Merry Christmas
Mrs. Goodman sent me a message saying that, more than anything, she’d like this song reposted on Christmas Day.? “Billy Bob,” she wrote, “I don’t think that I’ve ever heard a song so skillfully combine a love for Jesus, respect for Christmas and a strong anti-terror message.? I wish all Christmas songs could be like this one.”
Well, Mrs. Goodman, here it is and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
http://billybobneck.com/media/Merry_Christmas.mp3
Well, Jesus was born on a cold, snowy day
And his message was love and to show us the way
And if you don’t believe that
One day you’ll burn in Hell
Over and over and over again
You say “peace on earth, goodwill toward all men”
What about when the terrorists strike once again?
Are you gonna hug ‘em?
While you’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas
So celebrate Satan,
Spread your Kwanzaa news
Or don’t eat Pork
Or whatever you Jews do
I’ll be saving your butts
Protecting your views
You’re welcome
Go find a deadbeat with a problem to solve
Go tell your kids that from apes we evolved
And put a fake tree
On the back of your Volvo
Remember
While you’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas
It’s the best birthday present I could give to him
A world without Muslims, Amen!
Happy Birthday!
While they’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas
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Omg what a piece of crap…how does
“Well, Jesus was born on a cold, snowy day
And his message was love and to show us the way”
Fit in with:
“One day you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll burn in Hell
Over and over and over again”
“It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the best birthday present I could give to him A world without Muslims, Amen!
Happy Birthday!”
Do you even know what you’re saying? If you think jesus is about love, why don’t you love people who are different from yourself?
Btw you can’t insult me back with using words like “liberal, atheist , lesbian, satanist, terroist, drug addict” Because i’m none of it. Oh? what to do now? Still shout liberal , like you do to everyone?
How about Moron Mary? You clearly are one if those are your opinions and that’s an example of your intellect after all. Of course Jesus hates muslims. He hates all enemies of America and all who deny Him with false prophets. And of course he doesn’t love people who are different from BBN. He only loves those who follow Him after all - otherwise why else would He send them to hell (more than likely where you’re heading!)
All your comments reminds me of copy and paste.
If jesus and god hates everyone who’s an enemy to america ( which you think everyone is) then why did god create them? For fun?
Ever thought about muslims having the same feelings as you? Everyone just wants to be happy, how you’ll ever be that chasing everything that seems just a bit ungodly to you? ( you’ll probarly just say jesus fills you with happiness, but then again..why the urge to constantly come up with angry comments and stories, if he makes you so damn happy? )
You full of hatred: Liberals, jews, abortion, gays, europe ( especially germany) drugs, drugaddicts, atheist ( and no they don’t hate christians just because they’re not christians themselves) linux, china…and the list is huge.
Everybody has a different point of view, why is that so hard to understand..and if they do go to hell..so what? ( i don’t believe that) why do you use religion as an excuse for hating , instead of spreading love? It’s disrespect for god and jesus.
music taste has reached a new low.
not even paris hilton has lyics this bad.
I like Mr. Garrison’s Christmas song better…
I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say…
“Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’s birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I’ve heard
They don’t hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They’ve never read a Christmas story.
They don’t know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I’ll go to India and shout…
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’s birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say…
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven’t noticed
There’s festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
I mean its perfect… (you might have to censor some “dirty” words out)
God is love, eh, Billy Boy?
Mr. Neck that beautiful song captures the Christmas spirit for us Evangelical Christian Republicans more than any piece of Christmas music I’ve ever heard in my life. God bless you for writing such beautiful and truthful lyrics. It will be a part of Mrs. Fernley and myself’s Christmases until the Lord calls us home. Hopefully we will see that nuclear bomb go off and blow up Iraq, Iran, North Korea and Germany well before then. God truly is love my friends. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you again Mr. Neck! By the way, you have an absolutely beautiful voice!
To all those who enjoyed the song, thanks a lot and God bless you!
And to those who didn’t - God bless you and good luck in Hell.
Beauty is not objective, BBN. You cannot judge this, you don’t have the right to do that. Nobody has the right. Btw. I think, that’s a crap (and I can say that with inpunity).
God bless America!
Personally, I was entertained by this one.
Never take the enemies of God lightly. That’s the example this great blog sets.
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Oh you changed my text, which was:
Never taking this blog too serious, I will definitely take it as hard-core godliness. Using Windows Server, well done, STR!
… then the rest
you are a sad sad little ?Ǭ¨?ɬ?thing?, if god does exists (which I seriously doubt) he would love all of us, just like jesus, their message was “peace, love and respect for each other”, in other words not what you bastards do… You make war, you hate other people and hate them because they are different -_-
Dude, you suck -_-, go buy a life… and a brain… and some love, because your god must hate you all for being like this… Seriously, how can you live being such a bitchy asshole… look what you made me say, you don’t even know haw to curse properly -_-
Pero q puta barata q sos, la reconcha de tu puta madre q te recontramilpario… no podes ser asi de estupida, los musulmanes, los judios, los budistas, los induistas y todos los demas q no me acuerdo como se llaman, son personas 4000000 veces mejores q vos, no vales nada, anda a meterte tu arbolito de navidad bien por el orto ese dilatado de tanto q te pusieron, ya q estas y te sobra espacio metete tus regalos de capitalista corrupta, y metete tmb tu falso espiritu navide??Ǭ±o… fah, todab??a hay espacio, tonces metete a todo tu ejercito de retrasados mentales(religiosos de mierda q no pueden respetar al mundo) y a tu ejercito de la muerte…
Translation:
… You can’t be such an asshole, muslims, jews, budists, induists and every other believers, are 4000000 times better people than you, you aren’t really worth anything, go stick your X-MAS tree up your wide open ass result of you being a slut, seeing you still have space fit your fucking corrupt capitalist gifts and your “festivity spirit” we all know is a fake… Wow, still space in there, then also get your army of fucking retards(realigious fanatics like you who can’t respect other people) and your army of death…
hope you die on christmas richt before you startt celebrating
your lovely Linux user
Arktanis
PS:Have a nice hollyday to anyone who isn’t as fucked up as these people
grmpf, you people are really teaching me the folly of my liberal ways. I’m coming back to Jesus! Will you take me LORD?
God Bless America!
i never meet any girls on this blog
cheers
swissarmyknife:
Would you go out on a date with me if my parents watched over us?
Be careful, god is coming! And is that bitch pissed at you!!!
I think that the humor has been sucked right out of this country is what I think…
I don’t want to tell anyone that can’t figure it out though. The comments are too funny. Funnier than the joke in fact.
Have you people at STR EVER HEARD OF RADIOACTIVE FALLOUT,WIND OR THE JETSTREAM? It rains radioactive poison on the just & unjust alike! We’re all breathing a little bit of depleted uranium dust all over the world from US ordinance used in Iraq! And did it occur to you that if the US nukes Arab Mideast nations,etc other nations(Pakistan,India,Israel,Russia,China etc.) will likely retaliate & unleash their nukes on us? If you fools think you’ll be “raptured” away from the hell on Earth you’re praying for,you’re DEAD wrong! P.S. “Ohm” is a measurement of speaker & headphone impedance, Hindus & New Agers say “Om”!
Actually I captured a screenshot of what I originally posted. Online dating is stupid, anyway.
http://lotusdesignstudios.com/str.png
Well, the song starts out wrong anyway. Jesus was not born on a cold snowy day. The early Christians usurped a pagan celebration (Yule, or the winter solstice) for Christmas to make it easier for the newly converted. Shepherds kept their flocks out at night from around the time of Passover to the October/November time frame. The sheep were kept in during the winter months, so Christ’s birth was probably early spring.
Thanks Billy Bob. This song is great and it will certainly be in my repertoire of christmas songs this year and I will also ask my local malls, kindergarten, schools and churches to play it at the greatest time of the year.
STR EVER HEARD OF RADIOACTIVE FALLOUT,WIND OR THE JETSTREAM?
Of course they haven’t..that’s science, and they don’t believe in that.
I believe this incoherent jibberish of random facts and downright non-sense crossed the limit for the Creutzfeld-Jacobs disease diagnosis.
It doesn’t even rhyme!
And bubba is right. To the last letter.
Wow, your close minded views on the world is quite shocking. I mean, could you be much more of an asshole? What right do you have to say that all other religions are wrong and yours is right? What right do you have to say that you are fool believing this and my religion is right because I said so? Not all the people of Iraq are terrorists, not all the people of the Middle East for that matter as you make them seem. Learn to have some open views on other religions you close minded jack ass.
And if you don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t believe that
One day you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll burn in Hell
Yawn. Your constant threats about hell are geting boring. Get something new.
While you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re chanting ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?ohm?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas
Okay, you want to answer mass murder with mass murder. Wow, Stalin and Hitler would have loved you.
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s the best birthday present I could give to him
A world without Muslims, Amen!
Happy Birthday!
No, you won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t. Cause to nuke all muslims, you would have to nuke your own country, Ans Europe. And I think we all know what global thermonuclear war mean. Instant armageddon, please.
How about Moron Mary? You clearly are one if those are your opinions and that?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s an example of your intellect after all. Of course Jesus hates muslims. He hates all enemies of America and all who deny Him with false prophets. And of course he doesn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t love people who are different from BBN. He only loves those who follow Him after all - otherwise why else would He send them to hell (more than likely where you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re heading!)
If all that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s true, then what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the difference between him and Satan? Cause Satan only likes people who like him and help him, too.
Hopefully we will see that nuclear bomb go off and blow up Iraq, Iran, North Korea and Germany well before then.
Oh, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t think that you want to see that, Jarvis. Cause two hours after, the EU would answer in the same way. And the French and British certainly have enough nukes to wish you some really good merry christmas.
And to those who didn?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t - God bless you and good luck in Hell.
Thanks. Although, there is no hell, so what are you talking about?
And good work moderating swissarmyknive?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s comments. Can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t take the truth?
PS: The lyrics and the singing have made my ears bleed.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
@Tessa:
tank you ;-)
I can never die, hell is afraid I’ll take over.
They ain’t gonna let a girl run Hell, anyway
I have to say i loved this song it really touched me and I am a liberal. The sad thing is by touched i mean it made me crack up because of how stupid and horrid this song is! And How sad it is.
Jesus and God if they were real would love enveryone not just Christians, or Americans. What makes u able to say that CHristianity is the only true religion? or America Is the one great country! If Jesus and God were about love and you want to follow them then how does the lyrics”While you?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re chanting ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?ohm?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas” make sense? Huh? Nukes kill, they dont give love. In gact i bet you cant even pronounce nuclear!
From Your Loyal Fan
Josh
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At least there is a sense of humor on this site. Take a look at Pastolite’s site (see post above this one) and you’ll realize that liberals are completely lacking in that department. For further evidence listen to anything that has ever come out of John Kerry or Ted Kennedy’s mouth. Free speech is fine with the lefties too just as long as it agrees with their narrow p.c. Mao, Jesse Jackson and Cindy Sheehan approved agenda. Satire? Forget it, unless it includes Bush and USA bashing! More and more you have to ask yourself “Would you even want to be in the same room with a freaking liberal?” I’ll take this group of jokers on this site any day. Anybody who reads between the lines knows what’s really going on on here. The dim witted but p.c. lefties obviously haven’t got a clue! Merry Christmas at you all! Ho ho ho!
God Bless America!
Merry Christmas to all!!!
Let’s be clear about this: God loves everyone who agrees with me. Plain an’ simple. Now go have some fun. An’ make it clean an’ holsum fun, ’cause we’re watchin’.
Enjoy.
Dear People at STR, lately I’m haunted by doubts I fear I may loose my faith, Unless the good people here at STR can help me!
So please, by the love of Jesus help me find the answers to these questions:
Redemption is beyond the capacity of man. No human sacrifice no act of courage or love or wisdom can save man. Salvation, what ever that might be, is impossible! Unless, the unthinkable happens: The son of god, or god himself, descends into the world and offers himself as a sacrifice to ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ god!
The father-son relationship between Jesus and Yahweh is confusing, especially in light of Christianity?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s monotheistic nature. But let?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s assume for a moment that both, the son and the father are god. Now, why exactly is the violent death of Jesus, the god son, supposed to appease Yahweh, the vengeful god father? Yahweh did after all repeatedly destroy entire nations for lesser and less personal offenses then the murder of his only son.
And how can it be within the capacity of a divine, by definition imperishable, being to perish?
Yours in Christ
Eosforo Iapeteides
Bible was written by man. Man is imperfect. Thus man’s God is imperfect.
So much for loving and caring Christians. You do realize that there are Christians and innocent people and children in the middle east, and that extremist Muslims make up around 0.07% of the population (which is growing thanks to us occupying their land in our, if I may use the term, SATANIC war)?
…
And, as Christians say ‘God bless you’, I feel obliged to end my post with an opportunity for you to discover the truth:
Post these links into your browser, watch the movies:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6495462761605341661&q=Martial+Law
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=786048453686176230&q=Terrorstorm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-82095917705734983&q=Bohemian+Grove
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198&q=America+Freedom+to+Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=Loose+Change
Draw your own conclusions…