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This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican.com’s Briefly Patriotic
We at Shelly the Republican.com understand that Proverbs 16:18 says “Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall” so it is with the utmost humility that we tell our loyal, God-fearing readers that they do make a difference in this world.? Both Focus on the Family and Concerned Women For America followed our lead in not blaming Tom Foley?s heinous sins on himself but rather on the culture of sin, sodomy and secularism promoted by the liberals who aim to destroy America simply because God created it.? As Gary Bauer correctly points out, Mark Foley did the correct thing in resigning and this stands in marked contrast to liberals Gerry Studds and Barney Frank (both of Massachusetts, by the way) who also have sex with boys as most homosexuals do.? We at Shelley The Republican.com believe that liberal homosexuality is a virus that infects whoever comes in contact with it and call for all homosexuals to be removed from Congress to protect our democracy, our faith and our children.
This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican.com’s Briefly Patriotic
God is Love!
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Thank you again Billy-Bob!
And thank you for your great compassion in not sueing those other sites for stealing your ideas. Your example of restraint and Christian compassion and charity is one that we all would do well to follow.
As for the disease, of being gay, you know my Great Uncle Marty used to say he didn’t just want to remove fags from Congress, if you know what I’m saying. He wanted to stop them having “congress” altogether. All that talk of pen**es and proud manhoods and smooth torsos and erect members and young bucks and the feel of hard muscles just made him feel sick. It makes me come over all queer too. I generally like to shoot off a few rounds when I think about gaymen too much and the disgusting things they get up to.
Incidentally, the man down at the range has had all the targets printed with likenesses of Al Gore. Isn’t that great?! Sometimes I wish it was Bill Clinton on there, but you’ve got to focus on the future when you’re doing God’s work.
It’s amazing that you cannot even stay true to your own ideals. That’s embarrassing - even for you.
Oh, well, Foley resigned, so that’s all right then, no harm done at all. You are such hypocrites, aren’t you?
You people are truly obsessed with homosexuality. Normal people do not bang on about it the way you do, I think you have a sexual problem and need help.
Has your god told you that you’re doing his work? Who defines what his work is?
Oh, well, Foley resigned, so that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s all right then
Yes, the matter is now over. I cannot think of anything more to say about the matter. Why is it that you liberals keep attacking this man. Your beloved Bill Clinton did exactly the same thing when he assaulted a teenager in the white-house.
Billy Bob dear heart.
Your link to “Concerned Women for America” doesn’t actually blame the alleged pederasts’ faults on liberal society,
Quote below.
In the real world, there is such a thing as right and wrong. And Americans know that it is wrong for adults to take sexual advantage of minors. Americans know that some lifestyles, such as aberrant sexual behavior, are just too damaging and dangerous to individuals, and that society and children especially should be protected from them.
They blame it him solely and it even looks like they would happily castrate him….
Link
http://www.cultureandfamily.org/articledisplay.asp?id=3905&department=CFI&categoryid=cfreport
TTFN
And who would defend that? I am French, he is not my beloved Clinton. I do not think that because somebody else did it, it makes it all right. I said yesterday, if this guy were a Democrat, you would be crowing, but as he is one of yours, you say, oh, well, he has confessed, it does not really matter.
You are such hypocrites, like most ‘religious’ people. Really religious people don’t make the fuss that you do about being religious, they just get on and lead good lives.
“We at Shelley The Republican.com believe that liberal homosexuality is a virus that infects whoever comes in contact with it and call for all homosexuals to be removed from Congress to protect our democracy, our faith and our children.”
Sigh….I’m almost too tired to laugh at that one.
Your beloved Bill Clinton did exactly the same thing when he assaulted a teenager in the white-house.
Tristan Shuddery
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Monica Lewinsky-Date of Birth: 23 July 1973
In 1995 Monica Lewinsky was a recent college graduate with a position as an intern in the White House.
So Monica was not a teenager, but a 22 year old college grad.
Other than lies, do you have anything else to offer?
I think they are AGAINST almost everything. They have no ability to argue, or even to reason with opponents. The stock response, if you disagree “you are going to hell”…oh, really! As if anyone cared!
You’ll care on the other side of your face when you burn in hot hell you liberal hate-speaker!
And by the way, we are not against everything. We are all for the USA, its War President and his friend Jesus Christ.
When it comes to speaking hate, you people take the prize. You hate anything, anybody not just like you, you are intellectual dunces living in a cultureless land.
Burn in hell? Oh, really, that makes me so worried. Sammy, you are living in the land of the utterly clueless. You and your friends have no intellectual curiosity, you just accept things. You deserve to live in the dull desert you occupy…I know, I worked at MIT for two years, could not wait to get back to France. Your president would have difficulty adding two numbers together, he is a cretin and has caused big problems for you and the rest of the world.
I await your ‘Unit’…we have heard so little of them lately, nor of your ‘doctorate’ (btw, I am a full Professor, I do not boast of it until now. I did it the hard way, by learning things, not by paying with a credit card), nor of being Colonel.
The difference between you and me: amongst many other things, I do not hate you, I feel sorry for you in your narrow world of pathetic certainties, a world without science, where your silly god make everything. Ha! Did he make your internal combustion engine, did he make quantum physics, which you do not believe in, but your CIA use every day for encryption? You have so much to learn, but your mind is closed and not capable of taking in new ideas…always the same…’you burn in hell’. Trust me, Sammy, I care not too much about that.
…not blaming Tom Foley?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s heinous sins on himself but rather on the culture of sin, sodomy and secularism ….
wow not taking responsibility for ones actions, blaming the culture and society for ones bad behavior
Sounds like the sort of excuse a liberal would offer
You people are all idiots! First of all america is not a christian country. I know bush would like to make it one, but last time i checked we have freedom of religion in this great country. Second homosexuality is niether a virus nor a disease you hate mongering retards. My roommate has lived with me for years and is still straight. Thirdly most pedophiles are straight. Also it is libel to claim that most gays have sex with boys. Instead of blaming all of our problems on video games maybe you should just concentrate on turning america into nazi germany. Just round up all us non-christians and throw us in deathcamps. Wouldn’t that be fun! Have a jewbaby shotput. Kill a queer for christ. Thou shall not kill doesn’t apply to non-christians right? Morons
Ladies and gentlemen I give you the American Public School system! Do I need to offer any other proof that home schooling is the way to go?
You can worship your own butt for all I care - that don’t mean that it’s right and that you’re getting into Heaven. Don’t blame the messenger, son. It ain’t us that don’t like homosexuals neccessarily - it’s God.
I don’t think “deathcamps” is the right way to go on this. Personally, I think we oughta send the liberals and the sodomites to Canada. But I guess that kinda depends on how you feel about Canada!
God is Love!
BBN
Oh, f*** it, why do fanatic people always blame the society whenever one of their kind does something wrong? Can’t you just take some responsibility? If God exists, he gave us the ability to decide on our own, no matter what is right or wrong, so what he did is all Foley’s fault, because he had the free chance to decide.
God or Lucifer or whoever, bless all those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Mark Foley, not Tom Foley. it’s hilarious that you equate loving George Bush woth loving America. He has worked so hard against American interests abroad and at home. True patriots are more critical.
Great site! Keep up that good work!
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