Sunday Prayer
Heavenly Father
In this time of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Who You sent to earth to be killed by the Jews
So that we may have eternal life
We humbly thank You for Your love and guidance
In making ShelleyTheRepublican.com
The beacon of hope, love and compassion for American Christians all over the globe
We thank You for the strength to turn the other cheek
As liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world
Come to jeer, mock and disparage our faith in You and Your Son, Jesus Christ
Born of the Virgin Mary some 2006 years ago tomorrow
And we hope that You will wish Him a Happy Birthday from?us poor, wretched sinners who don’t deserve His love
We know that in Your allowing the liberals to take over the government
You’re telling us that the End Times are close at hand
And we take joy in knowing that soon we will sing Your praises in Heaven
While the liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world have the flesh burned off their bodies in Hell
Amen
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In making ShelleyTheRepublican.com
The number of people thanking him for that is rather low.
The beacon of hope, love and compassion for American Christians all over the globe
And of cracy, fanatical rascism and idiocity, you forget.
We thank You for the strength to turn the other cheek
Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t you rant about that part of the bible every other article?
As liberals, satanists, securalists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world
1. Atheism and the agnostic viewpoint are not to be considered religions. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s basically the absence of it.
2. When is a religion fake? When it does not exist. All the things mentioned by you do exist. Thus they?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•re not fake.
Come to jeer, mock and disparage our faith in You and Your Son, Jesus Christ
We actually just jeer, mock and disparage your inherent stupidity and wrong outlaying of the christian believes.
We know that in Your allowing the liberals to take over the government
You?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re telling us that the End Times are close at hand
Or that he?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s fed up with Geirgie, too…
And we take joy in knowing that soon we will sing Your praises in Heaven
While the liberals, satanists, securalists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world have the flesh burned off their bodies in Hell
Sorry, to tell, but there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s no hell for atheists, and agnostics. Jews and muslims will go to heaven, too. Hindus, Buddhists to Nirvana. And so on. Everyone is going to his own good place of afterlife. At least he thinks (Afterlife? Bollocks!) ….
Well, this one is worse than the last. Try to bring better ones.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Amen! Hallelujah!! Praise Jesus! Beautiful words on this holy night! Once again this site makes me proud to be a Christian, a Republican, a white man, and a meat eater. I would include vegetarians and vegans among all those other heathens you mentioned. Veggie freaks consider eating weeds a religion so they belong in that fake religion nut case category too. They will burn in hell too in my most humble Christian opinion. May God bless the rest of us on this glorious Christmas Eve! God is truly love!
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Veggie freaks consider eating weeds a religion
No.How you got that idea, Jarvis? It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s more of a way of life. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s certainly no religion.
The German Guy
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Jews killed Jesus Christ? Torah(Old Testament) believing Jews? I thought Pharisees who followed the Babylonian Talmud arranged to have Jesus Christ turned in to the pagan Roman authorities! Then the Roman government condemned Jesus to death by crucifiction & Roman soldiers carried out the punishment! Blame the Jews? Why not blame pagans, Romans,the government or the soldiers? The ancient Roman government was a lot like Italian mobsters & their soldiers were the contract killers! The Pharisees were guilty of arranging for Jesus to be “rubbed out” & Judas was the “rat fink”! Besides,Jesus was pre-ordained to be crucified in order to save our souls through His sacrifice! He forgave those who persecuted Him & nailed him to the cross because they assisted Him in carrying out His divine mission!
I read this. It pissed me off. Even if this is a joke.
If scum like you are going to heaven, I’m prepared to go to hell.
And, as brainwashed neocon psychotic sun worshippers say ‘burn in hell’, I feel obliged to end my post with an opportunity for you to discover the truth:
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bastards christians jesus aint have a dick.
you ASS()s would neither go to heaven/hell but you will rot in a preacrious place called “nothingness” which is worse than heaven or hell as buddhishts call it the “evil cycle of life”.And throughout your life you will be bickering about a neverland called heaven/hell.God loves watching you delusioned pricks.
Christmas Is About The American Corporations Making Alot Of Money Nowadays.
Your Gonna Rot In A Casket, God Doesnt Let Just Anybody In.
Please let this be a joke site. You make me so sad to be a christian. You have to turn everything into a bash. You turn everything into lies. You’re horrible.
Oh my god I hate you, you bastard. That was a horrible prayer, and it proves my point. YOU ARE A RACIST, INTOLERENT RETARD WHO CAN ONLY SEE THINGS FROM YOUR NARROW AND HATEFUL POINT OF VIEW. When I think of all the good Jewish friends that Iv’e had over the years… You people make me so sick. GO AHEAD AND LET YOUR OH SO GENEROUS SAVIOUR TOSS ME INTO THE PITS OF HELL SO I CAN ROAST FOR ALL ETERNITY! I HOPE THAT ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL LOOK UPON YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR PATHETIC IDEALS IN UTTER SHAME AND DISBELIEF. YOU AND YOUR DISGUSTING WEBSITE. Oh, and you have obviously never met a homosexual judgeing by your “Why do you hate Gays Poll” Godamn you losers. Godamn you all.
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Hello!
I am jesus. I will kill you.
good day
Budda bing budda boom, overkill on the religion.