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Briefly Patriotic - Interview With A Sodomite

October 31st, 2006 | Category: Briefly Patriotic

Normally, I ain?t one to trumpet my own achievements. It is my belief that it ain?t me that gets an abortion clinic shut down or a homosexual teacher fired from a public school. Only Jesus can do that and he deserves all the credit. So, if it were up to me, I wouldn?t even bother telling you about the interview I did for the Citizens Against Truth podcast. But the editors of Shelley The Republican insisted. And I wouldn?t use phrases like ?hands-down winner? or ?mop the floor with her?, either. Those ain?t my words. Those are the words of others. So, with the humility borne of Jesus Christ?s suffering on the cross, I hope you enjoy the interview with Citizens Against Truth.

Download the audio.

P.S. Fast forward to 22 minutes to hear Billy Bob in action.

17 Comments so far

FTW October 31st, 2006 3:27 pm

Where can i buy this shirt ?
B Hagg October 31st, 2006 3:48 pm

She owned you, lol. God was an advocate of murder?

That was truely priceless… She totally kicked your ass. TOTALLY
B Hagg October 31st, 2006 4:13 pm

Oh, and when you laugh, you sound like a fucking fool. Don’t laugh. It makes you fail even more.
B Hagg October 31st, 2006 4:18 pm

And why would the bible go on about having sex with a table? That’s not even possible.
Billy Bob Neck October 31st, 2006 4:36 pm

She owned you, lol. God was an advocate of murder?

Oh, my goodness - you mean that Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar didn’t get it right? Let just have a quick peek at Genesis 6:5-7

And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

So you might say that God murdered everyone, including the innocent animals.

Yup. Guess she owned me on that.

God is Love!
B Hagg October 31st, 2006 4:39 pm

Can you just do a podcast of you laughing? The entire time? Because I was rolmao-ing the whole time…..
B Hagg October 31st, 2006 4:46 pm

Roflmao-ing**
Billy Bob Neck October 31st, 2006 4:58 pm

Uh-oh! There goes God killing people again!

Genesis 19:24-25

Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;

And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Guess y’all oughta start picketing Heaven and calling for Hillary to start a commision on genocide!
Proud german October 31st, 2006 5:05 pm

Billy, honestly, you just got OWNED! That was one of the best podcasts I?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•ve ever heard. And the best wreck-publican-bashing I?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•ve heard for quite some time.

Oh, and about your obsession with god as a killer, that?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•s a good reason to become a athist or agnostic, really. If you?Ç¬¨?Ç¬•re a sane person that is.

The German Guy
Citizens for truth rules!
IMPEACH BUSH!
Proud german October 31st, 2006 5:36 pm

PS: Another god one:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/34/1455/1600/freedomPOSTERw.jpg

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Proud german October 31st, 2006 5:36 pm

good
Billy Bob Neck October 31st, 2006 6:12 pm

Well ain’t that charming -

Sodomite 1: You never back up what you say.
Sodomite 2: God doesn’t support murder.
Me: Yes, he does. Here’s some proof.
Sodomite 3: Why are you obsessed with murder?

I’m gonna do a stand up comedy routine with this stuff!

God is Love!
Christophe Le Cur??Ç¬© October 31st, 2006 6:32 pm

Oh, Billy Boy, you need help! I have had a hard day doing real work, and this has amused me so much. Good grief! What hope for the USA? God an advocate of murder!
Billy Bob Neck October 31st, 2006 6:36 pm

I know, here you went and took all this time learning how to sing Kumbaya only to find out that God ain’t as nice as the Devil made him out to be.

God is Love!
Proud german October 31st, 2006 7:09 pm

Qoute by Billy in the interview:

How can you be evil if you fight evil?

Well Billy, ever heard that Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin were fighting each other in WWII? (The Russians did most of the work and won the war btw.) Regarding to your logic, who was the good guy in this fight?

The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
RedFlagBrickWall October 31st, 2006 8:05 pm

It’s not our place to fight the devil, that’s God’s job. The more God bashing that Shelley and the gang and the commenters do only results in strengthening my relationship with God.
microdot slim November 1st, 2006 8:04 pm

Greetings from Godless Canada! When we’re not inserting our penises (penii??) in the anus of Neil Young, we are wondering where we can get that shirt!!