Pen*sgate: Keep our children free from degraded museums!
Support the Texas school! Don’t give into to crazy liberal demands about “Pen*sgate”! Keep that slattern teacher sacked! Keep Liberal lies out of our public buildings! Uphold our children’s freedom not to be exposed to liberal propaganda!
A Texas schoolteacher has been fired after allowing her pupils to see a nude art work during a museum field trip.
The teacher, Sydney McGee took 89 students aged nine and 10 from Fisher elementary school and 12 parents around the Dallas Museum of Art in April.
A parent complained that his child had been exposed to “an abstract nude” - a Greek funerary relief from 4BC depicting a marble torso.
Later, the teacher was fired from the school in Frisco, a suburb of Dallas.
“So what?” I hear you ask. “Quite right too. Exposing our children to stone penises is sick and could contribute to homosexuality and other diseases later in life.”
Well, exactly.
But that hasn’t stopped this teacher moaning about it and now using the liberal courts to drag the good name of her former employers though the mud. Worse still, the kabal of ultra-liberal wackjobs who control our media are now pretending to be outraged about this whole thing. In their insane world view, it’s somehow okay that teachers should parade a male member in front of children as young as nine! (Worse still, I’m informed that there were even depictions of lewd naked women in that so called “gallery).
So determined are liberals to indoctrinate our children with the “values” (and I use the word in its loosest possible sense) of the debauched, heathen and homsexualist Ancient Greek world that they will expose them to all manner of filth.
Instead of TV, Ancient Greeks looked at dirty pictures on vases. But Liberals claim that their civilisation was (and I quote) “advanced” and “remarkable”.
That’s why I’m calling a new STR.com action alert today. We must protect our children from the pen*ses liberals are determined to keep on waving in their innocent faces! These foul images should be removed from our public places and destroyed!
What would happen if you or I started waving our man meat around the pretty, unsullied noses and mouths of our young? We’d quite rightly be sent out into the street to be torn apart by an outraged mob. So why is it different when some Ancient Greek pervert wants to do the same thing? Especially considering how filthy that entire race was - not to mention un-Christian.
Here’s a few things you should know about these Greeks that Liberals insist our young should be indoctrinated about:
1) They did not believe in Jesus Christ Our LORD, preferring to worship a whole range of made-up “divinities”.
2) They invented unholy man-love.
3) They all had beards.
4) But they wore dresses.
5) They kept white slaves.
6) They wore sandals.
7) Their national hero, Socrates, was a pedophile.
8) They spent all their leisure time watching disgusting plays about children killing their fathers and having carnal relations with their mothers.
9) When they went to the toilet, they wiped with their hands rather than paper!
10) This is their idea of home decoration:
If Liberals had their way, this kind of thing would be on display everywhere (and without the benefit of Our LORD’s censorship). Is that what you want?
So why are liberals so insistent that our children learn about these perverts?
You do the math!
And of course, this isn’t the first time we at STR.com have clashed with museums. It’s well known that some of the chief Darwiniacs in the country are museum curators who fill their (public!) buildings with lies about fossils and carbon-dating. Museums are also largely responsible for the myth that dinosaurs ever existed and whenever they get the chance they promote the crazed “big bang” agenda and nonsense about an infinite universe.
That’s why I’m calling on you today to do something about this scourge on our nation. They must be closed down until they learn to stop relying on so-called facts instead of the true truth and learn to promote a sensible non-blasphemous agenda. Write to your congressman or representative today! And don’t forget to put in a good word for that poor persecuted school in Texas too!
God! Wholly Holy. Oh God!
Dr. Samuel Luke Johnston
(STR.com museums correspondent)
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Sam
Your article is honestly quite shocking. How filthy those greeks are! They invented a major portion of what is wrong with America today: Anal sex, men wearing dresses, child abuse and on and on and on.
That is just disgusting. I get sick thinking that little kids are confronted with that crap!
We have to stop them. NOW!
Thanks for your service to America,
Shelley Goodman, Iowa City
Yep, knowledge control and obscurantism have allways been weapons for dictators and terrorists …
Why am i not surprised to see such ideas on str ?
You forgot that Aristotle was accused of impiety!
But, as we’re already talking about culture (you know, museums, ancient history, the roots of our society and so on), I’d like to read a review of the great film “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.” You might like the film, since Borat is against Gypsies and Jews - just like you.
Looking forwoard to reading the review ;)
That’s right Shelley. I don’t think that these Greeks have benefitted us in any way at all. And they are thoroughly disgusting. Yet if you read the books written by the liberal elite who control our schools, they’re supposed to be somehow revered. Ridiculous.
Sam, If you please, I will ask you not to hide your treasure, but to tell me once more what holiness or piety really is, whether dear to God or not (for that is a matter about which we will not quarrel) and what is impiety?
Dear Mike,
Holiness and piety are doing God’s work eg Praying, upholding His laws, voting the right way (I use right in both senses of the world), protecting His country from our enemies (ie Liberals and muslims).
Impiety is believing in false Gods like Allah, voting for the false religion of liberlism, smoking drugs, hating His country, growing a beard, using disgusting language, being gay, seeing pornography.
Now I wonder how people living “BC” could not worship Christus… *rollseyes*
Funny as usual. Btw, I think the reason why Greeks can be called advanced is that they had no Christianity^^
Well…the Greek lived long before christianity was was “invented”.
And you know what? Those bad Greek invented democrathy as well.
HAHAHAHA!!!
You say that dinosaurs never existed?!!
You are an authentic lunatic!!
oh yes the euro-reader is right, they invented democracy (your pretty word “police” comes from the Greek word “polis” meaning “state” or “town”). Furthermore their philosophers doscovered the basics of modern maths like Pytagoras or Thales.
discovered, my apologies. ;-)
The Ancient Greek was discovered the Olympic Games, Philosophy, parts of mathematics. They have a large history - more than 1500 years. That is the real History like a Indians, and Aborigines in Australia and Eskimos in North zone . This is a real facts dear Dr. Samuel Luke Johnston and your stupid article is another crazy thing on this site.
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kill_u - the Bulgarian GNU/Linux user
@ killu.
Here’s some more fact:
Actually, the first Olympic games were in 1896.
Philosophy is just another foul way of denying biblical truth.
The rules of Maths were given to us by God.
I don’t care how long their hisotry is.
Eskimos can’t even write. Nor can Aborigines. What’s so impressive about them.
Uahahahahahaha
The first Olympic Games, was in Greece. This is a TRUE FACTS. Read some books if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe me. The games started in 1896 were a continuation from Greek games. The Greeks are discovered the boxing, athletics, wrestling and many other sports. The rules of math is not given from any god, they was given from Tales ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ the Egyptian mathematician.
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kill_u - the Bulgarian GNU/Linux user
so, let me get that right. God let the Greek find out about maths and then helped the historians to find the Greek scripts and use their mathematical knowledge?
Really interesting.
Hehe @Ione i like u, good explanation. But where is a Issak Newton in all that story?
Sam,
Actually I got you there. I quoted a line from Plato’s dialogue Euthyphro in which Socrates asks Euthyphro to explain to him what piety is. To know what piety is, you need to know what is pleasing to God. To know what is pleasing to God you must know what God knows. Therefore by declaring your certainty in your answers, you are committing blasphemy because to know what God knows is to claim that you are either a) God or b) a fellow diety.
If you want to really get into it this argument, Christianity wouldn’t exist in its modern day form if it wasn’t for the influence of Greco-Roman philosophy or Neo-Platonism (i.e. the disdain for the physical body and separation of the mind and body) on the early Christian Church. Without Paul’s (Saul) Greco-Roman background and all the stories he would have heard of “sons of a god” coming down to Earth to intervene on Mankind’s behalf that were around the Mediterranean civilizations
of the first century the “Christ movement” would have undoubtedly stayed a Jewish splinter group.
you say: “I use right in both senses of the world” - what exactly are “senses of the world”?
you say: “hating His country” - which country are you referring to? Israel, Judah, Canaan? Certainly you don’t mean the United States unless you agree with the Mormons that Christ came to America too.
you also say: “Philosophy is just another foul way of denying biblical truth.” And “The rules of Maths were given to us by God.”
Hmmm, actually Biblical Faith is just another foul way of denying Philosophical truth. Which verse in the Bible tells of the giving of Mathematical Rules? Have you ever heard of Pythagoras, Democritus, Thales or Euclid?
Sam, you ‘ol Antinoos! Careful of that literal mind… The hawk circles above, can you read the signs?
“The rules of Maths were given to us by God.”
That’s true, as a matter of fact. Laws, theories of mathematics are existing. We just have to notice them. Thatswhy wrote kill_u ‘discover’ instead of ‘invent’.
Dear Mike,
You’re right! Gosh. I can’t argue with your logic. I’m going to give up now and become a pinko atheist liberal sap.
NOT!
Honestly, it’s so typical of you non-believers to just start getting all clever and trying to trick Christian brains with such cunning argument.
But we Christians *know* the Bible is true, whatever you may say. We have faith.
Praise Jesus!
Get Thee behind Me Satan!
Actually, Sam you are already a sap.
You say the word “faith” and “true” in the same sentence as if the words were interchangeable.
Good answer, though with the “NOT” and all. What a great way to argue your point by quoting Wayne’s World or some other brainless cliche!
Keep up the good work, though, Sam. You and the STR team always make me think.
God Bless America!
Only in America do you hear stories such as this.Talk about uptight.
@Kill_u, oh well, thats physics. :-D And Newton was 17th century, so God had lots of time to help people discover the Greek stuff. But perhaps the apple that fell from the tree was set lose by Him.
Dr. Samuel Luke Johnston
Is your Dr title from some little known university in the back blocks of America. Is it a Dr in Phiosophy or most likely a Dr in
absolute and complete utter Bullshit. Oh and by the way being Austrlian i can attest to the fact that even though some Aboriginals may not be able to write like many many americans most Aboriginals can write.
Thats Dr in Philosophy by the way(spelling correction)
Sam,
you really make me think. Thanks for your great article!
I do understand how you wouldn’t want to include a quote from certain porn websites.
Oh and I always say “God Bless America”.
Sam,
could it be, you are kind of…uneducated???
Poor America!
Sam,
I work in the legal profession and what you are doing by altering my words is illegal! I will not stand for such a misrepresentation. Consider yourself warned! Any further alterations will result in legal action against STR.
A civilisation where people are equal and lived in a democraty , where art is an important thing who create science and a lot of different olympic sport . Greek even fund the christians phylosophy you know. In midle age( in europe because USA didn’t exist yet ;) ) All priest learn Latin and greek, because bible was wrote in greek and in latin, do you know that the word “Bible” is greek traduction ?
Actually, the first Olympic games were in 1896.
That were the modern olympics. The Greeks had some even before Jesus was born.
And because Jesus wasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t born then, they had no idea that he even existed. thus they weren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t able to worship him.
The rules of Maths were given to us by God.
Through the Greeks…
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
greeks brought us great tasting Gyro’s and Fallafuls
Last week on STR we could see some naked chicks- filthy porn stars if someone missed the act :). Now nude guys appeared, including one with a monster pee wee. The world comes to the end.
chillax kids, it’s just a parody of one of those redneck nazi sites from the US
great work admins, keep it up
“What would happen if you or I started waving our man meat around the pretty, unsullied noses and mouths of our young? We?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d quite rightly be sent out into the street to be torn apart by an outraged mob. So why is it different when some Ancient Greek pervert wants to do the same thing?”
Yes, shoving your “meat” in the face of a child would be quite disturbing. Had I been the mother of the child who was exposed to the smell of ball-sweat, or had been forcefully shown an image that was clearly sexual and degrading and disrespectful, I’d thoroughly object. Depending on the situation, legal action may ensue. Any man (or woman) indecent enough to violate a child’s sense of security deserves to rot in jail.
But that’s not what happened.
Something very old that happened to show male genitalia was on display in a museum. So they saw a male’s piece on a carved slab of stone.
It’s silly that we’re attempting to hide the fact that we have genitalia from our children. They’ll be exposed to it eventually, regardless of parents attempting to prevent it. And in this case, there were no hints of sexual perversions. Surely the difference can be told between a spread in a porn magazine and a display in a museum.
I agree with the teacher. “So what?”
All Greeks are Gay! I know because I was one of them. Until I came to Gods own country: The US of A.
As soon as I set food on this blessed land, Our Lord Jesus spoke to me and urged me to renounce my blasphemous and disgusting gay Greek habits. Greeks are lazy good for nothing people. Instead of working they spend their days obsesing about and having anal sex. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m ashamed to have been one of them.
With the help and guidance of our Lord Jesus and the support of the kind people of NARTH http://www.narth.com/ I succeeded to elevate my self to the highest form of human existence: I am an American now!
God Bless America
God Bless our dear leader George W. Bush
God Bless our fighting man and woman in uniform
You are arguing about olympics and believes, but no one noticed best part of article - 5) They kept WHITE slaves.
And dont say that author dont know anything about theme, no one can say so many lies in one article without knowing a lot about it :)
Well done Eosforos Iapeteides! That’s the American way! Freedom to hate homosexuality! The LORD smiles on you for sure. You might want to change your name, however. Just an idea!
Sam
Eosforos Iapeteides… you rock dude! your post is almost as funny as the article itself… even more so because of your chosen handle… just in case this isn’t a spoof site… do they know who Eosforos was?
oh yeah, while i’d love to get all credit for math, i fear on this, the egyptians were first… us Greeks simply improved it… same with alphabet and the phoenicians
What do you mean?
I’m Eosforos. In greek it means : the Guy who carries the torch. (Of christianity of course).
Ancient Greeks wore ROBES,not dresses! Jesus wore a robe! He also wore sandals & had a beard! Jesus & the people of ancient Palestine spoke Aramaic,a Greek dialect!
Clean up the culture & get rid of “degenerate” art! Just like the Nazis did! Heil Dubya!
Actually, if you read the version of the Bible handed down to us by God, you will find Our LORD speaking in rather beautiful American. That’s God’s language. Ancient Greeks wore dresses. I’ve seen pictures.
Actually, if you read the version of the Bible handed down to us by God, you will find Our LORD speaking in rather beautiful American. That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s language. Ancient Greeks wore dresses. I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve seen pictures.
Perhaps he speaks english (again, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no language called “american”!) because that bible has been translated from the original, palestine version? Because modern english (and “american” ) didn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t exist back then, you know. And those “dresses” were robes. Dresses were the thing weared by their women.
The German Guy
Could god give the STR-Crew some brains, please?
IMPEACH BUSH!
Why is it you constantly use the Bible in defense!???
The Holy Bible was MADE BY HUMANS NOT GOD!!!!!!!
GOD told his followers to record his teachings and pass them down generation to generation.
It’s not like GOD would take such a pitiful act of actually writing the bible him self “God is too good for that :)” So NOT everything in the Bible is TRUE!!!!! and saying so is blasphemy.
Also Ahalla is not a god Ahalla is a prophet much like Mosses or Abraham he is in no way divine. Muslims believe in the same god you do.
In fact, the first/second bible was written/translated in English, excuse me, American. This language didn’t exist at this time but HEY who cares? USA is the best country of the world, and god loves the USA. Loves it for the biggest pollution in the world, killing innocent people in Iraq and Afganistan, and having the highest prosperity in the world. In fact, why don’t you write that in your Blog? God gave the bible to George W. Bush to check it and then he gave it to the people on earth ( God doesn’t have to respect the rules of time, because he’s the Lord ). That’s kinda logical.
And let’s not say that the greeks had the FIRST christian time in history… just a detail, you know what I’m sayin’ ?
5) They kept white slaves.
You kept black slaves. Is that better? And it’s even not true, by the way
7) Their national hero, Socrates, was a pedophile.
First, our national hero is Hercules, and second, you didn’t read that right. he was a philosophist, not a pedophile. Nearly the same meaning, isn’t it ?
btw: I’ll pray to god. I’ll tell him:
“Please, o dear Lord: If Sam Johnston hasn’t got a legal Dr.-title, so let him get shot by a black gay liberalist.” So, prepare to die, sorry Sam =S C’est la vie ( you don’t speak french, right :O ? )
And oh my god, dude, you’re so dumb. These things were made, as you can read in YOUR OWN ARTICLE, BEFORE Christ. SO how should they have been Christ-ians? You’re a Big Shot Sam, really great doctor and logic’s your best friend.
Go hang yourself
Greetings
your greek reclaimer
PS: Greetings from Matt, he still thinks your gay yourself
btw: Why don’t you answer to the confrontations in these comments ;) ? I’ll tell you the answer. Because you can’t. If you would answer them truly, you’d blame yourself.
I think everything you say is true! I think the greeks didn’t even exist! They’re so disgusting! I can’t believe they’re still living like that! God Bless America, Oh I’m so proud of us! The greeks shall look at these vases, I’ll go and watch TV!
Oh, like I said before, logic isn’t your best friend, right =) ? Because if all greeks were gay, how did they survive ? How do they exist in this moment? It isn’t possible, because they were gay and even still are, right =) ? So their whole existence is a LIE, its that easy
Yours Sincerely
Reclaimer th3 greek
Sam,
They had pictures before Christ? WOW. ( inre: dresses “…I’ve seen pictures” )
There’s a lot in the Bible I must have missed… Is that King James version? Or, could you wonderfully spry folks at STR send me the version you are reading?
quote by :Sam Johnston
“Praise Jesus!
Get Thee behind Me Satan! ”
Wow, a Christian that wants to get buggered? I thought that you had to be the beleaguered pastor of a Colorado Springs evangelical church to enjoy that sort of thing? Is that you Ted Haggard? Where can I get some crystal meth that I won’t use?
Right, so young children have never seen a penis before, I mean obviously male children dont notice their own. And as fot the girls, well I guess they’re just damned to hell now eh? Wake up, try appreciating art instead of bashing it, and stop spouting shit about the greeks. I wonder if Jesus had a penis….. or would that be too much for you pathetic bible-bashing idiots to take in
If it wasn’t for the Greeks this world would be in chaos. They were the thinkers who discovered the workings of the solar system and things is vital for our existance today that we take for granted
“They invented a major portion of what is wrong with America today”
YOU are what’s wrong with America today.
Racism doesn’t help anyone.
“What would happen if you or I started waving our man meat around the pretty, unsullied noses and mouths of our young?”
Sounds like you’ve thought about it quite a bit…you tell me.