Briefly Patriotic - Terrorist Food
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
You are what you eat, that?s what everyone says and if it?s true then a whole bunch of Americans might as well just put towels on their heads and blow themselves up. Walk into any so-called American supermarket and you?ll quickly discover that the terrorist threat ain?t just in Iraq ? it lives on the shelves of our nation?s grocery stores. Pita bread, hummus, baba ganoush, tahini and any number of products from a company called ?Near East? provide fuel sympathetic liberals who would rather give their money to terrorist organizations than buy a can of Dinty Moore stew or a Hungry Man dinner. It?s time that the FBI started investigating not only the folks who buy anti-American food but also those who sell. We at Shelley The Republican dot com believe it?s time shut down these merchants of death and their customers.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic
God is Love!
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Thanks for your contribution, Billy-Bob.
You know, what I don’t understand? Those disgusting liberals that love this middle eastern crap food and love the terrorists so much, why don’t they just move to iraq and let the America we love so dearly in peace? Why do they want to destroy America? Can somebody please explain that to me?
Thanks,
Shelley Goodman
I like Asian pears, I must be Japanese!
Good idea, stick to “American cuisine” with lots of lovely fats, have heart-attacks and do the world a favour.
If America left the rest of the world in peace, maybe the rest of the world would reciprocate.
As a Western republican from Wyoming I find your blog extremely offensive. Somebody who claims to be a Republican and behaves in the manner you do is bad enough, but your stereotyping of Western and Southern Americans is far more insulting. The majority of people here in Wyoming talk just like people on the East Coast, and have normal names like Michael, and David, not severly inbred names like billy bob and cletus. Albiet there are some hicks here, but they are just losers trying to be popular and failing miserably.
Oh, and by the way, Wyoming is part of the US, not part of Canada, most republicans know this because that’s where our vice president went to college, but since you are probably a liberal you probably don’t know this and won’t acknowledge it.
All posts made from a Linux-based operating system (SLED 10.0, an excellent system, highly reccomended, if ever were I to manage a network I would definately SuSE).
Sir, it ain’t my place to doubt your Republican credentials, but with all due respect, given the number of posts in such a short period of time, I’d have to conclude that y’all must be a member of the Log Cabin Republicans. I ain’t saying there’s anything wrong with that (outside of the fact that the Devil will spend eternity making you have proper heterosexual sex when he’s not stripping the flesh off your body for laying with other men) but, my goodness, I expect a little more thinking and gathering your thoughts before posting. This kinda stuff makes ya sound like a girl.
I’m just offering constructive criticism, mind you.
God is Love!
BBN
have fun… starving….
america has no own culture… so you dont have anything to eat if you start argue this way?
Thank God somebody is prepared to speak out against the tidal wave of foreign foods that threatens to engulf our supermarkets. I often feel completely lost surrounded by disgusting foreign foodstuffs. Whats wrong with traditional American foods and traditional American values. We would be much better off without the evil foreign influences which threaten our way of life.
“Sir, it ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t my place to doubt your Republican credentials, but with all due respect, given the number of posts in such a short period of time, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d have to conclude that y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all must be a member of the Log Cabin Republicans.”
Log Cabin Republicans?
Something tells me I would regret it if I asked what that means.
“This kinda stuff makes ya sound like a girl.”
And what if it turns out I am one? There has been nothing in any of my posts to indicate my sex. Are you so arrogant as to assume you can guess the gender of any poster?
And as a general comment, you sound damn inbred bIlly bOb nEck. First of all you use “ain’t” improperly (”it ain’t/’am not’ my place”, doesn’t sound right when you draw it out like that does it?), then you write “y’all” attempting to conjugate you to be plural when it is already both singular and plural. “I expect a little more thinking and gathering your thoughts before posting. This kinda stuff makes ya sound like a girl”, this is completly wrong you should say: “I expect one to think more and gather their thoughts before posting,” not only is this sentence grammitically correct, but it also takes less effort to say. You don’t say “ya” you say “you”, “ya” sounds like half a dog bark and one fourth as intelligent as the dog.
…This post, unfortunately, has been made from a wIndows NT based operating system.
“Pita bread, hummus, baba ganoush, tahini and any number of products from a company called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Near East?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? provide fuel sympathetic liberals who would rather give their money to terrorist organizations than buy a can of Dinty Moore stew or a Hungry Man dinner.”
Alright…most Hungry Man dinners have 100% of your fat for a day or more, too much cholesterol, too much salt, over half of the calories for the day….have fun with your heart attacks. I’ll stick to my cous cous and taboule over that, anyday.
Hmmmmm Traditional American Foood
Roast Beef British
Pumpkin (various) Gourds from the Middle East
Pizza Italian
Pasta Ditto
Apple Pie Dutch
Ice Cream Originally Turkish/Ottoman
Anything with Mc Allllllll USA
Corn Native American/South American
Don’t forget antibiotic laden, growth hormone deformed meat injected with salt, water and E. Coli
Oh, don’t even get me started on genetically modified foods.
TTFN
Y’all think you’re so dang smart.
A couple of point for ya -
1) Pizza Hut ain’t Italian. It’s American.
2) The Dutch lost all title to anything when the Americans kicked them out of New York City.
3) Ditto the Injuns.
4) Otto Man? Aint that the Kraut that complains all the time? When he get the time to invent ice cream?
5) For all the liberals on this board #4 was what you’d call a “joke”.
6) I happened to like McDonalds. My daddy liked McDonalds and his Daddy before him liked it, too. I know they ain’t got anything then “French” on the menu so y’all hate it.
Lastly - Ain’t that just the living end that we’re getting blamed for E Coli. Blame America First!!
God is Love!
BBN
PS - When God sends the next swarm of locust down to punish the wicked guess whose crops ain’t gonna get eaten? I’ll give ya a hint - GM
What would you do if a group of several people took power from US prez ? Do you think it would “never happen” ? History is full of this kind of thinks. I bet you would take arms and run for resistance. This is what Iraq people are doing.
You attacked them without any agreement from any other country in the world.
Pizzahut is not doing pizza… They make “meat pie”.
- Pizza is not a society you idiot.
- Without french you would have never been independent.
What Ev’s was talking about is that USA is a pluri-cultural country, very very bad at creating stuff but very very good at seeling ‘em.
And please, think about it :
I will never blame a whole country for 5 little integrists.
1) Pizza Hut ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t Italian. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s American.
2) The Dutch lost all title to anything when the Americans kicked them out of New York City.
3) Ditto the Injuns.
4) Otto Man? Aint that the Kraut that complains all the time? When he get the time to invent ice cream?
5) For all the liberals on this board #4 was what you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d call a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?joke?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
6) I happened to like McDonalds. My daddy liked McDonalds and his Daddy
I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this. Great work.
So, they violated any number of sactions from the UN (”more lies per square inch than anyplace in the world” - Dennis Prager) and if any other country on the face of this planet did the same thing we would’ve gone after them quicker than liberals to defend an entitlement program.
Billy Bob, I am not surprised you like McDonalds…it seems to fit in with your character and culture. Stick to what you know, don’t ever try anything new.
McDonalds is good for their chicken nuggets, but Wendys’ hamburgers are way better. Hamburgers are probably an all US food.
The problem is the theory says the Hamburger was invited in … Who can guess it?
Taaadaaa
Hamburg (Germany)!
Mc Donalds is like Budweiser, just tasteless
@th3ch3, don’t upset poor Billy Bob by telling him the true origin of hamburgers. You know how much he dislike us foreigners!
@Christophe Le Cur??Ǭ©
Hehe, sorry Billy Bob!
Now now children, we shouldn’t make fun of poor old Billy Joe Jim Bob Bubba Redneck the 3rd.
The whole “Family Tree - Straight Line” is working against him, hey do you think it’s EASY getting workin’ boots that fit feet with webbed toes…..?
TTFN
“The problem is the theory says the Hamburger was invited in ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? Who can guess it?
Taaadaaa
Hamburg (Germany)!”
Wrong! Look it up in Wikipedia if you must, but the hamburger as we know it was in fact invented in the US, hamburger the ground meat was invented in Hamburg.
Sorry, this was my bad English. Here is the sentence wright:
“The proplem is ONE theory says the Hamburger was invited…”
BUT Wikipedia says:
“In Germany, local traditional snacks are often named after the place of origin, like the Frankfurter (also known as a hotdog), the Berliner (a type of “doughnut”) or (N??Ǭ?rnberger) Bratwurst. In Hamburg it was common to put a piece of roast pork into a roll, called Rundst??Ǭ?ck warm, although this is missing the “essence” of the modern hamburger, which is ground meat. Yet another theory however states that also in Hamburg, Germany, meatscraps, similar to modern ground beef were served on a Br??tchen[1], a round bun-shaped piece of bread. It is said that German immigrants then took the Hamburger to the United States, where the bun was added, creating the modern Hamburger.”
You can use one of these theories, but it does not really matter which, because you will end up in Germany. Just if you say putting on a piece of bun was THE invention of the Hamburger then your comment is wright.
I would be interessted what Billy Bob says to this. Come on Billy Bob say something, you are allways so funny.
Come on Billy Bob, why are you not answering? You must have read this, because you have to confirm it that it will appear in here.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?more lies per square inch than anyplace in the world?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? - Dennis Prager
He said that about Bush?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s speech!
Mc Donalds is like Budweiser, just tasteless
Yep, simply yep.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH! Better today than tomorrow!
I love foreign food and yet I do not despise the native food common in my home country. Though I understand that trying something new must be horrible thought to you, BBN.
God or Lucifer or whoever, bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Out of curiosity do you drink coffee? Do you use roman numerals instead of standard numbers like 1234etc.? Because if so you are drinking and using arab things and maybe you should stop if you love america.
@Ev’s the lens rofl good job on the billy joe jim bob redneck the 3rd that was just absolutely priceless :P.
coledge dingbat repubocrat shut the fuck up dumbass.