Stop The Smut!
You can’t leave the safety of your own house without getting smacked dead in the face with smut.? Swelling cleavages on the magazines at the grocery store, vile profanity on the radio, hardcore pornography on television 24 hour a day and seven days a week - even during Christmas!? You can’t even drive your truck down the street without seeing a cuss word on the bumper of some car.? Step outside and there’s Satan surrounded by about twenty seven homosexuals all waiting to rip out your soul and attempting to perform unspeakable acts on you and your family.
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The laws of common decency should be enough
to keep this kind of filth off the streets.? Young readers
could easily be traumatized by these kinds of signs.
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It’s gotta stop.? Now.
Psalm 101:3 says “I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.”? As always, ain’t nobody says it like God.?? It’s time to stop cleaving and start hating.
A lot of Christians just throw up their hands and accept whatever Satan throws at them.? How many times have you found yourself at the check out line in the Piggly Wiggly confronted by the filthy picture?of a pregnant, naked harlot selling her body and the body of her pre-born child and you just shrugged and silently put your pork rinds on the counter?? How many times have you found yourself snapping the radio off in disgust as yet another Negro says words that would get you and me stabbed and then put it out of your mind?? I’ve heard that television networks are bidding to show Brokeback Mountain unedited in prime time.? And y’all will just sit there, shrug your shoulders and throw up your hands.
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Starlet or Harlot?? Vanity Fair is just the
magazine for?a shameless divorced hussy
exploiting her pre-born child
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That’s the same thing as inviting Satan into your home.??And once he gets into your neighborhood he’s gonna go door to door collecting every single soul he can get his hooves on.? Do you really wanna be responsible for being the first family on your block to rent your guest bedroom to Satan?
It’s time to organize.? Vic Eliason of Crosstalk America and Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association are hatching a plan to drive smut and indecency from the shores of America and back to Yurp and Asia where it came from.?
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The Japanese are so perverse you can’t even tell
the men from the women.? This is one of the goals
of the Homosexual Agenda
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The?plan is simple?- Create a network of concerned citizens to police neighborhoods for signs?of public smut and decadence.? These “smut sherrifs” (I just came up with that name but it’s a pretty good one!) will?create a nationwide database that allows decent Americans to make informed choices on where to shop.? But that ain’t all!? Each smut sherrif is deputized to act on behalf of the American Decency Association.? That means that if the store acts in accordance to God’s prinicples, they can put a sticker on the door that’d say something like “This is a smut free zone”.
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This kind of sticker allows decent Christians to know
whether they’ll come up against graphic pictures of
sexual depravity when buying a slurpee
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If they don’t, then the smut sherrif can politely tell the owner?about the damage they’re doing to the community and their business by allowing?Satan to act as a silent partner.? If they owner sees the light (so to speak!)?and?gets rid?what the smut sherrif tells him to, then he gets a sticker!? If he don’t, then we send an action alert to our members who’ll?organize a?boycott of the store, write letters and?make phone calls until Satan can’t stand it no more and gets outta Dodge.
It probably ain’t gonna take no more?than one or two smut sherrifs per town to clean up most of the local businesses.? Once that’s done, I’ll bet you’re gonna see a big turn around!? With 99% of the sin taken away, more people will see the error of their ways and high-tail it back to church.? More Born-Again Americans means a more moral America and then ain’t no one gonna watch weekly perversions like Desperate Housewives and Grey’s Anatomy.? The sponsors will stop supporting it and maybe Ford will stop supporting the homosexual agenda and start focusing on making good America cars again.
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Ford openly courts lesbian Satanists in their advertising.
Thanks to the American Family Association’s boycott, Ford’s
profit went down by 13% last year!
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So c’mon, Christians Soldiers!? Let’s all take God’s advice - Stop cleaving and start hating!
God is Love!
BBN
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Amen BBN! There just isn’t any arguing with this piece. How right you are. What a great system. How wonderful to know that parents will finally be able to have some piece of mind as they keep the great cogs of capitalism oiled!
only reason why no1 is arguing is cuz they all laughing so hard lol.
I gtg to bed now (2:40am here) but will have fun replying later on today :P
It’s about time somebody spoke up about the epidemic of smut in this formerly great country of ours. You can’t even turn on network TV without some joke about masturbating or oral sex which are both evil vices that we shouldn’t even talk about or do in our own bedrooms let alone speak of in our living rooms. Disgusting! I cut the cable wires to our house years ago when I came across a late night movie that actually showed people fornicating for an hour and a half. Whatever happened to Lawrence Welk and Ozzie and Harriett? I don’t remember them talking to David and Ricky about masturbating or using the evil f word. I stopped going to 7-11 23 years ago when I saw they were carrying Playboy and other devil inspired smut on their shelves. There just ain’t gonna be no smut in the house or life of Jarvis Fernley. That’s all she wrote!
I fully support this plan to eliminate smut in this country. In fact I will volunteer right now to be one of the smut sherrifs. I will be contacting Bill Johnson of the American Decency Association who happens to be a friend of a friend of a friend of mine personally to let him know that Jarvis Fernley is ready and willing to be a soldier in the battle against smut! This small Texas town ain’t gonna turn into San Francisco if I can help it! Jarvis Fernley has spoken!
Oh yeah one more thing I been driving Fords since 1957 but as soon as I heard about that ad aimed at bearded clam diving lezbos I went out and bought a brand new Chevy pickup. Praise Jesus!
I don’t have to boycott crabby American cars, their poor quality and middle age engines does it itself. We buy German or Japanese quality cars instead.
Can’t you see, rest of the World is laughing at you stupid rednecks. George Bush “Dumber” is just right president for you.
btw, Shelley and BBN, this for you:
http://www.girlsr.tv/products/index.html
over’n'out
That’s what makes this country so great. Freedom. It’s a double-edged sword, and it tends to cut both ways. The same laws that allow you to proselytize people that want nothing to do with you and your beliefs also allow the rest of us to tell you where to stuff it, and where you can go to roast over an open spit. I’m not saying that I thought it was terribly tasteful for Demi Moore to plaster her nude body onto a magazine, especially while pregnant. I’m just saying that mostly, it’s her right. Mayhaps not God-given, granted, but that’s what makes the seperation of Church and State so grand ^_^
Either way, my primary comment on the subject was that maybe if you stop shoving Jesus in our face a little, mayhaps we’ll take a few of our F*ck Bush bumper stickers. There’s gotta be a middle ground here.
Oh, and hating? Isn’t that…hrm, I don’t know…maybe counter-intuitive to your ENTIRE belief structure? You know, God is love, Jesus saves, all that happy tripe. But telling Christians to hate? Please.
Oh, and that Ford advertisement isn’t ‘Courting lesbian satanists’, because, in case you didn’t know, there aren’t that many of them. Besides that, Satanists don’t actually worship satan, nor do they use the steriotypical Christian intepretation of Satan that causes him to have a big, jew-like bulbous nose (intentional imagery, to make Jews look like satan worshippers in the 14th century), or horns (imagery stolen from the Pagan god, Pan, so that the Roman Catholics could say that the Pagans were really worshipping Satan) or red skin. In fact, they don’t really actually believe in Satan, they just use him as a fictitious representation of what they should aspire to be. I don’t like Anton LaVey any, and most of his ideas were half-baked. But if you’re going to talk about Satanism, at least for God’s sake, do some research!
You can’t tell Japanese men from women? How many Japanese have you seen? Besides in an old painting where everybody wore kimonos all the time back then! I used to see a Japanese news program on satellite tv and had no difficulty telling the genders apart! Japan doesn’t have a homosexual agenda,in fact many Japanese men over there are accused of being macho sexists by liberals! And any porn in Japan (which features nude women and is marketed at men) has the private parts airbrushed out! Japan isn’t perverse by Western standards,it’s a somewhat conformist,conservative and well behaved culture! Practically everybody has a job,many are white color and they don’t have casual fridays at work! There are no outlaw Harley bikers,Harley riders are clean-cut and wear uniforms! You’d have trouble finding rebellious music or wild youth anywhere over there!
You are crazy Shelley.You will burn into hell for telling these lies.
No way, it is a fake…
That extremism cannot be real, people so incredibly crazy do not exist. Bin Laden is almost a Saint compared with “you”, if this blog is true !
Haha, and you vote Bush. People with only a half of brain exist, but even them do not believe to every line that is written in the Bible.
Fortunately, your race is extinguishing !
rofl Bp, the joys of using a translator, either that or english is his/her second language.
“You can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t leave the safety of your own house without getting smacked dead in the face with smut.”
U should shift to a different country then, I don’t have a problem with smut over here. Ok fine we have a bit, but who cares, only words, not gonna kill u. Also it goes into ur ears, just incase u thought u listned through ur mouth.
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“Swelling cleavages on the magazines at the grocery store,”
Not many magazines have that kinda stuff apart from Playboy, but if you keep outa the R18 section of the book store or where ever u go, u won’t encounter it.
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“vile profanity on the radio”
hmm, change to a different radio station then, simple.
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“hardcore pornography on television 24 hour a day and seven days a week - even during Christmas!”
Unsubscribe to the playboy channel then, sheesh… or if a little warning thing comes up saying “This movie has been deemed R18 and may contain, sex, violence and nudity.” switch channel…
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“The laws of common decency should be enough
to keep this kind of filth off the streets.”
It isn’t on the street, it’s inside a car window, and why were you looking for that kinda thing on the internet if you don’t like it?
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“Young readers could easily be traumatized by these kinds of signs.”
Proberly less so than u, “OMFG IT’S A WORD!” , get over it Billy Bob…
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“Psalm 101:3 says ?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ?I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me.?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ? As always, ain?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t nobody says it like God. It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s time to stop cleaving and start hating.”
-God didn’t say that, one of those other peoples said it, cuz god an’t real.
-Then stop looking for that kinda stuff on the net, or u breaking “Gods” comands or w/e.
-I though that u said u didn’t hate anyone Billy Bob?
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“A lot of Christians just throw up their hands and accept whatever Satan throws at them.”
Hmm so you mean, ‘alot of sensible people just accept what happens and move on’?
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“How many times have you found yourself at the check out line in the Piggly Wiggly confronted by the filthy picture of a pregnant, naked harlot selling her body and the body of her pre-born child and you just shrugged and silently put your pork rinds on the counter?”
hmm none for me, cuz I’ve never been to the piggly wiggly, what ever it is. Also don’t wander into the R18 section. Even though I already said that…
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“How many times have you found yourself snapping the radio off in disgust as yet another Negro says words that would get you and me stabbed and then put it out of your mind?”
Hmm, you actualy make a good point here, I’m gonna nick a quote from dearly loved, Foamy.
“Everybody is a racist, except me, cuz I’m black”
(for more foamy visit http://www.illwillpress.com or http://www.friendsoffoamy.com)
Why would saying something get u stabbed?
unless u went up to a gangsta or some crap and called him a morronic retard who needs to get a fucking life and stop raping his own mother, that’d proberly get ya stabbed.
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“I?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ve heard that television networks are bidding to show Brokeback Mountain unedited in prime time. And y?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥all will just sit there, shrug your shoulders and throw up your hands.”
I have just attempted to shrug my shoulders and throw up my hands, and I think I sprained something, ouch >
rofl! this is hilarious, really, dude, they allways find a way to beat they stupidity highscore xD
If all this things bother you do as Atheist God said and stop whining about everything you fucking morons. Go get a life, know the real world, open your eyes and keep off the adults section because its ofensive to you. I find the human body as something beautyful, so I don’t really mind if people go showing their bodies since they are in the ADULTS SECTION and its their right to do whatever they want without breaking the laws
Of course I am not american, I would speak a good english.
You can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even drive your truck down the street without seeing a cuss word on the bumper of some car.
Free Speech. Gotta love it. (Mine reads: Somewhere in Texas, there?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s a village missing it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s idiot. :))
The laws of common decency should be enough
to keep this kind of filth off the streets. Young readers
could easily be traumatized by these kinds of signs.
You mean, you should “protect” them from people that think of themselves?
It?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥s time to stop cleaving and start hating.
Doesn?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t it state in the bible that hate is bad?
The Japanese are so perverse you can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t even tell
the men from the women. This is one of the goals
of the Homosexual Agenda
Erm, you know that this is not a photo? And that it?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•s quite old? Art can sometimes be difficult to understand.
If they don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t, then the smut sherrif can politely tell the owner about the damage they?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥re doing to the community and their business by allowing Satan to act as a silent partner. If they owner sees the light (so to speak!) and gets rid what the smut sherrif tells him to, then he gets a sticker! If he don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t, then we send an action alert to our members who?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥ll organize a boycott of the store, write letters and make phone calls until Satan can?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t stand it no more and gets outta Dodge.
The stickers are a good idea, the boycott is basically forcing him and thus morally not really that decent. Sticker, yay, boycott, NO!
Ford openly courts lesbian Satanists in their advertising.
Except for the photoshopping, this means nothing. Good friends can give each other a hug without anything sexual in it, you know. Or family members (or should it forbidden for a daughter to hug her mother?).
Conclusion:
The right of free speech covers all the things you have shown. Live with it! And if you don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t want to, just don?Ǭ¨?Ǭ•t look the stuff yourself. Amen.
I don?¢‚Ǩ?°?É‚Äû?ɬ¥t have to boycott crabby American cars, their poor quality and middle age engines does it itself. We buy German or Japanese quality cars instead.
Could not have said this better!
The German Guy
IMPEACH BUSH!
I knew there was a reason behind Ford’s recent dismal financial performance.
you know, “proud german” and “athiest god” pretty much said it all.
but you know its ashame that these so-called christians and republicans has to have something banned to keep them from looking at the stuff… i find it mighty funny that they have no self will power….
damn get a life and grow up. if you dont want to see it, stay off the playboy channel, if you dont want to see it in bookstores stay out of the adult sections and stay in the kiddie section since it seems thats where you need to be anyway, and if you dont want to see the tabs in grocery stores then look str8 ahead, dont look to the side. which i havent really seen anything that should be offensive in those papers. oh and btw why do you believe everything you read???
i’d rather burn in hell then spend eternity with that cocksucker billy bob neck. fuck god and fuck christianity.