The Sin of VIAGRA!
Dear Friends
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Why do some people think they can do better or know better than God? If Jesus wants you have have sex, Jesus will give you an erection. If you don’t have an erection it’s probably because God does not want you to father another child! So, why do hateful liberals still take the so called Viagra?
Why put an erection where no erection is ment to be?
Pictures source: Viagra.com & f2by.com
Several reports seem to indicate that Viagra causes blindness! Imagine that: An army of blind men with erections running the streets of our cities! Only Hillary Clinton would appreciate that… because it’s probably the only way she would get some, right? No, I am damn serious about that. Pills are to be taken to cure serious illnesses of the mind like liberalism or cure bodily harms like cancer or alzheimer’s disease. It is wrong though to take pills that interfere with God’s great plan. Would Jesus take Viagra? NO!
Thanks for reading,
Shelley Goodman
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LOL, blind horny men runnign through the streets, might mean YOU get some.
and if god (if he actualy exsisted) didn’t want erections where there arn’t suppsoed to be errections, why would have given us the ability to make viagra aye? riddle me that u morron.
1. Note the statement “rare ocular occurences” on the 2nd page of that article.
2. Liberalism is not a disease.
3. There are no cures for cancer or Alzheimer’s.
4. “It is wrong though to take pills that interfere with God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s great plan.” Hypothetically speaking, if you develop cancer and that is God’s fate for you, would you go through chemo or let God’s will take its course? You’re contradicting yourself a bit here.
“If Jesus wants you have have sex, Jesus will give you an erection.”
That’s hilarious.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?If Jesus wants you have have sex, Jesus will give you an erection.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
Jesus obviously wants me to get a lot of action.
YOU KNOW WHAT’S REALLY WORRYING ABOUT THE COMMENTS YOU MAKE IN REGARD TO VIAGGRA IS NOT THAT SOME CONSERVATIVE FUNDO “CHRISTIAN” IS MAKING THESE ASSURD STATEMENTS BUT THAT HE/SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES WHAT HE/SHE SAYS
given that el supremo BUSH probably thinks the same way, is it any wonder that the goodol USA has made such a mess of things domesticly and around the world.
Hey maybe the democrats now controling the senate might actually be part of Gods plans to control drop kicks like yourself.
Why put an erection where no erection is ment to be?
You can tell a democrat wrote this because republicans know how to spell.
“Would Jesus take Viagra? NO!”
Well… he wouldn’t, since he appeared disinclined toward any eroticism. No sight of his puberty in the Bible, nor did any mention that he ‘got to know’ a woman. Practically, he might have died as a virgin (or gay - rumbling around with twelve men ;) ).
Jakub/Tessa,
You just keep doing your jokes! The Lord will punish you!
Thanks for this great article Shelley. You’re right, if God does not want a man (or a woman for that matter) to perform, they shouldn’t.
And don’t forget, most older men don’t get an erection anymore. What does that tell you? Older men shouldn’t have intercourse anymore because if they father a child the child will not only have to live with the shame of having an older parent everyone thinks of as his grandfather; no, recent studies show that children fathered by a man older than 43 will have a 45% chance to be born with a serious birth defect.
So what did that tells us? If your best friend doesn’t want to perform, don’t make him perform.
oh i bet they’re so scared! maybe they’ll go to the non-exsistant hell?
or maybe he’ll pusnish u for going against everything the bible says u fucking nazi.
To Barbara
ur a retard
men can have sex and produce healthy kids for long as they bloody well can.
when women hit 35, they have less chance of getting pregnant (50% less i think)
when they hit 40, they got like no chance and a way higher chance of still born, birth defect, etc.
when they hit 45, if they lucky to have a kid which is almost impossible the likelyhoog of that kid being retards, or having many problems is very high.
ps not being sexist, just stating facts
@Shelley
“Pills are to be taken to cure serious illnesses of the mind like liberalism or cure bodily harms like cancer or alzheimer?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s disease. It is wrong though to take pills that interfere with God?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s great plan. Would Jesus take Viagra? NO!”
1: Liberals and Democrats ARE a part of GODS divine plan, to rid the world of “claim to be Christians” and evil Bloodthirsty nazis like Bush.
2: If Cancer, alzheimers and other severe diseases are the work of GOD, he certainly wouldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want us to create cures for those either.
Again and again you are misinterpreting the words of the the bible,…You have no idea of what Christianity means…
/True Christian
yep lol… there must be a name for ppl like her apart from nazi… how about communist? lol
also shelly just one question, why are u looking at sites that supports gays? omfg ur a lesbian arn’t u
and um another thing mrs shelly the nazi
ur basically hinting that any guy who gets an erection is gay.
“If Jesus wants you have have sex, Jesus will give you an erection”
so ur saying that jesus gets ppl hard? he certainly gets me hard :P LOL
I wasn’t really joking, I was asking a genuine question.
Yeah….punish me….BEND ME OVER AND SPANK ME OH LORD!!!!!
Amen to that Mrs. Goodman! I don’t mind telling you that I ain’t had an erection for several years but I am 66 years old and that’s the obviously the way God wants it to be. Before I wore my organ out the Lord said “That is enough Jarvis! You use that thing for urinating only now!” My wife said “Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!” when I told her we would not be able to make the whoopee anymore which just shows you that God knows when it is time for both of you to stop intercoursing. Your thing doesn’t work and your old lady don’t want it to. Of course I could buy one of those blue pills for about $10 I guess and make Jarvis Junior stand at attention again but that is not the Lord’s plan anymore than cloning people is so my days of doing the thing that is mainly for having kids anyway are over. Let the liberals and homos and sex maniacs buy that goofy pill and Jarvis Fernley will do just fine without it. Since I was about 40 doing the nasty almost seemed like too much work anyway. I’d rather just sit and drink some Bud and watch “Cops” on TV. Praise Jesus!
There is nothing about viagra in bible. So again STR fail to tell us something useful.
You can protest against everything. Using computers, driving cars saying that “jesus/god did not intend to”.
Viagra is cure for men which can mentally suffer from inability to have sex. I think that criticizing and complaining constantly is one sign of frustation, caused by absence of quality sex. Sometimes i think that STR people missing something like that.
If it’s a liberal thing to use Viagra,why did Bob Dole do a tv ad for it back in the 90’s? I’m not recommending Viagra,just pointing out the absurd claim that it is liberal when conservatives use it too! And there are some young married men who want to father children but have Erectile Dysfunction due to a physical or psychological block,it’s not always God’s will because a man is too old.Certainly there are natural and safer methods of treating Erectile Dysfunction.
Well let’s see using your logic Shelley, it would also be against God’s will for anyone with imperfect vision to wear glasses or contacts. How about people who have been crippled or paralyzed? Guess it’s a sin for them to use crutches or wheelchairs since God obviously didnt want them to be moving around. Though I have realized this site must be a joke, all you do is make me laugh. If you were to be taken seriously, God would have given you a brain to make logical and informed statements. So continue doing your part by being the ass, I’m sure it was what God intended for you since you are so very good at it.
Have a nice day.
Dear Jarvis
IF u are not just shelly trying to make herself look cool, then heres a note for u.
-The reason why ur wife said praise jesus, was cuz u were raping her up the ass, she didn’t want it, but u did it anyway. either that or u were totally useless, she is now proberly getting knocked up by another man. shame dumbass.
I personally know my grandparents still have sex (i was staying the night at there house, and heard em, very scary) and they are 81 and 80, maybe because ur atheist, you don’t need to get jesus to get u hard, so that means you can have sex for as long as u like?
If anybody knows what that Athiest God nut case is talking about would they explain it to me. He sounds like he has been masturbating to porn too much and it has rotted what was left of his brain. His old granddaddy sounds like he’s a little touched in the head too and you know that old fart (pardon my French) has overdosed on Viagra if he is still playing playing Hide the Salami with that old lady. It does sound scary to me too and that’s the only part of his post I understood. Praise Jesus!
Several reports seem to indicate that Viagra causes blindness!
Several reports seem to indicate that masturbation causes blindness. Sorry, had to say that. :)
Other than that, what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the purpose of this article? Viagra exists and you can damn it as much as you want. It won?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t care, there are enough customers for that stuff.
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
Dear Jarvis, Atheist God was trying to say that while you were able to have a sex, you vere very bad lover. So you wife did not enjoy it.
I think that it is understandable, because there is nothing good for christians about quality of sexual life between partners. For some reason there is something bad about sex for them. I think, that really happy couples could enjoy much more time together then only first 20-30 years of their lives side by side.
It is sad if you must spend last 30 years watching TV without be able to live as MAN.
Question of blindness… It is true, that every medicine has their flaws, side-effects and limitations. You should ask your doctor before you start using it.
As somebody said before. Viagra could be good solution for younger men. We live in much more dangerous environment full of stress and polution which influent mens erection. It is not act of God. If someone kicks your balls it is also not act of God, or is it? (But you can buy suspensor:). What i am trying to say is that problems with erection in many cases are caused by civilization, so civilization could.. should help itself.
Look at is as to God’s corrections in His plans. He want us to have industry, stress, pollution. But it damages our fragile bodies. So we have been given ways to cure.
?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?If Jesus wants you have have sex, Jesus will give you an erection.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?
If that’s true then how do you tell who he wants you to have sex with?
I’m tired of walking funny all the time.
hmm yes john. so basically jesus doesn’t ind gay love, cuz he gives gays erections so they can shove up each others asses and in their mouths rofl.
I’m not going to bang any dudes.
Jarvis my grandfather has High Blood Pressure, if that means anything to you? which means that if he took viagra he’d be liable for a heart atatck, infact about 90% chance, and then another added 40% or so of one by having sex, rofl, 130% :P wow he’s fucked.
ROFL i know that Long John, was just saying that apparently jesus doesn’t mind gays, cuz he gives them erections so they can knock each other up. but i’m sure he knows they gay?
Is shelly actually that dumb? Were defying gods will by popping viagra… right well i guess its time to break it to her that god didnt want us to be blogging either or he would have built us with computer keyboards and wireless network cards.
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If taking pills to induce an erection is against the will of god, then by your own logic, taking pills to assist against diseases like cancer and life threatening things is also wrong, as it too goes against god’s will. Furthermore, life is considered sacred within normal, orthodox Christianity. Genesis even instructs us as humans to procreate. So if the use of Viagra is the only thing that enables us to do so, then shouldn’t we take it? (by the way Im an athiest & mathematician, you stupid religious cunts!)
No, you are just not meant to have sex if you are unable to archive an erection!
If Jesus wants you to have sex, He will give you an erection!
Shelley