Brothers in arms
If you were foolish enough to believe the lies put about by the liberal media, you’d think our troops are having a terrible time in Iraq. “Bring them home,’ they wail. “They hate it there! They miss their Moms! They’re scared of the evil Muslims!”
“Boo hoo! Diddums!” That’s what I say. And I also say: “Crap.”
Our troops aren’t cowards as the liberals like to imply. Those boys ain’t scared of no towel-heads. They kick ass and they’re having the time of their young lives out there in that desert.
Don’t believe me? Well, just watch this video.
Isn’t that great?! Where else would you get to test some serious artillery on real live targets? Where else do you get to speed around in heavy armor playing rock and roll at full volume? Who wouldn’t laugh at seeing a buddy eating a cigarette end while your tank steams into battle? Wouldn’t you just love to stick a crowbar in a wrecked old car some time? I know I would. In fact, if I weren’t required on the home front, I’d sign up tomorrow.
And the best thing about it is that as having so much fun, those brave soldiers are destroying terrorism one towel-head at a time!
Unbelievably, however, now the liberals have been moaning and whining about these videos appearing on youtube.com. Because it’s been proved that our troops are having a good time, those crafty enemies of America have moved the goalposts and started going on about abuses of so-called human rights. (Conveniently forgetting the lack of concern showed for the human rights of decent Americans on September 11).
Their chief complaint seems to be about this video:
And what’s wrong with ensuring the Iraqi kid gets a little exercise? Plus, if he wasn’t enjoying himself he’d have stopped running much sooner. It’s a free country after all. The kid can do what he likes nowadays! (Unlike under Saddam, whose Republican Guard would have shot the little tyke’s face off as soon as they saw him).
Some liberals are also complaining that the kid didn’t get the water in the end. But that’s just typical ? those Democ-rats just want to spread their ugly hand-out culture to the Iraqis as well.
Sure, the kid didn’t get his water, but he did learn a valuable life lesson there ? one that will stand him in far greater stead than a few useless drops of H20. That lesson is simple: There’s no such thing as a free handout. If only Democrat voters understood that simple fact.
Next time he’s thirsty, that young man will not just expect to receive a free bottle of water. He’ll know that he’s gotta earn it. From this life-changing experience he might even feel inspired to get a job and maybe even go join the Iraqi police-force: A newly reformed institution that is helping bring freedom and American values to the formerly islamofascist nation of Iraq!
What a great day he had! And all thanks to our troops!
God Bless them! And may He bless you too!
Sam Johnston
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Sam,
really cool videos! Heck, this makes me wanna joing the Army! I love it!
You know what? America invented being cool!
Yes, this and 1000 more things your troops do there, including the rape of girls, killing of innocents and abuse of prisoners.
America didn’t invented being cool, also invented being fool, ignorant, being hated by half of the world’s population and to get inside of matters that doesn’t concern to itself.
You should be concerned about what are you going to say before say something like that. See beyond your borders, there’s a whole world to discover.
Towel-head? do you know that exists a word for that called “turban”? I guess you don’t know enough words to name things beyond Iowa.
As I allready said before, you are totaly hearless, and you juste don’t have enough brain to imagine what those children suffer.
This kind of behaviour can just provide terrorist groups with more new recruit.
Those silly soldiers are a shame, they should be judge, and rejected of the army without any help to retrun to civil life.
How can you believe irakies will be thankfull to americans when they see them as enemy ?
This is one of the reasons why the campain in Irak is such a disaster.
I really, really hope it will lead to the rejection of Bush and all of his criminal friends at the presidential elections to come.
if it’s that cool over there, why don’t you all join the army? And don’t come up with a lame excuse like ‘I have to take care of my child’
Sam, you’re not required on your home front. Join the Army, go ahead.
Shelley does have to look after her child. Plus, she’s a woman and women shouldn’t fight. Plus, she’s too rich to join the army. She is needed at home raising the tax funds that will pay for the high tech weapons those brave men will wield and donating to the republican party that supports them.
> Plus, she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s too rich to join the army.
That’s too bad for her:
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. (Mark 10:25, Luke 18:25)
You make me sick, You absoultely make me sick,… Your nobrain, Antichristian Views are so disgusting, inhumane, and lack every aspect of morality….You are a disgrace to the human race… You make Hitler look like an alterboy…..
Sam,
I think women should be able to defend America by fighting!
But you are right, I should stay at home and fight for America by raising funds for the GOP.
This country made me rich, I want to give something back to her!
Shelley Goodman
9/11 was an inside job,Al Qaeda is a CIA front, the US government invaded a sovereign nation, the occupation breeds hatred & makes real Islamic terrorism inevitable, Iraq & the USA are losing freedoms & the world will be enslaved under a one world totalitarian socialist government, the New World Order! Iraqis & US troops are being poisoned by depleted uranium, genocidal atrocities commited by US & British troops are being covered up, our border with Mexico is being routinely crossed by illegal aliens,the National Guard is being used in Iraq with few left here to guard our state & national borders(which was supposed to be their sole purpose to begin with, to act as a militia!) & terrorists we’re stirring up in the Iraqi occupation may soon sneak in if they haven’t already! The economy is on the verge of collapse partly due to the billions spent on a perpetual war for perpetual peace(an idea right out of Orwell’s 1984), the US government is using every excuse to spy on us & control our lives, supposedly to make us “safe”! So, you can go wave your Chinese made “American” flag & call yourself “patriotic” all you want while you tell me how “free” we are thanks to the Bush Regime’s war OF terrorism, but I’m not stupid! I know the fed-gov is full of TRAITORS & TYRANTS,Republicans & Democrats alike! You SHEEPLE haven’t got a clue as to what true liberty & patriotism is all about! You blindly obey illegitimate authority & blindly believe every LIE SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT! You’re a bunch of FOOLS for FASCISM! Shout your hollow slogans like SUPPORT THE TROOPS while underfunded VA hospitals will soon become overcrowded with vets DYING of CANCER from DEPLETED URANIUM & those with POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER from observing or participating in GENOCIDE in Iraq, soon to be Iran & whoever else gets in the way of the New World Order! We’re becoming a POLICE STATE in what used to be a free country & soon the world will be ENSLAVED! You chickenhawks & sheep can be cheerleaders for this insanity all you want, YOU MAKE ME SICK!
Shelley:”You know what? America invented being cool!”
O’rly?
i thought america invented beeing fat as hell, ignorance, stupidity and of course the most idiotic people at this planets surface (yes, i am reffering to you str.com…)
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle breene, Hilsen Mr.X
Why cant the liberals see the great time our troops are having in Iraq? It would be cruel to send them home before their mission is accomplished. We promised the Iraquis freedom and that is what we are going to deliver if we have to kill every last towelhead islamofascist to accomplish. Now what of these alleged “human rights violations”?
Well the way I see it liberals like nothing more to cuss and moan about our brave troops. Next thing they will be calling our soldiers “war criminals”. We at STR.com say “Save The Soldiers”.
Sam, you said “Next time he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s thirsty, that young man will not just expect to receive a free bottle of water. He?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll know that he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s gotta earn it.”
I think you’re right. So next time, he’s thirsty, he’ll take a gun and shoot some american soldiers to take their water. And that doesn’t make him a terrotist… After all, isn’t it what USA did with the Iraqi oil ??
If you want your troop have fun send them at Disney it will be less expensive for USA …more than 2000 billion of dollars … I hope they have really great fun !!!
4 american are kidnapped this week in irak , I’m sure it’s a peacefull country now!
2400 brave men died, 17000 injure …sure they have good time …
Well, those kids have learnt a lesson, they have to work to get water. Let’s admit it. Now, seeing they are too young to get a job, they have to find another way. If they were to find weapons, maybe they would shoot your soldiers to get water, then your soldiers would shoot back, of course, leading to child war casualty. Bad, bad publicity, you wouldn’t want that, right? so give them water.
“Where else do you get to speed around in heavy armor playing rock and roll at full volume?”
Rock and roll? I thought STR only supported country music and gospel? But hey, a good rock is fine too. I recommend playing ’sunday bloody sunday’ while slaughtering innocernt people, it would be fun!
-Godless french
“war is a serious business”
oh yeah, they love it to get killed
As well as being total nutcases (just read Danny Ditto above for an example of that) liberals wouldn’t know what fun was if it hit them right in their ugly faces. Their idea of fun is having a veggie burger and bottled water party and masturbating over Michael Moore and Al Gore propaganda videos and later taking a collection for disabled persons of color lezbo hermorphadites. They totally lack a sense of humor as John Kerry demonstrates every time he opens his lieying mouth. It’s a good thing they are not over in Iraq because these worthless commie cowards would be hiding behind every rock. God bless our boys for having fun over there in that dung hole as well as kicking some serious towel head butt! Next stop Iraq and then North Korea! Gung Ho says this old Marine and proud born again Christian and Republican!
Heard the news? Over 130 dead in Sadr City. the biggest attack for 3 years. Mission Accomplished? More like Failure Accomplished!
Isn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t that great?! Where else would you get to test some serious artillery on real live targets?
What live targets. From their behaviour, they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re on a shooting range. And calling some rifles and a 20mm automatic cannon heavy artillery? Damn, then my one (120mm tank cannon9 could be called really heavy!
But shooting big stuff at training targets is fun!
Here a docu about my tank:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JxuUbcaQHQ&mode=related&search=
And here some fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpXhGVRusRI&mode=related&search=
And here some exercise footage I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve found on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ94g6nDNo8&mode=related&search=
Where else do you get to speed around in heavy armor playing rock and roll at full volume?
Every exercise place in the world.
In fact, if I weren?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t required on the home front, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d sign up tomorrow.
Now that sounds like a lame excuse…
Unbelievably, however, now the liberals have been moaning and whining about these videos appearing on youtube.com. Because it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s been proved that our troops are having a good time, those crafty enemies of America have moved the goalposts and started going on about abuses of so-called human rights. (Conveniently forgetting the lack of concern showed for the human rights of decent Americans on September 11).
So, they violated human rights thus you may do it,too, or what? that would make you as bad as them you know.
What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrong with that, I ask you? They?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re just having a little play around. Do liberals have no sense of humor?
So holiding a bottle of water in the face of a thirsty kid and then driving in front of him to make you chase is fun? Wow, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to know what the boy thinks about it. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s quite a brutal thing.
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a free country after all. The kid can do what he likes nowadays! (Unlike under Saddam, whose Republican Guard would have shot the little tyke?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s face off as soon as they saw him).
Yeah, you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re free to starve or get shot. Btw, i doubt that the rep Guard (who was an army unit, not a police force) would have shot that little boy for chasing their vehicle.
@David: AMEN!
Why cant the liberals see the great time our troops are having in Iraq? It would be cruel to send them home before their mission is accomplished. We promised the Iraquis freedom and that is what we are going to deliver if we have to kill every last towelhead islamofascist to accomplish. Now what of these alleged ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?human rights violations?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ??
Yeah, killing everybody will make the country free. Sort of…
As well as being total nutcases (just read Danny Ditto above for an example of that) liberals wouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know what fun was if it hit them right in their ugly faces.
I have relatives with some experiences in war and some experiences (Cold War) myself and all that I can say is: WAR IS NO FUN! A lot of (good!) people are dying before their time.
Next stop Iraq and then North Korea! Gung Ho says this old Marine and proud born again Christian and Republican!
You already were in Iraq. And North Korea? Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t they have a nuke. Wow, would be fun to see Washington vanish in a big flash. Of course, as overstrechted as the US armed forces are right now, you would fail to deliver anything to Iran or North Korea.
The German Guy
WAR IS NO FUN!
IMPEACH BUSH!
“Towel-head? do you know that exists a word for that called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?turban?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?? I guess you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know enough words to name things beyond Iowa.”
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The turban is a Sikh thing, not muslim.
“Towelhead” is a reference to the piece of cloth they force their women to wear.
“Shelley does have to look after her child. Plus, she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a woman and women shouldn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t fight. Plus, she?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s too rich to join the army. She is needed at home raising the tax funds that will pay for the high tech weapons those brave men will wield and donating to the republican party that supports them.”
I cant believe it… So, how did you get rich? By writing this articles for the bush government?
Dudes, wake up. Sure str.com wants everybody to get down to iraq and fight not for their homeland… but for the money from people like Shelley. SHE WOULD N.E.V.E.R. risk her ass getting shot or hanged or whatever. No, she wants that YOU risk your life for HER, because she’s too scared. And don’t forget to smoke, too! Do you smoke, shelley? I bet you don’t…
And, btw: High Tech Weapons? You call something that gets jammed every second shot, like the M4 and the M16 Assault Rifle, a high tech weapon? Even the kalashnikov is better than your high tech weapons, bitch.
Yours in Christ
Reclaimer
“What?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrong with that, I ask you? They?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re just having a little play around. Do liberals have no sense of humor?
And what?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wrong with ensuring the Iraqi kid gets a little exercise? Plus, if he wasn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t enjoying himself he?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥d have stopped running much sooner. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s a free country after all.”
Sense of humor, you ask? Sense of humor? These children were fucking thirsty, THAT’s the reason why they run the whole way. They didn’t want to DIE of thirst, is that so hard to understand, even for a republicunt like you?
It’s a free country? Would you like to have Iraqi military forces everywhere around? But HEY, the USA would still be free, a free country after all. Then we could see you running for water because they had to blow up the local water provision :) but don’t worry, that’s a great exercise =D
@Shelley: I hope the same will happen to your children in their life… I hope they won’t be so dumb like you, but there’s not much hope… Nicht alle Kinderm??rder sind Arschl??cher, merk ich grad, denn die Kinder von der werden genau so sein wie die selber…
Yours in Christ
Reclaimer
Jarvis, I’m neither a nutcase OR a damned liberal you Neo-Nutzi pinhead! I said “socialism sucks & so do socialists!” Does that sound like the words of a liberal? Liberalism is SOCIALISM you blithering idiot! You Republicrat NATIONAL SOCIALIST clowns on this site keep trying to paint a simpleton’s picture of the USA in which ANYONE who disagrees with your bullshit is a “liberal traitor terrorist lover”! YOU are the NUTCASE! I don’t have paranoid delusions that every average Joe Democrat is plotting to turn everyone gay & help backwards poorly armed Mideast cartoon bogeymen without an army,navy or airpower take over the USA! Nor do I practically worship the Republicrat Ruling Elite & suffer from delusions of grandeur, like you do, that with your help they are going to make evil miraculously disappear from the face of the Earth!
Oh, I forgot to add; nobody loves peace like a soldier.
So, you say they like being there, maybe its true, they willingly joined, but I must say, murdering is no fun, you think is fun to kill other living beings? you think they like to kill other humans? Do you know the stess they suffer, or the irreversable psicological damage that killing someone is likely to make? I’m sure you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t…
Poor kid, I know what he will really learn “The US Army is bad, they find it funny to torture us”. His just a kid for tux’s sake! He might be dying if he still isn’t dead, out of thist, out of hunger, out of haveing half of his body dissintegrated by a fucking bomb launched by your fucking army who enjoys killing innocents.
Then, when all the damage is done you ask why and swear not to do it again, like whith Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And I’m pretty sure you are so fucked up you will, one again, repeat the tragedy, may be not whith nukes, but it will happen again because of people like you who think killing is enjoyable, who think killing is okay…
Oh, by the way, if you support your army so much, why don’t you join them? why don’t you go get yourself used as chopped liver for the sake of an evil mastermind Bush is? why don’t you kill yourself after realising the truth? or, better, why don’t you go seaching for the real terrorists, or do you believe being muslim makes you terrorist? if you didn’t know it, they have the same religious basis as you, both come from the jewish religion, both “gods” (they are the same for Torvalds sake!) gave the same message, love, the difference is they believe they must defend themselves, you believe you must kill them, just like you did (and i’m pretty sure YOU do) with every other religion.
Espero que sepas espa??Ǭ±ol asi podes entender lo que digo en mi idioma natal. SOS UNA PUTA DE MIERDA, NO TENES DECENCIA, NO PODES DECIR QUE EL ASESINATO QUE SE LLEVA A CABO EN MEDIO ORIENTE ESTA BIEN PORQUE NO LO ESTA. Lo lamento por tu madre, pero sos una hija de puta, decir q todos esos crimenes estan bien es lo mismo que autodeclararte “Basura del siglo”, decir que Linux es “malo”, que windows no esta repleto de agujeros y que los rusos se van a molestar en joder a las personas para que usen linux es lo mas pelotudo que podes decir; es como decir que todas esas entrevistas son ciertas, nadie puede ser tan pelotudo por el amor de Tux, Stalman y Torvalds!
Those soldiers are having “fun” playing Wiccan(witchcraft) Metal like Godsmack(whose music was used in a recent US Navy recruitment ad!) & Deathmetal! And I thought you “Christian Republicans” were against witches in the military & young people listening to Deathmetal!
what about you pussy boy sam why arent you fighting in iraq. are you also to rich. why dont you donate all your money to the GOP “grand oil party” become poor so you can go to iraq. dumb ass liar. you dont want to go to iraq. if they made a commity to convince you made up of bush christ and your mom you still wouldn’t go.
Up next on STR: brokeback bible and how the good book makes little Sammy horny for Jesus.
The military bombed Iraq’s infrastructure so drinking water was contaminated with raw sewage! The boy who didn’t get bottled water( it’s a “handout” when government attempts to replace needed fresh water when they’re responsible for the water being contaminated in the first place?) will probably die of cholera or some other horrible disease when he has to resort to drinking filthy tapwater! Maybe that’s “funny” to Smelley & the Republicruds,but I fail to see any humor in it! You stupid sheeple disgust me!
@Arktanis: I love your language, I’m learning it @ school =)
“Espero que sepas espa??Ǭ±ol asi podes entender lo que digo en mi idioma natal. SOS UNA PUTA DE MIERDA, NO TENES DECENCIA, NO PODES DECIR QUE EL ASESINATO QUE SE LLEVA A CABO EN MEDIO ORIENTE ESTA BIEN PORQUE NO LO ESTA.”
Hablo un poco espanol… si, claro es una puta…nevermind, she’s not worth it ;) where do you come from?
BTW: Torvalds =D ? Tux ? they rule.
“decir que Linux es ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?malo?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?”
Linux es muy bien ( I’m using it myself )
Greetings
Reclaimer
Shelley you are a hypocrite! Your application of the “Speak American” philosophy is intermittent at best. Either block all non-english, or allow everything to come through!
Hello STR.com,
I think you took your little joke too far, this is just not fun. I think you should really, really, REALLY consider that maybe what you are writing just isn’t helping at all. People already hate the stereotypes you are making fun of.
Who would marry Smelly, let alone bang her?
Saddam ran an authoritarian secular regime, not a totalitarian “Islamofascist” regime! The current regime is a Shia Islamic fundamentalist one! Mainly Saddam’s political enemies were tortured,raped or killed! After the US occupation,innocent civilians were dragged off the street & thrown in prison where they were tortured,raped or killed! The Sunnis & Shiites were kept from killing each other(unlike now),Christians & Jews(yes,they lived in Iraq under Saddam’s regime!) weren’t persecuted & attacked or had to flee the country in fear for their lives(unlike now), soldiers didn’t burst into civilian homes & confiscate their guns or drag them off to prison for no reason(unlike now),liquor store owners weren’t shot at or forced to close down(unlike now),women went to college,drove cars & wore western clothing instead of covering up to satisfy Muslim law(unlike now) & barbers shaved men’s beards off without fear of being killed(unlike now)! “Liberation” is a sick farce! The current regime is even worse than Saddam’s!
When Jesus said, “Suffer the children…” HE DIDN’T MEAN THAT WAY!!!