Black folks! We down wid you!
Howdy Black folks! We just wanted to let you know that we Republicans are chilling on your vibe! Hip hop! Bo! Big shout out to all the ghetto hep-cats!
Yeah, that’s right and this is the bizzness, see? We Republicans been runnin’ these killer ads all over the nation, on every radio station, to fight Democrat contamination. We hot to your ting!
Just check this mighty jazzy radio spot:
Don’t go there.mp3
What it is, see, is two dawgs having a chat about their moral values. One is a soldier back from fighting for God and our brother Jesus against dem sand niggas in Iraq. He is a good brother and tries to persuade his wicked-ways-friend to vote for Our Leader, George W Bush’s people. But Wicked Ways ain’t havin’ it. Not until the good brother nails him hard-stylee with this asking:
“If you make a little mistake with one of your ?hos,’ you’ll want to dispose of that problem toot sweet, no questions asked?”
“That’s too cold. I don’t snuff my own seed,” says Wicked Ways.
“Maybe you do have a reason to vote Republican…”
Hup! Hup! Hup! Ice cold killa!
Ain’t that just sho nuff mighty fine? You gotta vote Republican too.
Is dem folks smilin because George Bush is the big massa in Da White House? Yo!
There’s this other ad you gotta chek out. It’s about that bling-bling Democrat KKK massa David Duke. Did you know that Duke went to Syria last year to rock the mic in front of an anti-war rally in that Godless wilderness? Shame on he!
Here’s the ad ? peep this shit: Hazardous Dukes.mp3
“I can understand why a Ku Klux Klan cracker like David Duke makes nice with the terrorists. What I want to know is why so many of the Democrat politicians I helped elect are on the same side of the Iraq war as David Duke.”
Ain’t that mighty fine??!!!
You can chek mo of the radio spots here
They gonna be biggin’ it all over the nation rough style in the next few weeks, persuadin’ brothers everywhere to vote right!
Run DMC. We dig their styles when they rock the dance floor. Yo yo yo!
Now! Hear this! Yo word up! It’s sick and ill what I got to tell you, but those cracker Democ-rat pussies are makin’ some kinds of wailing about the fact that these advert are funded by a white folks. This man is J. Patrick Rooney, 78, of Indianapolis.
Those Lib fools be trippin’! Their shit is wack!
I ain’t complainin’! Patrick Rooney is a fine massa and he done got black folks interests at the center of his big old heart. Besides, he gotta run these ads, because as that other righteous Republican brother Herman Cain, who provides the voice for some of the ads, says: “You don’t have a lot of black billionaires who would want to fund something like this.”
I hear you Mr Cain!
Peace out brothers! I gotta jet!
And don’t forget to vote Republican! It’s da bomb!
Keepin’ it real,
DJ Jazzy Johnston
Please note:
DJ Jazzy frequently used the “n” word during the composition of this article. We understand that it is acceptable to use that term when black people are talking “brother to brother” but we decided that because of our respect for our “colored” readers we had to edit it out. Otherwise opportunistic Democ-rats would have taken the word out of context to malign us! Besides, we Republicans don’t like to offend people of color and only allow the term ’sand nigga’ to be used in this context, because that specifically refers to people of terrorist extraction.
Check dis other ad too!
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I am so glad to see how you are spreading the word of God (e.g. the Republican agenda) into the deepest Jungle. Baby Jesus would cry of joy!
Aight, I think I got that.. The fuse inside wannabe-eMCee-Jazzy (you’re no DJ, Sam) has melted.. You don’t want to offend black people? Then stop using this Stereotype-Black-Language, stop insisting on this “Blacks-are-stupid” chlich??Ǭ©…
Actually, all Black people that I know speak and write better than you do (I mean the “proper” English, not the one you used).
Cheers to our “republican” readers
(Noticed anything with the quotes? Yes, one puts words into quotes, that are meant in another way..)
Marc you are a racist if you say that black people are stupid, even though they wear Kain’s mark. You make the Baby Jesus weep.
Then stop using this Stereotype-Black-Language, stop insisting on this ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Blacks-are-stupid?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? chlich??Ǭ©?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
So you’re an expert on how African Americans speak?
The radio ads were MADE by African Americans, and all Sam is trying to do is communicate the our agenda of love in the same style. If I tried to speak German to one of your German friends would you call that racist because I got a word or two wrong?
Sam is doing exactly what Jesus Christ told us to do - take the message to the people in their own language. Sam has shown an almost miraculous grasp of their language, considering that I dont think there are any African Americans in the town where he lives.
That’s the preamble to the rules of the Republican party, so how on earth could we be racists? The GOP exists to fight racism.
And Marc, did you not know that Condoleeza Rice is also an African American? George Bush loves her, the GOP loves her, so also God loves her.
Excuse me.
Has no one paused to consider how I feel about this? I’m actually really hurt that you could call me racist. All my life I’ve campaigned to get my colored brothers involved in republican party politics and so start really having a say in the direction this great nation takes and in fulfilling the will of Jesus. To then turn around and label me a racist just cuts to the quick.
It’s the same kind of snide ad hominem attacks Dem supporters have been using on Bill O Reilly for years. You accuse him of being a bigot because you can’t take on his arguments.
It’s true that I don’t know many black people - I think it’s because of the lack of water melons in my town - but that doesn’t mean that it’s wrong for me to try and get on a level with them.
You Liberals are all the same - you try to damn us republicans and damn us for not doing. But just listen to this - for all your damning, it’s you that are going to hell!
Sho Nuff Sam! I hear you brother! Don’t let these liberal honkies diss your styles! I’m down wit you.
I didn’t think the credibility of this page could even get worse, but as we can see, I was wrong.
No comment… Are you mentally disabled?
Yours in Christ
Reclaimer
What counts is the street credibility, not the “reclaimer credibility”. And yes, it has not even improved but made a giant leap.
Sam
I really love your article.
And for all folks in Europe: That is how our African American brothers and sistas really talk. Deal with it!
Shelley G.
to Shelley or anyone in her crew: Have you ever been in a “ghetto” and actually talked with the people?
Dear Sam,
As I am Swiss, I really feel sorry for all these godless liberal europeans complaining about your great effort and work here on str dot com. More and more I see, that Switzerland is only geographically in Europe, in our mind we are American! God bless you my dear Friends!
Swip.
I’m starting to think this whole site is a Godly. There’s no way someone could actually be this brilliant.
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to Shelley or anyone in her crew: Have you ever been in a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?ghetto?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and actually talked with the people?
Sure, many times! We have a negro Ghetto here in downtown Iowa City. You know.. all blacks live in Ghettos, right?
Shelley G.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
There just ain’t no pleasing liberals. Anything we do is gonna end up being called racist or homophobic or any other of the hundreds of bad names they wanna call us instead of actually talking about the real issues. We could bring all the welfare deadbeats breakfast in bed and turn our churches into whorehouses and they’d still find something wrong with it.
God is Love!
David Duke is a Republican you stupid cracker! It’s insane to try to link him with the Democrats. In fact, he reminds me of you guys. Sick. Stupid. Racist.
Don’t nobody read anymore?! Y’all are ready to lynch us for something we ain’t done. This site is devoted to the Truth and y’all keep acting like we’re making stuff up. Outraged - give your therapist or your boyfriend a call, calm down and read Sam’s fine article again. Unless you’re saying that negroes are racist. But that’s a whole other article.
Billy Bob,
I read this whole article and I actually thouoght it was pretty cool for Republicans… but I want to know why there’s no mention of Bob Marley as well as Run DMC. He is the jah warrior after all.
Oh man, I was laughing so hard after this that I almost crashed from my chair. That accent is hilarious!
The radio ads were MADE by African Americans, and all Sam is trying to do is communicate the our agenda of love in the same style. If I tried to speak German to one of your German friends would you call that racist because I got a word or two wrong?
Well, if you use all those cliche words and the accent from those old movies, then yes. And we already know that you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re a rascist towards all europeans.
BE IT RESOLVED, That the Republican Party is the party of the open door. Ours is the party of liberty, the party of equality of opportunity for all and favoritism for none.
That?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the preamble to the rules of the Republican party, so how on earth could we be racists? The GOP exists to fight racism.
May I show you the preamble of the NSDAP?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Dear Swip,
Thank you for your measured comments. What a great Christian you are! When we do finally have to bomb Europe, I even wonder if Switzerland could be excluded somehow?
“Dear Sam,
As I am Swiss, I really feel sorry for all these godless liberal europeans complaining about your great effort and work here on str dot com. More and more I see, that Switzerland is only geographically in Europe, in our mind we are American! God bless you my dear Friends!
Swip.”
In you’re mind you’re stupid and a cocksucker…
Let me say it in swiss-german:
Im 2. Weltkrieg zersch de Jude ihres Geld wegneh und DENN an Hitler verchaufe, ihm Waffe zueschiebe, denn f??Ǭ?r de Blocher stimme, und wie mer es gwohnt sind alles und jedem was gr??sser isch in Arsch chr??Ǭ???Ǭ?che? Wiiter so… you’ll do well in that way. pwnd. D’schwiiz, wo nedmal d’Eier hett zum ihrere Bev??lkerig s??Ǭßge dass d’CIA wirklich Date vo Banke illegal entwendet hett? Wo das ganze NED verfolge wott, wills d’Staate sind? Great.
Speaking over 12 languages is god’s gift.
Yours in Christ
Reclaimer
PS: Street Credibility? Du Penner weisch gar ned was Street heisst, du i dinere chliine wohlhabende Schwiiz, hesch vermuetlich no nie was anderes gseh ussert de Aldi z’d??Ǭ?tschland… l??Ǭßcherlich, gah in egge.
Thanks Sam, you are a great patriot! I had a solution for the bombing problem: Give us Canada!
That’s a great idea Swip… You know, I often think that Canada would be a great country if it weren’t so full of dreadful people… We’d be soliving two problems at once. You really would make a fine Republican! Practical solutions. That’s why Libs hate us!
S
@Sam: Switzerland is actually trying to legalize weed… sounds republican, doesn’t it ?
And actually, Libs don’t hate you. They’re laughing about you ;)
@Swip: Too shocked to answer ;-) ?
No, he is to stupid to answer….
Tristan: “So you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re an expert on how African Americans speak?” I cannot rember to claim this. But let’s say, I’m a bit more open-minded and therefore not forced to use stereotypes..
By the way: it is Swiss-German, sounds a bit like Dutch..
Swip: C’mon! Since you didn’t get my comment, I’ll translate it you mother-tongue:
Guet, i gloub i has verstande. D Sicherig im Chopf vom m??chteg??Ǭßrn-eMCee-Jazzy (Du bisch ke DJ, Sam) isch d??Ǭ?rebr??nnt. Du wosch Schwarzi nid beleidige? De h??r uf die stereotypi “Sprach vo de Schwarze” ds bruche, h??r uf uf d??Ǭßm Clich??Ǭ© vo w??Ǭßge “schwarzi si bl??d” ds beharre. F??Ǭ?rs gnau ds n??Ǭßh: Aui Schwatze wo ig kenne rede und schribe besser ??É‚Äònglisch (und i meine ds “richtige” ??É‚Äònglisch, nid das wo Du brucht hesch).
I hope this translation will help you understand, that my post ment exactly the opposite..
Gruess us B??Ǭßrn
This is one of the stupidest things to come from STR. And considering that this is STR, it’s stupidity is astronomical. This looks far more like a liberal article than a republican article what with all the slang and idiot talk.
See, the Prepublican’s are good and cool! They are trying to reach out to our black brothers and get them to see the good policial parties, unlike the democracks that only care about there selfish selves!
This is one of the stupidest things to come from STR. And considering that this is STR, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s stupidity is astronomical.
RedFlag, your repetoire of insults is as narrow and predictable as any liberals. If we are so “stupid”, how come STR.com gets way more readers than your prentend conservative blog? I think the answer is abundantly clear - it is because we fight for America and it’s traditions whereas you and your Clintonite democrat buddies just moan all day about how the world denies you your right to smoke pot and have abortions.
Get over it!
If you had any sense, you would be working with us, and supporting the GOP. This is time to be including everybody into the Republican party, which after all is the natural party of leadership.
Weren’t you saying that the KKK was a nice group some articles before? great patriots?
You just say this in this moment to convince black people to vote for the republicans but some time later you’ll start with your racism again.
You make me sick republicans!
Republicans, Not Prepublicans.
@Bren. Great comment. Democracks. cold brother! right on!
@Reclaimer: Switzerland did not steel money from the Jews. They gave it to us to keep it until the war was over. Anyway, if you do not like righteous Swiss people, what are you doing in my country? Go to Commie Italy or Gay France! And I am not too shocked to answer, I was just hardly working all day to earn money for me and my family. As I am a honest man, I do not use the internet for private purposes during work, as you are doing (You are surely a lousy student).
People like you and Marc want to keep us honest Swiss people from having our great SIG 550 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stgw_90) at home. How shall I defend me and my family when terrorists, Commies or Nazis are attacking? How shall I keep drug dealers and Hippies of my lawn?
I am so glad that there are more and more people in Switzerland (like the ones from http://www.livenet.ch or Christoph M??rgeli) who finally realise, what danger people like you are for our country. We are the spearhead of a new generation. “Ich will euch eine Gasse bahnen!”
@Shelley and Sam: In the bible school I attend at the moment I am working on my thesis, which is about the new movement of Christian Americanism in Switzerland and Europe. I thought about presenting the main results on your page. If this were possible, it would be a great honor for me!
For the Glory of God!
Swip
Swip:
Sorry, we lousy students (in my case: Law & Economics, which you should consider as important arts; our dear Christophs did the same ;) ) are still learning for our lives in order to provide a better service to our community later on, when we will be working.
I feel sorry that a confession alone didn’t “open a lane” to university! Fortunately, one still has to be open-minded (and not only rich..) to join university in Switzerland! Please remember: Freedom of choice requires knowing and understanding the different possibilities.
Furthermore, I never liked the Swiss Armed Forces, neither the “Sturmgwehr”. Yet I accept to have it at home while you serve(!), eventhough I never had any Communists, Nazis, Terrorist or Drugdealers on my lawn ;)
Marc
p.s.
I really would like to read your results, honestly!
@ Swip
I’m sure we’d love to publish your article - why not click on the contact section at the top of the page and drop us a line?
These secular lies never stop, do they?
Law = God
Economic = Jesus will provide for your needs if you’ll stop taking back your will and telling him that heroin falls under the category of “need”. It ain’t. It’s a “want” and the sooner you those two out the eaiser it’s gonna be to let Jesus into your heart.
God is Love!
Billy Bob, please don’t take it out of the sentence! It was meant kind of ironic as an answer to Swip’s post. He Mentioned Christoph M??rgeli as a good person, and I just wanted to remember him, that Mr M??rgeli studied Law.
However, to reply to your statement: Believing in God is for Theology-Students.. I don’t believe in any God (as you might have noticed) and therefore I insist on written laws (not in the Bible, sorry..). Besides I don’t want to let anyone dead into my heart (I love parables..) and I don’t consume Heroin neither.
I feel love, even if I am a positive Atheist..
Vote early & often!
Thank you for your measured comments. What a great Christian you are! When we do finally have to bomb Europe, I even wonder if Switzerland could be excluded somehow?
When we finally have to bomb europe… You know that Europe will most certainly just counter-bomb you with a few dozen nukes?
This is one of the stupidest things to come from STR. And considering that this is STR, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s stupidity is astronomical. This looks far more like a liberal article than a republican article what with all the slang and idiot talk.
AMEN! It is so stupid that it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s funny again!
RedFlag, your repetoire of insults is as narrow and predictable as any liberals. If we are so ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?stupid?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, how come STR.com gets way more readers than your prentend conservative blog? I think the answer is abundantly clear - it is because we fight for America and it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s traditions whereas you and your Clintonite democrat buddies just moan all day about how the world denies you your right to smoke pot and have abortions.
If you look at your comments, then you would realise that most of your readers are actually laughing about you.
If you had any sense, you would be working with us, and supporting the GOP. This is time to be including everybody into the Republican party, which after all is the natural party of leadership.
Ah, another thing like Germany did it in “the good old days”. (Mind the sarcasm.)
People like you and Marc want to keep us honest Swiss people from having our great SIG 550 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stgw_90) at home. How shall I defend me and my family when terrorists, Commies or Nazis are attacking? How shall I keep drug dealers and Hippies of my lawn?
there are Commies, Nazis, drug dealers and terrorists ( i don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t consider hippies to be dangerous.) freely runnin around in Switzerland? Wow, seems like the country has a bad time. A hint. Just move to Germany, we don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have such people running around everywhere. The few existing are kept in check by the police. Oh and a new european government would require Germany, France, Italy and all the others to agree. Otherwise it would be just another new Switzerland government. oh and first, you had to become members of the union.
The only sane reason to have a automatic weapon in your house is being a soldier. Everything else and you might not be able to handle it. And this qould make it dangerous to you and your family. Although, I like my G36 (as I do the StG 44 and the AK 47. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve tried these guns and the M16. The M16, well it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a quite decent gun but something is missing. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t really like it.)
Law = God
And we all know that man just lays out god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s will like he wants to. This makes god?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s will just really unreliable. DEBUNKED!
Economic = Jesus will provide for your needs if you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll stop taking back your will and telling him that heroin falls under the category of ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?need?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?. It ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?want?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and the sooner you those two out the eaiser it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gonna be to let Jesus into your heart.
Well, the last time Jesus gave something to someone was in the bible. A few thousand years ago and maybe just a fairy tale. This makes him quite unreliable. DEBUNKED!
@Billy: Please stop to harrass everybody with your lousy presumptions. Thanks in advance.
The German Guy
Save Switzerland! Get them into the EU!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Oh, and Swip and Sam: First you would have to get Canada. And as the Army is scattered over the whole world right now, the Canadians would most likely cream you.
@ Proud german
you can calm down, we don’t have these problems a bit further in the south neither :D
Cheers
@ Marc: I was just a little bit sarcastic. Sometimes I just need to bash someone. Otherwise I could not survive the massive dose of pure idiocity in most of Shelley?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s articles…
And I know about it. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m living in Bavaria and I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m visiting Austria and Switzerland then and when.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
While I was eating Biscuits & Gravy down at the local Craker Barrel next to the Interstate; G_D spoke to me and told me I should travel to Africa and adopt a whole TRIBE, not too big, not too small, a Tribe just the RIGHT size. (kinda like Goldielocks) Heck I’ll bring em all back to the good ole USA. I’ll no longer need that Mexican woman to clean my house. Imagine the tax deductions from uncle Sam.
Heck if Madonna, Brad & Jolie can do it, I can too!
I was appalled reading this. Do you have any conception of how offensive this? Your pre-conceived stereotypes of black speech may have some validity, but to actually write it out as though you speak for a majority of black people is just naive at best and racist at worst.
It is just nonsense to say that Jesus wants us to dumb down the English language to bring His message to black people, many of whom speak the “King’s English.” Black people can actually read English written correctly! Amazing, I know, but they really can.
Stop talking down to people. You offend black people and you make white people like myself ashamed.
“Oh, and Swip and Sam: First you would have to get Canada. And as the Army is scattered over the whole world right now, the Canadians would most likely cream you.”
Switzerland still has the biggest in Europe, just to remind you. We have 350′000 soldiers, Germany only 200′000. It will be easy to conquer Canada. They are just a bunch of lumber jacks!
… but something like 80% already have forgotten how to load the rifle ;) Swiss Military sucks.. like all the militaries.
Switzerland still has the biggest in Europe, just to remind you. We have 350?000 soldiers, Germany only 200?000. It will be easy to conquer Canada. They are just a bunch of lumber jacks!
Yep, but first you would have to get there. How big is Switzerlands fleet? I guess the answer is: some fishing boats. Oh, and those lumberjacks can get more brutal than you may think. (It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s like your argument with the Russians unable to fight because they drink. Now what if they only get something to drink if they win?)
PS: And of course your government would have to share your opinion.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@STR
what is the mark of cain(?use a biblical reference) and why cant blacks intermarry with whites?(again use a biblical reference) this is in refrerence to previous articles which deal with coloured people.
I guess the answer is: some fishing boats.
oh, not at all.. we have nuclear submarines in the lake Thun ;)
Come on, we first conquer some hilarious state like Belgium and take their boats.
Great comments Swip - you show this Eurotrash!
Don’t forget to write to shelley!
Sam
@Swip
To get to Belgim you have to get through Germany or France, the two biggest countries of the EU. Let me say this short and clear:
They would kick your ass up to the moon.
@th3ch3: But our army is bigger then theirs. And Frenchmen are gay and cannot hold a descent gun. I said this already. Are you too stupid to read?
Are you to stupid to think?
If Frenchguys would all be gay, how could they get children?
A bigger army does not mean a better army. If you send your 60 years old guys to Germany, I just have to say: “Bring ??Ǭ©m in!”
You know that the Swiss army uses donkeys? Perhaps they are good in the Alps, but were else? Want to cross the Rhine on Donkeys? I would like to see this!
Question: Why should you country, neutral for hundreds of years, attack Germany or France? Any reason? If your armay is so cool, like you always say, why haven?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t they done it a long time ago?
Just to remember you: The swiss army is a defence force, but to win a war you have to attack!
Come on, we first conquer some hilarious state like Belgium and take their boats.
Forgot the sweet thing called the EU? Attack Belgium and you will have Germany, France, Austria, Italy, Spain, etc. coming after you. It would give the word “Surrounded” a really new meaning.
And Belgium doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t have enought roop transports for you peroid. And you would have to go through Germany to do that. If you dare to try: The Alps are a dead end. Just create some avalanches and not one Switzerland-soldier will ever get onto German soil.
About the subs @ marc: They can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t transport troops. And getting them into the open sea would be quite difficult.
@th3ch3: But our army is bigger then theirs. And Frenchmen are gay and cannot hold a descent gun. I said this already. Are you too stupid to read?
Yep, Swip. The Frenchies would probably go the chicken way. This means, of course that they would just nuke you. They have the means to do so. And Frenchies + Germans have more soldiers than you. Although due to the terrain even the Bundeswehr alone qould just slaughter you. (Numbers are not everything. The Wehrmacht was outnumbered during the whole war. Still, they kicked a lot of asses.)
@th3ch3: Agreed, the Schweizers would perhaps not even cross the alps. Just blow the passes and it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s over for them. Plus the Bundeswehr would most probably still win while bein outnumbered. Being outnumbered is almost a tradition for German soldiers. Still they win often.
The German Guy
Perhaps we should make an preemtive attack on Switzerland? Nah, they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re unimportant!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Proud German, my dear northern friend.. you forgot that our nuclear submarines in the Lake Thun can even fly :D
Furthermore, the are able to dig themselfes throught the sole, so, maybe Swip would just crouch under Germany :P
[Editor's Note - Line deleted for using non-American words]?Ǭ¨?¢‚Ǩ¬† Life’s a bitch :P
p.s. you know, we’re allied with Liechtenstein.. the biggest force on earth *smile*
@marc
Forgot to realize these facts. ;)
you racist republican bitch. your god will never forgive you.
This is the worst race related Republican propaganda since Bing Crosby wore blackface while singing a musical tribute to “Saint Abraham” Lincoln!
I love this website! Shelley, do you wanna marry me?
This is some of the most contrived bigoted crap I have ever seen!
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