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The Treacherous Amish

October 05th, 2006 | Category: Briefly Patriotic, Thought of the Day

Beware The Amish

This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic

Before y?all start weeping and moaning about the ?poor, poor Amish? let?s get a couple of things straight ? the Amish don?t do one single thing to help the United States of America. They don?t pay social security and they ain?t gonna help us fight in the War on Terror because their religion makes ?em too chicken. But are they too chicken to do the bidding of a foreign government? Recently, a citizen of a war-crazed country implied that agents were being sent to the shores of America, just like in WWII, to disrupt the upcoming elections. But those agents are probably already here in the form of the Amish whose cunning simplicity makes them the best kind of spies. We at Shelley the Republican smell a rat. We believe the Amish shooting was an attempt by the Germans to pass gun control legislation that would take away our guns, thereby facilitating Germany?s next bid to take over the world.

This is Billy Bob Neck with Shelley The Republican dot com’s Briefly Patriotic

God is Love!

30 Comments so far

Sam Johnston October 4th, 2006 5:18 am

That’s right Billy-Bob.

Here’s another thought for y’all: If God had wanted those Amish to live, he would have stopped the bullets. Guns aren’t the problem, sinners are. Had the Amish children been armed, they would have been able to repel their attaccker. That’s the truth that liberals never dare tell!

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/06/16/guns-god-controls-the-bullets-so-whats-the-big-problem.aspx
Tristan Shuddery October 4th, 2006 8:09 am

Had the Amish children been armed, they would have been able to repel their attaccker. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s the truth that liberals never dare tell!

Thank You Sam! Our right to carry arms is a god-given constitutional right, I dont recall the doctrine of pacifism being enshrined in any laws, either of God or man. There recent incidents are the symptoms of gun-control gone mad.

The simple fact is that guns dont kill people: Athiesm, false-religions and homosexuality are the real killers. Geoffry Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer. It’s safe to say that all homosexuals are potential murderers because they lack God’s moral compass to guide them.

If you get rid of homosexuality and athiesm, there will be no more gun-crime in America.
Anonymous October 5th, 2006 1:10 pm

We believe the Amish shooting was an attempt by the Germans to pass gun control legislation that would take away our guns, thereby facilitating Germany?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s next bid to take over the world.

Errmmm… if we really intended to take over the world, we would have you let your guns. Why? Because guns in the hand of untrained civilians are more dangerous to their owners and friends then anyone else. And we could use the weapon laws to smuggle some special forces into your country and arm them there. Or we could provocate a civil rebellion…. So just take your weapons, when were coming, you will get rid of them soon enough!

Sam said:
Here?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s another thought for y?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥all: If God had wanted those Amish to live, he would have stopped the bullets. Guns aren?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t the problem, sinners are.

Yeah, and all that guys running into the machine gun fire on Omaha Beach deserved to die, too. Or was that because americans cant build a amphibious tank that can actually swim? This year, I watched an interview, part of a special docu about the D-Day. The man was once a german soldier, stationed on a beach near Carentan when the invasion came. After his squad retreated he stayed in the bunker, because he didn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t want to leave his wounded comrade. He held that bunker for over 4 hours by himself. He doesn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t know how many GI?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s he killed but he almost shot 15000 bullets down the beach with his MG 42. And still, god seems to want that he lives, because he escaped from the beach, and the war, without a scratch. He didn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t even get imprisoned. Seems like god has a really black humor.

Had the Amish children been armed, they would have been able to repel their attaccker. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s the truth that liberals never dare tell!

Or they would have shot themselves, because they couldn?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t handle those guns…..

Tristan said:
Thank You Sam! Our right to carry arms is a god-given constitutional right, I dont recall the doctrine of pacifism being enshrined in any laws, either of God or man. There recent incidents are the symptoms of gun-control gone mad.

Still, it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s a right, not a duty. So leave the gun control alone. They were not good enough to prevent this Columbine.like incident, but perhaps the USA will get smarter….

The simple fact is that guns dont kill people: Athiesm, false-religions and homosexuality are the real killers. Geoffry Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer. It?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s safe to say that all homosexuals are potential murderers because they lack God?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s moral compass to guide them.

And it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s safe to say that all religious fanatics (like you) are potential killers because they just sedate their morale compass by telling themselves that they?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•re doing it for god. PS: Atheists are anti-weapons and , as you would call them, peaceniks (except some exceptions, like me!) so they don?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t kill people, only if it?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s self-defence.

If you get rid of homosexuality and athiesm, there will be no more gun-crime in America.

Now that I doubt!

The German Guy
Do something for society!
IMPEACH BUSH! And forbid weapons in public!
Peter October 5th, 2006 1:33 pm

Billy Bob - the world needs less of people like you and more like the Amish.You is scary BillyBob.
Billy Bob Neck October 5th, 2006 1:52 pm

Peter,

Go back to Russia, commie!
Clemens October 5th, 2006 1:55 pm

Hey, is it possible to meet you all from str.com? Maybe we can discuss, which would be the best gun for Jesus or about those amish sinners or we can try to find a way to reelect GWB, Gods second son. I think that would be fun.

greets
Clemens

PS: And of course I’ll bring some guns to make the world a better place =)
Peter October 5th, 2006 2:19 pm

“Had the Amish children been armed, they would have been able to repel their attaccker. That?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s the truth that liberals never dare tell!”

Yeah sure Sam!
Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬© October 5th, 2006 3:38 pm

If you believe this, you are indistinguishable from the Islamic terrorists who blew up Twin Towers. They believed it was god’s will. It is a marvellous excuse, isn’t it?

Being charitable, I swing back to my view this site is a spoof and you are having a laugh. I think it would be difficult to find people who are really this stupid and hold human life in such contempt. Wouldn’t it??
Peter October 5th, 2006 3:42 pm

Hi Billy Bob - i wouldn’t call the Amish chicken for not fighting
any war, especially an unwinable,sensless,useless war such as George Bush’s war on terror.I would call that sensible.How many more young american lives or othe innocents do you think it’s worth sacrificing?.How many soldiers have now returned with traumatic brain injuries?,100’s?,1000’s?,effectively a drain on your health system for the rest of their lives,not to mention their misery. 9/11 was an evil,senseless act comitted by a few extremist’s,probably some of George seniors “friends”.9/11 was GWB’S conveniant excuse to clobber Saddam for a second time.By all means lets get Bin Laden and his cronies,but you don’t destroy countries in the process such as Iraq. It would have been better for the US to stay out of Iraq.”Better the devil you know(Saddam),than the one you don’t”
You are joking about the Amish being spies and Germans trying to take over the world aren’t you??.
Peter October 5th, 2006 4:20 pm

Hello-Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬©,

Yes i am hoping this is a spoof site as well and their laughing at us because were not quite sure????,because if it isn’t it’s a worry.
It’s good to hear from another reasonable thinking human.
Billy Bob Neck October 5th, 2006 4:44 pm

It?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s good to hear from another reasonable thinking human.

Well, I’m glad you found each other! Because that’s what this site is for, ain’t it? To match up sodomites so they have someone to commiserate with in Hell.

Yup. That’s what we do!
True Christian October 5th, 2006 4:50 pm

Yeah, the whole site is crazy, but some time ago one of the writers at STR.com ask us to keep posting, so that sane people never would wan?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•t to follow in the path of hate, Religious extreemism and subhuman behavior, like the hateful writers of this website…

Do something for society!
IMPEACH BUSH! And forbid weapons in public!
Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬© October 5th, 2006 4:50 pm

Poor Billy Bob, he is undoubtedly a closet homosexual, he talks of it so very much. I don’t think, little Billy, that many here worry about your primitive concepts of hell.
Peter October 5th, 2006 4:55 pm

“God is Love!”

Do you practice what you preach Billy Bob,I don’t think so.
From the language and C**P on this Blog,Gods presence isn’t here.
Terrasidius October 5th, 2006 6:26 pm

Billy Bob and STR really are a bunch of sick, moronic, narrowminded, closet homosexual, nazi idiots who dont deserve the right to free speech, if this is how you they pervert it.

yours sincerly, Terrasidius.
Tristan Shuddery October 5th, 2006 7:21 pm

Yes i am hoping this is a spoof site as well and their laughing at us because were not quite sure?

I’m gonna have to burst your ultra-leftist bubble here. As Shelley and I have said a thousand times, this site is no joke. We simply do not joke about matters as important as this - and while we might try to inject a moment or two of levity into these serious discussions, I can assure you that Billy, Sam, Shelley and I mean what we say.

If you do not believe me, please refer to this article about the liberal obsession with satire.
Eulachon October 5th, 2006 8:01 pm

Don’t belive Tristan. Read the Terms and Conditions, section 4, number 4.
James October 5th, 2006 11:05 pm

Well I wish to thank the STR for helping me in my pursuit for a loving and fullfilling life. As it happens to be I saw a post here and started to write him about this site. And what do you know, he is coming to visit me in Iceland. Simply because he wants to marry me, and he knows we can adopt children here in Iceland.

So I wish to thank you from the bottom of my heart for making it possible for me to meet a person that I respect, love and cherish with every piece of my heart.

James
Billy Bob Neck October 6th, 2006 12:05 am

Billy Bob and STR really are a bunch of sick, moronic, narrowminded, closet homosexual, nazi idiots who dont deserve the right to free speech, if this is how you they pervert it.

Well, that just about says it all now, don’t it? We gotta listen to you go on and on about sacrificing goats to some bird god to make sure that some insect in Washington timber country doesn’t go extinct but we gotta hush up about You-Know-Who on our own website. I don’t think so, missy!

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There. All of you liberals either blew up or finally woke up to the Power of the One True LORD!

God is Love

PS -
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Satire
Satire who?
Sat tire’s looking like the tread’s almost worn out. You oughta think about replacing it!
Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬© October 6th, 2006 2:43 am

Oh, Billy, I know now…you are the class comic and are aged 13. It is nothing to be ashamed of, you will grow up one day!
jbyrd October 6th, 2006 2:51 am

I love this site. You people are geniuses. Me and my college friends at the University of Texas (may God smite OU) sit around all day smoking marijuana to protect us from alzeihmers and reading your posts.
Sen October 6th, 2006 5:30 am

Guns are dangerous to those they are aimed at as well as to those who carry them. I wouldn’t wish for anybody of my friends and family to have a gun inside their houses. Knives, okay, but no guns.

As for the thing about the shooting of those Amish people being a German conspiracy: I clearly doubt so. Aggressive behaviour would only ruin everything we’ve built up during the last 60 years and no one (except for the tiny Nazi minority here in Germany) would want that. Besides, you have nuclear weapons, our allies have nuclear weapons and we don’t want earth to vanish in a puff of radioactive smoke.

God or Lucifer or whoever, bless all those equipped with brains!

IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!!!
PETER October 6th, 2006 6:45 am

LOL jbyrd.
PETER October 6th, 2006 6:59 am

Another misguided thought from Shelley:
“God is punishing Africa with Hunger and Aids. I don?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥t know exactly why, but I guess it?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s because most of them reject the Christian belief. I have no reason to doubt God?¢‚Ç¨?°?É‚Äû?É¬¥s way of dealing with these people. I am sure the Lord has good reasons why He is doing what He is doing.”

The Bible actually says that “God causes the sun to shine and the rain to fall on the good and the bad alike.”

Also the bible also says: “Judge not less you be judged”
Johansson, Jurgen October 6th, 2006 10:30 am

I am an Amish. Stop insulting us.
BIg j October 6th, 2006 5:52 pm

the amish suk they dont do shit for the US and every1 that isnt gay or a black perosn thats crazy should be able to gays no that they will burn in hell for all of eternity so they should just kill themselfs right now because Jesus will not save them from jessebell i no i cant spell but w.e
Peter October 8th, 2006 11:38 am

What do you do for you’re country BIGg j??????????.
joe October 8th, 2006 1:14 pm

So, the Amish are planted here by the Germans. That must explain why, when their children are killed, they live by Christ’s example and respond by not only forgiving the killer, but by offering help to the killer’s wife and children.

If this site is really not a joke (which if it’s not, it scares the crap out of me), then I would humbly suggest that you live as Christ lived, and show forgiveness to others, not anger, revenge and hatred.

Sadly, this is all shrowded in the flag of republican party politics, as if that had anything to do with the way Christ is discussed here.

I really hope this is all a joke as I can’t bear to think it’s real. The country is in bad enough shape already.
phil October 29th, 2006 11:54 pm

wait, did that guy say he was amish? then how is he using the internet, i thought they couldnt use electronics like guns and the bible. personally i think someone should develope a gun that shoots out bibles, that way when they die, they will be able to take the bible with them to read in enternal damnnation to figure out what they did wrong when they were alive.
Danny Ditto October 30th, 2006 8:39 pm

The Amish don’t pay Socialist Security because they don’t collect it! They’re self sufficient unlike Demopublican & Republicrat socialists! While I’m not a pacifist or agree entirely with their beliefs, they have the God given right to follow their religious beliefs! Unlike chickenhawk politicians & celebrities, the Amish aren’t warmongering hypocrites! If they refuse to offer themselves up to the State collective as cannon fodder for the New World Order, more power to them! If they don’t believe in unquestioning obedience to the federal government, they have the right whether you like it or not!