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For years I’ve wondered why liberal school teachers and leftist university lecturers have had such a high opinion of that dreadful Limey so-called ‘poet’ William Shakespeare.

I always used to think that these pseudo-intellectual non-thinkers pretended to like the person they affectedly call the ‘bard’ to show off how ‘clever’ they are themselves. (After all, no one really understands what he’s talking about, do they? So if you claim to like him, and therefore comprehend that mad gibberish language he uses, you’re suggesting that you’ve got more brains than them that don’t. And that’s typical of liberal snobbery, left-wing one-upmanship and their continuing war against the common man!)

Now, however, Jesus has shown me a new way of understanding this bizarre phenomenon. Now I know the even sadder true truth. Liberals like Shakespeare because his mind is as degraded and perverted as theirs!

Shakespeare: No Christian would wear clothes like that.I came by this truth thanks to an intervention from a Christian reader of Shelleytherepublican.com from the UK. He informed me that “I simply had to read a book called ‘Filthy Shakespeare’ ? and do something about it.

This book was the most disgusting thing that I have read.

I was horrified to learn of the filth contained within the material written by this supposed ‘genius’. And then deeply fearful ? and enraged ? when I remembered that teachers insist on teaching his sex obsessed plays and dirty little poems to our innocent children!

It’s clearly a shameful plot to corrupt their minds.

Filthy Shakespeare. Don’t buy this sick book. Did you know for instance, that Shakespeare engaged in unholy man-love and that most of his sonnets (which we are told by liberals are the most beautiful poems ever written!!!) are addressed to a debauched aristocratic English gay boy, with whom Shakespeare intended to commit lewd acts?

Just read this:

And for a woman wert thou first created;
Till Nature, as she wrought thee, fell a-doting,
And by addition me of thee defeated,
By adding one thing to my purpose nothing.
But since she prick’d thee out for women’s pleasure,
Mine be thy love and thy love’s use their treasure.

Do you know what this means? It’s almost too disgusting to explain ? and Christians are advised not to read the following section. Here’s what ‘Filthy Shakespeare’ says:

“And you were first created to be a woman, till nature [NB as well as being a sick pervert, Shakespeare here denies God too!] fell in love with you, while she was making you. And by one addition deprived me of you, by adding a [foul word for male organ deleted] which for my purpose is no-thing. On the other hand, since she kitted you out with a [foul word for male organ deleted], this one thing that nature added is for me, equivalent to a woman’s sexual regions. You can take pleasure as women do?.”

Isn’t that disgusting? Do you really feel safe knowing that this is what your children are exposed to every day that they go to public school? Should tax money be spent on filling our libraries with this filth?

Do you need to read more?

What about Hamlet then? According to liberals it’s the best play ever written. Is that because all Hamlet ever talks about is incest, debauched lust and brothels that they like it so much? (Answer: yes!)

Hamlet prepares to kiss a skull. Is this a good role model for our children?Just look at this scene. This is what liberals call ‘artistry’:

QUEEN GERTRUDE: Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me.
HAMLET: No, good mother, here’s metal more attractive.
HAMLET: Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
OPHELIA: No, my lord.
HAMLET: I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA: Ay, my lord.
HAMLET: Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA: I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET: That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.
OPHELIA: What is, my lord?
HAMLET: Nothing.
OPHELIA: You are merry, my lord.

On the surface, this looks innocent enough, but in reality Hamlet is committing puns that would even make Satan blush. He actually here calls his mother a whore (is that really the example you want set to our children!), suggests to the chaste Ophelia that he’d like to put his male organ into her womanly region and then makes a disgusting joke based on the foulest swearword in the American language.

It’s shameful! And it doesn?t end there. This Filthy Shakespeare is a 300 page book filled with similar spewings from Shakespeare’s dirty mind.

Shame! Shame! Shame!

I could go on, in more detail, but I’m sure my intelligent Christian readers have seen quite enough now. What’s more, unlike the Deomc-RAT haters, we Republicans prefer to accentuate the positive and provide real solutions to real problems (ie rather than suggesting we sit in the dark to prevent non-existent global warming and other such leftist madness).

So, what can we do to counter the threat posed by Shakespeare? The first action to take is of course to write to your Congressman and demand that he ban this sick filth from our public institutions and stores. Protest schools and libraries disseminating his unnatural teachings and boycott bookstores selling his bawdy wares. If you see any copies of his plays, cast them back into the hellfire, which first inspired them.

Meanwhile, the other important thing to do is to suggest viable alternative to Shakespeare; works of genuine artistic integrity that you need not be afraid will be leading your children astray. As long-term STR.com readers may know, our own Tristan Shuddery is something of a playwright and the first thing to suggest is that his play is performed in the place of Shakespeare.

But unfortunately Tristan is far too busy fighting against the Linux threat to write plays every day and a more substantial body of work is needed. Fortunately, just such a body exists. The Left Behind series by Tim F LaHaye and Jerry B Jenkins is every bit as poetic and well-written as Shakespeare (better in fact!) and, more important, it’s neither seditious nor disgusting. It’s a book every parent can feel secure about their children and which even Jesus himself might well enjoy.

Left Behind: Far better than Shakespeare, morally and artistically, but still Liberal colleges refuse to teach it.On more suggestion: The Holy Bible isn’t bad either!!!!! Maybe, just maybe, children would benefit reading from that more than the works of a Limey pervert too!

Of course, liberals will start moaning about the supposed constitutional right to a separation of church and state if (heavens forbid!) children start reading about God in school. But just ignore them. They’re crazy, and mired in sin ? as their poet laureate Shakespeare proves!

God Bless You All,

Sam Johnston

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[With Thanksgiving just around the corner, Mr. Neck?is conducting a?retreat on?how to close the doors of the baby killing factories as well as?the basics of?self-representation and first aid techniques.?? He has asked that I post these clips from his favorite Christian talk show, CrossTalk America.? We thank God for Mr. Neck's work and give our Thanksgiving for the babies he and other Christians will save due to his efforts]

Ricky From Mobile

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We all know that God is punishing sinners and God is always fair in his judgement. The worst sinners will be killed by the sword but light to medium sinners will often be punished by baldness, God’s way of exposing them to the sight of society. Bald men are most likely criminals. 10 of the 19 9/11-hijackers were bald!

If you take a good look around yourself you will find baldness. If you are in Prison or in a predominantly Liberal society, baldness is more common. If you live among the Godly, in Republican communities are if you visit a church, baldness is a rare sight. It’s clear indication for how God works.

The King of the Bald : Yul Brynner. Bald men worship him like a God. Yul Brynner is not only enemy of God and America, he is also a dangerous communist!
Picture Source: BaldRUs.com
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I found this ridiculous web-site called Bald R US which could almost be funny if you forget for a moment that they are all an evil bunch of sinners.

On this web-site you can read stuff like “God created a few perfect head, on the rest he put hair.” - “I am to sexy for my hair!” - “Got Hair? Get a razor!” - “Bald men don’t need Viagra.” No, this is not funny. They are making fun of a very serious situation. God hates them, God made them get bald to punish them.

STR Quickfacts:
- 90% of all internationally wanted terrorist killers are bald. The towel their wear on their heads is the perfect cover up
- 75% of the democ-rat party leadership is bald, most of them get hair transplants
- 73% of the prison population (over the age of 35) is bald
- Baldness is more accepted in highly unmoral societies, in countries like the Netherlands or Holland and states like California and Massachusetts.
- Baldness can not be cured, there is a simple reason for that: No pill is strong enough to challenge the power of God!

Larry David, the most popular bald man alive. In his TV-Show Curb your Enthusiasm he promotes an un-Christian lifestyle. God also punished him with baldness!
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I urge you to confront sinners and reject bald people just like God does. Soon the climate in America will make it possible to arrest bald men, for the good of America. Currently it is not legal to beat bald men up, but I don’t think it is illegal to rip off their wigs and toupets. Do that! Remember, you can be a soldier for God, if you choose the righteous path!

Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman

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A lot of liberals that come by Shelley The Republican dot interpret true and honest concern for America and a belief in God as ?satire? so it?s funny that when true satire happens they mistake it for the real thing.? Michael Richards (Kramer of Seinfeld) gave one of the most satirical performances ever caught on tape and all the liberals think he was serious!? ?Don?t you know not to talk when a white man is talking,? Richards hilariously quipped at one point during his routine.? Anybody that thinks a Jew like Richards would seriously say that to a nigger has got a screw loose!? Maybe a wetback or a wop, but coming out of a Jew?s mouth, it?s pure comedy!? I never watched Seinfeld but I?m think about giving it a chance!

Kramer’s Satire

(If you ain’t seen the video you can watch it here!)

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Digital cameras: Are they harmless toys for eliteist liberals, or an unregulated tool for terrorists, lawbreakers and sexual deviants hell-bent on undermining America’s conservative values, morality and traditions?

Digital cameras are affordable, ubiquitous and now can take photos in sharp details and with accurate colors, but has this technology been taken too far? Does this “harmless” technology now pose a threat to our government buildings, employees and our leading statesmen?

Why do liberals even need digital cameras? These foreign-made devices often cost in excess of $2000, and contain features superior to high-end Soviet-era spy-cameras. Are liberals using this technology to glorify the family, or document their church and sporting activities? As you might expect, liberals would not expend so much money on such harmless pursuits : Most liberal photographers have amassed vast collections of pornography, and worse child pornography. The majority of liberals who own expensive digital cameras are members of “kiddie-porn clubs”.

This “child-pornography kit” has been assembled from components available in any American mall. Costing well over $2000, these foreign-made devices will be put to work undermining our cherished American values by perpetrating unspeakable abuses against your children.

We parents should ask ourselves how we feel knowing that our daughters are being constantly subject to the merciless glare of the digital camera lens. Our daughters are being lured into sexual encounters with freelance pornographers. Statistics show that there is a greater then 75% chance that these coercive sexual acts will be broadcast on the Internet within days. Foreign pedophiles will be committing onanism over images of young Americans all over the world? Is there nothing we can do to keep our daughters safe from these aggressive foreign perverts?

Most parents will be outraged when they learn that pedophiles can easily come along and film their children at play and post their images all over the world wide web of deceit. Japanese-made digital cameras are trained on every swimming pool and sports field in the country, and recent scientific research has shown that they have the capability to secretly broadcast footage of our children back to that Far Eastern pederast’s paradise where men buy used knickers from vending machines? Why are liberal pornographers given the freedom to abuse our daughters?

If only this were the limit to the threat that these out of control technologies pose we could contain the problem, unfortunately this digital technology has found it’s way into the hands of every al-queda operative that the Democrats invited into America. These evil islamofascists have been ordered to photograph government employees and buildings. They are building a dossier on every single American Christian, so that when the tribulations start they can have their revenge on us.

An innocent snapshot or a secret reconnaissance mission? This photographer was caught and interrogated by the FBI. Since this kind of photography is not technically illegal they were forced to release him after only an hour. Soon Al-Queda will buy him a replacement camera and he will return to his intelligence gathering operations.

The innocent looking man taking zoom-lens photos of the White house may be plotting to kill the President. Unlike film-based photography, there is no way for government agents to scrutinize the photos - they are sent by the Internet directly to an Al-Queda intelligence bunker where Osama Bin Laden personally plots the downfall of all we hold dear.

Hard working police officers have found themselves hounded by camera wielding liberals intent on disrupting their peace-keeping activities. There are few police officers who have not been threatened by liberal activists who claim to have gathered “evidence of “unfairness” or “brutality”. Why do we allow liberals to persecute the brave men and women who do the best to protect America from the forces of terrorism and communism? Who will save our fighting men from the liberals armed with cameras and hate for America?

This foreign-made camera is one of Osama’s eyes in America. The evil islamofascist leader is collecting images of your family for his evil dossier.

Worse still, this technology is being used to undermine American business. Digital cameras can be used to photograph copyrighted buildings or take videos of movies in theaters. American made movies often appear as “cams”, low quality digital clones available at a fraction of the price. Anybody who visits the bazaars of Syria and Iran will see a brisk trade in pirated American movies.

According to research by the RIAA, profit from the sale of these counterfeit movies goes to buy assault rifles for Al-Queda. Would this have been possible without digital cameras? Of course not. So lets find a solution to the digital photography problem.

Of course, used responsibly this digital technology can be a force for good, and not evil. Digital cameras have long been used by the government to prevent crime. These cameras keep us safe from terrorists and murderers. Why could anybody but an insane liberal complain when the government uses safety cameras to keep us all safe? Unfortunately, there is a dangerous shortage of security cameras in American towns and cities. New York, for example has a small fraction of the number of security cameras as our allies in the war on Terror, London.

A “C-Zone” camera from London, England. Thousands of these sentinels form an impenetrable anti-terrorist ring around London. Why are we allowing the English to beat us in the total information awareness race?

Americans are starting to realize the risks of this new technology: It’s time to act. We at STR.com believe that this potentially harmful technology should be registered and only allowed into the hands of those who can use it responsibly. We do not endorse banning these devices, we only need to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands. Camera ownership is not constitutionally protected right. We do not object to law-abiding citizens owning cameras, but what good can it do to allow foreigners, drug-users and atheists access to potentially harmful technology?

If we do not act today, the next “clicks” you hear will be the bullets that kill your wife and children.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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With Rick Warren?s visit to Syria and treasonous betrayal of his country and the troops that defend it, it?s time to call him what he is ? The True Embodiment of the Antichrist on Earth.? It?s become obvious that the ?purpose? of his purpose driven life garbage is nothing more than the utter destruction of the United States of America and the Christianity it?s founded on.? His doctrine of all-inclusiveness can only end in a one-world religion where a so-called ?God? accepts everyone regardless of their belief that Jesus Christ died to give mankind ever lasting life.? It?s time that we pushed our government to convict him of treason, hang him and send him to Hell so he can report directly to his master.

Hang Rick Warren

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Friends,

Last week America recoiled in horror as our new Marxist inspired Democratic house revealed it’s “Glorious 100 Day Plan“. The Democrats, emboldened by their marginal victory over the majority of conservative Americans have decided to push-forward a radical dismantling of all of George W. Bush’s reforms sensible precautions against terror. Lets see what the Democrats have in store for America in their own sordid words:

“We will start by cleaning up Congress, breaking the link between lobbyists and legislation and commit to pay-as-you-go, no new deficit spending.”

The Dems start as they meant to go on, with pure hypocrisy. Isn’t it ironic that they made this statement in the very same week that their chief lobbyist Jack Abramoff was finally imprisoned. And what do they mean by “pay-as-you-go”, isn’t that another way of admitting that they intend to fall back to their old tax and spend ways?

“We will make our nation safer and we will begin by implementing the recommendations of the independent, bipartisan 9/11 Commission.”

The same recommendations that we republicans found totally inadequate to protect America. We Republicans know that the only way to battle terror is to fight islamofascists on their home ground so they do not fight us here. Once again, the Dems fail to inspire confidence.

“We will make our economy fairer, and we will begin by raising the minimum wage. We will not pass a pay raise for Congress until there is an increase in the minimum wage.”

Bang! There goes your freedom in one stroke of congressional excess. Most economists agree that raising the minimum wage actually means MORE Americans earning the bottom rate of income. Whatever happened to responsibility and self-improvement? No need, just queue up for a Democrat hand-out.

“We will make health care more affordable for all Americans, and we will begin by fixing the Medicare prescription drug program, putting seniors first by negotiating lower drug prices. We will also promote stem cell research to offer real hope to the millions of American families who suffer from devastating diseases.”

If you get sick in the new Marxist America, satanist doctors will try to cure you by injecting parts of pre-born infants into your brain. An unproven experimental surgical technique that is sure to send you mad enough to keep voting Democrat.

And how are they planning to make drugs “affordable”? By defrauding hard-working drug companies. When the next foreign disease rampages through our land, you can bet that all the drug companies will be out of business. Do you think foreign drugs will help you? Heck no - the Europeans are too busy trying to find a cure for the gay AIDS.

“We will broaden college opportunity, and we will begin by cutting interest rates for student loans in half.”

As ever, the Dems know how to look after their base - in this case an obvious attempt to bribe their key constituency into voting Dem. Will America stand-by while funds which could be used to fight the war on terror are used to subsidize ultra-left wing activists?

“We will energize America by achieving energy independence, and we will begin by rolling back the multi-billion dollar subsidies for Big Oil.”

Sounds great doesn’t it? It’s going to cost you more to drive and heat your home. This is just another way of saying “energy tax”. There are no real subsidies for “Big Oil”, a term used to denigrate the great companies who keep American industry running. Tax breaks to oil companies are the same as cutting everybody’s tax.

Oil products are used to make the fertilizers and pesticides which agriculture depend on. Welcome to the the first famine of the Peoples Republic of Americastan.

“We will guarantee a dignified retirement, and we will begin by fighting any attempt to privatize Social Security.”

We Republicans never said we wanted to privatize the business of defrauding the honest taxpayer - we just agree with most Americans that social security, education and health is better provided by faith-based groups. What could be dignified about depending on state-aid? Republicans know that the only real source of security is Faith, Family and the Church.

So what did you think of the Democrat’s plan? Part of me is just terrified by this, and part elated. I think that by the time we get to the end of this 100 days, God will just be so fed up that He’ll bring on the apocalypse just so He doesn’t have to watch us fall any further into sin. I think we all know that this is the beginning of the end.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Sam Johnston

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This is the American Flag.? The name of our Country is America.
We speak American.

You don?t have to look far on this site to figure out that one of the main problems here (outside of the godless liberal sodomites screaming like homos at a lumberjack contest) is that a lot of y?all refuse to speak American.? You keep forgetting that this is an AMERICAN website run by and for AMERICANS.? And AMERICANS speak, write, talk and think in AMERICAN.? If it was good enough for the founding fathers of this country to use then it?s certainly good enough for me.

I can hear y?all jumping up and down so violently that the Birkenstocks are flying off of your tube socked feet but do me the courtesy of reading this whole thing before you start posting your hateful comments.

Liberals are so ashamed of America they try to dress
like they’re from the Third World

I got two points to make.

Point 1:? Now I ain?t sure if y?all travel to America just to post your baseless attacks on this website* or if y?all are here to take back relatives that violated immigration laws.? Maybe it?s got to do with that Linix stuff that Tristan is always going on about.? Whatever it is, there?s this thing that y?all seem to be unfamiliar with called ?common decency?.? Common decency means that when you?re visiting a country you do your best to be polite.? I got no reason to go to Germany, but if I did you can be sure that I wouldn?t be spending my time saying mean and insulting things on German web pages.? (Tristan, do they even have that kinda thing over there?)?

?Why not,? you?re probably saying to yourself in whatever non-American language you speak, ?I would!?? Well, I wouldn?t because I got common decency.? That?s what separates American from most of the rest of the world and why most of the rest of the world either looks up to us or is scared of us.? Common Decency.? It means we do the right thing; the godly thing.? It ain?t always easy.? I?m man enough to admit that there?s times I wanna fly over France to take some names and kick some butt.? But then I pray to Jesus to let my rashness subside and I feel a lot better.? (Besides, I heard all they got to eat is that crossant and I can get those at Burger King).? If I did go over there, though, it wouldn?t matter if I wrote in American because everybody understands American throughout the whole world.? I remember one time when I met this little nappy haired boy from the Congo and he looked me right in the eye and said ?OK, G.I. Joe, two dollah? and I thanked God that I was an American.

Common deceny stopped being taught to children
during the terrible reign of Bill Clinton

It does, though, matter what language y?all use on American web pages.? You use American.? Americans got too much to do between running the world, fighting evil, raising our kids right and going to church to have the time or even want to learn some language that we may use once or twice in our life.? Besides, all your kids go to private schools over there paid for by consulting for American companies.

So stop with all the German and Chinese stuff on this website.

German and Chinese children are not taught Common Decency.
They are taught War and Obedience.

Point 2:? Y?all keep hollering about how there ain?t no such language as American.? Have you noticed who keeps hollering about this?? I?ll give you a hint.? They ain?t American.? Yup.? It?s the godless Yurpeens.? “There ain?t so such language as American and there ain?t no such thing as God.”? I guess when you?re batting 0% you get a little testy.?

What you want everyone to believe is that Americans speak English.? Well, that?s like saying the Canadians speak French.? Heck, the one or two English guys I met, we could barely understand what we were saying to each other!? You wanna tell me that’s “speaking the same language”?? I don’t think so.

If American and English were the same language, you’d think they’d have the same words for the same thing.? They don’t.? First off, “mate” is a verb and not a noun.? I asked this one English guy if he wanted to grab a cup of coffee.? He looks at me and says, “Do you wanna mate?”.? I took him out with one punch.? It was only after he woke up again that we both understood that we didn’t understand.? We laughed about it later, but neither of us thought it was too darn funny at the time.? Same guy, one day at the plant, says to me, “I say, Billy Bob, it’s raining.? Don’t forget to wear your rubbers.”? Again, one punch.? You see where I’m going with this?? It ain’t the same language.

I’ll bet you the English don’t have a word that means
“you’re knocked on your butt in one punch.”

It ain’t a “lorry” it’s a truck.? It ain’t a “loo” it’s a bathroom. Smoking a “fag” sounds like something a fag would do to another fag but the English actually mean “cigarette” when they say “fag”.? It ain’t the same language.

They don’t even spell words right.? They’re always using “s” for “z”, like “criticise”. And WHAT the heck is “?” supposed to be??? That ain’t American and I ain’t even sure that it’s English!

So, y’all can just stop with your snobby Yurpeen crap about American not being a language.? Because it is.

God is Love!
*A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers tells me that George Soros has a special fund full of money to keep a steady flow of anti-Americans coming into the country to disrupt patriotic websites and convince women to kill their pre-born children.? I got no reason to doubt him.

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