We’re winning!
Enrolments in Christian colleges are up by 70%, Christian music sales are up 300% in the last decade and concentrated truth camps have been set up to train a new generation of crusaders.
Christ is coming back! Thank the LORD!
Now a wonderful Jesus Camp in North Dakota where young children are taught to speak in tongues and worship a photo of George W Bush has become the subject of a new film - and soon these camps are set to take over our whole nation.
Isn’t that great?
Head of the camp, Pastor Becky Fisher says: “I want to see them as radically laying down their lives for the gospel, as they are in Pakistan, in Israel and in Palestine.”
Me too! And if I were a gambling man (which I’m not!) I’d bet it’s what LORD Jesus wants to see as well.
Today STR.com urges all concerned Americans to view this film. You can watch an exciting trailer below.
Jesus camp! What a great idea. An idea that works. We need to get all kids before they’re old enough to start thinking. That’s the way we make them true children of God.
And before you start moaning, Liberals, evangelising to the young is not indoctrination! It’s saving them - and that’s very different. If they aren’t Christians, they become terrorists with bombs, or atheists, or worse!
It’s a shame it’s just a camp and not an entire school system. That’s why there are still fights to fight. We must tear down the liberal propaganda public school edifice. Come on readers! Vote for change. Vote Republican!
And remember what a famous teacher once said: “Give me the child and I will give you the man.”
Amen to that! Amen!
Sam Johnston
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I think this film proves the value of Christian education and home-schooling. Those kids would never have had the opportunity to learn about Jesus and become little culture-warriors in the public school system.
I think it’s time to tear down the evil public school system and replace it with a network of church-schools which will value America’s traditions and most of all our faith in Jesus Christ.
I should point out that my own neice and a group of her little friends will be attending next year’s “Kids on Fire” Jesus Camp, and her friends will be performing a short passion-play which I have written and will publish on this site in a few days time.
Thank you Tristan. Having had the honor of reading your play I wonder I know that if you hadn’t chosen to be such a great computer scientist, you could have become the world’s greatest playwrite. Far better than that over-rated liberal limey fag full of dirty words, Shakespeare, anyway.
Sam, I would like to thank you and all the readers of our STR+ subscription service for your kind words of encouragement and prayer. My short play will be released on this site in a few days time and I hope that other church inspired groups will use it as part of their ministry. I just know that the “Kids on Fire” are going to love it.
Yes, I saw some of Shakespere’s films - on the whole I felt they were lacking. I think we evangelicals can do a much better job.
It’s time to take the media away from the liberals who have corrupted it.
Now I know this is a spoof…or you’ve gone completely, barking mad!
Sam, Tristan is a moron. If he had a brain he’d be dangerous. Oh, I forgot, you’re a moron too. I await the beloved Unit. I am at my weekend place in Antibes, I gave you the address a while back.
Tristan…great computer scientist! I first hear of this blog through a well-respected IT journal called The Register…they found your first Linux article hilarious. But of course, they don’t have god’s magic guiding them, so how could they know as much as Trissy?!
Cristophe, I have known you long enough to realize that in your French mind, everything is a joke. What humor you must see in the world… you must laugh and laugh constantly.
I imagine people call you the “laughing professor” as they fearfully approach your office door, concerned that they might become infected with your queer Hysteria, or that you might take their all to serious issues to be yet another one of your little “jokes”.
Let me assure you that this site is not a joke. Sam is right, we Evangelicals really are winning. From time to time, we like to inject a moment of levity into our very serious discussions, however I can assure you that our intent is to educate the Godless about what is True. Please stop your mockery for a moment and read what my friend Sam has written - this is God’s Truth.
I’ve heard both good and bad things about the film “Jesus Camp”. It was made by a liberal company, and therefore tends to emphasize parts of the “Kids on Fire” camp that secularists would not understand, however I’ve been to that camp and I’ve seen with my own eyes what a difference God’s love makes to those kids.
As a great Republican once said; First they laugh at you, then they fight you and then you win - well we Christians have become accustomed to the mockery of liberals like you. It wont be long before your out-dated pre 9/11 ideology is totally crushed, and we shall be living in harmony with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Tristan
To be honest, you fail. What this camp aims is to make children into brainwashed zealots…. thats dangerous. F[oul word deleted. Why do you liberals use such disgusting language? is it becuase you're angry about goign to hell, or because you can't use rational calm argument?] dangerous.
I know i posted this yesterday, but i feel it would fit in here aswell
@Beerrk
Republican are horrible. How can they have sex with children ? Democrat don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t !!!!
Well that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s how their sick minds work.. They keep saying that God is love, and they are right about that. Their love however is not the same thing we call love?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? They love War, hatred, violence, Torture, Capitol punishment, Sex with children, the KKK, Tasteless Beer and food like Budweiser and McDonalds, while we sane Christian Democrats, love Freedom, Life, Good friends, our families, nature and all its wonders, kittens, Meeting new and interesting people from around the globe?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.To sum it up?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?We love everything good, God has given us?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the difference between them and us, they want to destroy everything good in life, all which God the all mighty has created, and turning our wonderfull planet into hell on earth.
But rest assured, when the majority of the Americans, are voting for their next president, He will be a democrat?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? God is so angry with G.W.B, his hellspawn and all their hate and destruction, and I believe that God was testing us by letting BUSH become president, he wanted to know if we could see through his disguise, and we passed his test?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.We saw the Devil ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.
There is a reason why USA is called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? Land of the Twisters?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? No country on Earth is more plaqued by Hurricanes, earthquakes and tornadoes than the USA?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.
Tornado Alley http://www.tornadochaser.net/tornadoalley.jpg North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisianna, Illinois, Indianna, Ohio?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.. These are the places that are most struck by Tornadoes anywhere in the world?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.
And isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t that a coincidence?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.. Tornado Alley lies just in the path of Texas, where BUSH comes from, Iowa, where I believe Shelley lives?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?..So as the STR. Crew says, Natural disasters = The wrath of God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?. Why am I not surpriced Shelley lives there?
I bet they will tell me to go to hell for saying the truth, and I might be going to what they call hell?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?. The problem is, what they call hell is upstairs, while heaven to them is downstairs?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ??¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
May God have mercy on their SINNING souls?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve got a better movie for you: http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article1616664.ece
IMPEACH BUSH
True Christian. To say that Tornadoes are some kind of weird revenge from the LORD is just crazy. Don’t take His name in vain like that. Shame on you.
It’s homosexuals that God targets with the weather like every true christian knows. I remind you of this article:
http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/index.php?s=the+true+truth+about+our+weather&sbutt=Go
Quote Sam:
Clearly the storms and floods aren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t caused by some invisible gas that you can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even smell, as liberals like to claim (because that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s crazy!). The answer is far more simple: God is angry.
Exactly my point, GOD IS ANGRY, and there is a reason why these parts are struck the most, Because YOU are the ones who take the Lords name in vain, because YOU are using the good name of the Lord to spread hatred….
So Tornado alley must be the place on earth inhabited by most homosexuals then ,including Shelley??? and you are calling US Europeans Homosexuals??
Isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t this funny, Sam himself wrote that extreeme weather is because God is angry, and now he says “To say that Tornadoes are some kind of weird revenge from the LORD is just crazy.”
I rest my case :o)
IMPEACH BUSH
Jesus Christ…I am astounded, how unsettling.
Quote: “May God have mercy on their SINNING souls?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve got a better movie for you: http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article1616664.ece
IMPEACH BUSH”
I cant wait to see this! Hopefully it will happen, he is a fundamentalist christian extremist and just as bad as the extremists of his ‘enemies’. f**king asshole.
beleive it or not i am not an extremist of any kind, but when someone of his power and influence acts the way he has, they simply deserve to die, for ruining the lifes of people abroad and in his own country, he is evil, as are all the neo-cons. they are extremists and what ever your own opinions is it not a bad idea to have extremists in power? please ask yourself this question.
Such camps are dangerous, no matter what they preach there. It will end up making fanatics and fanatics are bad. Dot.
As for the link: Nice idea, but unlikely to happen. Unfortunately, bullets often hit the wrong people (for all of the STR crew: If God decides where the bullet goes, then why did he shoot Lincoln? Was he just mistaken, ergo not omniscient or almighty, or was he drunk?).
God or Lucifer or whoever, bless those equipped with brains!
IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!
P.S.: It’s true. If hurricanes, tornados and earth quakes are God’s wrath, then he seems to LOVE Europeans.
The Wehrmacht was winning, too. In the years 1939-42 at last…. So don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be too comfortable, guys, Things can swing around.
It wont be long before your out-dated pre 9/11 ideology is totally crushed, and we shall be living in harmony with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Yep, on the day, hell freezes, this will happen….
Oh, we had something like that in Germany, too. It was called the Hitlerjugend…
True Christian. To say that Tornadoes are some kind of weird revenge from the LORD is just crazy. Don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t take His name in vain like that. Shame on you.
You said that natural disasters are the way god is telling you to change the way you live. So it seems like god doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like evangelist extremists…
As for the link: Nice idea, but unlikely to happen. Unfortunately, bullets often hit the wrong people (for all of the STR crew: If God decides where the bullet goes, then why did he shoot Lincoln? Was he just mistaken, ergo not omniscient or almighty, or was he drunk?).
I asked them a similar question. When god controls the bullets, how was it possible for a german soldier shooting hundreds of GI?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s on Omaha Beach when he was the last man defending his bunker for about 4 hours (He shot over 15000 bullets with his machine gun!) and then escape unscathed , survive the war and doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even spend time in a POW camp?
P.P.S.: It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s true. If hurricanes, tornados and earth quakes are God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrath, then he seems to LOVE Europeans.
Yep, I have never experienced something worse than heavy rain. No tornados, no hurricaines, no earthquakes. Another reason why europe is better to live in than the USA.
The German Guy
Tristan and his Unit are cowardly fags not responding to my challenge.
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hitler had his foto worshiped too…
Sorry, I forgot something:
IMPEACH BUSH
Brainwasing kids to believe that we came from monkeys? Trying to re-write history to say that we “stole” America from “Native Americans” when it’s clear that God gave us this land? Condoms on bananas? Teaching our kids that having homosexual encounters in kindergarten is “normal”? You mean that kinda brainwashing?
Brainwasing kids to believe that we came from monkeys? Trying to re-write history to say that we ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?stole?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? America from ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Native Americans?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? when it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s clear that God gave us this land? Condoms on bananas? Teaching our kids that having homosexual encounters in kindergarten is ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?normal?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?? You mean that kinda brainwashing?
Errmmm…. no. Cause we show them the other side (eg: your believes), too. You just give them one choice. Like in the 3rd Reich?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s Hitlerjugend…
Oh, and where is it stated that god has given the USA to you? Can you show me the text?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
And please, get Billy Bob a better education.
It’s called “The Bible” and you oughta read it sometime, Helmet.
is this article the reply of my previous article ..??
really cheap and again where are the pro readers??
only voices against you bitchies…
so stop the work on this shit here and take care for something new …
What are you talking about hhhhhhhhhhaube. I don’t understand, I’m very sorry. please could you make your point again? (and try to moderate your language!)
Howdy Folks.
The Jesus Camps all over America are really a great thing! I am sending my kids to a similar camp every summer. They come back really energized and ready to serve the Lord Jesus Christ.
Kind regards,
Shelley
And they will grow up to become the “Christian” versions of the terrorist kids, beeing brainwashed at the Koran schools… Small “Christian Terrorists”…. Exept from the religions you claim to follow, there are really no differance between you…
Impeach Bush
I even know who Becky Fisher is!
If Christ came back, he wouldn’t call himself Christ. I expect he’d want to be totally inconspicuous.
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m not sure why I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m theorising though?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
I’ve decided I’m not going to be nasty to the STR team. It really isn’t worth the effort.
That last comment didn’t count. I’m starting now. Assholes.
TriggerhappyJim, Typical liberal, always contradicting yourself and resorting to pathetic ad-hominem attacks. You must be a real loser!
Care for some man-sex, Sam?
Are you possessed by a demon?
Yes. A sexy demon.
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Bible?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and you oughta read it sometime, Helmet.
Oh, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve read it. But I can`t find anything about the USA. Can you tell me the page, Billy?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“such a great computer scientist, ”
ok lets be serious can you show me one great or ungreat invention tristian made, seriously.
bieng a site and tech admin for a small church in the mid west is not a computer scientest.
PISS OFF WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULL SHIT
We’re gonna pray for you, sir.
Hi,I’m new to this website and just want to ask everyone here a question. Each and every one of you have the money, the intelligence, and the freedom in your country to make your own decisions. Now while I was watching the movie clip I noticed that there were many, many arrogant remarks regarding people of the opposite religion (ex. “You go into Palestine and their taking their kids to camps, just like we take our kids to Bible Camp, and their putting Hand Grenades in their hands.”) Thats true, is some cases. But why only talk about the minority of people going to terrorist camps in Palestine. If thats the only thing you are going to tell your children, and you are going to focus on Terrorism and make them think that every child in Palestine is going to camps like them exept the other children are being turned into terrorists; isn’t that almost like arming your child with a weapon? The weapon of ignorance? Feeding your children what I would frankly call a huge pile of bullshit, isn’t going to inforece the main focus of ANY religion. Now I want to ask you, what is the MAIN focus of Christianity or any religion for that matter? Isn’t it to be caring, and loving towards all people? Not to hurt people intentionally? To learn as much as you can and live your life to the full potential? NONE of this is being achieved by transforming your children into racist, arrogant children who do not even know the basics of other religions. I myself am a Muslim, and at the age of 14 I know enough about every religion to conclude that never, in any single holy book, is there written for the followers to kill another person. The context can be misinturpretated to seem as though God is asking you to kill others but that is NOT what God is telling you. I could go on for hours and hours talking about the arrogance of children and adults in this world but it will get me nowhere. I am sure I will be flammed at my reply but I have to get this out there. One last comment, If you are an adult, go to the closest person in your family and ask them “What is the main point God tries to enforce?” Listen to their answer, and discuss. LEARN, don’t be arrogant and make sure you can get decisive proof that definitally applies to what you are talking about.
Thanks for your time,
Dan
Hi Dan!
You obviously haven’t read your Koran or Bible properly.
The Koran teaches that the infidel must be forcibly converted. The Bible is just full of quotes on how to deal with your enemies.
For the land of Israel lies empty and broken after your attacks, but the LORD will restore its honor and power again. Shields flash red in the sunlight! The attack begins! See their scarlet uniforms! Watch as their glittering chariots move into position, with a forest of spears waving above them. The chariots race recklessly along the streets and through the squares, swift as lightning, flickering like torches. The king shouts to his officers; they stumble in their haste, rushing to the walls to set up their defenses. But too late! The river gates are open! The enemy has entered! The palace is about to collapse! Nineveh’s exile has been decreed, and all the servant girls mourn its capture. Listen to them moan like doves; watch them beat their breasts in sorrow. Nineveh is like a leaking water reservoir! The people are slipping away. “Stop, stop!” someone shouts, but the people just keep on running. Loot the silver! Plunder the gold! There seems no end to Nineveh’s many treasures ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ its vast, uncounted wealth. Soon the city is an empty shambles, stripped of its wealth. Hearts melt in horror, and knees shake. The people stand aghast, their faces pale and trembling. (Nahum 2:2-10)
Isn’t that great?!
God’s Human Slaughter Fest
Stand in silence in the presence of the Sovereign LORD, for the awesome day of the LORD’s judgment has come. The LORD has prepared his people for a great slaughter and has chosen their executioners. “On that day of judgment,” says the LORD, “I will punish the leaders and princes of Judah and all those following pagan customs. Yes, I will punish those who participate in pagan worship ceremonies, and those who steal and kill to fill their masters’ homes with loot. “On that day,” says the LORD, “a cry of alarm will come from the Fish Gate and echo throughout the newer Mishneh section of the city. And a great crashing sound will come from the surrounding hills. Wail in sorrow, all you who live in the market area, for all who buy and sell there will die. “I will search with lanterns in Jerusalem’s darkest corners to find and punish those who sit contented in their sins, indifferent to the LORD, thinking he will do nothing at all to them. They are the very ones whose property will be plundered by the enemy, whose homes will be ransacked. They will never have a chance to live in the new homes they have built. They will never drink wine from the vineyards they have planted. “That terrible day of the LORD is near. Swiftly it comes ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ a day when strong men will cry bitterly. It is a day when the LORD’s anger will be poured out. It is a day of terrible distress and anguish, a day of ruin and desolation, a day of darkness and gloom, of clouds, blackness, trumpet calls, and battle cries. Down go the walled cities and strongest battlements! “Because you have sinned against the LORD, I will make you as helpless as a blind man searching for a path. Your blood will be poured out into the dust, and your bodies will lie there rotting on the ground.” Your silver and gold will be of no use to you on that day of the LORD’s anger. For the whole land will be devoured by the fire of his jealousy. He will make a terrifying end of all the people on earth. (Zephaniah 1:7:18
Yeah!
After Joshua died, the Israelites asked the LORD, “Which tribe should attack the Canaanites first?” The LORD answered, “Judah, for I have given them victory over the land.” The leaders of Judah said to their relatives from the tribe of Simeon, “Join with us to fight against the Canaanites living in the territory allotted to us. Then we will help you conquer your territory.” So the men of Simeon went with Judah. When the men of Judah attacked, the LORD gave them victory over the Canaanites and Perizzites, and they killed ten thousand enemy warriors at the town of Bezek. While at Bezek they encountered King Adoni-bezek and fought against him, and the Canaanites and Perizzites were defeated. Adoni-bezek escaped, but the Israelites soon captured him and cut off his thumbs and big toes. Adoni-bezek said, “I once had seventy kings with thumbs and big toes cut off, eating scraps from under my table. Now God has paid me back for what I did to them.” They took him to Jerusalem, and he died there. The men of Judah attacked Jerusalem and captured it, killing all its people and setting the city on fire. (Judges 1:1-8
I could go on, but I’m sure you get the message. You are decieved if you think that religion is about peace. It’s about hate, creating a sense of heresy and others and ensuring blind obedience. That’s why it’s great!
Stupids factory, that’s what they are, taking away kids the ability to think, restraining all the good and free things God gave the human being (ALL HUMAN BEINGS, not just you religious fanatics) and turn them into robots, telling them lies to learn and memorize to make them part of your stupidity.
How similar you are to terrorists, or maybe you are a new way of terrorism and nobody has noticed yet?