Briefly Patritoic - Friday Funnies
(Sorry for being late on this!? I had to help a friend rescue his?daughter from?her Muslim boyfriend and start the deprogramming process.? I hope you understand.)?
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I told y?all that I was gonna try to keep Fridays light and even though the election that will decide the fate of all humanity looms close enough to smell sulfur and hear Satan?s laughter, I?m gonna stick to my promise.? Because like my friend, Terrible Tommy says, if you?re wound too tight then you gotta step back and take a second look at things.? Even as the world descends into the dark and bottomless hole of Hell it?s important to remember that, like terrorists and liberals, Satan hates happiness.? So ? here?s a little knock knock joke to help break the ice at the next secular party you go to.
Knock Knock
(Who?s there)
Jesus
(Jesus who?)
Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior of the world!? What are you a Jew!?
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Sorry for being late on this! I had to help a friend rescue his daughter from her Muslim boyfriend and start the deprogramming process. I hope you understand.
Well, I hope neither that boyfriend nor your friends daughter sue you.
the election that will decide the fate of all humanity
Now that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s exagerrating. What should happen if Bush looses. There were no disasters last weekend, so there will be none when Bush looses.
Although… if Bush gets voted again, then it could mean the end of freedom throughout the world.
Satan hates happiness
Well, as I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m a servant of Satan (in your eyes) then why do I enjoy being happy and having happy people around me?
Knock Knock
(Who?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s there)
Jesus
(Jesus who?)
Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior of the world! What are you a Jew!?
What?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the funny thing about it? I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get that joke.
PS: Hey, Billy, why are you displayed two times on the map of patriots? and why is Tristan not displayed at all?
The German Guy
For a better world:
IMPEACH BUSH!
That was the lamest joke I’ve ever read! Jews have heard of Jesus! There’s even a group of converts called Jews for Jesus! Some Jews believe He existed but they don’t believe He was the messiah & they still wait for one. By the way, Muslims believe Jesus was a prophet, they don’t believe He was the Son of God though. I guess Muslim haters & anti-semites like you who can’t tolerate or understand freedom of religion for non-Christians want to deny that moderate Muslims even exist or that Jews are varied in their religious & political beliefs. This self righteous one-true-religion mentality with intolerance for other faiths is really sad. Your idea of humor, like most of your warped ideas is unfunny, actually pathetic! I feel sorry for you if you’re so blind you never see the truth & if you stubbornly remain that way.
posting a picture called “hitler cat” and making a bad religion joke on jews … that’s one hell of a sense of humor you got …
Knock Knock
(Who’s there)
Jesus
(P*** the f*** off.)
I’m here all week.
Not only is your joke anti semitic it’s also blasphemous to Christians.
How dare you paint cats in an evil light! May you burn in hell with all the other cat hate hating dog lovers!!! You have sex with dogs I bet! I would sick my cat on you but I don’t want her to be infected by your filthy evilness. Everyone know that all cats go to heaven.
Wow, Billy, self pwn.
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Man, I’ve taken so many drugs today that I could laugh at the end of the world, but really, I jsut dont get that joke at all. Where is the funny bit?
Crazy.
I just can’t keep up with you right wingers some time.
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I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d think I have another joke, which might be better:
Knock Knock
(Who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s there?)
George
(George who?)
George Bush
(*sound of a gun getting loaded*)
BOOM!
@Lance: Please, Lance, we honestly don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care about your drug adictions. Could you tell that someone else?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Hi Shelley,
Just wanned you to review this article,
http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/14.11/atheism.html
Bye.
German Guy, if I told your joke here in “The Land of the Free”, the SS(Secret Service) would be investigating me for threatening the pRESIDENT! I could get in trouble for saying what the traditional punishment was for treason if I was referring to the Bush Regime! Anyway, here’s a joke for you: “knock-knock” ‘who’s there’ “Osama” ‘Osama who’ “You’ve forgotten me already,George?”
@Danny Dito:
That one was good!
Another one:
Knock Knock
(Who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s there?)
WMD
(What WMD?)
The one you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve forgotten in Iraq, George.
PS: I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve first wanted to make the other joke with someone like Rush Limbaugh. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s really easy to change it.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“LET’S MAKE TERRORISM HISTORY- VOTE REPUBLICAN” Now THAT’S funny! Poppy Bush made terrorism history when he & his CIA cronies backed the Mujahadeen(aka Al Qaeda)! I’ll bet Bush Jr. has been backing them too! And if Al Qaeda doesn’t do a terrorist act before election day, the government terrorists in the CIA,MI6 & Mossad will likely stage one like they did on 9/11!
I almost forgot, US Naval ships are in the Persion Gulf where they may pull a “Gulf of Tonkin” style incident to start a war with Iran by election day!
I think I speak for the entire jewish community when I say, I hate you. Also I do belive Jesus existed, but he was not messiah.