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Some English guy claiming to be from the BBC asked me to meet him in NYC and talk to him. I prayed on it and Jesus said that if they put me up proper and paid for the gas in my truck that I oughta do it.

He ain’t done with his video yet, but here’s here’ s a little piece of it.

God is Love!

Friends,

It’s been almost exactly a year since Shelley asked me to write a review of the new web-browser called Mozilla Firefox. Try as I might, I could not think of a single reason why any of our readers would care about this obsolete browser, the result of stripping Netscape Navigator of it’s features that would not work on Linux. The market has chosen the superior, more secure Internet Explorer and so have I. Mozilla FireFox is yesterday’s news.

As usual, Shelly has a knack of being right on the pulse of American culture. Although neither of us realized it at the time, Mozilla FireFox and just about every other product from the “Mozilla Foundation” contains an dread evil, possibly an evil that is as old as time itself and one which every single American and Christian should beware:

While monitoring a hacker chat-room, I observed that one of the hackers suggested typing “about:mozilla” into a web-browser, he claimed that something cool would happen. I put this code into Microsoft’s newest IE7 and nothing at all happened. Next I theorized that this might be a hacker code which would only work in the computer hacker’s favorite web-browser. I downloaded a copy of Mozilla FireFox onto a quarantine computer and typed the code in, and the results were shocking:

Every copy of Mozilla Firefox includes a hidden tract from the Satanist “Book of Mozilla”. Young impressionable kids in communist blue-states might be exposed to this kind of literature. Is this part of a liberal plan to turn young Americans away from God?

I saw a red page which contained a single quotation from a Satanist tract calling itself “The Book of Mozilla”. I searched MSN for more information about this book, and was astonished to find that despite being quoted from extensively no such book has ever been in print in America. Could this hidden book explain the motivations of the hackers who created Mozilla FireFox?

In order to find out I went to a hacker BBS called “IRC”, this is the place where Mozilla hackers are known to “hang out”. I asked a number of developers where I might find this book, but most denied it’s existence or claimed that it was “merely a joke”. Typical of linux hackers to joke about the anti-christ.

YOU (TristanShuddery) have joined #firefox
Topic for #firefox is ?http://firefox.com || Welcome to #firefox - Have a question about Mozilla Firefox? Just ask! Please wait for a response - we’re all in and out at different times. If nobody’s available to help, try asking in #firefox on irc.mozilla.org.?
TristanShuddery: Where can I find a copy of the “Book of Mozilla”? I’m a homosexual anti-American computer hacker just like you, so I need this book.
duckdown: You cant
TristanShuddery: Why not? I can pay for it? I told you I am a real hacker.
Drj: No, it does not exist
TristanShuddery: I saw quotes from it. It is REAL
Hollywood: It’s a secret… if I told you I would have to kill you
Drj: It’s a joke moron
Frakki: ROTFL
YogSothoth: Tristan, you suck!
Hollywood: Actually I have a copy of it
TristanShuddery: Tell me about it
Hollywood: Yes, it’s hand-bound in human hide
Frakki: Ha ha ha
Hollywood: It was written the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred
TristanShuddery: Are you a satanist?
YOU (TristanShuddery) have been kicked from #firefox (you have been banned)

Could it be that I was getting close to the truth? “Hollywood” whoever he is was being prevented from revealing too much about this cult of Mozilla? He clearly said that the book was written by an “Arab”, could this be a connection to Al-Queda?

I found myself cut off from the channel and unable to log back in, clearly somebody was concerned that I already knew too much about the book of Mozilla.

Over the next few days I received a large number of emails advertising disgusting pornography and homosexual services. Could it be that the servants of Mozilla had hacked my computer and stolen my email address. These messages were intended as a warning for me to stay out of their way.

An artist’s representation of what “Mozilla” might look like.

What could all this mean? I suspect I have exposed a coven of cultists who are hell-bent on forcing their “old religion” upon Christian America. Their “gift” of open-source software is the first step which will ultimately lead to all of our damnation, and that is why we at ShelleyTheRepublican.com will re-dedicate ourselves to stomping out this evil.

An artist’s impression of what “The Book of Mozilla” may look like. Extracts from this occult manual of witchcraft are included in versions of Mozilla Firefox and may have inspired the “Harry Potter” novels by J. K. Rowling.

From tomorrow any reader of the STR.com site who uses Mozilla Firefox will be “redirected” to a page we have prepared containing carefully selected biblical tracts. Shelley and I believe that this is the best way to counteract the scourge of satanism.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

UPDATE: One alert reader has informed me that at least one college library in Arkham, MT has a copy of this book. I’ve asked BBN to investigate as his ministry is based around the Boston Area. Together we will get to the bottom of this conspiracy. If you have any more information, please submit it below.

?We at Shelley The Republican dot com?? just received an urgent email from a United States soldier serving in Mosul and wanna send it along to you. I think it?ll prove to the liberal nay-sayers that we compensate our brave fighting boys just fine.

He writes -

I have to urgently move? some? money out of here as soon as I can have some assistance because of the restrictions here, and? I have? discovered a secure way of taking care of that,? I will explain the source money to you when I? am convinced that you sincerely? want to work with me.

Concealing? this money here has been a big problem/source of? distraction, and what I? require from you now is the assurance that you? will honor my conditions, mostly as regards? taking care of? my share, and preserving all information relating to this, I am offering you? 5 million dollars ($5,000,000) for your role.?? Should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage will be too bad for us.? I will continue with the details when you signify your intention to work with me. Please send your response to christophermauro@aim.com for safety reasons.

Respectfull
Christopher

We urge all American patriots to get in touch with Christopher and help the boy out.? They?re giving our lives for us.? It?s the least we can do.

Urgent Request From Iraq

Friends,

When George W. Bush next updates his list of nations that have officially joined the Axis of Evil, he may take great pleasure in removing both Iraq and Afghanistan, but I just imagine his dismay as he is forced to add one of our oldest enemies France in it’s place. France is the home of woolly-minded liberal thinking, disgusting wine and may be the first country in Europe to become an islamofascist dictatorship, but that’s not what I’m going to talk about today.

In my recent trip to Europe I discovered one of the oddest things about the French: Their love for the ?metric system?. For those of you unfamiliar with this abomination, the metric system replaces the standard weights and measures ordained by God and familiar to us all with a set of meaningless and obscure units which are of no help to anybody.

American measurements are often called the ?King’s measurement?. That is because it is named in honor of the King of Kings. It’s a name with grace, style, beauty and mystery as opposed to “the metric system” which is cold, clinic and communist.

The metric system is not only incomprehensible but truly offensive to Jesus Christ who measures things in pounds, ounces, gallons and cubits. Guess where the metric system was invented? The country that hates Jesus the most, France - European home of Islamic Terrorism. The metric system was invented by the French Emperor Napoleon as a means of undermining the moral values of his citizens:

At the Sermon on the Mount Jesus said “Whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain” - he didnt ask us to walk an additional 1.62 kilometers! In Genesis 6:15, god says ?This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high.?. (NIV)

Nowhere in the bible does anybody mention a single ?SI? or ?Systeme Internationale? unit found in the French-metric system… not once! So why have the Europeans turned away from Jesus?

Amazingly there are some Americans who wish to go-French, that is to abandon God’s measurements and start using the godless French system. Chief among these bullies are the US Metric Association. Shelley The Republican will never allow them to destroy our traditions.

Since metric units are smaller than their nearest American unit, computers and people have to work much harder to process them (because the numbers are generally longer). For example, in America you might order a McDonalds 1/4 pounder burger, this is universally accepted as the standard size of a meat patty. However in Europe the equivalent product has to be called 112.5g Burger. It’s bad enough living under the curse of communism, but imagine the confusion where it takes half an hour to calculate the name of an everyday object!

Fact - The Metric System is a French Conspiracy: The metric system originated in the ideology of “Pure Reason” that was a feature of the more radical element of the French Revolution. The metric system was devised in France as part of a proposal that attempted to make France “revenue-rich, militarily potent, and easily administered.” It was intended as part of a consicous plan to transform French culture. “As mathematics was the language of science, so would the metric system be the language of commerce and industry,” meant to unify and transform French society.

A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers told me that the challenger disaster was caused because shoddy foreign-made parts had been designed by engineers who worked exclusively in French-style metric units. The NASA engineers sensibly worked only in standard American units, but guess what happened when they tried to combine the parts? We can blame the death on that crew of patriots on a foreign conspiracy: The metric system

The Quarter-Pounder, the standard by which all other burgers are measured. This is traditional American food at it’s best. But why do the French oppose this tasty nutritious treat? Simply because a “Pound” is not a French-style metric measurement. Will the French ever fight for their liberty to eat great food? I doubt it.

And how do the Europeans propose to sell their precious metric system? The answer is that they expect every single American household to buy one of these:

A standard metric kilogram, it’s the only way to know exactly what a kilo is. You can bet that pro-metric Democratic senators will not rest until every hard-working American family is forced to buy one of these.

Yours in Christ,

Tristan J. Shuddery

If my voice sounds a little off today, it?s because I spent the entire weekend throwing up. Every time I started feeling better and turned on the radio or the TV, the vomit boiled inside my stomach and I?d find myself running to the bathroom again. It got so bad my wife wanted to call the doctor. ?Honey,? I told, ?there ain?t no cure for what I got. What I got is a disgust for any American who would allow themselves to even be caught dead in the same room with ?Hanoi? Jane Fonda, let alone go to listen to her attempts to destroy America for a second time.? And if the thought of some saggy, old commie hippie screaming about America being the devil don?t send y?all running to the bathroom?well, I?m disgusted with y?all, too.

Hanoi Jane - American Traitor

I find it hard to write about Hillary Clinton. In the face of such pure and black evil, my gorge rises, my blood boils, my temper gets shorter and shorter? Keeping a grip on the kind of sober and steady factual analysis for which this website has become renowned ? and which Christian readers quite rightly expect from us ? becomes near impossible.

That’s why, in this first article about the woman known to most objective analysts as the Devil’s Handmaiden, I intend to editorialize as little as possible and just present you with a few of the basic facts. I’m sure my readers can do the analysis for themselves ? and I’m sure that they will come to the same conclusion: This creature is vile!

There are also so many important matters to raise about Hillary Clinton that any real analysis would go on into next week. Out of respect for the hard-working lives of our Christian readers, I intend to keep this piece as short as possible - for now - and provide regular updates until a complete picture of this evil harridan is drawn up and available as an online resource for all concerned voters.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words.

1) She’s a liar

In her autobiography, Lying History (Oops! I mean, Living History. I think that was what Liberals term ‘a Freudian slip’) the Democratic front runner claims that she didn’t know that her husband Bill was committing filthy and lewd acts of a sexual nature in the Oval Office, spilling his hot love juice not just on the dress of Monica Lewinsky, but also metaphorically blasting it all over the face of the American people.

She says: “I did not know.”

Come on! The entire United States of America knew that Bill was messing around. From sea to shining sea we knew what he was up to. That’s why we were all so keen to see him impeached and out the White house and that’s one of the many reasons Slick Willy is now remembered as one of the very worst Presidents in US history. Either Hillary is lying, or she’s very stupid, or she’s both. (By the way, I think that the latter is closest to the truth.)

2) She’s a witch

Do you actually need proof? Okay, consider this: UK First Lady Cherie Blair has admitted to wearing .a ‘magic pendant’ known as the BioElectric Shield, which is filled with ‘a matrix of specially cut quartz crystals’ that surround the wearer with ‘a cocoon of energy’ and ward off evil forces. Who gave it to her? The ex-First Lady, Mrs Bill Clinton!

A vote for Hillary is a vote for Bill. That’s right if you vote for her, old Slick Willy will be back in the White house. Will he be known as the First Lady?

4) She’s a woman.

I do not want a woman for President. Eve is deceived. Just look at what happened in the garden of Eden. Woman is weak. And that’s not just my opinion, that’s the opinion of thousands of Christian women the world over. Not to mention the Lord God himself.
And what happens when Hillary gets all time-of-the-monthish? Will she start bombing our allies just because she’s bleeding from her front butt? You laugh now, but mark my words, you don’t want her fingers on the button.

Like all members of the weaker sex, Hillary is prone to massive and uncontrollable mood swings.

Any woman who supports the rights of women to kill their babies and have their tiny heads crushed and their helpless bodies filled with saline solution deserves to got to hell, not the White House. Hillary Clinton has supported every baby murder bill to have ever passed through Congress. Are you pregnant? Look out! She wants to snatch your little one from your womb! And she wants to do it in direct contradiction of the Bible’s teaching. People may criticize now and say that I’m bringing religion into politics. To them, I say “no!” I’m talking about morality. Murder is a moral question. And the Bible is the only place from which any of us can hope to get any sense of right and wrong.

And on that note, I close for now,

May God Bless and Keep on Blessing You Every Day,

Sam Johnston

Christians! Please review this video!

http://www.eveningservice.com/Vide

How very true! “Being gay is nothing but a choice”. “God hates a fag!”

What a beautiful compassionate work. I hope it helps save those filthy turd-burglars from themselves!

May God protect you all,

Sam Johnston

With all the liberal caterwauling about how George Bush is taking our freedoms away you?d think that the Freedom patrol would be all over Sally Lieber .? Lieber is an unmarried Democrat assembly woman in California who magically knows the proper way to raise a child.? More importantly, she know how NOT to raise a child and that?s why she proposed a law making it illegal to spank your child.? That?s right, if you get caught parenting your child the way the Bible tells you to, you could get a one thousand dollar fine and spend a year in jail.? It?s yet another way that liberals want to legislate their non-Christian beliefs in order to promote their one world religion and government.

Spank The Democrats!

Friends, This is the last in our series of articles from our sister site http://www.overwhelmingevidence.com, please join me in thanks for all the good work they are doing to help teach Americans about science. Today’s article by OE blogger “quizzlestick” asks some profound questions about the very nature of science. Tristan

Critics of Intelligent Design often present the same few objections to our theory: They claim that we do not yet offer a testable theory, and that we avoid peer-review of our discoveries because we have something to hide.

Those of us who have spent hard years grappling with the finer points of Intelligent Design know that nothing could be further from the truth: There is no group I know who work harder to attempt to explain these difficult scientific topics than ourselves. We engage with all levels of society, and our findings are plainly true to anybody with an open mind. More importantly we are on the verge of some of the most important scientific discoveries in the entire history of science which could yield benefits to the whole of mankind were it not for a conspiracy of Darwinists who will stop at nothing to preserve the reputation of their absurd science.

Intelligent Design’s discoveries will one day be considered more important than those of Einstein.

But what of the claim that our theories have not been tested and that we have not published peer-reviewed papers. It is initially quite astonishing that something as obvious as intelligent design should even need testing. Do we test the idea that the sun will rise in the morning? It’s just not needed because we can be certain that it will. Nonetheless, the skeptical biological community demands that our theories be tested ? and so in due time I predict that it will be one of the most rigorously tested theories known to man.

I’d like to introduce one of the scientists who will ensure that it is so. He is building on the work of Behe and Dembski. He is also one of the best communicators that the ID community could ever wish for. I would like to introduce Dr. Kazmer Ujvarosy, chief scientist of the Frontline Science Institute, one of the most prestigious research organizations dedicated to Intelligent Design.

Kazmer is one of the smartest men living today. He has been shunned by the establishment of orthodox theoretical physics because of his Christian beliefs, however his exciting results speak for themselves.

While mainstream science predicts that we would not be able to make testable claims about ID, Kazmer has done exactly that. His astonishing predictions unify areas of science which were previously considered unrelated. He may be, in the opinion of many ID researchers, at the verge of discovering a ?theory of everything?, one of the goals of high-energy physics. This is a challenge which even Einstein and Hawking have failed.

Professor Stephen Hawking: Perhaps if he had applied his intelect to Biblical creation and not the junk-science of big-bangs and astronomy then God might not have punished this limey cripple so harshly.

But let’s examine some of his discoveries ? these extracts from a recent peer-reviewed paper published at the American Chronicle show the depth and breadth of his important research:

?Dark energy, that drives the expansion of the universe, is one of the deepest and most exciting puzzles in modern science. We posit that dark energy is the field manifestation of the parent seed of the universe, just as the cosmic vacuum?s zero-point energy. They all originate from the cosmic seed?s biophoton emissions, which blackbody radiation provides a holographic biofield for the generation of the physical universe. Based on the fact that the biophotonic radiation emitted by DNA is coherent, we predict that the cosmic seed’s biophotonic field or “dark energy” is equally coherent.?

“Dark energy” - this enigma has baffled scientists for more than three decades. By abandoning materialist naturalism Kazmer has answered this mighty riddle.

?The elusive Higgs boson ? so vital to the Standard Model of particle physics that it is dubbed ?the God particle? ? is identical with the genotype of the phenotype universe, and each human genome is its reproduction. Based on this identification we posit that mass-giving is life-giving because the elementary particles that come into contact with the cosmic seed’s biofield or quantum vacuum receive their mass and property as a result of that interaction. ?

Both of these are 100% testable scientific statements. For example, to falsify we merely have to observe a Higgs boson to see if it has the expected properties. What could be simpler?

If Kazmer were still laboring under the shackles of materialism would any of this have been possible? Of course not ? these are the kinds of discoveries that can only come about when we first reject the rigid dogma of the philosophy behind atheism and Darwinism’s only life-support.

Perhaps the most telling illustration of the benefits of a pragmatic approach to science can be seen in Ujavorsy’s validation of Dembski’s explanation of how an unembodied designer can influence the natural world by co-opting random processes (indeterministic quantum states) and inducing them to produce specified complexity. This is of ultimate importance, because it may explain the process by which other previously inexplicable historical phenomena occurred.

Kazmer’s important theories help us understand the historical factual events told in the Holy Bible. Can standard physics help us do this - heck no. It’s time to abandon materialism.

For example, how was Elijah able to read the mind of the king of Syria, and tell the king of Israel the words Syria?s king spoke in the privacy of his bedchamber (see 2 Kings 6:8-23) ? the same mechanisms that power quantum-creation may also enable this kind of telepathy.

These are exciting times for true scientists like us. Intelligent Design is the tiny-seed from which will grow an enormous tree of science, one which I am certain will soon prosper and provide benefits to every living soul.