall give her a collection of Jack Chick tracts instead. I just know she will thank me.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
Tristan, once again you have saved thousands of souls from an eternity of sitting in a vat of their own boiling vomit in Hell.
Y’all are just gonna have to forgive me when I say that I stand in awe of you! Jesus truly walks beside you to lead you through the valley of the shadow, son. I’m gonna start calling you Paul Harvey because you do anything that you need to to find out the rest of the story!
God Bless You, Tristan!
I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know so much about Pokemon, but I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m sure my guestfamilies sons can help me with that, I will wait with debunking this stuff, when they are home. But I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m pretty sure that Japanese people do not want to give more power to the Islam. Uri Geller paid millions of Dollars to be in the game? Please show me the article, webpage etc. were you have this from!
But first of all here is a fact: Winnie Pooh was invented by A. A. Milne an English author. After his death his wife sold the rights of the characters to the Disney Company.
Second: What is “Crack-cocaine”?
Third: “Crack-cocaine” (I think you mean crack) is not legal in Iran, same thing for cocaine.
Apart from a bunch of ill-educated religious fundamentalists, mainly in the US mid-West, widely-debunked by whom?
Winnie the Pooh is the creation of British author A.A. Milne, not Disney, although they own the copyright for the somewhat lacklustre cartoon version.
You might be surprised that I agree with you about Pokemon, but because it is mindless crap intended to extract money from children not because of any religious significance.
1. Winnieh Pooh was invented by a Brit. His wife sold the rights to Disney after his death.
2. Well, except in the Middle West of the USA, which is mostly populated by moronic, lunatic, religious wackos, Darwin?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s theory isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t “widely debunked”. Actually most good educated people think that evolution exists. And you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re the living proof for that it can go wrong!
3. I won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t comment on Pockemon, just because I can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t stand this stuff. Except one: Comparing that Pickachu and Winnie Pooh will reveal a lot of differences, so no pirating, mmmkay?
The German Guy
Could someone give Bush a blowjob so that we can impeach him?
I agree on the following things: Pokemon is stupid. It includes a lot of light effects that may be dangerous for people who suffer from epilepsy (don’t know if I spelled that right).
BUT I disagree on the following:
1. Pokemon is not Hentai! It’s a so-called Anime (Animation). Hentai is just another category of Anime and means “Adults only” (including sex, bad language and blood) and Pokemon is definitely NOT Hentai.
2. Metapod isn’t powerful. It can’t do anything but wait until a fight is over for more than three levels of development. The Pokemon evolving from it is strong, though.
3. Jigglypuff does not “sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery” - its songs only makes the characters sleep like babies.
4. In difference to crack and cocaine, you can’t die of watching/reading/playing Pokemon. But it may very well make a child want to play more of it.
5. You had take a picture of the darkest book store you could find, didn’t you? Well, I can’t speak for America, but here in Germany, the majority of book stores is much brighter.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
You’re stil crazy! Crack isn’t legal in Iran. It’s legal where YOU live though I bet.
Pokeman has nothing to do with evolution.
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Winnie the Pooh is by Disney. They supported the nazis!
@sen
If you photograph a bookstore against the light and don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t use a flash, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s allways dark.
Sen said some stuff about Pok??Ǭ©mon, but as i?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been told, there is another mistake: On the picture were you say:
“An image of Picachu ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Evolving?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, from the Pokemon TV Hentai series. Whe this show was first broadcast in Japan, many kids had violent convulsions. The Pokemon-people said it was just ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?epilepsy?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, but knowing what I know now about this show I suspect that it was demonic posession.”
This Pikachu is not evolving it is using its flashattack and like the 8 year old son of my guestfamily said Pikachu never evolves, because it is one of the maincharacters in the series.
Oh, why do you have “to study occult techniques in order to win the most game-points” if there is no thing like “game-points” in the game and like the 8 year old boy showed me you just have to battle other Pok??Ǭ©mon with it? Is it not a little bit embaracing to get debunked by a 8 year old boy?
Pokemon, the animated version, is not anime, it is made by 4Kids enternaiment an American company …
@th3th3: YOu are right. Pikachu never evolves in the series, though it COULD. And you are also right about the game points. There simply are no game points. The goal is to get your Pokemon strong enough to win the battles against the world champions and to catch all Pokemon there are.
God bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
P.S.: In case anyone wonders why I know all that stuff though I don’t like: I’ve been playing it years ago, as did my brother. By now, I consider it a little bit too stupid.
Most of what you wrote about the Pokemon series/games is wrong! I hope nobody believes the shit you are producing here. Your “facts” about Winnie Pooh are mostly wrong as well…
Both were part of my childhood and there is not anything bad about them.
Are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
@DCpunk…sadly, yes. One of them runs the US.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InEL3Ohs0oc
Even this stupid tit sees it, why can’t you?
Your all American Winnie was actuually a Canadian born bear that was made popular durring WWII when it was left in a London Zoo after the Canadian solder that brought it to the UK was ordered to the battle fields.
Well, once again the liberals don’t wanna bother to check the fact with the people that know what’s what. I just checked with a Negro that I came to my Promise Keepers group once and he told me that “crack cocaine” is just fine.
Pokemon isn’t as addicting as crack, as soon as I played through a couple Pokemon games I lost interest. Without external influence a crack addict stays on the powder for years and years and never looses interest.
Computers, however, have a power over me that no drug could ever have.
And my two bit of japanese knowledge for you:
“pika” means sparkling
“chu” is the sound made by mice (I know, Japan as the weirdest sound effect ever)
so pikachu is nothing but a sparkling mouse. Not a stupid yellow bear.
While I’m at it, “evolving” in pokemon is different from what you believe, it’s not based on Darwinian idea, it’s more like growing: for exemple, the caterpillar pokemon (caterpie) evolves into a cocoon (the useless metapod) then into a butterfly (butterfree).
And “hentai” means “very strange”, strange enough not to be shown to kids, so it includes sex, drugs and stuff. Pokemon is not hentai.
Oh and Tristan, would you lend me your Bible? you probably won’t take offense if I end up burning it, right?
This article is dreadful.
This site show how the average american is so stupid (not all are) but people how host this site are.
America learns geography thanks to the wars.
I can’t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you’ve said is remotely true.
The best one is Billy Bob Neck. Are you really sure it was a negro and not your daughter or your meta addicted sister? ;)
Trying to show us that we are stupid by showing us the only fact that is right in this whole article.
YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID! HOW DO YOU SAY THAT EVERY LITTLE POKEMANS IS SATANIC! GODDAMIT MADASDASHJASJKXCBZCBKAEHQWLYEQWLADJXHAKHJAKHJKDHASD KJAS ALSO NIGGER COCKS…. NIGGER FUCKING COCKS
Once again Shelley our dear Resident Republican sheds light once again on this sinful and sinister “cartoons” that teach kids to worship the devil and pretend everything is okay! Well it’s not! Shelley may the good lord bless you and everyone else (Except for those filty Europeans)!
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I can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe how badly you embarrass yourself by posting this crap.
At least do REAL research before posting garbage, nothing you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve said is remotely true.
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Ermm..when was the last article posted on this site EVER researched??? Ignorance truly IS bliss for some people.
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are there really people this incredibly stupid in the world?
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the one’s that run this site
Sounds like someone’s a little jealous of her niece’s love. Get a dictionary and a life while you’re at it. You’re a few years late to the Pokemon bashing fest as well, genius.
God would comdemn you to an eternity in hell with that kind of attitude.
You’re joking, right Shelley?
You are. You must be. I refuse to believe that you are actually this stupid. It is technically impossible for a member of the human race to achieve this degree of stupidity.
Waaaaa…. me not hentai. :( :( :(
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she’s gettin’ into the Great Heaven!
I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV MAH POKEMANS
I USE DEM TO WORSHIP DEH DEVIL
… wtf research did you do??? ladies and gentlemen, this is what you get for being incestuous bastards. Although i bet you won’t even understand what i’m saying, howbout u try having sex with someone not in ur family? U RETARD BASTARD
*RETARDED
lmao.
By the way, did you know that Pok??Ǭ©mon is a video game and that the series was created after it?
THAT IS GRADE-A BULLCRAP! If those pokemon folks were subliminally warping the minds of little children it would be much more obvious! How could children just think like “JigglyPuff is pink. I wanna be gay!” And it IS okay to be gay! What is wrong with you people? And that is more addictive than crack is a figure of speach!
That is the silliest thing I have ever read, you are jumping to some pretty massive conclusions with no solid evidence to back you up.
I am 20 and have been a fan of pokemon ever since it began here in Australia.
The TV series, comics, games etc do not promote any of the horrible things that you have suggested in your ramble.
They teach friendship, teamwork, self-improvement and many more positive things.
I think if you look hard enough you can find ‘evil’ in almost anything, even your beloved Winnie the pooh.
Having been a fan for many years I can assure you that most of what you have said is incorrect, even your pronunciation of the word pokemon is wrong.
A perfect example is one the pokemon you have featured, metapod is not only not very popular it is one of the weakest pokemon, and it is not sought after at all, its next evolution is a butterfly, which is more popular. If you do a search for it on the Internet you will see that this is true.
Watching, reading and playing pokemon never did me any harm, in fact it brought my sisters and I together and I made many friends though playing the games. If you do some research you will find this is also the case for thousands of other children.
I am not saying you are not entitled to your own opinion, if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like pokemon fair enough, but making rash and untrue claims such as these is unfair.
I for one found this very offensive and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure there are many others who would feel the same way, I suggest that you make sure you know what you are talking about before you go making outrageous claims such as these.
I challenge anyone to do some research on pokemon and find out for yourselves.
If anyone agrees / disagrees or wants to ask me questions feel free!
I know a lot about pokemon and I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d be happy to show you the truth.
Also, Pikachu is very popular; in fact he is my favourite pokemon, however he is an original creature, he looks nothing like Winnie the pooh, one of the only things they have in common is the fact that they are the same colour, and they aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even the same shade of yellow!
another aussie yay.
This article is so clever it must be written to make democ-rats look bad.
You really don’t know your facts and use far-fetched and unbased arguments. Get a life.
Uri Gellar actually isn’t an occultist. He just uses slight of hand.
does anybody know where to find mew in the game? god damnit! ive been playing this game for over 7 years now and i still cant catch them all! where the hell is mew. this game is addictive or something, like some sort of drug.
Before I start talking about the anime you have presented above, I would like to point out your rude gestures towards artists all over your website. For every piece of art you have show, you haven’t mentioned the artists name or the work’s name, and you’ve covered up convantional areas with your little jesus heads, when expressive artwork is perfectly legal for public viewing, even to small children. This is extremely rude to the artists out there.
Second of all, your facts on Pokemon are complete nonsense. It was aired in JAPAN as a violent show, we don’t care what they air over there, because when it aired here in america, the violence was taken out where there was death. Other things you should know are one, Pikachu never evolves, two, Metapod is the weakest of Pokemon, he cannot anything, it sits in a shell and waits to grow into a butterfry, third, Alakasam doesn’t force kids to learn psychic powers, it’s a video game where the pokemon level up on their own, and fourth, Jigglypuff sings people to sleep, it’s no trance, and there’s no drugs involved.
All of your data has nothing to back it up for, where are your sources?
Oh, and finaly, in the bible, read Matthew 23:25, where it says, “Shut the fuck up!”
Thanks much,
Ryan
shelly i really feel sorry for ur poor niece. growin up in the type of world u hav depicted. u ar in serious need of help!!!!every subject on this site has presented us with more fairy tales than disney movies combined.
Shelleys starting to sound more like the anti-christ lmao.
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:41 pm
Shelley must be a Prophet of god herself! I know for a fact she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gettin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ into the Great Heaven!
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Brendon October 1st, 2006 11:03 pm
@ Proud to be a Non US Citizen:
Shelley is just shining the light Jesus would want her to, since Jesus has yet to come back yet, She is doing the right thing by telling us all of the Sinful and horrible things.
Im sorry but..i think this is oddly similar to the Anti-Christ. Seems like youl worship shelley.
Where do you get off feeding false information to the masses? first of all, pikachu doesn’t evolve in the series. second, that’s a pic of pikachu performing a thunderbolt attack.
And “Demonic possession” instead of convulsions? no such things. The day demonic possessions happen is the day hell freezes over. Also, it wasn’t the first episode. it was the episode where ash and pikachu entered a virtual reality, and the flashing of red and blue and white happened so fast that those who suffer from epilepsy suffered an attack.
Hentai? no. Hentai refers to animated porn, not animation. if it was hentai, then guess what christian cartoons would be? need I say it? so I blew that theory out of the water.
I don’t even want to waste my time correcting your mistakes. I am a Christian. I am a Pokemon fan. I would rather you get both facts straight. but I figured I’d just work on the ones that I can work on ethically. I’ll leave faith to you. after all, it is just an opinion based on faith. but let’s please not get simple family oriented fun with senseless speculation. (believe it or not, entire families do play the game. a family that plays together, stays together, right?)
Wow–When I was first reading this, I honestly thought it was a joke. My bad–everyone has their own set of beliefs, and just because I’m a christian-flavoured athiast doesn’t mean I have the right to critique the hardcore believers…But…honestly…What are you thinking?
Pokemon might not always have the best values and may not be the most creative thing ever invented, but it does have values (such as respecting friendship, having ambition and setting goals and helping those in need).
Also, get your facts straight: PIKACHU’s name comes from pika, a mouse-like rodent and “chu”–the Japanese sound for electriccal sparks, I believe. Metapod is NOT a rare pokemon, Jigglypuff simply puts pokemon and people to sleep with its song, and Pokemon is NOT a hentai anime. HENTAI refers to pornographic anime, which Pokemon most definitely is not.
I believe that Disney lives too much of a lie–it promotes an incredibly squeaky clean image that will only create a traumatic reaction in the child when they finally are exposed to the REAL world. Therefore, your child should not be force-fed Disney, either. In fact, in Japan, Pokemon is something like the equivalent of Disney. Different cultures have different values, and so it is unfair to pin this as “the work of Satan”. Does that mean that the Japanese are demons for their values?
I think that this criticism of Pokemon is inaccurate and overrated. You have taken every little mishap to the implausible extreme. I’m sure that if one were to analyze Disney in the same way, we could find just as many sacriligious faults. I mean, in many movies, they’re starting to say, “Oh my God”. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but my grandmother told me to never take the Lord’s name in vain.
And, if Christians are supposed to be accepting and tolerant of others, than what is wrong with supporting those of other religions? If evolution does not exsist, then tell me how animals survive in changing environments? For your intense belifes, I’m surprised that you’re using the internet to express these ideas. Shouldn’t it be considered “satanic” in some way or another? I mean, there is access to so many unholy things here.
My rant’s done. Doing spellcheck would have been nice, too.
The fact that you exist and made such garbage is making me doubt whether there is a God.
First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.
It is a little-known fact that Tokyo, the capitol of China, is the epi-centre for all past and future “hell-quakes.” These tremors in the earth-crust cause the so-called “epileptic” sezures in our children–and some adults! These are not epileptic fits at all, but daemonic possessions. The hell-quakes cause the skull and head-bones of humans–children in particular–to resonate at the desired frequency that allows daemonic entities to take hold of their human host bodies. Interestingly enough, that resonating sound is F-sharp, the same note that the Pokeyman songs are recorded an sang in!
The Pokeyman cardgame was invented by such a possessed individual, Ghengis Khan Junior. He formed these “magical” cards during history’s most darkest of rituals when America and England, in an attempt to save all of Asia, were dropping nuclear bombs on Peking and Toronto. In nearby Bankhok, Japan’s capitol city, several hundred children (666 to be precise) were gathered together and used as etheral sustenance for the dark lord of Asia–Abazagorath, who eternally thirsts for the blood of unbaptized children. Their life-force was drained and was used to create the 666 Pokeyman cards … coincidence?! When your child is possessed, there is a chance that their soul could be replaced by one of these forlorn and abandoned children’s souls. It’s sad, really.
Because our children are baptized and pure, the wickedness from the far East longs to lure them away from us by using the seductive and evil Pokeyman cards. Then, they are taken in and their baptism is reversed in a sick ritual that is officialy endorsed by Satan himself. Lawyers who represent China have so far denied these facts, but the truth will set them free, hallelujah!
If you spell ‘Pokeyman’ backwards you get ‘namyekop.’ It is not yet fully understood the significance of this daemon Namyekop, but he is the lord of the colours pink and yellow–Pokeyman colours! Hardly a fluke of coincidence. Our Christian experts have banned all yellow and pink things since this discovery in 1947. Look around your homes and workplaces, friends, and see for yourself just how far this evil has infiltrated your home and daily lives. Namyekop is everywhere!
Thank you, Shelly the republican for fighting the good fight. We must be strong in these dark days of pink and yellow gay evil.
God bless!
Hi
Im 13 and have watching pokemon since it came out in Aus.
I understand your religous belifes, and think it cruel what people have said about you and to you.
But, on the other hand, you have gotten pokemon completly wrong.
There are no drugs, sex, and all violence was edited out, not that there was much in there to begin with. Jigglypuff is not gay, and there are no gay themes.
You said many children had demonic possesions from the time started airing, this is not true. One episode caused epilepsy attacks, because there were many bright lights. This episode was not shown anywhere else in the world because of the epilepsy attacks.
Pokemon evolve, yes. But it is more like growing. They become stronger and smarter and the change their looks, much like we do from baby, to teen, to adult, to old person/grandpa-ma.
Metapod was designed like a cocoon, a coincidence for a crecent moon. Though it might not be a coincidence, the designer could have been muslim, yet there are no religous themes in pokemon.
Pokemon deals with friendship, over coming difficult times together, caring, ect. many people have made friends by playing the card games and trading pokemon. It is a fave pastime for many peeps.
David Joshua wrote: “If you spell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Pokeyman?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ backwards you get ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?namyekop.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥” Thats not how pokemons spelt. P O K E’ M O N. no y, no a. no reference to a demon.
there was only the one server outburst of epilepsy. these are ot caused by the tremors. I advise you not to listen to david Joshua, he cant get Japan and China right, so hes bound to get other things wrong, which is true.
Pokemon card games were a follow up from the video games and tv show. [[Hentai, btw, is japanese animated porn and extremly violent and has strong references [from what ive heard]. Pokemon is none of these things.]] There are MORE the 666 cards, no reference to satan. the were created in 1992-4 i believe, and are still being made now.
David Joshua has got all his ‘facts’ wrong. So have you.
I understand your belifes and your point of thinking, but i think you should do more research into pokemon before giving false arguements and saying its from the devil or whatever.
Give pokemon a chance. Its been a thing of many peoples childhood for years, and it wont stop. And it shouldnt because its stands for many good things.
I agree with you on one or two points though- pokemon look extremely silly and have stupid names. but that just adds to there ‘charm’.
Thanks, N
o_q I am not gay. I believe the gay Pokemon was Chikorita. And then again we have the homophobic Pokemon… Scizor. Now I was next to a Scizor in our Pokeballs… and he kicked some Chikorita ass.
Pwn and exit.
Pokemon is evil, yes I agree, but there are other evil ‘hentai’ shows out there. Shows like Inukami! (menaing Dog-God), where the main character likes to wander naked in the streets and engages in homosexual acts with a cross-dresser in women’s underwear and a man who peeks on young girls in the bath. Shows like Inuyasha and Naruto which contain demons and gods as beings of good instead of evil. I urge you to take caution if you attempt to understand the perversion that is Bleach, where attempts are made to deny the existence of God and Heaven.
you are a whack bitch you know nothing the english version has jack shit in common with the japanese version because of 4kids
get a brain you bible bashing freak!!
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you are a retard there is no corolation between pokemon english and pokemon japanese thanks to 4kids I would under stand if you where calling battle royal evil but ya not
you are a bible bashing retard
HAIL SATAN
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.
Personally, I believe if Jesus was here right now, he’d say:
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch
Uh…what? Hentai = animated Japanese porn. Pokemon is a childrens show and is NOT porn. I know. I’ve watched it since I was 8. If what you found IS in fact how you described, then what you have is Doujinshi = fan comics. Drawn by fans and not related to the series.
Really the show is just innocent fun. :)
Wow… thats … scarry.
great example of debunked darwinism in there too. cattapillers totaly dont become caccons in real life. nope not at all. the caccons are their own seperate organisims that have absolutely no reason to exist, other than to be a house for the ocasion al butterfly right?
man i hope your like me, and hate them hospitals. thats the worlds worst god hating facility. all those people in there are taking gods actions and trying to undo them. mabey god wants you to die in this car accident and wants you to have a slow misserable life.
and thos police, stoping that guy from mugging you. god didnt want you to have thet purse.
theres plenty of things to blame on not liking god, so why do you have to bring a false world into the against god idea? its just imsanity there.
Oh yes, and next time you may want to do a LITTLE bit more reaserch before posting something like this, which is obviously NOT in your area of knowledge. Your translation of Pikachu’s name and the pronunciation of the title are both incorrect. Jigglypuff is not gay, nor does SHE sing about homosexuality. Her song only makes characters fall asleep.
Pooh = bear
Pikachu = mouse
The connection? There is none.
And I’m sorry to hear that you set fire to your pokemon products. What a tragic loss of entertainment….
My advice to anyone that has read this: This woman is tragically misinformed and her article should be disregarded.
Stupid american. Spider-Man is a better role model than George W. Bush or Dick Cheney, or any of the shit you’re talking here. He’s a hero, you fuckface…even if he’s not real, he saves more lifes than your stupid monkey president has saved in Irak.
I respect the fact that Jesus is our savior, but, i mean…really, you should have to take a trip to Japan or Europe and see how they like you fucking republican gringo.
Metapod isn’t one of the most powerful pok??Ǭ©mon, you piece of ignorant shit; Jigglypuff isn’t gay and is written ‘Pokemon’, no pokey-men, asshole.
And the worst thing that happened to the world since mickey mouse was created, is Winnie the Pooh; it completely disturbs the creation of A.A. Milne.
Republicans Sucks!
Cthulhu Mess America! (only USA, not all the continent, we in the south are far better than the reps)
it’s “poke’mon”
Like all of the above posters (except maybe that Joshua guy… I’m not sure if he was kidding or not), you are wrong. I wanna refrain from calling you a ‘retard’ or ‘crazy-ass bitch’ like, as I’m pretty sure you already know you are. This artical was mis-informed, and I was angered/humored by it.
And, for the record, POKEMON is a kick-ass game, and though I hate the anime with a passion, I will defend it from fundamentalist Christians like your self with tooth and claw.
And FWI, I’m an Athiest. (0h no3z!!1 j3suz z gun4 kl m3!!1)
Pfft… Pokemon being evil is about as crazy as worshipping a mentally deranged son of a carpenter who belives he’s the son of God… *Chuckles to self*
And, even though age isn’t important, I’m 13.
Lastly,
1. Metapod sucks. As does its whole line. It is NOT one of the most populer pokemon. And its based on a coccoon, not an Islamic moon :|
2. I’m surprised you didn’t unleash an attack on Houndoom or Murkrow. Its a hell-hound and a crow with a witches hat, oh no3z!!1
3. Hentai =/= Anime. Get your facts right. Anime are just normal cartoons in a different style and are actually good.
4. The ‘As addictive as crack’ thing is just an expression. I’m not sure if you were just desperate to say something bad about it, or were you just being petty?
5. Use Wikipedia next time. Maybe THEN you can make an article that people might listen too (though I doubt anyone will…)
And finally, 6. As far as I know, Uri Gellar tried to SUE Nintendo for using a pokemon that was so much in his like him.
ok dude im a christian and a pokemon fan and btw jigglypuff is not a homo in fact in the game more of them are female and so0 is the one in the show and also calling some1 a negro is just wrong and inhuman and racist so if you do that then you are not a true christian and also only satanists belive there are demons as they look to the devil btw pikachu wont evolve otherwise it just wouldnt be as cute and younger fans dont like raichu so na na na na na
Wow u are one crazy ass son of a bitch!!
heintie is fucking anime porn u dumbfuck i watch it all the time !! u fucking retard
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im sorry but not only have you seriously mixed up you’re facts but you’ve also tried to insult a game/manga/anime that has made the lives of children around the globe happier…also its nothing to do with you’re pokey-man, it means pocket monsters. hentai has been made of pokemon but it is nothing to do with the existing series of games and movies, about the only correct thing in that article was the epilesy thing, BUT IT WASN’T POSSESSION pokemon is a delightful kids game that my children have even swayed me into, it teaches care, commitment and teamwork, and also fosters freindship between players so sorry but your theory makes as much sense as a chocolate fireguard
I won’t sit here and correct your numerous errors but
1. hentai is japanese for pervert. It became Americanized to mean animated porn
2. pok??Ǭ©mon trainers [not hunters] don’t aim to be feared but great and respected
3. if superheroes are perverts then winnie the pooh must be extremely perverse. he promotes gluttony and [if i stretch things like you do] homosexuality since he is always laying so close to other guys.
I’m all for free speech but if you’re going to be against something, please get your facts straight.
Now that i’ve wasted 10 minutes, i’m going to play a game on my wii with the controller based on a magic wand as you put it.
P.S. I wrote this on aforementioned wii.
im sorry but just to clear some thing up, if comics are ‘Evil’ then why are you buying one for someone? and if pokemon are ‘Evil’ then why is winnie the pooh ok? god would hate him too, with him being a Perversion of nature, he is a talking bear. Plus please read between the lines of winnie the pooh, he is gay, a full on homosexual, especially with ‘Christ’opher Robin, reading between them lines i see christ our saviour as a full on dirt merchant, turd bugler as well as many other offensive terms for gay that you will more than likely love you sick ass, American, English defiling scum bag.
1. When you burn somehting that does not belong to you you are breaking the law
2. you miss understand pokemon all to there they are not tyring to collect them thye are tyring to befreind them somehting i htink the lord wants people to do be freinds
3. poekom is not a drug it is a game for people to have fun with
4. your pastor broke the law and you helped him i say that is going agist god not these video games
5. it is pokemon not pokeyman
6. any one that belives you shown shut up with you I love the lord and i play pokemon games
7. you have no true facts so let me help you out ok
pokemon True Facts not the lies you are telling
[Ed Note - It was determined by our IT guru, Tristan Shuddery, that the deleted portion of this post contained coded Satanic messages capable of causing the reader to slip into a zombie-like state and commit act against America. Nice try, "Jason". Now get thee back to Hell, Satan!]
I have officially lost faith in humanity.
I love you.
Holy crap. It’s people like you that make me sometimes regret being a republican. First of all Disney owns Whinnie the Pooh, and Walt Disney supported the nazis. Second, If you’re going to call games like pokemon satanic at least know what the fuck you are talking about first. Metapod is the crappiest pokemon there is. The picture of pikachu “evolving” was pikachu using his thundershock attack. Pikachu does evolve, but not in the TV series because he is a main character. And the seisures were caused by porygon in that one episode, not pikachu. Also spell shit right, it’s pokemon, not pokeman pokemons pokemans or pokemen. And who the hell are you to talk about evolution being “debunked”? Basically most of the world has accepted it. Oh and I guess we should get rid of lucky charms and the moon because they are shaped like crecents. And how the fuck can you thing pokemon is porn? Have you been into that cocaine again?
I feel really sorry for your niece. her favourite book is the bible? I blame brainwashing.
Maybe I should start my own badly researched campaign against something.
I know! how about a campaign to make religion “adult material”. It would be banned from being taught as fact to anyone under the age of 18. No-one under the age of 18 should be allowed to go to church (or chapel/mosque/temple), and if they do want to their parents should be looked up with the charge of brainwashing their kids (which they have clearly done if they want to go to church) and the kids should be taken into care for de-programming.
You have to admit that this proposed campaign is about as sensible as this “Freedom blog”, which incidentally, has very little to do with freedom, sure you are free to follow God or be destroyed (metaphorically, for now at least), but it isn’t exactly the sort freedom America supposedly stands for.
Wow this guy really does suck bush every night.
Wow he sucks bush evrey ninght.
Dumass
Oh man, I love this website. It’s hilarious how you guys get educated here.
Also to the dude that said YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ASS BITCH, well that is a fucking understatement.
I’m getting really, really scared. Is this just a really well done satirical anti-anti-video games/religion blog, or is this 100% serious?
I’m sorry, I’m just not sure Y___Y.
You need some serious help. I’ve been playing Pokemon games since they first came out and you have no clue what your talking about.
You’re really retarded. It’s a fricken game.
Hold up one minute, according to my pokedex, Metapods are hardly rare, and even at high levels, the Metapod has no strong offences. It may have a hard shell that provides a strong defense, it’s no match for a Geodude.
Another thing, male Jigglypuffs are very rare. So if you think about it, the majority of Jigglypuffs act, in just a little bit of a exaggeration, like a human girl. The few male jigglypuffs express the nature of being a tough guy, as they are more likely to evolve into a Wigglytuff. So really, there is very little indication that Jigglypuff expresses a gay attitude.
To the general idea of evolution, it’s in no way in support of the actually idea of evolution. A synonym of evolution in pokemon terms is metamorphous, like what bugs in your world undergo. In reality, it in no way relates to the realist view of evolution, as that Pokemon evolve in an instant. Scientist in your world say that evolution induces within a very long period of time.
There’s a lot more you and I need to learn about Pokemon before we can understand them. I would suggest looking more into it before making negative comments on them on a public blog.
Im hoping 100% of this time this shit is fake, and just made to piss people off. Gte your facts straight, Jesus humper. Please, stop acting like a fucktard. “I was lookin g for some harmless entertainment for my beloved neice”. Please, go away.
And where the HELL did you read that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon was hentai? Do you know what hentai meant? Did you SEE any sexual content in the book you purchased?
And hey, “POKEMON” (Pok-eh-mon). Not pokeymen. >_>
Im starting to wonder if anyone REALLY agrees on this bullSHIT you blog about.
Anyways, onto the shit you wrote..
Well, the first image of Pikachu (hey, not not Picacu) is not evolving, but he is sending out an electric shock, just a defensive attack. And, listen up:
“The name Pikachu is a portmanteau of the Japanese words pika, an onomatopoeia for electric sparkling, and ch??É‚Äì?Ǭ¨?Ǭ¥, which is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a mouse’s squeak.” This sounds pretty damn logical once you hear that Pikachu is a Mouse-Type pokemon. No, its not directly BASED upon it, just its name is aimed partially toward it.
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Metapod. One of the LEAST harmful and rare pokemon of the series. For one thing, it cant even attack, only harden itself for defensive matters so nothing can harm it. That obviously turns people away from that pokemon itself, because it can do nothing.
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Im not sure if I understood one word you blabbered about Alakazam.
But Jigglypuff.. please do more research on a normal site, not maybe on a site someone like YOU took notes on. Jigglypuff only Sings people gently to sleep, only wanting them to listen to it’s song, but the people find it hard to stay awake from it’s lulling song. Therefor, it can make the jigglypuff angry, and using the marker it holds, it will draw silly scribbles on people’s faces that have fallen asleep, as seen on the TV series.
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The IGN editor only said its addictive as crack because he was describing how addicting it is, as of thinking a crack-addict would act to cocaine.
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Im sure everyone that HATES your shit as much as I do will agree with me. And please, continue to cut your eyes out. It will keep you from harming anyone else by reading your blogs.
~Lnki.
Seriously…
Okay, lets just start off as this. I don’t think that this Pokeman crap is good, but I honestly do not think that it is trying to steer children away from God. Not in one single thing that has to do with Pokeman does it mention Christ. I believe that children would not even understand half the crap you are talking about. I am a devout 15 year old Christian, but don’t think I’m sucked into this. I think you are over reacting, like a Cult Christian. Get a life, they’re are more problems in the world than cartoons and your crackpot theories of them.
lemmee just say this: you know very little about pokemon. now, let me start.
first, it’s po-ke-mon (or po-ka-mon… never got the sounding right) not poke-men.
second, metapod is, well, close to worthless. people rarely see him in the game, and when they do, it’s not for very long…
third, pikachu looks like winnie the poo… similarities, their both yellow. differences, everything else.
fourth, hentai is japanese porn. pokemone is not hentai, it is anime, japanese animation.
finally, i just want to say this-this had better be fake. if it is not, then, well, i feel sorry for you.
let me just say this, if jesus and god are truly who they are (i’m christian, so i know about them) i don’t think they’d be angry at us for playing a fictional game. besides, you can confess sins, and all that stuff, so…
anyway, that would be all.
oh yeah, forgot something.
people have different beliefs… you believe what you want, they believe what they want. it doesn’t really matter, cause in the end, it’s all the same.
as for the comics, well, don’t forget that they are fictional (not real).
Dear Tristan,
Just for the record, my good and well intentioned man, Winnie-the-Pooh is NOT an ALL-AMERICAN character, he hails from England, along with his boy to whom he belongs, Christopher Robin, and his cute-as-a-bug sidekick, Piglet, too!
SMOKEY-the-Bear, along with Bugs Bunny, Popeye, Felix the Cat, among a bizillion others, are indeed ALL-AMERICAN~
Did you know.. THE BIBLE WAS NOT CREATED IN AMERICA!!?!!
Peace~:)
A…A
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen. To think that Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon (Yeah, I typed it with the correct ??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©) should be seen as an item of evil.
Pok??É‚Ä??Ǭ¨?Ǭ©mon is a fictional story that has set itself aside from several that have been made in the past, and it is doing nothing but entertaining us for the past ten years in the form of video games and television shows. It’s nothing more. You seem to think waaaaaay too much into some of the details that are plain crazy. I am a Christian and even I should have to say so. Nobody is going to be so stupid as to believe that they should learn anything from it.
P.S. The Pikachu in that photograph is NOT evolving. It is using one of his electricity-based attacks, probably a Thundershock. If you are going to describe pictures and horribly bash the next best thing to Mickey Mouse, you might as well do a little research up front.
i don’t belive a word you just said….pokemon is not satans tool…
well apperently you are as stupid as a soup sandwich. first metapod is not powerful at all, all it knows is harden and its not rare, in the games it?s more like a pest. Pichachu (the way it is actually spelled) doesn?t evolve(unless a stone is used which is definately not in darwin?s theory) and the episode that cause the seizures was imeadatey taken off the air forever. Pichachu looks nothing like winney the pooh besides that they are yellow. Pichachu is supposed to be a mouse not a bear. Jiglypuff does not say it is gay, all pokemon say is their name. It does not put others in a sexual transe, it smiply makes them fall asleep. You are one crazy person to go to a comic book store, where you have previously seen pictures of superman, to buy a winney the pooh book, its called a childrens book store you dumb ass! Metapod symbolizing Islam? Tell me, what percentage of citizens in japan are muslim? And even if it was a symbol for Islam, did you know they believe in Jesus too??? You know that spoon bending pokemon called alakazam? it never uses a move that needs spoons. I doubt your pastor meant that super heroes were perverts, he meant that they aren’t as powerful as Jesus. For all you know your pastor might literally be a peverted sexual predator. Pink meaning gay, huh? that book was pink, shouldnt that mean that Pooh bear is gay too? and Piglet a popular character is pink too. and its pokemon not Pokemen. Crack and cocaine are illegal everywhere in the world. to think that its only legal in iran tells me your one big ass racist.
Suck my balls Tristan
How are comic books bad. They are there to provide children with hope. You act like Jesus is the only person who can be a great person. And that right there is lowering god’s expectations for people.
Now, onto the pokemon….you’re stupid reasons really cracked me up here.
PIKACHU- Just because he’s yellow, he isn’t a copy of Winnie The Pooh. They’re completely different.
Metapod- He is one of the weakest pokemon. And I like how demeaning you are of other religions…..jerk. Besides, he repusents the cocoons caterpillars go into.
Alakazam- What the heck?…..He uses mental attacks and the such, it’s not Pokemon’s fault if your child is that dumb as to believe they must copy this pokemon’s power.
Jigglypuff- The fact that you dislike gays only shows what a horrible person you are. Plus, it’s called sleep, a relaxing song that puts pokemon to sleep using a soothing voice. Not my fault you’re so sick as to see everything in a bad way.
Anyways, I sort of liked your propaghanda, so I’ll try some on your precious Winnie The Pooh.
Winnie the pooh supports obesety, AKA Gluttony, a deadly sin. They have huffleumps and more monsters, that induce the image of satanic monsters. In one book there is a giant flood, suggesting some cay of demise, obviously more satanic messages. Piglet is seeming to be gay in many ways…..oh my god, gays are evil!*
*Since I can tell you aren’t the joking type, that paragraph was sarcasm to show how foolish your reasoning is. I completely respect gays and know none of the above is really true.
you guys are absolute idiots.
Iraqians aren’t stupid, you are.
Pokemon is not related to any type of religion, idiots.
You guys advertise your enemies? What is with that?
Perverted superheroes? WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Get your facts right. You guys are total morons and you deserve to die. GOD DOESN’T EXIST. DON’T TRY TO TELL ME OTHERWISE. Don’t try to get him to kill me, because it’s absolutely pointless.
You are disrespecting other peoples opinion, as well as getting facts wrong, so I am disrespecting your opinion and showing you the right facts.
Us NSiders won’t stop commenting until you guys GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.
Until then, I have 2 words for you.
SHUT UP.
(I would be surprised if you guys had an IQ over 50)
did you know only 12% of hentai is made in japan, 66% is made in america (hoohoo arent you pure)20% is made in australia and the other 2% is made in britain, wanna know how i know, it was in a newspaper, an AMERICAN newspaper.
by the way i am a christian i have a son and a daughter they both like pokemon and both go to church and about the most sinful thing they’ve ever done is cry about not getting a story. and pokemon isnt hentai,plus believe it or not fantastic four are actually american and two of them are christian. grace of god.
i hate you all so much… you are the most uptight shit tards in the world… YOU say that all people of the islamic religion are terible.. look at yourselves… your hating everything under the sun! i am atheist and let me tell you why, because of sick freaks like you…… you all say your good christians, christainty is fine, but YOU you are evangelicals- the thing that fucks this world over. now go find something to do with your lifes, and leave a bunch of your witty coments, they dont bother me because i know how loley you are
o yeah and btw, pokemon isnt evil, its made for siple minded 5 year olds- of course a 20 year old christain is exactly the same… go die
Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons. It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
this is one of the weakest and unuseful in the game [get your facts strait]
and the rest ar open to inividual interpritation just becuase you think they bear sme resewmbelance does not mean they ae ment to!!
[Editor's Note - While we at Shelley The Republican allow everyone to voice their opinion, no matter how dangerous or anti-American it might be, we ask that you refrain from austic-like repetition of phrases.]
You Are One Crazy Ass Bitch You Are One
What power could be greater than dying for idiots’ sins? I’d say lazer eyes. And X-ray vision. Heck, if Spidey and Jesus went up in a battle, I wouldn’t doubt Spidey’d win. What would Jesus do anyways, heal him?
And what was this research that you did on Pokemon? A Google Images search? Your own mindless conclusions about this are obvious; you come across as having no idea what you’re talking about.
I think I’ll go play some Pokemon now, followed by a reading of The Amazing Spider-Man.
Excuse me but Most the things said on this site are single minded judgements didnt the lord teach us not to judge People need to make livings and many of theese isues are incorrect,Most the stuff that you say is bad here are not for kids grantheft auto is for 18+ officialy a adult Poke mon is’nt evil it’s made by a human not the devil and if the devil exsists he can not possess those of christian minds or any other because God would protect anyone because he loves us all.:D Btw i am not christian i just have huge respects of other religions.
WELL TRISTAN, I SEE THAT YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN. YOU HAVE MADE AN IDIOT OUT OF YOURSELF! GREAT JOB! THE FANTASTIC 4? MATTHEW, MARK LUKE AND JOHN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? COMIC BOOK STORES IN COMBINATION WITH SADISM? WHAT? YOU ARE VERY SIMPLE MINDED AND OPINIONATED. IT’S FINE TO BE OPINIONATED BUT HONESTLY, YOU SHOULD GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU SPEW UNEDUCATED BANTER.
Come now, Poke’mon is not evil. It’s so ooey-gooey-innocent, it gets annoying at times. And yes, I actually HAVE played the games, and so I’d actually KNOW, unlike the lazy, creationist, bigot that you are. You’ve got so many errors, I can’t even begin to correct them.
Though I will say this: YOU’RE THE DUMBEST POKE’MON FLAMER I’VE EVER SEEN. Why didn’t you include Arceus? It’s just about the only Poke’mon that is in any way, shape, or form sacreligious: it is the Poke’mon that created the Universe. Sound familiar? Yes, it’s trying to be your ‘God’. Oh, but I suppose that’s too recent for you, as it just came out in April. This year.
I forgot to add my normal ending:
Yuki of the US,
Bi and Agnostic, and
PROUD OF IT!
Shelly! I love you so much! Thank you for posting for me the most utterly untrue, intolerant, idiotic bullcrap ive ever heard! I was laughing the entire time i was reading this page… HAHAHAHAHA!! Im gonna tell all my gay friends about this site! Because, of course, we all saw jiggly puff and decided to be gay. Trust me, their gonna love it. they might even read it again instead of worshiping the devil some more. ((we learned that from Metapod :D)) this has been fun… ill give you a booty call later, so you can suck my cock in the bathroom some more! you know, like we used to do all the time when we were eight right after reading Winnie the Pooh :)
oh, and by the way, republicans are the most hated people in the world… not america. just republicans. you suck. i hope you know that.
ps. white america came from europe. your not native american, so you cant be a “proud american”, you are in fact a “filthy european”. Also, most europeans as well as almost all of southern america are devoutly christian… but none of them are as ignorant or intolerant as you. now why would God want you be so stupid…? why would he want you to condemn other people just for reading Harry Potter, or following a different religion, or watching a kids show? Christianity is a religion of love and understanding, not hate and ignorance. Think it over.
Okay, since you want to hate anime I’ll give you some that have stronger plotlines and more mature themes than Pokemon.
Death Note: A teenager, Yagami Raito (Light in English) who plans to follow his father into the police finds a mysterious notebook on the ground on his school campus. He takes it home and reads the instructions, which tell him that anyone whose name is written in the Death Note (the name of the book) will die. The writer can specify where and when and how the victim will die. After a few tests Light decides that he will the Death Note to purge the world of criminals and create a crime free utopia where he will rule as God. Soon it is a race between L( the world’s greatest detective) and Kira(the name given to Light) to find out each other’s identity and end the game between them that is killing people world wide.
Bleach: Fifteen-year-old Kurosaki Ichigo is a normal high school student. He goes to school, does his homework, helps around the house and clinic and beats up gangs who disrespect the dead that haunt his neighbourhood. Hey wait.. what was that last one? Oh yeah, he’s been able to see ghosts since he was very young. One day, after helping out the ghost of a young girl, his house and family are attacked by an evil spirit called a Hollow. The Shinigami (lit. Death God) who comes to their rescue is seriously injured by the creature and so she has to pass her powers to Ichigo. He defeats the Hollow but has to keep on doing Rukia’s job as she is now powerless. When other Shinigami come to arrest her for breaking their laws and passing her powers onto a human, Ichigo and several friends follow her to the afterlife, called Soul Society, and rescue her from being executed. All of them possess a special power, including one who forms a bow from a cross focus dangling from his wrist and a talking black tomcat who transforms into a naked woman at will. When they rescue Rukia, defeating the Shinigami who stand in their way, they find out that one of the Shinigami is a traitor and he plans to use a device hidden in her soul to evolve the Hollows and create an army that will allow him to depose the king of the souls and take his place in heaven and rule as a God.
Naruto: Thirteen years ago the great demon lord Kyuubi stalked the world. One swing of his nine massive tails would cause a tsunami and the next would level mountains. One day the fox set his sights on the ninja village of Konoha. Many brave ninja died trying to stop him, until the leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage, showed up on the head of his summoned boss toad Gamabunta with a newborn child in his arms. He used the Shinigami summoning ritual to seal the Kyuubi’s spirit inside the boy in exchange for his soul. Now that boy is a qualified ninja, and he is aiming to be the next Hokage just like the hero who gave his life to save everyone. Uzumaki Naruto has a lot of hard work ahead of him, dealing with more experience ninja who wish to stop his missions from succeeding, perverted sensei who can rarely be dragged away from their porn or voyeurism long enough to teach, a friend who betrays them all just to gain enough power to kill his older brother who killed their entire family, and said-older brother who is part of an evil organisation that requires the great demons in order to rule the world and has been assigned to capture Naruto. It’s a long road to becoming Hokage, but Uzumaki Naruto is determined to walk every step of the way.
Ouran High School Host Club: Fukioka Haruhi is the special scholarship student at the prestigious Ouran Academy that is attended by the children of musicians, fashion designers, industry leaders and politicians, amongst other, and she is by far the poorest student there. Whilst searching for a quiet place to study she accidentally stumbles into the meeting room of the Host Club, a group of handsome male students who spend their vast amount of leisure time charming the beautiful women that attend the high school section of the Academy. When she breaks an eight million Yen vase whilst trying to escape the affections of the Host Club King Suoh Tamaki , they immediately tell her to pay up or work for them until she repays her debt. As all but one person believes her to be a male student because of her clothing and haircut, she eventually ends up as a host herself. Once the last one of them realises, the extremely dense Tamaki, she is given the chance to quit but she continues to work for them as a host. OHSHC follows the adventures of idiotic club ‘King’ Suoh Tamaki, evilly-intelligent ‘Shadow King’ Ootori Kyouya, minute Haninozuka ‘Hunny’ Mitsukuni, bear-like Morinozuka ‘Mori’ Takashi, mischievous twins Hitachiin Hikaru and Kaoru and disguised Fujioka Haruhi over the course of one year at Ouran Academy.
Gravitation: The story of the romance between novelist Yuki Eiri and singer Shuuichi Shindou. Sounds okay doesn’t it? Except that the path of true love doesn’t run smooth when of the lovers is in denial over his feelings and the other can’t write song lyrics to save his life or his record deal. Add to the mix the fact that Yuki’s brother-in-law is the manipulative manager of the record company that Shuuichi and his band Bad Luck are signed to, as well as the lead keyboardist for his childhood idols Nittle Grasper, and also factor in a rival band who are jealous of the success that Bad Luck are getting because of their better talent and willingness to perform anywhere. Oh, what price love. In case you haven’t guessed yet, both Yuki and Shuuichi are guys.
As if children would interpret this content into gay terms
Many children don’t even find out about the gay community until their teens. As for “Jigglypuff?¢‚Ǩ‚Ñ¢s drug-like trance of sexual debauchery”
Get a life and stop over analysing everything
No one is trying to corrupt anyone, this is for the childrens entertainment not for your lame criticising purposes.
Hahahaha…. I initially wanted to thank the poster for the laugh, but reading the comments - well “thanks for the laughs folks”.
Are you stupid? Not only is Metapod one of the weakest Pok?ɬ©mon, but that picture of Pikachu wasn’t it evolving, it was using Thundershock. Also, the Pok?ɬ©mon’s evolution is extremely different from the theory (which admittidly I BELIEVE) the theory is that creatures evolve over time, but the way Pok?ɬ©mon evolve is in an instant series of flashes. And also, japanese cartoons are called anim?ɬ©, hentai on the other hand is japanese cartoon porn. Try making sure that your source for information is correct before posting it on the internet. People commit homicide on people like you who just take info from random anti-pok?ɬ©mon sites that are all incorrect in almost every way because they don’t know a thing about Pok?ɬ©mon.
Next time you’re gonna go on a rant about something that doesn’t deserve a rant, just know that it’d be more effective if you actually knew what you were talking about.;)
“Just one of the worthless god-hating comic-books that I incinerated. The REAL ?¢‚Ǩ?ìFantastic Four?¢‚Ǩ¬ù are Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!”
you never quote them though
‘First of all, God bless you, Shelley, and God bless America. The heathen Chinese have been trying to corrupt the minds of our innocent children for centuries. Upon his death-bed, the pagan lord and conquerer Ghengis Khan swore an oath to the horned daemon Abazagorath that all American children would be swayed into worshipping Satan, otherwise known as the devil.’
Ok , America did not exist when Ghengis Khan was alive. North America not even discovered yet. Second, Gengis was not Chinese, he was Mongolian. He did not believe in any one religion either. There is also no such person as Gengis Khan Junior. His son was Kublai Khan and he had nothing to do with these ‘magical cards’. I’m starting to question my faith as a Christian with all you uninformed and uneducated radical right wing nutjobs. you are giving a bad name to all Christians. You are the reason we are mocked on television. You are the problem and your petty uninformed rants are not the solution. THEY ARE THE PROBLEM!!!
STOP GIVING CHRISTIANS AND REPUBLICANS A BAD NAME!!!
Dear Tristan,
I’m very afraid. Very afraid. My young and only son, Junior, suddenly started to show interest in this vile ‘Pokeman’. He’s been making eerie gunsounds at the dinner table (”RATATAAAAAAAAA, RATATAAAAAAAAA”). I’m clueless about what to do, I don’t want him to become a terrorist, I don’t want him to stray from the path of the Lord.
Please Tristan, help me!
Yours truly,
Marc
I don’t think these Pokemans are turning people away from God. I think it is, in fact, the bible that is turning people away from God. The bible claims such things as that God is evil:
“And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.” (I Samuel 16:23)
“And the evil spirit from the LORD was upon Saul, as he sat in his house with his javelin in his hand: and David played with his hand.” (I Samuel 19:9)
Also, let’s not forget when God told us to delight in killing our children:
“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” (Psalms 137:9, KJV)
or, if you don’t like the KJV:
“How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
and:
“Happy the man who shall seize and smash your little ones against the rock!” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)
“a blessing on anyone who seizes your babies and shatters them against a rock!” (Psalms 137:9, Jerusalem Bible)
Next, Jesus tells us that if we want to follow him, we must first HATE everyone:
“If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.” (Luke 14:26)
I’m just getting started. I can find these all day. So, if you want to save your children, and keep them in God’s grace, PLEASE keep them AWAY from the bible! It is a horrible and evil book, which preaches everything that a good Christian should KEEP AWAY FROM!
holy jesus chist you can not be serious…. ppl like you are what is wrong with america.
you sir, are very ignorant, you are trying to force your beliefs of christ on others, this is wrong in many ways, i hope for your own sake that you keep an open mind about the world and realize that everyone is not like you and as such you should not try to make them all the same, everyone in the whole world is different, it is no secret that you fear change and are very religious, but sometimes its best to keep your beliefs to yourself, what makes pooh so much better then these pokemon? pooh seems to have a gay relationship with piglet and rabbit, you could argue this fact so why not ban that book to? you sir are ignorant
Burning your friends comics….lol hahahaahaah I would have kicked your moronic ass you stupid ignoramus… Come on evil pokemon??? ….Evolution a fake etc…bible hugging fearmonger. Grow a brain woman learn to think for yourself and stop being such a piece of cattle folowing your dumbass ignorant pastor blindly…………you are the principal reason america is sinking into a neverending well of ignorance…..Its ok to be a christian but you have to use your brain..otherwise your just a FANATIC..also known in other regions of the world as a FUNDAMENTALIST, MILITANTS terrorist etc….
Hentai series?
You know nothing.
Tristan you ignorant pussy. Pokemon won`t turn yore kids evil, stop worrying. the theory of evolution is right!
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids won win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
lol this is the biggest bull $#T% I have read in ages, go and get a life, there isnt anything bad in comics or cartoons… blocking all from your kids wont win you nothing
stop making up stuff and get a life :D
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
Hmm, interesting take. Many of the people on here show how ignorant and racist they are by attacking a single American based on his/her beliefs. No wonder America thinks lowly of so many others, eh?
Regardless of that:
Your facts are very wrong for the most part.
It was really mean of you to burn your friends comics, regardless of his and your belief differences. God teaches to be accepting of others and to work with them in appropriate ways, not force him upon others. If they want to go to hell (if it exists), then you can only allow them to walk their own course.
Congrats on getting comments more than a year and a half after posting things.
The Fantastic Four are cool.
TRISTAN YOU IGNORANT PUSSY, SPEAKING OF PUSSY I LOVE IT PUSSY, ASS, TITTIES, EVOLUTION IS RIGHT!!!!!! I LOVE HAVING UNPROTECTID SEX WHITH GIRLS BEFOR IM MARRIED!!!!!! I`M DOING IT AS I TYPE THIS WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU PEOPLE!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a clear and obvious parody site. Relax guys, he’s joking. There’s no way he’s this nutty.
Okay, I’m sorry friend… But it’s people like you who turn people away from the good lord! Dammit, don’t you realise that you’re taking things way out of context due to your own ignorance and stupidity?!
First of all:
Metapod is the one of the most useless of pokemon. It’s not meant to represent Islam it’s a freaking cucoon. <_<
It’s only purpose is to be the link in the metamorphosis of a caterpie into a Butterfree (Caterpie = Catterpillar, Butterfree= Butterfly. <_<)
Jigglypuff is a FEMALE. I don’t think there ARE any male Jigglypuffs out there, and when it sings it puts everyone to sleep. It’s meant to represent a mother’s soothing lullaby not a trance of sexual debauchery. <_<
As for Alakazam… I’m pretty sure you made that up, but spoon bending is commonly linked with psychics. What type of Pokemon is Alakazam? Psychic. Get over it. <_<
And when Craig Harris said it was, “More addicting than crack,” it was not because it’s bad for you… It’s because it’s freaking FUN. <_<
You know? That feeling people experience when they DON’T have a needle stuck up their ass?
God gave us a brain for a reason. To think. How about you stick to his master plan like the rest of us?
you are seriously messed up you jesus loving bitch. i cant get over your stupidity in this article, i dint think it was possible for someone as obviously retarded as you to type words on a keyboard!
Hentai: In Japan “hentai” has a strong negative connotation, and is commonly used to mean “sexually perverted”.
‘Nuff said.
Full article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai
You are a retard.
Please get you info straight.
IT’S A CARTOON
Wow. I can usually come to a logical understanding when dealing with ‘your type’…I can’t. There is no way I can possibly do anything right now except call you a complete idiot.
Really…I think I might just kill myself out of shame that I need to share a species name with you. The very fact that you are this stupid…oh my god…I just hope you die.
I’m not even going to take the time of day to list off all of your factual inaccuracies…I’m just going to call you an idiot, and hope that some kind of horrible, horrible torture befalls you, you pre-evolved walking pile of microbial waste.
Seriously…I hope that you fall backwards off a dock in New Hampshire, impaling yourself through the ass, and are then lowered from that anchor into a pit of burning petroleum. Enjoy your barnacles, and I hope that Heath Ledger, in the “hell” you speak of, shoves his hot cock into your anus, exploding gallons of GRID-riddled cum into your rectum.
Omg this fag is stupid! Pokemon being satanic is the DUMBEST shit I have ever heard! You fucking retard…
Why don’t you actually WATCH/PLAY the game before rating it like the shit you just did.
you are a fucking idiot. you can’t even spell Japanese right you stupid cunt. Its people like you who make the world hate America.
I must say, its people like you that make me be ahsamed of being a Christian. I may be going to Hell, but from what I’ve read, its going to be a real party with everyone else down there. Pokemon =/=Hentai. Hentai is something completely different (that should not be shown to minors anyhow).
Pikachu is using an electrical move, one of its specialties. Metapod is weak. Evolution is essential to grow stronger. Even if you believe the absurd fact that evolution doesn’t exist, humans had to come from something.
I’m sure other people can point out your obvious errors, and I will stay Agnostic until factual proof and/or death shows me either way.
“The Bible was not faxed from Heaven.”
IDIOTS, lol.
Nobody would truly ever be as idiotic as this author; this is OBVIOUSLY SATIRICAL. I love how everyone is so enraged..
Grow a pair can u? U have evry fucking fact wrong u stupid bitch. That pic is pikachu using thunderbolt, not evovling asshole. And metapod is based on the growth of a caterpillar into a butterfly. U obviuosly think too hard. I may be Muslim but I dont care if ur Christian. It’s the fucking fact that ur so radical with this evolution crap. Seriously, if I were to meet someone like u in real life, I’d seriously pawn ur azz and leave u bleeding. And remember this BITCH!! Get to know ur facts before posting them. WTF u use? Wikipedia?
But if this is some joke thing, I applaude u. Seriously. This is the best joke i’ve ever seen in my whole life.
Someone should poor napalm on you and set you on fire!
HAHAHA, that is the funniest shit i’ve read in along time. People are pathetic, god and religion are for the weak minded who need something to fall back on when their lives are going to shit. Tristain, you are extremely ignorant and immature. You are the type of person that puts a bad name on christianity and “god”. I really cant belive how closed minded you are. The evolution theory is completely real it is scientificly proven and on top on that are dna is 95% the same as chimps. God, jesus, adem and eve are all complete bullshit. I dont give a shit about what you belive and it doesnt bother me, jsut stop being a bitch and trying to ram it down other peoples throat you stupid stupid person.
Oh man, that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read!
Trist…..tsk…tsk…im not gonna use ANY internet slang so YOU can understand fully exactly how ignorant and well, mainly ignorant, i’ll explain why……..
Your are an Angry Mom/or a woman with the same mind set as an Angry Mom, who thinks if she portrays certain aspects of a thing like Pokemon and spin them and ties them together with lies so that it sounds like its pure evil…
What is this website your posting on, it seems weird, like a bad vibe…
u posted this article in 2006, Pokemon came out in like ‘96…a decade ago, if it were evil, don