New Year Notices
Friends,
I know things seem a little quite here at Shelley’s, but I can assure you it’s just the calm before the storm. Great things are happening at STR.com in 2007 and Shelley has kindly allowed me to be the bearer of this good news.
In January, thanks to your donations we are able to launch our new ?Kids on Fire Patriot Camp?, program for young Christians. Shelley and Barbra will be leading a group of fifty of the luckiest little Americans. This camp is for kids who want to get closer to Jesus. We’ll be speaking in tongues and helping turn your children into warriors for Christ. There are three spare places, so please contact us at the usual address if one of your children would like to attend. Priority will go to the families of our corporate donors.
Shelley and Barbra will teach your kids to smash liberalsim, and fight atheism. You could be the leader of a family of Christian Soldiers!
In December we began our partnership with what is probably the best Science site on the Internet, I’m sure you guessed that I’m talking about ?Overwhelming Evidence? the site created by Bill Dembski to keep young people up to date with the latest issues in the Intelligent Design controversy. Bill has personally agreed to let us use some of the best articles published on his site ? we will be featuring these over the next month or so.
I will be delivering the keynote address for the launch of Bill Dembski’s exciting new book; the text that promises to finally smash the Darwin’s sorry looking theory of evolution!
Finally, your generous donations have also funded a replacement for Billy Bob’s Jesus Car. We were all very sad when Satan himself deprived the state of Massachusetts of this four wheeled vehicle of salvation. Thankfully, we have found a suitable vehicle and equipped it with everything Billy is every likely to need to conduct his important ministry.
The STR.com Jesus Car. It’s an exciting multimedia Jesus experience. Sinners beware: Billy Bob is taking Sodomy Central back to God!
With God’s help and your continued prayers, I just know that ShelleyTheRepublican will be instrumental in delivering a Republican victory in 2008.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Oh my! That’s the first thing I needed and the last thing I expected! God truly provides for His flock! A great big thank you to God for putting the spirit of giving into so many upstanding Christians!
God is Love!
In January, thanks to your donations we are able to launch our new ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Kids on Fire Patriot Camp?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, program for young Christians. Shelley and Barbra will be leading a group of fifty of the luckiest little Americans. This camp is for kids who want to get closer to Jesus. We?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll be speaking in tongues and helping turn your children into warriors for Christ. There are three spare places, so please contact us at the usual address if one of your children would like to attend. Priority will go to the families of our corporate donors.
Okay, I will just inform the FBI to have an eye on this…
In December we began our partnership with what is probably the best Science site on the Internet, I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m sure you guessed that I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥m talking about ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Overwhelming Evidence?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? the site created by Bill Dembski to keep young people up to date with the latest issues in the Intelligent Design controversy. Bill has personally agreed to let us use some of the best articles published on his site ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¨ we will be featuring these over the next month or so.
Calling that stuff science….
Finally, your generous donations have also funded a replacement for Billy Bob?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s Jesus Car. We were all very sad when Satan himself deprived the state of Massachusetts of this four wheeled vehicle of salvation. Thankfully, we have found a suitable vehicle and equipped it with everything Billy is every likely to need to conduct his important ministry.
Wow, that car looks like it will break down any moment. I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d not like to drive such a rusty bucket. That?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s an offense to Jesus.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7cU8k0KYPY
Poor little kids, brainwashed into submission before they can make opinions of their own…
Religion and Science do not go together. Full stop.
And the car… I’d rather flee away, afraid it would break down and hurt me.
hahaha that is the ugliest looking car i have ever seen in my life rofl. XD