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Merry Christmas

Mrs. Goodman sent me a message saying that, more than anything, she’d like this song reposted on Christmas Day.? “Billy Bob,” she wrote, “I don’t think that I’ve ever heard a song so skillfully combine a love for Jesus, respect for Christmas and a strong anti-terror message.? I wish all Christmas songs could be like this one.”

Well, Mrs. Goodman, here it is and Merry Christmas to you and yours!

http://billybobneck.com/media/Merry_Christmas.mp3

Well, Jesus was born on a cold, snowy day
And his message was love and to show us the way
And if you don’t believe that
One day you’ll burn in Hell
Over and over and over again
You say “peace on earth, goodwill toward all men”
What about when the terrorists strike once again?
Are you gonna hug ‘em?

While you’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas

So celebrate Satan,
Spread your Kwanzaa news
Or don’t eat Pork
Or whatever you Jews do
I’ll be saving your butts
Protecting your views
You’re welcome

Go find a deadbeat with a problem to solve
Go tell your kids that from apes we evolved
And put a fake tree
On the back of your Volvo
Remember

While you’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas

It’s the best birthday present I could give to him
A world without Muslims, Amen!
Happy Birthday!

While they’re chanting “ohm”
I’m gonna be assembling a nuclear bomb
To wish Al Qaeda
Merry Christmas

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Sunday Prayer

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Heavenly Father
In this time of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Who You sent to earth to be killed by the Jews
So that we may have eternal life
We humbly thank You for Your love and guidance
In making ShelleyTheRepublican.com
The beacon of hope, love and compassion for American Christians all over the globe
We thank You for the strength to turn the other cheek
As liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world
Come to jeer, mock and disparage our faith in You and Your Son, Jesus Christ
Born of the Virgin Mary some 2006 years ago tomorrow
And we hope that You will wish Him a Happy Birthday from?us poor, wretched sinners who don’t deserve His love
We know that in Your allowing the liberals to take over the government
You’re telling us that the End Times are close at hand
And we take joy in knowing that soon we will sing Your praises in Heaven
While the liberals, satanists, secularists, one-worlders, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Taoists, Wiccans, pagans, atheists, agnostics, Zoroastrians and all the other fake religions of the world have the flesh burned off their bodies in Hell

Amen

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Briefly Patriotic - A Tree Hugger Christmas

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Mrs. Goodman gave me a challenge.? “Billy Bob,” she told me, “I want you to find a song that not only keeps Jesus as the reason for the season but also is gonna open the eyes some of these liberal, sodomite, latte-drinking, Volvo driving, New York Times reading, neo-Stalinist zombies to the power and the glory of our Lord, Jesus Christ.? If we get just 10% of ‘em that’s gonna take that much more sin out of the world.”

Well, Mrs. Goodman, I wracked my brain and I hope I’m gonna do you proud.? This here’s a version of The Little Drummer Boy that’ll break the heart of any liberal strong with the guts to listen to it!

And once Jesus shines his light of forgiveness on you, don’t hesitate to use the Contact Page to get a hold of us for prayer and guidance!

God is Love!

The Little Drummer Boy

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Let’s put Christ back into Christmas: The Reason for the season

Soon it will be Christmas! Christmas!

As Billy Bob Neck put it so eloquently in his video yesterday: “Christmas.”

And, I’m not sorry if this offends any liberals out there, but that means it’s Christ’s birthday. The day that our LORD and savior came to earth for our sins.

Some Liberals seem to have forgotten this fact. If you make the mistake of going into a Gap store this Christmas, for instance, you’d think we were celebrating some kind of pagan feast day, instead of the night that angels sang our LORD to earth. The Gap, scared of offending non-Christians with reminders that they’re wrong and going to hell, have silenced the name of our LORD in all their stores.

Those patriots at the American Family Association have been investigating and the results are just shocking.

“Gap, which owns Old Navy, Banana Republic, Forth & Towne and Piperlime, has become the latest politically correct retailer, intentionally censoring the use of ‘Christmas’ in their in-store, online and printed advertising,” said Donald Wildmon, founder of the American Family Association.

“As hard as we tried,” the Christian founder continued, “AFA could not find a single instance in which Gap-owned stores use the term ‘Christmas.’ Not a single time! When one Old Navy store manager was asked by AFA if the word Christmas was in his store, he answered, ‘We have a lot of Christmas gifts in our stores, but the word Christmas is not used here. Everything is holiday.’ Gap wants you to do your Christmas shopping with them, but they don’t want to mention the Reason for the season. Gap doesn’t want to offend non-Christians by using Christmas. The fact that their censoring the use of Christmas might offend Christians seems to be of no importance.”

How right he is! Why do liberals insult us by ignoring the Greatest Story Ever Told, by turning their backs on the love of Christ. Shame on them!


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Do you know what the Gap demand instead of Christ? “Peace” and “love”. But how do those things come without Jesus? And what use are they if you’re going to hell anyway? Muslims don’t have Jesus and look at the mess in their war-torn countries. Will Gap help them? No. Will a bunch of hippies muttering about peace and love man and injecting drugs? No. Will Jesus? Yes… If they come back to Him.


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Jesus gave us Christmas. Why do liberals try to deny this? Why do they write “Season’s Greetings” in their Christmas cards? Why do they call it the winter holiday? What’s wrong with them?

Are they scared of Jesus?

Well I’ve got news. Good news! They might turn their backs on the LORD, but He isn’t ever going to forsake them. Especially not on His birthday.

So today, and over the next few days, before you do the Christian thing and tuck into some fine food and give some good gifts, I want you to remember the liberals in your prayers. Pray that the gifts they get this holiday remind them of the greatest gift of all. The gift of love from God: His one and only son Jesus Christ. The reason that we have Christmas.


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Merry Christmas to each and every one of you!

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Briefly Patriotic - Christmas Cowboys

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“Billy Bob,” some folks say, “why don’t you just lighten up?? There ain’t nothing wrong with ‘White Christmas’ or ‘Rudolph the Socialist Reindeer”.? So, why can’t you just give us a song that’s just a song about Christmas?”? I’m gonna start sounding like a broken record, but Jesus is the reason for the season.? Without him, we’re might as well just admit that Darwin was right and that we got monkeys for our uncles.? That ain’t gonna happen.? I’ll give you Yippy-Ki-Yo Christmas, though

God is Love!
Yippy-Ki-Yo-Christmas

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Merry CHRISTMAS

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Briefly Patriotic - Have A Good Chuckle!

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I’ve said it before and I guess I’ll just have to keep on saying - we don’t need to take drugs and have gay sex to have a hootin’ and hollerin’ good time!? And that goes double for Christmas!? Take a listen to this “completely inoffensive holiday” song. Heh heh!? I’ll betcha you’ll be falling off your chair laughing!!

God is Love!

Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

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A beautiful, beautiful poem for Christmas

A patriot sent me this beautiful poem written by one of our brave soldiers. I thought we could all benefit from some of his wisdom this Christmas.

A Soldier’s Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone,
in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone.I had come down the chimney with presents to give,
and to see just who in this home did live.
I looked all about, a strange sight I did see,
no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree.

No stockings by mantle, just boots filled with sand,
on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands.
With medals and badges, awards of all kinds,
A sober thought came through my mind.

For this house was different, it was dark and dreary,
I found the home of a soldier, once I could see clearly.

The soldier lay sleeping, silent, alone,
curled up on the floor in this one bedroom home.
The face was so gentle, the room in such disorder,
not how I pictured a United States Solider.

Was this the hero of whom I’d just read?
curled up on a poncho, the floor for a bed?
I realized the families that I saw this night,
owed their lives to these soldiers who were willing to fight.

Soon round the world, the children would plan,
and grownups would celebrate a bright Christmas Day.
They all enjoyed freedom each month of the year,
because of the soldiers, like the one lying here.

I couldn’t help wonder how many lay alone,
on a cold Christmas Eve in a land far from home.
The very thought brought a tear to my eye,
I dropped to my knees and started to cry.

The soldier awakened and I heard a rough voice,
Santa don’t cry, this life is my choice.
I fight for freedom, I don’t ask for more,
my life is my God, my country, my corps.

The soldier rolled over and drifted to sleep,
I couldn’t control it, I continued to weep.
I kept watch for hours, so silent and still
and we both shivered from the cold night’s chill.

I didn’t want to leave on that cold, dark night,
this Guardian of Honor, so willing to fight.
Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure,
whispered, carry on Santa, it’s Christmas Day, all is secure.

One look at my watch. and I knew he was right.
Merry Christmas my friend, and to all a good night.

This poem was written by By Lance Corporal James M. Schmidt back in 1986.

I want to know, what do the Muslim killers think when they read this? How much hate must they have in their hearts to murder such heroes?

Only God can answer that.

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Muslims! Our warriors are ready for you every single day of the year. Don’t think you can mess. Even on Christmas Day!
For my part, I think it’s a beautiful piece and am deeply moved by it. If the Nobel Prize for Literature committee wasn’t run by a cabal of European liberals, Major Schmidt would have been sure to win it. As it is, Liberals no doubt condemn his beautiful heartfelt message as sentimental pap. But what do they know about true art? Liberals only think it’s art if no one can comprehend it. But here at STR.com, we are glad to be able to understand what Major Schmidt is saying and we salute him. His words have gotten right to the heart of our Warriors’ service and sacrifice against any enemy and said it better than any of us ever could.

Merry Christmas!

Sam Johnston

Image thanks to: www.uscg.mil/history/PersianGulfChron.html

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Briefly Patriotic - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

Since we’re coming up on the world’s Holiest day out of all 365 days in the year I figure that I’ll give y’all a break from my gum-flapping and let them that knows best how to sing his praises do just that.? I’ll be posting a new Christmas song up until the day that marks the birth our Lord and Savior and his unselfish gift to the whole world.

So sit back and get ready for some wonderful Christmas songs that actually talk about Jesus and don’t make you wanna get sick.

Up first - The one and only Kitty Welles

God is Love!

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S

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Help Win The War On Christmas

Yesterday I told y’all about a nursing home that put their elderly patients through a living Hell by depriving them of one of the only few bright spots left in the remaining days of their lives - Christmas.? Imagine spending your last days on earth waiting for Death to come and take you to your Savior and having some middle manger tell you that, well, no, you ain’t gonna celebrate the birthday of Jesus because we don’t feel like letting you.? There’s only one reason that those old people have got a chance to?die with dignity this Christmas season - somebody spoke up.

Too many times we Christians get the wrong message about Jesus.? “Jesus is all about love and forgiveness so y’all oughta just turn the other cheek while we?destroy all that you hold dear and turn your children against both you and God.”? Well, I don’t mean to use strong language but that’s a load of bull crap.? It’s time we Christians started to realize that we gotta take a stand and fight back against the forces of Satan.? And here’s a couple of ways to do that.

First off, ain’t nothing beats the power of a good bumper sticker.? There ain’t one single activist judge that can make up some law about how you can decorate your own car.? It’s your car.? You bought it.? Put whatever you want on it!? All them liberals got their bumper stickers with cuss words and nobody arrests them.? There’s all sorts of good ones out there.? It think my favorites right now is

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Or you can make up your own!? All you need is a printer and a good idea!? How about “What the heck is Kwanzaa?!!”

Second - If you ain’t home schooling (and you really oughta consider it) chances are good that the homosexual that’s teaching your child hates Jesus.? And because he/she/it hates Jesus then Christmas is hateful to them.? And because Christmas is hateful to them they wanna get rid of anything that can remind your child of the birth of the Savior of Mankind.? They’re gonna pull out any trick they can from banning songs traditional Christmas hymns during the school “Holiday” pageant to banning Christmas ornaments in classrooms to even banning the colors red and green.? That’s when you gotta hit them just as hard as they’re trying to hit you.? Since unlike some other religious faiths, Christians don’t believe in suing first and asking questions later, you oughta talk to the principal first.? Something like this usually works.

Hi, Principal [Sodomite].? My child told me that you’re trying to destroy Christianity in America by not allowing him/her to praise the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ in a way consistent with the first Amendment of the Constitution.? If this is true then I’ll be calling all the local newspapers, TV and radio stations to inform them that not only are you bigoted against Christians but that you have openly gay teachers on your staff.

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“I just L-O-V-E directing the kindergarten pagan
thelebration of the Winter Tholstith!? VA-VA-VA-VOOOM!”

Usually, that’s all it takes for the principal to personally bring in Christmas decorations.? If not, then The Liberty Council is your next stop.? In some cases they can provide help with in minutes.? And if the ACLU steps into the fight they’ll handle the case for free!

This same tactic works in the office, too.? Of course, you’ll want to be a little more discreet.? Rather than talk to your boss, I’d recommend writing directly to the president of the company, as well as the vice president, CEO, CFO, legal council,?comptroller and everyone on the Board of Directors.? One of these folks is bound to be a Christian and, who knows, you might find yourself in your old boss’ office!

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A typical office decorated for the “holidays”

Thirdly, don’t forget the power of the pocketbook!? Once again, the folks at The Liberty Council did all the legwork and offer a Naughty and Nice list which tells you which companies you should and should NOT buy from.? Tops on the list is Best Buy (which you oughta call WORST Buy!? Haha) since they consider “Merry Christmas” to be disrespectful.? You oughta know that if you kept your receipts then you can march right back to the store and return everything.? And when you do, make sure you let the manager know that not only will you not be walking into their store again until the “come to Jesus (haha)” but that the manager will personally burn in Hell for allowing this kind of thing to happen.

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Pointing out the dangers of actively working against
the celebration of the birth of Christ is every
manager’s nightmare.

Lastly, and probably most important, say “Merry Christmas” to every single person you meet.? Whether it’s in a store, your office, on the shooting range or just walking down the street this is the best defense against Satan’s spreading influence.

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