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It?s a pretty well established fact that mainstream media hates Jesus, which makes sense because it?s run by the folks that killed him.? So what?s the point of pointing out some of the less obvious points of the Jesus-hating? industry -? So that when we finally return God to His rightful place in our American government, future generations of? God-fearing Christians will remember just how bad the bad old days were.? As we say ? Never Forget.? So we at Shelley the Republican dot com say ?shame on VH1? and their Cutest Babies special.? It ain?t only the fact that most of these poor infants were brought into the world as bastards destined for Hell but that the best little baby of them all didn?t even make the list.? That?s right ? not once did they even mention the baby Jesus.

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Friends,

There are some Americans who are prepared to fight for our traditions. These brave patriots are the few who dare to stand up for Jesus. These people denounce that which is sinful, and strive for what is right. We call these people Culture Warriors, because we are fighting a very real war against an encroaching tide of liberalism.

Not so long ago, Sam reported on the concerned parents of Fisher Elementary School, Dallas, TX. Their children were being exposed to obscene nudity on an art trip organized by ultra-liberal teacher Sydney McGee.

The parents worked together to get the liberal-arts teacher fired, so she could no longer harm their kids. What better example of parent power do you need? This is proof that the culture war starts at home, and that when we act as one we can make a real difference.

Last year we profiled the good work of Laura Molloy, the Atlanta mom who fights to keep teens safe from the evils of Harry Potter. I’m proud to report that not only did she succeed, but she managed to eliminate this pro-wiccan text-book of the occult from her entire district.

Could reading a Harry Potter book lead to demonic possession? We cannot be 100% sure, but shouldn’t we err on the side of caution? The safest thing to do is eliminate these books from our kid’s libraries.

Would you have the courage to do what Laura did? Thanks to Laura, hundreds of kids in Atlanta will be going to heaven, who might otherwise be damned because of a book. What could be more important than life after death with God and Jesus Christ? Thats the greatest gift we can give to any child.

Laura wrote in to thank Shelley the Republican, and all our readers. Your donations and prayers helped ban these evil books from Atlanta kids’ libraries. Laura is an inspiration to conservatives everywhere in the USA, simply because she was brave enough to take a stand against ultra-liberalism.

Today I’d like to introduce a new soldier in the never-ending battle against sin. Like Laura Molloy, Texas Dad Alton Vern is concerned by the texts set by his daughter’s English classes. In particular, she was asked to read ?Fahrenheit 451? by Science-fiction author, atheist and malcontent Ray Bradbury. His daughter Dianne, aged fourteen complained that she was offended by “the cussing in it and the graphic description of burning a Holy Bible.”

Why would a school board knowingly set a text which includes cussing and controversial issues? We at STR.com believe that impressionable teens should be protected from this kind of harmful material.

We askede Vern why the book should not be set as a school text: “With God’s name in vain being in there, that’s the number one reason,” said Diana’s father Alton Verm. “There’s no reason for it being read”.

We at STR.com agree 100%, why on earth would a school assign a text like Fahrenheit 451 to impressionable kids? What on God’s earth are young Americans supposed to learn from a book which suggests that kids should burn the Holy Bible? We at STR.com believe that it’s not the Bible which should be burnt, but the all the godless literature such as Fahrenheit 451 and Harry Potter!

Not only is Farenheit 419 offensive to God, it is also offensive to firemen, the brave people who defended New York on 9/11. In this book, the firemen are employed to set fire to the Bible. This is nothing short of slander! Please explain why liberals are content to keep hurting the brave people who defend America from terrorism?

If the Conroe School committee have any sense, they will remove this hellish book from their kid’s library immediately. Lets hope they use this opportunity to take a stand against literary sin.

STR Action Alert:

• Check your local school library for unchristian books. Most churches keep a list of evil books to be avoided, however you can look out for “Brave New World” by Aldous Huxley, “The Catcher in the Rye” by J. D. Salinger, “Catch 22” by Josephh Heller, “The Crucible” by Arthur Miller, “Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain, “1984” and by George Orwell. All of these books are gravely offensive and should not be read… ever!

Many blue-state school libraries do not stock the “Left Behind Books” by Tim LaHaye. These thrilling stories are guaranteed to be Biblically accurate and present the reader with important moral and scriptural lessons. No wonder these are the President’s favorite books. Why on earth do we need Fahrenheit 411 when we can read the superior “Left Behind”?

• The world abounds with great Christian literature. If your school’s library does not stock the Left Behind Series by Tim LaHaye, please inform your school’s librarian. Your church could offer to donate the complete set.
• Finally, if you see a child or an adult reading a book which is offensive to God, interrupt them and explain that their choice of book is not mere ‘entertainment’ but a fast-track to Hell. Offer to exchange their book for a copy of the Bible. Tell the ‘reader’ about all the great stories (e.g. Noah’s Ark).

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Today I want to salute two of this great nation’s American Christians.

On October 18 Todd Farber and his beautiful wife Sabrina made a stand. A stand for Our LORD Jesus Christ and a stand against offending his name and teaching. They said no to carnal acts of anal entry.

This is what happened: A ‘man’ called the Farber’s company - the delightfully titled “Garden Guy” organization - to try to solicit their services to clean up his yard. Mid-way through the conversation it became clear that the man calling was in fact a member of the gays. The horrified Mrs Farber slammed down the phone and sent the following email, a lesson in the true nature of Christianity, which should make every person of faith think very hard indeed:

Dear Mr. —–,

I am appreciative of your time on the phone today and glad you contacted us. I need to tell you that we cannot meet with you because we choose not to work for homosexuals.

Best of luck in finding someone else to fill your landscaping needs.

All my best,

Sabrina

Todd and Sabrina Farber

Owners, Garden Guy, Inc.

visit us at: www.garden-guy.com

Member of the Association of Professional Landscape Designers

www.apld.com

Creating beautiful landscaping for Houston homeowners since 1991

http://www.garden-guy.com/

Isn’t that just great! Such measured and tolerant tones. She even wishes the gay people well - even though she is sure that their sin is hated to God. Can you imagine a Liberal writing such a letter? (Answer: No!)

Before: a shameful mess

After: a lovely tasteful path that even Our LORD Jesus would be pleased to walk on.

The Garden Guy really is a true believer! On the website where he advertises his wares he also advocates Christ! Christian readers will be pleased to note the following quote from the Bible about the importance of stopping female wives getting uppity:

?Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her to make her holy, cleansing her by the washing with water through the word, and to present her to Himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any blemish, but holy and blameless… each one of you also must love his wife as he loves himself, and the wife must respect her husband.”

Ephesians 5:25-33

(OK, so it isn’t the King James Bible, but sometimes we Christians have to accept that the world isn’t perfect. Not until the End Times come, anyway.)

The Garden Guy also gives the following stern warning: “The God-ordained institution of marriage is under attack in courts across the nation, and your help is needed.” Following on from this is a link to one of STR.com’s very favorite sites ? another lesson in Christian concern for gays who are being taken up the aisle to hell www.nogaymarriage.com.

What a great (Gardening) Guy he is!

Before: A tasteless disgrace.

After: Isn’t that better? (Answer: Yes!)

Incredibly, however, some liberal fags have decided to be upset at the Garden Guy’s stance ? even though it’s born of Christian charity and the hope of saving souls! They have squeeled to all their friends about how terrible they think he is on disgusting forums like the infamous gay hangout www.datalounge.com. Following on from this, they have encouraged each other to send Garden Guy disgusting emails and filled the forums on his website with foul hate about the beliefs that he holds dear to his heart.

That’s right, Christians are being persecuted, stigmatized and discriminated against just because of the beliefs they hold. (Beliefs, let’s not forget, which The Bible itself tells us to have!)

Most of the comments are too disgusting to post here - and there are all kinds of baffling references to Mr Ferber’s root that I just didn?t understand. However, you can get an impression of the general tone from this email here, which just drips with hate and insult:

I had a child @ 17. I wasn’t married at the time.

My son is a freshman @ UT.

Am I a sinner? Is my punishment an unkept yard?

‘Mother’

Is that supposed to be funny? This is no laughing matter lady! You won’t be laughing in hell! You’ll be screaming!

Fortunately, a few anti-bigot Christians have started posting messages of support for the Garden Guy ? and of righteous anger against the hate messages of those disgusting shrill voiced fags who like nothing better than to cover themselves in perfume, mince around in high heels and who only stop whining when someone sticks a pen*** into their face (which they enjoy! Crazy!)

Here’s what one loving Christian said:

“You know, I see all this hate coming from the homosexual posts, not the Garden Guys. I would say the was kind of strange, but it’s not; they have had nothing but hate for heterosexuals. If we “straights” don’t accept them, well then, you have to boycot or sue. It is really rather pathetic and intolerant; quite hypocritical as well.

If “straights” do not want to associate with you, tough. Quit your whining and find another landscaper.”

How different that is from the hypocrisy of those Godless liberals? Thank Jesus Christ in heaven that someone is able to wield the sharp sword of truth in these dark days (rather than the throbbing hard male member of debauched lust)!

We at STR.com fully endorse this stance ? it’s in line with our Christian and Republican beliefs. That’s why we urge you our readers to get in touch with the Garden Guy today and show him your support.

Just click on the forum here.

It’s what Jesus would do!

God loves you all (as long as you aren’t a gay!)

Sam Johnston

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On October 24th, kids all over America are gonna speak up on behalf of the 97 million murdered pre-borns by putting red duct tape over their mouths and observing a Day of Silent Solidarity.? 97 million kids executed in cold blood by our government.? There?s a name for that kind of thing and when it happens to other people, you can bet that liberals will scream and yell that our hard earned tax dollars ought to be put to work protecting those poor, poor people.? Unless, of course, they?re Americans.? Then our hard earned tax dollars should be spent keeping the abortion mills of this country working at full capacity.? We hope that all good people of conscience will join these brave kids tomorrow in taping their mouths shut? to make the world a better place.

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Every child know that it is wrong to masturbate! Masturbation was invented by a disgusting Jewish guy with the name “Onan”. According to the Bible when God noticed that Onan masturbated He told him it is an abomination and He killed him on the spot as an example to others. There you can see how God feels about masturbation (or choking the chicken, or polishing the salami or whatever the kids call it today).

Masturbation is basically the act of simulating the sex act which itself is only meant to father children. It is a sin to have sex without the intent of having children and of course it is a sin to masturbate, there is no question about that.

It is not only against the will of God to masturbate but there are also serious health implications. Several studies show that masturbation might cause Peyronie’s disease in men and Vaginiti in women (even though I agree with Sam when he says that it is physically impossible for a woman to effectively masturbate).

The “New England Medical Journal of Vermont” says the following about Masturbation:

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions excessively, resulting in the over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin. Abundant and unusually amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively pratices masturbation.

If you feel the urge to masturbate I suggest you take a cold shower or read the bible. Once the day of judgement arrives you better have a clear conscience! There are also ways to effectively stop your child from masturbating. First of all you have to lay down the ground rules. Tell them what the bible says about masturbation and tell them that God does not love them anymore when they masturbate. If you catch your child in the act of masturbation I don’t think there is another way than to beat the child. Hard. This way they automatically connect masturbation with the feeling of severe pain. If you suspect that your kid might be a liberal then he or she might actually like the painful experience and the lesson will sadly be lost. But then, if you really have a liberal child, all hope is lost anyway.

I have two daughters myself and they assured me that they never touched themselves. I am very proud of them. On the day the marry, they will have their first sexual interaction and 9 months later they will become a mother just like I am . This is the way God wants it to be.

God bless all Godly people,
Shelley Goodman

P.S. To read the views of Pastor Bucks on masturbation click on our Problems Page!

Friends,

Take a look around you, it’s your last chance to see an endangered species: The Atheist. In a few short years they will all be gone. Atheism will be as extinct as the dodo ? a lumbering flightless bird which failed to adapt to harsh post 9/11 realities.

In his table talk entry for 25/1/1942, Hitler says he favors theories that about 10,000 years ago a catastrophe happened between the Moon and the Earth, with floods and fires , causing a calamitous collapse of the golden civilisations which existed then, and leaving just a few people alive on the world, who were able to find higher ground. (Hitler also claims the Bible contains a garbled recollection of this event) — Stephen Carr. Is it just a co-incidence that this is exactly what atheists and neo-Darwinists believe?

The “golden days” of atheism were perhaps the days of Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union. That was a time when atheist thought was not only fashionable, it was compulsory. In Nazi Germany, anybody who failed to follow Hitler’s belief in Darwinian evolution could be sent to a concentration camp, which itself was the ultimate expression of atheist philosophy. Stalin sent Christ’s followers to the Gulags, a terrible network of hidden prisons.

Hitler stated: ‘The consequence of this racial purity, universally valid in Nature, is not only the sharp outward delimitation of the various races, but their uniform character in themselves. The fox is always a fox, the goose a goose, the tiger a tiger, etc., and the difference can lie at most in the varying measure of force, strength, intelligence, dexterity, endurance, etc., of the individual specimens. But you will never find a fox who in his inner attitude might, for example, show humanitarian tendencies toward geese, as similarly there is no cat with a friendly inclination toward mice.’

However the bible clearly states that:

“The wolf will live with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with the young goat; The calf, the young lion, and the fattened calf together; and a little child will lead them.” (isaiah 11:6)

Hitler’s views were in clear opposition to the bible, and identical to those of modern-day “scientists”.

All atheists harbor exactly the same world-view as Josef Stalin and Adolph Hitler. We Christians have been charged by God to contain the threat that Atheism poses to the world’s liberty. I guess extinction isn’t always a bad thing!

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

PFC Michael Rob here with another dispatch from the war against Islamofascism! First of all, I want to say sorry for not writing you sooner. After my last letter, I got in a whole heap of trouble ? it seems that a bunch of liberals didnt like me saying mean things about the terrorists, and sent the U.S. Marines a whole bunch of which eventually got to my C.O. He really loved my article but ordered me to stay away from liberals for a month or so! And that was a month ago, and now I am back with an all new letter.

So, did you hear the news from Iraq? This is the month they call Ramadan, the time of year when Terrorists are not allowed to eat anything for a whole month. Naturally they get angry, and start shooting off their guns, and we marines start shooting back. Soon we are going to shoot the last terrorist and our work here will be done, but until then we’ve got to stay the course, and there’s no time of year when I’d like to be home more than the crazy month of Ramadan.

Ramadan Prank: We caught this islamofascist after one of our informers reported him criticizing our President. We made him sit on top of the KFC and told him that if he didnt keep eating Zingers we would shoot his sister. In the night he fell asleep and hit the ground and broke his leg. Thanks to the U.S. marines, this islamofascist’s reign of terror is over!

I just want to re-iterate the point I made last month about liberal media: We soldiers are sick to death of liberals criticizing our mission. There isnt a single marine in my unit who isnt prepared to stick with this mission till terrorism is a thing of the past. The U.S. Marines never quit!

The food in Iraq used to be sh**, but it’s cool now. We’ve got McDonalds, Taco Bell and they just opened a walmart in the Green-Zone. Another cool Ramadan prank is to chow-down right infront of a group of islamofascists. If they get all upity we just call in an airstrike. Isnt that hilarious?

Last week a liberal journalist asked me how I felt about the fact that no WMDs were found in Iraq. I could have punched that woman, because I knew she was trying to bash our president. It’s a typical liberal ploy - she was really asking me if I thought that the President had lied about WMDs in Iraq.

I told the woman that we Marines don’t care about WMDs, we are here to fight the battle of Good against Evil. What could be a better reason to fight a war than that? I told her that we were here because God wanted us to be here, and that he needs us to kill his enemies, the Islamofascists.

It would have been great if we’d found those WMDs, and Lord knows we looked hard. Saddam probably gave the WMDs to his allies the Iranians before his evil empire fell. But just because we haven’t found the WMDs, doesn’t mean they were never here… and we found something worse than WMDs, we found evil.

These golden arches are a sign of progress and civilisation. Every time I bite into a quarter-pounder with Cheese, I know it’s God’s way of thanking the hard-working soldiers of the USA.

Thats all for me this week. I’m praying to God to help me through Ramadam. My buds think we can stop these terrorists fighting by force-feeding them KFC. When they have a full stomach they might come to know the Love of Jesus.

PFC Michael Rob,
US MARINES
Haditha,
Al-Abnar Province
Iraq

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Congratulations to the Rev James Dobson on the birth of his grandson, Lincoln!? In celebration, Rev. Dobson shared some humorous stories with the audience of a Stand Up For The Family rally in Tennessee.? Ain?t no one can tell a joke like a Christian can, so I?m gonna just shut up and turn you over to the comedy stylings of the Rev. James Dobson!

God is Love!

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Dear STR Readers:

I am sure you all would like to know more about the great Authors of this website. That is why I came up with the idea of starting this interview series. I hope you enjoy it.

Barbara: Shelley, first of all, thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Shelley: My pleasure Barbara.

Barbara: Shelley, what made you start your website, ShelleyTheRepublican.com?
Shelley: I just felt I had to do something for America. You know I have been a political activist since I was a teenager, but now I have to take care of my family and the website is a great way of combining my love for my family with my love for my country.

Barbara: ShelleyTheRepublican.com is quite a sucess with over one million visitors a year and over 700 articles online. How has this huge success changed your life?
Shelley: Most people in my life know what I do and most of them are very supportive and congratulate me on my success, but of course there are some liberal democ-rats here in Iowa City that really hate me intensely. I received several death threats from militant gay groups and the so called “Democrats for Clinton” group. The FBI is investigating the worst series of death threats from a guy called ‘Armando Liberius’ from San Francisco. This guy even sent me a severed dog head in the mail! My youngest daughter Emily openend the package. She has nightmares ever since.

Barbara: How do you deal with this huge amount of hate from the liberals?
Shelley: It is hard but I feel I have to go on for the good of America. If I stop doing what I do best then they have won. I can not let that happen.

Barbara: How do you find the time to write this huge amount of articles? I am a STR writer myself but I barely have the time to write one article a month.
Shelley: I have a strict discipline and timetable for every day of the week. After I took care of my husband and my two darlings I sit down every night for about 2 to 3 hours to answer mails and write articles. I could not do it alone though. To be honest I was close to giving up before my friend Tristan Shuddery came along and helped me out a lot. Over time I got more immensely great writers for STR: Sam, Michael, Kenny and Billy-Bob with his “Briefly Patriotic” series. Every one of these guys is a genius and a great American hero. I own them a lot. Let me also take this chance and thank my webmaster, Steve Klyne, of xooxs.com. He keeps the website going from the purely technical side.

Barbara: What are you plans for the future?
Shelley: I want to see my children grow up to be great Republicans. Maybe I am am lucky one of my kids will sign up for military service. That would make me so proud! I will also continue to maintain my website. You can rely on at least 300 new articles every year for many years to come. I think STR.com can really make a difference and influence the American political landscape.

Barbara: We have elections coming up next month. What do you think? Who is going to win?
Shelley: No question about that. There will not only be another two Republican years but many many more after that. I am convinced that our next president will be Jeb Bush or Bill Frist.

Barbara: Thank you Shelley, God bless you.
Shelley: God bless America, Barbara!