Briefly Patriotic - V(ideo)H(ell)1
It?s a pretty well established fact that mainstream media hates Jesus, which makes sense because it?s run by the folks that killed him.? So what?s the point of pointing out some of the less obvious points of the Jesus-hating? industry -? So that when we finally return God to His rightful place in our American government, future generations of? God-fearing Christians will remember just how bad the bad old days were.? As we say ? Never Forget.? So we at Shelley the Republican dot com say ?shame on VH1? and their Cutest Babies special.? It ain?t only the fact that most of these poor infants were brought into the world as bastards destined for Hell but that the best little baby of them all didn?t even make the list.? That?s right ? not once did they even mention the baby Jesus.
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“…when we finally return God to His rightful place in our American government…”
The accuracy of that statement relies the assumption that the Christian God had a place there in the first place. The founding fathers were Deists - not atheists or agnostics, but not Christian either. They understood religious persecution and wanted to ensure that no man’s god is elevated over another for the sake of government power or tyranny.
I’ve read a lot on this site, and I have to wonder if it’s a satire site. If it is not, the viewpoints shared here are truly frightening. There’s room in America for liberals and conservatives, Christians and Muslims, heterosexuals and homosexuals. Statements otherwise are downright evil.
which makes sense because it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s run by the folks that killed him. Hmmmmmm - Kennedy, the CIA….it’s all becoming clear now.
Shelley, I really think we oughta post The Liberal Obsession With Satire right up front so we can silence these people once and for all. I don’t know about y’all but I’m getting just a lil bit tired of it.
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a pretty well established fact that mainstream media hates Jesus.
Hmm. Never heard of that, but fine, let’s make it a fact ( example? ). I’m surely not a fan of industries, but I’m also not a fan of idiots. Who to trust now =O ?
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By the way, you’re sick. God has no soldiers, or do you think God likes violence?
Thanks for the confirmation. I was confused by the uninformed (mis)information shared about Linux in another article. Additionally, statements like this in the piece you linked to above appear satirical:
” ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Landover Baptist?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? is a blatently fake church site, a typically crude liberal attempt at satire. This dangerous web-page is offensive to God and should be avoided at all cost by Americans. ”
What gives you the right to tell me what I should or should not avoid? This shows an unfortunate misunderstanding of the Constitution - that piece of paper that gives you as much right to share your opinions as I have to share mine. What you’re suggesting amounts to censorship, exerting power based on your opinion/religion. That’s un-American.
I also object to the label “liberal”. I am neither liberal nor conservative. I tend to identify with most Republicans on financial issues - at least I identify with the Republicans who care about fiscal responsibility. I also favor less gov’t control than Democrats. On social issues, I have a less narrow world view than you, but that does not make me a liberal. Please do not label me so.
American media is run by the Jews, liberals, athiests, Satanists, fornicators but mostly homosexuals.
Thats why every day more and more people are becoming homosexuals. Please notice that there were no homosexuals in the USA at the begining of 20th century. No homosexuals, no homosexual media, no homosexual organizations, etc. If this trend is kept, heterosexuals will be a minority by the year 2048. I guess %70 of all Americans are heterosexuals now.
We must do something to promote heterosexuality!
VH1 Sucks, I can agree with that, most TV sucks.
aras, once again, it’s my pleasure to have you on this site! After all the liberals that come by here just to taunt and jeer, it’s nice that somebody has a good enough understanding of the issues to talk intelligently about them! God bless you!
God is Love!
I really think you have a problem in America, how can you have 30% of homosexual? I know lots of people, I’m in France, and I know only one homosexual (he is a nice guy by the way), which would be way less than 1%
god does not like violence but knows it?s necessity, just like cats, fute and fluffy, but vicious when threatened
Godless French, its because in France everybody is considered homosexual by default, so they dont have to tell that they are homosexuals.
VH1 Sucks, I can agree with that, most TV sucks.
RedFlag, thank you for sharing your liberal perspective on this issue. There is a great deal of good TV, Fox News for example is the guardian of truth in media. The TV industry is one of America’s greatest exports, and only a liberal like you could be down on it.
@Trsitan
Now you are hypocrite.
bwah, first of all. Guys if you want to make good satire and humor and not get as lame as you already have (you gotta keep your jokes fresh, ever heard of that?) then don’t put podcasting some lazy old fellow, who reads everything down from the paper. without his own emotions or opinion. when you come up with characters, you also got to give them life. and when you go online with podcasts, check your credibility. have rehealsals with this guy. even my grandfather would make more believable redneck republican than the guy you’ve chosen.
Godless French, its because in France everybody is considered homosexual by default, so they dont have to tell that they are homosexuals.
Well, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m living right next to the Frenchies and I haven?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t heard of that. Seems like some rumor made up by a rascist moron. (The same goes for all Germans being nazis, Sauerkraut being their favourite food, all french being cowards and so on…)
RedFlag, thank you for sharing your liberal perspective on this issue. There is a great deal of good TV, Fox News for example is the guardian of truth in media. The TV industry is one of America?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s greatest exports, and only a liberal like you could be down on it.
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve looked Fox one time. Since then if it are english news, CNN is it. Never seen so much uninformed bollocks than on Fox.
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November is coming. Bush is going.
IMPEACH BUSH!
“It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a pretty well established fact that mainstream media hates Jesus, which makes sense because it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s run by the folks that killed him.”
Oh, really? You’d have thought an omnipotent, omnipresent all-powerful god would have been able to stop mere mortals from killing his son.
Actually, never mind that, why send him here in the first place - surely God is powerful enough to forgive us without sacrificing a son (or any other relative)??
Sometimes America scares me. It scares me because who knows how many people believe this stuff you write? More pity on them. I guess if they do then the American education system is as diabolical as people say.
It’s a real shame that people like you, who are (quite obviously) doing this to take the micky may influence someone to become a fundamentalist terrorist. Oh, sorry - that’s what you want right? Better a fundie Christian Terrorist than a Muslim Terrorist, right?
You’d love it if your “people” went and killed “X” amount of muslims, or indeed anyone other than the americans. Well, on your head be it. if this “God” of yours exists, having read ****and understood***** the scripture(something you seem incapable of), he certainly won’t be happy with you guys!
I wouldn’t want to be you on Judgement Day. I will hope for you, that your souls be allowed to rest without too much punishment for wanting to wipe out half of your “God’s” creation.
Well, here we are again saying the same thing we always say when the anti-Jesus crowd shows up and starts in on the “you’re the one that’s gonna go to Hell” speech.
I’m gonna say it for the 47295th time - We’re following God’s orders. God told President Bush to liberate Iraq, give them freedom and once they had freedom they’d naturally understand that Jesus Christ died to absolve us of our sins. I just can’t understand why that’s so hard to understand!
God is Love!
Iraq has become an Islamic fundamentalist regime(I thought you hated that kind of government?),women are forced to dress & live like they do in Iran,US soldiers burst into civilian homes without a warrant to confiscate firearms(like they or UN troops will here in the near future!),civilians are stopped routinely to show ID & told where they can or can’t go(also like here in the near future) & if they protest against any of this, they could be imprisoned or shot(like here soon too?)! If that’s “liberation” I don’t want our government to “liberate” us! The US government “liberation” is encouraging more terrorism!(that’s a bad thing,isn’t it?) The US government isn’t bringing Iraq freedom, they’re taking it away like they’re doing here! By the way, those fascist liars at Fox News are even worse than the Communist News Networks!
Shelley, are you saying that children born out of wedlock are automatically going to hell? All children are children of God! God doesn’t condemn innocent babies to hell for something they had no choice in! Only theocracy loving kooks who yearn for a return to the days of the Salem Witch Hunts or Old Testament era stonings would make such an asinine statement! If you take away the near worship of Bush,ultra flag waving & war mongering you’d be like the hateful fundamentalists at Westboro Baptist Church who have the website: http://www.godhatesfags.com They’re so warped, they protest at soldiers funerals! They claim soldiers deserve to die because the USA tolerates “fags”! Few on even the antiwar lunar far left would protest at soldiers funerals & proclaim they deserved to die! They call anyone a “fag” who commits or shows less than hate-filled intolerance of anyone who commits any sin of the flesh!
Ironic that Billy Bob claims the Bush Regime is on a messianic crusader mission from God to cram Christianity & “freedom” down the throats of Iraqis(I thought Christianity & freedom was something they had to automatically want & had to fight to get for themselves in order to truly appreciate it & fight to keep it!) when the Westboro Baptist claims US soldiers are dying because God is punishing us for tolerating “fags”! You can’t both be right but you can both be wrong! You both might think God is speaking to you when it might be the devil whispering in your ear!
Why the fuck would God talk to Bush?There are probably millions of other people God would talk to before He talks to Osama I mean Bush