The “Nobel Prize” - Eurotrash Junk Science Awards
Friends,
What do the Swedes know about science? The “Nobel Prize” will be awarded tomorrow by the “University of Oslo”. The winners of this prestigious prize are supposed to be the scientists who will most inspire future generations to discover God’s mysteries. Unfortunately, like most things European, the Nobel prize is tainted by the same secularism that also threatens the USA.
The Nobel Prize: A discredited euro-trash award for inventing junk-science. Why does the Nobel Institute never award this prize to real scientists?
Take this year’s winner of the Nobel prize for Physics, for example: This year’s winner purports to have learnt much about the early universe by studying something called “Cosmic Background Radiation”, which seems all the more absurd when we learn that this pseudo-scientific gobbledygook is part of that house of cards called the “Big Bang Theory”.
“Big Bangers” believe that the earth is billions of years old, a claim which directly contradicts the verified history in the Holy Bible. Once again, we can see that these Scientist’s real agenda is to disprove God’s biblical revelations, but what do they have to offer? Nothing but impenetrable nonsense!
Michael Behe: This famous scientist single-handedly disproved Darwin’s theory of Evolution, with solid indesputable mathematical facts. He is a founding fellow of the Discovery Institute. Why has he been constantly overlooked for a Nobel Prize?
The answer is simple: He is a victiom of a secualrist scientific minority who irrationally deny that science should consider non-material phenomena. As a result, Behe has been prevented from publishing a single scientific paper about his credible and important discoveries.
The winner of this year’s Chemistry prize is no better. Once again, the Nobel institute have decided to award the prize to an evolutionary biologist! That isn’t even Chemistry, in most high-schools in America, Chemistry and Biology are taught as completely separate classes. The Nobel Institute just had to score one more point for the pro-Darwinists, so they broke their own rules!
After yet another Nobel award ceremony which only serves to congratulate God’s enemies, we at STR.com ask ourselves what relevance this formerly prestigious award ceremony has to modern Americans?
Kent Hovind: Debunks the preposterous “Big Bang” theory, for which yet another liberal was awarded a Nobel Prize this year. In addition Kent has created the Dinasaur Adventure Land - a fun filled Christian theme-park which teaches kids Science and Faith together, as God intended. Once again, why do the Nobels refuse to honor one of America’s greatest researchers?
Why have the Nobels overlooked Kent Hovind, and Michael Behe ? two of America’s most respected creation-scientists? How about giving an award to the team behind junkscience.com, the people who took the wind out of the global-warming myth. And what about the Kansas school board who fought for the right to teach kids the controversy of neo-darwinism vs Intelligent Design? Surely these are the real heroes of science?
William A. Dembski: This mathematical genius was responsible for discovering the theorem of Specified Complexity - the mathematical fact which once and for all disproved the absurd theories of the newo-darwinists. Since Dembski’s proof is mathematical it can never be unproven - and like the Bible, stands as ever-lasting evidence of God’s creation.
Dembski was the first person to calculate the probability that organisms evolved from nothing by a completely random process - just like neo-darwinists claim. He discovered that the probability of all of these elements of DNA evolving at once from nothing was so astronomically small that evolution was virtually impossible. I cannot see a flaw in this impresisve argument - can you? So why did the Nobel committe overlook this polymath? It’s because the Nobel Committe hates Jesus.
The Nobels have become irrelivant: They have become yet another onanistic liberal celebration of their own folly. American patriots need our own awards, preferably ones that recognize the real heroes who have debunked Junk Science and non-Bibilical teaching wherever it can be found.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Tristan!
You aren’t angling for a Prize yourself are you? Now I know that you’re quite right in everything you write in this article, but I did notice there was one intellectual missed off your list of fake-science debunkers… Tristan Shuddery, the man who finally discovered the true truth about Linux and helped save the USA from the biggest threat to our well being since communism!
Heck Sam, you are way to kind - and lets get things into perspective, the threat of Linux might be serious but it’s nowhere near as bad as those Islamofascists and Homosexuals. The truth is, most of our readers are right not to care about that IT stuff. It’s not long till the rapture, and then we wont need any computers.
While I have your attention, let me introduce you to some friends of mine: These guys are REAL scientists.
ok, that michael behe guy thinks the irreducible complexity concept means a problem to evolution.
good, let’s take an eye at the “eye”. is it irreducible complex? no. the concept of an eye has evolved numerous times independently.
so, then let’s take a look at something smaller but not less complex: let’s say a neuron in the pathway from an eye to the lobe. is it irreducible complex? yes, for the task it is doing, it is. but wait, that specific neuron, like all cells, started as an unspecified stemcell; a cell capable of turning into plenty of very different cells.
is that stemcell irreducible complex? yes, it still has a task so it needs it’s components. but without the task, is it still irreducible complex? not realy, a stemcell also has a point where it has been created out of other substances, all irreducible complex for the task you need them for but not so irreducible when you think about them being made or useable for other tasks.
maybe michael behe thinks about the microsystems of how cells work. they’re all so small so we come at a point where no task of a component can be assigned differently or can be removed. is it? still no.
a cell is a closed or semipermeable organism using properties of substances in a neat package. it all seams pretty organized and “created with a plan” but we tend to forget how substances still interact with eachother other then in an organism which mearly uses those properties in an pre-encoded way. lot’s of substances interact not only ’cause dna proscribes it.
and then that dembski guy. never heard of him but the concept of conservation of information appeals to me. for example: 2+2=4. so i got “4″. and now, how did i get it? with 2×2? 1+1+1+1? 2+1+1? with just a “4″ i can never find out how it got “4″.
but still, it’s pretty useless to forge a mathematic theory about how evolution could never be a cumulation of random events. i didn’t find out if it is his merit. the theory itself is usefull, don’t be wrong about it. but applying it to evolution is foolish ’cause you proof to have never read a thing about evolution by saying that.
evolution is NOT a random thing. it is submitted to environmental, fysiological, fysical etc factors!
you as a person can never imagine in a split second how MANY factors AT ONCE influence anything on this planet. so anyone claiming evolution is a random process and should be disregarded in favor of creation has an ignorant, pre-set attitude.
it’s plain lazy.
dna is indeed pretty important and irreducible complex but that only seems so if you only look at the task it is used for. a task indeed blurring the vision by it’s billion-years excistance.
btw, don’t you see how you’re fooling your own mind by letting god fool everyone’s mind? for me evolution seems a pretty good starting point for looking at the world. for you that is the bible. for both of us it started at our education. one of you guys once said you’ld still embrace jesus even if you were born in a christian-deprived community. that’s BS. you say god’s made the world some 6000yrs ago. you say god’s made the world with all the for you so called evidence against his creation. just to test us.but you love jesus so much you just accept a god who is fooling everyone. can’t you love jesus and still get a hold on your open mind? is believing in a 6000yrs old world unconditional in christianity? would god dismiss you from heaven for rejecting such a biased 6000yrs old creation but loving jesus for all of what he stands for?
such a god wouldn’t be an allmighty, all understanding god, would he? if he acts according to this and you know that for sure, wouldn’t it be humain and moral to openly deny him in that matter and still embrace jesus?
after all, the bible tells us to be happy when we smash our children against the stones but do you do that???
ofcourse not, you still accept jesus without smashing your children against the stones, or keeping flesh and milk in seperat containers, or keep holy ground totally commerce-free.
I wonder why a judge, appointed by George W. Bush, decided that intelligent design is religion and no science. You might want to look up “Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District” ;-)
Maybe, A.N. Other, it was because the judge was inspired by the LORD God.
Are you denying Him?
tristan:
this mathematician is wrong, even if he proved that darwinian evolution as an infinitely small chance to happen, he didn’t said there were zero probability.
In pure statistics, even if there is 0,0000000000000000001 chance on ten billions, you can’t say “it won’t happen”. People win at lottery every day in spite of ridiculous chances, you know.
How come the “University of Oslo” desides who gets the nobel prize?
@ Mean
Doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t found much about the “Unversity of Oslo” only the Ceremonie is held in Oslo, but maybe the text below will help. Sorry for just quoting im a bit lazy right now…
found at Nobelprize.org
Who selects the Nobel Laureates?
“In his last will and testament, Alfred Nobel specifically designated the institutions responsible for the prizes he wished to be established: The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for the Nobel Prize in Physics and Chemistry, Karolinska Institute for the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, the Swedish Academy for the Nobel Prize in Literature, and a Committee of five persons to be elected by the Norwegian Parliament (Storting) for the Nobel Peace Prize. In 1968, the Sveriges Riksbank established the Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economics in Memory of Alfred Nobel. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences was given the task to select the Economics Prize Laureates starting in 1969. ”
and….
“Each year the respective Nobel Committees send individual invitations to thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists from numerous countries, previous Nobel Laureates, members of parliamentary assemblies and others, asking them to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.”
Scientists are not God haters, and nither are they on a crusade to disprove the existence of any God. They are impartial and simply study the evidence and information in front of them. If the evidence supported the Bible, scientists would back the Bible. Unfortunately for you, the evidence does not point to that, and therefore most of the Bible is incorrect. Not surprising really as it was written in a time when nobody could have concieved that the Bible stories could one day be verified. So the only thing left to do is discredit the whole of science by coming up with “Intelligent Design”. And you want a Nobel Prize for that!? Stop kidding yourself and look around you.
Oh, my goodness! This has gotta be the funniest thing that I ever read in my whole life! I can’t believe that more liberals don’t die of starvation because they refuse to walk before they figure out the exact formula for walking which has to be validated, published in Godless Ideology Today and broadcast on NPR!
Figure out how to get to 4! If you’d figure out how to get to Heaven y’all wouldn’t be so concerned about 4!
I’m gonna call my pastor right now!
God is Love!
PS - I apologize to all them liberals reading this that I can’t back that true statement up with some mathematical formula.
Religion is a shelter for idiots helping them hide from the questions of life and the Universe.
Shame on you, guys!
That is pityful, like all the god-stuff.
Do you know that earth isn’t like a pizza ?
Jesus lover killed clever scientist because they think that earth is maybe round . You don’t understant Einstein ’s theory so you think he is wrong ? But Einstein himself , at first couldnot believe in BigBang theroy … but that is the real science you have to accept that world is not like you imagine.
You think Bigbang theory and einstein are wrong ? So explain me the redshift , the Einstein cross ,the GPS ?
Give me only one real fact about Intelligent Design … I wait for it …
cute article. I’m still waiting for the Shakespeare stuff!
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis1:1
That’s all you need to know, sodomite.
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis1:1″
Who said that? Why is it true? Why do you believe it?
Can you show me a mention e.g. about viruses in the Bible?
I think, you can’t. Then they never existed?
Now wtf then?
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Big Bangers?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? believe that the earth is billions of years old, a claim which directly contradicts the verified history in the Holy Bible. Once again, we can see that these Scientist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s real agenda is to disprove God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s biblical revelations, but what do they have to offer? Nothing but impenetrable nonsense!
And the bible is verified by what?
The answer is simple: He is a victiom of a secualrist scientific minority who irrationally deny that science should consider non-material phenomena. As a result, Behe has been prevented from publishing a single scientific paper about his credible and important discoveries.
If they were a minority, they would not be able to stop him from getting the price…
Dembski was the first person to calculate the probability that organisms evolved from nothing by a completely random process - just like neo-darwinists claim. He discovered that the probability of all of these elements of DNA evolving at once from nothing was so astronomically small that evolution was virtually impossible. I cannot see a flaw in this impresisve argument - can you? So why did the Nobel committe overlook this polymath? It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s because the Nobel Committe hates Jesus.
You say it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s astronomical small. That means it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s still possible. even if the possibility is less than one in a trillion, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s still a chance, you know.
@ Billy.Just read the full comment before you make an counter, okay. Otherwise you could embarrass youself.
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis1:1
That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s all you need to know, sodomite.
And can you prove that the bible is stating the truth? Wait, that was a rhetoric question. Because there is no way to prove it cause there were no witnesses. Only people thinking up a story millions of years afterwards.
Hey Sam, if the UNIT is on it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s way, why do they take so long. Did they get lost on the way and ended up somewhere in China or Australia or Greenland? Cause catching a plane to Germany and a train to Buchloe (the nearest city to my home village) doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t take that long. Oh, I guess i will just wait some more. My mates and I are ready anyways. The assaultrifles and machineguns are ready and in place, your beloved militia idiots will get a lesson they will never forget. Of course only the ones that survive it and are imprisoned afterwards….
The German Guy
Trash science like “Intelligent Design” is stupid and already debunked.
IMPEACH BUSH!
When I’m wrong, I’m wrong and I admit it.
Jesus created America.
Sorry for the error.
I am humbled.
I’m not a sodomit but you, republican , are pervert !!!
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis1:1″
This is a part of the old testament. I’m jew so I know pretty well this part of Bible. And I know that God create Adam with clay. And the clay color is red. So I think that Adam is the ancestor of native american and not your ancestor, and you people killed them !!!!
I’m not sure it’s a good thing.
You know what is the most important commandment of ten commandments ?
You shall have no other gods before me.
You shall not make for yourself an idol.
And if you trust bible more that God , so you are godless , If you trust priest , pope or anything else more that God so you are Godless.
The only way to don’t be godless is to don’t be christian. Maybe you think that god voice is in the Bible , but it’s wrong.
If you want proof I can quote bible , quote newspaper and show you that America is a godless country ,which don’t respect the ten commandment , very easily !!!
I’m a sodomite ? A damn Godles ? For sure ! But I don’t pray in front of my dying god! I don’t killed children for oil ! I respect the Half part of earth population : Women ! I respect life ! I don’t throw the first stone to the sinner !
What about you, Godless people ?
Tristan you’ve outdone yourself. When will the islamo-liberalist science mafia thugs stop perverting the innocent minds of our children from their ferraris of gold? Science has only brought misery to the world, and I thank God everyday for the gift of the Internet to expose such misdeamors from these shallow, anal sex-addicted, money-grabbing diva scientists. God Bless.
hey sammy, i’ve got the number 666 here of which i can’t quite remember no more how i got it:-p
hell, i’ll give you another chance to be creative with numbers! would you please be so kind as to calculate what the chances are YOU were born after thousands of generations? picture this: if your mother died before you were born, you wouldn’t be here. if your grandmother died before your mother was born, your mother and you wouldn’t be here. so, take that all the way back including thousands of people who had to live to spawn your ancestors. what’s the chance of that? what’s the chance that of millions of sperms just you conquered the egg? what’s the chance that of thousands and thousands of millions of sperms wasted only you are still walking today?
Once again, when faced with the evidence that they howl for, liberals start yap-yap-yapping about anything and everything except for the fact they’ve been proved wrong.
Liberal: YOU OWE ME A GLASS OF WATER!
Normal Person: Here ya go!
Liberal: NOT THIS KIND OF WATER!!
Normal Person: Oh, I’m sorry about that. What kind of water would you like? I’d be happy to get to for you!
Liberal: YOU FASCIST NAZI MURDER RAPIST CHILD KILLER IMPERIALIST PIG RUNNING DOG LACKEY CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE….(continue until their head explodes).
Oh, well. At least we don’t have to listen to it in Heaven!
God is Love!
Billy, your problem is that the only kind of water you know is blessed water (sorry if it’s not the right term, maybe it’s “holy water”? I don’t know how to translate “eau b??Ǭ©nite” in english)
“Liberal: YOU OWE ME A GLASS OF WATER!
Normal Person: Here ya go!
Liberal: NOT THIS KIND OF WATER!!
Normal Person: Oh, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sorry about that. What kind of water would you like? I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d be happy to get to for you!
Liberal: YOU FASCIST NAZI MURDER RAPIST CHILD KILLER IMPERIALIST PIG RUNNING DOG LACKEY CAPITALIST REPUBLICAN CONSERVATIVE?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?.(continue until their head explodes).”
Never heard that and I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m farleft as most of my friends and I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve never heard this from them either.
“Tristan you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve outdone yourself. When will the islamo-liberalist science mafia thugs stop perverting the innocent minds of our children from their ferraris of gold? Science has only brought misery to the world, and I thank God everyday for the gift of the Internet to expose such misdeamors from these shallow, anal sex-addicted, money-grabbing diva scientists. God Bless.”
You know that the internet was invented by scientist as your car, your TV, your Radio etc.?
Senfgurke
“Committee of five persons to be elected by the Norwegian Parliament (Storting) for the Nobel Peace Prize.”
The Nobel Peace Prize is an later construction because the nobel found had to much munny. Why thay have that cormony in Oslo i a mystory. But everything else is held in sweden if i read you quote correctly.
[...] Things have gone from bad to worse for the Creationists and the nice fellas over at the Discovery Institute. They’re losing in court, real scientists are finally responding in force to their stupidity, and people are increasingly seeing through their bullshit. But all is not lost. At least they still have Shelley the Republican: Michael Behe: This famous scientist single-handedly disproved Darwin?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s theory of Evolution, with solid indesputable mathematical facts. He is a founding fellow of the Discovery Institute. Why has he been constantly overlooked for a Nobel Prize? [...]
You didn’t prove anything.
Like most americans you don’t know much of anything not american.
Oslo isn’t even in Sweden since at least hundred years ago.
Get the facts.
You are as fanatic and scary as the fanatic muslims you seem to hate so much. Didn’t your LORDs message about love and the concept of forgiving teach you anything?
Only the Nobel peace prize cermony is held in Olso. All other price cermonies are held in Stockholm.
Why Oslo, because Norway was part of Sweden when Nobel was still alive so he decide that one prize should be in Oslo.
Get the facts right before publish such stupid article.
“The Nobel Peace Prize is an later construction because the nobel found had to much munny. Why thay have that cormony in Oslo i a mystory. But everything else is held in sweden if i read you quote correctly.”
No, the Peace Prize is one of the original prizes in A. Nobels testimony.
The prize in economy is added later but the money comes from a different source.
The reason the Peace Prize is handled in Norway is because when A. Nobel lived Sweden and Norway were united under a common crown, the Swedish king, but still two differnt countries. (Sweden lost Finland to Russia in 1809, joined up on the English side in the Napoleonic war 1814 and got Norway from Denmark in the peace treaty afterwards. With a newly elected king who actually were a former marshal of France I might ad.)
When the union between the countries, peacefully, were split in 1905 the Peace Prize stayed in Norway since Nobel’s will say so.
LOL!
LOL again!
Tristan, once again you have made a fool of yourself with no knowledge at all about the subject you’re writing about.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?What do the Swedes know about science? The Nobel Prize will be awarded tomorrow by the University of Oslo?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
My question is ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ What do Americans know about geography? Or anything really?
As someone pointed out, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The peace prize?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is awarded by a committee of five appointed by NORWEGIAN parliament in their capitol Oslo.
And the rest of the prizes is awarded by ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?The Royal SWEDISH Academy of Sciences?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? in our capitol Stockholm.
And you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re actually are making our point that we really SHOULD administer a prize of science. You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re obviously not smart enough. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sorry, you have actually proved it yourself.
But anyway, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll still really love you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re extremely funny articles, specially about Linux. They made me laugh so hard my eyes was tearing. You are one of the greatest parodies on the uneducated ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?American trailer trash?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. Please, keep it up. And make me laugh some more!
With laughs from Sweden
This is a joke, right? It has to be.
Oslo does not decide anything about the science awards, only the peace price.
This news item is so full of errors I will not continue.
What is a god of phoney creation,
Where am I going with no destination,
What if the fish came from the sea,
What if my lover made me feel free,
What if my intake caused revelation,
What if the point was reincarnation,
What if my shoes don’t match my jacket,
If it’s not working why don’t you smack it,
What if your mamma said you were fat,
If you are lost find where you’re at,
What is a number without any time,
You can’t get higher with nothing to climb,
Why have a body if you ain’t got a mind,
What is a searcher with nothing to find,
Why is the traffic refusing to stop,
Why climb the ladder if you can’t reach the top,
Why,
Where is the what if the what is in why,
Where is the what if the what is in why
Where is the what if the what is in why,
What do you dream of when you sleep at night,
See how the blind man fills up with light,
What is a bird with nowhere to fly,
How can you leave and not say goodbye,
What is a hunter with nothing to find,
What is the goodness without the unkind,
When did the outfit fall out of fashion,
When did the lover run out of passion,
My reincarnation time a phoney creation rhyme,
With no destination mine my information’s fine,
Why did the voice say don’t step on the floor,
Why did the sign say so float through the door,
What is a god of phoney creation,
Where am I going with no destination,
What if the fish came from the sea,
What if my lover made me feel free,
What if my intake caused revelation,
What if the point was reincarnation,
What if my shoes don’t match my jacket,
If it’s not working why don’t you smack it,
What if your mamma said you were fat,
If you are lost find where you’re at,
Where is the what if the what is in why,
Where is the what if the what is in why,
Where is the what if the what is in why,
How did the loser get to be rich,
What is a saleman with nothing to pitch,
When did the fool get to be king,
Why did you leave when they asked you to sing,
Why loose belief if you got a dream,
What is a train that ran out of steam,
what is a spy with no-one to spy,
On who do you sleep with nothing to lie on,
What if the fruit don’t fall from the tree,
What if these questions just won’t let you be,
Why waste your time looking for proof,
What if the answer is never the truth.
Well, I guess geography is another of pseudo-sciences that bring evil to the world, and thus should be banned
from school. Heck it’s a real shame that all of the
events described in the good book took place outside
of the US.. Can’t we just ask God to rewrite that part? Put Jerusalem in Texas or something like that ? The
downside of that would of course be that it would be
harder to enforce the will of God, by sending hundreds
of thousands of holy warriors to show the hedens the
true meaning of the Lords love….
Yes, thank GOD that Jesus invented the internet…and..
well just about everything else that makes these forums
work..so that all the anal-sex additcted people, (apart
from child abusing republicans), can finally be
dealt with….