Introducing Pastor Bucks and the all new STR.com problem page
A problem shared is a problem halved - and then eradicated! Just enlist the aid of the one and only Revd. Dr Magnus Bucks.
Visit our problems page - Right now!
Here at STR.com we really do care every day. And one of the things we care about is you, the reader. Over the past year - since Shelley first began telling the real truth on this great site - there’s been some great debate and some fascinating commentary for you people out there. Thank you!
It’s also become apparent, however, that many of you are quite insane, a long way from Our Lord Jesus Christ and filled with wrong-headed notions. Privately I’ve even had cause to wonder if some of our readers’ minds are actually occupied with demons.
For a long time now, I’ve wondered if you don’t need succour and stronger spiritual support. Especially those of you that live in Godless countries like France, Germany and Europe! And even those of you who live in Godless cities like New York and homosexual hang-outs like San Francisco and Miami!
That’s why I’m especially pleased to announce that a good friend of mine is joining the STR team today with the specific aim of healing your souls and answering the more moral kinds of questions we don’t get to address as much on the main pages of STR.com.
He’s called Reverend Magnus Bucks, he’s our own Pastor here at STR.com and he’s one of the greatest preachers alive today. He promises each and every all of you that he can bring you back to Jesus ? and make you healthy and wealthy in the process.
Pastor Bucks will help iron out all the rough edges in your life!
Whenever I have worries and there are things I don’t understand I turn to my Pastor, the Dr Reverend Magnus Bucks. He offers me all the support and succour I need and there’s no one I’d rather have by my side when I pray God and Jesus. That’s why I’m delighted to be the one telling you that he has agreed to take up this new position on the STR.com team.
He’ll be on call to answer your questions most days, so why not just pop over to the new ‘problem page’ to see what he has to say!! Your old friends Shelley, Tristan, Billy-Bob and even myself from time to time will also be pitching in to add our own advice and guidance.
So if you need advice, look no further!
So come on! Get those emails coming in!
And even if you don’t think you’ve got a problem, why not take a look over at the new page anyway? It’s great! And you might just learn something.
Jesus! Oh Jesus! Thank you Jesus!
Sam Johnston
P.S. Please note, the image of Pastor Bucks is just an artist’s impression. We don’t want to expose our good friend to terrorist or muslim attacks in his home town by revealing his exact likeness.
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It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s also become apparent, however, that many of you are quite insane, a long way from Our Lord Jesus Christ and filled with wrong-headed notions. Privately I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve even had cause to wonder if some of our readers?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ minds are actually occupied with demons.
Sorry, but the modern christian church has already debunked the existence of demons. And really, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t feel possesed.
For a long time now, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve wondered if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t need succour and stronger spiritual support. Especially those of you that live in Godless countries like France, Germany and Europe! And even those of you who live in Godless cities like New York and homosexual hang-outs like San Francisco and Miami!
Well, calling Germany godless is somewhat irritating. At least here in Bavaria, more than 75% of the population are christians, you know? Oh, and Europe is no country, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a continent.
He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s called Reverend Magnus Bucks, he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s our own Pastor here at STR.com and he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s one of the greatest preachers alive today. He promises each and every all of you that he can bring you back to Jesus ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ and make you healthy and wealthy in the process.
He?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s promising a bit to much. If he can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t hold this promise in all and every case, his credibility will be going down fast.
P.S. Please note, the image of Pastor Bucks is just an artist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s impression. We don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t want to expose our good friend to terrorist or muslim attacks in his home town by revealing his exact likeness.
Every terrorist bored enough to be actually behind pastor Bucks will just travel into your town and ask the people about his whereabouts. Most terrorists are perfectly disguised after all. Thus don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t showing his image but showing his name is somewhat futile.
The German Guy
In the sake of god!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Mr Bucks can make you wealthy?
That was the laugh of the day, thanks
lol
wheres the page of the vatican where i am able to complain that a real pastor if he is … supports this fundamental shit?
I agree with godless French. That was hillarious ^^
Politics and Religon are not good together.
Science and Scientology are two very different things… look it up.
And on that note, I would like to present STR with an award for the least researched blog ever!
Congrats, your small corner of the internet is my daily source for a good laugh. You need to make the jokes more subtle or else you may be exposed as the parody site that you are.
actually str could be worse they could be like tom cruise who is a scientologist i don’t really know all that much about scientology what is anyways? i’ve always wondered what scientology’s beliefs are. yeah you get a good laugh at it but the str people are pretty tame more then tom cruise who is a great actor but i just don’t understand his beliefs.