Get to know the STR crew : 1 : Shelley Goodman
Dear STR Readers:
I am sure you all would like to know more about the great Authors of this website. That is why I came up with the idea of starting this interview series. I hope you enjoy it.

Barbara: Shelley, first of all, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Shelley: My pleasure Barbara.
Barbara: Shelley, what made you start your website, ShelleyTheRepublican.com?
Shelley: I just felt I had to do something for America. You know I have been a political activist since I was a teenager, but now I have to take care of my family and the website is a great way of combining my love for my family with my love for my country.
Barbara: ShelleyTheRepublican.com is quite a sucess with over one million visitors a year and over 700 articles online. How has this huge success changed your life?
Shelley: Most people in my life know what I do and most of them are very supportive and congratulate me on my success, but of course there are some liberal democ-rats here in Iowa City that really hate me intensely. I received several death threats from militant gay groups and the so called “Democrats for Clinton” group. The FBI is investigating the worst series of death threats from a guy called ‘Armando Liberius’ from San Francisco. This guy even sent me a severed dog head in the mail! My youngest daughter Emily openend the package. She has nightmares ever since.
Barbara: How do you deal with this huge amount of hate from the liberals?
Shelley: It is hard but I feel I have to go on for the good of America. If I stop doing what I do best then they have won. I can not let that happen.
Barbara: How do you find the time to write this huge amount of articles? I am a STR writer myself but I barely have the time to write one article a month.
Shelley: I have a strict discipline and timetable for every day of the week. After I took care of my husband and my two darlings I sit down every night for about 2 to 3 hours to answer mails and write articles. I could not do it alone though. To be honest I was close to giving up before my friend Tristan Shuddery came along and helped me out a lot. Over time I got more immensely great writers for STR: Sam, Michael, Kenny and Billy-Bob with his “Briefly Patriotic” series. Every one of these guys is a genius and a great American hero. I own them a lot. Let me also take this chance and thank my webmaster, Steve Klyne, of xooxs.com. He keeps the website going from the purely technical side.
Barbara: What are you plans for the future?
Shelley: I want to see my children grow up to be great Republicans. Maybe I am am lucky one of my kids will sign up for military service. That would make me so proud! I will also continue to maintain my website. You can rely on at least 300 new articles every year for many years to come. I think STR.com can really make a difference and influence the American political landscape.
Barbara: We have elections coming up next month. What do you think? Who is going to win?
Shelley: No question about that. There will not only be another two Republican years but many many more after that. I am convinced that our next president will be Jeb Bush or Bill Frist.
Barbara: Thank you Shelley, God bless you.
Shelley: God bless America, Barbara!
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I have left you Shelley, to find a more formidable nemesis.
Liberal haircut + emo glasses ;P
AND SUPER HOT …. hmmmmmmmm
Shelley, you’re a hot lady. I’d love to smell you!
hmm… i am pretty certain i have seen that lass before… and it was not Shelley… anyone has her number? (not Shelley’s)
You look really good. Would you consider leaving your husband for me, Shelley?
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You look like a lib, did anybody ever tell you this?
/drool, tbh.
This is not Shelley, she’s way too hot. *arrf*
The picture reminds me of some glasses commercial, maybe Fielmann?
Shelley, I feel blessed by God that He brought us together! I am always humbled by the amount of work you get done AND raising kids that any parent would be proud to have (except, of course, for Liberals who can’t stand polite children who call you Ma’am or Sir and hush up when the adults are talking).
As to her attractiveness, she is a well-kept woman (not a “girl” like most of ‘em are on this site). Maybe if all you Liberals would take a bath once in a while, comb your hair and wear clothing without holes, you could be as pretty as Shelley!
God is Love!
I challenge anyone to find who’s picture that really is. My money is still on this being a satirical site. But, I do welcome the chance to be proven wrong!
Hey, you forgot that we threatened you to send the SS over to you! Shame on you! Now I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m dissappointed…
Shelley: No question about that. There will not only be another two Republican years but many many more after that. I am convinced that our next president will be Jeb Bush or Bill Frist.
After the elections, I will nail you with that!
PS: Shelley, you actually look like a liberal peacenik-student on that picture.
swissarmy:
This is not Shelley, she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s way too hot. *arrf*
The picture reminds me of some glasses commercial, maybe Fielmann?
DING DING DING! Someone had to find out…..
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Another problem with the picture… Remember a while back when you posted a letter from your sister? That included a picture? Your sister had lighter hair (red or blond, I can’t remember), no chin, and poofy curls. Either that wasn’t your sister, or this isn’t you. My money is on the latter.
Oh please. So my sister is overweight and we don’t have the same hair color. What to hell does that prove? I don’t look so much like on the photo today. I gaines some weight and I wear different glases. This was 10 years ago folks. Barbara got this old pictures on her computer and she posted it. So what?
You liberals are so superficial. Why don’t you focus on the text? No, only the looks are important for you.
Shame on you!
Shelley
Well, few weeks ago in one of my not many posts here, I suggested Shelley to show herself and she did it. Personally I didn`t suspect she is such a hot lady and yes, one of the previous readers` got right- Shelley reminds me on this pic a free liberal chick. Just look at the light shirt :)
Wow you’re very hot Shelley I really never thought you’d be this hot I love you ok really I don’t care ur republican WOW I will believe in christ for you you’re a sign of god WOOOW
Sorry, Shelley nobody would comment this text, as it is b*llsh*t as usual. But a picture of “you”…
Before I forget: Why did you look like a liberal back in the days?
You liberals are so superficial. Why don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t you focus on the text? No, only the looks are important for you.
What?!? Your administrating team changed my post from:
“If I wasn’t a homosexual then I’d want to have sex with you.”
To:
“You look really good. Would you consider leaving your husband for me, Shelley?”
You people are the best!
SHELLEY IT’S A GIRL ?
*g* that’s surely NOT you… this picture is shot with a special high-resolution cam with special light effects and objective, and if you were not Bill Gates in 1995, you couldn’t buy such a camera for private using ;) nice try, sweetheart, but poor =)
Greetings,
DidYouKnowThatAmericansAreDescendedFromEurope? - Reclaimer
Oh well, whatever. You just think what you want, I won’t stop you.
But one point: Ever heard of ‘Photographers’? You know the guys with a studio and camerca and lamps.. They take nice pictures. You don’t actually have to own a camera yourself you know? Just a crazy thought..
You know, this might be the problem of liberalism in the first place. You just think. When you think it’s only from 12 to noon.
Good day,
Shelley Goodman
I think you look great! Thanks for all your hard work!
Thanks Marc,
You know the most important thing is to be beautiful on the inside and most Republicans are. We care deeply about America. All we ever want is to be safe and secure and live our values.
God bless America,
Shelley Goodman
Dear Shelley
I’ve never felt like this before, I’m overwhelmed by an unbelievable amount of hatred for you, yet, I couldn’t be more in love. It’s like I want to throw you out into traffic, then risk my life to save you.
Write to me Shelley!
i met this girl at a republican dating service, two beers and reading her passages from an ann coulter book, was all it took to have her sitting omn my face.
Oh you’re so hot!
I fapped with the angry of the Lord
and with the Wagner’s ‘Ride of the Valkiries’.
shelly you are an absolute embrassment to america and to all women. and you say you care about america haha that is an all fired joke like i said you are an embrassment to america and to all woman kind and you got a lot of nerve saying god hates people. i’ve went to church all my life and never heard that god hates people that is not true. because of you and this web site i don’t think i will ever become a christian again thanks to you shelly you and this site are making christians look extremely bad.and where do you get off critisizing other religions like islam. and thanks to you i’m definately voting democrat. republicans are stupid.
You are surprisingly attractive. It’s sad that your soul is so black. You Christians-in-name-only really don’t realize that you are actually HURTING Christians and America. You drive people away from Christ. But maybe that is your goal. And please, stop putting America before GOD, any Christian should know that. :(
Je constate que vous ?ɬ™tes fous! Tr?ɬ®s tr?ɬ®s fous et tr?ɬ®s dangereux, violents, agressifs, frustr?ɬ©s et obs?ɬ©d?ɬ©s par le sexe. Des barbares ill?ɬ©tr?ɬ©s , assez arri?ɬ©r?ɬ©s pour croire ?ɬ† des dieux qui n’existent pas. Retournez donc ?ɬ† l’?ɬ©cole au lieu de vous engraisser comme des porcs devant vos t?ɬ©l?ɬ©s. Votre b?ɬ™tise tue partout dans le monde.
usa is sick, you are not a democracy, your empire is a pest for this world, you are the cancer of the earth.
viva obama
Patrick
France
see shelley people like you make people who live in other countries hate america because of your bitch ass.
@pat don’t let american’s like shelley cloud your opinion not all americans are’nt as bitchy and stupid and idiotic such as shelley.XD
Sara,
I don’t care what others think about us.. The only important thing is what God thinks about us.
Shelley
shelley did you read the article on fox news about that director of basic instinct paul verhoeven in this article he was saying that jesus was son of mary and roman rapist? and i’m not making it up you can read it foxnews.com i just wanted to ask you that. seriously it was about the most disgusting thing i have ever read and just wanted to know if you have read it yet?
have a nice day shelley.
shelley goodman’s not a real person. it’s not her photo.
(i mean, maybe its just a pseudonym or maybe lots of people make up ’shelley’ but… anyway)
see:
http://www.conservapedia.com/Shelley_Goodman
This is the biggest bunch of horseshit I’ve ever read in my entire life. I do, however, love the new layout, even though you, SHELLEY, aren’t even enough of a patriot to be considered a TRUE American. Maybe if you learned to love everyone for who they were, you would be loved in return.
-Jer Snider
Jer,
how dare you insultin’ me?
I am more of an American than you can ever be.
If I remember correctly you are one of them sodomites. You are not an American. You are hated by God and by the American majority. Shame on you. Keep your penis out of other men’s anuses!!!!!
Shelley
Shelly, I don’t know who you think you are, but since when did any human have the right to decide what the fuck god thinks about other humans ? “You are hated by God” you said in the previous post, I must say, that is the biggest load of shit I’ve ever heard. Unless you’re God’s mistress, his illegitimate daughter or whatever, you have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER what god thinks, but what YOU think he thinks.
and that thing about you telling people who are americans and who aren’t. Uhm, if you’re like christian, shouldn’t you like try to follow the bible? As far as I know, it says in the bible somewhere, that you shall not judge another man or something like that, because that is gods job, right ? unless you want to be equal to god, I just think you should shut up with this “god hates you” crap, not you nor anyone on this crappy earth has the right to tell anyone what the fuck god thinks..
this is of course if there even is a shitty god up there :)
p.s i can understand those who send you death threats, seriously :S your comments are just plainly stupid sometimes
Hello Shelley,
I’m a not long time reader of your blog (since last summer if I recall correctly) and read it, if not daily, weekly now. I think I’ve read most of your posts on the website and I just want to thank you for doing all this work for us.
One of the reasons I’m posting now is that actually to make a complaint, not aimed at you or any of your guestwriters personally, but on the weblayout. I prefer the old one as it was easier to navigate.
Anyway, as I said, thank you for this blog.
//Christian
Christian,
thanks so much for your comment.
You are welcome. We work hard to bring you the latest conservative commentary.
But… I like the new layout much more, therefore… sorry.. We keep that one.
Thanks and all the best from Iowa City,
Shelley N. Goodman
You look hot Shelley!!!
rofl bushisdouchebag good job. oh jesus christ bushisdouchebag i love you dude.
and you’re right shelley looks hot. i would like to eat her christian pussy.
Have you been drinking and smoking crack cocain again, Sara Carter?
You sure sound like it.
Get a grip on yourself, you sound like a Godless slut.
Shelley N. Goodman
if anybody knows about being a godless slut it sure as hell is you you racist bitch do you know me well enough to say things about drinking and smoking crack cocaine no you do not and i do not drink or smoke crack cocaine you false prophet you know what shelley your parents really should not have taken all that lsd,acid,marijuana during the free love movement which is why you turned out the way you did you no account bitch saying swear words such as slut and you claim to be a christian haha that’s a laugh and you know why tony zirkle is your hero cause he’s a racist and a biggot just like you shelley. your nothing but a god damned prude you stupid no account biatch christians like you shelley belong in hell and you will be going to hell you racist no account stupid bitch. now do me a favor shelley go jump in the middle of the fucking road and get hit by a bus going 500 miles an hour moron.
Fuck Christians Like You Shelley Fuck You Prude
Well, seems you are a Godless slut! Why do you ever read this blog, whore? You must be far too busy satisfying your gentleman callers, whore!
You are a slut in the eyes of God. He despises you and Jesus is crying for you. How dare you? Jesus died for your sins and you just keep sinning, slut.
Get off my blog whore!!!
Shelley
Thanks for your comments and your interest in my person, dear Readers (except Sara Carter).
Shelley
Akira/Lance Duval,
thanks for your compliments. I am a married, Christian woman though. Sorry guys. ;-)
Shelley
bushisdouchebag,
thanks for the kind words.
Sara,
shut up, slut! I ain’t no dyke!!!
Shelley
like i said shelley you would know about being a slut you no account bitch which is why your known as the big easy just like your mother which is why it was easy for your husband to nail you and bang you and why you got knocked up you rug munching dyke pussyface and you need to come up with better insults whoever came up with the slogan the big easy damn sure thought of you when they came up with that slogan bitch. go fuck yourself you rug munching dyke stupid bitch. and you dear shelley and your bitchy prude ass has been put in your place. and shelley dear please come up with some better insults you fucking racist bitch.
Fuck You Shelley You Have Just Been Pwned And Another Thing No I Do Not Have To Shut Up This Is America And I Have The Right To Say What I Want When I Want.It’s A Free Country So Deal With It You Fucking Dyke. So Go Read Your Damn Bible And Fuck Yourself Bitch.
how can you even call yourself a christian when you say those mean words like they quite common for you. personally i think this blog has to be the biggest joke ever or the people, who are posting articles have to be stupid beyond imagination :S it just doesn’t make any sense for you to have these ridiculous viewpoints on things, that are quite harmless (e.g. the crap with the lolipops and oral sex ‘-.-).
I’m still holding on to what i said in my previous comment, which is, that you don’t have any rights to judge people to your right and left, because you don’t have any right to do so (if you are the christian american you claim to be).
other than that, i have yet to find a article, that is even worth reading (for the purpose of reading some valuable information). the main reason i’m reading on this site is for the simple purpose of enjoying myself on these stupid comments :)
and by the shelley do i give a fuck if he cries for me no i do not you dear are making christians look really bad you fucking nazi i can come on here anytime i want. if you were’nt so damn bitchy and have that holier then thou attitude i could be nice to you but you don’t know how to be and you don’t know how to be a good christian real christians would show more tolerance,kindness,love,and pray for those who are sinners but instead you call them names and if you think by calling sinners names will make sinners turn their life over to god well think again you nazi.
i do wanna ask you a question though shelley i have always heard that god loves people is that a lie cause i wanna if i have been lied to about god answer that please is he for peace like i’ve heard he was or was that also a lie?
i’m not gonna argue with a stupid racist repubtard such as you shelley you’ve shown me what christians are really like judgemental and arrogant to the core.your gonna be in for a major disappointment when your standing at the gates of hell cause that is where christians like you belong. and you wonder why some people don’t want nothing to do with god it’s christians like you my dear.
i do however respect the real christians ones who don’t judge and point fingers and call sinners names but christians like you shelley i do not respect and i never will. real christians would show more kindness which you do not do. i only respect real loving and kind christians but do i respect you no i do not. maybe if you were more kinder and tolerant i would but i don’t think it’s gonna happen cause you don’t know how to be kind. some of your articles are good and then some do not and i do agree with some of what you say weather you choose to believe it or not and i also think your smarter then the rest of your STR goons. i do not even know why i compliment you. seeing as you are not worthy of it but i do anyways. and the peeps are this really is a satire.
Have A Nice Day You Phony Christian.
and to tell you the truth shelley i’m getting bored of insulting you everytime we throw insults at each other your insults is same old bull shit name calling such as slut and whore and you cannot even come up with good insults and you just bore me so i’m not gonna waste my time insulting a boring person such as you shelley cause your not worth the time anymore like i said your boring beyond belief and i’ll leave the insulting to my fellow STR bashers i will just at you and leave comments on your articles that are’nt insulting. you dear have taken the fun out of insulting you shelley dear.
and happy belated mothers day by the way shelley and have a nice day.
“shelley goodman’s not a real person. it’s not her photo.
(i mean, maybe its just a pseudonym or maybe lots of people make up ’shelley’ but… anyway)”
If Shelley isn’t real, then who was that fat cum guzzling
slut who had a lip lock on my love muscle last night? It was none other than Shelly the conservative! Shelley loves my penis so much, she calls it her precious.
Hi Shelley,
Too bad you’ll keep this layout, wont stop me from reading your blog though, it’s what gets me through a hard days work. Where else would I get this level of entertainment?
//Christian
This site is fucking great! Keep ‘em rollin’!
Daaaaammnnn, the last 7 comments totally ripped Shelley a new orifice. I find that hilarious.