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I ain’t ashamed to admit that I’m having a hard time typing through the tears of pride and joy that are streaming down my face right now. I dare y’all not to shed a tear when you watch this!

I wanna thank Sweet Sweet Freedom for sharing this! God bless you!!

God is Love!

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We at ShelleyTheRepublican.com always appreciate feedback, prayers and suggestions from our many loyal readers. Take for example this letter sent by John Stevenson, a fellow patriot who like us has become concerned by the rising tide of atheism and secularism that threatens to destroy every last ounce of American values and culture:

I have this brilliant idea how to stop terror and all kind of evil activity. It’s so simple that I can’t believe its not already been tried:

Something that Terrorists, towel heads, atheists, democrats, satanists and other lowlife have in common is that they shy away from the true God and his Holly sign. We can take advantage of this by placing lots of crucifixes in all public places, for example hospitals, shopping malls and court-houses.

We also need to install loudspeakers which broadcast Bible sermons and Christian music all over the country. This will put evil people in an constant agony and they will avoid all places where they are forced to hear the word of God. They will also be a lot easier to spot because its hard for them to keep a strait face when they are constantly facing god. This will give Jesus’ followers the opportunity to take them down before they commit more acts of murder or pedophilia.

Christians energised by God’s music. Atheists will be driven away into their hovels of evil.

Feel free to use this idea as your own. I just want the word out and get people to put crucifixes on strategic places and to get them to play holy music on their stereos. I know you are a Christian leader and I believe you can make this happen.

What a marvelous suggestion. We at STR.com have always believed that the vision of the Cross and the sound of God’s music is enough to drive the demons from any sinner. If only we could somehow gather together all of the Christian children of America and send them into the deserts of Iraq and Afghanistan, we could allow them to sing of God’s love to the towel-head terrorists. I’m certain that God’s love would stir their hearts and that they would instantly repent of their ways.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Once again, murderer and US Senator Teddy ?Fat Drunken Amoral Slob? Kennedy wants to jump in and screw things up again.? It ain?t bad enough that he let that poor girl drown in that river and that almost anyone related to him is either a killer, a criminal or addicted to something, but now he?s come out and told John Kerry that he won?t back him for a presidential run in 2008.? By now I?m used to people saying, ?Billy Bob are you crazy?? but I ain?t.? It?s pretty much a given that we?ll have a Republican president in 2008.? The only question is by what kind of margin.? If John Kerry gets the nomination, we?ll win by a landslide and then the rest of the Middle East better watch their butts.

The Kennedy Curse

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Friends,

According to the cartel of America-hating liberal economists, last month the Dollar “slumped” against the Euro. Some claimed it “nose-dived” while in other hyperbole-strewn rants, it was claimed that our Dollar “dam is breaking“. I ask you, is it more than a coincidence that our currency weakened at exactly the same time the Federal mint announced that the words “In God We Trust” should be removed from the face of the dollar coin? It doesn’t take a genius in Economics to see the clear sign that once again, God is angry with us. God is trying to remind us who the money belongs to: Jesus.

The Euro, it’s coming was predicted in the book of Revelations. Most Christian scholars agree that it is Satan’s own currency. According to analysts at the Rapture Index (the most accurate indicator of end-times activity) a weak Dollar relative to the Euro may indicate that Satan’s forces are assembling for the final assault on America.

A long time ago the Dollar was ‘pegged’ to the Gold-standard. That meant that for each dollar in circulation the Federal Reserve had to hold an appropriate volume of gold. In those days it was felt that Gold was the best standard to back up money because Gold is always precious and can never tarnish.

During the permissive twenties America worshiped Gold, and most people think that was the cause of the Great Depression. In an instant the American economy collapsed, much the same way that God destroyed the tower of Babel. The Great depression was God’s way of telling America that we should worship Jesus and not Gold.

The Bible teaches us that God’s love is worth more than gold. History teaches us that it is foolish to base a currency on a Gold standard when God’s standard is ever-lasting.

This makes perfect sense because God is the universal standard that never fluctuates. God’s value does not go up or down, and your home and property can never be at risk when you invest in Jesus. That is why our currency has the words “In God We Trust” written on it. It means that God is guaranteeing the dollars in your pocket. What more security could you ever need than that?

If you want to keep the Dollar strong, don’t ask an economist - take a common-sense approach to your finances. The solution is in the bible. Do not invest in sinful foreign nations, give your money to the Church who will invest that money in saving souls. The Dollar’s strength is linked to our moral wealth. If we would only trust in Jesus then the Dollar would soar and we would all be millionaires.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Anybody who?s serious about winning the War on Terror knows that the recommendations of the Iraq Study group is just a bunch of bull crap and that those recommendations can be summed up in three words ? Cut And Run.??? President Bush has every right in the world to put their recommendations where they belong ? in the garbage can.? And the American people should, too, because you know what??? I didn?t vote for James Baker and I don?t care what he thinks.? I voted for George W. Bush because he?s gonna stay the course no matter what happens because that?s what a strong leader does ? he don?t back down.? He knows that you?ve got to stay the course and not change horses in mid-stream because freedom isn?t free.

The Iraq Stupid Group

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Friends,

if Darwin’s “natural selection” were the driving force of life (which of course it isn’t) you could not morally encourage another person to keep on living after a set-back. We could not love our families above all things, and we could not care for our elderly and sick. It would be impossible to have any kind of morality, kindness and generosity. Compassion would be impossibe. The implications are anarchy and hedonism, war and spiritual death.

A homosexual cheetah kills an antelope. This image from a well known liberal photographic collection shows the “true” meaning of “natural selection”, liberals hope that darwinism will help them soft-sell the homosexual agenda.

The simple fact is that there is no such thing as “natural selection” and “survival of the fittest”. Only God decides who lives or dies, and his criteria is simple: The law of the Bible.

Fortunately we live in a divinely ordered world, and one in which the neo-darwinist’s lunatic fantasies are blatantly false. One need only look at the world to see that it has been blessed by Jesus, and those who pray and give their money to conservative chartities will continue to be blessed. But it seems that some so-called “scientists” still cling on to their darwinistic dogmas long after their cherished theories have been rejected by the majority of Americans.

Consider this very typical article from the “Google Group” called talk.origins. I promise you we did not make this up, however one glance at “talk.origins” will show that this is only the tip of the iceberg of lunacy. When atheists resort to such desperate arguments can we be in any doubt that they know their theories are as dead as Mr Darwin?

From: I Hate Jesus
Subj: I have proved Evolution

Absolutely, definitively, and without question. My proof is
irrefutable. But I’m not going to tell you what it is until I have
written it all up in a paper, which could take, oooh, years. I have a
video, too, that proves it all conclusively, but you can’t see it, oh
no, because you’re not worthy. Cites? You want cites? I’ve got lots of
cites, to literally millions of textbooks, … and they’re mine, I tell
you, all mine. But if you like, I will post a post full of links to all
my old posts, and I’m sure that will convince you. By the way, did you
know Dembski is a heterosexual-adherent? Oh, yes. It’s all about
decisions, you see, and if any of you decide to indulge in free
behaviour and argue with me I will be forced to be extremely merciful,
and ignore you completely. Or I might swear at you a lot, and call you
fascist cheerleaders. Science, you say? I know all the science I need
to know, because I was in a hospital once, and that makes me an expert
on Everything. Next thing you know you’ll be trying to tell me
contraception can prevent pregnancy. I know what you are all up to …
it’s a conspiracy, but that’s all right. It makes me extremely happy to
know that you all think I’m wrong, because if you agreed me that would
prove me wrong, but you don’t, so that proves I’m right. That’s
invulnerable logic, that is. I’ve told you, don’t argue, or I’ll get
merciful again. You wouldn’t like me when I’m merciful. Why? Because I
said so. Isn’t that good enough for you? WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I
SHOUTED? I’m going to have my own stalker, you know, who follows me
round accusing me of being nice to Greeks. Yeah, but you can’t get me.
I know what God equals, guv. (George … don’t do that). And Hitler
liked dogs, you know. Significant, eh? I told ‘em, I did, millennium
hand and shrimp. Stalin’s wife committed suicide, what do you think of
that, then? Do you think I can’t tell what you’re all up to, running
about telling hawks from handsaws?

These fragments I have shored against my ruins. And somebody get these
eels out of here.

What nonsense! Is this what passes for evidence amongst scientists? Why do most scientists put such faith in this kind of “evidence”? Next time you see somebody who claims to believe in Darwin’s theory of evolution remind them that their theories are the product of madness wheras the FACTS of Intelligent Design are based on the eternal words of God and his greatest gift to mankind: The Holy Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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Dear LORD,

Help me to see
The truth of faith
And keep me from the lies
Of Your Enemies.

Dear LORD,

Help me to see
The value of service and humility
The strength of hope and good
The health of trust and humor
The reality of love
The beauty of America
The joy of beauty

Dear LORD,

Help me to see and believe in you
and to bring out
the badness from others.

Dear LORD,

Help me bring out their patriotism too,
As You bring out
the best in me.

In Jesus’ Name
Amen

Pastor Bucks

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I was talking with Mrs. Goodman who told me, “Billy Bob, I’m not so sure that we should have something funny to end Drug Week on.? I think we need to end with something that’s going to inspire our readers not only not to do drugs?but to start making the right choice in their lives.? Surely there must be a song out there that has a strong anti-drug message that isn’t that awful Huey Lewis and the News.”

Well, you’re talking to the right man, Mrs. Goodman.? So here’s Grace Hawthorne and Red Buryl and their chorus singing “Yes, I Know When To Say No”.

http://shelleytherepublican.com/audio/Yes.mp3

God is Love!

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STR.com War On Drugs week

Here at Shelleytherepublican.com it has long been our policy not to bring our personal lives into discussion. Our aim is to be as objective as possible in our presentation of the strength of compassionate conservatism, family values, patriotism and the need to follow God’s word. However, just for this one special occasion at the end of drugs week, I intend to break our ‘golden rule’ and talk about matters that are to me both deeply personal and imbued with shame.

I’m sad to say that I’m referring to my own drug hell. I thought that the spirit of confession would be the best way to finish this powerful War On Drugs week off ? and that my own battle with drugs would be instructive for anyone wondering about their dangers and folly.

Okay (and I really need Jesus by my side to give me strength as I type these next few words) I admit it. I’m ashamed to admit it, but I do. I once had a liberal relative even more deadly mired in sin and folly than Lance Duval, the disgraceful author of yesterday’s article.

Naturally, you’ll understand that I shuddered at the thought of crossing his threshold, but not too many years ago I shouldered my metaphorical cross and went to visit him. I reasoned that blood was thicker than mud, and it was my sacred duty as a Christian to at least try and reason with my lost cousin and bring him back from Satan.

“Go out and be a fisher of men,” said the LORD.I tried to fish out my cousin from the depths he had sunken unto. I really tried.

“Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me,” Jesus said too. “He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.”

I learned that lesson.

Jesus also spake true when he said: “I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin. Now a slave has no permanent place in the family, but a son belongs to it forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.”

I tried to obey Him. Of course once I?d fought my way past all the ?vote for Gore? signs and other trappings of the Evil One that marked out my cousin’s drive and once I went through his front door, pretty much the first thing I saw was a gigantic pot plant.

A pot plant not unlike the one I’m sad to say my own flesh and blood cultivatedMy cousin laughed when he saw me see this evil weed and I thought he was even going to offer me one of his ?jazz cigarettes?.

Straight out, I punched him down, tied him up and called our local Sheriff, Officer Dorian Sherman. Naturally Sheriff S. was as horrified as I was to see this devil plant growth in our good county and he gave my unconscious cousin a pretty strong seeing too with his baton for resisting arrest (the liberal fag wouldn?t get up and walk to the car like a man).

I knew then that he was going to hell, whatever I tried to do and sore was I grieved.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, he got five years in state penitentiary. When he came out he had the words ?bum boy? tattooed on his forehead, I presume because some wrongly convicted republican (probably there because of some liberal plot relating to a so-called non existent ?financial scandal?) had taken it upon himself to warn the world of just what kind of (half) man my cousin was.

A few months later he died of the gay Aids, like most liberals. I don?t know if he?s happier now, burning in hell, but I do know that I saved him from yet more sin and that the world is at least a better place without him and his foul pot plants.

I?m glad he died because he had brought shame on my family and was only going to sin more and have more trouble in the afterworld if he had lived.

I?m not glad that pot took him away from God and I only hope that Americans can learn from his example and report all marijuana smoking activity and any Rastafarians that they come across right away so that this pustule can be wiped from the face of our Great Nation.

Meanwhile, I treasure my cousin’s memory in my heart and pray for him daily. I pray too that more don’t follow in his steps and have to die because of the evil of drugs and cannabis.

God save us from liberals and their drugs and diseases!

Amen.

Sam Johnston

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I wanna cut to the chase without any of the polite beating around the bush and diplomatic bull crap that the politicians in Washington make a living off of - Robert Gates should be hung for treason.? Anybody in their right mind knows that when you?re in a war you are always winning.? This lousy liberal S.O.B. just wrote the death notice for Lord knows how many of our brave fighting boys in Iraq.? And now this Iraq Study groups says we oughta cut and run.? When the towelheads come with their murder bombs strapped to their chest to blow up your family, neighbors and pets, just remember that we at Shelley The Republican warned you what would happen if liberals took over Congress.? Grab a towel and face East, because it?s only a matter of time.

Hang Gates!

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[Editor's Note - As the founder of Shelley The Republican, it was always my fervent hope to present both sides of any debate. I think that many of the "comments" left on this website do a good job in showing American Patriots what the face of Terrorism in America looks like and why you should vote Republican. Thus, as we continue with Drug Week, we present the liberal side of the argument with Lance. SG]

DUDES!!

Where?s my home brothers?! It?s L-A-N-C-E, baby! Drug Week! Wow! When the old bitch told me that this place was gonna have a Drug Week I was like FAR-FREAKING-OUT, Daddy-o! Finally, somebody?s gonna buy ME some drugs instead of me having to buy them for myself which means that after I get them I don?t have enough money left to buy drugs with. WHUH? God, I am SO STONED RIGHT NOW! Did David Crosby die yet? I really liked him when he sang Little Drummer Boy with David Bowie and I really really like it when I watched it high on heroin at my Mom?s house and she?s all like ?what?s wrong with you, Lance?? and I?m like ?nothing, Mom, I?m just digging the vibe? and she?s like, ?no you?re not, you?re on drugs!? and I?m like [Editor?s Note ? For the sake of time, I?ve taken out two pages of this type of thing. Lance was obviously high on something when he wrote this. SG] It turns out the week is supposed to be about why drugs are bad. Which is stupid because THEY ROCK!!

The old, dumb, uncool people who run this thing like to say that drugs are hateful - but they?re probably too DRUNK to realize that they?re wrong. Alcohol is a drug, too, man, it a depressant which is why these old stick-up-their-butts types are so depressed. Relax, man! Kick back and shmoke shome WEEEEEED and take a trip to see Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, baby!! Besides, you know man, cannabis cures cancer and acid, dude, it like totally opens your mind, dude!! Like this one time, me and my girlfriend and my boyfriend and his boyfriend and her girlfriend went down to this place across from the thing and we got F***ED UP, man! We were tripping and slipping, baby! And while we tripping, my boyfriend?s girlfriend?s boyfriend comes up behind me and he starts [Editor?s Note ? The foul, display of carnality has no place on this site and therefore I have deleted it. SG] ?And I realized that even a flower has feelings and hopes and dreams and other stuff, too, but I can?t remember what they are right now.

So, ok, so I just got a call from my mom and my dad saying that they wouldn?t pay my rent anymore unless I started to really, really ?buckled down? (heh) and become something they call a ?contributing member of society? which is utter crap because what does a cop ?contribute? to society except making everybody nervous and uptight and uncool and dead and stuff. I mean, ok, maybe he contributes something. And I gotta go contribute something into the toilet cuz I?m still pretty wasted. I?ll be right back.

Hey! I just made up a new word ? ?copped?! That?s when you ?contribute? the contents of your stomach, like, ?I copped all over the chick yesterday and I thought I wouldn?t get to bang her but she copped all over me, too and then [Editor?s Note ? We?ll will be having a long talk with Lance about graphic sexual content. Again, I apologize SG]?so that?s what ?copped? means. The throwing up part and not the banging part.

Oh. Yeah. So my mom and my dad said they wouldn?t support me in the style to which I?ve become accustomed unless I started really showing them that my six years of college were worthwhile. So, I told them that I was gonna write an article about drugs for the this really conservative website and they almost SHI*T themselves because they, like, think that, like, every time you shmoke some WEEEEED that you?re killing an American soldier and stuff, which is really stupid unless you get some really bad acid and then go down to the ROTC headquarters with a gun and start shooting them but otherwise your just getting high. DUH!!

So, like, I?m supposed to write like 2500 words on drugs and stuff and I?m really, really close and once I email it to Shelley the Goofpublican and cc: my parents then they?re gonna put $5000 in my checking account and I?ll be able to pay my rent if I don?t blow it all on DRRRRUUUUGGGGSSS which I probably will cuz I know a lot of people with couches I can crash on if I get kicked out of my apartment, which I won?t cuz my dad is in some like Nazi group with the landlord. LAME!

Wow. Just like 27 more words to go. Ok ?

Drugs rock! They cure disease! Taking drugs never killed anybody! You always have killer sex on drugs! Legalize everything cuz then it?s not illegal!!

Um. Drugs rock?a lot!

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Friends,

We Republicans are no stranger to winning wars.? The great American President won the “cold war” against Communism, and George W. Bush is winning the war on terrorism, but before both of those wars was another even more important war: The War on Drugs.

Nixon: A much maligned man of vision and courage. Would President Carter have had the courage to start a war on drugs? Would Clinton have taken the time from raping his interns to make America drug free? Hell no, it takes Republican courage to do the right thing.

It’s hard to believe, but back in the easy-going days of 1960s liberalism most drugs were perfectly legal in America. Gangs of stoned youths roamed the streets beating up old folks just to be able to afford their next “hit” of cannabis. When Republican President Nixon took office, one of the first things he did was declare war on drugs. Today every single American owes this great Republican a debt of gratitude.

If it were not for the war on drugs, you would be a drug addict, or worse a casualty of evils of drug use.

If you ask a liberal what the “war on drugs” means to him, he will most likely criticize it. He will accuse it of being a “pointless waste of time“, “misguided” and may even go as far as saying that we have “lost the war“. Should we believe them? As with any claim made by atheist liberals, the truth is usually exactly the opposite of what they say. Remember, an atheist lacks a moral compass and can no longer distinguish between truth and lies. These are the same people who claim that America lost the war in Vietnam and that we are currently loosing the war in Iraq. Would you believe the zany notions of the same group of people who think that there is “civil war” in Iraq, and that the Iraqi people are victims of “American imperialism”? Of course not - these are the insane hallucinations of drug-users.

Why would liberals be against keeping America drug free? Is because they are all addicts and wish to legalize their own sinful behavior? According to the pro-America group Focus on the Family, that is only half the truth. Most pro-addiction democrats oppose the war on drugs because they believe that drug use is helping to secularize America. Liberals hope that by getting America high, we will forget about God.

This African-American thinks he can be anonymous, however he allowed one of the STR.com contributors to photograph his consumption of drugs. We have forwarded this image to the FBI, who will most likely convict him of possession. Together we can reclaim our streets from dangerous drug-users like this man.

Did you know that profits from the sale of drugs help finance Osama bin-Laden’s worldwide network of terror? Pot, one of the most addictive substances known to man is grown primarily in rogue-states such as Syria, Iran and Venezuela. Once it was the primary export of Afghanistan. When be brought freedom to that country, we stopped it’s production. Thanks to us Afghanistan is now drug-free, but what of these other nations? Sales of Pot help continue to finance these nation’s islamofascist and communist terrorists. Where would Hugo Chavez be now without the drug-trade which is his country’s primary export?

This instrument of terror goes by many names: “spliff”, “mary-jane”, “jazz-cigarette”, “joint” or “reefer”, regardless of what you call it the effect is the same. Addiction leading to madness, murder and possibly imprisonment and then suicide. Why are liberals tempted to try drugs like this? It’s because they have lost touch with the institution upon which America was founded: The Family.

It is a widely accepted fact that each “puff” on a marijuana cigarette pays for one terrorist bullet. Do you think that each time a liberal smokes his “reefer” he knows that he’s paying for a terrorist to kill a marine? Of course he knows - his hatred for America is what fuels his mindless addiction to this dangerous substance. Liberals think that prison sentences for drug-users are too tough, but since drug users are helping finance terrorism, I think the liberal courts are too permissive.

Liberals say that “drug use should not be a crime”, and that “drug addiction is merely a disease”. That makes as much sense as saying “murder is a disease” or “child pornography is just an alternative life-style”. Well I’ve got news for y’all. Drug taking is against the law and anybody who breaks the law is a criminal, and any criminals belong in jail, or better still - the death penalty. Only the death penalty offers a suitable deterrent and an appropriate punishment for the harm caused by drug use.

Is it cruel to put drug addicts in jail? Most Americans think not. Drug addicts have to rob and steal to finance their wicked habit. Jailing pot-fiends is as sensible as jailing murderers. Hopefully these dangerous men and women will cool off after 20 years in the slammer without parole!

The simple fact is that we are winning the war on drugs. Every year our police and customs confiscate more contraband than the year before. Every year we arrest and imprison more drug users, and soon liberal drug-fiends will get the message that America will not tolerate their evil ways.

Shelley The Republican’s action alerts:

• People who say we are loosing the war on drugs hate America and most likely sympathise with terrorists and are drug-users themselves. No court of law would find the opinion of a drug-user credible, so why should you?
• Americans want tougher sentencing for drug abusers. STR.com calls for all Christians to demand the death-penalty for drug-addicts. Their habit is helping to pay for terrorism.
• Petition your representative: Tell him that drug-use is a symptom of the secular culture that threatens to engulf America. Only Jesus Christ can save America from hellish addiction.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

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The Democ-Rats succeeded in handing over the United Nations to tyrants and terrorists yesterday when they forced John Bolton to hand in his resignation to President Bush.? Not that the United Nations, which as Dennis Prager quipped has ?more lies per square inch than any place else in the world? was any good to begin with.? While Saddam Hussein threatened the world with weapons of mass destruction they just smiled and picked the pockets of the American people.? Gimme one good reason why Iran and North Korea should get any kinda say whatsoever?? So with the only honest man in the UN gone, it?s time to think about starting our own United Nations ? a United Nations whose membership includes countries that believe in freedom, democracy and fair play ? just like we do.

A Decent U.N. For A Change

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