Briefly Patriotic - A Birthday Prayer
My daughter turned ten today.? I?d like to share the following birthday prayer we before every birthday supper.
Merciful Creator, we humbly thank You for sending us [the name of the child] down from Heaven to spend as much time as You see fit on Earth before she?s called back to join Your Heavenly choir.? We hope she understands that she is blessed since she was neither scraped from her sobbing mother?s womb nor had her brains vacuumed from her head.? She, unlike so many other innocent pre-born children, was not killed by ?science?.? We chose not to throw her mangled, lifeless body into a trashcan in some rat infested alleyway but to bring her into this world as one who works to bring the knowledge of Your will to the people of world.? Amen.
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You pray that gross sounding prayer(in my opinion)at the supper table before you eat? Do you pray that out loud right in front of your daughter? That seems to me like a mother saying to someone in front of her child “I’m glad I changed my mind about aborting the kid!” but worse with the gruesome details about abortion and at a place that could ruin ones appetite! I believe children can handle rough subjects but that’s just seems to me too personal and in the wrong place for the subject to be brought up! Whatever happened to just saying grace at the table and keeping unpleasant topics for another time and place? That prayer doesn’t seem to be a good thought to digest supper on in my opinion! Pray however you want though,that’s just my thoughts on a prayer I wouldn’t want to hear at my table at suppertime!
Yeah, well, that’s just about what I’d expect. Y’all don’t like any prayer that ain’t got “homosexual”, “fellatio” or “in my butt” in it. Y’all ain’t Christians, so why don’t y’all just take your great big noses and put ‘em somewhere else.
God is Love!
Ten year old, and you already speak to her about womb, abortion, and dead babies thrown in trash can to be eaten by rats … you could try to protect her innocence instead of filling her young mind with those mature concepts…
Happy birthday to her anyway, I hope she will grow beautifull and smarter than her parents.
Ain’t that just like the french to tell you how to raise your family.
God is Love!
Billy Bob,get a clue! I was merely giving an opinion on subjects I believe might not be suitable for the supper table or suitable for kids! I thought I was clear enough that they’re only my opinions! What is your bizarre obsession with sex acts have to do with that? I don’t appreciate you second-guessing wrongly what I allegedly wanted someone to pray about! I’m not forcing anyone to agree with me,like you’d like to do! You don’t know if I’m a Christian or not,you’ve never met me, much less know what’s in my heart! You just refuse to accept the fact that anyone that doesn’t blindly believe the exact same things as you do can be a Christian! How am I putting my nose in anybody’s business when they put a prayer on a website for all to see and make it possible for practically anyone to post comments? All I did was express an opinion,I’m not dictating to anybody how to pray! You can’t stand the idea of opinions other than those that agree with everything you and the STR crew say! Well,excuse me for thinking for myself and daring to have an opinion you don’t like or understand!
Mmmmm…dead babies eaten by rats…..
Is this website a joke? Or is Shelley really a brainwashed, crazy Republocrat? I can’t tell. Probably the latter.
You should be thankful for science, otherwise you would be like a peasant in the dark ages, bound to the land and dieing from the common cold, all the while praying to Jesus that your family survives the winter, then dieing at the age of 23.
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And, as Christians say ‘God bless you’ or some other such garbage, I feel obliged to end my post with an opportunity for you to discover the truth:
Post these links into your browser, watch the movies:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6495462761605341661&q=Martial+Law
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=786048453686176230&q=Terrorstorm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-82095917705734983&q=Bohemian+Grove
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4312730277175242198&q=America+Freedom+to+Fascism
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7866929448192753501&q=Loose+Change
Draw your own conclusions…
Well, congratulations Billy Bob Neck. Greetings from me. I hope she’ll live a long and peaceful decent live. And that contains not to be that racist and stupid like her father, Bill.
Greetings and Happy Birthday, lil’ girl. I hope you enjoyed your birthday presents!
Yours in Christ,
Reclaimer
@BBN
Maybee they are not all Christians in here, but they certainly don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t pretend to be ( Like You ), and most of them even have higher Christian values and morals, than you do….And what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s with the name calling BBN???.. Wasn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t it you who once said, that all “name callers” were homosexuals??? Now where does that put you???
You still say that GOD is Love…And you are still right… But you haven?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t learned the meaning of the word yet…
And yea… The French ( Like most others) obviously have a better understanding on how to raise their children, than you Fanatic Christian Lunatics…
Amen
That is a sick “prayer”. As always, it incites me to hope that this website is a parody and that there really are NOT people like you out there in the world. Unfortunately, I have to face reality.
There is something severely wrong with your mind if you’re “praying” like that on your child’s birthday. What a disgusting person you are.
Well, that prayer?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s something you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want a child to hear. You won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t be showing a child Saving Private Ryan or other such movies, right? That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the same thing.
Otherwise, pray what you want, I don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care.
Although, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d like to wish that child a good life. May it become smarter than it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s parents. :)
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
“And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. verily I say unto you, they have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask Him.” - MATTHEW 6:5-8