Briefly Patriotic - Friday Funnies
We was talking about the bad influence of rap music on our youth the other day after a prayer meeting and I started making some fun of it.? Everybody started laughing and said it was really funny and that I oughta be some kinda rap star!? I tried to tell ‘em I was just funning but they kept telling me that I should record it.? So I did.
God is Love!
BBN
My name is Billy Bob and I?m here to say
I?m a Godly man who likes to pray
I rebuke Satan every single day
I love the sinner but not the gay partIf you listen to this kind of music you should stop
You?ll prolly wind up getting arrested by a cop
It?s Satan?s music and it?ll make you shoplift
Why don?t go to church and drink a soda pop insteadDon?t listen to rap music listen to something quiet
If you ain?t heard The Sammy Hall Singers you should try it
This stuff?ll make you want to take drugs and get high
It will make you burn down your neighborhood because you started a riot
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For once I agree with you (in one way or another). Rap sucks ass. It’s not music, its just shitty. And what you did wasn’t a rap, it was a hick reading words real slowly.
Not amusing. Sorry.
pretty good!
I think it is precisely about what rap is. Express your opinion by artistic way. I think, it kind of preaching. I know only texts or rap songs in my native language and most of them are really moralistic.
I am not sure.. But there is nothing about rap in holy bible. So you can not say it is bad and hated by God.
As a Christian (and by that I mean that I love Jesus and try to live with Him as the centre of my life) I am sickened by this website. Under the banner of “God is Love” you then prove that you don’t even know the meaning of the word “love”.
There are a million Bible references I would point you to in order to show you how you are directly contradicting God’s Word, but I imagine you wouldn’t take much notice.
Actually I have a theory that this is a Democrat-run website designed to deliberately undermine the credibility of Republicans.
It saddens me that there is even the slightest possibility that someone might think this website represents Christianity.
Billy Bob, please NEVER EVER EVER try to rap again. That could be called a crime against humanity.
Oh, and I like some raps. Others are juk. Still, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve got a blank crime record, take no drugs and are a productive member of society. Please explain how this could be.
It saddens me that there is even the slightest possibility that someone might think this website represents Christianity.
Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t fear, most of us are only here for their daily laugh.
PS: Where are the Funnies?
Here mine of the day:
A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.
Old man: “All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle.”
Doctor: “Oh? What is a post turtle?”
Old man: “When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That’s a post turtle. Ya know he didn’t get there by himself, he don’t belong there, he cain’t get anything done while he’s up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down.”
And a great video:
http://www.sanfords.net/George_Bush/Bush_WHACKER/index.htm
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
That was bout the crappiest rapping I’ve ever heard.
That was the only good rap I ever heard Mr. Neck. Those colored boy rappers sound like they got a mouth full of doo-doo (pardon my French) and dropped out after the third grade. They are always mumbling about shooting people, being in gangs and raping some bitches and hoes which I guess means they are having sex with dogs and garden tools. Every other day you read about one rapper getting shot or shooting someone else which isn’t so bad when you think about it because there is one less rapper and future criminal or welfare recepient in the world. They are horrible role models for our youth who should be studying the Bible instead of listening to that illiterate Devil inspired garbage. The worst part is the kids who like this crap have their windows open in their cars and play it real loud so you cant avoid it. The liberals naturally defend it and call it art and freedom of speech at least until they get mugged by some guy doing an imitation of that Snoopy Doggy Shit or whatever his name is. I call if what it really is…SHIT! (Pardon my French)! Praise Jesus!
OMFG, that is not rap, which I spose is good, cuz rap sucks dogs balls.
ever notice how rap and crap rhyme?
“We was talking about the bad influence of rap music on our youth the other day after a prayer meeting and I started making some fun of it. Everybody started laughing and said it was really funny and that I oughta be some kinda rap star! I tried to tell ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?em I was just funning but they kept telling me that I should record it. So I did.”
-Rap music doesn’t influence people, it give them a direction, if they are stupid enough to follow it, then may they be hit by a car.
-Thats not rap your doing, it’s some violently mutanted poetry.
-Yes become a rap star, and by your books that should end up with you dead, betetr for the whole world that’ll be.
Jarvis, my good friend, thanks your kind words! I don’t generally cotton to profanity but sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade. Why good Christian children wanna drive around blasting this you-know-what out of their cars is completely beyond me. If they was my kids, I’d take the car away *from* them and give the belt *to* them!
I’d also check into your local laws. There’s a real good chance that you could put these hooligans in jail for a month or two. Get a video camera and tape ‘em then send the tape to the police.
If you didn’t notice,the last verse of the “rap” was written in such a way it read like the Sammy Hall Singers will make you take drugs and riot! LOL Billy Bob,didn’t you learn the basics of sentence structure in school?
Billy Bob,you want to have kids go to jail for a month or two for merely playing loud music? You really are a fascist old geezer! By all means,let’s have overcrowded jails just so we can crack down on “dangerous” noisy youth! I’m glad I don’t have you for a neighbor,you control freak!
Well done, Mr Neck!
This just shows that white Republicans are far more talented than black criminals!
Your song is much better than the average rap song.
White criminal Republicans in the federal government are far more talented than common black criminals! They deal in a higher volume of cocaine and heroin! They kill a lot more of their competitors and anyone who gets in their way! They steal a lot more money and make more money pimping! They wage a reign of terror over many more innocent civilians and collect a lot more protection money! They’re the envy of their rival criminal gang in Washington,D.C.(The District of Criminals),the Democrat federal gangsters! Unlike many “gangsta” rappers,Republican gangsters don’t pose as “bad boys”,they pose as “good boys”!