Retardation : God’s Punishment
Dear Friends
I think we all agree that God made us the way we are (except being gay, which is a lifestyle choice). On STR.com we already covered why God makes people get bald or why he gives them aids, today I want to explore why he makes some humans retards. What is God trying to tell us? To make it short: I don’t know the answer to that, but I do know that I hate retards because they make God’s wonderful creation look ugly and stupid!
Picture Source: MySpace:USA6
The liberal media is constantly trying to glorify retards by promoting the “Special Olympics” and calling them “Special” or “Mentally Challenged”. What is special about being dumb?
Retards are clearly hateful to God - otherwise why would He have made them that way? In the old days of the pilgrim fathers, our ancestors knew what to do with retards. They killed them, or, if God gave them a? disability that was particularly amusing, they took advantage of his bounty and made entertainment out of them.
They did not? pretend that retards were ‘like us’ and worship them as liberals do.
Picture Source: Manbird-Online
I hate to say it but Americans could learn something from Europe: How they treat their retards. They just put them away in a home, just put a straitjacket on them and feed them once a day, that’s it. Let God sort them out. If God doesn’t like it He can always make them normal!
The point I am trying to make is that retards are useless to our (or any) society. Fact is that they are damaging society to a degree that some people say we should find a final solution for them, like in the good old days.
Picture Source: Newsfoxx
- STR Quickfacts:
- -69% of all convicted murderers are legally retarded
- -75% of all prison inmates are retarded or “mentally challenged”
- -60% of all retards have a severe household accident at least once in period of 10 yrs (drinking Drano(TM), using the iron in the bathtub etc), which is causing high costs for the community
- -only 15% of retards are paying taxes
- -the likeliness that parents of which at least one party is retarded get retards children is 95%
- -only 5% of retards go to church on Sunday, mostly because they are too stupid to follow the sermon
Picture Source: DsaLa
The high number of retards in America can be explained by the high number of immigrants from Europe. The figures below make that very clear:
- STR Quickfacts:
- Germany: 17%
- France: 13%
- Benelux: 9%
- Sweden/UK: 7%
- USA 3%
- Japan: 1%
Number of retards by country (Source)
Picture Source: DsaLa
One of the bigger threats to the American homeland is that retards actually procreate. I have given a lot of though on how we can stop this. I think the government need to implement the “Sterilize a Retard” program where ‘tards are forced to this procedure.
Furthermore we have to ban glorifying media that tell us it’s cool to be retarded like for example the band: The Kids of Widney High (soundclip below).
Thanks for reading! God bless America!
Shelley The Republican
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I didn’t even bother to read the whole article. The first paragraph was enough to convince me that it’s juvenile, hateful, and horribly inconsiderate. Hypocritical bitch. You call yourself a Christian? Fuck you.
You said that you hate retards…so you hate yourself? Uhm sorry maybe I’m wrong ’cause calling you a retard would be an insult to those people you call like that. They are sure far better then you. Since when hate is part of Christian religion? Maybe you should read something about St. Francis life…
It’s a shame that an atheist like me have to tell these things to a Christian person.
By the way…I still can’t realize if this website is just a huge joke or not…I mean, it’s hard to believe that people like you are real :D
You are a backstep in human evolution.
Actually people like you may be the proof that we descend from primates.
Reading this blog, I can understand why so many people hate Americans…
Shelley’s a little bit special.
Most autistic parents DO NOT have autistic children. This 95% business is BULLSHIT!
And guess what Shelley, the only autistic person I know votes republican. He thinks you’re full of bologna too. He may be autistic, but at least he’s not a retard like you.
As a matter of fact you wouldn’t even know he was autistic unless you were an expert on the subject.
Now it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s official, YOU ARE A NAZI!
Hating gays and thoose who think in another political way,
hating so called retards ( the right word is “HUMAN BEING with Trisomnia 21″) and to stop them to marry or get children. its call genocide, the same thing what nazis have done to jews gays disabled people and gypsies in the concentration camps.
so come on..dont judge about other before you judge yourself..
PS:
STR Quickfacts:
* Number of retards by country (Source)
Germany: 17%
France: 13%
Benelux: 9%
Sweden/UK: 7%
USA: 3%
Japan: 1%
The link didnt show these “facts” ( i thnik there are faked)
the link only goes to the main-page of the World Health Organization
Shall i search the whole WHO for these statistics?
oh please shelley…link correctly or i call you a lyer, a sinner in gods eyes
GREETZ FROM THE ATHISTIC FROM GERMANY
edit1:
Thanks @ Red Flag ..the word i searched for is “autistic”
edit2:
the links are totally bullshit (except the links from the DsaLa)
“The typical American Retard: Never paid a cent of taxes, does not vote; if he would he would only vote democ-rat!
Picture Source: MySpace:USA6″
this link didnt show direktly your source..it shw only the main-page from where the picture is…similar to the link from the WHO..i say it again..where is your proof…shall i search for myself? if it is so ..your sources are nonsens..because then they make no sense
sources are shown in order that other people must not search
edit3:
“Yurpeen retard kid. Put them in a room and let God sort them out (if He cares)!
Picture Source: Newsfoxx”
this link is broken
maybe you mean “http://www.newsfox.com/” ?
and if it ..it shows only the main-page again…not the source
so shelley you damned whore
try to make correct links or you will be ever mark as a lyer
GREETZ FROM THE ATHISTIC FROM GERMANY
You are a very sad, sick person, Shelley. I don’t wish anyone harm, but maybe I could make an exception in your case. Greetings from France.
ok :
- On this site, there are tons of “god is love” in the signatures. But in the article, there are tons of “hate” … therefore, YOU write that you are the opposit of what god wants.
- you do claim abortion is bad, because a foetus has done nothing wrong to anyone and therefore should not be harmed. But you accuse god of punishing humans beings EVEN BEFORE they are a foetus, and of course, before he did anything wrong to anyone …
Who are you to accuse God of such infamy ?
Let me tell you : all the people I know that you would call “retarded” are way closer to Jesus than you will ever be.
You are retarded, without a doubt. So much indeed, that you believe you are a genius. You should be in a specialised hospital, Amercia would be far safer.
@ tux
indeed..
God must love retards, he gave them a website: shelleytherepublican.com, their own political party (the Republicans) and even a retarded President as a role model. What a great country where a mentally challenged person like George W can become President.
You’ve shown your true colors as a fan of Eugenics which is social Darwinism! I thought you hated Darwinism! Eugenics was a racist form of junk science popular in the US in the early 20th Century & borrowed by Nazi Germany! Nazis sterilized “mental defectives” at first,then secretly euthanized them or sent them to death camps! This is where hatred of “retards” led to then in Germany! By the way,mildly retarded people do have jobs & pay taxes!
It hurts reading this article. Shelley really seem to live in a dream world.
Thats soo sad… :(
Mrs. Goodman, that’s another wonderfully well reasoned article! If any other group of people behaved like this Americans (well, except liberals who encourage people to abuse welfare and ridiculous social services) would be up in arms. Instead, we glorify them! I just don’t get it! Next thing you know, retards are gonna start wanting to be firemen and police officers! And out of control liberal activist judges are gonna let them! I just hope we can get this article in their hands before that happens!
God is Love!
I agree with Mr. Neck! Great article Mrs. Goodman! I can see why you are getting all the flack because there is so little difference between retards and those goofy liberals. We had a retard in our neighborhood who liked to walk around with his sex organ exposed and masturbate in public. I finally had to go down and whack him upside the head. Retard or no retard that kind of thing just aint gonna happen in this town as long as Jarvis Fernley is still kicking. Keep up the good work ma’am and keep exposing all the evil people in the world be they liberals, commies, bald head guys, immigrants of retards. Oh yeah why I am I not surprised that the country with the most retards is Germany? God bless all the good non-retarded Christian Republicans in our great country!
What a load of link baiting bollocks…
HI STR, ME AGAIN. I STILL CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR ENDLESS BIGOTRY. CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN PLEASE? I DON’T FANCY MY EARS CAN TAKE TOO MUCH MORE.
You get more bashing of the site then you do supporting. I’m still trying to figure out if this is a joke or not but in the mean time lets asume it’s for real.
In that case you really are a sick, inolarent, basterd. You sorry excuse for a human being. May your life be short and painful.
Speaking of retards - do all of _you_ retards who commented really take this site seriously? You probably think Stephen Colbert is being serious too. What a bunch of morons!
Greetings from Godless Canada!
To quote a great American:
“We’re going to the zoo today! And after that we’re going to a baseball game, and then we’re going to Hong Kong, and then they’re taking us to Japan, yup, yup, yup…”
“People of color have a very high retardation rate, nobody really knows why, especially since retardation comes from the old Europe.”
The average IQ in Africa is 75.
That’s where the retardation comes from.
“You probably think Stephen Colbert is being serious too. What a bunch of morons!”
Steven Colbert is actually funny (and intelligent), and this shit really is neither. It’s sad. What leads me to believe that these people are serious is the fact that I’ve met crazy religious right-wing assholes like this that don’t have consideration for anyone other than themselves.
“Mrs. Goodman, that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s another wonderfully well reasoned article! If any other group of people behaved like this Americans (well, except liberals who encourage people to abuse welfare and ridiculous social services) would be up in arms. Instead, we glorify them! I just don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t get it! Next thing you know, retards are gonna start wanting to be firemen and police officers! And out of control liberal activist judges are gonna let them! I just hope we can get this article in their hands before that happens!
God is Love! ”
So,that’s how a Christian follows the Bible…Social Services are ridiculous?Well,not if you needed them.
“today I want to explore why he makes some humans retards.”
Nice!You’re gonna talk about yourself!At last!!!
“Never paid a cent of taxes, does not vote;”
“Retards are clearly hateful to God”
So are you.
” I think the government need to implement the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Sterilize a Retard?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? program where ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?tards are forced to this procedure.”
And you’re the first in line.
Can someone fuck her and give Billy Bob a handjob?I think this is their problem.
This article has no point.
Shelley is only funny, as long as it caricatures the attitudes of real Americans. This article does not. I don’t think, that the typical republican can be that perverse. I simply can’t imagine there are many Americans thinking this way, thinking that retarded people are useless, or even worse. No, this article isn’t good satire, it’s bullshit. I don’t even think, it has got a true core. (It is even worse than the articles I used to write for school, and those were really bad)
shelly you are a unbelievably stupid fucking sick saggy breasted cunt whore bitch troll from hell !!!!
To make it short: I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t know the answer to that, but I do know that I hate retards because they make God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s wonderful creation look ugly and stupid!
God has made them that way. Blame him.
The typical American Retard: Never paid a cent of taxes, does not vote; if he would he would only vote democ-rat!
1. They can work.
2. They pay taxes.
3. They vote for both parties. (Well, one votes dem, the other rep, just like anyone else.)
4. the pic with those smoking wheels is awesome!
Retards are clearly hateful to God - otherwise why would He have made them that way?
Why has he made them hateful towards him in the first place?
Oh, and liberals don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t worship them.
* STR Quickfacts: -69% of all convicted murderers are legally retarded
* -75% of all prison inmates are retarded or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?mentally challenged?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
* -60% of all retards have a severe household accident at least once in period of 10 yrs (drinking Drano(TM), using the iron in the bathtub etc), which is causing high costs for the community
* -only 15% of retards are paying taxes
* -the likeliness that parents of which at least one party is retarded get retards children is 95%
* -only 5% of retards go to church on Sunday, mostly because they are too stupid to follow the sermon
retard.jpg
People of color have a very high retardation rate, nobody really knows why, especially since retardation comes from the old Europe.
Picture Source: DsaLa
The high number of retards in America can be explained by the high number of immigrants from Europe. The figures below make that very clear:
STR Quickfacts:
* Number of retards by country (Source) Germany: 17%
* France: 13%
* Benelux: 9%
* Sweden/UK: 7%
* USA 3%
* Japan: 1%
SOURCES! Oh and pointing at the WHO?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s site won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t help, the site is too big and there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no thing like “retardiation” mentioned!
I hate to say it but Americans could learn something from Europe: How they treat their retards. They just put them away in a home, just put a straitjacket on them and feed them once a day, that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s it. Let God sort them out. If God doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t like it He can always make them normal!
Well, actually we don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t do this to them. Instead we help them to live a live as normal as it is possible, including going to work, live in your own flat or hause etc…
The point I am trying to make is that retards are useless to our (or any) society. Fact is that they are damaging society to a degree that some people say we should find a final solution for them, like in the good old days.
Like in the good old days under Adolf Hitler you mean?
Are you kidding me? Can retards marry now? If there is one thing we don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t need more of, it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s retards!
They were never permitted to marry.
One of the bigger threats to the American homeland is that retards actually procreate. I have given a lot of though on how we can stop this. I think the government need to implement the ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Sterilize a Retard?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? program where ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?tards are forced to this procedure.
Furthermore we have to ban glorifying media that tell us it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s cool to be retarded like for example the band: The Kids of Widney High (soundclip below).
Adolf would love you for that one!
You are a backstep in human evolution.
Nope, she?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a dead end.
God must love retards, he gave them a website: shelleytherepublican.com, their own political party (the Republicans) and even a retarded President as a role model. What a great country where a mentally challenged person like George W can become President.
Exactly what I thought!
Oh yeah why I am I not surprised that the country with the most retards is Germany?
Cause that “facts” are not even worth to be called lies? This qould be an insult for every normal lie. Perhaps utter lie? Nope, not strong enough.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
http://texaslive.blogspot.com/
Commenting on this article, telling the real story!
Now you agree with the liberal founder of Planned Parenthood,Margaret Sanger! She believed in sterilizing “mental defectives” & non-whites! She was a fan of Eugenics & a White racist! Modern liberals have been fed lies about how “noble” she was & you now agree with a liberal on something,Shelley!
There’s a movie that was made called “Up-Syndrome”. You should watch it. It might give you some insight to the subject. It’s a documentary filmed by someone who had a friend with down syndrome, and he never did understand why it was called “down syndrome” because his friend was so happy all the time. You just might learn something from it, if you can open your mind just the slightest bit to something a little “different”.
Merry fucking shitmas to the douches who run shitty the republican. You dickheads are the only retards in this christian theocracy we call the usa (you suck ass)
Hey you know what shelley? You’re a nazi, a really fucking big nazi.
Why? First of all, you’re racist, you are intolerant (you are always wishing death to muslims, and jews…), you’re homophobe, you said kkk was a good organisation (what the fuck is wrong with you, kkk was the biggest organisation of motherfuckers, fuckin’ retarded peoples ever seen in the world), and you hate mentally handicapped peoples…
You have the same ideas as nazis during the second world war, you’re one of these motherfucker.
Stay off the crack shelley, I think it burns your brain.
@Tessa: it’s called down syndrome because the cause of it was discovered by Dr Down. Simple as that.
Anyone with intelligence who refuses to use that intelligence are no better than animals who don’t have intelligence & are beasts of burden,steaks on the table by choice & consent! In other words,dumb animals or the retarded can’t help it if they were born that way,what’s your excuse? Willful stupidity & ignorance is what I hate! You’re likely to get the genocidal New World Order that you deserve! The problem is that I’ll likely get the genocidal New World Order that you deserve! Even if this website is comedy pretending to be serious,it’s incredibly stupid! If it is serious,then I’d have to say,”Compassionate conservatism” my aunt Fanny!
I didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even bother to read the whole article. The first paragraph was enough to convince me that it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s juvenile, hateful, and horribly inconsiderate. Hypocritical bitch. You call yourself a Christian? Fuck you.
Nothing more to say. You are perfectly right.
“Jesus H Christ, if I have never seen an uglier baby!”
because thats you…
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne, Hilsen Mr.X
Retarded Republicans can setup a cool blog…
Shelley is the example…
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Shelley, you are perfectly right! Only few people have the moral courage these days to unearth the truth about the retarded! You should be the successor of our great christian leader, George W. Bush!
Being gay is much less lifestyle choice than being Christian is.
Also, what’s “legally retarded”? Seem like everyone without legal education :)
I would also like to know your sources on how Europeans treat their retarded patients? Very unlikely, more probable to happen in US of A… or Somalia or India, for that matter.
And the eugenics babble?
You rarely stooped lower, STR.
Slovak Guy
@Tessa: it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s called down syndrome because the cause of it was discovered by Dr Down. Simple as that.
Godless French:
I was talking about a movie. The reason the movie was called “Up-Syndrome” is because the main person in the documentary has Down Syndrome, however is not “down” in the emotional sense, hence the wordplay on the title. My point was to merely suggest a means of looking into the subject which the STR crew know nothing about, and see that those with mental retardation can live happy, meaningful lives. Thanks for that though, I do appreciate now knowing officially how the genetic disorder received its name.
thank you for spreading the good christian and republican values.
may God bless only the USA.
How low can STR descend?
I is too cruel even for satyric site like this.
I hope you’ll get “retarded” just like them. Then you’ll see what you were talking about, you friggin nazi
By the way, the smoke at the wheel of the “retard” is faked… Like you said, Shelley, didn’t a friend of yours fake it _WITH A MAC_ ;) ?
GWB is retarded, so what ? Doesn’t he live happy ?
You’re for ideas spread by Nazis (ding godwin point) : eugenism. Stupid crew make stupid “articles”.
I thought you hated the Germans, being the Nazis they are, but with this text, you make yourself look like them. You even use the term “final solution” - I think I heard that before. After all, you know who invented the type of treatment for retarded people that you are advocating here, don’t you?
You made my cry… your hate is so awfull, please stop being so cruel! You call yourself a Christian? You really need some help
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I totally smoked a bowl and drank a few forties and read your anecodte on retards. Lady, you are hilarious!!! LMFAOOOO. Let’s talk about taxidermy.
You could change your name into Hitler, don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you bitch?
I cannot believe that you would say such horrible stuff for the world to see! Especially about Yul Brynner!! OMG! Yul wasnt evil,he was a really nice guy! I know.And,a good father to his kids. When they were filming the Magnificent Seven,I got to watch some of it being filmed. When he saw me over by the wooden fence gates,peeking through,he came and talked to me. He told me one thing I’ll always keep,..”Never Hide from anyone or anything.” I was 9,and he has been my hero ever since. You are really the evil one,and God will get you.
You said that when people were given an amusing disability, people would accept god’s gift and turn it into entertaiment.
That is the sickest, most twisted thing Iv’e ever heard (aside form the fact that Blacks were created by Satan)
I wonder what would happen if one of your good christian relatives had some horrible accident. Lets say that their mind was permanetly damaged, and they had to be strapped into a wheelchair because they couldn’t walk. From that point on they could never do anything without special assistance because they couldn’t function properly. This is what you would do. You would laugh at them. You would play pranks on them, you would tormet them, andd you would beat them, since god has punished them and given you such a hilarious new scapegoat for you to relinquish your hate upon.
Kill yourself. Fast.
shelley your nothing but a piece of fucking white trash you hateful bitch. fuck god fuck religion and fuck the rest of your religious fanatics who run this damn site kiss my ass.
Ok dude, YOU’RE the freaking retard here. “God” didnt create retards. God IS a retard you narrow minded son of of a bitch. You need to learn to open your mind to reality. Mental handicaps are a fact of life and they just happen. How would you feel if your child had been born handicapped? Or are you afraid of reproducing because you already know that you’re going to be punished for your own ignorance and your child will be born handicapped to show you reality?? GET A GRIP!
This cant be serious can it? It seems almost like satirical humor.. its too over the top to be anyones real opinion.
but i could be wrong, i just randomly found this page..
Shelley The Retard
You need a punt in the cunt.
Hai guise just stoppin bi to say this atricle is full of win, im just comin from ebaumsworld to check out the epic win of this article, i must say old chap that one day after school on the b-ball court i got into one little fight and my mom got scared said your moving with your uncle and auntie to bel-air
shelley you fail at life supid hypocrite.
Here’s a question: Didn’t Jesus say whatever you do to others, you do to him? Dude, Jesus forgave and loved the men who FUCKING NAILED HIM TO A CROSS (bet you couldn’t do that)! And if you couldn’t even accept a person like those pictured above, could you really call upon a bleeding corpse, suffocated and nailed to a stake, as your savior?
You can hate disorders, lifestyles and deeds all you want, but please, have some compassion on your fellow human beings.
What are you, some first-class person who’s never seen anything better than drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat? I don’t think sow
I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain’t trying to get arrested I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab is rare But I thought ‘Now forget it’ - ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’ I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
yo An Hero, my fellow /b/tard, I salute you!
Speaking of retards… Don’t you all get it? This blog is a joke! Look at the themes, read his ultra-fascist rhetoric; the author is mocking the American nazi redneck. The fact that any of you can take that seriously REALLY makes me wonder about the USA and its inhabitants…
@big brain, I live in the heart of the Bible Belt in a solidly Republican county and I get it! Thanks to an I.Q. of 130 and a little research,I finally figured it out! They had me going there for a little while! Wasn’t sure whether they were serious or not,some people in these parts are almost as screwy as the STR crew act like they are! Some people,usually politically correct types,take this completely seriously and just never get a clue! Or even start to wonder! Let’s face it. Some people are,in the words of Carlos Mencia,”D-D-DIH!!!”
@Sara Carter, You’re right. It is unfunny! Like that has-been Andrew Dice Clay! Taking cheap shots and acting like a jerk is childish and gets annoying!