Briefly Patriotic - A Tree Hugger Christmas
Mrs. Goodman gave me a challenge.? “Billy Bob,” she told me, “I want you to find a song that not only keeps Jesus as the reason for the season but also is gonna open the eyes some of these liberal, sodomite, latte-drinking, Volvo driving, New York Times reading, neo-Stalinist zombies to the power and the glory of our Lord, Jesus Christ.? If we get just 10% of ‘em that’s gonna take that much more sin out of the world.”
Well, Mrs. Goodman, I wracked my brain and I hope I’m gonna do you proud.? This here’s a version of The Little Drummer Boy that’ll break the heart of any liberal strong with the guts to listen to it!
And once Jesus shines his light of forgiveness on you, don’t hesitate to use the Contact Page to get a hold of us for prayer and guidance!
God is Love!
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he leido articulos de subnormales patrioticos,
pero tu eres el campeon de los retrasados mentales.
un cordial saludo y que vayas pronto al cielo macho.
mig
liberal,
I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m not liberal, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m just reasonable
sodomite,
What?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the meaning of that word anyways?
latte-drinking,
I hate coffee.
Volvo driving,
Volvo sucks, buy VW or BMW!
New York Times reading,
No New York Times in Germany, Sir!
neo-Stalinist
Stalin was one of the biggest mass murdering bastards in human history.
zombies
Sorry, but I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•m still alive.
The song is ok, though. No baffling about Jesus and such things.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
lmfao - lovin the owls, brought a smile to my face =)
Yet more proof this sites a spoof +:-)
Somebody needs to take away ol’ Billy Bob’s synthesizer, that was the most hideous recording of Little Drummer Boy I have ever had the displeasure of hearing.
BTW, I’m a dude.
Personally…i don’t understand why theists must be so condescending. you sit there and did an awful lot of name calling. and then you expect people to want to be a part of your faith? i find that idiotic.
oh sure, insult the people you to ’save’. *rolls eyes*.
arrogance gets you no-where. being liberal or republican has nothing to do with being compassionate. and your ‘Jesus’ was a compassionate man. perhaps you should take a second and remember just what it is that your trying to accomplish here, because your words are hateful and judgemental.
Matt. 7:1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged.”
*im blunt, honest and call it like i see it!*
Well those commie yuppie liberal veggie eating sodomites are probably too busy listening to that colored rap crap on their eye pods to appreciate that but I thought it was beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye. It made me wish I was out in the woods with my rifle too. Some Owl Stew would be taste mighty fine on Christmas Eve. I suppose that is gonna piss off (excuse my French!) all the weed eating, animal and tree hugging veggie Nazis but I really don’t care. The Lord made animals for us to kill and eat. That’s all she wrote! Enjoy this joyous weekend my Christian Republican friends and don’t forget whose birthday we are celebrating! Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!
Well those commie yuppie liberal veggie eating sodomites are probably too busy listening to that colored rap crap on their eye pods to appreciate that but I thought it was beautiful.
Well, except for the fact, that you call everyone not sharing your opinion a “commie yuppie liberal veggie eating sodomite” I have to admit that I share your opinion. That music was quite good.
piss off (excuse my French!)
Please Jarvis, that is no french. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s english. Saying excuse my french when you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re not saying anything in french sounds somewhat dumb. (Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be pissed of, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s just meant as an advice. :))
The Lord made animals for us to kill and eat.
Then axactly why are quite a lot of animals non-edible or even poisonous?
But hey, as it is 12/23 I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to wish you some Merry Chrismas, Jarvis.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON AMEN GOD BLESS YOU
Proud German the phrase “Excuse my French” is just something we say over here in the good old USA when we cuss and then sort of apologize for it. I don’t really know where it got started. I’m sure there are some German and French phrases which dont translate very well over here.
Down here in Texas all us good old boys know what animals are poisonous and what ones taste mighty good with Tabasco sauce and mustard. Mrs. Fernley is mighty good at making rattlesnake chili in fact so you just have to know what the right part of even the poisonous critters to cook is you understand. Y’all ever had Scorpion on a Stick over there in Germany? Mighty tasty!
Thanks for the Christmas greetings Proud German and glad you used the word CHRISTMAS too. Same to you and your family in Germany. See I can be a nice guy when I want to be but we still ain’t gonna impeach Bush you understand.
Y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all ever had Scorpion on a Stick over there in Germany? Mighty tasty!
Sorry, the only scorpions living in Germany are either in a zoo or runaways from a pet shop or something like that. The climate here is not quite healthy for them. The same goes for rattle snakes.
Best thing you could shoot down here would be deer. Tastes quite good, though.
And, well, I use Christmas (or Weihnachten, as it is called in Germany). But the fact is: The word itself isn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t all that important, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the spirit in which you say it.
The German Guy
(No message today, I make a small break for christmas.)
Bye
Hey, whoooo let the frog in?!?
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You don’t know what real bullshit is until you click on the wacko blog listed above. He’s a liberal nut case with no sense of humor who wouldn’t know what satire was if it hit him in his big fat p.c. correct liberal ass! LOL What a freaking loser!