Why do we allow Hip Hop musicians to attack American values?
Friends,
Terrorism and Music… do you see the connection?
It’s not obvious but according to the our trade-organization, one of the greatest sources of funding of international terrorism is the pirate or “bootleg” music market. For too long Washington-liberals have soft-pedalled the music piracy problem, but where else do you think Osama Bin Laden gets his funding? Finally, the RIAA an organisation formed to defend the rights of America’s musicians has convinced the FBI that it’s time to cut-off Osama’s cash-supply. We at Shelley The Republican’s blog say that it’s not a moment too soon.
This man is known to law enforcement officials as “DJ Drama”, so called because he earns his money by playing music in clubs, an act known as DJing. He was arrested yesterday on a bail of $100000 on under the RICO act.
They might seem like innocent slackers or just typical liberals, but “hip-hop” or “gangsta-rap” musicians like “DJ Drama” are part of a global conspiracy to defraud hard-working American music-labels out of the money they are owed. Drama makes and sells music CDs called “mixtapes”. These are collections of ungodly porn-rock and jive-talk. Hip Hop lyrics are often explicitly pornographic and describe various criminal acts such as murder, robbery and gay-rape in shocking detail: No wonder it’s popular amongst unemployed democrats.
These “mix-tape” recordings are assembled by combining or “mixing” recordings made by a number of other renegade musicians who have chosen to operate outside of the RIAA: the organization whose job it is to ensure that music is not offensive or harmful to our families.
The RIAA is the federal organisation whose job it is to protect America from pornographic rock. Amazingly the law does not prevent artists like “DJ Drama” from operating outside this benevolent organization, however the consequences are plain for anybody to see: Would you want your kids listening to his hateful music?
Following violent incidents with other rap-stars like “Notorious BIG”, “Snoop Doggy Dog” and “Kurt Cobain” federal RIAA agents were able to apprehend these music thieves with the help of a SWAT team. At the scene of the arrest investigating officers found thousands of CDRs full of bootleg music, and computer equipment which had the ability to pirate more music. RIAA officials estimated that the retail value of the haul was in excess of seven million dollars.
I asked Dr. Sam Johnson to review this mix-tape. Apparently it contains nothing but hard-aggressive beats, lyrics that glamorize criminal activity and premarital sex. Why on earth would anybody wish to listen to such coarse material when we are blessed with Christian music which entertains and calms the soul. Please do not allow your children to listen to this filth.
What does this sorry incident teach us? Firstly we should take terrorism seriously: Osama’s friends are living amongst us in the USA and will stop at nothing to pervert your children with their evil music. Secondly we must thank Jesus that our Christian president is willing to commit his government to stamping out the twin-evils of hip-hop and bootlegging. We at STR.com hope that our government will use this opportunity to clamp down on hip-hop music, a hellish secularising force that America would be better off without.
Yours in Christ,
Tristan J. Shuddery
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Terrorism and Music?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?Ǭ? do you see the connection?
Honestly, Tristan, are you starting to see things? Please, visit your psychatrist.
For too long Washinton-liberals have soft-pedalled the music piracy problem, but where else do you think Osama Bin Laden gets his fundings?
Donations by radical muslims around the world.
They might seem like innocent slackers or just typical liberals, but ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?hip-hop?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?gangsta-rap?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? musicans like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?DJ Drama?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? are part of a global conspricay to defraud hard-working American music-labels out of the money they are owed. Drama make and sells music CDs called ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?mixtapes?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?.
DJ?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s and rappers are NOT the same. Period.
These are collections of ungodly porn-rock and jive-talk. Hip Hop lyrics are often explicitly pornographic and describe various criminal acts such as murder, robbery and gay-rape in shocking detail: No wonder it?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s popular amongst unemployed democrats.
Funny, if everything of it is pirated, then all those good, licensed songs for republicans must speak of the same thing…
PS: Prejudices, prejudices…
These ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?mix-tape?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? recordings are assembled by combining or ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?mixing?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? recordings made by a number of other renegade musicians who have chosen to operate outside of the RIAA: the organisation whose job it is to ensure that music is not offensive or harmful to our families.
Thought the RIAA is an organisation against music piracy. Not some censoring agency. RIGHT OF FREE SPEECH, you morons.
Following violent incidents with other rap-stars like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Notorious BIG?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Snoop Doggy Dog?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Kurt Cobain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? federal RIAA agents were able to aprehend these music thiefs with the help of a SWAT team. At the scene of the arrest investigating officers found thousands of CDRs full of bootleg music, and computer equipment which had the ability to pirate more music. RIAA officials estimated that the retail value of the haul was in excess of seven million dollars.
Kurt Cubain is NO RAPPER! ANd mixing equipment is something every DJ has. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s needed for him to work.
I asked Dr. Sam Johnson to review this mix-tape. Apparantly it contains nothing but hard-agressive beats, lyrics that glamorize criminal activity and pre-marital sex. Why on earth would anybody wish to listen to such coarse material when we are blessed with Christian music which entertains and calms the soul. Please do not allow your children to listen to this filth.
Because most christian music sucks? Honestly, I?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d not let a 6 year old listen to harder raps, but someone over 14 should decide himself which music to listen to.
What does this sorry incident teach us? Firstly we should take terrorism seriously: Osama?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s friends are living amongst us in the USA and will stop at nothing to pervert your children with their evil music. Secondly we must thank Jesus that our Christian president is willing to commit his government to stamping out the twin-evils of hip-hop and bootlegging. We at STR.com hope that our government will use this opportunity to clamp down on hip-hop music, a hellish secularising force that Americ would be better off without.
1. They are not Osama?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s friends. Seriously he dislikes them as much as the rest of the USA.
2. You can?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t get “perverted” by music. It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s always your own decision.
3. Bootlegging and Hip Hop are two totally differrent things. They don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t share any resemblence.
4. Only if the Congress plays along, only if it plays along. Yeah, you gotta love to have a democratic Congress.
PS: Sammy still calling himself a doctor? LOL! Oh, what?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s about the UNIT. Still no sign of them. And what about the fact that Shelley wanted to take down this site if the Republicans loose the November 06 elections? Why is this site still running then?
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
ok now music is terrorism… fine, but you lose every right to speak about artists the second you say Kurt Cobain was a rap star.
And every computer can be used for piracy, Tristan, even the one you post this article from.
Come on Tristan, stop joking. You are not for real. You guys must be having a blast from people actually taking you seriously and wasting time to reply to your insanities.
Tristan, I wanna thank you again for your taking the time to look into a horrifying subject that would cause the ordinary, God-fearing Christian to spend a day and a half vomitting into the toilet. I know it can’t be easy for you to investigate these subjects, but you always rise to God’s challenge and I, for one, appreciate it!
God is love!
BBN
Yeah, HipHop sucks…
Death metal on the other hand, that’s real music ;)
M??¢‚Ǩ¬¢tte dere alle brenne, Hilsen MrX
“Following violent incidents with other rap-stars like ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Notorious BIG?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?, ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Snoop Doggy Dog?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? and ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?Kurt Cobain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? federal RIAA agents were able to aprehend these music thiefs with the help of a SWAT team. At the scene of the arrest investigating officers found thousands of CDRs full of bootleg music, and computer equipment which had the ability to pirate more music. RIAA officials estimated that the retail value of the haul was in excess of seven million dollars.”
First of all, i don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like Hip Hop and Rap, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to simple, and to easy to make, and lack depth.
Like Proud German pointed out, Kurt Cobain was not a Rapper, and i say WAS, because he died back in the early
90ies.Again..Don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t make up facts,and or least do some research….
“What does this sorry incident teach us? Firstly we should take terrorism seriously: Osama?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s friends are living amongst us in the USA and will stop at nothing to pervert your children with their evil music.”
1: Osama belongs to one of the welthiest families in Saudi Arabia, that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s where his main source of money comes from.
Music does NOT corrupt children or make people act violently… It?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the upbringing and/or the parrents who are Responsible for their kids behaviour.
Just like the great American songwriter, Phil Rhind, says in his song “Who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to blame”.
The song is about a boy who is constantly yeld at and beaten by his parrents, because they don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t like his music. Finnaly he couldn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t take it anymore, and he hung himself.
The parrents blame the music for his death, but here is what the rest of the song says:
Now it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s time for parrents to open ears and listen,
Maybee it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s too late to see what you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•ve been missing,
Music is no cause of death, it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s you that suffocates,
if you had opened your eyes and ears you?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•d see just who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to blame.
who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to be responssible for a life that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s gone off track,
who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the one who must be there to see it gets put back,
where were you to here the cries of a person in need,
were you there to see the signs or were you to busy?
Who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the cause, who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s the blame for a life that?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s not worth living? Is it parrents, family, who take without giving?
So next time that you close your eyes and choose to shift the blame, remember you can save a life… So really who?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s to blame…
/True Christian
Islamic fundamentalists hate western music! Why would they be involved in music piracy? The Russian and Chinese Mafia are in the music piracy business! Kurt Kobain was in the Grunge band Nirvana! He was a singer,not a rapper! Not all Hip Hop acts rapped vulgar and violent lyrics(Will Smith or L.L.Cool J.,for example).Public Enemy did political and social commentary and never rapped about lewd sex or glorified violence. Rappers who rap about gays bash them verbally,they don’t describe gay rape! Liberals have criticized some rap acts such as Eminem for “homophobic” and “sexist” lyrics! As usual,you’ve done another article lacking in research or facts!
Biblical text contains also violence. Should we prohibit them? I think we should because it motivates people like STR to spread aggressiveness, hatred and fear.
@ Vash
Luckely the vast majority of Christians live the way God intended, and not the way STR.com preaches.
Look what i just found while looking around the internets.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b218/cbart24/cassette.jpg
Looks like Mr. Neck had a previous life we didn’t know about. A cassette sponsored by planned parenthood? Just look at the picture link for evidence.
Get professional help.
That RIAA gets all the laws it wants from Congress from the DEMOCRATIC (and some GOP) politicians they finance. The laws they buy will bite your worthless, stupid ass as a consumer as well.
Laws bought by the Hollywood content cartel also are the single greatest threat to American competitiveness on the world market… since they tell people what American consumer technology companies can and can not make and sell. If we lost Hollywood, it would be bad for Southern California. If we lose the American consumer tech sector, we’re screwed as a nation.
If you’re a friend of the RIAA, you’re Osama’s butt-buddy, (who else wants to destroy the American economy?) too. Maybe your blog should be in Arabic, and you should change your site name to al-shelley-the-republican.com
Get professional help. Why do we let oxygen theives like you continue to breathe?
That RIAA gets all the laws it wants from Congress from the DEMOCRATIC (and some GOP) politicians they finance. The laws they buy will bite your worthless, stupid ass as a consumer as well.
Laws bought by the Hollywood content cartel also are the single greatest threat to American competitiveness on the world market… since they tell people what American consumer technology companies can and can not make and sell. If we lost Hollywood, it would be bad for Southern California. If we lose the American consumer tech sector, we’re screwed as a nation.
If you’re a friend of the RIAA, you’re Osama’s butt-buddy, (who else wants to destroy the American economy?) too. Maybe your blog should be in Arabic, and you should change your site name to al-shelley-the-republican.com
I just love parody sites like this! It’s so over the top it’s hard to distinguish this brilliant satire from, say, Pastor Swank, who, sadly for him, is for real. You’ll give Jesus’ General a run for his money, that’s for sure! You might want to make it clear that this is a parody site, though. Otherwise somebody might stumble in here and conclude that Konservative Kristians are an uptight, sheltered bunch of puritan pansies who are scared of their own shadows and ashamed of their humanity. Oh, wait…
Keep up the good work; it’s hilariously funny!
Thanks for warning us about evil rap singers like Kurt Kobain! Coming up next on STR,Tristan exposes the threat of drug-crazed women of Funk such as Pearl Jam(lead singer of Stone Temple Pilots)and Satanic Death Metal songstresses like Alice In Chains(aka Alice Cooper)!
1. bootlegged music does not fund terrorism, bootlegged music is usually music that is not paid for. osama bin laden has nothing to do with offensive or stolen music.
2. real musicians do not make music for money, record companies and mtv make music for money - hense paris hilton’s recording career.
3. record companies are the real theives. the musicians get a small cut of their hard earned money. most of the money go to the record executives, and producers.
3. dj’s (in clubs, on the radio, at weddings) make money off of playing other people’s music. this is widely accepted, and good promotion for musicians. companies like pioneer, technics, behringer, stanton, etc. design turntables and mixers just for dj’s. they profit off of the whole dj culture, which is mixing pre-recorded material for a live audience, or for mixtapes. if this is concidered piracy, then why are radio stations, clubs, and wedding receptions immune to the RIAA? why not go after pioneer for designing the instruments used to “bootleg” and make mixtapes?
4. if you dont like the content of the music, dont listen to it. america has an amendment just for this… its the 1st amendment. freedom of speach. the same amendment that allows you to express your ignorance on this site.
5. yes, im a renegade musician who works outside of the RIAA. i chose not to be under the restraint of the recording industry. i do not need a contract to produce, distribute, and perform my music. yes, this is america, we have those rights. not all musicians are in it for the money.
6. have you ever seen a sticker that says “PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT CONTENT” ? again, if you dont want to hear it, dont listen. if you dont want your children listening to it, be a parent and shove your ideals down their throat, like a true christian.
7. is a SWAT team nessessary for busting someone with “pirated” music? please take note that dj drama did not have any illegal contraband on his premises. no drugs, guns, or anything stereotypical of rap musicians.
8. you are a poor excuse for a christian, ms shuddery.
dont judge lest ye be judged…
the real terrorists are people like you. self righteous christians who point the finger at everyone but themselves. you are the people who send your children out to “defend” our country, when our country wouldnt need defense, if you werent harrassing 3rd world countries over their religious beliefs and oil.
this country was founded by freemasons. yes, freemasons are occultists. look at the back of the $1 bill. george washington and ben franklin were both masons. the first christians who stepped foot on the americas, brought disease to the peaceful indian tribes, and shoved their beliefs down their throats. those indians who would not accept christ, were killed - men, women and children. christians practically wiped a whole race of people off the face of the planet. sounds alot like the holocaust. religion has spilled enough blood upon this planet. if you believe in satan, quit helping him out. keep your thoughts to yourself, and get off your fuckin high horse.
you make jesus sick.
sincerely,
baconhanger - atheist/anarchist/proud
I was actually going to step in and comment here, but it would appear as though baconhanger has done my work for me, and for that, I thank you.
Also, to the author of this blogpost: whether this is real or satire, just tossing Kurdt into the mixer with hip-hop artists is pure blasphemy. You should be ashamed.
-Rev.
This is just sad…
Also I wholeheartedly agree with baconhanger, especially point 8.
Bravo, baconhanger.
Slovak Bloke.
have you heard of freedom of speech? its the same freedom that you use to post the crap you post on here. baconhanger said it all… and put it to where even you should be able to understand it. you know I like this site, because when ever i need a good laugh from others stupidity, this site never seems to let me down, because thats all the ops do. post stupidity.
oh yea and btw you should know that when you point a finger at someone else you have 3 pointing back at you..
peace,
wiccan-goddess
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ok first of all whutever your name is you have alot of nerve…i’d like to say you’re a self absorbed asshole. not too start anything but umm how are you going to take shots at a dj who you don’t know personally for trying to make a living. the artists on many of those mixtapes know that they’re on the mixtapes. thats how artists begin their careers just to tell you. no the lyrics arent always peachy and i am christian and i love the lord jesus christ with all my heart but to defend our crooked governtment and our crooked president and act as if he is some innocent angel and u throw the word christian in there please stop the ka ka lies. wow i dont even know what to say i could go on and on but idk u seemed self absorbed and retarted for one. people like you dont take time to think and automatically think your doo doo dont stink. i agree hip hop isnt the best thing for our kids and i am a young person but there are parents and we live in a world of sin so buddy get used to it. be the best you can and be a good person and try to help other people dont criticize them..where does that ever get anyone
tristan hun those albums have parental advisory stickers on them so chances are children will not be able to buy them unless there of legal age. but your article make a very good valid point there. tipper gore and the pmrc had this done back in the 80’s.