Sunday Prayer - November 19 2006
Dear Lord
Thank you for your bounty on this day.
Thank you for the USA.
Thank you for letting me live here - the greatest country on God’s (Your!) Earth.
Thank you for your bounty on this day.
Thank you for the USA.
Thank you for letting me live here - the greatest country on God’s (Your!) Earth.
Dear Lord
Please kill Morgan Spurlock.
Please kill his vegan wife too.
She is a shrill woman who needs to eat some decent American beef.
And the sight of his mustache just makes me mad.
Dear Lord
Please take these liberals from our screen.
Please kill John Stewart.
And that Limey guy with glasses who’s sometime on the Daily Show, John Oliver.
Kill him most of all.
I don’t like his face and I don’t like his attitude.
And Lord, please kill those who would kill pre-borns.
Kill them so that then they know what it’s like.
Thank you for your justice LORD.
Amen.
Sam Johnston
Do you really want this man on your screens?
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Mr Spurlock almost killed himself proving a point. Give him a break.
You don’t ask God to kill people, you do your own dirty work.
if god’s love, why would he kill someone
Asking god to kill someone is
a) moot. Iven if he existed, do you really believe that he would kill someone only because some lunatic prays for it. That man is busy!
b) indecent. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think that this needs any explanation.
c) lazy. Why don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you do it yourself instead of bothering everyone else?
Sam, your Sunday Prayer quickly degenerates into a bad Joke/hate speech. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s lowest niveau.
The German Guy
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ll pray for one thing:
IMPEACH BUSH!
@ sam johnston: is that the way god teachs you?
i think it isnt.. you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re praying for the dead of other? nice one..more stuff of this and you aren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even better then terrorists which kill because theire religion
greetz from the atheistic guy from germany
What a vindictive, unbalanced person you must be, Sam.
P.S. Please, learn to use the calendar, the little ingenious invention of human race… you’d then see that Sunday is on 19th of November, not 18th.
“Do you really want this man on your screens?”
The answer is: yes!
‘Christians’, for gods sake…
Thank God, there are still true christians, not only those claiming-to-be/full of hatred…
Now I wonder why you have to tell God what to do. Those people would not live if he’d want them dead would they?
7 times the word “kill” in a presumed Christian prayer. Well, as you always say: God is love.
God is love! In most of the free world, incitement to murder is a crime.
You are such egregious hypocrites.
Hey, Sammie, talking of killing, when are the Unit coming to France?
Spurlock doesn’t deserve to die for telling McDonalds to go fuck itself.
You still fail.
Again and again you prove to us, that you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the meaning of the word love….We all know you love to hate and hate to love though… Grow up and stop acting like an infant…. You must have had a very bad childhood….
God IS LOVE, but stop saying it if you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t know the meaning…
A good way to end all the hatred in the world: move the fanatic Muslims and Christians to the Antarctic, and they could deal with their love/hate relationship, where they could harm no one…
Hallelujah! A big AMEN from Mrs. and Mrs. Jarvis Fernley for that lovely prayer. God bless you Brother Johnson! Leave it to all the p.c. weenie Veggie Nazis to get upset when you criticized their hero Morgan “Nutcase” Spurlock. You ever take a look at those zombies who work in health food stores? WHOA! Everyone of them a Godless liberal too! If that won’t make you head for McDonald’s and a couple of double cheeseburgers and a supersized order of fries, nothing will! They ought to take the Veggie Nazis and the Nicotine Nazis and send them over to Germany where they will be appreciated. Germany just loved old Adolph so they shouldn’t have any problem with these wacko weed eater nutcases. Now excuse me while I go down to McDonald’s for a couple of McGriddles, a half dozen hash browns and a gallon size cup of coffee. If I see that Spurlock weasel down there I will beat the fear of the Lord into him even if it is a Sunday morning! God bless McDonald’s and God bless America!!
Jarvis, I encourage you in this behaviour. It should shorten your life.
“?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Christians?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥, for gods sake?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?
Thank God, there are still true christians, not only those claiming-to-be/full of hatred?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ?”
Pell is right. you ARE crazy. Please, Johnston, do yourself a favor and go get some help. Professional help. psychological help.
You are not better than the “Islamofasho’s” with their Jihad! Because you are doing what you say THEY are doing: You pray for the death of other people.
And you say that you’re NOT ashamed?
Not ashamed to talk to our great father like that? You tell him what he should do and what not? Are you insane? How dare you talk to him like that!? You’re not a christian, you’re heretic.
@ Elendil
“P.S. Please, learn to use the calendar, the little ingenious invention of human race?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d then see that Sunday is on 19th of November, not 18th. ”
Have you lost your senses as well as your sense of decency? What crazy planet are you broadcasting from? What is all this talk about 18th? i thought I’d made a mistake until I checked on the page. You liberals are just hopeless! I shudder to think what it will be like when the Deomc-RAT reign of terror starts.
Thank you Jarvis, you truly are a man of God.
By the way, I’d advise all Christian readers to click on the link in Jarvis’ name and view his site. It really is a beautiful thing to see.
Not everyone who works in a health food store,eats health food or is a vegetarian is a liberal! I’ll bet some are Republicans & Christians! And McDonalds’ “food” is mass produced crap! You can get better food in a “mom & pop” diner! Praying Morgan Spurlock will die for criticizing a steady diet of fast food? That sounds like an Islamic fundamentalist fatwa! What if someone prayed you’d get a heart attack or mad cow disease from eating at fast food restaurants? I wouldn’t no matter how much I dislike you, even if I hated you I wouldn’t stoop so low! You are so full of hatred at anyone who refuses to conform to your narrow point of view or dares to challenge it, it’s sickening! I’m opposed to anyone forcing me to live by their rules, whether they’re vegan Demo-Nazi New Age fanatics or Republi-nazi Christian fundamentalist fanatics, but I don’t hate someone merely for criticizing junk food or questioning my beliefs & assumptions, especially if they need to be questioned!
@Sam
“It really is a beautiful thing to see.” - I see you have redefined the word ‘beautiful’ now!
Just leaving Antibes to return to Montpellier, would be thrilled to see the Unit on my doorstep. I think I gave you the address a while back.
USA have got some nice beaches…
Until recently there was one thing i never understood though….
…What were all the whales doing up there????
…But know i understand,..It wasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t whales, it was Republicans resting after a visit to the local MCDonalds…
So no need to save the whales here :o)
True Christian (what a laugh that is!) you are not a citizen of this great country of ours so you are a little unclear on the concept. What you really saw on that beach, what looked like whales, was a bunch of fat liberal lezbos having one of their man hating love ins. They were doing some “diving for bearded clams” if you know what I mean and I think you do! Excuse me Lord but that’s as polite as I could put it on a Christian website. I would imagine that beach was in San Francisco, wasn’t it? Now just shut up and mind your own business you foreigner!
FUCK AMERICA
Well done lol, you’ve lowered the debate to a level that liberals can understand.
Lol, you guys are truely lame! But seriously, why do you really want Spurlock to be killed? Because he proved a lobbyistic industry supported mainly by republicans to be a serious health threat to America’s people? After all McDonalds didn’t deny any of this, in fact they did draw some consequences.
Honestly, I like McD’s Food, I really do. I went to get a supersized cheeseburger menu at the local McD’s after I’d seen this movie, it made me really hungry. But praying to a god (can’t be THE God, because the Lord would disapprove of such behaviour instantely, painfully and without mercy) is really weak.
@ Sam Johnston
now you know why I do not believe in your so called version of the christian religion…. geez can you have anymore hatred then you already do? now tell me if I am wrong. Isnt one of the 10 commandments tho shall not kill? and here you are wanting several people killed.. Oh yea I guess thats why you are praying to whatever god it is you pray to, to kill people instead of you doing what you want done so you wont get punished.. like someone has already said.. go seek help.. and professional help at that… so the god you pray to and the heaven and hell you believe in is yours. I dont know what type of christian you consider yourself. but I do know its not the type that i know.. You never seem to fail at making me laugh at you.
“now you know why I do not believe in your so called version of the christian religion”
Dear lesbianism,
I’m religous, and I think you know that. Just let me tell you that not every christian religion is like the american BELIEVE to be christian. As example, in greece, also the orthox church, nobody would disciminate you for being lesbian or whatever. This morbid hate only exists in the USA. Please don’t throw me into the same kettle like them.
Greetings
Reclaimer
They ought to take the Veggie Nazis and the Nicotine Nazis and send them over to Germany where they will be appreciated.
Sorry, but we have lots of smokers and mc-donalds-visitors, too. But I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t mind them. Live and let live.
Germany just loved old Adolph so they shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have any problem with these wacko weed eater nutcases.
Yeah, everybody down here loved him so much that we tried to get rid of him countless times. Best example: Claus von Stauffenberg trying to blow up Hitler in 1944. Unluckily, he survived.
If I see that Spurlock weasel down there I will beat the fear of the Lord into him even if it is a Sunday morning!
Watch out Jarvis, he might have some friends or fans close by. You could be the one gettin beaten up.
Now just shut up and mind your own business you foreigner!
OR WHAT?
Well done lol, you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve lowered the debate to a level that liberals can understand.
No. He brought it down to a level where you actually stand some chance to win the debate, though. But only a chance.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Ooooh! One German tried to blow Adolph up! I’m impressed! We’ve seen the newsreels of hundreds of thousands of people applauding him in the street and kissing the ground he walked upon. To this day you have many Germans and other nut cases saying he was just misunderstood and the holocaust didn’t happen!
It figures you don’t mind the smokers and McDonald’s too. If you tolerated Adolph you would tolerate anybody! With the baggage your country is carrying, you shouldn’t be criticizing ANYBODY you Nazi loving prick!
Dear Reclaimer,
Im sorry if it sounded as I was putting every christian in that cat I was talking about. I know that every christian does not think like that. I was refering to the ones who did. I know several gay people who are christians, so I am sorry if it sounded as I put u in that cat.
THE KILLER IS THE BUSH ADMIN
Ooooh! One German tried to blow Adolph up! I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m impressed! We?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve seen the newsreels of hundreds of thousands of people applauding him in the street and kissing the ground he walked upon. To this day you have many Germans and other nut cases saying he was just misunderstood and the holocaust didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t happen!
Yeah. But I did not want to say that a majority was against him. I just said that not everyone was for him. Oh and that one man had a lot of hlp (although neither the Western Allies nor the Russians wanted to help him). And he was not the only one.
And as i stated before, I hate nazis. Ok. So tolerating Adolf? HELL NO! Yes, we have some extreme nutcases like every other country. Although you can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t bring up lies about the holocaust in Germany. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s agains the law.
What should I mind McDonalds? If someone is ruining his health there, why should I intervene. The same is for smoking. Smoking is not prohibitted in Germany. I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like the smell, though and say it to everyone smoking a cig in my face.
With the baggage your country is carrying, you shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t be criticizing ANYBODY you Nazi loving prick!
1. Thanks for the personel attack. Very polite.
2. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s over for 60 years now. Most Germans living today weren?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t even born then or were children too young to really realise what was happening. Condemning the children for what the parents have done. Riiiight. Then we could condemn every american living today for the near-extinction of the Indians.
3. As I said: I HATE NAZIS.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Proud German: Don’t mind personal attacks, they do occur whenever people run out of reasonable arguments. We both know that in fact very many Germans, if not most of the population, did not like Adolf Hitler. However people were scared and they had good reason to be scared. Luckily approximately 35% of the German population was later forced under another dictatorship where again you had to be very careful with what you said (or thought of aloud).
That whole prayer thing was ridiculous.You should never pray for anyone to die.
Jon Stewart is amazing and as for John Oliver, not only is he incredibly funny he’s by far their funniest correspondent, but he is also BRITISH HOTTIE how can you not like his face??!
@Sam Johnston and you’re the lowest repubtard of all time.